Honest Trailers | The Witcher

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4 жыл бұрын

Based on the books you've been meaning to read and the games you've been meaning the finish - it's Honest Trailers for Netflix's The Witcher!
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Honest Trailers | The Witcher
Voice Narration: Jon Bailey aka Epic Voice Guy
Written by: Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell, Danielle Radford & Lon Harris
Produced by: Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell, & Max Dionne
Edited by: Kevin Williamsen
Post-Production Supervisor: Emin Bassavand
Production Coordinator: Ryan O"Toole
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@miapotvin3396
@miapotvin3396 3 жыл бұрын
The “then they switch timelines only you don’t notice because half the characters don’t age” is so accurate, I got so confused when I watched it because of that
@ShruteshKumar
@ShruteshKumar 2 жыл бұрын
I thought that's why it worked. If we noticed the age difference instantly, the fact that it was 2 different timelines would not have been in suspense at all.
@Kimi-uk6lf
@Kimi-uk6lf 2 жыл бұрын
Im pretty sure midway into episode 3 I searched how the timelines are laid out because I saw supposedly dead characters again.
@mrnice4434
@mrnice4434 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't know there where two times lines... but I also only watch it on a 2. tap because it was kinda boring
@TheArcher101
@TheArcher101 2 жыл бұрын
I watched it blind having not read the novels or played the games - made the time jumping more confusing and harder to keep track of than ideally
@liamnehren1054
@liamnehren1054 2 жыл бұрын
lol I knew only because of the books and games
@BlueCat201X
@BlueCat201X 3 жыл бұрын
"Geralt comes across a problem he doesn't want to get involved in, then totally gets involved in it" is basically the plotline of the books
@lsswappedcessna
@lsswappedcessna 2 жыл бұрын
the games, too, to be honest.
@superdave8248
@superdave8248 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty much the real life of every man who does "manly things". They say every adventure begins with a single step. Although that may be true, every adventure usually first begins with a guy cursing under his breath and then taking the first step.
@JessicaAriadne
@JessicaAriadne 2 жыл бұрын
Well it's part of the Heroes's Journey, to reject the quest and then do it anyway. Just, maybe not every hour! =)
@BlueCat201X
@BlueCat201X 2 жыл бұрын
@@JessicaAriadne But where does the Villain’s Tridecagon fit into the equation?
@shaggyrogers9028
@shaggyrogers9028 2 жыл бұрын
he also said they talk about coin too much, and then the games involve coin every 5 seconds
@Fluffykeith
@Fluffykeith 3 жыл бұрын
Only point of disagreement for me is the claim that there's a complete lack of comedy. The Geralt and Jaskier double act is hilarious.
@ecnirpecnirp
@ecnirpecnirp 3 жыл бұрын
I agree but I could do without Jaskier....eh
@voz3704
@voz3704 3 жыл бұрын
@@ecnirpecnirp But.....but....Twithout him we wouldn't know to whom we should toss a coin
@nerialeander3226
@nerialeander3226 3 жыл бұрын
Chevy Chev You sir, need a NAP!
@panxoaltair1
@panxoaltair1 3 жыл бұрын
I agree
@riloh58
@riloh58 3 жыл бұрын
I found myself laughing often during The Witcher S1. Thought it was well balanced writing. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Looking forward to S2.
@cairomiravity
@cairomiravity 2 жыл бұрын
There honestly needs to be a "cast reacts to honest trailers" they're apart of.
@danih3871
@danih3871 2 жыл бұрын
Joey and Anya at least are fully aware of it's existence and they love it
@bert2081
@bert2081 2 жыл бұрын
Well Joey is at least aware of it, he talked about a fragment of this masterpiece in an interview.
@danih3871
@danih3871 2 жыл бұрын
@@bert2081 wasn't anya in that same interview? Anyways joey knew the bit about COIN 😂
@mrgabest
@mrgabest 4 жыл бұрын
The whole Witcher thing has been so successful in this generation because it revolves around a dude hating his job.
@etrigan966
@etrigan966 4 жыл бұрын
and toxic relationships
@tanyas6643
@tanyas6643 4 жыл бұрын
And lots of “random/gratuitous female sexiness/nudity” while the males are mostly only shirtless if they’re at all in a state of “less dressed.”
@floriandiem1223
@floriandiem1223 4 жыл бұрын
and many insults
@alfredoalvarez9597
@alfredoalvarez9597 4 жыл бұрын
@@etrigan966 His super power is surviving toxic relationship while still producing work. Not really killing monsters.
@theviking1359
@theviking1359 4 жыл бұрын
Witcher’s have no emotions and thus he can’t hate his job
@MrRebound68
@MrRebound68 4 жыл бұрын
"Searching for the minimum number of syllables required to carry a series" - gold.
@stefanolucente3456
@stefanolucente3456 4 жыл бұрын
HMM
@N1lav
@N1lav 4 жыл бұрын
HMMMmmmm
@archivist_13
@archivist_13 3 жыл бұрын
He hmmm's better then a Minecraft villager.
@bellsama6588
@bellsama6588 3 жыл бұрын
Indeed lol
@crispycrunch9971
@crispycrunch9971 3 жыл бұрын
Sh*t
@gabrielsilvestre9049
@gabrielsilvestre9049 3 жыл бұрын
"When there's something strange, in your bog or woods. Who you gonna call? The Witcher." Best Parody Ever.
@redbear4350
@redbear4350 3 жыл бұрын
I Totally agree with you!
@madelinegarber7860
@madelinegarber7860 2 жыл бұрын
Lol good I’m not the only one.
@CMontgomeryBurns09
@CMontgomeryBurns09 3 жыл бұрын
I like how both The Witcher and The Mandalorian are returning to the bottle episode/cave episode/monster-of-the-week format of older serialized television, but keeping the production values, profanity, and violence of "peak TV."
@rachelknodel5435
@rachelknodel5435 3 жыл бұрын
monster a week formats are so underrated!! I quit watching supernatural after they stopped that format. my only issue with the witcher was that I had literally no idea what was going on with the timeline. i think i was halfway through the show before i realized it wasn't all set in the same period and after that i was so confused
@lookatthat2438
@lookatthat2438 3 жыл бұрын
@@rachelknodel5435 same, I had a 'wait a minute!' and even after I knew about the two timelines I confuse them. I only figure it out when the queen actor that had died appear again and even then I thought they reuse the actor for some reason. They shouldve use a different filter or something
@kara1084
@kara1084 3 жыл бұрын
@@rachelknodel5435 what season did you quit Supernatural? They eventually found their way back to that format and it became more enjoyable again.
