it took only 5 min to hate someone soo much..

Congratulations on duping us all. I am now encouraged to make a video entitled "My Near Death Flood Tsunami Hell!" showing me mopping the kitchen floor.

There's no way she's going to stay with you for the rest of her life...

the guy in this video is so annoying

This video should be titled ‘The most irritating man on the Planet’. His wife deserves a medal for not knocking him out

I really feel for this guy's wife

I bet this “man” wears really tight skinny jeans and has the desperate housewives box set on blu ray

Thumbs down for a HORRIFIC LYING VIDEO TITLE.They were not attacking you.You were being over dramatic.Sheesh.

Your lady is stubborn, she won't listen to you, Sorry to say this, but your marriage wont last.

I wholeheartedly agree!!!! It was a nightmare just listening to him, especially when he was begging his wife to turn on the rear wipers and she sensibly didn't want to. Someone put him out of his misery! He must have missed the reading the part about the hazards of driving in a wild animal park. He should just gone to a zoo instead.

Don't ask her to turn the wiper on while shes driving and hes on it, he could get hurt. You chose to go in the enclosure knowing what cud happen lol

Why did you even go in there? You would've been warned what would happen and you couldve changed direction.

I don't understand: a) Why you decided to go to safari when you're terrified of animals? b) why you are terrified of animals? o.O Those monkeys are so cute :)

Russel Brand and Katie Perry's last vacation together.

I'm glad your wife didn't turn on the wiper - it could have hurt the monkey. You knew what you were getting into as there are signs - it wouldn't have be right to take that action.

Wow man, I'm gonna be honest here... That was truly horrific. I feel your pain dude, those Monkeys were like Animals. I can't believe what that one did to your rear windscreen wiper, It's out of order, someone should have it shot... I hope your Renault is okay now man, that car looked so good... Prick.

And you're freaking horrible about the animals! Turn on the wiper while he's holding it! Spray it with chemicals. And you don't stop winging!

OMG that was terrifying! And when that monkey put his bum on your rear windshield wiper and started trying to mouth human words? I nearly shit my pants!

The woman not turning on the wipers and flinging the monkey off was the most annoying thing ever, just do it ffs

Yr wife was right. U were telling her to drive when there were monkeys on the road and telling her to turn the windowscreen wiper on when and innocent animal would have been hurt. They have been captured from their own country and transported to England and kept in Longleat so humans like you can go and stare at them. Yr car is a small price to pay. These nonhuman people have had no say in their lives.

This has to be the most frustrating video I've ever watched.

"..Looks like a problem child..." Hysterical! Glad you had fun! Thanks for sharing...

The commentary on this is hilarious! Should be some memes made of it! lolol

1:18 "Ohhhhhhhh, he's on the roof !! ".... Hopefully they didn't have a sunroof, lol.

Just went there today one car had a blanket stolen and they did some monkey business on our car

I'm so sorry for your loss of parts. I believe the monkeys have set up a parts shop to buy back spares for your car. There's a monkey abuse hotline number on Google.

Once we were driving there and a monkey took my day's car rim and he stupidly opened the window and took the rim back inside the car whilst a monkey was next to him lol

Reminds me of that couple who were in the car saying aww look at him isn't he cute then the monkey ends up being feral lol

vicious?? are you kidding!? They seem pretty calm and just curious. They were biting it in a playful way and why would you drive when a monkey is on the car?

"Horrific attack." Lol. That's no a "horrific attack," that's just a grown man giving in to his ego, trying to demand an action that might gain him back some control in a situation where he has very little, and then having a neurotic semi-breakdown when the wife doesn't comply!

It takes this little to scared a grown up man and labeled it “horrific monkey attack”…you chosen to enter their enclosure!!!

The monkey is adorable. Seems you're having fun mate!

Wow. you were really in mortal danger from killer monkeys. We`re all greatful for you warning humanity of such imminant danger to us all. However, I don`t see monkeys mentioned in the Mayan prophesies warnings about window wiper removal

If you were that terrified about monkeys, why did you decide to drive your car into their habitat that doesn’t make sense

Wow, I respect your wife. So annoying. What did you expect from wild animals?

The thing is you're under the thumb, I can tell- she told you not to put the wiper on and not to spray the bugga and you simply accepted it. Then again, that may've made them more angry, so I backtrack!

You had to repeat yourself so many times. Reckon you need to get your wife's hearing tested!!

OMG!! Like WTF!! When we entered this enclosure of the open plained zoo with animals roaming freely... Nobody said anything about monkeys coming close and sitting on the hood etc. Unbelievable! 😑

A monkey hopped on our car and stole the cover to our left windscreen spray. Also, don’t move the windscreen wipers or spray at them cause they’ll lick the spray out of them

Your not meant to drive that fast and you did get warned before entering the enclosure x

Anything gets damaged get girlfriend to pay as she is the driver lol

Jeez, could you have any more of a cow over the nothing? If you don't want monkey's on your car, then don't go or take a different car.

LOL.... "through our jeans and shit" you sir, are a genius. i don't care what jason says. the ultimate trolllloololol

wow that was horrific you so nearly had to replace a £5.00 windscreen wiper and with you driving a renault it would of been a write off

''This one looks like a problem child.'' hahahahhahahhaa

Gets on windshield. *uses wiper* Whoops.

