HONEST Porsche Commercial

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Жыл бұрын

this video is an honest fan made commercial for porsche vehicles, this is not a paid ad its just something i wanted to make
contact email:
contact email:
Dytastic34@gmail.com
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Voice-over:
JessyCauseyVO@gmail.com
youtube: / @jessycausey
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Song used:
in my bag - S.O.
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mods:
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special thanks to Kenemation mods for providing the
porsche taycan
porsche panamera
porsche cayanne
porsche 911
Audi RS7
link to their site: boosty.to/kenemationmods
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special thanks to Spoolingdiesel for providing the tesla model 3
link to their site:
/ spoolingdieseldesigns
/ discord
crownconcepts.live/
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script:
This
Is what you look for in a romantic partner
We might be the only brand that hasn’t lost its integrity
Mostly because we haven’t changed our designs for over 70 years
But we are on the other side of history now
We went from speeding through poland to speeding through the Nurburgring
we don’t always make sense
For example We could’ve easily moved the engine to the middle
but nooo we had to keep it in the back, because we hate how accurate the beetle comparisons are
We also made the tycan, turbo S
Which is actually electric
hey at least our bodygaps don’t belong under a birthing gown
But our mature audience appreciates those details
They don’t buy a porsche to learn how to race
They buy a Porsche after they’ve crashed their bmws
except or adam
although for some reason they’re obsessed with aircooled engines
They spend tens of thousands to gain a few horses
If air cooled engines were actually better we wouldn’t have stopped making them
We make cars for everyone
We have the cayanne which is an actual SUV
Even though the first gens spent their lives as content making machines for youtubers
We have the panamera
Which is like if the RS7 and the S-class had a baby
Assuming those two were first cousins
We have the cayman
Which is the porsche you get if you want to bully miatas on the highway
If they don’t have the ebay package of course
We also have the 918
Which is an actual supercar
But id stay away from dubai
We’re currently working on our own fuel
Which will hopefully save the planet
The same planet which that one guy tried to take over
We’ve also tried to take over VW alot
we’re currently in a confusing space where we both own and are owned by VW at the same time
At this point even we can’t tell who’s fucking who
Porsche
If it aint broke
Don’t fix it
stop correcting people when they say porsche not porsche, no one cares
also Stop saying your cars are technically supercars
Supercars aren’t based on technicalities
#ad #porsche #car
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@DYTASTIC Жыл бұрын

Special thanks to Gunner for the "We went from speeding through poland to speeding through the Nurburgring" line

@Kubach444 Жыл бұрын

Bro ☠

@AssettoRacerGR Жыл бұрын

I remember seeing his comment on the community post and iam so glad it made it into the commercial 👏

@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzj Жыл бұрын

@BlueCrystal war joke, Porsche Designed tanks for an Austrian painter

@AmZe_2008 Жыл бұрын

@DYNASTIC the numberplate on the petrol was Saudi's not Dubai's

@aazelion5189 Жыл бұрын

@@bluecrystal3614 At one point youtube would delete comments with the word hitler in it

@Bagster321 Жыл бұрын

"Speeding through Poland to speeding through the Nurburging" Is as good as Top Gear's "Berlin to Warsaw in one tank"