@rachelknodel5435
@rachelknodel5435 3 жыл бұрын
@@kara1084 i really liked the S1-5 arc and quit about halfway through S6 pretending like it ended in S5. maybe someday i'll try and watch it beyond again but now there's so many seasons it feels unmanageable...
@scottprice4955
@scottprice4955 3 жыл бұрын
I have to agree with the monster a week format. A lot of shows are trying too hard to copy Game of Throne's approach of a long overarching storyline that sometimes takes one or more seasons to even get halfway resolved with constant shifting PoVs.
@xZellxKyoux
@xZellxKyoux 4 жыл бұрын
Missed opportunity to have Cirilla's title to be, "Destiny's Child"
@mahatmaayayos2384
@mahatmaayayos2384 4 жыл бұрын
You're a legend 🤣😂
@MrSiriusAB
@MrSiriusAB 4 жыл бұрын
Damn it, that's good 👏
@rodrickee
@rodrickee 4 жыл бұрын
dude, I've been thinking about that for 2 months already
@molliethomas2585
@molliethomas2585 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@brucenatelee
@brucenatelee 4 жыл бұрын
"Hey Ciri, who is Destiny's Child?"
@lauramoore9465
@lauramoore9465 4 жыл бұрын
“Based on the book series you’ve been meaning to read” I feel personally attacked.
@magiv4205
@magiv4205 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao same
@kriotech0249
@kriotech0249 4 жыл бұрын
I know right
@Hexane88
@Hexane88 4 жыл бұрын
+1
@colechandwel9550
@colechandwel9550 4 жыл бұрын
Spun off into those games you've been meaning to finish.. personally attacked twice!!
@VampyrMygg
@VampyrMygg 4 жыл бұрын
I can recommend the audiobooks, they're great.
@gkgk6439
@gkgk6439 3 жыл бұрын
Ciri could have been called “Destiny’s Child”
@darth-severus
@darth-severus 3 жыл бұрын
Clever
@gkgk6439
@gkgk6439 3 жыл бұрын
Darth Severus thanks ;)
@luisaramos6862
@luisaramos6862 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that was a missed opportunity for sure. She was indeed Destiny's child
@luisaramos6862
@luisaramos6862 3 жыл бұрын
Even more, I had a drinking game in which I drank whenever the word Destiny was used...needless to say, I was very drunk
@vice.nor.virtue
@vice.nor.virtue 3 жыл бұрын
"With a song that everybody begrudgingly admits is actually pretty good" omg spot on. I was feeling so frustratingly happy singing along to that I'm glad I'm not the only one confused here.
@d0su
@d0su 4 жыл бұрын
”Highly trained mutant killing machines, who every moron in the land wants to pick a fight with for some reason...”
@andrewowens4421
@andrewowens4421 4 жыл бұрын
Well, considering half the problems the Witcher solves are because someone decided to be stupid, intelligence is a rare gift among these lands.
@Vincent-2057
@Vincent-2057 4 жыл бұрын
This is how I felt about the Arnold Schwarzenegger film Hercules in New York... It when he was at his physical peek, can hardly speak English, yet everyone in that film trys to start on him. He's twice the height and width of most of them... It's so silly it's brilliant.... Well, almost.
@BigShippy0
@BigShippy0 4 жыл бұрын
I have never understood how anyone would want to pick a fight with a literal superhuman who can cut ur head off in 0.1 second..
@thebiologist8662
@thebiologist8662 4 жыл бұрын
That does also happens in the books and the games tbh. People just know witchers kill monsters and many know they are mutants, but very few know witchers are super strong and agile, not to mention stupidly good with swords and can cast magic. Hence why many try to pick a fight by outnumbering/ambushing/tricking them, but we rarely see anyone picking a 1 on 1 fight with a witcher. There's a reason, though, many witchers been killed like so, through ambush and superior numbers, and people hear about that, but rarely hear about the many times a mob attempted to gang up on a witcher and got cut down to the last man.
@captaindeadpool313
@captaindeadpool313 4 жыл бұрын
all this is reminding me of X-Men
@Valentinevar
@Valentinevar 4 жыл бұрын
The montage of Geralt's grunts had me in tears 🤣
@DB.CorvusRonin
@DB.CorvusRonin 4 жыл бұрын
Valentinevar yeah with the grunting & childish like pouty attitude 😂 gets me with the F booms.
@mindyschocolate
@mindyschocolate 3 жыл бұрын
That and destiny 😅😂😂😂😂🤣
@livaliberte4275
@livaliberte4275 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah that part got me
@RickReasonnz
@RickReasonnz 3 жыл бұрын
Just when you thought it would stop... oh no, MORE GRUNTS!
@jcp1756
@jcp1756 3 жыл бұрын
Mmmmhhermmmm
@brookeann9216
@brookeann9216 3 жыл бұрын
I watched the first 5 minutes of The Witcher when it came out, wasn't into it, and stopped watching. I discovered this video about a week ago, and have since finished the series and bought the first two books :'D
@forest8779
@forest8779 3 жыл бұрын
Nice! Found the books waaay funnier than the show.
@Eris_Norregard
@Eris_Norregard 2 жыл бұрын
@@forest8779 Yeah, the books are hilarious. I first read them back in high school and got into trouble several times cause I was reading during classes and blew my cover by just bursting out laughing in the middle of class.
@meikyes739
@meikyes739 2 жыл бұрын
Yay. Another person meaning to read the books. 👍
@longrangeirons2524
@longrangeirons2524 2 жыл бұрын
I listened to the books after watching the first season and legit had to rewatch with the knowledge of the books to be able to follow anything in the show haha overall I think they did a great job personally
@aplus1080
@aplus1080 2 жыл бұрын
PLOT TWIST
@vilena5308
@vilena5308 2 жыл бұрын
"Based on the books you've been meaning to read and the games you've been meaning the finish." Nailed it.
