Horse Factory and the Lizalfos Curse is my favorite Harry Potter book

Meanwhile, Zelda is holding back Ganon.

"Naturally, my desire for more and more horses knew no limits" naturally

I usually don't like it when people only do text commentary, but the way you presented it in the games text box style and even with the sound effect for the text transition made it really special and entertaining!

0:28 *freeze frame * *record scratch * "So, you're probably wondering how i got into this situation "

In some parts of Faron region, there are Bokoblins riding *bears*. Do you think... maybe...?

Somewhat related: once while I was playing BotW, I saw a lizalfos t-posing instead of being in his normal "camoflauge" position. I don't know why it happened, but it was amazing.

Now we know the secret true power of Majora's Mask! Pulling down moons was nothing compared to this.

I absolutely lost it at the "YO WHAT THE FU-" i love this guy 10/10

I laughed at the horse god part "YO WHAT THE FU-" Link: *visible shock*

Ok I will just leave my incomplete theory here about the lizalfos curse. I have a background in programming games, but the theory could be completely wrong obviously, since I know nothing about the code for Zelda and you never know what other programmers cook up in their source code. A few basics to build off of: Each object has a Transform in most Engines. This just stores the position, the scale and the rotation in the world. This transform can be relative to a parent Object. In this case, the child Object will always keep its set distance to the parent, moving with the parent effectively. Many things in games, which appear a lot of times (like enemies in Zelda) are being Object pooled. This means that when you dont need an enemy anymore, since it was killed, you dont destroy it, which means the memory is free again, but naturally, you can never use this enemy again. Creating AND destroying enemies is quite expensive on performance. So instead you just disable the enemy for now, reset it and re-enable it, when you need another one. You can think of this stack of enemies ready to go as a sheet of paper. You just take the top of everytime you need one and weirdly put any paper youre done with at the bottom of the stack. So with those basics set, let me try to explain what I think happens or could be at least part of the glitch. When you push off the lizalfos, their body and physics collider are pushed off to where you see its body ending up. But the root of their objects actually stays at the original position! The physics for the object then tries to trigger all kinds of things, since theyre literally flying right now, but the root says its all ok, we still hangin in there. This could cause the weird stuttering. Then when they despawn, They are being reset and prepared for reuse. But when you reset the position on the root object, the relative offset of the child object will remain as I explained earlier. So basically the game thinks the lizalfo is in lets say (0/0/0) for x, y, z. That is true, but the actual mesh (what you see of the enemy) and the collider are in a different position, which looks weird. Now those "cursed" lizalfos are being object pooled and put back into the stack of paper sheets. Everythings fine, until they are reused again (which would explain the delay of despawning and the glitch kicking in). The mesh and animations are exchanged, some attributes tweaked (sometimes there is less difference between different enemies than you think there is) and the new enemy is born. But the offset of the child object, which displays the enemy is still at an offset! This can mean position wise, but also the rotation, as seen in some cases. Now shits about to hit the fan and I am even more unsure of the following than I was of the bit above. We observed that the player was effected too. He is not born from object pooling?! At least not in our case, since he never despawned. This could have many crazy reasons, but what I thought is the following: So each character (enemies, npcs and the player all alike) have to be able to walk on a wide variety of surfaces. You calculate the "up"-vector for that, since you wanna align the upright position of the character with the grounds "up"-vector, which can be at an angle. Now maybe, the game kind of stores a global current "up"-vector that everyone on the screen uses then. Everyone can have his own "up"-vector still, but whats globally up is sort of agreed on. Now when everyones child objects are fine, everyone tells the game a reasonable "up"-vector and everyones happy. But when some enemies just tell the game the most abnormal "up"-vectors (since their transform is so cursed), the game tries to account for those wrong values and makes everyone on the screen tilt. Physics is not prepared for that obviously, which shuttering usw can be observed. So maybe there is some truth to my theory. I am sure that there are at least parts of it, which are completely wrong, but I had fun thinking about the glitch, since finding those bugs is a part of a programmers work in most cases. I hope you enjoyed the insight and I'm sorry I stole you some time of your life. Cheers.!

"Give up Ganon! I have the high horse!"

