Hospital Chef - Foil Arms and Hog

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8 жыл бұрын

Hospital Chef - Foil Arms and Hog
#sketchcomedy #hospitalfood
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This sketch was filmed with the help of the HCA as part of their Leadership and Development Forum. They wanted us to remind everyone that this is not a real life situation. These characters are fictional, especially the cross-dressing granny :-)
No people or animals were harmed in the making of this video!
"The Hospital Caterers Association is committed to the Training and Development of its Members and the video by Foil, Arms & Hog shows an important message with a light touch twist about the powerful message of 'empowering recovery through food'. Phil Shelley, HCA National Chair.
Nutrition and Hydration is recognised as a significant part of the hospital’s care package and is one of the central platforms for the HCA.

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@ciantaaffe 8 жыл бұрын

The scissors bit is the greatest thing I've ever seen. Can't wait until the next time someone asks me for a scissors... It's a long game, but it'll be worth it.

@foilarmsandhog 8 жыл бұрын

+Cian Taaffe i just hate those laminate yokes, take the hand off ye they would

@beth9603 7 жыл бұрын

Cian Taaffe lmao that'd be wile funny

@Iverbraidhead 6 жыл бұрын

true, I think they heard me laughing in the village 3km away... xD

@itsantonis 4 жыл бұрын

Cian Taaffe so did anyone ask yet?

@jenergomes 3 жыл бұрын

After four years, did someone ask scissors to you?

@claregirle 7 жыл бұрын

I am so going to start using the line "is no alcohol...is wine". Starting tonight.

@sigridvanosch1990 5 жыл бұрын

yeah I always say it too.

@owlblocksdavid4955 4 жыл бұрын

I just finished the video, and I was like "who is he acquitting?" A second later I realized what he said. Man, I love that even Europeans also have the same stereotypes of Italy.

@EllieC130 3 жыл бұрын

We all are Elaine.

@vendettawasd4516 3 жыл бұрын

The line is in french and spanish said by an italian

@habib6499 3 жыл бұрын

@@owlblocksdavid4955 I wouldn’t even consider Ireland European

@s.gabriel2853 6 жыл бұрын

Oh, my goodness. That poor, sweet grandma. I know it's just Arms but I stil feel bad for her.

@zoomidy9737 6 жыл бұрын

Sanna G same lol

@jimbob-1 5 жыл бұрын

Sanna G his names Connor I think.

@angelfriend5211 4 жыл бұрын

I also felt bad for her. I forgot he was Arms.

@elanorallmann 4 жыл бұрын

FINALLY I GOT THE NAME TO THE TWO FACES THAT I DIDN'T KNOW THE NANES OF! I knew which one of them is Hog but the other's, i didn't know which one was Arms and which was Foil. NOW I FINALLY GOT THE NAMES!

@elinaoberemok1732 4 жыл бұрын

Same 😂

@9nikolai 5 жыл бұрын

What came first? The scissor or the package?

@iasca7358 5 жыл бұрын

@richardlloyd2589 4 жыл бұрын

The package. (Package=male)

@zink_d1665 3 жыл бұрын

We need scissors to unpack scissors.))))

@kellydalstok8900 2 жыл бұрын

@@richardlloyd2589 have you ever seen a Y-chromosome? It’s just an X that has lost a leg.

@richardlloyd2589 2 жыл бұрын

@@kellydalstok8900 Think about the irony of that for a moment.

@arcasyard5305 3 жыл бұрын

That silent plea 'help me' made me laugh so badly but it also made me feel sorry for Granny Arms... No wonder she's that cranky towards her grandson Oisin...😂

@UmarWazir 3 жыл бұрын

Ahhh... But that is Evil Gran Geraghty. This sweet little Gran Sheehan. They look the same but could not be more different.

@annenixda4800 7 жыл бұрын

I smell-a da bull-shitte! is gonna be my new favourite quote

@caro2993 7 жыл бұрын

Oh God, Granny Arms is the loveliest character ever! My heart ached at the end! 🙈

@s.gabriel2853 6 жыл бұрын

I felt the same way!

@skfarouk 3 жыл бұрын

Wait till you see the sketch today

@gabrielaalegria5273 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, this Granny Arms. Mrs. Geraghty probably would not have this 😂

@Conor2496 3 жыл бұрын

Bring Antonio back, he's one of the best funniest characters "If a goes in mouth, it's a food" LOL Btw: Thx for replying

@foilarmsandhog 3 жыл бұрын

Ah thanks

@beverlyanne5699 3 жыл бұрын

Since my first experience with Army rations in the field I say "If you can chew it, you'll eat it", it was a defense mechanism to convince myself not to starve. Seriously, beans & bacon 3 meals a day, but the airforce had steak and salads for lunch, seafood for dinners.