@Cruzer871 Жыл бұрын

😂💀That was out of pocket 😭Common W Porsche

@tommusikauswahl1066 Жыл бұрын

ymmd bro :D

@WayToGo-5FuX6vs82 Жыл бұрын

It's a speedrun back in ww2 I guess

@jacobrev6567 Жыл бұрын

Honestly I can’t stop laughing while watching the honesty commercial 😂👍

@skyvrr Жыл бұрын

i cant stop laughing after the bloopers

@narrativeless404 Жыл бұрын

@@skyvrr True

@narrativeless404 Жыл бұрын

Especially the last one with that gremlin thing

@skyvrr Жыл бұрын

@@narrativeless404 yesss

@Kbakken72 Жыл бұрын

Same here

@Singleeez Жыл бұрын

"Dobby gonna pop a cap in your ass" 😂😂 I died on this line

@skyvrr Жыл бұрын

same

@BuffHorseMedia Жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣

@NZSENDER_YT Жыл бұрын

Bro, we all did 😂😂😂😂

@amem3244 Жыл бұрын

LMFAOOOO

@vu_7879 Жыл бұрын

Hi sing

@Who.Is_Sam Жыл бұрын

Porsche is by far the most based and best car company a car guy could ask for. Development of Synthetic fuel to save ICE engines, sports cars that beat supercars and hypercars on the track, a timeless design that somehow evolved seamlessly, outstanding performance and amazing looking cars. There's not much more you can really ask for.

@Lampert21Re Жыл бұрын

That's true fr

@nekofetish Жыл бұрын

not much more to ask for: less margins? :(

@black99rt Жыл бұрын

Give the cayman and boxster the good engines.

@michaelp4122 Жыл бұрын

Better reliability and less servicing. A porsche is not built to last, the dealers tell me they have never seen one in shop with over 180,000km on it. Meanwhile my BMW made 250,000 before being tossed and my Acura is still running fine at 360,000km. I want a 911 as a daily, but this factors into how affordable it is. Otherwise though, Porsche is the best. It's not like Corvettes, Ferrari's or anything of this level of performance (Outside an Acura NSX) is any more reliable.

@Who.Is_Sam Жыл бұрын

@@michaelp4122 I’m going to be honest here. Expecting reliability from a *German Sports Car Manufacturer* is the last thing you should be asking as a car enthusiast. Expecting a high end sports car to run that long is abit much. Your BMW was probably a coupe/sedan or a lightweight sports car, which is definitely going to be more reliable than old Porsches and maybe outlive newer ones. Your acura, well it’s Japanese don’t gotta worry about it breaking. I’d say expecting reliability from a company that primarily makes super car slaying sports cars is stretching it too far but I see where you’re going. Porsche is an enthusiast level of car, and not really meant to be daily driven unless you got like a new 911 turbo ig

@A3_mx Жыл бұрын

"This. Is what you look for in a romantic partner." Got me laughing so hard! Also, I love how you approach each brand with a different sense of sarcasm-it's so on point!!

@ummmbye1228 Жыл бұрын

Same but remove laughing Not really

@maxwelldegn6651 Жыл бұрын

That's not just Dytastic or anyone else complimenting their styling, that's literally their marketing. "Titillating Touring"

@manux9597 Жыл бұрын

I came faster than a person crashing with a porsche.

@charliemaybe Жыл бұрын

i came faster than the nissan patrol from dubai

@AmongUs-mb4qx Жыл бұрын

this isn't Rimac commercial tho

@turbo_marc Жыл бұрын

Okay but you gotta give them credit for helping develop efuel to save the combustion engine.

@-__--_--- Жыл бұрын

the great part is that it will work on old and new engines, so we can still environmentally drive older cars

@Stag_Stopa Жыл бұрын

They do not 'save' anything but do promotional stunts to get attention. The so called 'E-Fuels' were already developed DECADES ago but were cast aside by the automotive industry: ALL manufacturers bought patents just to hide them from the world so they can further rise their profits year after year. And now (just remember that the automotive lobby is a BIG player in many countries) after they did enough image greenwashing they can't escape the storm they brought over themselfes and try those silly moves. I worked in the industry in the engine R&D department and I tell ya - I do not pity the end and how they 'struggle' to get out of their self-advertised eco-garbage. They could have turned things in another direction long ago ... but no - they chose emission targets and political crap over science and facts instead. It's sad but now the bill is due.

