HORNE For ENGLAND! Stop Alex Scoring a Goal | Taskmaster

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Жыл бұрын

From series 12, prevent Alex from scoring a goal. The ball and goalpost must be on their spots when Alex attempts to score a goal. You must be 12 yards from the ball when Alex attempts to score. Slowest goal scored by Alex wins.
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.

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@Familiarityy
@Familiarityy Жыл бұрын
I mean there were no rules about tying Alex up…
@bea._.3565
@bea._.3565 Жыл бұрын
the rhod gilbert approach, i like it
@cosmicsprint
@cosmicsprint Жыл бұрын
That's what I was thinking
@MaxM172
@MaxM172 Жыл бұрын
There no rules about breaking alex‘s leg
@paulg6671
@paulg6671 Жыл бұрын
my first thought as well, didn't say anything about stopping Alex to get to the ball...
@alb4475
@alb4475 Жыл бұрын
Or kicking the ball over the fence after Guz saved it lol. Go fetch, Alex.
@Spicyman33
@Spicyman33 Жыл бұрын
I love how baffled Victoria is whenever something goes against her world-view. She’s so unabashedly confident in her own logic and reasoning and it immediately collapsed. Amazing contestant… just not score wise.
@forallthestupidshit3550
@forallthestupidshit3550 Жыл бұрын
I love it when extremely smart people hit a blind spot. "It never occurred to me that he could do that" is hysterical.
@bonnieroggensees6003
@bonnieroggensees6003 Жыл бұрын
Her brother Giles is a you know well known and famous food critic who has his own shows from time to time. Obviously they came from you know the upper class middle class whatever you want to call it and they were never really play the place where they were not told how great they are and that's great and it's also funny when they're set with a task like riding a bicycle or playing soccer. Something you know they obviously didn't do growing up. Giles was on a show with Sue and they were doing some backyard gardening and he knew absolutely nothing about anything and was terrified of any kind of animal. Very funny
@jofi4580
@jofi4580 Жыл бұрын
Definitely a case of book smarts vs real world common sense
@Aviertje
@Aviertje Жыл бұрын
And yet Victoria managed to come second in this task. I think that is the best part of this task. One person gets the task and gets Horned, and the other doesn't get the task and gets Horned slightly slower. xD
@SensationalBanana
@SensationalBanana Жыл бұрын
Also how she opts for just standing going "Noo... No, NO NOOO!" instead of chasing the slow-moving ball... LOL!
@harmoen
@harmoen Жыл бұрын
I like that Morgana won not because of her goal-keeping ability, but because she set it up in a way where Alex believed it was just barely possible to score, and made him waste more time
@CanadianSpaceBoy
@CanadianSpaceBoy Жыл бұрын
That's soo true, Alex could have scored in less than 5 minutes
@berndarndt9924
@berndarndt9924 3 ай бұрын
Alan also didn't remove the items alex set up, otherwise he would have lasted to the scissors as well. In addition to that, after guz moved the ball point, alex only moved it back to it's original place. He could have also placed it directly in front of the line. Alex tried to be as fair as possible.
@ToxicKlay
@ToxicKlay Жыл бұрын
"You moved the spot....so I'm gonna move the spot." "Huh!?? You can do that?" "....You did it." fuckin dying over here. alex's face whilst saying it is killing me. props to Guz for standing in the net and taking a proper shot too
@An_Oni_Moose_
@An_Oni_Moose_ Жыл бұрын
I know its all about Comedy, but I would've found it hilarious if Guz had called an Uber and taken the spot away.
@bmanning4999
@bmanning4999 9 ай бұрын
I was totally hoping Alex would put the spot right next to the goal line
@frasierfreak92
@frasierfreak92 Ай бұрын
@@bmanning4999well Alex can’t do that because it has to be from 12 yards. But Guz had the right idea to move it so he had to find it in the first place!
@bmanning4999
@bmanning4999 Ай бұрын
@@frasierfreak92 No it says the contestant must be 12 yards from the ball. Nothing about the geometry of the spot and the goal.
@MarkSDD
@MarkSDD Жыл бұрын
My favourite part was seeing Morgana using a fully extentable tape measure like a tiny ruler.
@angeladawn805
@angeladawn805 Жыл бұрын
Yep, those babies will normally extend for 3 metres!!!
@michaelj.beglinjr.2804
@michaelj.beglinjr.2804 Жыл бұрын
Yeah. I get the feeling she's not too bright.
