Um, actually, it's Kaiju's Monster. Dr. Kaiju was his creator.

Maniac cop needs a remake from a black director and screenwriter such as Jordan Peele

Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne, comments for the algorithm!

My favorite remake was when they remade Thought Slime as Scaredy Cats.

Bobby Duke playing jazz is the twist I didn't know I needed.

Your remake of "The Stuff" sounds a lot like like Sorry to Bother You, I'd love to see it!

My favorite horror remake was when they made the awful Gimlet media podcast "Scaredy Cats" into a really cool KZfaq channel with a way better host. Releasing the remake several months beforehand was a real stroke of genius.

"imagine if social media was ghosts" is just the plot of Unfriended

I wish they'd remake the Shinning, don't care how it looks as long as the whole time they're filming Shelly Duval has an all paid vacation and Pina coladas daily

One of the kids in monster Squad junior is trans, and she almost feels bad for the monsters and relates to Twilight vampire due to feeling monstrous herself. She has a crush on Generic Cute Guy, but Twilight vampire is jealous, because he feels that she's one of the very few humans that understands and trusts him.

"Oh thanks matty I contain multitudes" is such a baller line it caught me so off guard

Wolfman dying just means we need an undead Zombie-Wolfman(tm) that procreates by infection and may only be defeated by a silver bullet to the head!

you put out a video every week and yet somehow every tuseday I'm like "oh a Scaredy Cats video I haven't seen yet"

You know what? Do a "Dracula's daughter" re-interpretation. The original movie draws pretty explicit parallels between Countess Maria's vampirism and her implied lesbianism. I feel like a new movie that could explore that even further would be fascinating. Have it be an atmospheric, misty period piece. Possibly, try to explore lesbian's experiences of comp-het by having Countess Maria try exceptionally hard not only to conceal her vampirism and control her "urges" but deny their existence and attempt to live a normal life. Who knows! The possibilities are endless. The lesbian vampire isn't even new- I'll order my copy of "Carmilla" any day now- but I feel like the character of Countess Maria is really interesting. She's just a little bundle of shame :'(

"Oh sweet, he's mentioned The Stuff! I love that movie... ... ... Oh..."

Manos: The Hands of Fate could actually make a decent movie in the hands of a competent crew and cast

When will Covid finally end, so I can go to my favourite Jazz musician Bobby Duke's live concerts

I will pay money for a spin-off series about Bobby Duke's crazy misadventures.

I want to watch every single one of these hypothetical films and I'm angry that they don't yet exist

Holy shit. That take on a remake of The Stuff was f***ing amazing.

Am I the only one who looks forward Bobby Dook as much as the video itself? Bobby Dook is my favorite horror movie character remake.

For engagements sake I will say I really liked watching the 13 Ghosts remake and it has a special place in my heart because I watched it when I was like 9 and the idea of the spooky glass house with lots of ghosts that are all creepy in their own way is just exactly the right blend of stupid and scary

Little shop of horror is one of my favorite remakes. I think we need more remakes that turn movies into musicals. We have a lot of stage show musical versions of popular horror movies, but horror movie musicals are just so charming. The fly and the thing I think make a good double feature

The plot that Matt puts forward for his remake of 'The Stuff' sounds actually terrifying. The kind of film that would leave me horrified for weeks afterward.

Movie studios should hire you to be like Cartman that time he pretended to be a robot and they got him to pitch movie ideas all day, but instead of them all being about Adam Sandler you could just be like “Hey, what if we re-did this movie but, you know, made it good?” 😂

Favorite Horror Movie Remake List for Entergagement: • The Thing • The Fly • Little Shop of Horrors • 13 Ghosts (Don’t @ Me) • It Ch. 1 • Evil Dead/Evil Dead 2 • Bram Stoker’s Dracula

The remake of The Hills Have Eyes was great in my opinion. Not an Oscar contender but it’s bloody and suspenseful and well done. The Wrong Turn “remake” was actually good. They take a totally different direction with it. I was surprised at how much I liked it

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regarding horror movie remakes, i can't wait to see what peele does of candyman, i'm very hyped. also bobby duke keeps being a delight every week

I would 100% be a good little consumer and pay good money for any of these movies you described. Now I desperately want to create a movie studio called "Movies for Matt"

I'm so happy for Bobby Duke to be able to work and develop musician skills after so much trauma. What an example to us all. (is the engagement god sated?)