@gaara4667 Жыл бұрын

To save Porsche combustion engines only*

@Coolcars325 Жыл бұрын

It’s not just for porsche’s

@mrflyboi Жыл бұрын

W Porsche

@the_blue_aries Жыл бұрын

"They buy a Porsche after they've crashed their BMWs, except for Adam" 💀

@Astr0-1408 10 ай бұрын

And then Mat Armstrong rebuilt it and sold it to Tavarish

@itsyahboigabby9728 Жыл бұрын

Honestly I was waiting for the "everyman in our family is named Ferdinand, it's not hard to understand why we made the same car for over 70 years" bit but I'm still glad the racing through poland bit made it

@lukasplaysbr3073 Жыл бұрын

The 918 reference was PERFECT, i love that TGT episode so much lol

@petertoth3477 Жыл бұрын

Haha, yes! "Let's get this over with. Do race, apologize, move on." ...and then get absolutely destroyed by a Nissan Patrol :D

@AlphaHumphrey Жыл бұрын

Came here for this. Best part of the video lmao

@askerleaves1614 Жыл бұрын

I’m honestly surprised you didn’t make at least one Carrera GT joke I can already see it: “We also have the 918, basically the Carrera GT, but it won’t kill you!”

@AssettoRacerGR Жыл бұрын

I also expected something like this about the Carrera GT. Shame it was a missed opportunity

@lineasevenadam5009 Жыл бұрын

Also the 911 turbo s destroying all super cars and evs in drag race

@-__--_--- Жыл бұрын

@@lineasevenadam5009i think that would trigger tesla fanboys too much

@InfinitelyConcise Жыл бұрын

@@-__--_---Good

@c63w204W Жыл бұрын

Fr I was expecting the same, at least similar reference, exactly when the 918 was mentioned

@kingofstuff1732 Жыл бұрын

The bloopers for this one are AMAZING

@osirisgamez 10 ай бұрын

"Dobby will pop a cap in your ass!" is the best one so far lmao

@swilleh_ Жыл бұрын

Loved Adam's wrecked Porsche joke 😂

@Komplex_Music_ 11 ай бұрын

caught me by surprise ahahaha

@dubful1 10 ай бұрын

I was looking for this comment to see how many noticed the jab too.

@Treetrytrey 8 ай бұрын

It was fixed you should watch series. Pretty cool.

@Carlito_622 Жыл бұрын

0:35 LOL, “Glorified beetle” -Jeremy Clarkson

@LinoLP Жыл бұрын

I'm usually one of the silent viewers, but I want to give you huge props for your videos. Watched them since the BMW Video and it's always a highlight in the Subbox :D Everything just fits, and I also see that from a content creator perspective, as I also do Cinematic stuff etc. You nailed it. Also the Teamwork with Jessy is getting better and better. Got to work with Jessy myself and he and his colleague sure a great people, but you 2 just add up perfectly. Keep up the good work, KZfaq needs people like you

@JessyCausey Жыл бұрын

Hey lino!!!

@DYTASTIC Жыл бұрын

You’re too kind ❤️

@LinoLP Жыл бұрын

@@JessyCausey

@LinoLP Жыл бұрын

@@DYTASTIC You're too honest :D

@tezzlabeamer18 Жыл бұрын

Next up honest Subaru commercial and hope the cayman makes an appearance

@SlapStyleAnims Жыл бұрын

2:00 Yo was that a Grand Tour reference?

@pxzzatim3515 Жыл бұрын

IK IT WAS!

@fjaajf Жыл бұрын

That Top Gear reference on the Porsche vs Nissan Patrol is gold!!

@tetispinkman9135 Жыл бұрын

Grand tours

@ahmedabdulaziz9957 Жыл бұрын

"dobby is a free elef". Honestly don't know whats better the commercial to or jessey glitching

@PokeRacer93 Жыл бұрын

“We might be the only brand that hasn’t lost its integrity…mostly because we haven’t changed our designs for over 70 years. But, we are on the other side of history now.” *Que the 911 crashing the VW bug off to the side*

@theperson-nw7bp Жыл бұрын

that dobby bit is the definition of comedic genius.

