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This is Theon Greyjoy, his card tricks trap the souls of their victims!

I would watch an entire show of these guys as old movie execs that dont understand why their movies are awful

11:24 You're describing Predators... A bunch of criminals (yakuza lieutenant, drug cartel enforcer, serial killer) and soldiers of questionable morality (Black Ops US soldier, IDF intelligence agent who keeps everyone in the dark, and Spetsnaz gunner) forced to work together to fight against the predator's well on unfamiliar turf

I audibly laughed so many times during this commentary. Thankyou for another great show boys

"AAAAARRGHHH! I'M HERE TO TALK T YOU ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE!"

"He's got the butthole we've been looking for for generations." had me dying!!!

Rips out spine. “That’s his love language” ♥️🤣

This movie is Aggressively bad, watching you guys tear it apart is cathartic and hilarious!

No. Those characters definitely were in love.

they show him doing slight of hand tricks because when they escape the bus he steals one of the guards batons and uses it to take out one of the guards , there is also a scene where they show thomas jane and keegan are friends when keegan is comforting thomas jane

Ya know, Sterling K Brown's character died so fast I completely missed it. By the end of the movie, I was wondering WTF happened to him.

"This movie was genetically engineered to be forgoten" best comment!

Watching this is 100% better than watching the movie itself. Thank you guys.

This is one of the funniest honest trailer commentary’s in a while .

Oh man I love Dan, his point/joke about Shane black putting in all the studio notes makes sense because I agree it’s weirdly bad

15:57 Joe laughing is cutest thing

I feel you should do a series based on this movie executive defending old (or even new) controversial films, scenes, characters and [bad] plot ideas.

I think you mean Chekhov's dog. Shrodinger's dog would mean a dog whose quantum state is unknown, ie) a dog that could be both dog and not dog, depending....

Master of Disguise on VHS was a big part of my childhood. Love that you guys added it to this trailer. Excellent stuff...as per usual.

Funniest Honest Trailers Commentary to date. The laughs I never knew I needed.

I love Joe's shameless CocaCola plug. Turn the can....there it is! As Dan keeps his turned around.

Re: Joe's question, When did the sequel do "make it bigger" and it be good? Aliens. The Queen was unquestionably bigger... and the movie was unquestionably amazing. Unless she doesn't count because she also runs the hive and lays the eggs, and is thus probably more than just "bigger"... maybe I just refuted myself, but, found the thought worth sharing.

80's screenwriter guy should get his own spot on SJN :)

It's called Predator - Upgrade in Germany. Didn't make the movie better.

you guys need a show where u just relentlessly bag on bad movies- love this kind of banter

“He gets beat off by the main character” .................that is a very strange terrifying movie

Every time they do a Shane Black: "Lol, Ok Gruncle Stan..."

Thanks guys! I needed the laughs today 😂🙏

I would totally watch Creed 3 with the Yakuza

Dan's old movie executive impression is perfect

This may be my favorite Honest Trailers Commentary. Can you guys please do "Curmudgeon Shane Black Voice" in everyone of your Honest Trailers Commentaries from now on? I had to pause it because I was laughing so hard.

My favorite moment ever in SJU history! Joe: "God, this whole... [whispers] fuckin' thing..."

This video was REALLY FUNNY! I almost choked on my water a few times.

Studio Notes: The Movie...I'm fkn wheezing.

best honest commentary so far. the impressions are so damn funny.

It's Bird Box

A viral sensation? Are you giving us Baby Shark Honest Trailer? hahaha

Idk why... but right ever since the 1:45 point, I really want a Coke Zero

This makes me want to see it again

This is the best commentary they’ve ever done.

The Big Predator is basically the Jason Voorhees of Predators.

Being active duty army and dealing with the stupid shit on a daily basis that I do.. 32:15 really hit home for me 😂😂

I really like the honest trailer commentaries where you guys riff like this on the movie.

24:55 Aliens is what if there were more of them and one was really big. Though it had the benefit of a genre change.

The idea they joked about of the Predator trying to verbally communicate to the humans while simultaneously killing them was funnier than any scene in the movie.

For what it's worth: Theon greyjoy does pit pocket the baton from the guard during the breakout scene

I love how Dan's Grumpy Old Producer incessantly smokes.

I gotta say Predators was a great movie that gets no love. I mean it is literally war criminals being hunted by Predators that is the whole movie. It is a million times better then this crappy movie. In my opinion it is a great sequel to the original Predator movie. Please someone tell me why it gets no love?

You guys are hilarious

I think it’s worse than you suspected with Alfie Allen, he pick pockets the guard on the bus at the beginning...that seems to be the only reason he knows magic 😂😂 great episode I’ve been crying with laughter

Aliens did the “make the creature bigger” thing well.

I loved The Master of Disguise when I was a kid, great reference!

I'd like an Honest Trailer for *Flash Gordon*

its invader zim just being taller is op

It was great. Each to his own.

Aliens is probably the only movie that is genuinely the same monster but bigger and it's an amazing movie. For the most part, yeah doing that fails so hard

I think the Tall Predator's "thing" is that he's like, their version of Captain America??