@aidreamers
@aidreamers 4 жыл бұрын
My headcannon is that every time Geralt says "F*ck", it's just Henry forgetting his lines XD
@IchabodCrane1006
@IchabodCrane1006 3 жыл бұрын
:D :D :D XD
@Jesusfreak653
@Jesusfreak653 3 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@patricecote7505
@patricecote7505 3 жыл бұрын
That was actually it, and they improvised around it
@Iamconverted
@Iamconverted 3 жыл бұрын
😂😅
@luisaramos6862
@luisaramos6862 3 жыл бұрын
He once mentioned that, that's the case 100%
@hecatia
@hecatia 4 жыл бұрын
"The series that's meant to be the next Game of Thrones but ended up more like the next Xena: Warrior Princess...I ain't mad at it" I've never heard a more relatable take
@frostkilling
@frostkilling 4 жыл бұрын
Gotta be honest, Xena is better than GOT, at least in my opinion
@archonjk1196
@archonjk1196 4 жыл бұрын
Which is funny because it was written before Game of Thrones. Unless they meant Netflix trying to make it like Game of Thrones.
@failboth
@failboth 4 жыл бұрын
I can not more agree with something. This is NOT the next GoT, this is Xena genderbending.
@paulbratt117
@paulbratt117 4 жыл бұрын
AhlllAlaalalaalaalalalallaaaaaa
@blackwater4707
@blackwater4707 4 жыл бұрын
I can't unsee this. He is absolutely a male Xena.
@AudiblePhysicsProductions
@AudiblePhysicsProductions 3 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who wants to watch it all over again just because of this trailer?
@rajkishorepatra9748
@rajkishorepatra9748 3 жыл бұрын
Yes you are the only one 😂
@christopherzumwald9168
@christopherzumwald9168 3 жыл бұрын
@@rajkishorepatra9748 no is not.
@penglipur_lara
@penglipur_lara 3 жыл бұрын
count me in mate, just watch it again last weekend, after reading your comment i will bing watch it again.
@Kat-xy7fm
@Kat-xy7fm 3 жыл бұрын
I've watched it a few times already, it's a good time and there's always new things to catch
@persee8134
@persee8134 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched it again, played all three games and just bought the book serie
@kuramacabre
@kuramacabre 3 жыл бұрын
I love "Toss a coin to your witcher" and I am not apologizing. 🤣
@TheNaminagul
@TheNaminagul 4 жыл бұрын
"Comes a series thats meant to been the next game of thrones...but ended up beeing more like Xena Warrior princess" *BEST RESULT POSSIBLE ACHIEVED*
@ThatSlowTypingGuy
@ThatSlowTypingGuy 4 жыл бұрын
I may actually watch it now.
@SackAttack81
@SackAttack81 4 жыл бұрын
TheNaminagul Xena was and is awesome.
@Talashaoriginal
@Talashaoriginal 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ladeliciadelinda Indeed, it is like a modernized Kevin Sorbo-Hercules, and thats why i like the series so much. I hope the got more money for S2 so the costumes and stages are better.
@niennav.7741
@niennav.7741 4 жыл бұрын
That actually is almost convincing me to watch it
@FreyaStardust
@FreyaStardust 4 жыл бұрын
Hmm...that's why I enjoyed it like no other adventure comedy series since decades😂
@doublep1980
@doublep1980 4 жыл бұрын
Man,it´s been a long time since we heard the Honest Trailer Voice Guy say: *"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWBS"*
@angquyphan9895
@angquyphan9895 4 жыл бұрын
doubleP and it got me everytime.
@daemonsoadfan
@daemonsoadfan 4 жыл бұрын
I was so happy to hear him saying that again xD
@DakhniURDU
@DakhniURDU 4 жыл бұрын
JON BAILEY HE'S FAMOUS NOW
@GriffinCologne
@GriffinCologne 4 жыл бұрын
I was shocked, thought we'd never hear that joke again in these overly sensitive times.
@QueenBForLife
@QueenBForLife 4 жыл бұрын
LoL It really has been a long time.
@gypsythebold
@gypsythebold 3 жыл бұрын
It feels like this show came out 10 years ago.
@EnigmaOps
@EnigmaOps 3 жыл бұрын
Can't believe they didn't say "Yennifer's body" for the STARRING part...
@MilkPudding
@MilkPudding 3 жыл бұрын
"Hunchback of Notre-daaaammmnn" had me in stitches.
@denizagca4186
@denizagca4186 3 жыл бұрын
The scene at the ball was when she was looking her best
@liampatrick3110
@liampatrick3110 3 жыл бұрын
@Aris Balu Beauty is subjective, dude.
@christiaanbothma
@christiaanbothma 3 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly.
@lagrangepoint9386
@lagrangepoint9386 3 жыл бұрын
Aren't you easily entertained.
@herrschmidt5477
@herrschmidt5477 3 жыл бұрын
"slurp" ^.^
@jay6477
@jay6477 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, if I ever see a dude deflect a crossbow bolt with a sword, I'll just start walking away in the other direction...
@armorfrogentertainment
@armorfrogentertainment 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah. It's "I could have just sidestepped it, but I also hit it out of the air just to show off."
@Cdre_Satori
@Cdre_Satori 4 жыл бұрын
It is possible if you know its coming :D But also yeah, always avoid before deflect
@MatejSunavec
@MatejSunavec 4 жыл бұрын
Just FYI, these guys were dedicated to their leader who they love so they won't give up.
@Falcun21
@Falcun21 4 жыл бұрын
@@MatejSunavec Of course they were, Happy, Dopey, Sleepy, Sneezey, Doc, Grumpy and Bashful loved Snow White. In case you missed it, Renfrie was based on Snow White.
@amitabhp666
@amitabhp666 4 жыл бұрын
Then I guess you won't make a good NPC, Satan... XD
@danclark2914
@danclark2914 3 жыл бұрын
"porcupine wedding, sexy hunchback and magical hysterectomy" had me on the floor.
@Finderup16
@Finderup16 3 жыл бұрын
"That ship has sailed, wrecked and sunk to the bottom of the ocean." Come on, that was funny!!
@ericyoung5184
@ericyoung5184 4 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that thinks it's kinda f'd up that during the beach scene everyone seems to have the same thought? "she did not bury that baby deep enough."
@klarakeuroeaton5737
@klarakeuroeaton5737 4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking “if the wind blows the baby will be exposed” and I was very uncomfortable
@Visplight
@Visplight 4 жыл бұрын
Meh, the tide will take it out in a few hours.