@Ocker3
@Ocker3 Жыл бұрын
@@michaelj.beglinjr.2804 She's quite wily, but clearly not big into DIY
@as3609
@as3609 Жыл бұрын
@@michaelj.beglinjr.2804 It is somewhat baffling to see people rule out others as 'not bright' if they happen to demonstrate something is out of their wheelhouse. See that bloke? Found the 111th element on the table, but he can't change a lightbulb. Absolute spastic he is.
@strawberrykicker2
@strawberrykicker2 Жыл бұрын
Yep I was wondering wtf was going on
@robertcampbell8070
@robertcampbell8070 Жыл бұрын
Morgana just calmly removing that fence while Alex is running back kills me every time.
@JD86Vintage
@JD86Vintage 9 ай бұрын
I like that before that she's just standing to the side cheering him on 😂
@taryth.
@taryth. 9 ай бұрын
​@@JD86VintageI think her cheering actually helped her time. She kept encouraging Alex to do a more unlikely bank shot, rather than think of a way to bypass the obstacles like he did with Alan.
@mattbriddell9246
@mattbriddell9246 2 ай бұрын
And then Alex coming back with the scissors and cutting a hole in the net :D
@robertcampbell8070
@robertcampbell8070 2 ай бұрын
@@mattbriddell9246 Haha yep, perfect ending.
@emercycrite
@emercycrite Жыл бұрын
1. Little Alex Horne is quite the soccer stud. 2. He also has mad sock game (09:22). 3. You know Rhod Gilbert would've simply tied him up to stop him from attempting to score. 😆
@AfferbeckBeats
@AfferbeckBeats Жыл бұрын
Yeah or chained a brick to his leg or something
@KenRobert
@KenRobert Жыл бұрын
And depantsed him.
@ryanquek5841
@ryanquek5841 Жыл бұрын
Someone would have probably done that, but it was filmed in 2021 with COVID protocols so I guess they couldn't. That said, I could totally see Guz tying Alex up
@WizoIstGott
@WizoIstGott Жыл бұрын
@@KenRobert And depantsed himself
@anrecedinghairline6150
@anrecedinghairline6150 Жыл бұрын
Watching these taskmaster challenges, I find myself thinking of ways to bend the rules. No one said you couldnt move the spots the ball was on. I'd just move it further away?
@aceofarrows
@aceofarrows Жыл бұрын
I love that this task really showcased Alex himself, and his own capacity for dealing with the contestants' bullshit as he sees fit. I had several great laughs watching him sabotage the contestants' countermeasures, though I think the ones that took the cake were moving the spot back himself, and cutting the net.
@dollymix5
@dollymix5 8 ай бұрын
alex is the show writer after all. its always a pleasure to see him "doing" the task
@SenselessUsername
@SenselessUsername 6 ай бұрын
Yeah if Guz can move the spot and so can he, he could have put it at 10yards from the goal --- and Guz wouldn't be allowed in goal by the 12yard rule. Stabbing "the ball" & shredding it seems the safest bet? The rules don't seem to allow replacing the ball (although in football, if the ball is damaged it gets replaced I assume, so by that logic Alex might have another ball at hand).
@TomJonty
@TomJonty Жыл бұрын
"I didn't know the ball could go upwards." Victoria was a great contestant in that she was both very smart and came up with some genius ideas but also the sort of person to just not consider all three dimensions in snookering Alex or that she could've moved to stop the slow-moving ball going in once he chipped it.
@frankkrunk
@frankkrunk Жыл бұрын
So true. As clever as she is, in this situation she needed the counsel of an illiterate 10 year old boy or old geezer in a pub. Which makes me think that this is applicable on a higher level too. No "genius" should ever have free rein or absolute power. Every clevertrousers should be forcibly paired with a drunk bloke. Imagine Oppenheimer being stopped half way by his mate Barry: "Oi mate, 'ave you thought this through? You'll become death, the destroyer of worlds, innit?"
@peskycritter79
@peskycritter79 Жыл бұрын
She clearly doesn't watch or participate in sport 😆
@MJWhitfield
@MJWhitfield Жыл бұрын
I guess she was thinking of snooker, where your not allowed to do that.
@peskycritter79
@peskycritter79 Жыл бұрын
@@MJWhitfield Ohhhhh
@heynyquildriver
@heynyquildriver Жыл бұрын
It’s like she’s so so so smart at what she knows but when she doesn’t know something she just absolutely short-circuits. I get it.
