Houston: The City That Sold Its Soul

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UrinatingTree

UrinatingTree

3 жыл бұрын

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A championship is supposed to be one of the most cherished things a city could ever embrace. Sometimes it takes a long time to get one. For Houston, it took a while. Over twenty years, in fact. The celebrations that ensue are memories that can last for a lifetime.
Then again, so are deals with the devil. Let's just say that this city may have made such a pact for the 2017 World Series. It's the only logical explanation for how things have gone south for their sports teams since then. When will the payment end? That's up for the succubus to decide, isn't it?

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@northerncardinalstudios
@northerncardinalstudios 3 жыл бұрын
Houston Roughnecks: 5-0, best team in the XFL. Season ends before they can win the championship
@crazyluigi6664
@crazyluigi6664 3 жыл бұрын
Worst part is it's not even the XFL's fault for failure this time around! Just the wrong place at the worst possible time! 😔
@brianhum8765
@brianhum8765 3 жыл бұрын
They were probably only 5-0 because they were stealing the other teams play calls with trash cans anyway.
@daveatkins3796
@daveatkins3796 3 жыл бұрын
Given the history of Houston football, they’d choke somewhere down the line. Following in the steps of the Oilers and Texans
@FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza
@FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza 3 жыл бұрын
@@daveatkins3796 there's that, they could even do a Oilers/Titans LoF
@TaintedNimbus
@TaintedNimbus 3 жыл бұрын
@@FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza Titans probably would finally win a super bowl if he did that lmao
@tonyamaddi3044
@tonyamaddi3044 3 жыл бұрын
I was a life long, suffering Astros fan. Went to my 1st game in 1979. I am nearly 50. When they won the Series in '17, it meant the world to me. My husband died from Pancreatic Cancer in 2018. The Astros Championship was the last time he was truly happy. We met because of our love of the Astros. The cheating is a betrayal. It hurts. I am ashamed of them. I may never watch them again. Thank you for this video, Tree. You get it.
@Cummer24
@Cummer24 3 жыл бұрын
Damn, I'm sorry for your loss. And for how you must have felt watching this video
@jabbahut755
@jabbahut755 3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad he got that moment of happiness before he went. This is the only good takeaway from that championship.
@weregretohio7728
@weregretohio7728 3 жыл бұрын
I'm really sorry one of the few good things got spoiled by selfish greed. At least he didn't have to see the downfall, perhaps. I kind of feel the same aggravation and disappointment for the Indians, but at least haven't gone that low. Yet.
@manband20
@manband20 3 жыл бұрын
The only silver lining is he went out with his favorite team a champions and didn't have the bitter truth revealed to him before it was time. Hope you're doing well and hope he's resting easy.
@panthersfangaming4900
@panthersfangaming4900 3 жыл бұрын
I hate the Astros because I am a Rays fan, but still, I am sorry for loss, and at least he didn’t see the downfall
@cydonianknight2945
@cydonianknight2945 3 жыл бұрын
What has happened after this video: Russell Westbrook? Gone. James Harden? Gone. George Springer? Gone. JJ Watt? Gone. Woof
@Zelinkokitsune
@Zelinkokitsune 3 жыл бұрын
Who's next! Who's left? Coming soon
@jjmccarthy1
@jjmccarthy1 3 жыл бұрын
Watson?fed up.
@catchmyfist2047
@catchmyfist2047 3 жыл бұрын
Gerrit Cole gone as well
@groverrogers6916
@groverrogers6916 3 жыл бұрын
And the city lost power
@kingwewuz7168
@kingwewuz7168 3 жыл бұрын
@@catchmyfist2047 Cole was gone before the video was made.
@loganmoreau7569
@loganmoreau7569 3 жыл бұрын
Who’s here after James Harden got traded and De’Shaun Watson also could be traded
@JohnSmith-ph7dk
@JohnSmith-ph7dk 3 жыл бұрын
I doubt Watson will be traded, hardly matters though as if he leaves they won’t make the playoffs, and even if he stays he can’t carry them to the playoffs alone
@dalesabandal9113
@dalesabandal9113 3 жыл бұрын
@@JohnSmith-ph7dk watson is most likely gone. The Succubus always takes with interest
@stevebob1695
@stevebob1695 3 жыл бұрын
That trade was amazing for Houston
@loganmoreau7569
@loganmoreau7569 3 жыл бұрын
@@stevebob1695 not saying it wasn’t, but still, losing James Harden after all he’s done for Houston has to hurt a bit. Those draft picks could also turn out to be busts, too, but only time will tell
@ifyourmarriedyourasimpanda7440
@ifyourmarriedyourasimpanda7440 3 жыл бұрын
Houston, we have a problem.
@codymoore5387
@codymoore5387 3 жыл бұрын
XFL: Gives Houston a legitimate football team Succubus: Corona
@animelytical8354
@animelytical8354 3 жыл бұрын
Dang. Forgot about that
@dragondrew2000
@dragondrew2000 3 жыл бұрын
Battlehawks were superior.
@KingDenominator
@KingDenominator 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes her unquenchable lust is never satisfied
@sugaquaks
@sugaquaks 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve always felt bad about the XFL, they were on such a good run then corona-chan had to exist and just fuck everything up
@Sentient_Blob
@Sentient_Blob 3 жыл бұрын
@@sugaquaks Hopefully they’ll come back better in 2021-2022 with the Rock
@MekhiWilson24
@MekhiWilson24 3 жыл бұрын
Astros: Cheaters Texans: Bill O Brien Rockets: 0 Chemistry Dynamo: Forever Irrelevant
@caesar_19
@caesar_19 3 жыл бұрын
Rockets: Tilman Fertitta
@mikeditocco9075
@mikeditocco9075 3 жыл бұрын
Dynamo FC: Irrelevant with a pointless rebrand and what is now tied for the longest active playoff drought in the league.
@Coyotek4
@Coyotek4 3 жыл бұрын
Roughnecks: Corona-ed out of existence.
@Bormannator
@Bormannator 3 жыл бұрын
@@chriswolf1089 dodgers - never should have left Brooklyn
@celticwarrior8574
@celticwarrior8574 3 жыл бұрын
And Dallas is somehow one ups on Houston
@jacobmorrissette1331
@jacobmorrissette1331 3 жыл бұрын
This video aged better than wine in just 5 months lmaooo
@otaviofrn_adv
@otaviofrn_adv 3 жыл бұрын
There's no ending in sight for Houston's payment. Oil Crisis had a part 2 today. This deserves it too
@dameatofdavoid32
@dameatofdavoid32 3 жыл бұрын
I like your profile picture
@otaviofrn_adv
@otaviofrn_adv 3 жыл бұрын
@@dameatofdavoid32 thanks
@kenjiii728
@kenjiii728 3 жыл бұрын
It all started when a man decided to trade a star receiver for a second round pick
@undercovercops
@undercovercops 3 жыл бұрын
rockets got 2nd pick in draft and Astros aren't losing pretty good week for h town
@Abbaschand
@Abbaschand 3 жыл бұрын
The succubus did her job again... JJ Watt is released. Not traded, RELEASED.
@konnorrockkonnoisseur4970
@konnorrockkonnoisseur4970 3 жыл бұрын
She blessed JJ to further make Houston suffer
@alxbtmn
@alxbtmn 3 жыл бұрын
And Deshaun Watson is in boiling water
@mr.cardguy7635
@mr.cardguy7635 3 жыл бұрын
Not just released, He asked for his release. As much as he loves this city he wanted out
@gabe8284
@gabe8284 3 жыл бұрын
just wanna point out the only reason the dolphins aren't tanking is because there gonna have a top 10 pick from the texans in the 2021 nfl draft
@Tristan-nb6ld
@Tristan-nb6ld 3 жыл бұрын
It's likely even better than just top 10 I think top 5 by the end of the year. Texans will only get 3-4 total wins. They're a disaster
@anishthefish2439
@anishthefish2439 3 жыл бұрын
The Dolphins got super lucky. Their team is actually decent and they have a pretty good shot at a playoff berth and because of that awful deal with the Texans they're free to win as much as they want.
@christroyer69
@christroyer69 3 жыл бұрын
Dolphins could win the fucking Super Bowl and still have amazing draft picks. Bill O’Brien will forever be a hack, and good riddance.
@thescotslair
@thescotslair 3 жыл бұрын
Sadly, yes this is true. Brian JUST HAD TO sell all of our picks
@olinroux6702
@olinroux6702 3 жыл бұрын
This is what Houston gets for having a 8-1 all time record against the Phins
@mashedtomato2079
@mashedtomato2079 3 жыл бұрын
I'll give respect to Daryl Morey for standing with hong kongs freedom, rather than being a sellout to china as the nba seemingly is.
@chrismathgenius
@chrismathgenius 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly. He was the only NBA person with balls. That incident is why the NBA is fake and hypocritical with their social justice message. They only care if they can make a profit from it.
@beatsro5040
@beatsro5040 3 жыл бұрын
Yet a lot of things you buy come from China
@C-Thunder
@C-Thunder 3 жыл бұрын
NBA players look the other way when it comes to treatment of minorities and political freedoms and its sad!
