Me and my wife were attacked by a hoard of angry monkeys at Longleat Safari Park. It was supposed to be a birthday treat for her, BUT IT TURNED INTO A NIGHTMARE!!!
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@lemarioarrington368310 жыл бұрын
it took only 5 min to hate someone soo much..
@kimnaylor14293 жыл бұрын
YES I know 100% What you mean he's a 💩💩😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@cornishpapercraft2 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@nadinet77282 жыл бұрын
5 mins? Didn't even take 20 seconds.
@sugarpenny1010 жыл бұрын
Congratulations on duping us all. I am now encouraged to make a video entitled "My Near Death Flood Tsunami Hell!" showing me mopping the kitchen floor.
@ElvisLivesUpstairs4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@kimnaylor14293 жыл бұрын
🤣😅😂🤣😅😂😂😅😂🤣
@FengLong11 жыл бұрын
There's no way she's going to stay with you for the rest of her life...
@slickidrich490 Жыл бұрын
I thought that. What a bell end
@charlieochoa52229 жыл бұрын
the guy in this video is so annoying
@bobbuilder25303 жыл бұрын
Lol just what I was thinking 😂😂
@lolab16433 жыл бұрын
This video should be titled ‘The most irritating man on the Planet’. His wife deserves a medal for not knocking him out
@stemoza12 жыл бұрын
I really feel for this guy's wife
@goldenserenity23854 жыл бұрын
I bet this “man” wears really tight skinny jeans and has the desperate housewives box set on blu ray
@fairybits10 жыл бұрын
Thumbs down for a HORRIFIC LYING VIDEO TITLE.They were not attacking you.You were being over dramatic.Sheesh.
@melissabailey22516 жыл бұрын
Why would you go to longleat if you don't want animals on your car? 🤔 'spray the monkey with chemicals'.. What a dick head!!!
@billking640410 жыл бұрын
Your lady is stubborn, she won't listen to you, Sorry to say this, but your marriage wont last.
@babylips1999 жыл бұрын
Who are you to tell someone their own marriage won't last. You don't even know them smh. -.-
@theoppositeofirony7 жыл бұрын
Bill King good. the guy is an idiot.
@carologi11 жыл бұрын
I wholeheartedly agree!!!! It was a nightmare just listening to him, especially when he was begging his wife to turn on the rear wipers and she sensibly didn't want to. Someone put him out of his misery! He must have missed the reading the part about the hazards of driving in a wild animal park. He should just gone to a zoo instead.
@narnianarnia7426 жыл бұрын
Don't ask her to turn the wiper on while shes driving and hes on it, he could get hurt. You chose to go in the enclosure knowing what cud happen lol
@ForrestLove7055 жыл бұрын
Why did you even go in there? You would've been warned what would happen and you couldve changed direction.
@dezzyfreshh11 жыл бұрын
I don't understand: a) Why you decided to go to safari when you're terrified of animals? b) why you are terrified of animals? o.O Those monkeys are so cute :)
@sixfourallstar2310 жыл бұрын
Russel Brand and Katie Perry's last vacation together.
@danielquill4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad your wife didn't turn on the wiper - it could have hurt the monkey. You knew what you were getting into as there are signs - it wouldn't have be right to take that action.
@HJRail10 жыл бұрын
Wow man, I'm gonna be honest here... That was truly horrific. I feel your pain dude, those Monkeys were like Animals. I can't believe what that one did to your rear windscreen wiper, It's out of order, someone should have it shot... I hope your Renault is okay now man, that car looked so good... Prick.
@margaretsmyth84423 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Slemikopa2 жыл бұрын
Almost as if they’re primates and not human😞
@Dreamkeeper_2 жыл бұрын
They arent like animals.. they ARE animals lol
@ForrestLove7055 жыл бұрын
And you're freaking horrible about the animals! Turn on the wiper while he's holding it! Spray it with chemicals. And you don't stop winging!
@deadpanwalking9 жыл бұрын
OMG that was terrifying! And when that monkey put his bum on your rear windshield wiper and started trying to mouth human words? I nearly shit my pants!