You boiled down my feelings on the actual movie The Stuff so freaking well. It's a great concept and a terrible movie that's more fun to think about than actually watch.

Your Monster Squad pitch almost sounds like it would be as a good video game as a movie

Leigh Whannell's The Invisible Man was a really good remake/reimagining that comes to mind. Bit more suspense than strictly horror but definitely has a lot of horror elements and is really well done in my opinion.

The twist you recommend for a remake of the Stuff sounds a lot like the Immortal Hulk (the bit about Dario Agger). Combined with that short film about Yoghurt.

i did not know about The Monster Squad and it sounds lovely, will be watching that. Thank you for your jazz Mr. Dook also thanks scaredy matt for the video i guess

Unfortunately I don't have any opinions on horror movies because I'm too skiddish to actually watch horror movies but I do love watching review and discussion videos on them so I'm leaving a comment to provide engagement to this nice channel

The Woodman's kids is adopted and a bigfoot hunter, because they think bigfoot is a relative of their parents and wants to be made into a werewolf like them.

When Scaredy Matt wants to feel fancy he likes to be called Frightened Matthew.

I felt like 'The Stuff' was an allegory for cocaine - its70s/ 80s white turns ppl into monsters. I'd tots watch the stink mat version. Good remake =78s Invasion of the Body Snatchers

Wanted to make a metaphor about the world being an ongoing topical horror remake, but I don't know enough horror to make a clever film reference.

I’d like to see a reboot of The Babadook (2014) where the main character is an aging jazz musician who missed his big break and decides to drink himself to oblivion and then die behind the wheel. the catch is he wakes up as a Babadook and must somehow piece his life back together while suppressing his urge for carnage. call it “Duke-on Blues”

i really enjoy the fact that evil dead 2 just tells the firsts story again but just in like 2 mins, i just think its neat.

Was anyone else totally blown away by Matt's absolute genius on remake idea of The Stuff? Who do we send this video to in order to make this happen?

Sometimes with jazz it's about the notes you don't play, loved those ones Bobby.

I am very into "what if social media was ghosts" because honestly, that would make more sense than what we currently have.

Can you please start pitching these ideas to whatever studio will listen, or at least start making story boards so there can be some sort of low budget collaboration among youtubers to make these happen.

Holy Hell, I need your sequel of Monster Squad in my life.

Bobby being an accomplishhed jazz musician brought me more joy than anything else ive experienced in the last five years

I have elected to share nothing from my horror remake wish list. Take that, Scaredy Matt!

I like the idea of a The Stuff remake. But, I also kind of think it'd be the kind of film I couldn't stomach.

Very entergaging, thank you Matt Cat

I was wondering if the trauma to Wolfman's nards would be addressed.

I love Little Shop of Horrors and that they made an American Psycho musical. The Stuff would be a really cool remake and would be relevant. I would love to see some of the Archie horror comics (like Vampironica) made into campy shows the same way the Riverdale writing is completely bonkers.

I would like to see a Dracula film done properly. In my opinion there hasn't been a Dracula film that really captures the horror of the novel. I would like something realistic and dark that takes the story seriously, imagine the tone and look of THE VVitch but the story of Dracula, that's what I want.

Good remake: "Mother!" (the Aronofsky film) was a remake of "The Begotten" only with a narrative that was easy to follow and understand and it was pretty good.

These are genuinely all incredible concepts! You're very imaginative and I really hope we get to see some of your creativity on the screen someday. I love the Political commentary for "The Stuff", it feels very layered and relevant. I really like the social (media) commentary for "Pulse", and I especially liked the idea of beginning the hauntings small-scale and personal, then ramping up to full blown Social horror (You could even begin the film focused on a family whose dead relatives account becomes active again and move on from there). And the Monster Squad film just sounds like amazing fun! Great video as always Scardey-Matt!