@beatsro5040
@beatsro5040 3 жыл бұрын
@@C-Thunder that’s a while different country bruh you realize they got stricter rules smh
@C-Thunder
@C-Thunder 3 жыл бұрын
@@beatsro5040 it may be a whole different country but, they are slowly trying to take over this country! Just look at how they forced their hand with the NBA and Morey
@robymammon610
@robymammon610 2 жыл бұрын
One year since this video was made and how has it been for Houston since?: Rockets: - James Harden traded to Brooklyn and goes on a 20 game losing streak, finishing 17-55 with the worst record in the NBA. - Former Rocket P.J Tucker wins with Milwaukee - Don’t even get the first pick in the draft. - Lose 14 of 15 and 14 straight to start the 2021-2022 season. Texans: -J.J Watt, a franchise legend is released and joins Hopkins in Arizona. - Sexual assault allegations against Deshaun Watson, getting worse overtime. - Lose 8 straight to after winning the opener of the 2021 season, currently worse than the Jags. Astros: -George Springer leaves for Toronto. -Make another run to the World Series, only to be embarrassed by Atlanta, giving them their first title since 1995. -Carlos Correa leaves in free agency. - Dusty Baker still has no championship ring as a manager. There needs to be a part 2 of this.
@sandianexpress1198
@sandianexpress1198 2 жыл бұрын
Now the Texans fired David culley
@maxwyse1982
@maxwyse1982 2 жыл бұрын
And deshaun is in even more crap.
@ChiefBlue4298
@ChiefBlue4298 2 жыл бұрын
@@sandianexpress1198 and they hire Lovie Smith to replace Culley
@goodsoop420
@goodsoop420 2 жыл бұрын
@@ChiefBlue4298 The hire that screams "We wanted Flores, but he's too controversial, so let's hire the older, worse version of him"
@adammaliski
@adammaliski 2 жыл бұрын
There is no part two. The debt was never paid in the first place
@jamesporter3761
@jamesporter3761 3 жыл бұрын
Update: Harden traded, George Springer signs with Bluejays, Deshaun Watson trade incoming. Update 2: JJ Watt released Update 3: rockets lose 20 in a row Update 4: Deshaun Watson allegations Update 5: bad luck in NBA draft lottery Update 6: just lost the World Series
@soaringeagle175
@soaringeagle175 3 жыл бұрын
And possibly JJ trade inbound
@ItMeT0ken
@ItMeT0ken 3 жыл бұрын
And just now: JJ Watt Traded. Be a good boy Houston and put that ball back in your mouth.
@patrickcasey3618
@patrickcasey3618 3 жыл бұрын
JJ watt released
@thanhcollie360
@thanhcollie360 3 жыл бұрын
And now the allegations accusing Deshaun Watson of being a sexual predator
@xRussianbishop
@xRussianbishop 3 жыл бұрын
Trading Deshaun would have been a good thing when he first asked
@editorrbr2107
@editorrbr2107 3 жыл бұрын
This was outstanding. No joke, no dank meme. Just well earned praise. Thanks.
@Frank.donovan
@Frank.donovan 3 жыл бұрын
Tree ages like fine wine.
@philly_sports1558
@philly_sports1558 3 жыл бұрын
This is up there with his Maple Leafs video in terms of the best videos he’s ever made.
@magivkmeister6166
@magivkmeister6166 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah this is quality content right here
@BobBob-eb4io
@BobBob-eb4io 3 жыл бұрын
Idk the minasoda legacy of failure is still my favourite
@davidtuttle7556
@davidtuttle7556 3 жыл бұрын
The best LOF video Tree ever made was the Caps LOF. Single handedly jinxed the Caps to a Cup.
@akhilvishnubhotla2351
@akhilvishnubhotla2351 3 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early the Texans had a 24-0 lead on the Chiefs.
@noahcricket
@noahcricket 3 жыл бұрын
Take the 2 Ls out of your name cuz u don’t lose
@isaacwalker1931
@isaacwalker1931 3 жыл бұрын
And they blew it in one half 😂
@statz4304
@statz4304 3 жыл бұрын
@@isaacwalker1931 I remember that game I was so sad and then out of no where we starting when I shit myself
@apieceofyourleftearwaxonat4413
@apieceofyourleftearwaxonat4413 3 жыл бұрын
More like Atlanta 28-3..........
@facecampingbubba4656
@facecampingbubba4656 3 жыл бұрын
The Chiefs will take the lead before the video ends
@Undominus_
@Undominus_ 2 жыл бұрын
Im a Houstonian and 2 weeks after the braves won the World Series, I come across this video. Over the summer I told my manager the following, “Thank god I’m a NASCAR fan, because all of our sports teams are in shambles”
@teen_laqueefa
@teen_laqueefa 2 жыл бұрын
My girlfriends husband likes NASCAR!!!! RACE DAY IS OUR TIME
@matthewdowling6549
@matthewdowling6549 2 жыл бұрын
@@teen_laqueefa LOL
@ReggieKSanshire
@ReggieKSanshire 2 жыл бұрын
2021: The Astros have finally made it back to the World Series. They end up being down 3-1 against the Atlanta Braves. The succubus lures them back into a false sense of hope by guiding them to a Game 5 victory at Truist Park. ...Oh, you thought this was going to be another case of Atlanta's chronic choking problem, didn't you? Enter Game 6. The Braves put a boot up their ass as Jose Altuve gets shut down, and they get shut out 7-0 at Minute Maid Park. The Braves break the city's choking curse. The succubus continues to assert her dominance over your city's hopes and dreams.
@thedude3065
@thedude3065 2 жыл бұрын
Yordan Alvarez had 2 hits across all six games
@Canada1994
@Canada1994 2 жыл бұрын
I posted something similar on the same day as you.
@mahmoud6843
@mahmoud6843 2 жыл бұрын
Dont forget, the succubus made sure the Braves starting pitcher would only play the first game
@ibhaenggi
@ibhaenggi 2 жыл бұрын
And it was all thanks to shitty Pitching Changes (or lack thereof).
@angelomendez6316
@angelomendez6316 2 жыл бұрын
They are in danger of losing Carlos Correa who's a free agent right now
@ianp7383
@ianp7383 3 жыл бұрын
Us Houston Fans are watching this like a horror movie
@cfsjedi8180
@cfsjedi8180 3 жыл бұрын
I cried every single second. I watched the news about the drums. I have tears coming from every pore. They Texans were support to be amazing last year. Frick you bob
@jpthomas9491
@jpthomas9491 3 жыл бұрын
1. Lie down 2. Try not to cry 3. Cry a lot 4. Curse BoB's name
@colincowboy1565
@colincowboy1565 3 жыл бұрын
We have been living in this endless horror movie
@txbuzzkill6276
@txbuzzkill6276 3 жыл бұрын
Nahh... we're just nodding in agreement.
@Tempest_Trackers
@Tempest_Trackers 3 жыл бұрын
Guys I think we’re bad at sports🤷🏽‍♂️
@enigmaskull3495
@enigmaskull3495 3 жыл бұрын
The people I feel bad for in Houston: - Deshaun Waston (This aged poorly) - JJ Watt - Daryl Morey
@ChiefBlue4298
@ChiefBlue4298 3 жыл бұрын
Now Daryl Morey is employed by the Sixers
@Adam1991713
@Adam1991713 3 жыл бұрын
Don't even feel sorry for Morey. That dude did jack shit with the Rockets.
@aandwdabest
@aandwdabest 3 жыл бұрын
@@Adam1991713 Moreyball didn’t work as well as they thought it would be. That tweet about HK was objectively brave (even though he posted it when two NBA teams were about to play their NBA China pre-season matches) but it was the beginning of an end for him.
@theman1412
@theman1412 3 жыл бұрын
Why Morey? He f**ked the Rockets with that Westbrook trade
@Neekalos
@Neekalos 3 жыл бұрын
@@theman1412 their owner, Fertitta, was the one who demanded the Westbrook trade. He's mainly the one at fault here
@alexovechkinsgolfbag1591
@alexovechkinsgolfbag1591 3 жыл бұрын
You might need to make a part two to this 😂😂😂
@darthvader3742
@darthvader3742 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah if Waston and J.J Watt both leave then he will definitely have to make a another video.
@alexovechkinsgolfbag1591
@alexovechkinsgolfbag1591 3 жыл бұрын
@@darthvader3742 and cuz of the harden trade too
@darthvader3742
@darthvader3742 3 жыл бұрын
@@alexovechkinsgolfbag1591 yeah that as well
@Savage_tlnt6
@Savage_tlnt6 3 жыл бұрын
If Deshaun Watson gets traded, we're going to need a part 2
@spittin_BXRS
@spittin_BXRS 3 жыл бұрын
Nowadays houston sucks at sports
@mikeburns3912
@mikeburns3912 2 жыл бұрын
To say this video has aged like a fine wine would be a complete understatement. I feel like Tree should return to this video by adding more chapters to it. The She-Devil has blessed this city with more drama and shame.