@vidoru Жыл бұрын

"I would stay away from Dubai" got me cracked up, the grand tour references.

@KingDeadMan Жыл бұрын

2:55 "Dobby is going to pop a cap in your a*s." 💀

@nitaraul1009 Жыл бұрын

This is honestly the best honest ad yet. I loved it way more than the others

@ZenithRana Жыл бұрын

"Stop correcting people when they say 'paw-sh' and not 'por-sha', no one cares" No like I felt called out on that line 😭🤣

@themaster-5209 Жыл бұрын

This is the best commercial from Dytastic! Absolutely loved it as a Porsche fan.

@Yarmox Жыл бұрын

Porsche is honestly the best automaker. At the forefront of technology while still somehow making each generation more and more interesting and attractive for all their models. Will always own a Porsche

@OneWayToPeaceOrthodoxy 11 ай бұрын

Not really. Mercedes make trucks, vans, cars, buses, forumla 1 cars....porsche just make cars. So Porsche are best car maker but best producer of vehicles in my opinion goes to Mercedes by a huge margin.

@blackming3420 10 ай бұрын

@@OneWayToPeaceOrthodoxywell mercs aren't as attractive as porsche currently

@Threat_LvL 10 ай бұрын

@@OneWayToPeaceOrthodoxy realy depents on what you define "best automaker" its just waaay to big of a field of possibilities. but anyway you will still get much out of your porsche then an benz

@OneWayToPeaceOrthodoxy 8 ай бұрын

@@Threat_LvL Mercedes make the GT Black series AMG: Its faster than any porsche and holds Nurburgring record. And by best Auto maker i mean there's not a single other car brand in the world that has such a vast catalog of vehicles as Mercedes. Porsche don't make 44 ton HGVs and vans for working class men, but they also make Formula one cars, 4 door luxury sedans, 2 door sports cars, extreme off road vehicles....Mercedes literally crush Porsche, BMW, Audi...nobody can match Mercedes in what they make. The only reason id say Porsche is the best car maker is because of the personality and lineage of their cars.

@Threat_LvL 8 ай бұрын

@@OneWayToPeaceOrthodoxymost sane benz simp i was really willing to listen to your point but after "Crushing" everything else you just making a fool out of youself like every other fanboy who thinks that there's "the" best brand out there.

@hon3ybear538 Жыл бұрын

bro the dog fart 💀

@NotEshan Жыл бұрын

That was amazing. Can’t wait to see more commercials.

@11tockdubois Жыл бұрын

From a porsche obsessed, thanks and great done ! Keep going your work is amazing.

@Walker_62738 Жыл бұрын

Every day is a good day when there’s a new honest car commercial video

@kingparadise87 Жыл бұрын

These are the best thing to ever enter the KZfaq algorithm. (Especially the bloopers)

@dubaikay5871 Жыл бұрын

1:07 painfully accurate 😆 I whould have also Made The Joke we have A very good relation with our customers except for when we try to kill them 920 turbo or the Carrera gt

@thealifrs4_463 Жыл бұрын

bro forgot EA gatekeeping their cars for 1 decade

@giothestupidass4136 4 күн бұрын

But there's RUF, next best thing

@kivanccelik51 11 ай бұрын

2:00 that Grand Tour reference is just 👌👌👌

@officialanty Жыл бұрын

I am DYING! The commercial was great and I absolutely LOVE the bloopers and especially the bloopers for this video!! I am dying in my chair right now Laughing

@your-mom_was_here Жыл бұрын

1:13 Offff. Whell there is Mat armstrong to save a day

@wakilrahman1962 Жыл бұрын

the "this is what you look for in a romantic partner" made me smile

@nadunlochana2956 Жыл бұрын

These are always a delight to watch. From the well matched music to the deadly one liners

@Matt_Sequel Жыл бұрын

First video of yours I've seen and I rewatched the bloopers three times, love it!