@reddeadshots13 жыл бұрын
The woman not turning on the wipers and flinging the monkey off was the most annoying thing ever, just do it ffs
@kategarner59659 жыл бұрын
Yr wife was right. U were telling her to drive when there were monkeys on the road and telling her to turn the windowscreen wiper on when and innocent animal would have been hurt. They have been captured from their own country and transported to England and kept in Longleat so humans like you can go and stare at them. Yr car is a small price to pay. These nonhuman people have had no say in their lives.
@curiouscanuck5 жыл бұрын
This has to be the most frustrating video I've ever watched.
@elombard3912 жыл бұрын
"..Looks like a problem child..." Hysterical! Glad you had fun! Thanks for sharing...
@immadomenow11 жыл бұрын
The commentary on this is hilarious! Should be some memes made of it! lolol
@sunshinejividen28327 жыл бұрын
1:18 "Ohhhhhhhh, he's on the roof !! ".... Hopefully they didn't have a sunroof, lol.
@DreadEnder3 жыл бұрын
Just went there today one car had a blanket stolen and they did some monkey business on our car
@mrsimo71446 жыл бұрын
I'm so sorry for your loss of parts. I believe the monkeys have set up a parts shop to buy back spares for your car. There's a monkey abuse hotline number on Google.
@tangledalienminecraf11 жыл бұрын
Once we were driving there and a monkey took my day's car rim and he stupidly opened the window and took the rim back inside the car whilst a monkey was next to him lol
@Dreamkeeper_2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that couple who were in the car saying aww look at him isn't he cute then the monkey ends up being feral lol
@69southpole12 жыл бұрын
vicious?? are you kidding!? They seem pretty calm and just curious. They were biting it in a playful way and why would you drive when a monkey is on the car?
@CNSninja8 жыл бұрын
"Horrific attack." Lol. That's no a "horrific attack," that's just a grown man giving in to his ego, trying to demand an action that might gain him back some control in a situation where he has very little, and then having a neurotic semi-breakdown when the wife doesn't comply!
@user-vv9kt2uo2l3 ай бұрын
It takes this little to scared a grown up man and labeled it “horrific monkey attack”…you chosen to enter their enclosure!!!
@RendyRuban12 жыл бұрын
The monkey is adorable. Seems you're having fun mate!
@vorn2912 жыл бұрын
Wow. you were really in mortal danger from killer monkeys. We`re all greatful for you warning humanity of such imminant danger to us all. However, I don`t see monkeys mentioned in the Mayan prophesies warnings about window wiper removal
@D2228D Жыл бұрын
If you were that terrified about monkeys, why did you decide to drive your car into their habitat that doesn’t make sense
@3333alex11 жыл бұрын
Wow, I respect your wife. So annoying. What did you expect from wild animals?
@sime197711 жыл бұрын
The thing is you're under the thumb, I can tell- she told you not to put the wiper on and not to spray the bugga and you simply accepted it. Then again, that may've made them more angry, so I backtrack!
@golfminja9 жыл бұрын
You had to repeat yourself so many times. Reckon you need to get your wife's hearing tested!!
@runvsjp82872 жыл бұрын
OMG!! Like WTF!! When we entered this enclosure of the open plained zoo with animals roaming freely... Nobody said anything about monkeys coming close and sitting on the hood etc. Unbelievable! 😑
@yeehaw80802 жыл бұрын
what did you expect? monkeys are curious animals, this guys a total prick!
@sgnjamcitydevteam69132 жыл бұрын
A monkey hopped on our car and stole the cover to our left windscreen spray. Also, don’t move the windscreen wipers or spray at them cause they’ll lick the spray out of them
@charmelalane40225 жыл бұрын
Your not meant to drive that fast and you did get warned before entering the enclosure x
@montywormald70892 жыл бұрын
Anything gets damaged get girlfriend to pay as she is the driver lol
@MyWillowcat10 жыл бұрын
Jeez, could you have any more of a cow over the nothing? If you don't want monkey's on your car, then don't go or take a different car.