@houstonsportsfan1017
@houstonsportsfan1017 2 жыл бұрын
Nope, Houston Dash won 2020 NWSL Challenge Cup
@parkerbragg7093
@parkerbragg7093 2 жыл бұрын
@@houstonsportsfan1017 no one knows nor cares about the Houston dash
@mikeburns3912
@mikeburns3912 2 жыл бұрын
I have no clue what NWSL is. LOL
@houstonsportsfan1017
@houstonsportsfan1017 2 жыл бұрын
@@parkerbragg7093 Same thing with Hockey
@vince11harris
@vince11harris Жыл бұрын
@@houstonsportsfan1017 The Who?
@UnlimitedProduction1
@UnlimitedProduction1 3 жыл бұрын
The Astros WS was huge for the city at the time. We were recovering from hurricane Harvey and there was a sense that the win was what the city needed. Little did we know it was the beginning of the end
@iamhungey12345
@iamhungey12345 3 жыл бұрын
Many of us were happy for them when they won, then the truth came out banging...
@jaypreal4915
@jaypreal4915 3 жыл бұрын
@@iamhungey12345 😂😂
@kamikazekricket7746
@kamikazekricket7746 3 жыл бұрын
@A Champion the Yankees and Red Sox cheated too, its just the Astros were exposed when nothing was going on and the yanks and sox got exposed during COVID so no one payed attention to it
@ZacharyTen4
@ZacharyTen4 3 жыл бұрын
@@kamikazekricket7746 it got revealed that red sox didn't actually cheat don't know about the yanks but I'm guessing they didn't do to much lol
@somekidnamedenzo4932
@somekidnamedenzo4932 3 жыл бұрын
@@kamikazekricket7746 Does that make it any better?
@TEXpanteraAS
@TEXpanteraAS 3 жыл бұрын
As a native Houstonian this couldn’t be more true.
@chazztreat8317
@chazztreat8317 3 жыл бұрын
As a Clevelander I feel your pain. The Indians choked lead after lead in the playoffs The Browns haven’t done anything good (until now) The Cavaliers have been all but dead after that title The Blue Jackets are the new Washington Capitals
@silentstorm5439
@silentstorm5439 3 жыл бұрын
It hurts just as much as I agree with this video. Rebuilding all of our teams..is gonna be a nightmare
@DieHarder4ever
@DieHarder4ever 3 жыл бұрын
Right with you man. I don’t care about the Texans or the Rockets. But I’ve been an Astros fan since I was 3 and now I love them but I’m like the clean Saint mother of a criminal son that just got out of prison. They have years to clean up the mess they made. We shall see if they can play clean baseball and stay away for the she-devil.
@_gabe_2407
@_gabe_2407 3 жыл бұрын
@@DieHarder4ever Long time fan here also. True but Astros are not the only team to have done what they did, just wait until another snitch like Fiers come around so the focus can be away from the Astros.
@silentstorm5439
@silentstorm5439 3 жыл бұрын
@@_gabe_2407 the focus will forever be on the astros people love shitting on houston when they can from my experience lol
@cmurphy0707
@cmurphy0707 Жыл бұрын
The city may have sold it’s soul but after last night the entire world learned that it never sold it’s spirit.
@scottcarter8864
@scottcarter8864 Жыл бұрын
The debt to the succubus is paid. Free at last!
@bryson1482
@bryson1482 Жыл бұрын
Good quote
@jackbennett6902
@jackbennett6902 Жыл бұрын
@@scottcarter8864or have they simply made a second bargain? Only their 5 first rounders this year for the Texans will show.
@robertpetrosyan7520
@robertpetrosyan7520 3 жыл бұрын
This needs a sequel [checks Deshaun Watson allegations], nah, two sequels.
@gameboiz1
@gameboiz1 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing is as bad as Boston
@TonyPajamaz
@TonyPajamaz 2 жыл бұрын
@@gameboiz1 what universe do you live in lmao?
@gameboiz1
@gameboiz1 2 жыл бұрын
@@TonyPajamaz only recently
@TonyPajamaz
@TonyPajamaz 2 жыл бұрын
@@gameboiz1 how lmao? Boston is fine. Basketball and baseball are pretty good and football is meh rebuilding yet better than a lot of teams lol. I repeat, what universe are you in? I can’t tell if you’re stupid or trolling.
@gameboiz1
@gameboiz1 2 жыл бұрын
@@TonyPajamaz after Brady left redsox end up with one of the worst records. Patriots team dies to covid and loose like more than half their team. Celtics go to the final four but loose because Kemba walker gets injured, next year for Celtics they have jalen brown Kemba walker and rob Willams get hurt (their 2nd 3rd and 4th best players) then two years in a row the bruins loose in the playoffs because their goalie is injured. I mean now we have the redsox who have turned shit around, but after Brady left we had 6 cursed seasons in a row
@jaymarti3188
@jaymarti3188 3 жыл бұрын
24 minute video from Tree, Man the Christmas Creep is getting bad cause Tree giving us his present early
@BigBlack81
@BigBlack81 3 жыл бұрын
I just worry that if we're getting the presents this early, so many others are going to leave nothing but COAL in our stockings for the rest of the season. Celebrate the holiday cheer now, family. We might not have much else of it, save this. And Letterkenny Season 9 dropping Christmas day. XD
@jeanpierrepowal3632
@jeanpierrepowal3632 3 жыл бұрын
Dont forget that the Falcons choked in NRG Stadium in the Super Bowl. Where was that? Oh yeah, Houston!
@jonathanbethards3689
@jonathanbethards3689 3 жыл бұрын
The Christmas Creep sounds like an extra touchy mall Santa
@phenom2012
@phenom2012 3 жыл бұрын
As a Houstonian, we are truly a cursed city. Even the Roughnecks weren't spared.
@noahkoz6873
@noahkoz6873 3 жыл бұрын
Same thing happened to Chicago after the Cubs won
@w.s.659
@w.s.659 3 жыл бұрын
@@noahkoz6873 at least you can be happy about your Title
@ericdaniel323
@ericdaniel323 3 жыл бұрын
We'll always have '94-'95.
@aliceliska
@aliceliska 3 жыл бұрын
@@noahkoz6873 you had 3 cups from the Blackhawks this decade!!
@vaporterra
@vaporterra 3 жыл бұрын
Not even the Houston Dynamo
@tommybavaro6646
@tommybavaro6646 Жыл бұрын
The Astros are the 2022 World Champions. There is one more thing I ask of Houston. Bring an NHL Team to the city of Houston.
@IAmAlpharius20
@IAmAlpharius20 Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, the Astros just shot themselves in the foot by TRADING THEIR ENTIRE BULLPEN AND JUSTIN VERLANDER. never change Houston, never change.
@jacksonbashiri8118
@jacksonbashiri8118 Жыл бұрын
@@IAmAlpharius20trading their entire bullpen? lmao who did they trade
@Gemnist98
@Gemnist98 Жыл бұрын
Do you not remember the Aeros? We tried to have hockey in Houston and it didn’t work out. Let’s face it, hockey isn’t exactly going to catch on in a city where it snows once every four years.
@riku8799
@riku8799 Жыл бұрын
@@Gemnist98 Tampa? If the owner is willing to compete when the time is right. Sadly Tillman will probably be the guy.
@sportballotaku2139
@sportballotaku2139 Жыл бұрын
@@Gemnist98So? The Vegas Golden Knights just won a goddamn Cup. The fans were happy. And it never snows in Vegas. I think Houston would love a hockey team
@JCP405
@JCP405 3 жыл бұрын
This video is aging better every second.
@jacksonbashiri8118
@jacksonbashiri8118 2 жыл бұрын
things are actually starting to look kinda better with the astros being good, rockets getting the second pick, and the cougs making the final four in march madness
@jacksonbashiri8118
@jacksonbashiri8118 2 жыл бұрын
JGN and now the Astros in World Series
@sebastianperezmusic
@sebastianperezmusic 2 жыл бұрын
@@jacksonbashiri8118 and now they’ve lost
@teslamachine
@teslamachine 2 жыл бұрын
@@jacksonbashiri8118 too bad they lost 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jacksonbashiri8118
@jacksonbashiri8118 2 жыл бұрын
Gregory Dena they still made it to the word series? didn’t know that being better than 28 teams is a bad thing
@tuckerrobbins9592
@tuckerrobbins9592 3 жыл бұрын
How the nba reacted to the Darryl morey situation really showed the world their true colors. Money>human rights.
@redwingsfan3621
@redwingsfan3621 3 жыл бұрын
@capacitance-rca1981Not sure what you’re implying but Tucker’s comment is spot on.
@redwingsfan3621
@redwingsfan3621 3 жыл бұрын
@capacitance-rca1981 I’m not worried about anything. My point to you is Tucker is right. The NBA is only concerned about money, not about human rights violations in China.
@redwingsfan3621
@redwingsfan3621 3 жыл бұрын
@capacitance-rca1981 I think we agree on most things. No player is worth that much money.
@wazemo2764
@wazemo2764 3 жыл бұрын
What happened?