@Meteorite_Shower
@Meteorite_Shower Жыл бұрын
This is one of my absolute favourite tasks. I always enjoy the tasks where Alex actively gets involved.
@nicksinclair1533
@nicksinclair1533 Жыл бұрын
Sophie Duker making Alex cycle round in circles was hilarious
@genghiscan2918
@genghiscan2918 Жыл бұрын
The taskmaster designed series 13's duck bike task after thinking little Alex Horne looked like too much of a lad here
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE Жыл бұрын
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@Mclarenboy100
@Mclarenboy100 Жыл бұрын
Victoria Coren Mitchell: Professional poker champion, author, and host of one of the trickiest trivia game shows ever. Also doesn't know that a ball can be kicked up into the air.
@Wanderinghippi
@Wanderinghippi Жыл бұрын
I thought for sure someone was gunna deflate the ball
@Qri0
@Qri0 Жыл бұрын
Yup, and then spend the rest of time pinning the ball to the ground with nails
@JKSSubstandard
@JKSSubstandard Жыл бұрын
My first two ideas were to deflate the ball and to put the ball and spot inside a passing car
@christianboehlefeld5168
@christianboehlefeld5168 Жыл бұрын
Wrap the ball and spot in cling film and chuck it in the Thames, only a 3 minute walk.
@patpat8727
@patpat8727 Жыл бұрын
yall do realize the task doesn't say anything about using that particular ball
@here_be_dragons9184
@here_be_dragons9184 Жыл бұрын
That was my second idea after move the spot, tape it to the ball, call a cab and send it away. That or throw it into the river.
@randyastle3301
@randyastle3301 10 ай бұрын
1:50 Kudos to the editors for that little violin flourish before Alex tries for Desiree. Fans have heard it before, and it makes you think there's going to be a whole montage, then there's just silence, so it's all the funnier. Great touch from someone in the editing room.
@JonasHamill
@JonasHamill Жыл бұрын
Alan just casually rolling over a piano like a cartoon character was one to me one of the funniest moments I've seen on the show
@RickeGnool
@RickeGnool Жыл бұрын
Alex seemed so excited about this Task, like it was a dream come true.
@cosmicreciever
@cosmicreciever Жыл бұрын
He's a big football fan so
@GustafXI
@GustafXI Жыл бұрын
he just wanna play futbol with a friend
@leeuwengames315
@leeuwengames315 Жыл бұрын
he wrote the tasks so maby it was
@martijn3015
@martijn3015 Жыл бұрын
He just wanted to wear the jersey with his name on it...
@AnnDVine
@AnnDVine Жыл бұрын
Alex and Alan were just having a nice time! It was very sweet.
@pemo2676
@pemo2676 Жыл бұрын
the coy mischief of alex as he walked to the net with a pair of scissors absolutely destroyed me the first time i saw this task
@squttnbear
@squttnbear Жыл бұрын
This task made Alex feel the most athletic he has felt in years.
@lrizzard
@lrizzard Жыл бұрын
you can tell he really likes football in tasks like these
@madensmith7014
@madensmith7014 Жыл бұрын
Alex being a contestant in this challenge and trying out all the wacky logic they tend to use is hilarious
@Sunprism
@Sunprism Жыл бұрын
"I'm hoping that it's just a pretend football full of sweets" it's not often Victoria says what I'm thinking, but she got it there
@jjkunzler
@jjkunzler Жыл бұрын
I like to think the name and number have always been under that blazer just waiting for the right time
@TheKYLEdavid
@TheKYLEdavid Жыл бұрын
And that he knew from Day 1 that they’d eventually do a task like this in the 12th series
@ZorroDk
@ZorroDk Жыл бұрын
They had 15 minutes to move the spot/ball... If they took it and just travelled in one direction the whole time, then logically it would also take Alex 15 minutes to get to the spot/ball and 15 minutes to carry it back to the goal... Just take the ball/spot as far away as possible :D (NB: I thought of that afterwards - Had I been in the situation, then I would surely not have thought of it)
@TheKYLEdavid
@TheKYLEdavid Жыл бұрын
Or just spend the 15 minutes driving Alex as far as you can, and then make him walk back to the house
@casplant
@casplant Жыл бұрын
Good one, and love you hounesty!
