Fucken nailed it!

Ahhhhh no calculator joke!? But this was the perfect time for it! You could've even thrown in the Toaster movie joke and the joke in those Miraculous episodes!

Democracy is a failed ideology.

Zoe is life

(Keeping in mind in the Matrix people weren't being used as batteries, they were connected together as a neural network to power the machine's AI, though they simplified this to 'batteries' in the script.)

Don't worry, its just a distraction.

Still something isnt right when they mention climate change and I get a woolies add saying corn isnt growing well and will cost more because it's too cold.. I feel like no one has a clue and everyone is bought even juice media...

And it's largely nonsense. Researchers have been warning about AI long before things like ChatGPT.

@@strategicsage7694 Researchers also raised red flags on climate, and nobody listened either.

AI generated KZfaq channel and viedos

CEOs are never held accountable so what changes?

damn i love quotes that age very poorly. Like google "don't be evil" quote

We already have fictional people that aren't humans and who can't go to jail. They're called corporations

Management to me in 2001 when pulling me up for late deliveries "The computer says you can to it"

They can push even further and commit the crimes they´ve been held accountable in the past@@partymanau , just like some of them did with the holocaust and now we can see them commiting genocide again and blaming the Gospel AI system. You can just hire someone to push the buttons and tell him the AI is taking the decisions.

Reminds me of the Appleseed (2004) movie.

The first thing is who defines human values? What does it look like? Who does it ultimately serve?

​@@user-xu3iz1nc7xhumanity. Thats why id rather prefer natural values over human values. That way i can just go f myself in some random forrest and return my rotting tainted flesh back to earth corrupting it further.

@@user-xu3iz1nc7x corpos define it, it looks like taking everything until there's nothing left, and it serves, like, a few thousand people at best? idk

I'll cancel you

Like a proctologist doing brain surgery..... oh wait your American....?

It's all one big joke.

Joke or not, KZfaq is not a friend of free speech.

Check mate

They could've intentionally flagged it as a climate change video voluntarily.

Humans have waged war on each other since before the first tool (a bone as a club). What has changed? Nothing at all in except the club... That's why I'm an antinatalist!

Are you kidding...?

No.

Nuh uh

The day after Oct 7, it has beem bleedingly obvious that westerners arent aligned with "western values."

Yes please~ Help yourselves to the weakness of the flesh, Omnissiah~

said the AI to the human...

It was open.

It used to be open, until the big money came in of course

There is a phrase in marketing, "If you can't fix it feature it".

Because regulators don't assess brand names for the same rules as other advertising claims, such as the misleading and deceptive standard So blatant doublespeak like this is fine.

Isn't Elon musk suing them about the not open misleading name ?

We could just shut off the A.I. and use Fredrick Douglass’ third box to deal with the politicians ourselves.

Or politicians to protect us from corporations?

@@larrykelly-kf5pp fr, cuz that'll never happen

@@Omer1996E.C seems like it’s what democracy was for 🧐

Revolution always happens@@Omer1996E.C , eventually.

^Blessed are the Bronies, for they shall inherit the horse farms.

All we really are is just chimps with razors.

What else is new?

@@normanclatcher ikr

​@abdmations you're a pakistani Your existence is more dangerous than AI and it's controllers

that's definitely not necessarily true. it's very difficult to gauge the existential threat of future technology, but it's not zero and it's not statistically insignificant.

It can be both. It would be extremely vulnerable to become the second smartest species on Earth and people who warn of those dangers are not doing it not because they're in some secret conspiracy by Big Techs, they're doing it because they can clearly see that it would put humanity in a dangerous space.

Ok, what if these assholes were rushing head first to build an everpowerful AI without any considerations for safety? Now do you see the point that the people who warn about the AI existential risks are making?

But how would we excrete our body's garbage without them?

werent these goobers pro v@x? LMAO

I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes!

Especially an annoying one like Clippy

She also said you can be a battery, which is better than a paperclip!

It looks like you don't want to be a paperclip. Would you like help?

I. Am. CLIPPY!!!

yeah, fertiliser's definitely the way to go. give a little back, sort o kidney ...

woah didnt notice that!

Sadly Sci-fi predicted years ago many of the dystopian truths we are now finding out in real life... It was scary in the 60s... Now it's a living nightmare.

true

Frank Herbert was prescient confirmed

Butlerian Jihad, but actually.