@CM-pf1xc 2 жыл бұрын

Yes! This is a super silly sketch, but I LoVed Foils Italian chef 😂

@sourabhforu 2 жыл бұрын

The scissor part cracked me up. I am a 35 year old man and I still cannot open that damn packaging..

@eikonise 6 жыл бұрын

"I'll get you the suppository" best one.

@conmcgrath7502 3 жыл бұрын

...yeah, you can take that suppository and just shove it right up your h......... oh my goodness!? No need to take it literally (or orally, apparently). Just as well I didn't tell him to fuck off sideways, the mind boggles. Pax vobis.

@sineadmcbride9098 6 жыл бұрын

One of the best italian accents I've ever heard!I'm impressed! Just a little imprecision: "blanco" is Spanish, in Italian: "vino bianco".

@loiracitr 5 жыл бұрын

I thought he ways a Feench chef at the beginning..... Wait a second: is thai why t hey ask me if I'm Feench all the time.?

@s_quasimodo 4 жыл бұрын

True, but that "Buon appetito, eh" was perfect

@albertodimaio496 4 жыл бұрын

@@loiracitr to me it sounded more like russian. It didn't make any sense though

@loiracitr 4 жыл бұрын

@@albertodimaio496 he had a very interesting life. Born in Italy, raised in Russia. Learned the job in France. Works in Dublin's hospital

@SatumainenOlento 4 жыл бұрын

@@loiracitr Hahhhaa 😂😂😂

@vanessaperez794 7 жыл бұрын

love the way Arms plays the Granny role...

@beth9603 7 жыл бұрын

question: how did the first pair of scissors get opened out of it's packet?

@foilarmsandhog 7 жыл бұрын

+Bee M that question will keep me up all night

@marshmallowz8670 4 жыл бұрын

Beanyhead, It was a most gruelling task.

@dwarfie24 4 жыл бұрын

didnt God send down an angel for it?

@owlblocksdavid4955 4 жыл бұрын

It opened itself.

@ragdoll86 4 жыл бұрын

The first scissors weren't in a package. It went like that for generations until someone realized that the way to stop the younger generations from taking over their work, money and power was to give them the scissors according to the Great Scissors Act of 1883 but put them in a package that requires scissors or a knife + trip to the hospital.

@rickc-arelsii6276 8 жыл бұрын

I smella-da bullshit! 😂😂👏🏻

@GammerGurten 2 жыл бұрын

KZfaq wants to translate your comment to English.

@elinaoberemok1732 4 жыл бұрын

Arms as a grandma is perfect 😂

@SuperNicko92 2 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂😅

@michaelmendez59 6 жыл бұрын

I SMELL-UH DE BULL-UH-SHEET

@carlota4587 4 жыл бұрын

I've watched this several times and only now just realized that the chef's plate is a freaking tile

@tobiMelka Жыл бұрын

The improvisation is the mother of success ❤😁

@rnjohnston61 8 жыл бұрын

I happen to be a registered nurse and you guys nailed it! only thing is the chief acts just like our surgeons! And of course management! great job, again!

@richiehoyt8487 3 жыл бұрын

As a patient, I call 'em the 'Dinner Nazis'! I'm not even kidding; where I am, they act like the whole hospital should revolve around the catering dept!

@Risha2511 5 жыл бұрын

I don't know how many times I've watched this 😂

@foilarmsandhog 5 жыл бұрын

Thanks one of our favorites

@cma1676 4 жыл бұрын

Covid-19 made me concerned about the mask which isn't on his nose too.

@lenochod6 3 жыл бұрын

same :D :D

@louiselloyd1523 Жыл бұрын

🤣

@smorrow Ай бұрын

It wouldn't make any difference. I saw a paper from 2015 finding that surgical masks don't do anything (in surgery).

@Ziialan 4 жыл бұрын

And the legend has it that the granny never opened the scissor til' this day.

@rubyjulivre1136 4 жыл бұрын

She was last seen with the exact scissor in her hand. True love story.

@moritzsnow1999 4 жыл бұрын

2:17 anyonelse from 2020 yelling at their screen?

@Alex_Whatareyoudoing 4 жыл бұрын

Yep, very much so

@polycatmagic1236 3 жыл бұрын

Well, I mean the chef walkin' in contaminated everything anyway

@md61211 3 жыл бұрын

Meeeeeee

@flo1202xyz 3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@md61211 3 жыл бұрын

So funny ... we're all experts now.