@chiefkeefsosa4018
@chiefkeefsosa4018 3 жыл бұрын
who cares he cut melo
@isaacwalker1931
@isaacwalker1931 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The Rockets got more first round picks for Robert Covington, than the Texans did for Hopkins.
@jesse8028
@jesse8028 3 жыл бұрын
W
@screamingsheik2264
@screamingsheik2264 3 жыл бұрын
Ooof
@bucksatanII
@bucksatanII 3 жыл бұрын
That's insane
@angrybusinessmankillingthe6343
@angrybusinessmankillingthe6343 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: 10,000 people have said this already. It was mildly funny the first time, it's not funny anymore.
@epictorres96
@epictorres96 3 жыл бұрын
It's honestly the worst trade in the history of trades in the modern sports era. I don't know how you can justify such a terrible deal.
@justinmaybach6388
@justinmaybach6388 3 жыл бұрын
1:00 Prologue 2:04 The succubus is introduced 2:44 Watson injury soils 2017 for Texans 4:10 Rockets lose Paul in 2018 playoffs 5:37 Astros lose to Boston in 2018 playoffs 6:31 Texans playoff loss and 2019 offseason 9:14 Rockets choke and make headlines 12:21 Astros title lost and scandal revealed 15:24 Texans choke before 2020 offseason 18:44 Rockets fall short in NBA Bubble 20:07 Texans poor start to the 2020 season 21:21 Astros lose in the ALCS to the Rays 22:37 Epilogue
@Zuudoh
@Zuudoh 3 жыл бұрын
hey i was security at that 24-0 Chiefs/Texans game. crowd was silent, ready to leave. but that second half made it the greatest football experience yet
@KyrinChase
@KyrinChase 2 жыл бұрын
My best friend is a Texans fan and that game still pisses him off. Not only because they lost the way they did. But also because Bill O'Brien didn't get fired after the loss and Hopkins got traded 2 months later
@weath3rch4rt31
@weath3rch4rt31 3 жыл бұрын
Dont forget that the Falcons choked in NRG Stadium in the Super Bowl. Where was that? Oh yeah, Houston!
@BRO77TX
@BRO77TX 3 жыл бұрын
That has NOTHING to do with this video...weak take!! Failcons blew that all in their own!!
@brentgranger7856
@brentgranger7856 3 жыл бұрын
So did the Carolina Panthers in Super Bowl 38 when John Kasay kicked the ball out of bounds. That was also in Houston as was Janet Jackson’s “wardrobe malfunction.”
@mccccccccc
@mccccccccc 3 жыл бұрын
@@BRO77TX the joke you
@patrickhanlon2083
@patrickhanlon2083 3 жыл бұрын
@@BRO77TX That happened before the WS anyways
@lcapitan8286
@lcapitan8286 3 жыл бұрын
Houston is cursed
@Joseph-Thomas
@Joseph-Thomas 3 жыл бұрын
This is what quality content looks like. Tree, I know this may get said to you down here a lot, but thank you so fucking much for making the videos you do. Your on screen personality meshes well with your commentating videos and I feel as though I truly can trust you as both a content creator and a shit posted to keep the ads short and the content rolling. Thank you again for more amazing content and I’ll try and go grab some merch to support you. Thank you again for the laughs and videos man. I truly hope you get as big as the likes of Pat Mcafee and that you manage to escape the hellhole of KZfaq monitization
@suprcrzy
@suprcrzy 3 жыл бұрын
For real! When the video was almost done, the thought of YT'ers always asking you to like the video before it even really starts, to subscribe and hit the notification bell, and then it proceeds to be some shit 10 minute video stretched out for ad purposes. But then we get CONSTANT vids like this from UT (and others like JCS, AVGN, and DSP just to name a few. Ok dsp was a joke), and it just made me think "this is what I come to YT for". Not the politics, and drama bullshit, just good, entertaining, on point videos! I salute you, UT!!
@rainfire9258
@rainfire9258 3 жыл бұрын
It's great really. He doesn't say stale clichés and tries to avoid any run-of-the-mill situations. This guy gives better coverage and the truth about sports better than some sports channels. Absolutely wonderful.
@JahNuhThunDeeTheOneAndOnly
@JahNuhThunDeeTheOneAndOnly 3 жыл бұрын
Jj Watt was released The Houston Texans are now the new Cleveland Browns, the Southwest Lions, or in other words, the new *FACTORY OF SADNESS.*
@jesfel14
@jesfel14 3 жыл бұрын
The Houston Football: A Legacy of Failure will be a worthy video up there with a future video of The NY Jets: A Half-Century of Failure.
@spittin_BXRS
@spittin_BXRS 3 жыл бұрын
Wow the Roughnecks ate the only team worth watching and they still don't win. Way to go COVID-19, you ruin lives
@maddog4269
@maddog4269 3 жыл бұрын
It’s only been 2 months and this video already needs to be updated, it’s aged like fine wine
@caesar_19
@caesar_19 3 жыл бұрын
Tilman Fertitta has done an impressive job. He's managed to destroy a title contender in record time. Speedrunning legend
@UrinatingTree
@UrinatingTree 3 жыл бұрын
Just wait until he gets a hockey team.
@robbiedillman3206
@robbiedillman3206 3 жыл бұрын
@@UrinatingTree division realignment season begins
@UrinatingTree
@UrinatingTree 3 жыл бұрын
@@robbiedillman3206 Arizona IS moving to the Central Division. Just saying.
@robbiedillman3206
@robbiedillman3206 3 жыл бұрын
@@UrinatingTree damn. But this year I'm glad pittsburgh is in the central
@nicksojka7457
@nicksojka7457 3 жыл бұрын
@@UrinatingTree Yeesh, the thought of putting a hockey team in Houston kinda worries me now. I don't want to even think about the kind of damage Succubus could do.
@therecordbreakerphd
@therecordbreakerphd 3 жыл бұрын
Houston be like, " Alrighty then, let's make the playoffs, lose, and then trade away our best players".
@ghulam237
@ghulam237 3 жыл бұрын
Houston sports teams in a nutshell
@emperorza5777
@emperorza5777 3 жыл бұрын
No cap especially with Rockets 😭
@Isuckatvideogames210
@Isuckatvideogames210 3 жыл бұрын
@@emperorza5777 the rockets and Texans are different tho. Dhop wanted out and so do harden and Westbrook
@Diabla5.7
@Diabla5.7 3 жыл бұрын
@@Isuckatvideogames210 If they do leave the rockets are screwed 😥
@Isuckatvideogames210
@Isuckatvideogames210 3 жыл бұрын
@@Diabla5.7 they're screwed regardless. Cuz the rockets front office sucks
@thekoniverse2704
@thekoniverse2704 2 жыл бұрын
SO much has happened since this video - this honestly needs a Part 2 as an extended "Congrats, Astros!" Yeah, those guys lost the World Series. To an 88-win team that was below .500 at the All-Star Break. Said team is located in a city that had their All-Star game stripped from them. Said city was also known for their sports teams massively choking in situations, which began with 28-3...in Houston. And not only did the Braves not choke Game 6, they shut out the Astros to win the World Series. In Houston. The succubus once again teased them with hope and then put them on display for all the world to mock and scorn.
@thedude3065
@thedude3065 2 жыл бұрын
he Astros bargain with the Succubus to return to the World Series key word being "return" for you see their opponent in the Braves had suffered far greater than they had the last time these two fought they died from a Chris Burke homer in extras they blew a 3-1 lead to the Dodgers in the NLCS their legends Phil Niekro and Hank Aaron die during the offseason Marcel Ozuna attacked his wife Mike Soroka fell apart from walking Ronald Acuna, their best player tore his ACL and because they had bled enough blood, the Succubus granted reprieve his name was Alex Anthopolus at the trade deadline he forges new alliances with Eddie Rosario Joc Pederson his old friend Adam Duvall and a name that will haunt Houston forever Jorge Soler making a statement in their former home in Milwaukee, settling their demons with the Dodgers, not a damn thing was stopping them despite forcing it to six games, it was merely prolonging the suffering, the first World Series clinch by shutout since 2005, a World Series the White Sox won against... well would you look at that, THE ASTROS!
@houstonsportsfan1017
@houstonsportsfan1017 2 жыл бұрын
@@thedude3065 Nope, Houston Dash won 2020 NWSL Challenge Cup
@thedude3065
@thedude3065 2 жыл бұрын
@@houstonsportsfan1017 whatever helps you sleep at night, hon.
@houstonsportsfan1017
@houstonsportsfan1017 2 жыл бұрын
@@thedude3065 Thanks
@ChiefBlue4298
@ChiefBlue4298 2 жыл бұрын
@@houstonsportsfan1017 🙄
@danielafshar
@danielafshar Жыл бұрын
The curse is over. The Astros won the World Series. Dusty Baker finally has his ring as a manager.
@Sam-im5tc
@Sam-im5tc 3 жыл бұрын
Bonus Torture: Houston has been the leading relocation rumor for YEARS of one of the worst run franchises in the NHL: The Arizona Coyotes.
@hattorihanzo2275
@hattorihanzo2275 3 жыл бұрын
A whopping 3 year rumor.