@exe.stopped244 Жыл бұрын

The outtakes are GOLD

@averag_subaruenjoyer Жыл бұрын

Bro forgot the RWB bodykits from the 911 and the blackbird 💀

@tnewton7762 Жыл бұрын

I'm happy they mentioned that Porsche SE owns the Volkswagen group who owns Porsche AG (the actual car company)

@SpacesHyper Жыл бұрын

Haha, loved the ending, great video!

@dr.z1657 Жыл бұрын

As a 981 Cayman S owner, I can proudly say that my engine is in the middle *thank you very much* lol

@micahpark8414 Жыл бұрын

Owning one in Forza don’t count sorry

@dr.z1657 11 ай бұрын

@@micahpark8414 Funny, but I actually do own one in real life bud, and I own it outright . It’s a 2014 6-speed manual 981S with the X73 sport suspension and 20” Carrera S wheels. Played Forza a whole one time in my life back in 2007. Don’t own a gaming console. Don’t need one. Driving the real thing in real life is way more fun.

@Torboy124 Жыл бұрын

Awesome video, definitely not much trash against an (almost) perfect company.

@rhabeldibabeldi6812 Жыл бұрын

One of my favorite honest commercials so far, just great ! :D

@Sovereign86 Жыл бұрын

Another flawless banger! Dynastic never disappoints!

@richardbhagan8949 Жыл бұрын

I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THE BLOOPERS😂

@furkandogan4623 Жыл бұрын

I can't believe that i havent seen any comment for cousins joke :) 1:38 like where did that come from 😂

@superaries8622 Жыл бұрын

Another amazing video. The bloopers on this one made me laugh so much.

@Mark-rt6fy Жыл бұрын

Didn't find it as funny as the previous "commercial"s, then I realize I'm just too much into Porsche lol. Great work as usual

@bluepotofc 7 ай бұрын

2:42 **dog shits itself** *fella did you just shit yourself?* man, I’m dead. 💀

@aedrexs Жыл бұрын

i started watching u since the dodge commercial (part 1) and i just realized u never made a Porsche commercial 💀😭

@Alive_AF Жыл бұрын

Ngl these are so good hahah love the work man

@Noblemumin Жыл бұрын

Finally. Was waiting for this.

@SkateEverythingProject Жыл бұрын

I laughed my ass off at the Dobie outtakes

@darianwrx Жыл бұрын

This commercial bro 😂😂 You should do an honest Chrysler commercial! 💯

@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzj Жыл бұрын

Chrysler we make notoriously horrible cars but somehow we survived for almost a century

@justindaniels17 Жыл бұрын

"Assuming if those two were first cousins" got me laughing hard😂😂🤣

@leon8847 Жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie, that was ONE HELL OF AN OPENING LINE PS: Glad to hear your german's getting better

@foxzie950 Жыл бұрын

Does anyone know where to find the Porshe 944 in 0:19

@anExtreme1 Жыл бұрын

I think the last 5 seconds sums it up pretty well… 03:03

@bartdvorak5306 Жыл бұрын

Damn, they really should put these commercials on TV every now and then! But they probably wouldn't like that bit of dark humor, so we can only dream. But no kidding, some moments would actually make me buy a porsche. Keep creating, we love it.

@gymusen Жыл бұрын

Finally, the manufacturer that every person love by changing one ingredient for the same recipe for more than 75 years

@DersNoNem Жыл бұрын

2:07 is that an actual place? Where is it located?

@mrpizzach1221 11 ай бұрын

I thimk it's junhle rock island

@DittoGTI 6 ай бұрын

Auschwi-

@Iambestforreal Жыл бұрын

1:19 that reference to the 2jz tho on the plate

@BubbleGumSG Жыл бұрын

This is one of the best commercials you have on this channel😂😂😂 Can you do Mazda next?

@ronbelanger4113 Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the giggles. A true Porsche ad!