@stephaniekirk9262 6 жыл бұрын

That scissor part had my coworkers staring at me for laughing so hard. You guys are the best. I live in the States and am so sad I can't see you live. Keep up the amazing work!

@ZakFarley 8 жыл бұрын

"You need to be more adventurous wichyur pallette" At that moment... Some wee came out.

@vanessaperez794 7 жыл бұрын

after that Granny whispers Help!

@mariosebastiani3214 3 жыл бұрын

As an italian I can confirm our chefs are just like Antonio. A pity that hospital food is usually quite crappy... since it is not made by chefs, and the budget tend to be tight.

@annereidy7981 2 жыл бұрын

@Donnah1979 2 жыл бұрын

But also because they have to be carefull not to put allergenes in it.

@snowangelnc 2 жыл бұрын

I had to stay in the hospital once for a couple of days and found that in this particular one they had made a real effort to have food that was pretty good. The sad irony is that I felt like crap the entire time I was there - it was the reason I was there actually - and couldn't enjoy any of it.

@lauren8135 7 жыл бұрын

This whole thing was truly hilarious. I recently found your channel which is great, but also bad for my productivity.

@gioojisba2758 5 жыл бұрын

Why did you make the chef italian? It’s too hilarious, I can’t stop laughing

@foilarmsandhog 5 жыл бұрын

We love the chef! Don't know why we made him Italian, we just thought it worked I guess

@mossfitz 4 жыл бұрын

Good intuition - In my experience, Italians are the most magnificent food snobs on the planet - They often vehemently despise any slightest variations on their local dishes that might be the tradition in neighbouring villages - not to even get started on their loudly professed disgust at the cuisine of other, more distant, Italian regions. As far as foreign cuisine is concerned: It quite simply doesn't count as food at all, being obviously inedible, if not consistently actually poisonous. There may be a little twinkle-eyed humour behind the pugnacious food snobbery, but it is well hidden by the passion

@mariosebastiani3214 3 жыл бұрын

@@mossfitz Hey! Not my fault if my granma is the only one who knows how to properly cook the melanzane alla parmigiana... ;-)

@mossfitz 3 жыл бұрын

@@mariosebastiani3214 😂😂😂

@conmcgrath7502 3 жыл бұрын

@@mossfitz Did you ever tell an Italian chef that we're out of garlic and canned tomatoes? Well, you're alive, so I'm guessing the answer is no.

@JonatasAdoM 6 жыл бұрын

"do you have another scissors?" 10/10

@21stphoenixfeather 3 жыл бұрын

ROFL :'D Dear Lord, i am actually rolling on my bed in fits of laughter. The bit about the chef placing the food directly into the womans stomach. Ahhh, too funny. I need to subscribe

@Allexandra04 2 жыл бұрын

Literally my eyes are watery 😂😂😂 I’m laughing in tears 🤣 Arms spitting that pill killed me 😂😂 i love these guys!

@liajl 2 жыл бұрын

I just love how Mrs. Sheehan look straight at the camera, and her eyes subtly screaming helplessness I can absolutely feel it.

@eadaoinl 7 жыл бұрын

0:51 He's doing an Italian accent and then he says good appetite in French. lol

@eadaoinl 7 жыл бұрын

Giorgio Bottura I really wasn't taking it that seriously. I've been to both Italy and France and I've had to learn both languages in school.

@TheFox6840 5 жыл бұрын

@@eadaoinl Weeeeelll those lessons did not prove effective. The "Buon Appetito" expression was the only one that was pronounced almost correctly. And I am not blaming them, it's hard to recreate foreign accents.

@ElisabettaLily92 4 жыл бұрын

Buon appetito is Italian

@fatmaashraf7654 6 жыл бұрын

so she did have a fast food XD XD

@Nique-205 4 жыл бұрын

“Eh it’s a no alcohol, it’s a wine” hahaha exactly

@VK_BeautifulLife Жыл бұрын

This skit is just perfection, Arms as the sweet old grandma & Foil as the Italian chef with the accent & funky moustache is hilarious ! I didn't know Hog can play a doctor this convincingly! I think you guys should do a whole Hospital series with ER, Patient anxiety, insurance etc! :-)

@elisabethturker245 5 жыл бұрын

I love your sketches guys, but as an Italian I gotta say I heard some French and some Spanish in there... el vino blanco... mamma mia! :D That said, let's continue binge-watching your amazing stuff.