@hudsontodd9809
@hudsontodd9809 4 жыл бұрын
I felt the same way! It was such a distracting and bizarre idea that she would do that that it took me out of the scene
@NicolaiAAA
@NicolaiAAA 4 жыл бұрын
Even my mom brought that up xD
@cugelchannel4733
@cugelchannel4733 4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing: "seagulls are totally going to expose that baby and peck it's eyes out, about 15 minutes after she leaves. I mean she could at least weight the child down with stones and throw it into the sea."
@nateblack8669
@nateblack8669 4 жыл бұрын
"Who every moron in the land wants to pick a fight with for some reason." *THANK YOU!*
@Juliett-A
@Juliett-A 4 жыл бұрын
This has been bothering me ever since Black Flag. A legendary pirate captain walks into port carrying 4 swords, 2 hidden blades, 6 daggers, 6 pistols, bombs and gadgets of every kind and every loud-mouthed drunk picks a fight with him for no reason.
@cptTK421
@cptTK421 4 жыл бұрын
Bigots aren't exactly the smartest bunch of the crop. ;) Just let Darwinism take over
@lonelywolf5659
@lonelywolf5659 4 жыл бұрын
Natural selection is a thing
@michaelnorris6022
@michaelnorris6022 4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget most are surrounded by friends, are super bigoted and hateful, and you have the whole "stranger in town" thing. Don't forget most places treated ANY outsider with skepticism and laws are locally overseen. If someone was robbed or beaten, it would favor the insider vs outsider...Or you could just watch first episode ending and see it first hand.
@Michael-kd1ho
@Michael-kd1ho 4 жыл бұрын
"Why men throw their lives away attacking an armed witcher, i'll never know. Something wrong with my face?"
@Sky-ht6tv
@Sky-ht6tv Жыл бұрын
I love his grunts, the Geralt Jaskier dynamic due, and the fact that Geralt is meant to be unfeeling but falls in love and cares about literally everyone is the best part.
@sangeetshrestha1766
@sangeetshrestha1766 3 жыл бұрын
I had finally forgotten about 'toss a coin to your Witcher' song but now it's stuck in my head once again for god knows how many weeks
@w.devarien3154
@w.devarien3154 4 жыл бұрын
“Why they’ll throw their life away attacking an armed witcher I’ll never understand” - Geralt in tuissant.
@catlover2223
@catlover2223 4 жыл бұрын
Is it his face?
@nikolab.4065
@nikolab.4065 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's *destiny*
@CasualNotice
@CasualNotice 4 жыл бұрын
@@catlover2223 He does have a punchable face...
@NOachillis
@NOachillis 4 жыл бұрын
@@nikolab.4065 maybe its mayballine
@butler3251
@butler3251 4 жыл бұрын
actually, he said "something wrong with my face?" after that
@tntristan12
@tntristan12 4 жыл бұрын
Favorite "starring" was probably "The Hunchback of Notre Daaaaaaaaamn"
@epbrown01
@epbrown01 4 жыл бұрын
That's the line I laughed hardest at.
@caycehill3088
@caycehill3088 4 жыл бұрын
Haha I pissed myself at that one!!
@davioliveira7233
@davioliveira7233 4 жыл бұрын
That one was pure solid gold!
@lionidas4902
@lionidas4902 4 жыл бұрын
Followed by Hey Ciri that was also great
@notyobidnezz3457
@notyobidnezz3457 4 жыл бұрын
Coins to the bard was better imo
@wysoft
@wysoft 2 жыл бұрын
I loved Xena and Hercules when I was a kid. I totally get the same vibes from The Witcher, but with way higher production value/tech. Great show that tells a good story while not taking itself too seriously.
@queenofdarkness2387
@queenofdarkness2387 3 жыл бұрын
"That song you finally got out of your head." Plays song "And it`s back." This is true to me on so many levels.
@edwardsuter9442
@edwardsuter9442 4 жыл бұрын
"Henry Cavill searches for the minimum number of syllables to carry a series" He genuinely ignored so many lines and grunted instead forcing everyone else to improvise round him 😂
@Broteese
@Broteese 3 жыл бұрын
Fr? 😂😂
@fdc184
@fdc184 3 жыл бұрын
woah
@magnusnordeidebrede892
@magnusnordeidebrede892 3 жыл бұрын
@Heksje Lilly Look up interviews with Joey Batey (Jaskier), he brings it up atleast twice! 😁
@stephaniebrossard7879
@stephaniebrossard7879 3 жыл бұрын
Well, I guess that answers one question. In the books Geralt is actually quite eloquent, sarcastic, and witty. I wondered if the writers or director or Henry had changed his character so much. I have to admit I am a little disappointed. The word play in the books is amazing. I would have preferred more of that.
@stephaniebrossard7879
@stephaniebrossard7879 3 жыл бұрын
@Franz Styles I actually haven't seen him in anything else before (not a comic or Mission Impossible fan), so I wasn't sure about his acting ability. I'll admit when I first watched the show I thought he was pretty awful. Hired more for the abs than the acting. But friends of mine who played the Witcher games said he nailed it. So...
@majaolexova7378
@majaolexova7378 4 жыл бұрын
its funny because in central europe people do those noises to express themselves quite often instead of words, so Henry was quite on spot in those moments
@1PolitOtto
@1PolitOtto 4 жыл бұрын
Maja Olexova Damn. Never thought about that, but it‘s true. My grandpa, dad and I are grumbling and grunting a lot.
@eldonmati
@eldonmati 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's actually americans who like hearing their own voices so much they won't shut up haha.
@MFenix206
@MFenix206 4 жыл бұрын
@@eldonmati TIL i am not actually American, but central European.... oh well, back to listening to more Dzivia. hmm.
@DB.CorvusRonin
@DB.CorvusRonin 4 жыл бұрын
Maja Olexova naw really! 🤣
@ArtBorow
@ArtBorow 4 жыл бұрын
@peteM3rlin Poland is considered CE too.
@ByloBand
@ByloBand 3 жыл бұрын
This is inarguably the MOST honest anything has EVER been!
@jujuthemustache2503
@jujuthemustache2503 3 жыл бұрын
Kinda spot on with the whole “a show you need to watch all in one sitting to truly appreciate”
@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 4 жыл бұрын
Note on Henry Cavill's script: "You either grunt, or you f-bomb. You can't have it both ways." XD
@oyblech8671
@oyblech8671 4 жыл бұрын
f bomb 😂
@cptTK421
@cptTK421 4 жыл бұрын
*grunts what's vaguely an f bomb*
@nir2594
@nir2594 4 жыл бұрын
his f-bomb also sounds like a grunt..