@SomeBavarianGuy.mp4 10 ай бұрын

2:33 they technically are supercars, cry about it

@isaaclong-dq5hy Жыл бұрын

“At least our body gaps don’t belong under a birthing gown”……oh god 😂😂😭😭💀 and the “but nooooooooo” with the 911 reversing I’m dead 😂😂😂😂😂

@RC_Channels Жыл бұрын

That comment at the end about "stop correcting people when they say the name wrong" was directed at me. I'm a huge Porsche fan! Also, noticed he pointed out 0 major flaws...

@alicethegrinsecatz1611 Жыл бұрын

Carrera GT, 918, 911 GT3 RSR and Cayenne: Are we jokes to you? They have their engine in the middle.

@kingo5940 Жыл бұрын

Cinematography-Level at the highest in this video. Well done.

@kingo5940 Жыл бұрын

+ I always love videos cutted in sync with the audio

@wakilrahman1962 Жыл бұрын

the dytastic advertisements are something, they are goated

@smoothkebab Жыл бұрын

LETS GO NEW COMMERCIAL!!!! ALWAYS A BANGER!

@AR2R5 5 ай бұрын

hahaha :D Why I didn't find this channel faster? :D It's really hilarious!!! And I loved all of the hidden messages from all of the topgear and other car related shows!!! Brilliant !!!

@thedroll 11 ай бұрын

Working for Porsche, realising the motto should be "you have lots of money, we want it."

@LL15onTT 11 ай бұрын

The editing is so awesome

@911pms2 Жыл бұрын

Man how i have been waiting for an honest video😂😂😂

@valonj2363 Жыл бұрын

The amount of references in this video. Astonish me, what astonishes me more is that we know all of those. Especially the Dubai one.

@3.6Turbskis Жыл бұрын

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

@BlondeHairWithBangs Жыл бұрын

The amount of roasting in this video is making me realize how good of a car brand Porsche is

@operatorcheescakman9153 Жыл бұрын

You guys are legends! "Dobby's gonna pop a cap in you're a**, Potter" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@joshthetrucker9589 Жыл бұрын

Jessy is absolutely fucking hilarious in the bloopers. Plus he does great work as usual!

@Zaneylol Жыл бұрын

The fact that i got a porshe ad before this-

@fernandoiiricaforte1496 6 ай бұрын

Love the honest series

@YTdelsCmts4NoRsn Жыл бұрын

Funny enough the Cayman can bully some 911s as well when in the right trim. Even if Porsche didn't want that at the start.

@_lypacz Жыл бұрын

Well done man, keep it up ;)

@FireLionLV 10 ай бұрын

The references make this a gold. I recognised CarWow, funny moustache Austrian, AdamLZ/Matt Armstrong, and The Grand Tour references.

@Kuboszpl Жыл бұрын

0:37 as a polish, I can confirm that porsche dont speed in tanks in our country anymore

@ltube8006 Жыл бұрын

Great video and if you ever run out of brands to make commercials for, you should start making commercials for in-game brands like Gavril and Ibishu.

@GeorgeWashingmachine848 Жыл бұрын

damn this is the best commercial you made so far

@AndrewNguyenOfficial Жыл бұрын

Been waiting for this! PS: are all the Porsche 911 models seen in this video available through the mod link in the description?

@richmanarg Жыл бұрын

HONEY WAKE UP , DYTASTIC JUST UPLOADED ANOTHER HONEST COMMERICAL

@spcs1 Жыл бұрын

"Honestly we can't even tell who's who" 😂😂 How do you come up with these man

@WillProwse Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 love these videos

@monkeyman9105 Жыл бұрын

This is probably my favorite one yet!

@Eggyteevee Жыл бұрын

"We also have the 918, which is an actual supercar... but I'd stay alway from Dubai." good one

@RedsLigh Жыл бұрын

0:37 " We went from speeding trough poland to speeding trough the nurburgring"☠️

@divyanshchaudhary9506 10 ай бұрын

2:22 this got me