More bad maps! Enjoy! Or cringe. Or both.

I bless the rains down in South America

2:27 Denmark doesn't exist therefore that is a correct map.

The last one is actually pretty creative. And unlike the others, it’s not in a history textbook and misinforming people, it was clearly done for fun. Even if it does make my eyes bleed.

3:17 LMFAO I was so focused on North America’s mistakes I never noticed Africa replaced South America

4:45 the longer you look the worse it gets.

Oh how I love the continent of South Amafrica

That last map was dope though! Not bad at all, would work for some kind of alternate reality scenario

"Tis but a scratch." "A scratch? Your Ukraine's gone." "No it isn't." "Well what's that lake then?" "Tis just an ink smear."

So guys we did it, we liberated Elsass-lothringen

So it is true: Denmark is not a real country

That last one made me gag. You can't just jumpscare me with cartography gore like that.

“Nope / 10” I actually found that map so hilarious that I went back and screencapped it.

That last map is just cursed

Remember that time when Argentina seized Madagascar from the UK because it was historically part of Spanish La Plata and therefore by their logic it was rightfully Argentinian?

I need to get a copy of the final map.

4:45 At least they got Antarctica right.

2:27 But Denmark doesn't exist... *This comment is brought to you by ISP*

4:45 - Someone should make this in Age of Civilizations II.

That turkish map is actually looking like kaiserreich's map

Ahh the smell of of burning retinas, fills me with a certain ecstasy

"Denmark took a lesson from Atlantian history and just sank their entire country so they wouldn't get infected." Seems legit LOL Also 3:17-3:25 XD

4:45 This map is surprisingly very accurate! Australia is not there!

4:45 - Turn it sideways and looks like Australia became Mediterranean Ocean Pac Man and started eating Africa

Bad maps in my history class was the bane of my existence, and when the teacher continued to back up said map no matter what...

You forgot about Jutland, it's a mysterious place in the world, people say there is alien nation called "Denmark" or something. I think it's from Tolkien's fantasy.

As a geography genius, my geography part of my brain is shocked to see this.

2:38 yes its a turkish book and its used by goverment. very disapointing...

*That's how map-fia works*

4:45 huh so that's what the uk will look like after brexit

4:45 At least they didn't forget about Greenland :)

2:25 BELGIUM IS MY CITY

Pff. We all know Denmark doesn't exist. What's next? Wyoming is real?

As a fellow history nerd, I share the same pain. My WW1 history textbook shows Sweden owning Copenhagen and Bulgaria owning Istanbul.

3:38 it took me a stupid long time until I realized what was wrong

4:45 I've never wanted to throw up in my life so much. This is worse than bubonic plague.

These maps are so bad...not even Dora could find her way with these.

0:30 what the hell is that Florida

I love the Australian sea its so beautiful

2:45 i totaly remember this map from 3 years ago when i was in 8th grade. And i was so confused about the borders they are horrible

4:45 Fun for the whole family. Try to find Great Britain.

It's official. The mapping community caused 6.5 million USA people to become flat earthers

4:46 Now the caspian sea is an island! And then the carribean lakes are formed!

I am so happy to see ET having so much success. I subscribed to you when you were still making mute map videos and your subscriber count didn’t want to go up. Congrats man, what a journey!

TBH this needs to be a regular series

4:44 The more you look at it the worse it gets

The last channel I was expecting "So guys we did it, we reached a quarter of a million subscribers" from

Thanks for your content from Spain, man

That map gives a whole new meaning to South “Africa”

Been waiting for this one

Hey, I tweeted the first map to you a few weeks ago, so cool you put it in the video! I don't remember if I mentioned this in the tweet, but that map was from the 2007 AP World exam guide booklet.

4:45 why is Italy in North America, why is Japan in Europe, Why are Africa and South America so mixed, why is great Britain in the Indian ocean, why there is no Australia, why are the Philippines in North America. Etc.

So guys, we did it! We have _almost_ reached the quarter of a million subscribers

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?" "European or African Swallow?" "I don't know" *Dies instantly*

Lmaooo was that a freakin’ Pyrocinical home at the beginning? Anyways, this is probably my favorite series of yours. I’ve rewatched the first one a lot... seeing bad maps is almost addictive. It’s like a cringe compilation, or looking at a car crash when you should just keep driving. Lol. Keep it up Emp!

Finally you listened. Thank you for explaining.

4:45 *What the hell was that?*

That last map could be an alternative history scenario. By the way, if Japan is where the UK is normally, where is the UK now?

At 2:20 it shows the truth about Denmark. I knew it all long it not real.

Congrats on 250k!

2:27 the map shows the truth about Denmark

So guys, we did it

The last one night be our future.... When everything have been intersected with one another...... Or probably just some guy havin' fun messin' the map....

I really love these type of episodes, I'm pretty sure you can find more bad maps in reddit.

4:44 ...just why... *W H Y*

I think a video on good maps, or possibly "What makes a map good?" Showcasing mapmaking and cartography techniques used in various ages of mapmaking. Just an idea. Great video though!

Congratulations on almost-a-quarter-of-a-million-subscribers!

4:45 isn't that supposed to be an alternate history map with the Mediterranean in America, a sea in the shape of Australia in the Mediterranean etc as a for fun hypothetical?

That last one O_o

Love you tiger

my brain auto corrected the bird map until you pushed in on it, and then I audibly gasped in shock and horror

that last one gave me a heart attack. Also that opening joke has made you my favorite KZfaqr

Me: *Laughs to dumb maps* Me *Being a turk, sees **2:34**, the smile fades into a crying face*

2:16 - As a person from East Anglia, specifically Norfolk, the placement of the "chav-pool" of Great Yarmouth where Norwich is in reality (not even on the coast to boot) both horrifies and disgusts me. Sincerely, a mildly disgruntled East Anglian.

I love this type of videos :D

That one at the end is pure art. Trolling at it's finest.

My nightmares are back..

3:22, huh doesn't look that ba- *Sees South America* OH MY GOODNESS!

2:27 another mistake is the location of frankfurt and nuremburg, the cities are about 200 km away not 500-600km

I once saw this really weird map, it had some weird landmass below Indonesia, but that can't be right since they would just fall off

4:45 I love how Australia became the sea... made me laugh so much EDIT: omg and the caspian sea looool

So apparently you like Monty Python.

The map substituting Africa for South America is the best one!!! I've never seen it drawn like that anywhere XD

That last map activated my fight or flight response

Honestly didn't think a map could make me laugh, but that last one got me going for five minutes straight F'kin Australia Mate

I think we need another video. Make it a series or something.

What the... I have no words for that last map!

4:44 That was SUPER funny. Seriously, I burst into laughter when I saw it.

3:46 What do you mean? African or European Swallow? I.. I don’t know that! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

3:19 the first thing i notice is north america and... africa LOL

Omg that last map had me crackin up rofl!

4:45 Alaska: What's the problem, guys? Arabia: I don't know, mate Norway: Me neither, everything looks normal Korea: Then why everyone is saying than nothing is normal? Vietnam: I'd want to know it too *North Carolina speaks Jews* Arabia: TIME TO DECLARE WAR

But none of these maps answered the most important question: Does New Zealand exist?

4:30 It was probably a lazily-done school project.

That ancient world map and whatever tf that past map was were painful, but like the Hindenburg it was so horrifying I couldn't look away.

I feel like this could be a regular series.

2:34 Nice Greek map

Please make a video on the Malaysia-Indonesia confrontation of 1963. Please accept my request.

3:18 I feel so stupid, I literally had to wait until you pointed it out to notice this mistake

The more I look at that last map, the more my brain breaks.