She is, clearly, interested in paleontology.

I would have mistrusted her, had it been comic sans. But papyrus is it's own volume.

You killed Tera, and now you're here having the time of your life. How dare you.

now i gotta rewatch that snl skit.

@@MrIfrit truly, the actions of a man who will never make it into the world of main-monitor content.

Only one century actually.

@@John73John well alright, 1-1.5 centuries if we want to be more accurate about it, but I agree, the half century does make a big difference in how difficult the tech would be to develop!

I don’t know if I trust that. They’re getting very good.

@Enceladus No, wait - don't scam the shillings! They're worthless in the present day, and a waste of your resources to collect

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Can we make alll our relatives and/or workmates watch this?

That is a perfect Holmes line

Should be taken up by e safety commissioners everywhere

This sounds so much like a legitimate client-meet-Holmes introduction from the original works that I'm still laughing. Also not going to like, because you're at 122 and the reversal amuses me.

I made ur like count 221. Sorry Hugh.

@@okgibberish6771 Well now it's 222, so unless someone who liked it comes back and changes their mind, it'll never work again.

Prince of thieves? 🤣

*Holmes'

That reminds me that there are some Sherlock Holmes first-person videogames where the character of Watson accompanies you, but does not have a walking animation. So he magically teleports right behind you the moment you look away from him. Terrifying stuff.

@@marcocappelli2236 the frogwares videogames lol - magic Watson (great atmosphere, though)

@@marcocappelli2236 And in the updated version of that game, Watson moves properly. Unless you set the option for "Freaky Watson", because so many players really loved that error.

questionable, but sadly very accurate...

Do you know Eugenia Volkswagen?

Are _you_ Eugenia Volkswagen?

Do you require aid miss Volkswagen

may i call you Euginia?

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Lepricorn haters?

Yeah, it's pretty sad really. After his wife died, he was determined to find proof that spiritualism was real. He actually fell out with Harry Houdini because ACD refused to believe that he wasn't actually magic. Quite a shame for someone who was previously very logical. But grief does funny things to people.

@@DECODEDVFX Don't confuse the character and the author. Doyle was never a rationalist. He was already a confirmed spiritualist as a young man when he was writing the Holmes stories. He writes Sherlock as an outsider who views inference as a magic trick.

@@SpecialSalads other people were “you can see the wire.” And “What a suspiciously fashionable haircut on that fairy it looks like it could be from a magazine” Different strokes I suppose 🤷

Wasn't ACD also responsible for the Piltdown Man hoax?

The ability of the human brain to believe absurdity merely because it wants to is nearly unlimited

They have already deduced you did

Room temperature ginger is still considered a hot spice.. if you know what I mean

@@oldsoul3539 I dunno they both looked the same to me

@Tim Opper - Holmes already knows all about you by your font.

Especially as book Holmes was fucking ripped. Capable to casually being an iron fire poker back straight after another strongman bent it into a horse shoe

How scandalous! And what of Mrs. Watson? Should Mary turn a blind eye to this potential paramour's coquettish designs on her husband? Whatever will society think, I wonder...

Indeed. However, "woman" scholar? "Lady" scholar, I implore you.

He would be her only fan, or fans only

@@medievalist My dear medievalist, Miss Eugenia Volkswagen is no lady.

That Mrs John Watson must be one satisfied lady.

You might be interested in the very accurately named _Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century_, which is about Sherlock Holmes, in the 22nd century.

@@hjalfi and @Okami There's also a similar episode of Bravestarr, where also gets electrical powers because of the time warp he falls through, and a TV movie from somewhere in the 1990s (I forget when but it was on CBS) where Holmes wakes up in present day and has to adjust. It's actually been done quite a bit. Those are just the three I've seen.

There's a series in the 1970s called Catweazel, about a medieval wizard ending up in the (at the time) modern day. He never quite grasps the world and calls telephones "telling bones". Might be of interest :)

You could hire that marvelous chap from Strange, MD to play Holmes. Perhaps an office type to portray Watson, as we shan’t be too confused having two medical actors in the plays.

Considering how often 4Chan manages to find a precise location of a photo using just a shadow and time zone, I would say Holmes would enjoy being party to this side of 4Chan. Professor Moriarty would be a troll account made just to antagonize Holmes.

Pop on the old dear stalker

For a moment I thought you meant a steel pipe. One thing that the RDJ Sherlock movies got right was that Holmes was supposedly an accomplished fighter, a practictioner of the martial art of Bartitsu (a misspelling of the actual contemporary martial art Baritsu, which blended boxing and cane fighting. Was popular amongst British Gentlemen). Though unlike the RDJ movies, book Holmes was also a strongman, capable of effortlessly bending an iron fire poker back straight, after it had been bent into a horse shoe by another strongman

@@dragon12234 that's pretty darn cool, I've read somewhere about the old British gentleman's cane fighting techniques, but I didn't realize it was featured in Sherlock! Cheers!