I'm excited for the Candyman remake/sequel/whatever it is, whenever it finally comes out. It looks like an exciting combination of actors/director/writers I've enjoyed elsewhere, and even though the original is pretty well known among horror fans, I don't think it's well known enough for the studio to think interesting stuff in risky the way they might for like, Halloween. I mean, Nia DaCosta's good enough that I enjoyed Little Woods, even though it's outside the kind of stuff I usually enjoy, was waaayyy too depressing to watch in late March 2020, and I was initially only there for Tessa Thompson, so I have high hopes. Monster Squad Jr sounds rad, but also when you started talking about the original monsters also having kids I was stricken with visions of it being taken in the same direction as Disney's Descendants movies... which I guess is just already Monster High. oof there's a lotta "classic characters but they have kids now" media...

I had the same experience with The Stuff. There’s potential for a sharp, funny movie in there somewhere, but the execution left me cold. I’d love to see it done well.

I've been convinced Matt would be a great writer/director. And apparently GarageBand jazz musician as well.

I couldn't get through Monster Squad. The kids were just so comfortable dropping the f-slur. It made me way too uncomfortable, especially as I was bullied relentlessly with that particular word in junior high. Also, seeing you put pronouns up for both you and Bobby Duke warms my heart.

important question for bobby duke: is is "the like and subscribe blues" or "the _lycan_ subscribe blues"?

I would watch the hell out of a remake of THEM! The way the kid screams when she smells the ant pheromone is chilling.

I LOVE The Monster Squad! I've probably seen it a hundred times. There's a little non-profit theatre downtown that takes requests. This was one of mine and it sold so many tickets the first time that they now play it every Halloween. It's cool seeing all of the fans who grew up with The Monster Squad bringing their kids to see it now. Ahhh, nostalgia!

Hey these remakes sound eerily familiar-- On that note, while it's be a hell of a challenge to top Carpenter, I'd love a They Live! remake with the Scardey Cats treatment. It wouldn't even be that hard! The original does half the work for you.

My favourite horror movie is *this comment is for the purpose of increasing engagement*

Bobby Duke rocking the Casio style blues sax. love it. Maybe it's because I got to see it at a horror convention with a rather insane crowd, but the remake of Maniac was pretty freaking awesome.

I am literally engaged right now. I am engaged a.f. I am seriously just engaged af for the algorythfim

Have you seen the folks at the Weekly Planet mentioning/recommending you?

‘Monster Squad - They’re back and they’re upping the Stakes!’ - because their fighting draculas’ and things......

I was a kid when The Stuff was released and the TV commercials for it and for Motel Hell freaked me the hell out...and then I saw them on cable (still too young but it was the 80's...) and, yeah, kudos to whoever did the commercials because they made those movies look way scarier then they were.

The "Remake" of the house on the hill, the "The Haunting of Hill House" series on the netflix was a fantastic reimagination of the original story.

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Pretty good horror remakes also include: The Crazies, The Last House on the Left, Let Me In, Dark Water.

Mildo, (I'm sorry, but I will never not smile at Bobby Duke.) you need to write horror movies. I would watch and enjoy all of those remakes. Those ideas are so well crafted and interesting takes on existing stories.

See, now I'm just angry that those movies you just described don't exist and I can't watch them. Especially The Stuff one.

There are movies that are remakes that I like. For the sake of engagement I am making this comment. I am engaged.

I expected a list of *existing* remakes and I'm overwhelmingly delighted to discover this is your own ideas. I can't express how much I wish such movies were funded and made rather than the usual moneymaking crap. One can dream.

I knew that Bobby Dook was a virtuoso, but making cymbal sounds come out of a saxophone??? I mean, WOW!!!!

My friend and I were just talking about how Lovecraft Country needs a spin-off anthology series. The show was at its best when it was telling stand-alone stories, like Hippolyta's journey or the Kumiho's tale. I would subscribe to a new streaming service just to see a whole series of such stories.

I kinda liked the Poltergeist remake but mainly for the memory of taking my daughter to the movies for the first time after escaping from an abusive ex. So probably not as good as I remember but still holds a special place in my heart.

Dammit Matt. I want all of these movies to be a thing. Also, I just wanted to say that Bobby Duke is absolutely awesome.