@voodoominerman
@voodoominerman Жыл бұрын
This my exact thought as soon as they read out the task. Pick up the spot & ball, then leg it for 15 minutes across town.
@RossShajahan
@RossShajahan Жыл бұрын
My first thought was to just take a knife to the ball and make it impossible to kick
@Moleoflands
@Moleoflands Жыл бұрын
​@@voodoominerman They had to be 12 yards away when the time ran out. Risky if they were running and Alex could follow them
@TheBlackDemon1996
@TheBlackDemon1996 Жыл бұрын
As someone who doesn't like football, I loved this task. Especially when Alex used Guz's logic against him.
@thebeardedjohn
@thebeardedjohn Жыл бұрын
Someone who doesn't like football? You mean a woman?
@TheBlackDemon1996
@TheBlackDemon1996 Жыл бұрын
@@thebeardedjohn ...Wow, sexist much?
@litete2512
@litete2512 Жыл бұрын
How? During the world cup did you just go to work like a regular person?
@lred1383
@lred1383 Жыл бұрын
a juicy way to reverse the logic would've been to place the spot directly in front of the goalpost, so he couldn't even defend it
@TheBlackDemon1996
@TheBlackDemon1996 Жыл бұрын
@@litete2512 No, I just watched anything else.
@jimwall2291
@jimwall2291 Жыл бұрын
I'm kind of surprised no one deflated the ball.
@mastereon895
@mastereon895 Жыл бұрын
That was my first thought, just get a chefs knife and go to town
@jonnaughton
@jonnaughton Жыл бұрын
@@mastereon895 Yep. Mine too.
@publicenemy1405
@publicenemy1405 Жыл бұрын
That's what I thought as soon as I saw the ball lmao. Just stick it
@OkRennie11
@OkRennie11 6 ай бұрын
Step 1. Deflate the ball. Step 2. Toss it on top of the cottage. Step 3. Disassemble the goal. Step 4. Enjoy a cup of tea whilst you sit atop the unassembled goal.
@experiencemaster1743
@experiencemaster1743 Жыл бұрын
Nice that alex was nice enoughto put the ball back exactly where guz took it from so he could stilldefend the goal, nothing would've stopped him from putting it right in front of the goal to stop guz due to the 10ft rule
@motodog242
@motodog242 2 ай бұрын
Gotta give the contestants a fighting chance.
@VaguelyAmused
@VaguelyAmused Жыл бұрын
To be fair to Desiree, she did stop Alex scoring a goal - by scoring it herself!
@vickywitton1008
@vickywitton1008 Жыл бұрын
Alex never ceases to surprise how fit and sporty he is!
@Ocker3
@Ocker3 Жыл бұрын
I think he's either an avid local soccer player, or took lessons for this one
@conorskelly5838
@conorskelly5838 Жыл бұрын
@@Ocker3 Everyone enjoys a kick around in the UK. Alex will have been playing it with mates most of his life
@creepingcharly
@creepingcharly Жыл бұрын
This was a good one! I enjoyed how Alex actively countered their plans
@Spanken
@Spanken Жыл бұрын
I love how quick alex thinks of ways just to undo what they did. Real winner of the clip for sure
@meganrobinson9867
@meganrobinson9867 Жыл бұрын
I think this task is the closest we get to seeing Alex do a task
@arkane1732
@arkane1732 Жыл бұрын
Mildly annoyed that no-one realised they could simply grab the ball after Alex's first attempt
@motodog242
@motodog242 2 ай бұрын
He’d just grab another ball from the shed.
@MpanzuSolos
@MpanzuSolos Жыл бұрын
Davies the new England keeper
@swedishmeatball4382
@swedishmeatball4382 Жыл бұрын
As long as he can bring his pal the plastic cow to assist him with the goal keeping. It was excellent team work
@forallthestupidshit3550
@forallthestupidshit3550 Жыл бұрын
He was legitimately the best player out of the bunch.
@ultrademigod
@ultrademigod Жыл бұрын
I'm amazed me that none of them thought to tamper with the ball. Good luck trying scoring with a punctured and deflated ball.
@goliath_red1102
@goliath_red1102 Жыл бұрын
There’s probably another one in the shed
@cerberus276gaming6
@cerberus276gaming6 11 ай бұрын
Would have been comical if someone had switched the football for a bowling ball
@malcolmdarke5299
@malcolmdarke5299 4 ай бұрын
@@goliath_red1102 By the strict wording of the task, the ball that's on the spot is the ball that's supposed to be used for the task. Bringing out some other ball would arguably be against the spirit of the task, although I admit that with Taskmaster, the idea that the spirit of the task holds much weight is dubious at best.