@gfyourself12 жыл бұрын
LOL.... "through our jeans and shit" you sir, are a genius. i don't care what jason says. the ultimate trolllloololol
@TheTRYALL12 жыл бұрын
wow that was horrific you so nearly had to replace a £5.00 windscreen wiper and with you driving a renault it would of been a write off
@lto9512 жыл бұрын
''This one looks like a problem child.'' hahahahhahahhaa
@Turtlebomb1111 жыл бұрын
Gets on windshield. *uses wiper* Whoops.
@masmahmood9 жыл бұрын
Just imagine if this guy watched the movie jaws... Lol
@luhvmay3 жыл бұрын
I actually went and now my dad has monkey scratches on his roof and prints of their hands on every window so. Don't go in there unless you can repair it
@3rdRuleofFightClub11 жыл бұрын
The most amazing thing about this video is that she married you...
@saxoncrow2500 Жыл бұрын
I wonder if the wife chucked him out in the lion enclosure
@odebuzzard12 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure Longleat Safari Park is the monkeys natural habitat. It's really nice, but i think they're from overseas somewhere....
@Omega9935 Жыл бұрын
That would have been so easy to chase away those small creatures.
@kaymorley17505 жыл бұрын
What a whimp this guy is 😂😂
@odebuzzard11 жыл бұрын
I guess you're right. i am pretty annoying. At least you don't have to put up with me all the time.... I do :(
@terrortorn12 жыл бұрын
Its amazing how many people put videos on KZfaq presumably hoping for a good reaction or genuinely wanting to be entertaining but it results in the public concluding that they are Twats.
@odebuzzard12 жыл бұрын
Nearly 50,000 views! thank you all so much for watching!! your comments are hilarious, honestly they crack me up. I'm not sure i'll do the lion enclosure on foot, i'm crazy but i'm not that crazy!
@yeehaw80802 жыл бұрын
crazy enough to beg your wife like a child to put wind wipers on? To squirt the money with chemicals? wtf.
@moonblue643910 жыл бұрын
cont.from bottom.-That one looked like he was kind of watching you guys thinking hmmmmm you are next.Looked like fun.Did they have other animals beside the buffalo and the red ass monkeys?Would love to go there one day,depending on where it is at though.U.S.?London?France?Asia?Love to all and thanks for the up-load of your video.
@UniversalBump11 жыл бұрын
The best thing about this video is the comments it has caused, I was in tears at DougWJ's comment from about two months ago.... Hilarious
@Samara.Weaving10 жыл бұрын
The girl is driving and the male is the passanger. I guess we know who wears the trousers in the house.
@freddybusa200611 жыл бұрын
Your wife is no fun....she should have turned on the windshield wiper...lol
@EternalLovngMelody12 жыл бұрын
They are SO cute!!!!!
@odebuzzard12 жыл бұрын
She hoovered it out the other day, but I was at work. I'm unsure of what she was wearing. I'll ask her.
@odebuzzard11 жыл бұрын
"why is she driving?" She's a nervous passenger, I'm a shit driver. It just works better if she drives.
@MrBullhawk12 жыл бұрын
Oh yes, a horrible attack indeed. How did u get out of that situation alive
@onse89823 жыл бұрын
Funny, the guy is so worried about his car, also he has a fucking Renault.
@frostyfurreddragon51323 жыл бұрын
I went to Longleat today.... aaand they did that to.
@odebuzzard3 жыл бұрын
They're a bunch of clowns. I blame the parents.
@Uncommonsensetoo11 жыл бұрын
What, are you really serious in this video? This is a "nightmare"??? Are you really that freaked out by animals? That's just hilarious. Just came from safari in Africa and loved it, and we had lions surrounding our car.
@falcodarkzz11 жыл бұрын
Went in with a negative attitude, got what you wanted really
@maauwieprrprr11 жыл бұрын
I only listend 5 min to the husband and he drived me crazy, imagine the wife has to listen to him the whole day ! Does he ever shut up.