@dantemiller7193
@dantemiller7193 4 жыл бұрын
Accurate to the games.. I was shocked when he was selected to play Geralt but honestly he's perfect.
@DGneoseeker1
@DGneoseeker1 4 жыл бұрын
You can grunt while f-ing though.
@dr.embersfield1551
@dr.embersfield1551 4 жыл бұрын
KZfaq: You can totally watch humans being beheaded but bewbs? Hell, no!
@redroy5408
@redroy5408 4 жыл бұрын
Dr. Embersfield well one of those things is actually real
@schattentaenzerin
@schattentaenzerin 4 жыл бұрын
Won't anybody think of the *children* ?!?
@Lagmire
@Lagmire 4 жыл бұрын
Red Roy which one? The digitally created or the surgically created?
@wemartin12
@wemartin12 4 жыл бұрын
Welcome to America!
@cedricc.306
@cedricc.306 4 жыл бұрын
@@redroy5408 I don't think it is because it's real, do you think hentai won't be censored on YT?
@NAK5315
@NAK5315 3 жыл бұрын
"A BABY YODA WITH THE POWER OF SCREMO" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀
@talibzafar8686
@talibzafar8686 3 жыл бұрын
"...making his way through the continent, searching for the minimum number of syllable required to carry a series..." had me in tears
@darkiplier110
@darkiplier110 4 жыл бұрын
"the foppish bard character, who everyone hates" Oh... *sad lute noises*
@scarredchild
@scarredchild 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, very sad lute noises, because apart from Roach, Jaskier is my favorite character. 😢
@JenniJac
@JenniJac 4 жыл бұрын
Jaskier is my favourite, the others are amazing too don’t get me wrong, but Jaskier adds something extra to the show that I think it really needs.
@davidparkes7741
@davidparkes7741 4 жыл бұрын
@Lovecraftian Face Other way around. Dandelion is Jaskier (the characters original name).
@JenniJac
@JenniJac 4 жыл бұрын
@Lovecraftian Face I know.
@bigbearddahuzi1036
@bigbearddahuzi1036 4 жыл бұрын
@Lovecraftian Face In the original language, his name is Jaskier. In the English translation it is Dandelion.
@rossbatten2912
@rossbatten2912 4 жыл бұрын
I lost it at "my ballads bring all the coins to the bard" lol
@aryaraut6811
@aryaraut6811 2 жыл бұрын
what song was that line based on ...its stuck in my head but i cant remember the title
@rossbatten2912
@rossbatten2912 2 жыл бұрын
@@aryaraut6811 My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard
@beembi6538
@beembi6538 3 жыл бұрын
"Geralt comes across a problem he doesn't want to get involved in" LMAO pretty much him every time
@mystic18
@mystic18 3 жыл бұрын
I can't even express how much i love these honest videos.
@cosmicking5024
@cosmicking5024 4 жыл бұрын
“That song you finally got out of your head....” Me: I’m sorry, got out?
@thomas16green
@thomas16green 4 жыл бұрын
right? Why would you wanna get it out of your head? For a song from a TV show, it's awesome!
@EmmeChatterton
@EmmeChatterton 4 жыл бұрын
Was singing that not an hour ago 🎶
@marianaalarcon211
@marianaalarcon211 4 жыл бұрын
Neveeeer haha
@EstMurden
@EstMurden 4 жыл бұрын
@plaguelock Valley of plenty is the name of the place geralt and jaskier were held captive, its not a random line
@themurrrr
@themurrrr 4 жыл бұрын
Heinakroon98 This person loves to assume there are no points to things, just cuz they are unaware of the point.
@Schwachsinnn
@Schwachsinnn 3 жыл бұрын
Just saying, in Central Europe grunting and other noises alike are a very legitimate thing to answer questions etc. in a short and decisive manner. So Geralds noises were quite on point 👌🏻.
@alwindm
@alwindm 3 жыл бұрын
Boh
@Tristanja
@Tristanja 3 жыл бұрын
Hm
@turskaa6427
@turskaa6427 3 жыл бұрын
This is what I've always thought
@romanpapec6735
@romanpapec6735 3 жыл бұрын
Ae
@jonathanmasilela1569
@jonathanmasilela1569 3 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha -wheezing- ha hahahahahaha -breathing in- hahahahahahahahaha! (That fact finished me. I am deceased.) Hahahahahahhaha haha haha haha haha -pig snorting- ha ha haha!
@robertbuth
@robertbuth 3 жыл бұрын
"completely lack of comedy.."???? Whatt?? this show is great because of the funny quick witty jokes
@asafupps
@asafupps 3 жыл бұрын
“Titular witcher” is my new favorite phrase
@bigdodeigaming6579
@bigdodeigaming6579 4 жыл бұрын
New Drinking Game Take a shot everytime Geralt says "HMM" and two for every curse word.
@DFTBA221B
@DFTBA221B 4 жыл бұрын
I'd say there are faster ways to get alcohol poisoning, but there aren't.
@patriciamarques4758
@patriciamarques4758 4 жыл бұрын
"Jeez... I'm drunk in the 1st episode!"
@GhostBear3067
@GhostBear3067 4 жыл бұрын
Paramedic here on standby for the alcohol poisoning...
@psychodrummer1567
@psychodrummer1567 4 жыл бұрын
*Challenge accepted* (*laughs in Polish*)
@xGingerPi
@xGingerPi 4 жыл бұрын
I did that. Not a good idea.
@shortsideburns8682
@shortsideburns8682 3 жыл бұрын
"Vaguely Polish Tolkien" is one of the best phrases I've heard out of this channel
@meeshgardner83
@meeshgardner83 3 жыл бұрын
It's the name of my new band
@AndorRadnai
@AndorRadnai 3 жыл бұрын
“The Hunchback of Notre Daaaaamnn” is another one… This whole trailer is full of writing gold!!
@charlesstanford1310
@charlesstanford1310 3 жыл бұрын
With swears!
@ELEKTROSKANSEN
@ELEKTROSKANSEN 2 жыл бұрын
omg the subtitles say "polish tokine" and I spent the last hour browsing all kinds of dictionaries to understand what that meant xD
@ViolosD2I
@ViolosD2I 2 жыл бұрын
Then again he's been called that since before the first game came out.