@andrebenites9919
@andrebenites9919 Жыл бұрын
7:45 Alex could have put it next to the goal, but he has sportmanship.
@eddieboyky
@eddieboyky Жыл бұрын
So much fun to watch Alex come up with work arounds for the obstacles
@joebleasdale5557
@joebleasdale5557 Жыл бұрын
8:49 slow-mo mugged-off Victoria is everything 😂😂😂😂
@strawberrylemonadelioness
@strawberrylemonadelioness Жыл бұрын
1:59 Alex Horne's little victory pose got me
@Fortunateson69
@Fortunateson69 Жыл бұрын
I enjoy the fact that Morgana used de fence to de fend the goal
@B3ntheboy
@B3ntheboy Жыл бұрын
1:05 “that dreary game” 😂
@MikeCanDoIt
@MikeCanDoIt Жыл бұрын
This is the most cheeky has ever been. Alex Vs The Contestants must need to happen more.
@connor1586
@connor1586 Жыл бұрын
1:14 Find someone who laughs at your jokes the same way Desiree laughs at Alex's jokes
@andrewm.7389
@andrewm.7389 Жыл бұрын
The slow-mo of Alex kicking the ball against Morgana is far too athletic and impressive for the Taskmaster's assistant ;)
@dogbone10
@dogbone10 Жыл бұрын
This one is a blast! Just a bunch of cartoony shenanigans back and forth, amazing. When Alex started cutting the net I lost it
@Kai_XOF
@Kai_XOF Жыл бұрын
Alan Davies will always be a legend.
@QIKUGAMES-QIKU
@QIKUGAMES-QIKU Жыл бұрын
He does nothing.. ALWAYS !
@JackDManheim
@JackDManheim Жыл бұрын
It's not shown but should be said, Victoria did pay up
@angeladawn805
@angeladawn805 Жыл бұрын
❤️
@michaelj.beglinjr.2804
@michaelj.beglinjr.2804 Жыл бұрын
Good for her! I was under the impression she hadn't since they didn't mention it, so thanks for telling us.
@marktwain7401
@marktwain7401 24 күн бұрын
Yes, and then Greg confiscated it 😆
@insertsarcasm
@insertsarcasm Жыл бұрын
Surprising no one went for the Rhod Gilbert approach of just tying Alex up
@apocrypha5363
@apocrypha5363 2 ай бұрын
8:35 "And Beckham sees Sullivan off his line!!!!"
@paulg6671
@paulg6671 Жыл бұрын
i just had a thought, what if you just made Alex think he scored a goal, then he would just stop thinking the task was over
@FishReallySucks
@FishReallySucks Жыл бұрын
I appreciate the thought but this seems kind of meaningless without further elaboration
@TheKYLEdavid
@TheKYLEdavid Жыл бұрын
Interesting idea, but I question how you’d actually be able to do this when Alex was not very far from the goal and the goal is see-through
@paulg6671
@paulg6671 Жыл бұрын
@@TheKYLEdavid you would cover his field of view, but let a way for the ball to get through, make it seem like a mistake, after he shots, take the ball throw an identical ball in the goal, hide his ball, act like he scored
@TheKYLEdavid
@TheKYLEdavid Жыл бұрын
@@paulg6671 ok, how would you do that?
@paulg6671
@paulg6671 Жыл бұрын
If Alex was there just tell him to go inside and not look until the time comes, ask of the other stuff a similar ball, most certainly they would have one, go and search for things like cardboard boxes and make a wall in like 3-5 m in front of the goal, put the side that closes from the box on the lower part of the wall so it would seem like you just didn't think it through, most probably Alex would take the bait and shoot through there for an easy goal then just hide the second ball close to the goal. When he shoots he won't see if he got it in or not, you just catch the ball knowing where it will come from, and put the second ball in the goal, then hide Alex's ball, you should have time while he would go around the wall and if you act like it went in, he won't hurry to come and see probably
@sigurdjensen195
@sigurdjensen195 Жыл бұрын
I was very surprised none of the contestants nailed the ball to the spot
@freethis222
@freethis222 Жыл бұрын
"It's a lovely football, I'm not good at any of this stuff!" while walking with a swagger that says "Just bring it, Alex!" That is top class!