Just imagine if this guy watched the movie jaws... Lol

I actually went and now my dad has monkey scratches on his roof and prints of their hands on every window so. Don't go in there unless you can repair it

The most amazing thing about this video is that she married you...

I wonder if the wife chucked him out in the lion enclosure

I'm not sure Longleat Safari Park is the monkeys natural habitat. It's really nice, but i think they're from overseas somewhere....

That would have been so easy to chase away those small creatures.

What a whimp this guy is 😂😂

I guess you're right. i am pretty annoying. At least you don't have to put up with me all the time.... I do :(

Its amazing how many people put videos on KZfaq presumably hoping for a good reaction or genuinely wanting to be entertaining but it results in the public concluding that they are Twats.

Nearly 50,000 views! thank you all so much for watching!! your comments are hilarious, honestly they crack me up. I'm not sure i'll do the lion enclosure on foot, i'm crazy but i'm not that crazy!

cont.from bottom.-That one looked like he was kind of watching you guys thinking hmmmmm you are next.Looked like fun.Did they have other animals beside the buffalo and the red ass monkeys?Would love to go there one day,depending on where it is at though.U.S.?London?France?Asia?Love to all and thanks for the up-load of your video.

The best thing about this video is the comments it has caused, I was in tears at DougWJ's comment from about two months ago.... Hilarious

The girl is driving and the male is the passanger. I guess we know who wears the trousers in the house.

Your wife is no fun....she should have turned on the windshield wiper...lol

They are SO cute!!!!!

She hoovered it out the other day, but I was at work. I'm unsure of what she was wearing. I'll ask her.

"why is she driving?" She's a nervous passenger, I'm a shit driver. It just works better if she drives.

Oh yes, a horrible attack indeed. How did u get out of that situation alive

Funny, the guy is so worried about his car, also he has a fucking Renault.

I went to Longleat today.... aaand they did that to.

What, are you really serious in this video? This is a "nightmare"??? Are you really that freaked out by animals? That's just hilarious. Just came from safari in Africa and loved it, and we had lions surrounding our car.

Went in with a negative attitude, got what you wanted really

I only listend 5 min to the husband and he drived me crazy, imagine the wife has to listen to him the whole day ! Does he ever shut up.

That's 4 words!! (Although I guess 2 of them aren't proper words) Thanks for watching!

The man's wife doesn't obey him. Why is she driving rather than him? Is he crippled?

So when did you get divorced?

Come on, everyone knows that if you go into the Longleat monkey enclosure you have a high probability of getting you car damaged. You got of lightly though, I've seen much worse. Plus, your wife was right not to turn on the rear wiper. That could have hurt the monkey. And not so much "the attack" rather than monkeys just checking out your car.

Can't blame the guy for not wanting the monkeys to damage his car, I was the same a few years back when we drove up in our previous car (an 05 scooby) and after taking one look at the monkey enclosure I decided to leave the car in the carpark and opt for the zoo bus.

You seem very upset that you are there in the first place. why would you go and then complain?

Hilarious - you should take over 'Wildlife on One'

Sorry to hear that, Longleat is great, but the monkeys...... hope it doesn't cost too much!

She won't listen him.hahaha

The monkey didn't even pull it off what's he moaning about? We lost our washer jets to one but that's the chance you take.

I feel sorry for that woman you were driving with...God forbid you're her boyfriend.

Proper annoying lad. The short glimpse I got of your mrs though was the only worthwhile moment

So you go to see the moneys but you moan but then the whole time wtf

Weren't there any lions she could have fed you to?

4:42 the Monkey is able to penetrate the glass and scratch the guy ? He sounds like he is being attacked ? Any would a anyone post this ? 😂😂😂

That attack was s brutal!!! How did you manage to survive!?!?

Where was the horrific bit. ? I am so glad your wife said NO ! and the squirt them bit, with chemicals in it- were you serious? It was only a windsreen wiper! Monkeys do these things. I suppose you wont go again ?

they ripped the wingmirror off. thats pretty horrific. jesus these commenters should shut up. good video. I laughed my head off

@jcg2466 WOW! thanks so much, I've never seen a nice comment on KZfaq before! If we ever make it over to the U.S.A. I'll make sure I let you know first. We're best friends now!

Why go to somewhere like this if you don't like animals? Everyone knows if you go to Longleat, your going to get monkeyed!

Vicious attack?!! OMG what an annoying man. What exactly did he think they would do, have a pinic set up w/tea and crumpets waiting for his whineness. Stay home next time and play w/ your rattle.

It's too late!! sorry, we already have a child. (see my other video of him laughing!) Do you think we should give him away? would that end the cycle? or is it properly bred into him already, you know, through our jeans and shit?

What do you do if they break your car do the owners give you money or something?!

Everyone seems to not like this guy. I think he's fuckin hilarious

Where was the attack? All I saw was a couple of baboons climbing on the car, as they always do in these places. Shame about the constant panicky whining of the guy. She should've pushed him out of the car.. Now that would've been fun viewing!

That woman needs to be more obedient to her man.

Your comment is spot on! unfortunately our car is really shit, but it's also the only one we can afford! :(

Divorce that disobedient boring woman.

Don't hate the animals

she needs to listen better or find a new girl

Horrific is not the word that I would choose