@callen9623
@callen9623 3 жыл бұрын
It is not a comedy. But that makes the comedic moments hit that much harder. I legit laughed out loud many times while watching by myself. Which is definitely praise-worthy. It is easier to collectively laugh at something when viewing with friends. But if a show can make you chuckle loudly when watching by yourself(especially a fantasy action/drama) - then that is great writing.
@jessicagreen1478
@jessicagreen1478 3 жыл бұрын
Thx for the Xena and Buffy references !
@kingandcommoner
@kingandcommoner 4 жыл бұрын
We must consider the most important question of all. How many witches would a Witcher witch if a Witcher could witch witches?
@JohnGardnerAlhadis
@JohnGardnerAlhadis 4 жыл бұрын
Twenty-five.
@KosmataBradva
@KosmataBradva 4 жыл бұрын
top tier gangbang joke
@zotaninoron3548
@zotaninoron3548 4 жыл бұрын
Bewitching witches would witch all the witchers a witch could witch.
@nrd-ej3gr
@nrd-ej3gr 4 жыл бұрын
A Witcher would witch no amount of witches since a Witcher can't witch witches.
@tatimilena4017
@tatimilena4017 4 жыл бұрын
Gwent
@bowmanwright532
@bowmanwright532 4 жыл бұрын
That song is like a an ear worm grenade, you can’t just go tossing it around indiscriminately, there are consequences!
@sharilshahed6106
@sharilshahed6106 4 жыл бұрын
" tossing it around " Yeah, one doesn't simply escape this ear worm.
@bj231217
@bj231217 4 жыл бұрын
Oooooooooo valley of plenty
@jaypoirier8780
@jaypoirier8780 4 жыл бұрын
Tossing? COINsequences?!? NO ESCAPE! NO ESCAPE!
@gilbertjacobs3705
@gilbertjacobs3705 4 жыл бұрын
I actually forgot about the song until I watched the honest trailer for it
@molliethomas2585
@molliethomas2585 4 жыл бұрын
Toss a coin to your witcher
@limors
@limors 3 жыл бұрын
4:45 it actually never ever left my head.
@shoesncheese
@shoesncheese 3 жыл бұрын
Came back to watch this again after the season 2 end of filming video. It was even better than I remembered.
@xaxos9273
@xaxos9273 4 жыл бұрын
So, is every fantasy being compared to Game of Thrones like how every difficult game gets compared to Dark Souls?
@MatiZ815
@MatiZ815 4 жыл бұрын
Yup.
@danieladamczyk4024
@danieladamczyk4024 4 жыл бұрын
Да
@deltaone2837
@deltaone2837 4 жыл бұрын
@@danieladamczyk4024 Once every open world was a GTA like and every fantasy was Lord of the Rings.
@thedenerad
@thedenerad 4 жыл бұрын
Funny considering the witcher books were released 10 years before the game of thrones books.
@tomstonemale
@tomstonemale 4 жыл бұрын
@@thedenerad Both books are not exactly all original themselves though
@xoraxoranight2949
@xoraxoranight2949 4 жыл бұрын
“My Ballads Bring All The Coins To The Bard.” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TheNicoliyah
@TheNicoliyah 4 жыл бұрын
That was epic!!!! : )
@n.rlanos1093
@n.rlanos1093 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, this is one of the funniest Honest Trailers.
@JimAlgar
@JimAlgar 3 жыл бұрын
"And that song you finally got out of your head" that was excellently timed!
@BrendonTerra
@BrendonTerra 3 жыл бұрын
You know in the first draft for “Starring” it had to be “Yennifer’s Body”
@Landofalcon007
@Landofalcon007 3 жыл бұрын
...Yeah, that's better.
@forkysporky7073
@forkysporky7073 2 жыл бұрын
Yennifer's Body and Hunchback of Notre Daaaaamn are pretty on par, imo.
@timbroski4487
@timbroski4487 2 жыл бұрын
I'm not complaining though
@macattack423
@macattack423 4 жыл бұрын
"the foppish bard character, who everyone hates" it's ok Jaskier, I still love you
@isam1542
@isam1542 4 жыл бұрын
I do too, he's all the comedy in the show.
@w.devarien3154
@w.devarien3154 4 жыл бұрын
In the game, I always stand around for awhile, while Dandelion is gagged, because I'm pretty sure that's what Geralt would do.
@Monalisa-hm1hl
@Monalisa-hm1hl 4 жыл бұрын
I think he meant everyone IN THE SHOW, no?
@jennyms1998
@jennyms1998 4 жыл бұрын
@@Monalisa-hm1hl i think so, i dont know anyone who watched the show and hated Jaskier's character
@OscarGomez-hg8cb
@OscarGomez-hg8cb 4 жыл бұрын
a pirate yeah, i think he means in-universe XD
@robcohen7678
@robcohen7678 2 жыл бұрын
If I didn't already like this show this trailer would definitely make me watch it immediately
@vivekphilipvarghese
@vivekphilipvarghese 2 жыл бұрын
"My ballads bring all the coins to the bard" OMG 😂😂
@InkyM4
@InkyM4 4 жыл бұрын
It's impossible to describe The Witcher more accurately than "Tries to be Game of Thrones, winds up being Xena, turns out I'm still here for it."
@frogglesmash
@frogglesmash 4 жыл бұрын
"Geralt comes across a problem he doesn't want to get involved in, then totally gets involved in it," is also pretty accurate.
@masaboih
@masaboih 4 жыл бұрын
Except that it doesn't try to be Game of Thrones at all, the only one's making the "Will the show be new GoT?" etc. comparisons are media and content creators fishing views referring to popular show which only has in common a genre of fantasy, of which it is different sub-genre.
@Hirilaruial
@Hirilaruial 4 жыл бұрын
I don't know, I dont think it was the intent of anyone involved in making it to make it Game of Thrones, so I think it'd be more accurate to say "Everyone thought it would be Game of Thrones, was actually Xena all along, turns out we're still here for it"
@UlshaRS
@UlshaRS 4 жыл бұрын
Finally, something we can watch together!