@lilystone9621
@lilystone9621 8 ай бұрын
Love me some Horne in action scoring in multiple elaborate and unstoppable ways.
@zyill
@zyill Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised nobody bribed a production team member to just drive the ball on its spot in a box as far away from the house as possible and not come back for like an hour.
@darthplagueis13
@darthplagueis13 10 ай бұрын
You know, if this had happened in a different series, one with slightly more deranged contestants, Alex would probably have found himself either tied up or abducted from the area.
@AsbestosMuffins
@AsbestosMuffins Жыл бұрын
turns out, alex is really good at this!
@nincompoodle2369
@nincompoodle2369 Жыл бұрын
Alex telling me to subscribe at the end sounded more like a threat after seeing him bust that door in
@yooniebrow.
@yooniebrow. Жыл бұрын
Alan wearing a Simpsons “dignity” sweater while doing this task makes it even better 😂
@genghiscan2918
@genghiscan2918 Жыл бұрын
Even the cat recognizes it before LuAnn
@bluejadeblue
@bluejadeblue Жыл бұрын
one of my favorite tasks,,, love to see alex get involved like this
@JzanderN
@JzanderN Жыл бұрын
I still wonder if Victoria gave Alex his promised £100.
@thedeli4069
@thedeli4069 Жыл бұрын
Yes she did! you can find the outtake by searching "Victoria pays up"
@JzanderN
@JzanderN Жыл бұрын
@@thedeli4069 Thank you! Calling Alex a stripper isn't the most inaccurate description I've heard of him.
@TheKYLEdavid
@TheKYLEdavid Жыл бұрын
@@JzanderN Noe Fielding has entered the chat
@grandexandi
@grandexandi Жыл бұрын
I can't believe no one tied Alex up and deflated the ball, those were my first ideas...
@lillianjanky9211
@lillianjanky9211 Жыл бұрын
Just caught Alan saying he could make a coffee table out of the wagon wheel 😂 iykyk
@DoYouLikePantz
@DoYouLikePantz Жыл бұрын
Finding taskmaster was the best thing that’s ever happened to me. Cheers from Canada!
@lucas29476
@lucas29476 Жыл бұрын
Am I the only one to notice the clock at 0:17?
@niklask.4050
@niklask.4050 Жыл бұрын
I've seen this task so many times but I never noticed it before today
@korbsen
@korbsen Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised nobody just sliced up the ball in little parts and placed them back on the spot
@rosieosho
@rosieosho 3 ай бұрын
save alex's first shot, then drop kick the ball as far as you can
@JoostMehrtens
@JoostMehrtens 3 ай бұрын
I was wondering why nobody stabbed the ball with a knife? And when Alex put back the red dot, why did he put it 12 yards away from the goal?
@JKSSubstandard
@JKSSubstandard 4 ай бұрын
My first 2 thoughts are 1) use a ladder to put the ball on the back side of the roof and pull the ladder up after me. 2) go put the ball in the back of a passing car. He can score it when he tracks down that random motorist
@GeorgeSmith2885
@GeorgeSmith2885 9 ай бұрын
Imagine taping the spot to the ball and then throwing it in the river. We would still be waiting for that goal to be scored.
@jordanboyd5779
@jordanboyd5779 Жыл бұрын
I would just save the first shot and deflect it over the hedge so he loses the ball
@redmate_
@redmate_ Жыл бұрын
We've just rated every player in the England world cup squad and should have included Alex 🔥🎥
@Jaketheaxman
@Jaketheaxman 9 ай бұрын
Nobody thought about deflating the ball
@kahvipaputyyppi
@kahvipaputyyppi 2 ай бұрын
The funniest shit was how Alan used the most ridicculous objects as barrier. A giant cow statue, bath tub, a piano? 😂
@thegoosbiertje5804
@thegoosbiertje5804 Жыл бұрын
Why nobody picked up the ball after the first shot and kicked it out of the stadium is a surprise to me.
@michaelj.beglinjr.2804
@michaelj.beglinjr.2804 Жыл бұрын
Hand the ball and spot to a stranger driving down the street. You win.
@maxwebber4586
@maxwebber4586 Жыл бұрын
Alex should've taken the second penalty for England 😂
@flyingturret208thecannon5
@flyingturret208thecannon5 Жыл бұрын
I loved seeing the door battered down by Alex. Absolutely scary!