If we turn from enslaved by idiot politician aristocracy to enslaved by omniscient machines I'd say this is an improvement. But given our luck it would most likely be idiot politicians with omniscient machines

That reference (to the paperclip optimiser thought experiment) was brilliant subtle comedy.

the days when code didn't kill you....

Nobody expects to see clippy today!

Clippit: "It looks like you're trying to question the decisions of AI..."

Waldo for President, 2024.

Wouldn't be surprised if someone made the Torment Nexus at this point

Nice calculations there.

Thank god for that.

We could have had a utopia where robots do basically all work for us, leaving us to pursue our passions, but noooo, that's not compatible with the current economic system... Though it would most likely have ended up like Wall-E anyway.

​@RabbiChaimBenForeskinowitzdon't blame: supersede and rise above.

I did the clack-clack-clack in my head before reading your final line.

So subtle. Good catch

damn. how did i not notice?

And all the extra fingers.... AI really doesn't get how the human body works

There's another one at 1:13 ( I didn't notice it, but luckily @friendssandwich6449 pointed it out in another comment)

lol, I don't notice that. Excellent.

And no mention of the extra finger at the start?

Indeed. And there are more such touches in this video too!

Lucy threw that in just for fun - decided to keep it in :)

Aaaah get to the choppa!

And then ends it with "Authorised by John Connnnaarrr." Comedy Gold. Imagine Working Dog teaming up with these folks.

I knew the comment section wouldn’t let me down.

@@thejuicemedia Can you truthfully tell us Lucy isn't AI generated. I mean it's not like you can't tell.

In the meantime, all those "dumb" peasants in the "3rd world" who grow their own food and build their own houses and make their own clothes, strangely remain un-fucked and a billion and a half people in China benefit from AI every day. Weird, huh?

I don't believe AI will form killer robots and take over the human race. It's wise to think that might be a possibility, but in my honest opinion I don't believe that will happen. What I think will happen is that in the far flung future, say the 22nd century, we will communicate with our appliances and our technology and you can modulate them to have whatever personality you would like to interact with. This communicative intelligence will ask how your day was, warm your blankets, cook your food, power your house and drive your car. All the while speaking and conversing with it. We cannot codift consciousness, but we can codify intelligence, and that's our best bet.

I though they were: (1) we're totally fucked or (2) we're fucked even worse.

You missed out we were fucked even before we were born...

Started in 2007 & intensified from 2020 onwards

same every time but also chuckling because damn

Its not AI harming humanity. At this stage you are blaming the bat someone hits you with instead of the human weilding it. AI is not that smart. Yet.

It's an actual thing that appeared online a little while ago.

Don't worry it's the future 👏👌

And people like me are already used to it…

don't be mpreg-phobic! be inclusive of all pregnant people : D

@@byunbaekhyun2283 mpreg 😳😳😏

your local government does not give a fuck about you that's so true it's scary and sad at the same time😭😭

The problem is that our termination will be out of our hands . . .

No, its the stupidest point. How does it even work? It makes no sense that it would even need such a big data set and there do exist big datasets already today, the thing is that as models progress they need smaller and smaller datasets and thats not even speaking of how the models are being increasingly trained on synthetic data.

@@TheManinBlack9054 Your comment is a contradiction as the reason we are seeing an increase in synthetic training data is because we have run through all the real world data and still need more.

​@@TheManinBlack9054Actually by far the biggest technological leap that took GPT from curious research project to global obsession was literally feeding a curated dump of pretty much every bit of text on the internet, and a large amount of the development since has been about multimodal models so they can use non text data, alongside ways to cheat to get more out of them, but while current models are more capable none have had the same massive leap that GPT2 to GPT3 represented

​@@TheViktorofgileadtrue, but synthetic data have their own unqiue advantages, for instance you can generate whatever you want in whatever quantity that you want, thereby making the distribution fit your needs.

​@@TheManinBlack9054yours might just be the most idiotic take I've ever read...and that's saying something in 2024.

It can, for the right price. Everything has a price.

Actually we should launch crowd funding for that

Would happily chip in money to that end

I would donate to that cause

20 years ago, it would have been on the ABC

"I'm sorry, Juicemedia. I'm afraid I can't do that."

read it in "the voice"

Dave what are you doing ? 🫳🔌

What? Futile is the word.

Them bodies make some good compost for robo crops.

Only option left

​@@kasondaleighsure, have fun being dommed by Borg overlords.

OpenAI is not open-source at all.