I discovered a glitch a reeeaaallly long time ago and I can finally share it with someone. Something to note is that I don’t know if this glitch has been discovered yet. I haven’t heard anybody talk about it so let’s just say I discovered it. You know those Korok seed puzzles when you push a Boulder in a hole and then you get a korok seed? If Link tries to ragdoll fall towards the hole, Link will be stopped by an invisible barrier around the hole. It’s weird because Link can go into the hole normally by walking or jumping into it, but it seems that ragdolling into the pit prevents him from going inside. After I found this out, I HAD to try what will happen if Link ragdolled INSIDE the hole. This is where the fun part begins If Link ragdolls inside the hole, glitchy stuff happens. Link’s body does many glitchy things and there is so many possibilities of this glitch, you have to try it yourself. Here are some results I got. Link could have a twisted torso Link could have a weirdly stretched out limb Link could go through the floor for a few seconds Link could be in a very uncomfortable pose Link could spazz out And I was able to get Link to *DAB* I’m not joking. I could send a picture to you of him dabbing if I want to. The most consistent way for Link to have ragdoll physics is to bomb himself. It’s really fun to do so try it out yourself. And also please credit me if you use it in a video.

Imagine how hot his switch would’ve been

The strange jittery behavior and the unusual angles makes me wonder if you're experiencing a floating point error with that lizalfos glitch. Basically, if you can get some element of the world's X,Y,Z coordinate system to become shifted by a MASSIVE amount, you loose precision in how finely positions and angles can be rendered. I don't know the workings of the glitch, but I do wonder if the disappearing lizalfos are somehow still being rendered, but very far off, passed the edge of the world. If that were the case, it could possibly reduce the floating point resolution, due to large numbers needing to be handled. Most games render coordinate 0,0,0 at the player, for highest precision. If this glitch is shifting the coordinate origin away from the player, it might explain things. Look up floating point jitter. Anyway, you earned a sub!

That's a severely disfigured and aggressive "Snorlax" there

Reminds me of the days of playing Minecraft creative and spawning too many pigs so the game freezes

Alright. This is definitely my new favorite BotW channel. Hands down.

*"Do we have time for a bonus glitch?"* "Yes please--" *"nope."* "Fair enough"

Link and the Horse Factory and Link and the Lizalfos Curse sound like books I would read

15:37 looks like someone's been watching too much michael jackson

Little thing to mention, I think that the "Glitched" Blood Moon you mentioned that removed all the horses is something Zeldapedia refers to as a "Panic" Blood Moon. That's essentially the game's way of cleaning everything up to return to optimal performance. The game was struggling to process all those horses, so it makes sense that it would remove horses even when a normal blood moon doesn't.

This video deserves more likes than horses

I thought the lizalfos one was gonna be the T-posing lizalfos in the Hebra region...

The lizalfos curse was really fun to do after watching this! Only downside was I got caught drifting down the whole path once I got close to the stable.. made for some fantastically hilarious screenshots though!

Horse factory: free horses! Lizalfos curse: drug trip

I think the reason the glitched blood moon got rid of the horses was because if the game finds an error it will use a blood moon to reset everything so the game doesn’t crash and/or the data doesn’t get damaged... at least I think. Edit: JEEZ THIS IS MY MOST LIKED COMMENT... LIKE... EVER.

*"first, we gotta kill this snorlax"* Gigalul

Horse God:Yo what the Fu- Link: AAHHHHH!!!

The horse god part was so funny xD

Spoopy... When the first Lizalfos disappeared, I randomly got a twitch in my arm...

I'm no expert, but it seems to me like the lizalfos Glitch has to do with the game not knowing how to handle them not being on a wall, then applying their physics to everything.

Top-tier editing. Has the horse factory glitch been attempted with the bear jockeys in Gerudo Highlands?

Love the expressiveness through link and the text rather than just talking. Brings a similar aesthetic to the videos that the game has with the minimal music.

OMG I’m really curious about your playtime lol Btw super launches might be very consistent when those horses are so many as to cause lags...?lol

now that i mention, why is there no horse mask to see the stats of the horses. that would be so usefull.

Blind Guy: I wasn't always blind Me: O rly? How did you lose sight? Blind Guy: 9:32

I love how the Lizalfos curse makes it look like you're playing through some hellish dreamscape version of the game

"Naturally, my desire for more and more horses knew no limits" *Re-watches intro scene* Really? You don't say?? XD

7:47 * aims at horse butt * *-This is a glimpse into the ideal world*

Ok, the lizalfos curse part reminded me earily of the Ben drowned creepy pasta

Wow, this was funny! I normally don't like the whole text box explanation, but you most certainly make it work! Maybe even a little funnier this way! But not gonna lie, this stuff does make me wonder how people find these things... Like, how did someone discover these oddly specific actions to do these oddly specific things? Very strange, yet humorous.