@FAB1150
@FAB1150 Жыл бұрын
I think this is my favorite task. I love when Alex has to get actively involved
@KathleenFeliciano
@KathleenFeliciano Жыл бұрын
I refuse to believe that I was the only one to think of tying Alex down and locking him away somewhere w/no windows
@luluraheem8487
@luluraheem8487 Жыл бұрын
I love how this is a task for Alex too
@CoconutJewce
@CoconutJewce 3 ай бұрын
My first thought was to take the ball + spot and distance myself as far as possible in those 15 minutes. Hide somewhere and hope that TV magic doesn't give me away. lol
@tezzasbigbuz3933
@tezzasbigbuz3933 Жыл бұрын
Gus has been a goalie before Instantly bent his knees
@ryanvd7587
@ryanvd7587 Ай бұрын
shocked that nobody just picked up the spots and refused to give them back
@Zaksaladfingers17
@Zaksaladfingers17 Жыл бұрын
Alex is the best at these games haha takes everything in stride and makes it work!
@Vic-zr2mp
@Vic-zr2mp Жыл бұрын
Topical Taskmaster clip uploads lol, gg whoever’s running the channel!
@moleahjobe
@moleahjobe Жыл бұрын
Surprised nobody just saved the first shot then booted the ball 5 gardens down
@ImNotGam
@ImNotGam Жыл бұрын
This is my favorite task of all time I think.
@Taolan8472
@Taolan8472 Жыл бұрын
5:15 Getting some hugh dennis vibes from Alex there. "Scissors, please."
@ZesPak
@ZesPak Ай бұрын
There was no rule about driving a stake through the ball though. That was my first thought "goal and ball must be in their spot".
@ChaosPromotions
@ChaosPromotions Жыл бұрын
Nice Tasks, Master
@jamessmithson-br7rm
@jamessmithson-br7rm 12 сағат бұрын
Alex scores more goals than England at the Euros
@belldandygoddesslov
@belldandygoddesslov 5 ай бұрын
I fucking love Guz so much. He was so hilarious on TM
@WazKoOL
@WazKoOL Жыл бұрын
You know this task is made for Rhod Gilbert, too bad he's not tasked with this.
@n7nobodycats
@n7nobodycats 8 күн бұрын
easiest way would be to take the ball and spike and go over the fence and just walk or run 10+ minutes away then while alex if he decides to go watch the ball, take the fence and its spot and take it across the street or pull it apart and stack it onto the spot into the garage or lock it into the bathroom in the tub. that way while it takes him 10 or so minutes to grab the ball and put it back in the yard. he has to put the fence back together and back in the yard. could even cut up the spot into parts and put different pieces in different rooms while also locked :)
@bluebillbo
@bluebillbo Жыл бұрын
Alan and Alex looked like a pair of adults reliving their childhood.
@thefub101
@thefub101 Жыл бұрын
He is a funny looking version of Kane
@PEACEOUTPAT
@PEACEOUTPAT Жыл бұрын
nothing quite like seeing a halloween episode at christmastime
@carriew5106
@carriew5106 Жыл бұрын
I am convinced Alan, Guz and Alex would have been happy playing that all day.
@Jake_1410
@Jake_1410 Жыл бұрын
Alex is a surprisingly ok footballer
@Nadodan
@Nadodan Жыл бұрын
Alex is doing this all in nice shoes, impressive man
@yafflehk
@yafflehk Жыл бұрын
The task said to stop ALEX from scoring a goal, technically Desiree scored a goal there, not Alex.
@dylanz4928
@dylanz4928 Жыл бұрын
Since Alex's shot was on target, the goal would be given to Alex if this occurred in a professional game.
@Roccondil
@Roccondil Жыл бұрын
When the ball goes off the keeper and into the goal, are they recorded as the scorer against themselves?
@beckiholmes9752
@beckiholmes9752 Жыл бұрын
@@Roccondil Only if the initial shot by the opposition player isn't on target. If the initial shot was on target but it was deflected into a different part of the goal by the goalie, the goal goes to the opposition player. If it was going to go out of play/not hit the target but a deflection drove it into the goal, that's an own goal.
@degrassi420
@degrassi420 Жыл бұрын
honestly i’m on victoria’s side when alex walked up to the ball i out loud said “no way he chips that in”
@wolfiegusgus
@wolfiegusgus Жыл бұрын
sad that none of the contestants thought to mess with the ball itself, I would have tried to cut it up or deflate it somehow
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