It has been closedAI since they stopped open sourcing GPT-3

@@markmurex6559 no AI is open-source, AI does not have a source code. We dont know how AI works

@@markmurex6559 just because you can run it locally does not mean its open-source. Same way Photoshop can be said to be open-source since you do have a local EXE file. Unfortunately, EVERY LLM is "closed-souce" simply because we have no idea what is truly going on inside them, thats the reason we even have such a field of research as *mechanistic interpretability* to even try to decypher what those models do on the inside.

Based China

...dammit. Good catch.

Damn, great catch

LMFAO good catch

Might also hand-wave away how she has three hands later on in the video.

Choosing both seems to be what people in the USA and UK are doing in terms of the current elections. The one real point giving hope is all the people in the UK Labour Party who are resigning from the party's false opposition claims to either support or run as independents. Would be fantastic if independents ended up being the largest group in Parliament.

Sadly history tells us that fascism and crime syndicates win the day every time. Greed is ubiquitous in human nature... Only just ahead of Hate...

Hihi, the answer to a classic dilemma. Well, the money people solution.Support both parties and threaten to withdraw funding to get yr way..

The entirety of the Merdoc empire!

No, its Skynet. Sky News is just a channel.

@@TheManinBlack9054a channel that distracts you from real issues impacting society.

​@@TheManinBlack9054Sky News and the various other media outlets like them have an immense political influence that has created a regulatory environment where Skynet is a credible (albeit eventual) threat. Do not underestimate the damage media can do when in the wrong hands

Have you heard of PauseAI? We need more people to join to take real action and get serious government regulation in place.

That's where the paperclip maximizer comes in. Dumb as hell, singular drive, terrifyingly powerful, accidentally destroys humanity while doing exactly what it was told to do.

And that is EXACTLY the point a lot of the people who warn about AI existential risks are making! But beware they will accuse you of being paid by the Big Tech too!

...no one pays me.

​@@feuerlingThe hypothetical paperclip maximiser isn't dumb at all, it has superhuman intelligence, it's just that it's a single minded superhuman intelligence that cares nothing for human life and would happily turn humans into some more paperclips. Really a huge part of the problem with the idea when communicating the threat to people is the choice of paperclips which was meant to emphasise how alien such a system would be, it would be much more apparent what the problem was in conversations with the public at large if it was referred to as a money maximiser because there's already a ton of people who do this, so the motivation is a lot clearer. Tbh while I think AGI is a lot further away than Big Tech wants us to think, it still kind of scares me a bit that if it does turn up it might actually be aligned with the objectives of it's creators, since those objectives are reprehensible anyway (just like in the video - we haven't even addressed the human alignment problem yet).

Incorrect KO unfortunately clone Cloe has 3 hands.

@@dwl473 Ohhh nooo

Imagine what the baby will look like 🤨

@@Corusame AI generated also, I guess

Would be better if you provided the actual link...

@@SusannaSaunders KZfaq often blocks comments with links in them. Its easy enough to use the search function.

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Worth a look.

It is obvious that machine learning (AI) will be racist in general situations. Machine learning is just linear algebra and statistical mathematics. It looks for correlation. As long as there is inequality between the skin colours, AI will correctly identify correlations between protected characteristics and behaviours resulting from (not only) historic oppression

How many paperclips do you think you can be turned into? To maximise the distribution of paperclips, of course. You'll never be without paperclips, which is the most worthy cause known to Turry.

Don't forget the uniparty

Tis is why RFKj wasn't allowed on the US Debate session..

@@keepitreal2902 & the dumbocracy

You don't need intelligence for that. Simply dispose of primary elections in favor of ranked choice.

​​@@danhelios7557 RFK is just as bad, just more articulate, which is worse. His family does not support his platform, if he were more like his father than I would consider him, but hes too far to the right to be a centrist. This country doesn't need more austerity, it needs emergency programs to resolve the current crises instead of increased military funding.

Statler: Do you think there is life on other planets? Waldorf: Why do you care? You don't have any life on this one.

All equipment for detecting intelligent life is pointed away from Earth. Not by accident. "Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, because there's bugger all down here on Earth." - Monty the python

@@davidwuhrer6704 "Makes you feel insignificant, doesn't it."

"Bite my shiny metal ass!" -Bender Rodríguez

Predator drones are real.

Indeed thank you for all you do making these videos! Much love to you all! 🫶🤗😘❤️

Bleep bloop

Nothing like nice bedtime existentialism

Funny I just woke up and had the same thought

I just got home from the store and refreshed KZfaq to see this! I was like "Sweet! A new @TheJuiceMedia video just dropped!"