@UrinatingTree
@UrinatingTree 3 жыл бұрын
And even worse, the rumored owner is Tilman Fertitta. Consider that information how you will.
@CTBGoomba
@CTBGoomba 3 жыл бұрын
And we had to watch a Dallas team advance to the Stanley Cup Final this year … thankfully they lost though!
@brianhum8765
@brianhum8765 3 жыл бұрын
@@CTBGoomba Yea the world would've really been in a bad place if scumbag #1 Corey Perry had gotten another Cup. Thank God they lost.
@crazyluigi6664
@crazyluigi6664 3 жыл бұрын
@@UrinatingTree Joy, the rumor makes one wonder if it's even worth it anymore. What's better for them now: the current owner that already got a bunch of shit piled onto them, or the one that's gutting Houston's Rockets down to their core as we speak? Would you really hope Tilman's more like James Dolan with him being complete shit as an owner for basketball, but is more offhand with hockey instead?
@MarioGomez-gg3oy
@MarioGomez-gg3oy 3 жыл бұрын
I know I'm a minority but the succubus even went for the Houston Outlaws 😭
@sweets7779
@sweets7779 3 жыл бұрын
They've really gotten worse since 2018
@Introversion024
@Introversion024 3 жыл бұрын
I love overwatch and watch owl as a gladiators fan I send my condolences
@XXBASSOON1STXX
@XXBASSOON1STXX 3 жыл бұрын
Fuck Houston. They have Danteh rotting in hell and won't let the man leave. Can't put a tankline together.
@bartekmostek4850
@bartekmostek4850 3 жыл бұрын
Wait I completely forgot about Houston and the existence of the overwatch league
@kevinwong1988
@kevinwong1988 Жыл бұрын
I am here because the Astros have just won the World Series. May we hope that this one is legitimate.
@akhilsundar7376
@akhilsundar7376 Жыл бұрын
Nope. There were accusations of cheating throughout this playoffs. Sorry, but the debt persists. See you in hell, Broncos fan
@jacksonbashiri8118
@jacksonbashiri8118 Жыл бұрын
@@akhilsundar7376nah lol it’s legit
@Gemnist98
@Gemnist98 Жыл бұрын
@@akhilsundar7376 There were always going to be haters. Framber was cleared for pitch doctoring and Maldonado for the hit-by-pitch. You have nothing against us. Enjoy your Nuggets, since like our Astros they’re the only team worth a damn in that city.
@NeatoBurrito05
@NeatoBurrito05 Жыл бұрын
​@@akhilsundar7376 And were disproven lol
@NeatoBurrito05
@NeatoBurrito05 Жыл бұрын
@The Hershey Dog neither cheated lol
@EdmacZ
@EdmacZ 2 жыл бұрын
Houston just lost another world series. To another long-suffering meme city haunted by failure. Atlanta wins the World Series. The Succubus still demands payment.
@maxgray9919
@maxgray9919 3 жыл бұрын
As a diehard Houston sports fan, this was strangely cathartic in a way
@redwingsfan3621
@redwingsfan3621 3 жыл бұрын
Catharsis: the process of releasing, and thereby providing relief from strong or repressed emotions. (Just so my fellow hockey fans understand your point! ha).
@maxl.b.m.y.g.5918
@maxl.b.m.y.g.5918 3 жыл бұрын
Can I get a bang bang?
@rom7633
@rom7633 3 жыл бұрын
how's it going?
@maxgray9919
@maxgray9919 3 жыл бұрын
@@rom7633 fucking awful. where deshaun goes I go I guess. my last shot at happiness.
@thattallguy9053
@thattallguy9053 3 жыл бұрын
The Astros are good
@hammerpaw7338
@hammerpaw7338 3 жыл бұрын
lessons learned 1. Never hire a "quaterback whisperer" 2.No Deals With the Sucucbus
@ColtsPacers1
@ColtsPacers1 3 жыл бұрын
So which championship did New York sell themselves out for?
@hammerpaw7338
@hammerpaw7338 3 жыл бұрын
@@ColtsPacers1 have you seen new york? The place is so dirty. at least its not as bad as sanf fran. but im from a rual area so it might be clean by city standads
@ColtsPacers1
@ColtsPacers1 3 жыл бұрын
@@hammerpaw7338 I've seen their teams, isn't that enough?
@hammerpaw7338
@hammerpaw7338 3 жыл бұрын
@@ColtsPacers1 true, their sacrfice is probally having not on but 2 football teams be eternally shit
@melvinlu9663
@melvinlu9663 3 жыл бұрын
@@ColtsPacers1 The Giants Superbowls and they technically are in New Jersey
@garandx
@garandx 2 жыл бұрын
The Succubus laughs as houston thought payment was complete. She gave them hope, she gave them another chance. Then took it all away.
@houstonsportsfan1017
@houstonsportsfan1017 2 жыл бұрын
Houston Dash won 2020 NWSL Challenge Cup?
@seannetworkblogsandgames7504
@seannetworkblogsandgames7504 3 жыл бұрын
They win a title by cheating, and the rockets are undone by their GM being the only one willing to voice outrage for human rights atrocities. That is a sad irony
@houstonsportsfan918
@houstonsportsfan918 3 жыл бұрын
Astros cheated in Game 7 of 2017 WS?
@goldenhawkalumni5341
@goldenhawkalumni5341 3 жыл бұрын
@@houstonsportsfan918, probably. Most of the clips are from 2017-2018 seasons
@obijuanquenobi1911
@obijuanquenobi1911 3 жыл бұрын
@@houstonsportsfan918 I’m confused on how you can have a name that has both “happy” and “Houston” in it
@Skyostin
@Skyostin 3 жыл бұрын
@@houstonsportsfan918 they cheated in game 5 and the dodgers would have won in 6 games
@houstonsportsfan918
@houstonsportsfan918 3 жыл бұрын
@@Skyostin No proof of that
@CynicalMartian
@CynicalMartian 3 жыл бұрын
Tree finally made a vid about my hometown *sobs*
@seif.boughanmi8956
@seif.boughanmi8956 3 жыл бұрын
are those tears of happiness or sadness tho ?
@benjaminprewitt4281
@benjaminprewitt4281 3 жыл бұрын
@@seif.boughanmi8956 both. It’s always pain to have to relieve the tearing down of the Astros however in the end we all realized that our sports franchises deserved this kind of ass tearing.
@FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza
@FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza 3 жыл бұрын
@@benjaminprewitt4281 glad you realized that
@GG_AKA_GAVIN
@GG_AKA_GAVIN 3 жыл бұрын
I wish he made one about Florida
@dominic4981
@dominic4981 3 жыл бұрын
As a rockets fan I’m watching my team commiting self destruction with whole Harden to the nets thing and Westbrook not being happy and sucking badly previous season.
@BC-wz7rq
@BC-wz7rq 3 жыл бұрын
did Rockets really westbrick was the answer? they fucked up once they gave up Capela
@bennyonepointer9033
@bennyonepointer9033 3 жыл бұрын
Harden needs a playmaking shooter he proved that with Chris Paul. Westbrick is a ball hog who can't shoot he can be good only if he's the star. This is why they can never wi a ring together
@MasterEd75
@MasterEd75 2 жыл бұрын
Here we go. The part that really pisses me off is how the Astros didn’t need to cheat to win. They were on par or better than the Dodgers (as a Dodgers fan). I started following baseball in ‘04, so I got to see the end of the Killer B’s, with Beltran included. They were the hard luck losers of the ‘05chip. And they built themselves up to greatness after years of suffering in the cellar. There was so much emotion in that season, with the natural disaster, the players doing so well, and them putting up a great series against the Dodgers. Then it comes out that they cheated. Every team cheats, I know. But the effort they put into the system was absurd, unnecessary in the eyes of fans. But that’s how they chose to win. Tainted Beltrans return, the greatness of the players they brought up, and the year in retrospect. No Joe, the scandal isn’t behind them. It will continue to hang. Until they truly repent. Congrats Atlanta! Take your W and continue to meme!
@CaliQ09
@CaliQ09 2 жыл бұрын
Well said
@benlex5672
@benlex5672 2 жыл бұрын
Well, I guess they REALLY needed to cheat to win the world series.
@NFrk97
@NFrk97 2 жыл бұрын
They were not better than the Dodgers that year. Game 5 indicates as much. Series never would have reached 7 without it.
@houstonsportsfan1017
@houstonsportsfan1017 2 жыл бұрын
@@NFrk97 Maybe blame Jansen for blowing that lead in Game 2
@manzac112
@manzac112 Жыл бұрын
@@NFrk97 Maybe if LA didn't sh*t the bed in Game 2 or 7, you may have won that series.
@lordsnivyofnottingham2948
@lordsnivyofnottingham2948 2 жыл бұрын
And now the Succubus continues to make Houston suffer, teasing them with the prospect of the Braves choking, only for them to shut the Astros out in game 6 to win.