"but this time it's because of ghosts, instead of the normal reasons" lmao

There is a free streaming service called Hoopla that is run by the local libraries across Canada and the midwestern US, and a lot like normal libraries, they get access to some of the weirdest, most niche stuff possible. I ran across a horror movie on there named The Axiom. It's just about a generic shadow demon in the woods, nothing special, but I now want a math-themed horror movie. The concept of "a universal truth that is accepted by everyone and cannot be questioned" turning against you sounds kinda scary, when you separate it from its roots enough. Let's have edutainment for adults!

Invasion of the Body Snatchers. I'd like it if they finally let Richard Stanley do his psychotic remake of the Island of Dr Moreau.

The Stuff remake sounds like Sorry to Bother You in so many ways. But that's okay because Sorry to Bother You is awesome and this The Stuff remake sounds like a good plan as well. ETA: Entergagement!

I'm on the fence about The Stuff because I love the original. It's so random with just a dash of body horror. You're right it could be written better. I think it's just one of those films that would have a special place in my heart because of how very of its time it is.

Your remake idea for the Stuff is awesome. If it ever gets remade, that's exactly the way I hope they go with it. Thanks for that!

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Bobby Duke's Jazz solo is the best thing I've heard all day, keeps bringing a smile. Here's my Monster Squad story. I watched and loved monster squad as a kid, and decided to watch it again. My husband had never seen or heard of it, and asked me how scary it was! :-) That was a lovely introduction to get to make!

What I got from this is that horror movies would be better if they went as hard as Sorry To Bother You

Release the Scaredy Matt cut of all of these movies, they sound like so much fun! Get Bobby Duke on the horn, asap!

-One of my favorite remakes: Thir13en Ghosts! It's not a good movie but by GOD it's a fun one, I can watch it over and over again. Definitely does a lot different from the original, and I think it's helped by the fact that the original wasn't particularly good either. It also had some amazing practical effects, which I always adore, and Matthew Lillard chewing the entire scenery, which I always adore. -I feel like The Rats Are Coming! There Werewolves Are Here! could make for a really fun and spooky remake! Not only because the original has some elements that, uh, did not age great. Not only because it has some real potential for being either updated to more modern times or being a period piece but either way actually leaning into being a slow burn family drama horror movie with also supernatural horror, where the original had really really bad pacing that kept it from being that. Those are two big reasons I think a remake would work super well. Werewolves could also stand to have a good actually scary comeback. But also, like... That movie has such a great title. SUCH a great title. I kinda just want that title to be used again for something, it's amazing. -As a minor aside... Listening to you talk about the current state of the internet and your concept of a remake of Pulse, I think you might really enjoy the horror anime Kowabon? It's super short, having only 13 episodes and with each episode only being 3 minutes long. The whole thing is rotoscoped, which adds to the creepiness. It's about, basically, a nationwide/worldwide haunting where the ghost acts through cameras and against people who are on camera/looking through cameras, and since society is just full of cameras and constant surveillance, it quickly gets out of hand. There are some neat twists and some neat messages too; most of the episodes are standalone and the ones about the social media influencer/Instagram model, the guy in his apartment (which uses a video camera so he can see who's shown up to visit his apartment + also he regularly Skypes his parents), and the girl going to visit a friend and keeping in touch via video call on her journey are probably my favorites. This does have more active ghosts wrt them coming into real life and attacking, but it's still a Good Time imo.

'I really liked the Fright Night remake, for David Tennant alone already', I type as an offering to the Algorithm.

Here for the engagement: Remake the Notebook and the dangerous of psychological and emotional abuse to get someone to be with you

A maniac cop remake where the titular character was murdered by his coworkers before he could expose their history of abuse and corruption and he comes back to kill the whole precinct Or something idk man im high

something about "i contain multitudes" in that voice by that character had me in tears

I'm probably solo with in this with a controversial one but I actually really enjoyed child's play and that they took it in a different direction (especially because the original is continuing d2dvd and tv). My favorites evil dead, it, dawn of the dead, the hills have eyes and the ones you named.

your idea for The Stuff sounds so goddamn cool