@Venus77x 4 жыл бұрын

I had to laugh at this because my son in law is Italian and passionate about food and doesn't look unlike you in this video (apart from the marker pen moustache) 🤭😂

@beth9603 3 жыл бұрын

I worked briefly as a waitress and I swear our Italian chef spoke just like this

@Mahdi.alkawaz 7 жыл бұрын

guys how don't u have at lest 10 millions subscribers, i mean come on bfs, all ur videos are original

@monamohammad3494 4 жыл бұрын

I am conducting an operation , and I am conducting dinner 😂😂😂 as an anaesthetist from now on that would be my line to the surgeon.

@alma.libera5254 4 жыл бұрын

How do you guys nail it every time??? Brilliant!!!

@theeggtimertictic1136 2 жыл бұрын

I'm only after seeing this and I LOVE IT ... Such passion ! The acting is brilliant! I would drink that wine and eat that food in hospital.

@shramanadasdutta3006 3 жыл бұрын

2:26 that is not how you wear a mask Hog!!! But how were you supposed to know 5years ago.

@ivanag.5064 3 жыл бұрын

This sketch is a masterpiece! So funny!!

@user-gj7gr2gy7v 4 жыл бұрын

She is having an operation AND NOW SHE IS HAVING A BANCELLA SALAD AND ITS-A LOSING ITS FRESHNESS Honest to god why is nobody talking about this. It’s pure gold

@chrimbo90 5 жыл бұрын

1:58 😂 the R rolling!!

@Sinala82 3 жыл бұрын

For the sake of saving face, I won’t admit how many times I rewatched this... Not only did I share this and literally played it to others and made sure they watched it and get the same roaring laughter as I did!🤣🤣 😂😂 Oh wait ... does forcing anyone to watch and enjoy this like I did, make me the same as Chef Antonio !??? 🤣🤣 highly passionate to the point of utter madness 🤣😂😂😂 I love this!

@naushinnigar521 Жыл бұрын

I love grandma's expressions

@kopaichakraborty3969 4 жыл бұрын

Foil's Italian and Cork accents are brilliant

@susanluster9301 2 жыл бұрын

"Do you have another scissors, to open this one?" I'm dead. Love from Toronto.

@azzakwan 3 жыл бұрын

This video was made 4 years ago & i just watched it today (& some videos) until there's a news in germany like just now, bad belzig clinic where a chef worked in michelin restaurants prepares lunch for patients. 😂😂😂😂

@vanessaperez794 7 жыл бұрын

I like the Italian accent!

@aoifenibhroin5952 8 жыл бұрын

Absolutely top notch, well done lads :)

@yusufalraqi4903 5 жыл бұрын

Love the background music in the interviews

@angelfriend5211 4 жыл бұрын

Oh God, what brilliant, brilliant acting!!!!! I looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove you, Foil Arms and Hog!!!!

@EmmaLiza 2 жыл бұрын

Granny's face is my face every time I have to open scissors.

@CrunchyChupakabra 5 жыл бұрын

Guys, we've been watching your videos for a while and this is our all time favorite. What is a world without garlic... So, today we had a thought: What does Chef Antonio dream about in his sleep?

@sigridvanosch1990 5 жыл бұрын

tomatoes and wine... cuz is no alcohol. is wine..

@tobiMelka Жыл бұрын

Garlic bread, of course... no? :)

@flaggerify 6 жыл бұрын

The voices are awesome in this.

@FaniIlemosoglou Жыл бұрын

The bathroom tile as a plate is such a fresh idea 😂😂😂 Brilliant

@gabsie7224 Жыл бұрын

As an Italian teatotaller I agree that Italians have a tendency to consider wine as not alcohol for some reason 😂

@sleepycauliflower5928 2 жыл бұрын

Hog looks so adorable in this one! And I lost it when Arms spit the pills lol

@docsein1 3 жыл бұрын

"I'll get you a suppository." "So she did have fast food!" LOL 😆😆😂😂🤣🤣☠️

@ChrisWar666 Жыл бұрын

"so she did have the fast food." Lmao, that's a good 'un

@amardave84 2 жыл бұрын

It's not easy to make hospital patient food. There are many categories based on patient conditions such as diabetic diet, low salt diet, renal diet, cardiac diet, etc. That's not all. There are several consistencies for food like regular, mechanically chopped, pureed, etc based on patient's ability to swallow at any given time. Finally there is 2 types of liquid diet like clear liquid and full liquid which are used immediately after surgery to see if a patient can tolerate anything by mouth before advancing to regular diet. So all jokes aside, preparing a hospital patient menu is a tough job. That said, this is a funny skit.