@pamoweiberezi5315
@pamoweiberezi5315 4 жыл бұрын
BTEC legend of the seeker
@mkm21able
@mkm21able 3 жыл бұрын
I watched this on my iPad. When he said "hey ciri" my Siri responded
@imovedtoanotherplaceuwu9355
@imovedtoanotherplaceuwu9355 3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@akhila5081
@akhila5081 3 жыл бұрын
SAME
@theupperbunkkid4617
@theupperbunkkid4617 3 жыл бұрын
mkm21able samee
@Lilaliba88
@Lilaliba88 3 жыл бұрын
Same here lol
@vshnv_c
@vshnv_c 3 жыл бұрын
But Siri has voice recognition. Unless you sound like the Honest Trailer guy
@MinorKey135
@MinorKey135 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve never even seen this show, but this was still hilarious 😂 Very well done!
@wormystring3594
@wormystring3594 3 жыл бұрын
For the past month I have been obsessed with listening to "Toss A Coin To Your Witcher" because honestly it's such a bop.
@purefoldnz3070
@purefoldnz3070 4 жыл бұрын
When you realize Witcher is just a more handsome Shrek.
@darkiplier110
@darkiplier110 4 жыл бұрын
I will never be able to unsee this now... Thank you
@sebbasbaoz8314
@sebbasbaoz8314 4 жыл бұрын
BLASPHEMY!
@natashacox6401
@natashacox6401 4 жыл бұрын
Ha I said exact same thing to my other half lol he was like oh yeah
@kriotech0249
@kriotech0249 4 жыл бұрын
No one is more handsome than shrek.
@pgal9876
@pgal9876 4 жыл бұрын
@@kriotech0249 damn right
@mcsonicjapan5560
@mcsonicjapan5560 4 жыл бұрын
“MY BALLADS BRING ALL THE COINS TO THE BARD! DAMN RIGHT, IM JAMMIN THEM CHORDS! MUSIC, INSTEAD OF THEM SWORDS, I COULD TEACH YOU,BUT ID HAVE TO CHARGE”
@fudgeymoss
@fudgeymoss 4 жыл бұрын
that's beautiful
@SaulWellingood2
@SaulWellingood2 4 жыл бұрын
Music, instead of them swords.💀
@Aarorose
@Aarorose 4 жыл бұрын
omg so good
@AhranMaoDante
@AhranMaoDante 4 жыл бұрын
Now I need to see/hear a full version.
@MrGamelover23
@MrGamelover23 4 жыл бұрын
@@AhranMaoDante Played on a lute!!!! Although I feel like it would get old after these four lines.
@Rb889
@Rb889 2 жыл бұрын
"More like Xena, warrior princess" killed me, it's such an accurate comparison now that you've put that in my head.
@DanceswithDustBunnies
@DanceswithDustBunnies 3 жыл бұрын
I love The Witcher series, but this was priceless.
@sanvadghokshe5320
@sanvadghokshe5320 4 жыл бұрын
"Geralt comes across a problem that he doesn't wanna get involved in... Then *totally* gets involved in it." You have no idea how spot on this is !!
@ferdinandvonschenk6832
@ferdinandvonschenk6832 4 жыл бұрын
That's actually the main theme of the books and the game...
@guyr3618
@guyr3618 4 жыл бұрын
Even the show acknowledges it. "Right, because you never get involved... Except you do, ALL THE TIME!"
@sanvadghokshe5320
@sanvadghokshe5320 4 жыл бұрын
Yea it's a recurring theme in the witcher, be it books, games or the Netflix show. That's why I said the statement was spot on lol
@orgyonmyown
@orgyonmyown 4 жыл бұрын
@@sanvadghokshe5320 Well they do their research and know their references. Useless comment...
@sari268
@sari268 4 жыл бұрын
I think this was my favourite part. 😂
@MrSiriusAB
@MrSiriusAB 4 жыл бұрын
Tom Hardy and Henry Cavill for the least amount of words and most grunts
@laquitacollins5147
@laquitacollins5147 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah Henry Cavill is nice to look at😍😍😍😍
@berengerlefort8612
@berengerlefort8612 4 жыл бұрын
​@Franz Styles Yep but Cavill and he others u quoted have huge charisma.
@popeye697
@popeye697 4 жыл бұрын
@Franz Styles Cavill is much more than mediocre.
@wiezyczkowata
@wiezyczkowata 4 жыл бұрын
don't forget DiCaprio in Revenant
@zainiikhwan9405
@zainiikhwan9405 4 жыл бұрын
I would watch a movie staring those two doing nothing but grunting
@souvikpachal5219
@souvikpachal5219 3 жыл бұрын
-Hmm. -Geralt of Rivia.
@LB0206
@LB0206 3 жыл бұрын
3:40 🎶"My ballads bring all the coins to the bard"🎶😂
@yashabreslove8276
@yashabreslove8276 4 жыл бұрын
“Destiny, Destiny, Destiny, Destiny...” *No escaping death for me*
@Wppk765
@Wppk765 4 жыл бұрын
Yasha Breslove “you take the blonde and I’ll take the one in the toibin”
@chovue2363
@chovue2363 4 жыл бұрын
Destiny TWO!!
@grilledflatbread4692
@grilledflatbread4692 4 жыл бұрын
Destiny is all. What is this, a crossover episode?
@murderface15g13
@murderface15g13 4 жыл бұрын
Vant to go for a roll in ze hay? It's really fun!
@shetierrr
@shetierrr 4 жыл бұрын
Yasssss... WHAT knockers!!!
@hazzel5433
@hazzel5433 4 жыл бұрын
Jaskier, who everyone except all the fans hate. Their love for him is rivalled only by baths.
@opheliabrock2809
@opheliabrock2809 3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised he didn't mention it, Jaskier fans were so intense I actively feel bad about how he's probably gonna have a super minor role in the next season. That's gonna be disappointing.
@serenalady2290
@serenalady2290 3 жыл бұрын
@@opheliabrock2809 Really? I know I'm in the minority here, but I can't stand the guy, neither in the series nor in the games. I Wish I could skip all his parts....🙈 Annoying af...😱 So this Is actually good news for me...😅
@weerwolfje99
@weerwolfje99 3 жыл бұрын
Hè is my favoriete character in the books. In the game he is less interesting, but i love him in the show. I also hope Regis will show up in the show someday.
@BFedie518
@BFedie518 3 жыл бұрын
I love him. I especially love how everyone in the show hates him.
@OverpepperedSoup
@OverpepperedSoup 3 жыл бұрын
Can't stand him in the books, games, or show. Although I did like the one in the Polish show, The Hexer. More philosophical, less foppy (I actually like pretty much all of the characters better in the Polish show for similar reasons, though the special effects are laughably bad)
@LyleAshbaugh
@LyleAshbaugh 3 жыл бұрын
“Even fantasy realms have to deal with their version of John Mayer.” Laughed so hard I had to pause the video.