@@dragon12234 I heard Baritsu is the misspelling, Bartitsu was the correct spelling. I know Bartitsu sounds worse because it's got "tit" in it so it's easy to wish it was the other way around. Are you able to confirm which way around it was? Because I may have equally heard wrong.

@@Torthrodhel ah, Baritsu was apparently the spelling Doyle used, so you were right

Yeah, this could be a very fun premise to see again in different situations

Yes please

I need every sketch to be a series ! With crossovers!!!

Ryan George would be proud 🕵️‍♀️

gay

@@pinopalotta - Gay persons can be so very wise.

"If the loneliness gets too much, take in a teenage boy and dress him in tights." -Batman

@@pinopalotta fellas is it gay to love yaself

@@oranjellofish - yeah, pretty sure that's been part of being a man (gay or straight) for quite some time, now.

Ah yes, the immediate precursor to Internet Explorer. I'm glad we finally moved on.

Yes but did they email and have gigaspeed internet? If so, maybe they had a lot more fun than history remembers.

@@YourCapyBruv_do_u_rmbr_3Dpipes I'm not an expert in history, but I can only assume that they did.

@@AndrewD8Red Nice.

@@41-Haiku was that really an upgrade, though? (automatic Microsoft shenanigan suspicion vibe)

it is undeniably one of his sketches yet

I agree that this is one of his sketches yet

I would edit the typo in the OC, but honestly, I find my mistake much funnier than anything I could deliberately write

I think we can question it, but I'll allow you to think this is one of his sketches. There's grounds for debate, but you're right to speak your truth. Just don't go shouting it on rooftops

@@QuantumHistorian took it on the chin with pride, respect! ✊🏾

@Lyinar Baeildeth - What amazes me is this genius' presentations can be so compact. No long build up for him. Get in, get it done, and get out, leaving the audience laughing hysterically.

I heard that in their culture they actually exchange apples as gifts, but somehow in the form of cards. A sort of exchange system, form of hard currency perhap? Confabulated in seeming more depth-bolstered sturding and thus with not such a need to be as cartesianically areous, mesupposes. Good gravy, they may be on to something. You mean small and rigid grocery money, Watson? By jove Holmes, you do have a way with words.

Anything with Helvetic in the name is clearly and obviously named after Switzerland. A Moldovan who is less partial to Switzerland would of course never use it.

I'd pay HUGE money to see Holmes and Poirot get into a heated row on livestream, start going after each other's Minecraft castles, or bases, or whatever Minecraft things are now.

@@ChrisDevon LOL, what a marvellous idea!

@@Riccardo_Mori One of us needs to make this video, Riccardo! Gold!

@@ChrisDevon Absolutely genius

I have absolutely no clue if all of this is absurdly true or absolute nonsense and that level of doubt says a lot about either moments of history that look ridiculous or how gullible I am.

It's all completely true, guv'na! I was there when it 'appened and sin it all wiv me very own eyes, and you can trample me todger if I tells a lie!

@@lud3445 Follow the clues and see where they lead my good man/lady. And remember.....You must find the Jade monkey before the next blood moon or there will be terrible torment and chaos for all.

@@ireallyshouldntbehereltd7814 Oh boy! I forgot to put the next blood moon on my calendar... what do I do now?!

@@weareallbornmad410 Panic. And vote Conservative. Probably. Also do not vote Conservative.

I'm wearing the hat from that cameo in this video.

@@ABeckettKing you can't top that!

@@BOABModels except with a top hat

Wait, in which video was that? I must have missed it... :/

But... all hamsters are hot, are they not?

@@ChrisDevon I mean... _IVE_ always thought so... But you know some people.... they just won't recognize interspecies beauty... Smh 😔 sadly speciesism is alive and well

@@YourCapyBruv_do_u_rmbr_3Dpipes You be strong, Hot hamster. Keep doing you.

@@ChrisDevon thanks King 😌 I mean we try it ain't always easy being a hamster but we do our best

@@YourCapyBruv_do_u_rmbr_3Dpipes I'm currently writing a sketch about my dog, but im inspired to ditch the loser and make it about a hamster instead

Hello Tetiana how are you doing over there?

A relation of “Austin Maestro”, perhaps?

My exact thought.

Well, knowing Holmes, it could jut be him shooting up Cocaine again. (Until Watson got him off it)

I just heard Una Stubbs snap "not your Internet provider, dear" in my head.

General Kenobi, you are a bold one.

General Kenobi

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