@TheSarDev 3 жыл бұрын

I loved the Michelin man line...

@WinterWizard7 3 жыл бұрын

Bloody fantastic!

@stephenkohnle8290 5 жыл бұрын

The only time i ever got food poisoning was ironically in a hospital

@wildgarden6139 7 жыл бұрын

This is brilliant

@laurenconrad1799 Жыл бұрын

“I smella da bullshit.” I am dying! 🤣🤣 (But not in the same way as the guy who died in the hospital at the beginning of this video. 😂)

@ModernLady 2 жыл бұрын

No soup for you!

@ResistReact 8 жыл бұрын

That was fantastic! Fucking hilarious

@foilarmsandhog 8 жыл бұрын

+ResistReact thanks!!

@gardenjoy5223 13 күн бұрын

Well, at least there's someone, whom granny respects and listens to. That's a plus, isn't it?

@anonymous-ts5ih Күн бұрын

I love that they used a bathroom tile as plate xD

@Jim.Mohammad.Everyman 5 ай бұрын

The music is so cheery and somehow it works!

@tanjaanzur8087 2 жыл бұрын

You guys are awesome!

@schattentaenzerin 3 жыл бұрын

This old sketch of a nice and friendly Granny Arms makes me think: "Well, you've changed..." 😁

@madiha4947 2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely hilarious! Good job, lads.

@karenkalogero7499 4 жыл бұрын

This is the funniest one to me. 😂😂😂

@Sithguy77 6 жыл бұрын

The scissors gag killed me xD

@moh13666 2 жыл бұрын

loved the grandma .......

@eimi4505 5 жыл бұрын

The accents are just so on pointe

@zink_d1665 3 жыл бұрын

I laughed, so much fun, thank you! )))))

@DannyNyxOme 6 жыл бұрын

"I smelleth the bullshit "😂😂😂😂 1:52 killed me

@jamesladd644 8 жыл бұрын

for some unknown reason i thought today was wednesday, i think i need medical help

@foilarmsandhog 8 жыл бұрын

+James Ladd no your working too hard

@marlowebster487 3 жыл бұрын

👵🏼 “HELP “

@_Squiddy 7 жыл бұрын

This is brilliant x3

@CainXVII Жыл бұрын

My experience of hospital care is not being able to eat very much at all, so I would have appreciated micro plates with three options to see which one I actually could get in me.

@nityasomaiya5001 2 жыл бұрын

I am conducting dinner 😭😂😂😂

@Godisawesome23 7 жыл бұрын

Funniest one so far!!😂😂😂😂

@laurao491 8 жыл бұрын

Can't wait to see you in Vicar St!

@foilarmsandhog 8 жыл бұрын

+Laura O'Philbin we cant wait either! We're getting it filmed so you may even make it into the dvd

@Tereb1 2 жыл бұрын

Aaaah this one must be one of my favourite ones 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jodhidee2851 8 жыл бұрын

Yippee! Me and me mum are coming to see you guys in Brighton!

@foilarmsandhog 8 жыл бұрын

+Jodhi Dee brilliant!!

@darkperil11 4 жыл бұрын

That scissors joke killed me haha

@chickenmedia9947 Жыл бұрын

2:27 the blue swimming cap on his head!😂😂😂😂😂

@kousetsuhana 3 жыл бұрын

The abuse against grandma Arms has to STOP!

@richiehoyt8487 3 жыл бұрын

I'm in hospital at the minute - I'd be happy if (a) - they could just get the concept of 'toast', and (b) they wouldn't practically stand over you while you're eating; you leave the knife or fork down for a second and they'll 'whip' the tray, quicker than >that!

@davidvincent8929 2 жыл бұрын

WAS IN DUBLIN UNTIL 2019. MISSED YOUR GIG DAMNIT!

@sharmae02 7 жыл бұрын

I love Granny Arms! ❤

@samanthavallance9704 8 жыл бұрын

This is absolute brilliance!!

@foilarmsandhog 8 жыл бұрын

+Samantha Vallance thanks Samantha!

@foilarmsandhog 8 жыл бұрын

+Samantha Vallance thanks Samantha!

@IchBinDerVerlorene 8 жыл бұрын

Also! Hog's Kerryman should make a return to give the Top Gear lads (or the Star Wars crew) directions in Kerry. Said sketch could also feature the Top Gear lads unable to flaunt their cars' top speeds as they keeping getting stuck behind tractors/sheep/cows. I'm sure your budget could accommodate that. There, next week's sketch sorted ;P