@thedude3065
@thedude3065 2 жыл бұрын
and then the man who threw out the ceremonial first pitch got 11 people killed at his concert due to negligence on all sides at AstroWorld
@houstonsportsfan1017
@houstonsportsfan1017 2 жыл бұрын
No Succumbus, Houston Dash won 2020 NWSL Challenge cup
@mrofficermancop
@mrofficermancop 3 жыл бұрын
As a lifelong Houston fan, this is perfect. Thank you. Thanks for summing up all the pain I have felt into one video.
@effrumtheretardo
@effrumtheretardo 3 жыл бұрын
"the old... owner of the Texans moved on to the great prison beyond the pearly gates" Holy shit, you killed him. Well, he died already, but holy shit you killed him again.
@JahNuhThunDeeTheOneAndOnly
@JahNuhThunDeeTheOneAndOnly 3 жыл бұрын
And now the Texans hired David Culley, a former coaching assistant from the Ravens who coached their passing offense...which was ranked dead last in the entire NFL. The Succubus stays undefeated.
@stylestunner5526
@stylestunner5526 3 жыл бұрын
Interesting
@HugeStan920
@HugeStan920 3 жыл бұрын
I thought the Jets had the dead last passing offense.
@tomkim2713
@tomkim2713 3 жыл бұрын
@@HugeStan920 you would think, but it's actually true
@alexvratsanos5227
@alexvratsanos5227 3 жыл бұрын
Should have listened to Brett Kollmann and hired Eric Bieniemy. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ap1nocmB0d23Y2g.html Heck, Kollmann would make a good GM!
@DVerseKing817
@DVerseKing817 2 жыл бұрын
Looks like the succubus strikes again. “Oh, how little you truly knew about the deal you made…”
@miamicornfins719
@miamicornfins719 3 жыл бұрын
Houston after winning the World Series-“we gotta sell this SO hard”
@patrick-xu1go
@patrick-xu1go 3 жыл бұрын
@@austinlundy7093 They still have a shot at a wildcard spot. They’re in a 3 way tie with Vegas and Baltimore
@moustafakhattab6510
@moustafakhattab6510 3 жыл бұрын
@@austinlundy7093 Lol what a dumb comment, they're not "tanking" because they are a good team. 6-4 with a shot at the playoffs
@ethanbends9609
@ethanbends9609 3 жыл бұрын
I just moved away from Houston to Atlanta. I feel right at home.
@kmena05
@kmena05 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@ghulam237
@ghulam237 3 жыл бұрын
Atlanta.nice city.bad sports teams
@justinnzamora5366
@justinnzamora5366 Жыл бұрын
November 5, 2022 The day Houston slays the Succubus. It's time for part 2 for this video.
@xanderloosvelt6951
@xanderloosvelt6951 3 жыл бұрын
4 months later. JJ Watt: Cardinals Russell Westbrook: White House James Harden: Nets Astros: F**ked Deshaun: Jail????????
@sawyertuide7636
@sawyertuide7636 3 жыл бұрын
Astros aren’t quite fucked but everything else, correct. Also Springer is in Toronto, and the Rockets/Texans are fucked. To say the latter is just that is an understatement
@christiansagastegui4069
@christiansagastegui4069 3 жыл бұрын
Here's the funny thing about houston: no Houston sports fan ever asked for our teams to sell our soul for this.
@jordanwelch3832
@jordanwelch3832 3 жыл бұрын
As a fan, shame and embarrassment for sure. One of the reasons I’m relocating cities. Wonder what legends like Biggio, Bagwell, Berkman, etc. would think given what they did. Something still tells me it sounds a little “hoaxy,” but it sure is sad to see 2017 game 5 mean nothing anymore
@CJEstradaMartinez
@CJEstradaMartinez 3 жыл бұрын
@@jordanwelch3832 You could also put Hakeem Olajuwon on that list. Houston deserves every ounce of bad karma.
@patwhite8106
@patwhite8106 3 жыл бұрын
@@jordanwelch3832 don't be ashamed. Sign stealing is part of the game and every team does it. Astros and red Sox are the only ones caught so far
@TheToxicity
@TheToxicity 3 жыл бұрын
@@patwhite8106 Stealing signs with technology is not allowed. Everybody does steal signs, but with their eyes and brains. Your little pathetic fucking team got caught cheating. Lay off the copium.
@slaymyface1357
@slaymyface1357 3 жыл бұрын
@@jordanwelch3832 man i forget about lance berkman and his dominance in houston before going to the evil empire
@bolbyballinger
@bolbyballinger 3 жыл бұрын
And now it looks like JJ Watt, the most beloved man in Houston, is looking to get out. I imagine that that will be the worst and final payment. The literal taking of Houston's soul.
@obinnanwakwue5735
@obinnanwakwue5735 3 жыл бұрын
Rumor has it Deshaun Watson wants out too Update: JJ is gone
@bayoflife1476
@bayoflife1476 Жыл бұрын
After the Astros won the WS, we need an update video about the deal and how it was finally completed.
@IAmAlpharius20
@IAmAlpharius20 Жыл бұрын
Here after the Astros traded Verlander. The deal is still on.
@bryson1482
@bryson1482 Жыл бұрын
@@IAmAlpharius20 Nah, Astros have Hunter Brown + Verlander is getting old
@AutoArtemAuto
@AutoArtemAuto Жыл бұрын
@@bryson1482 And McCullers.
@Gemnist98
@Gemnist98 Жыл бұрын
@@IAmAlpharius20 They didn’t trade him, they let him walk in free agency.
@JacksonLane02
@JacksonLane02 Жыл бұрын
​@@bryson1482 but Verlander gets better with age
@archangelgv2811
@archangelgv2811 2 жыл бұрын
And now they lost the WS at home being shutout 7-0. Aged like fine wine, Tree!
@familyguyfan8899
@familyguyfan8899 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine Bill O’Brien, Adam Gase, and Dan Quinn on the same coaching staff
@englandismycity1617
@englandismycity1617 3 жыл бұрын
In 2013, Bill O brian was the patriots offensive coordinator, adam gase was the broncos offensive coordinator, and dan quinn was the seahawks defensive coordinator
@DawgPoundGeneral
@DawgPoundGeneral 3 жыл бұрын
Gotta get Hue Jackson to be the QB coach as well
@ShudowWolf
@ShudowWolf 3 жыл бұрын
also Matt Patricia
@familyguyfan8899
@familyguyfan8899 3 жыл бұрын
@@DawgPoundGeneral yes
@familyguyfan8899
@familyguyfan8899 3 жыл бұрын
@@ShudowWolf him as well
@mbdg6810
@mbdg6810 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine houston and atlanta playing a championship for one of these professional sports.
@ademirsegura6307
@ademirsegura6307 3 жыл бұрын
Texans v Falcons Astros (if they were AL) v Braves Rockets v Hawks Dynamo FC v United FC Of course there’s no NHL teams for either (since the thrashers moved to Winnipeg)
@mateostamper1141
@mateostamper1141 3 жыл бұрын
@@ademirsegura6307 the astros are in the AL. Have been since 2013
@ademirsegura6307
@ademirsegura6307 3 жыл бұрын
@@mateostamper1141 oh ok
@Avvura
@Avvura 3 жыл бұрын
Very close with Braves and Astros this year
@mmicb0b
@mmicb0b 3 жыл бұрын
Houston will cheat to win
@WelcomeToTheMadKingdom
@WelcomeToTheMadKingdom 2 жыл бұрын
Glory to the Succubus for upholding her thirst for the punishment of Houston. May her reign of terror bare more plentiful fruits of misery Bless the High Priestess of memes
@houstonsportsfan1017
@houstonsportsfan1017 2 жыл бұрын
No Succumbus, Houston Dash won 2020 NWSL Challenge Cup?
@joelnigro5739
@joelnigro5739 2 жыл бұрын
This vid continues to age flawlessly
@LiskHelio
@LiskHelio 3 жыл бұрын
The seller of their soul was bill o'brien. His price was a ham sandwich and a pack of gum
@mandoyancy9429
@mandoyancy9429 3 жыл бұрын
Traded Hop for half a bag of stale hot cheetos.
@u4yk
@u4yk 3 жыл бұрын
He didn't even get the pack of gum.
@justinpelkey6722
@justinpelkey6722 3 жыл бұрын
All he did was trade a top 3 reciever for a second round pick, not sure what the fuss is all about.🤣
@user-gm4kv2my4u
@user-gm4kv2my4u 3 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rrqYm5OrmrCaqp8.html
@mandoyancy9429
@mandoyancy9429 3 жыл бұрын
@@justinpelkey6722 Your whole organization failed to save Andrew Luck.
@naveenmukkatt5031
@naveenmukkatt5031 3 жыл бұрын
That was supposed to be the championship Houston needed after the destruction Harvey rained on us. This is so cursed.
@diamondlights9819
@diamondlights9819 3 жыл бұрын
alternate universe astros win without cheating and the rockets don't do...that in game 7, houston has 2 titles after harvey
@SuperCatacata
@SuperCatacata 3 жыл бұрын
@lance murrell Good for you. You will never be able to celebrate it around any actual sports fan tho. Unless you just want to be a dick, i guess. Nevermind, after this last post season I already saw plenty of Astros fans being dicks.
