IT'S-A-ME, MALLEO Also in hindsight... story number 8 wasn't actually that bad. It definitely had some redeeming qualities in it! Also, also, CONTENT WARNING for the sixth story... it includes some really serious topics in incredibly poor ways. Proceed with caution and be safe!

23:00 Mario. With blood. On his sleeves. His red... His red sleeves. *_GOOOOOOOOOD._*

It's a good thing Mario has extra lives for all those times he gets his throat slit by Luigi.

"Yes, Police! A video game character just tried to rape me and.... Hello? Hello?!"

That's right, he opened the door, got down the floor, AND DID *THE DINOSAUR!*

Luigi grabbed a knife and asked... "DO U WANT SOME BUTTER?" *luigi holds a stick of butter*

TBH I just love the last one. You have Mario screaming "IT'SA ME MARIO AND I'M GONNA FUCKING RAPE YOU", on top of the protagonist having a fairly realistic reaction in the form of "WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN HAPPENING" and you result in a beautiful creation.

"And my dad was still in his grave" Does he just occasionally wake up!?

"the game made a painful screech, **imitates dying goat** "

"This character is no longer playable" *Turns off the game and screams* Isn't that kind-of overreacting? I mean you hated Toad after all...

Number 9 shockingly was G-rated material . There was no blood or cursing and nobody died except the monster. It was more 'Goosebumps' than 'Creepypasta'. Give that kid an award.

“Luigi wanted some privacy” Me : *mastur-* “Writing on his diary” me : oh

You've really introduced Patreon very politely and humbly, Hoodlum. I'm always too shy to talk about my Patreon but you've been both bold and thoughtful in how you present it. Btw, good timing on this list. I guess great minds think alike :)

"Wario, that evil bastard" This literally made my day XD

Number six is just... It never fails to make me laugh histerically, but also: why would you make Mario do such horrible things! He's just a good boi trying his best!!

i actually kinda liked story 8, ive always liked the idea of "One person gets all the credit and the other one snaps because they don't get recognition"

"black widows crawl out of the cartridge" "i put the game in" YEAH JUST LEMME DUST OFF ALL THOSE PESKY DEADLY SPIDERS I GOTTA GET MY GAME ON

really scary creppypasta I bought a Mario game and he was covered in blood and said boo

And you’re sure that number 7 wasn’t a fanfiction?

HoodoHoodlum: "Whoa, I can't curse anymore apparently, new KZfaq rules and such." Story #6: "I'm about to ruin this man's whole career. And probably a whole lot more at the spiritual level while I'm at it."

I lowkey like the one story with Luigi wanting recognition.

"White tough 'liquid'." **cough** Semen **cough**

I actually liked that Luigi killing Mario story. Cough, please don’t tell anyone..

Number 6 Was Just It Wasn’t A Creepypasta, It Was A Sadist’s Fanfiction.

"I had to go to work, my nephews were in school, and my dad was still in his grave." Well I hope he is, I mean if he's dead then why would he be out of it? Unless you're saying he's a zombie.

11:34 *I WAS PULLED IN BY MARIO'S BEASTLY HANDS.*

Revenge on Mario was kinda good tbh

Here’s my story: I just got home from school and started up my WII and played Mario.I was playing for and hour almost done with this one level but something was off there was a guy standing still. I approached him. And then he turned around and said Hey guys scarce here. IT WAS HORRIFYING

HE OPENED THE DOOR GOT ON THE FLOOR AND DID THE DINOSAUR

You should be happy that you heard the word "photorealistic" and not "hyper-realistic".

Jesus christ, I laughed way too hard at the eminem quote..

24:42 "It's-a-me, Mario, I am going to commit several war crimes that will end all humanity."

"I saw him pick up a Starman" Huh, didn't know Earthbound and Super Mario was in the same universe.

That last one..... oh my god... OH MY GOOOOOOOD!

"his brother sNAPPED BACK TO REALITY OH THERE GOES GRAVITY OH-- god i'm white" actually same

I love how chill the guy is about having his printer print an unknown url and code, and then proceed to follow that url, put in the code and buy something for free on eBay That is like... the most sketchy thing in all of the internet, like that creepy pasta could have been due to the 50 types of viruses and malware that was installed on your computer

Mario always did have that "molester moustache"…

#9 Activision 1981: We put you in the game. Mario: Now you're in the game.

Honorable Mention #1: this is what happens when you lose my game Honorable Mention #2: Mario builder Honorable Mention #3: The Slender Mass #10: my dad was still in his grave #9: Mario or Pit? #8: his brother snapped back to reality oh there goes gravity oh! (laughs) god i'm white! #7: Super Mario dead! #6: it was covered in tough white- oh no! i felt something touch my private area!

That's Right, He opened the door, Got on the floor, And Did, THE DINOSAUR!! XD by far my favourite part XD 17:31

Your Mario voice saying "I'm gonna fucking rape you" nearly sent me into histerics.

An important lesson can be learned from hoodo's videos... when you open the door ALWAYS WALK THE DINOSAUR!!!!

If you actually turn on the subtitles on the last story (at least when he says its me Mario and I am going to keep you with me forever) it actually reads it as "it's a me Mario" which I find funny for some odd reason.

6:58 "It was a normal day. I had to go to work, my nephews were in school, and my dad was still in his grave." Wait, wha- ??? Who casually says that ?!

mario kart 8 creepypasta shows mario kart wii footage

I had a chartrage once. There were no survivors. BARS ARE FOR SQUARES, PIES ARE THE BEST!

24:24 Well, this story just went from 0 to 100 REAL quick

12:15 "Mario acted very Smart" This part actually made me laugh out loud, comedy gold 👌🏻

"revenge on mario" isn't THAT bad. It's still bad, though.