♫ The prisoners on the bus go 'round and 'round, ♪ ♪ 'Till the Predator hunts them down! ♫

Please do Predators! I think that is well done and would be fun to hear you discuss it

Spencer's movie sounds like assault on precinct 13 meets predator

1) I realy wish I could watch the extended version of this where we watch Spencer, Dan and Joe continue on about this movie. 2) and I only bring this up because its even dumber then I think people realize. the "payoff" for the dog was the fetch return thing... she tossed a thing into a truck and closed it on the dog when it jumped in after it, and the gum chewie guy was like "that was a powerful weapon" or something so then when the dog shows up again its bringing that weapon to her and if I remember correctly that's the thing she used to blow the limbs off the big guy. it was dumb and unnecessary in my mind the pitch goes something like "ok what if the dog brings her the weapon to beat the big one ... well how does he get the weapon ... ohh ok umm ok so we set it up that she plays fetch with the dog earlier in the movie and then at the end she tosses the weapon into a truck and the dog goes after it and she locks the dog in the back of the truck so that it shows up right when they need it to" and for some reason that seemed like a better idea to them then keeping the dog with her. like if I was being hunted by a giant alien maybe I keep close to the giant alien dog I befriended. I mean I don't know how the predators compare but I know a human's hunting dog can seriously mess up a human hunter if it wanted to.

Make sure to watch the Honest Trailer too, not just the commentary. The extra View, Like, and Comment help them out a lot.

We miss you guys,

I've never watched this movie. Hadn't planned on watching it (which is why I decided to watch this because nothing is being spoiled for me). Now I have to watch this movie because this was the most hilarious commentary Ever LOL.

This is the second time the Predator franchise has introduced Predator dogs. The characters in Predators were also attacked by “PredDogs”.

Who feels like a cool refreshing Coca Cola? Taste The Feeling!!

Can’t wait for the Oscars one.

I laughed so hard every time you did an impression of the Predators doing science which, having not seen this movie, is a concept I never would've imagined. Spine-ripping Scientist Predator is even funnier than the already great Frat Boy Predators from After Credits. ''I'm here to talk about climate change. Listen to me!'' 20:22

Is that going to be Boyd Holbrook's official title now? The guy from Logan.

Bird box next week

Dang - I feel sorry thinking about the suffering of watching these movies but man I miss the banter in chemistry of Joe cracking up at Dan‘s impressions. Horrible for you but fun for us. Thanks for that.

This movie just has so much movie in it

I never noticed how Sterling K Brown died.

Thumbs Up because I would so watch your proposed movie ideas. Particularly 3 Card Monty and Invisi-ball and Cups cut of this film.

I agreed with most the points. I think you all should watch it a few more times (or at least the featurettes) to enjoy some of the little details hiding in the blatant detailing. P.S. the dog knew how to fetch lol.

"We have known that since 1994. [...] Now we're 15 years in..." sorry to break it to you, Dan, but it's a little more than that.

Predator 2 (1990) was a great movie in my book. And I really liked Predators (2010) and some moments in the first AvP film but The Predator is an abomination to the series

The stupidest things on that Iron Predator suit were how gigantic those casters are firstly and the helmet still having Predator hairs on.

"The Predator 2018: written by a 13 year-old and edited by a weed-whacker."- Mike Stoklasa

One of the reasons Predator works is because of the suspense/mystery behind the threat/creature. They have no idea what it is, where it came from, or why it's killing them. The best stuff in that film is when you can't even see it. When you just have the thing running around in plain sight, it's boring. Especially if the characters and the plot are not compelling. Predator 2 still keep the predator hidden for long parts of the film and the LA setting gave it some atmosphere and intensity.

A lot of people keep saying over and over that showing more about the Predators "takes away from the mystique" of the Yautja and makes them less scary. Honestly, we've had 35 years to tell spooky, scary Predator stories. I want to see Yautja Prime already. I want a Predator movie with just Predators in it.

why they don't do skits or sketches?? dan as a old 80's executive is brilliant!!!

One of the worst movie sequels was Exorcist II: The Heretic. Great commentary guys!

Bird box next week?

I hated this film so much. I loved the original so much that this hurt.

"This movie was genetically engineered to be forgotten."

"Listen, you don't kill a man with a butthole that flexible" - Dan Murrel 2k19

This movie was sharks in a tornado stopid but hell what did i enjoy the stopidniss in this movie.

Murders. On a bus. Being transported across the dessert. Hunted by Predator. Should have been the focus of the movie

Dan references that Seinfeld scene in like 5 honest trailers lol

Where can I get Dan’s t-shirt?

I have no idea what they’re talking about cuz I’ve never seen a Predator movie, but I’m enjoying the ride

Don't normally post to make corrections, but starting at 31:27 Spencer questions why a Brit would be in the American military. This happens all of the time, actually. When I was in the Marines, I regularly met other Marines with heavy accents. I knew a Marine once who spoke really poor English. Not a terribly big deal, but still. Great video as usual!

I would have loved to have had Newt show up in the post credit scene! After the suit goes on the dude you could cut to a woman’s feet and pan up till we see her name tag that’s says Newt and then she says, “I can help you with that.” and it’s like adult Newt from a different dimension.

JTE also liked this Predator movie.

We need Super Troopers or Super Troopers 2 (maybe a combo?)

Watching this commentary really is better than the movie itself which was a bit of a let down,I was hoping it would been more like the scene where the Predator wakes up and fucks up everyone in sight.

I'll say this about "The Predator", it was just hyper-violent enough to keep me entertained.

I wondered how Shane Black could be part of a bad Predator movie. Thanks to SJnews now I have a possible answer, this movie mutated to, The Predator: The Studio Notes. So think that there is a Director's cut out there...somewhere?