@DarkCT
@DarkCT 3 жыл бұрын
@@SuperCatacata talk about clinging to a pile of crap eh? how did they act like dicks during the post season?
@sawyertuide7636
@sawyertuide7636 3 жыл бұрын
@@diamondlights9819 Springer might honestly still be an Astro and CP3/Harden might still be there too.
@adamant1015
@adamant1015 2 жыл бұрын
@@SuperCatacata You call us dicks, we’re more so just defending our team from what has objectively been the most ridiculous overblown reaction to something that is as old as the game itself. And go look at the numbers. The cheating made the Astros WORSE. It didn’t help them at all. Nearly every regular starter had a higher road BA, OPS, slugging %, etc. So yeah we might seem like dicks, but we have to look out for our team.
@xypherus777
@xypherus777 2 жыл бұрын
SINCE THIS VIDEO: -Texans bottom out, give up 3rd overall pick in draft, JJ Watt released as DeShaun Watson demands out -Rockets trade their top 2 players for table scraps of their true value, finish towards the bottom of the league -Astros make World Series again but lose in 6, Dusty Baker adds to his Legacy of Failure, Correa & Verlander likely gone in Free Agency This video was only the beginning. Jesus Christ.
@matthewdowling6549
@matthewdowling6549 2 жыл бұрын
And Deshaun's in a whole boatload of trouble
@coryhardwick7308
@coryhardwick7308 Жыл бұрын
Except Verlander stayed and will likely win the Cy Young, Astros are the best team in the AL, again, and they replaced Correa with a rookie who is only producing slightly less than Carlos and costs much less.
@scottcarter8864
@scottcarter8864 Жыл бұрын
Plus a World Series title for the Astros!!
@therandomkingofanything4654
@therandomkingofanything4654 Жыл бұрын
-2022 WS Champs Oh wait…
@STEEZY_TREV16
@STEEZY_TREV16 2 жыл бұрын
And now the Astros lost the WS to Atlanta. A team who was under .500 for half the season. They still havent paid off the debt
@houstonsportsfan1017
@houstonsportsfan1017 2 жыл бұрын
Nope, Houston Dash won 2020 NWSL Challenge Cup
@thedude3065
@thedude3065 2 жыл бұрын
@@houstonsportsfan1017 you're too eager to justify nonsense to even realize what you speak to.
@patrickhanlon2083
@patrickhanlon2083 2 жыл бұрын
@@houstonsportsfan1017 Truly the work of the Saccubus
@houstonsportsfan1017
@houstonsportsfan1017 2 жыл бұрын
@@thedude3065 ?
@houstonsportsfan1017
@houstonsportsfan1017 2 жыл бұрын
@@patrickhanlon2083 L
@thomasleffler6721
@thomasleffler6721 3 жыл бұрын
One more gut punch, after years of injuries with Hopkins, Will Fuller is now finally healthy and balling when it doesn’t matter
@krishnamadhekar1046
@krishnamadhekar1046 3 жыл бұрын
I was watching this and got a notification that he just got suspended for 6 games for using performance enhancing drugs so, nope you don’t even have that
@thomasleffler6721
@thomasleffler6721 3 жыл бұрын
Damn 😂😂
@jokerboy4299
@jokerboy4299 3 жыл бұрын
@@krishnamadhekar1046 thought you were trolling before I checked, that is quite something
@NathanReeve
@NathanReeve 3 жыл бұрын
@@krishnamadhekar1046 and now Bradley Roby too. As a Titans fan, you love to see it. They both got 6 games so they were masking their usage too.
@brandonpearson8442
@brandonpearson8442 3 жыл бұрын
Now we know why he hasn’t been injured
@JaimeGarcia-oz5fh
@JaimeGarcia-oz5fh 3 жыл бұрын
You know it's depressing when out of the four franchises it's the one in the MLS that has had the most success since the turn of the millennium.
@somitch01
@somitch01 3 жыл бұрын
And it used another team.
@JaimeGarcia-oz5fh
@JaimeGarcia-oz5fh 3 жыл бұрын
@@somitch01 Good luck against Seattle. It's gonna be a tough one.
@m.c.martin
@m.c.martin 3 жыл бұрын
Yes the team formerly known as the San Jose Earthquakes, one of the most cursed MLS Teams ever, is Houston’s Soccer Team. Yes that includes both old and new Earthquakes
@KamiKazeDrMario
@KamiKazeDrMario 3 жыл бұрын
And now the Dynamo are utter shit now
@davidpeters2625
@davidpeters2625 3 жыл бұрын
Not just them but their sister team, the Houston Dash, couldn’t do sh*t until then Covid-19 hits and it literally takes a TOURNAMENT for them to win... shameful, I feel so bad for Jane Campbell, Christie Mewis, you get the drill..
@justinnzamora5366
@justinnzamora5366 2 жыл бұрын
The Succubus Saga continues in H-Town.
@MazeDaGr8
@MazeDaGr8 2 жыл бұрын
Succubus - Ohhhh Houston.... You really thought I was done with you?? You thought you paid your debt huh? (Evil chuckle) Oh how naive you are, my pretties 😈 I'm Not done with you Yet 💃
@gangpardos3833
@gangpardos3833 3 жыл бұрын
TREE the rockets just traded Westbrook and another first for John Wall. The succubus keeps sucking, long after the climax.
@gangpardos3833
@gangpardos3833 3 жыл бұрын
@@mythicgamer6291 sex purgatory sounds really fun for the first day, then you realize its for eternity
@mythicgamer6291
@mythicgamer6291 3 жыл бұрын
@@gangpardos3833 yep and you're screwed
@johnshannon8367
@johnshannon8367 3 жыл бұрын
And Harden basically telling them to trade him. Tree was early on this video.
@Flamingbro69
@Flamingbro69 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnshannon8367 Welp, if Harden does get traded, he’ll most likely go to Philly probably, with how he likes Morey a lot. Although we still could potentially see Giannis pull a KD and possibly go somewhere like the Lakers, especially with him hinting about how he likes LeBron and AD a lot.
@chubba4790
@chubba4790 3 жыл бұрын
@@Flamingbro69 Update: Giannis is staying in Milwaukee
@hokiemonproductions9558
@hokiemonproductions9558 3 жыл бұрын
Tree, this is the best narration you have presented us. This is a work of art and torture depending on the audience. Bravo 👏
@TimLSim
@TimLSim 3 жыл бұрын
Torture for me as a Houstonian by birth.
@KalenAlmeida
@KalenAlmeida 3 жыл бұрын
6 months later and tree already has enough content for a part 2
@ajc-ff5cm
@ajc-ff5cm 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Tree, we eagerly await an update to this masterpiece.
@houstonsportsfan1017
@houstonsportsfan1017 2 жыл бұрын
Why Dash won 2020 NWSL Challenge cup?
@bn_2759
@bn_2759 3 жыл бұрын
Who else is here after Triple-Double man got traded? E: Other events in Houston since this was uploaded: -James Harden traded for a bulk return -George Springer signed with Toronto -Deshaun Watson accused of sexual assault by dozens of women -JJ Watt released
@Spidervenom23
@Spidervenom23 3 жыл бұрын
The Rockets becoming one of the worse NBA teams I ever seen and I'm a Bulls and a Cavs Fans lol.
@ngarcia103
@ngarcia103 3 жыл бұрын
As a Blue Jays fan... I can't wait to see Springer healthy. But I swear, if the Leafs (who I'm not a fan of) strike a similar deal with the succubus...
@bn_2759
@bn_2759 3 жыл бұрын
@@ngarcia103 Oh they already did years ago my friend
@ngarcia103
@ngarcia103 3 жыл бұрын
@@bn_2759 Thankfully it didn't spread to the other Toronto teams, then. (Unless that was part of the Leafs' deal... having to watch their baseball, basketball and soccer counterparts celebrate championships won since their last Stanley Cup.)
@ImNotNormAll
@ImNotNormAll 3 жыл бұрын
The only thing missing to make Houston a bigger sellout is giving them a hockey team.
@rmst2022
@rmst2022 3 жыл бұрын
Well, that is why the Coyotes will be in the Central Division after this year.
@tannerwilson4843
@tannerwilson4843 3 жыл бұрын
They is a fast growing Houston hockey movement taking place in Houston right now.
@markbaranyk9161
@markbaranyk9161 3 жыл бұрын
@@tannerwilson4843 really? Are they pushing for a team?
@tannerwilson4843
@tannerwilson4843 3 жыл бұрын
@@markbaranyk9161 Yes!
@markbaranyk9161
@markbaranyk9161 3 жыл бұрын
@@tannerwilson4843 cool
@KaRaTeLoRd11PS3
@KaRaTeLoRd11PS3 2 жыл бұрын
This saga is the gift that keeps on giving
@houstonsportsfan1017
@houstonsportsfan1017 2 жыл бұрын
Nope, Houston Dash won 2020 NWSl Challenge Cup
@thedude3065
@thedude3065 2 жыл бұрын
@@houstonsportsfan1017 you dont even read this before posting. do you?