Your editing is amazing! Greets from Austria

10:55 I was laughing so fucking hard I had to rewind and watch it a few times more.

You deserve more subs, keep it up!

I love how you say “just three hundred”

This channel is actually so good. Keep up the good quality! I love the editing!

If you keep the glitches and botw videos coming, you'll be my new favorite channel. Mety is getting lackluster.

I lost it at that birdman just waking upside down like "what am I going to do?"

Finally I'm not the only one who plays this in 2019

KZfaq recommendations really gave me a gem for once, you earned yourself a sub and a like on all of your vids! I look forward to see more of your work

I can't remember how I got to your channel, but your content entertains me greatly. Keep it up.

Imagine having the lizalfos curse active during a blood moon... sounds creepy..

*Spawning 306 horses crushes BoTW*

The reversed song of healing was a nice touch. I like it

Just gotta say you absolutely nailed it with the spooky lizalfos montage theming

it'd be cool if in the next Open-World Zelda, they made a feature that'd work like the Lizalfos Curse! imagine you walk through some woods, and you come along a godly or magic figure that can bend reality and mess with the physics. that could be so cool

The way I see it, the Lizalfos Curse is you giving the poor game vertigo. XD

The horses reminded me of this old story floating around on the internet called, "I like monkeys". It's about a guy that ended up with a ton of monkeys. Ingrates.

I know it's not your tricks, but your presentation is what makes the videos amazing. Really creative.

3:22 * Casually goes past golden bokogoblin *

Did you know that a single pepper causes an up draft?

5:56 the way this song is played makes it the perfect song for such tomfoolery

That last glitch was pretty interesting. It could be because when the Lizalfos despawns, the code that tells it to cling to the wall still remains active, but instead of rotating the Lizalfos it rotates Link and other objects in the area. But, I don't really know anything. Very cool glitch!

Lizalfos Curse: This is what happens when Link goes out with a zora

Still playing this game 🔥🔥

"discovered by: me" is so powerfull, ive actualy refered to you as one of the gods of botw bc you have such vast knowledge of the game idk if youre into speedruning but even if you arent you definitely are ridiculously good at the game

These glitches are crazy! You got a new subscriber

Can you solve the mystery of the hebra t posing lizalfos

Why this only have 7 views? This was amazing!

you are quickly becoming one of my favorite youtubers! :D

Love the editing, and the commentary!

This is really cool!!

Wait are wall lizalfo's a thing? ive put 400 hours into BoTW and diddn't know Edit: could you make a sick shield skew with that lizalfo curse?

Thank you sooooo much for the Lizalfo glitch it’s really fun to do!

Nice use of the classic BGM during the Lizalfos Curse part.

YOU GOT A. NEW SUB

Is emulation at a point yet where we can get even more horses?

i just got to the 13:30 mark...with the upside-down Rito asking "What am I going to do?" big. mood.

I really loved this video! The glitchiness and music really looked like a creepy sci-fi movie.

What's the purpose of those spicy peppers?

Glitched blood moons are ganon going “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! THESE HORSES ARE HARSHING MY VIBES!!!”

The glitches themselves are fascinating, but your great sense of humour makes the videos ten times more fun and watchable.

Awesome job! Keep up good work

Bonus meme!

What's the song of healing remix?

You resonate the same chaotic energy as this game's Link does and I love it so freaking much.

Props to you for doing this for so long

Try killing all the horses with urbosas fury

And this is what you do when you don't has anithing else in this game.

Enjoy the sub and like my friend, this is some of the best LoZ content i've got to watch in months

that part with all the horses must've been PAINFUL for that switch XP *soo many horses o.o*

one man can never have too many horses except in this case, where the game dies if you try

how does one discover this

8:10 Professor Oak: NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO USE THAT."

Wow, that was SUPER COOL!!!! Great vid! 👍

This is nice I want to try the lizalfos curse one i want a levitation horse

Reality machine broke Understandable, have a [redacted] day

I love your Videos! Please keep making them!

7:13 I give the patented flat stare at the fact that, after probably 100 hours in this game, I never realized you can adjust where you toss stuff.