@OgunDoganOzata
@OgunDoganOzata 3 жыл бұрын
3:35 the hunchback of notre DAAAAAAAAAAMN :D
@LJ-ej3fv
@LJ-ej3fv 4 жыл бұрын
"Searching for the minimum number of syllables required to carry a series" xD ... kind of accurate, though.
@Hirnlego999
@Hirnlego999 4 жыл бұрын
And not a good way to carry a show
@petersheffer5444
@petersheffer5444 4 жыл бұрын
Which was I grew tired of it quickly: I mean come on, there is only so much mean mugging we can take
@AnoAssassin
@AnoAssassin 4 жыл бұрын
Carry a Ciri-es
@abigailmoore5691
@abigailmoore5691 4 жыл бұрын
Yea, I wish they went more towards book!Geralt. He talks ALOT.
@ALscience
@ALscience 4 жыл бұрын
Loved it.
@deusexmachina9776
@deusexmachina9776 4 жыл бұрын
*The Hunchback of Notre Dammmmm!* lol that killed me.
@Adrischa
@Adrischa 4 жыл бұрын
@Cyber Explorer thank you
@slamrahovart9024
@slamrahovart9024 4 жыл бұрын
@Cyber Explorer I'd love to straighten it out if you know what I'm saying
@yarpen26
@yarpen26 3 жыл бұрын
Boy is this girl hot. Particularly her outfits in the djinn episodes, I mean *daymn!* Can't imagine how Cavill managed to keep his cool while they were in the bath.
@ChallengeCommander
@ChallengeCommander 2 жыл бұрын
The Hey Cirri "b beep" was so obvious yet absolute genius. Helped that I was already laughing at Notre DAYUMMMM
@ArwenUndomiel406
@ArwenUndomiel406 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly?: At this point I just want you to make you an honest trailer for 2020!
@rabiye9981
@rabiye9981 4 жыл бұрын
Please say: "This is your alarm voice. Wake up immediately." Please i need an alarm voice
@keth8947
@keth8947 4 жыл бұрын
Sweet, a good one! "the hunchback of Notre Daaaaammmnnnn" that one got me.
@kevinworley7096
@kevinworley7096 3 жыл бұрын
“Hunchback of notre daaaammmnnnn” 😂
@adebayoekundayo7704
@adebayoekundayo7704 3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best Honest trailers! The quality all round is good, but this is exceptional.
@VonWayne
@VonWayne 4 жыл бұрын
This could be a drinking game. Drink everytime Henry grunts or everytime the word DESTINY is mentioned 😅👌
@akumabito2008
@akumabito2008 4 жыл бұрын
Do you want to get alcohol poisoning? Because that's how you get alcohol poisoning.
@gregorygreenwood-nimmo4954
@gregorygreenwood-nimmo4954 4 жыл бұрын
That would result in a huge spike in alcohol poisoning cases. The people behind the responsible drinking campaigns would be very annoyed.
@oyblech8671
@oyblech8671 4 жыл бұрын
just go for the whenever someone says destiny, you'll get a shot every 5 min or so; should be just right for a fun night without deaths
@joshmciver4847
@joshmciver4847 4 жыл бұрын
@@oyblech8671 you don't know how alcohol works, apparently.
@ehrenmann2891
@ehrenmann2891 4 жыл бұрын
This IS a drinking game
@quibily
@quibily 4 жыл бұрын
It feels like Buffy and Xena because something actually HAPPENS each episode instead of every season finale. And I’m sooo relieved episodic storytelling is back in!
@anyamallick568
@anyamallick568 3 жыл бұрын
The hair witch project I'm dying... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Someone help!
@MistyShadowsXX_Valdemar
@MistyShadowsXX_Valdemar 2 жыл бұрын
Witchers: “Highly trained mutant killing machines, who every moron in the land wants to pick a fight with for some reason”😂😂
@Piotresiek
@Piotresiek 4 жыл бұрын
”Highly trained mutant killing machines, who every moron in the land wants to pick a fight with for some reason...” Basically every single enemy of Geralt in books and games.
@archonjk1196
@archonjk1196 4 жыл бұрын
I love the the ending fight in the first witcher short story book (I think it was there) when Geralt was leaving the temple of Melitele and the knights that were harassing him to leave and Geralt had to fight one of them. Geralt had the choice of either not hitting the knight with his sword and letting the knight win, or win the fight and be arrested. So Geralt just struck the knight's sword so hard that the knight just hit himself, and Geralt was free to go.
@teagan_p_999
@teagan_p_999 3 жыл бұрын
It was, in The Last Wish, I just read it a couple months ago.
@RainAngel111
@RainAngel111 3 жыл бұрын
Seriously! I feel like it's a little better in the books because there are a few people who can genuinely match Geralt in fighting strength, and there are less petty criminals trying to kill him, but it's still astounding how many people think they can kill geralt in a straight fight.
@mattimus90
@mattimus90 3 жыл бұрын
@@archonjk1196 Yeah I like when he shows up in the Witcher 2 and 3, still pretty bitter about the scar that Geralt made him give himself.
@Michael-kd1ho
@Michael-kd1ho 3 жыл бұрын
"Why men throw their lives away attacking an armed witcher, i'll never understand. Something wrong with my face?" Geralt of Rivia
@orioli14
@orioli14 4 жыл бұрын
Let me just say it, "Her sweet kiss" by Jaskier is so underrated.
@lrched
@lrched 4 жыл бұрын
let me just say it -- toss a coin to your witcher is vastly over rated.
@caseygregori
@caseygregori 4 жыл бұрын
@@lrched go away heathen
@odinson5911
@odinson5911 4 жыл бұрын
@@lrched Nah, it's a pretty amazing song.
@ariothan
@ariothan 4 жыл бұрын
I too believe so.Toss a coin to your witcher never stuck with me but i really loved her sweet kiss.
@fernandoothon6234
@fernandoothon6234 3 жыл бұрын
"A baby Yoda with the power of SCREAMOO" That got me good hahaha!!
@corywalker8551
@corywalker8551 3 жыл бұрын
A series that tried to be the next Game of Thrones that end up being the next Xena Warrior Princess. Love it!
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