@Trevor_void
@Trevor_void 3 жыл бұрын
at this point its looking like the succubus might have been visiting deshaun personally
@theman1412
@theman1412 3 жыл бұрын
16 times :)
@OkagaCalifornia
@OkagaCalifornia 3 жыл бұрын
As a Houstonion, I nearly fell into tears at least 10 times watching this. Good job Tree, this might be your best video ever.
@starlotic7900
@starlotic7900 3 жыл бұрын
@@Massachamp08 It really hurts because I didn't get the chance to watch the 2017 world series because I was still in navy bootcamp. And when I found out that they won I have never been so excited. I just wish the torture will be over soon
@casualnoob7316
@casualnoob7316 3 жыл бұрын
@@Massachamp08 it doesn’t look like the payment will end soon because it looks like Watson is done with the Texans and wants out of there.
@Dragoon1809
@Dragoon1809 3 жыл бұрын
Vince McMahon: The Devil of Sports Entertainment Do It!
@otaviofrn_adv
@otaviofrn_adv 3 жыл бұрын
Enough material for two parts, 40 minutes each
@geekymetalhead5112
@geekymetalhead5112 3 жыл бұрын
4 parts 40 minutes.
@MrLeedlesProductions
@MrLeedlesProductions 3 жыл бұрын
legitimately enough material for an hour-long video ranging from his racism, the steroid trial, the Benoit tragedy, the Saudi deal...
@Dragoon1809
@Dragoon1809 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrLeedlesProductions you can also add on all the BS that WWE pulled off this year on top of that list!
@youngstud214
@youngstud214 3 жыл бұрын
Plus the issue with Vince cutting off Twitch too.
@anwnerd1762
@anwnerd1762 2 жыл бұрын
The succubus beat Atlanta's choking curse. I wouldn't be surprised if the city of Houston goes championshipless for at least 50 whole years after this
@houstonsportsfan1017
@houstonsportsfan1017 2 жыл бұрын
Houston Dash won 2020 NWSL Challenge Cup?
@obijuanquenobi1911
@obijuanquenobi1911 2 жыл бұрын
@@houstonsportsfan1017 look, I tried the same stuff with Atlanta United winning the MLS cup a few years ago and they put me down for that. It’s not gonna work for you
@0RatedChess
@0RatedChess 2 жыл бұрын
“The lady likes to tease” 2021: The lady proceeds to gift you incredible ability only to take it away against the Braves in the WS.
@LeeTheEel
@LeeTheEel 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a Houston fan, but I loved this video. We deserve every bit of this.
@BRO77TX
@BRO77TX 3 жыл бұрын
Word...I honestly doubt we will ever see another championship in ANY sport ever again in our lifetime!! But, no matter what... NEVER...I mean NEVER...be a fan of any team from the “other” city in TX!!
@My-Stanky-Sock
@My-Stanky-Sock 3 жыл бұрын
Yep we do. :(
@leetman102
@leetman102 3 жыл бұрын
I admire the conviction but let's be honest. This is borderlining on masochism.
@sebastianperezmusic
@sebastianperezmusic 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve just given up on Houston honestly. They’ve practically killed my love for sports, I just watch football every now and then.
@sebastianperezmusic
@sebastianperezmusic 3 жыл бұрын
@A Champion You got that right. Dude’s fucking awesome.
@emilarmendariz1104
@emilarmendariz1104 3 жыл бұрын
"Fade me " - Houston Fans
@MazeDaGr8
@MazeDaGr8 Жыл бұрын
Succubus: Oh Astros, your debt has been paid.. in the blood of many in your city. Your freedom is granted. However Heed me, next time you go making deals with devils. Be sure to Read ALL the terms Run along now, my Pretties (Evil chuckle) 😈
@a17yearoldonyoutubeluigi
@a17yearoldonyoutubeluigi Жыл бұрын
Who’s gonna be her next victim, the city of Toronto is my guess, just look at the cities sports performance since the Raptors championship.
@STEEZY_TREV16
@STEEZY_TREV16 Жыл бұрын
​@@a17yearoldonyoutubeluigi The Leafs in particular
@jaypee9812
@jaypee9812 Жыл бұрын
@@STEEZY_TREV16 the leafs have been victims for a LONGGGG time
@AutoArtemAuto
@AutoArtemAuto Жыл бұрын
​@@a17yearoldonyoutubeluigi Pittsburgh.
@a17yearoldonyoutubeluigi
@a17yearoldonyoutubeluigi Жыл бұрын
@@AutoArtemAuto they have too been embarrassing, RIP Tree, kinda deserves it for being an ass to the rest of us.
@a17yearoldonyoutubeluigi
@a17yearoldonyoutubeluigi Жыл бұрын
Who’s here after the Astros blew the biggest lead in World Series history to lose game 1, Houston is still a city that makes me grateful to be a Torontonian.
@chaitanyalavu7405
@chaitanyalavu7405 Жыл бұрын
Lol.
@caseymurray4195
@caseymurray4195 Жыл бұрын
I’m here after they won
@HunterPhenomMakoy
@HunterPhenomMakoy Жыл бұрын
Your username is a disclaimer for the stupid shit you say on here, isn’t it?
@a17yearoldonyoutubeluigi
@a17yearoldonyoutubeluigi Жыл бұрын
@@caseymurray4195 I’m aware this aged poorly as shit.
@a17yearoldonyoutubeluigi
@a17yearoldonyoutubeluigi Жыл бұрын
@@hyperactive371 yeah this comment aged worse than milk.
@codenamelarry6518
@codenamelarry6518 3 жыл бұрын
TREE, YOU HAVE TO BRING BACK LOL METS!!!!!! In a year where memes continue to die, LOLMETS disappeared in 2019 out of pity for them. The reason why they get in their own way every year is because THEY ARE THE METS!!! That logic should amplify the meme, but instead it’s disappeared entirely. The meme never got old, yet it’s gone? Now we never got “Meet the Mets” 2020 edition (in a year where they finished in last place no doubt) and with Marcus Stroman’s issues along with the Wilpons selling the team and Robinson Cano’s PEDs, there’s a lot of LOLMETS going around. And even if Steve Cohen & Cano’s Suspension are positive things, LOLMETS always reigns supreme, as it always does when something positive happens to the Mets. If you need an example, watch the 2015 World Series.
@ryanlevis7532
@ryanlevis7532 3 жыл бұрын
LOLSTROS?
@justingilliland360
@justingilliland360 3 жыл бұрын
The Wilpons selling is the opposite of LOLMETS, it’s literally the best thing that could have ever happened to the team
@CT-1255
@CT-1255 3 жыл бұрын
Nah LOL JETS
@kickassssnation027
@kickassssnation027 3 жыл бұрын
Why is it, with the exception of the yankees, that the most miserable teams are in New York? The Jets, the Knicks, the Mets?
@codenamelarry6518
@codenamelarry6518 3 жыл бұрын
@@justingilliland360 It is a good thing, so was going to the 2015 World Series. Look how that turned out.
@SeruQuik
@SeruQuik 3 жыл бұрын
So... Do you have that succubus' number? Asking for a friend.
@ryanlevis7532
@ryanlevis7532 3 жыл бұрын
Day 22 of NNN and Tree is talking about Succubus... stop!!!!
@Heladio54
@Heladio54 3 жыл бұрын
I am the friend.
@MrCryptic100
@MrCryptic100 3 жыл бұрын
I think shes still busy in Kansas City right now...
@patrick-xu1go
@patrick-xu1go 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrCryptic100 Whats going on with Kansas City?
@erics.czernecki7333
@erics.czernecki7333 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe Philadelphia has it, actually. Ever since the Eagles in SB52: -Eagles barely straddling along, their only playoff win since coming because of a double doink -the Sixers' "Process" imploding in front of our eyes, culminating in the 4-0 obliteration against Boston -the Flyers finally capturing their Broad Street mojo in the regular season, then suddenly going down harder than ever in the postseason (such as losing to the *6 seed* Islanders this past season), and winning at possibly the worst possible time, when a loss in the first round could've gotten them Lafrienere -the Phillies pouring more money into their battery than Disney does into their live action adaptions, only for their bullpen to shit their pants so hard they'd probably blow a hole in their uniforms, and not even finishing with a winning record as a result -Hell, even their MLS team, the Union, managed to lose in their FIRST PLAYOFF GAME after winning the best-regular-season team title they bitched so hard to keep Frankly, Kansas City is golden compared to them.
@andrewmathews8339
@andrewmathews8339 Жыл бұрын
I guess the succubus decided to pay off Houston's debt now.
@longneck6456
@longneck6456 2 жыл бұрын
Who’s here after the Braves won the World Series?
@MrJackson2013
@MrJackson2013 3 жыл бұрын
As a Houston fan, I laughed, I cried. It’s hard out here right now. It’s gonna be a rough few years.
@benabramowitz18
@benabramowitz18 2 жыл бұрын
Who's here after the Astros returned to the World Series in 2021...and then lost to *ATLANTA* of all teams?!
@TimiVision1
@TimiVision1 2 жыл бұрын
The video aged so well that there’s enough content for a part 2
@icekapp7221
@icekapp7221 2 жыл бұрын
And then it got worse.
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