"I'm not like other doctors. All other doctors go through years of medical school to legally obtain their licenses. I, on the other hand, have several allegations against me"

Jezus my girlfriend who goes to another school is more realistic than whatever this is

This dude looks like he's gonna call me a slur the moment I leave the office

"I really love my kids. So much in fact I prescribe them twice the opiates."

This guy really pulled out the royalty free sad music for when he was talking about his kids

Middle aged men pretending to be like “hip hop gangstaz baybee” is the biggest sign of a midlife crisis

"Nurse Raptitioner" would have been a better title for his show. Instant pickup.

I was so confused when that guy was like “oh so he’s straight.....like he’s not gay or anything he’s not gonna rape me or whatever”???? What??? I thought he was going the direction of oh he’s straight as in not a dodgy doctor who will over prescribe opiates lmfao

"Jeff Young isn't your ordinary doctor" Charlie: *"Mainly because he's not a doctor"*

"Charlie Chaplin's meth addict brother with ultimate paranoia", damn i never get tired of how descriptive charlie is 😂

The whole "gay rape" thing usually happens when a dude is very rapey himself and projects that onto other dudes, so then he's scared of any dude that's gay because he assumes all men are like himself.

“I’m so ready to hit the studio” *Pulls out iPad and opens GarageBand* haha

He’s basically the male version of “IM nOt liKe oTheR GirLs”

"I work hard, but I play harder." Yeah, I'm gonna say that is one the things you really don't want to hear from someone in the medical field.

“We got haters.” Rightfully so.

"I love my kids. It's one of those things that um-" [cut to him playing the PS4]

Fun fact: the beats on the track these guys were supposedly “producing” were loops from a free iPhone music app, and that is one of the stock free ones.

If the term “Mid-Life Crisis” was a person

That "rap" song is legit the worst thing I've ever heard.

The one guy Eminem is afraid to diss.

"Is he a doctor?" "No, he's nurse practitioners " "Is he a rocker or something?" "He making rap music, so.. no, i guess"

charlie, a man who needs no introduction

My question is why is everyone he sees in his clinic laying face down on the table. What kinda exams is the rockdoc doing? Is that why he had his boy say he's not gay? Is he known for his killer prostate exams?

‘oh so he’s straight, he isn’t some gay who is gonna rape me’ what in the heck i-

Rockdoc sounds like a 6 year old's dream they'd write down in a piece of paper and display it on their fridge as his "life goal."

"I um... I love my kids *cries*" that came out of nowhere

Holy shit, I thought that was Charlie making a joke with the “sad music”... then it sunk in that the music was actually in the real thing.... No self respecting editor puts that in without knowing the meme context, or perhaps they were making fun of the material.

"More interesting than watching a colonoscopy" idk Charlie, it was fairly interesting to see inside my own colon

He's under investigation for overprescribing opioids Maybe he is a doctor after all

I died when they talked about making a rap song and it cut to them recording percussions through an iPad.

This is what a midlife crisis looks like for people who were teenagers in the late 90s to early 2000s. Poor man's version of Crazy Town giving off some Butterfly vibes

That “beat” that they made is literally on garage band 🤣🤣

His rapping sounds like Goofy but with normal speech patterns

I like when middle aged men launch their rap careers by not listening to any rap made within the last 30 years.

Did anyone notice that the PlayStation controller was plugged in and glowing the same yellow that it glows when it's off and charging? 5:49

Dude should apply for a leading position at EA, they're always in need for old people that are completly out of touch.

Just in case nobody else has pointed this out but... The rap instrumentals they were using are prerecorded from GarageBand so they didn’t even make it.

God, that rap was like a store trying to stay in business just for a few more weeks.

"These songs ideas are actually from his haters" Oh boy, I can't wait for their song about overprescribing opioids, that'll be a banger!

I didn’t completely agree that it sounded like satire. However, when they started rapping, I changed my mind.

So the selling point of his show was that he's a doctor who's really into motorcycles and rock n' roll, so they call him the "Rockdoc" but he's actually a nurse practitioner, and in his pilot episode he decides to show us how he's got a band that's *not* getting into rock and instead trying to turn him into a Soundcloud rapper?

“I..uh...I love My kids...” wow. I felt that.😢

Even if you have a DNP, you still wouldn’t call yourself a “doc.” Some introduce themselves as “I’m Dr. Sample, I’m a nurse practitioner.” They don’t throw around the Dr. Title lightly, most states require you to to specify that you are a NP, and not a MD/DO

He's a Nurse Practitioner.. He raps.. "The Raptitioner™"

Fun fact: reality shows aren’t realistic The reply section is very toxic. Beware

i feel like his patients support his music to get a few extra pills in their monthly prescription

" Oh, so he's straight he's not gay weird" what a jerk

That rap segment is, no joke, the funniest shit I have ever seen in my fucking life. I've been losing it for the past ten minutes

Respect for this guy for choosing names like “Rockdoc” and “Uncle Doctor Jeff”. It lets you know that you shouldn’t be trusting him with anything medical related immediately.

Did you say drugs and nurse practitioners? What a fun time

This is Joe Exotic but instead of Tigers it’s actual people lmao.

5:33 Dude really just did the meme sad music like "They ask you how you are and you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine but you just can't get into it because they will never understand."

Doesn’t EVERYONE want to watch a show about an old guy with tattoos that loves rock and roll but tries to make bad rap and is a nurse practitioner but calls himself a doctor? Cuz that’s what I wanna watch...