@odebuzzard12 жыл бұрын
That's 4 words!! (Although I guess 2 of them aren't proper words) Thanks for watching!
@PlanetRockJesus11 жыл бұрын
The man's wife doesn't obey him. Why is she driving rather than him? Is he crippled?
@manawearblack Жыл бұрын
So when did you get divorced?
@sparkz5610 жыл бұрын
Come on, everyone knows that if you go into the Longleat monkey enclosure you have a high probability of getting you car damaged. You got of lightly though, I've seen much worse. Plus, your wife was right not to turn on the rear wiper. That could have hurt the monkey. And not so much "the attack" rather than monkeys just checking out your car.
@smitey861112 жыл бұрын
Can't blame the guy for not wanting the monkeys to damage his car, I was the same a few years back when we drove up in our previous car (an 05 scooby) and after taking one look at the monkey enclosure I decided to leave the car in the carpark and opt for the zoo bus.
@Nickman007z11 жыл бұрын
You seem very upset that you are there in the first place. why would you go and then complain?
@AllSaints55512 жыл бұрын
Hilarious - you should take over 'Wildlife on One'
@odebuzzard12 жыл бұрын
Sorry to hear that, Longleat is great, but the monkeys...... hope it doesn't cost too much!
@deebee8010 жыл бұрын
She won't listen him.hahaha
@emmalenesim108 жыл бұрын
The monkey didn't even pull it off what's he moaning about? We lost our washer jets to one but that's the chance you take.
@originaI10012 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for that woman you were driving with...God forbid you're her boyfriend.
@TheDWGThe10 жыл бұрын
Proper annoying lad. The short glimpse I got of your mrs though was the only worthwhile moment
@riverrain54165 жыл бұрын
So you go to see the moneys but you moan but then the whole time wtf
@saxdiva11 жыл бұрын
Weren't there any lions she could have fed you to?
@firstmotorhome80244 жыл бұрын
4:42 the Monkey is able to penetrate the glass and scratch the guy ? He sounds like he is being attacked ? Any would a anyone post this ? 😂😂😂
@MrBarlion11 жыл бұрын
That attack was s brutal!!! How did you manage to survive!?!?
@SuzeeBeeNewHaven11 жыл бұрын
Where was the horrific bit. ? I am so glad your wife said NO ! and the squirt them bit, with chemicals in it- were you serious? It was only a windsreen wiper! Monkeys do these things. I suppose you wont go again ?
@InvincibleNumanist10 жыл бұрын
they ripped the wingmirror off. thats pretty horrific. jesus these commenters should shut up. good video. I laughed my head off
@odebuzzard12 жыл бұрын
@jcg2466 WOW! thanks so much, I've never seen a nice comment on KZfaq before! If we ever make it over to the U.S.A. I'll make sure I let you know first. We're best friends now!
@MsLittlemissred9 жыл бұрын
Why go to somewhere like this if you don't like animals? Everyone knows if you go to Longleat, your going to get monkeyed!
@11sophiemarie12 жыл бұрын
Vicious attack?!! OMG what an annoying man. What exactly did he think they would do, have a pinic set up w/tea and crumpets waiting for his whineness. Stay home next time and play w/ your rattle.
@odebuzzard12 жыл бұрын
It's too late!! sorry, we already have a child. (see my other video of him laughing!) Do you think we should give him away? would that end the cycle? or is it properly bred into him already, you know, through our jeans and shit?
@Taylorhoodyhood11 жыл бұрын
What do you do if they break your car do the owners give you money or something?!
@sam7765 Жыл бұрын
Everyone seems to not like this guy. I think he's fuckin hilarious
@kerensabirch521410 жыл бұрын
Where was the attack? All I saw was a couple of baboons climbing on the car, as they always do in these places. Shame about the constant panicky whining of the guy. She should've pushed him out of the car.. Now that would've been fun viewing!
@BufirdMauhaney12 жыл бұрын
That woman needs to be more obedient to her man.
@odebuzzard12 жыл бұрын
Your comment is spot on! unfortunately our car is really shit, but it's also the only one we can afford! :(