It might even be preferable for many groups of people given what the fascists want to do to them!

O really?

You need to hold it together!

Pitch meeting 🤣

Hey now... you would just be a throwaway object. Think bigger, think grander. Become a sloth

I'm glad I don't remember that time.

@@markmurex6559 Well, you had had a lot to drink.

As a farmers son..😂

Do you mean bull wanking?

Good way to find real bullsh!t, too...

Not yet we still have few years to turn around .. 2-3 max .

I can't say when or how exactly but in 2100 the world population will be less than 4 billion without any question..

We were all fucked decades ago... Before many of the people watching this were even born... kzfaq.info/get/bejne/m5x2lrGYtK69n6M.htmlsi=5uRya76OFkja-oKS

Started in 2007 & intensified from 2020 onwards

As someone who's also in the tech industry, most of my colleagues are all aboard the AI hype train despite us supposedly being the most well positioned to understand the risks.

And that's about as much as I could type before my Samsung stopped working.

Most magic tricks work that way, too. Once the illusionist starts with the hocus pocus of obvious distraction, the switcheroo had already been performed. Also related: The magic interval in which the confidence trickster already has your money, but you don't know yet that you have been swindled.

Yeah, REALLY needed to highlight how much power AI generation drains.

United Nations, who I have no idea whatsoever are, already whacked a warning,

"Hey bitcoin good my beer" ~ChatGpt

@@ObsoletePersonA trillion dollars, worth of renewable energy and batteries, would yield a trillion Watts, TerraWatt, TW, they talk about investing, a few trillion in AI, it will need power anyway and renewable energy, is the cheapest energy in history.

​@@stuartbrown1569Yes, but: a) they're only going to invest in additional power to offset some of the extra power they draw, so that still represents an increase in resource consumption due to power draw b) they're not going to switch off their training systems at night when the sun goes down, they're going to pull power from other sources, which means pulling power from fossil fuel generators a decent amount of the time even in the best case in terms of new renewable deployments c) renewables aren't harmless, they're just less bad than fossil fuels. Burning a lot more power to do something that's arguably bad for most people isn't suddenly just fine because they're consuming land and raw materials for solar and wind instead of burning fossil fuels and messing up the climate d) the power isn't being fed into a magic AI bucket, it's being fed into a ton of computing hardware, that's being manufactured for AI and then housed in large air conditioned server farms, consuming resources to make and taking up a ton of scarce real estate.

Humans already do a great job of not giving a shit about humans. What's AI really going to change here

@@greebj Exactly. Besides, we are, and for very many years will be much better at destroying humanity than AI. We're way scarier.

Education

@@ChronologicalFern We are the "Apex educators" here.

We have. You can run your own AI on your computer with OLLAMA. There are dozen of free AI models available today, not just GPT-4.

Open source and local AI models.

@@user-fn6mr4zj2n Exactly. We need to convince people that GPT-4 is not the only option. For once Meta is on the right side of the barricade.

If only people had Actual Intelligence 😂😂

Mark Zuckerberg is the good guy in AI, and that tells you how bad, the bad guys are. He released Meta's Llama for free, for research, and commercial use. You can run it on your own PC with OLLAMA. You can retrain it, although that requires huge compute, that will cost to rent.

AI is 'recycled people' words. Like Soylent Green, or Frankenstein's Monster. It exists, and is, by itself, Neutral. How you _use_ it is what counts.

Frankenstein made his creature from scratch, according to the book. Similar to Rossum's universal robots. It is only Hammer Films that wanted zombies in their -adaptation- fan fiction. No, AI is not recycled stuff. There are many different types of AI and many different techniques, but in general AI is ways of generalising from examples. If you want to replicate data, just use a file system.

All too busy squabbling over what pile of shit they control...

Not necessarily that it’s bad, but that it’s misused.

​@@user-S853the only AI that's bad is generative AI, it needs to go

its not deeper, its conspiratorial and completely without any proofs or links to their claims

@@moritakaishida7963 I disagree, but generative AI trained on stolen work, and anything that it creates, should be treated as derivative and should never be used for profit.

@@TheManinBlack9054 They have links in the description under “Further reading”.

^bingo

"I have a monopoly to maintain. I want the Electric Company and the Water Works, plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue." -Charles M. Burns

​@@JamesDavy2009Good plan. But, you squeeze them harder with all four railroads, and Hotels on the Pinks and Oranges. The ones just getting out of jail? Get rekt.

Weird non sequitors. Thanks for comments.