Title: Horrible Reality Show But the description says: “this is the greatest reality show pilot of All Time.”

Everyone really gonna ignore how Charlie said “guy fieti”

Anyone notice that at 5:50 it shows him playing ps4 but the controllers pluged in and has the charging light on which it only dose when the contollers off.

This "Doctor" could have prevented covid, but he chose the biker life instead. smh

Wow, calls himself "Rock Doc" and first episode talks about how he's changing to being a rap artist. No wonder nobody picked this show up.

I’ve watched Charlie since I was 19 and fell in love with the “Real Series” now I’m 21 and I’m on quite a strict work schedule (I don’t have as much time for browsing KZfaq anymore) so I love that Charlie just keeps us up to date with everything going on on the internet! Love you man!!

"I wanna offend everybody" followed immediately by "this marks the end for the rock doc"

Eminen’s been real quiet since rockdoc showed up

You're like a window into the parts of the internet I can glimpse through without having to actually go there myself.

I love hearing this guy talk as much as I enjoy the darn videos. His tone and content, 100% hilarious.

I love how i always end up wheezing through his videos😂😂 i love this channel fr

To be honest, Charlie spits harder bars than “rock doc”

His rap sounded like every dad (that wants to prove his kids how cool he still is) would've melted together to one big abomination of a human being

The Powerpuff Girls intro recitation was an inspired choice

Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

He reminds me of old men who ask younger girls wearing rock band shirts "do you even know who that is? You aren't a true fan if you don't know all of Freddie Mercury's cats' names" in public to humiliate them

"Rock and roll, tattoos, titties, drugs, and nurse practitioners. These were the ingredients chosen to create-" *Accidentally hits a different Penguinz0 video* "Call of Duty."

Sup Charlie, going through some life shit bruvvvv. Thanks for uploading so damn much man. Shit really gets me going. I hope to one day look back at this video and find this comment and remember what I did to overcome this wild ass feeling I have. Love you bro. And all the fans I love you guys too. Y’all are funny as hell too I swear to god. Stay Mo1st ‘er one

“Meester doctor Jefe” 😂💀

Rockdoc sounds like some post apocalyptic sci-fi name for the village shaman who'd sell you medical supplies at the start of the game

I am not a woman and I also had to change my panties like 4 times in the first 2 minutes of this guy being on screen, Jesus Christ he's just so cool AND HE'S ALSO A NURSE PRACTITIONER TOO!?!? This is the perfect human being to ever set foot on this god forsaken world that doesn't even deserve him existing on it, a true miracle, the real savior of humanity. It's a good thing this didn't become a real reality or whatever it was gonna be, because it would expose this guy's perfect life to a lot of people, driving them to suicide, knowing how worse than him they are at everything. It's a good thing Charlie's fans are the real deal so that he can show him to us, because he knows we are powerful enough to witstand this beam of perfection being thrown at us, but he should be more careful while sharing the one and only with the world, what if a child somehow got this video in their recommended section? Truly a risky move by the moist man to share his existance, but a mandatory one as well, for we now know that this planet we've ruined still has a chance, you are too brave for this world Charlie.

Imagine being in jail and you get 15 minutes with the communal computer and the first thing you see is a video of Steve ayoki talking shit about you.

Would have loved to see this become an actual TV show so charlie could comment on it like with attaway general

Dude's got a pretty dope house though, no wonder he's being investigated.

that is the most intense mid life crisis I have ever seen in my life

1:15 was a great roast, especially when you did that motorcycle thang. Oh boy I started losing it 😂

"Guy Fieti" If that didn't kill his frosted tips, I don't know what will.

h o r r i b l e

I want a compilation of Charlie saying "Asscheeks" and "Scientist say it couldn't be done"!!!!

Haha Bro i love when you do the Worst TV or KZfaqrs!!💯💯😂😂😂 Please do more! Need an update on them!!👍👍

I have never witnessed a more compelling combination of words to start any video ever

Me: “mom can I listen to Led Zeppelin?” Mom: “we have Led Zeppelin at home” Led Zeppelin at home: 6:26

“Uncle doctor Jeff” definitely a man who prescribes lots of opioids

"We don't take them to dinner, we don't take them to lunch. I wrote this when I was hungry. I could go for some brunch."

A Florida man has broken into studio 9 and is recording himself rambling while chugging natural light

This man really has the same flow as the old man from “Jesus Christ is my n-a”

I feel like he really missed out on calling himself the “Rocktor”

When Charlie talked about Jeff hoping on his motorcycle and “Pfft Pfft Pfft”, I don’t know why my brain imagined that on repeat with a corny beat behind it. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Oh shit! I totally remember him being on the local news after his arrest. When the feds come knocking you stop rocking lol.

"dude's looking like charlie chaplins meth addict brother with ultimate paranoia"

He's like a girl on tinder trying to find something unique to put in their bio.

The paranoid Charlie Chaplin comment had me dying lol

As a nursing student from Tennessee I needed to see this today 😂 (took my neuromuscular assessment this morning)

He looks like his favorite band is five finger death punch

This show seems like what would happen when you and your coworkers/friends follow-up with that "Dude you should have your own reality show!" fantasy.

"I work hard but I play harder" *tooting down a rural residential road at 20mph with a helmet on*

8:19 12 year old me whenever I pose for a picture so I can look "Badass"