Skipping past the patreon part, I went to 1:51 cause, y'know, close enough. First line of dialogue I heard after skipping- "thank you so much for listening."

Work in progress super Mario Galaxy creepypasta. Hi, my name is Dave, and I loved Mario games, and so did all of my friends. I had almost every mario party and kart game and new super Mario bros. But then one year a new Mario game came out called "Super Mario Galaxy". I immediately asked my parents for one and after a few weeks they agreed to buy one. When I got it I launched the game and absolutely loved it! I eventually beat and continued to play mario games. But galaxy was my favorite by far. 3 years later a second game was made. I had enough money to buy my own so I got my parents to drive to the store to get one. When we got home I thanked my parents and went straight to my room to play. I found there was a first person feature in the game so I would try to find easter eggs with it. One day I made it to shiverburn galaxy. On one level I was looking in first person for easter eggs. I was looking around unable to find anything when I looked upon the top of the cliff. I saw 3 strange creatures looking down at me. "That's creepy" I thought to myself, but I continued to play. I still tried to find easter eggs with the first person feature, and often found those creatures again in different levels. I looked online for it and found videos on it. They were all about the shiverburn level I first found them on, but not anywhere else. I went to play again and found something extremely horrific. A hellish new galaxy with horrifying faces and gore and creepy landscape called... hell valley sky trees... If this gets 50 likes I will continue this creepypasta so please like because I wanna finish this :)

“Luigi had locked himself in his room, he wanted some privacy.” We all know Luigi was just watching the hub

Holy shit My pasta was on here!! I wrote Mario kart 8

22:33 I can just imagine a bunch of tiny Scarlett Johanssons crawling out of the -chartrage- cartridge.

21:56, Uhh, ref... you might wanna call that, cause that looks like a serious red flag to me.

3:54 wait toad is the fastest character in Mario kart it's almost impossible to lose as toad

When you made fun of my Silent Hill skills but you play Mario World like this...

I do always pick Luigi over Mario, but when it comes to my favorite character, Yoshi be mai boi!

that's right everyone, Luigi opened the door.... got on the floor.... and did............. the........ DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!

I think Revenge on Mario was pretty good.

That's done for the dishonorable mentions now down to the real business (instant ad)

I've Always Liked Luigi Over Mario. Luigi Should Get More Attention.

Luigi is best girl

27:05 Woah, woah, woah. I've heard that phrase before - they're just quoting Russian Sleep Experiment.

When your favorite KZfaqrs get a patreon and you can't donate cuz you're too young... 😭

THE LAST ONE MADE ME CHOKE WHILE EATING MILK AND CEREALS FUCK YOU HOODS I'M DYING

“I wanted to lose on purpose, so I picked toad, because I hate him” Don’t we all?

“My nephews were at school, and my dad was still in the grave” was the funniest way to establish a dead character I’ve ever heard

I died at the wario complaint LOL *who do you think you are wario? who do you think you ar-!*

he opened the door got on the floor AND DID THE DINOSAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm pretty sure the Luigi diary entry was from a mario horror game called music box

Hold up. Let's give 10 credit. They had the brains to destroy the disc instead of giving it to someone else. I applaud them 👏👏

OPEN THE DOOR GET ON THE FLOOR EVERYONE DO THE DINOSAUR

Top 10 worst my little pony pastas

HHR: That's right.. Me: *GETS OUT OF CHAIR* HHR: HE OPENED THE DOOR Me: *OPENS DOOR* HHR: GOT ON THE FLOOR Me: *GETS ON FLOOR HHR: AND DID..THE D I N A S O U R! ME: *DOES DINASOUR*

To be honest.. the scariest part is when he Said the F word XD

One time i was playing mario at 3 AM AKA THE SPOOKY HAOUR!! I saw yoshi licking a corpose and inscreamed n msrion saidnitsa me a meoito and then inscreamed snd died

I shit my pants listening to slender and Mario it was the spookiest story ever 10/10 Ign

Scary story time: Waluigi said to Mario, ITS A MEEEEEE WA HA HEEEEEEEE

I am really late on this, but I have been watching Hoodo since 2021. I have watched your videos over and over again. They are amazing. Anyways, I actually wanna say that the Luigi killing Mario story was actually really good. It has some poor spelling, but it didn't feel all that cliché. And had an actual original concept for a video game creepypasta. It was fun to listen to as well. I really liked the story.

the last one turned FROM a shit spoiledpasta to a cringey fanfic

HOW DID I KNOW THE CREEPYPASTA I WROTE WOULD BE ON THIS LIST, AND AT #8 TOO... FORGIVE MY 12 YEAR OLD SELF FOR I HAVE SINNED A GREAT SIN

Luigi needs more attention like if you agree

Photo-realistic? At least it wasn't HyPeR-rEaLiStIc

5:44 OH GOD NOT SLENDERMASS

its a me terribly made creapypasta

25:33 The way you stopped at "and took off..." sounded like Mario suddenly turned into an airplane.

Hoodlums,:www wanna have a creepy pasta? I played mario Mario looked at me I left the game Done Lel.

Number 6 turned from "This is cringy af." To "Wtf am I listening to?!?"

You should do a list on the best SCPs.

When you said be scared a add popped up and I got scared of how bad the add was

"And it was covered in white- OH NOOOO" XD

Oh For Fucks Sake, You Got Me Again With Number 10, How Many Of My Pieceofshitpastas Will You Find?

Number 6 is fucking gold

I needed a breather after the last one

I went to work once We don’t talk about that though

17:33 He got out the door, Got on the floor and did the Dinosaur!

next friday?! no no no no. there is no way i'm waiting that long for part 2 of an awesome video!

17:31 He opened the door, got on the floor, and did the DINOSAUR!

I really like how you put the emphasize in "real" at 10:06