"HOW ABOUT ME?" 1950s SERVICE STATION ATTENDANT TRAINING FILM ANTIFREEZE SALES XD72564

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Made by Calvin Productions, "How About Me?" is a sales instructional film, made to educate service station attendants and owners about selling antifreeze, as well as providing proper customer service and attention to detail. The overriding lesson is about reminding customers to get their antifreeze replaced every year. The film begins with a man -- Mr. Smith -- in the complaint department / returns department of a major department store. The man discusses his own complaints as a consumer at a service station. At 2:47, Mr. Smith visits a full service station where the lazy attendant doesn't check his battery or oil. As a result, Mr. Smith's car overheats at (3:41) due to lack of antifreeze. At (4:10), an attendant who is more professional, asks Mr. Smith if he needs antifreeze in advance of the onset of winter, and performs a full check of his car's systems including hoses, oil, belts, lubricants, etc. At (6:00) Mr. Smith talks about how the man at his local station can make a lot of money, while saving the customer from all sorts of hassle. At (6:37) there is a discussion of the term "permanent antifreeze" and it being something that is used just for one winter season -- not permanently. At (7:54) the battery is checked as well as tire pressure as part of a normal service. At (8:40) Mr. Smith returns to the complaint department.
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@sodality3970 8 ай бұрын

Thanks!

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@MovieMakingMan Ай бұрын

I used to clean windshield, check tires, oil, brake fluid, transmission fluid, window washer fluid, radiator water levels and so much more. I was happy when full service mostly ended and those same people had to do all of those things themselves. They had a free ride for decades. The gravy train ended in the 1970s.

@otnesoriginals7946 Жыл бұрын

William “Fred Mertz” Frawley knows all!

@radish6691 Жыл бұрын

You mean Bub from My Three Sons? 😆

@flatulentdragon Жыл бұрын

I thought that was him!

@dwightl5863 Жыл бұрын

Probably just good writers.

@jamestiscareno4387 Жыл бұрын

" $2.00 worth of gas ought to be enough. "

@P_RO_ Жыл бұрын

4 to 6 gallons, maybe more.

@seanbatiz6620 Жыл бұрын

Dang near 7 gallons… @ 0.29¢ a gallon in ‘53/‘54 (seeing as I couldn’t spot any specific car newer then a ‘54 in this film). So take $2.00 & ➗ by 0.29¢ gets you 6.896… 6.90, rounded off. Currently, $2 gas, even if ElCheapo Thrifty 87 oct, wouldn’t buy enough volume for me to make it to work.. ONE WAY! 6.9 gal here in SoCal is still on av @ $35.00 for regular; well OVER a 100% increase in 50 years

@lelandfranklin3487 Жыл бұрын

Always wondered what he did when not managing the apartment building...and calling himself "Mr. Smith" to hide from Ethel!

@fujifrontier Жыл бұрын

Lmao yesssssss he went to work in a department store

@gregoryclemen1870 Жыл бұрын

he is all about his alcohol consumption!!!!.

@MoeLarrycurly1 Жыл бұрын

@@gregoryclemen1870 lol,😂

@gregoryclemen1870 Жыл бұрын

@@MoeLarrycurly1 , I remember when he was on "MY THREE SONS" they would break for lunch, and "BILL" would hit the local bar. and just just their the rest of the day. when they resumed shooting, they had no choice but to shoot scenes around him, so when his contract was up for renewal, they let "BILL" go, he was a first class "LUSH", even when he was on "I LOVE LUCY", DESI ARNAZ told BILL "YOU MISS ONE MORE SHOOTING OR YOU ARE LATE, YOU ARE FIRED!!!!!" , nothing like putting the fear of god into him!!!!. VIVIAN VANCE could not stand to work with BILL!!!!. LUCY wanted GAIL GORDON for the part not WILLIAM FRAWLEY!!!!.

@davenone7312 10 ай бұрын

He drank.....A lot! He was a big time alcoholic, could not memorize more than a line or two so they had to keep all his lines very short.

@65gtotrips 2 ай бұрын

I’m 61 and still remember the last of the times when there was still your local gas service station where the bells dinged, they pumped your gas for you, you knew the owner or mechanics and that’s where you took your car or truck for repair and maintenance. - Now it’s all self-service and it’s like pulling teeth to find a reputable mechanic.

@rapman5363 Жыл бұрын

William Frawley was sippin the bottle between takes. Poor guy was a bad alcoholic.

@greglivo 8 ай бұрын

Probably why he had to resort to doing training films after starring in one of the most popular TV shows of all time.

@KRich408 Жыл бұрын

This may have been true years ago, but today you can't trust dealerships to do the right thing. I just paid a Ram dealership to go over a newer truck to make sure it was safe to tow a camper all over the USA, I was very clear about checking the suspension and drive line. When I made it from Tennessee to Sturgis I knew something was wrong! Turns out Both front wheel hubs were shot (completely rusted not from a few weeks and very visible) and about to come apart!!! I could have lost a front wheel on a highway while towing a heavy camper. I put what I found on YT after I left a review and they responded to the review , asking to contact them. So I tried the guy in charge, would not call back nevermind answer me. So I posted the video and put the link in the review! YT is a powerful tool today. I'm just glad I caught it before someone got hurt because of a bad dealership that just took my money and didn't do what they were paid for

@josephmartinez8803 Жыл бұрын

You're first mistake was buying a RAM!

@Bobo-ox7fj Жыл бұрын

Your second mistake was taking it back to RAM!

@MoeLarrycurly1 Жыл бұрын

That happens so much more these days so that's why I just try and do everything myself if.. possible... mechanical wise..

@NONO-hz4vo Жыл бұрын

You rolled the dice and came up snake eyes. A dealer is just hiring whoever they can get that will show up 60% of the time and hope they aren't under the influence of something. Unless you know a mechanic and his reputation it is going to be all luck on if you get someone who both knows and cares to do the job right. Considering most of them work flat rate your odds are low.

@ChrisSmith-5655 Жыл бұрын

Aww hims poor baby has lots of money to do all these things and gets upset when something goes wrong while having fun. No one cares dude.

@chanc8r38 Жыл бұрын

love your work keep it up like the industrial history

@gwgux Жыл бұрын

Such a total different mindset compared to today. These days people are far too in a hurry to be bothered and/or think they know what their car needs when they really don't and won't listen to anybody until it breaks down.

@josephgaviota Жыл бұрын

My own niece, I'm embarrassed to say, didn't maintain her _HONDA,_ until the engine finally blew. What a shame, and waste of money. Why change the oil? It runs just fine. Yikes.

@MarioMastar 5 ай бұрын

Hehe I think that attitude was plenty in the past. this is a training video and we see first hand a ton of impatient customers complaining about their umbrellas being busted or the fleece being the wrong color or whatever....and the guy's solution? Send someone else to deal with it and go to lunch to rant about a completely unrelated problem telling someone else to do what he should be doing himself. XD It's probably a lot more honest about how spoiled people were back then just as much as they are now, we just see it a lot more often but we haven't really learned a lesson. (Why pray tell do 13 year olds need cars? Cause car companies can some how get parents to drop $400 a month just to look at it.... that's how stupid people are when they're spoiled)

@mackpines Жыл бұрын

Sure wish they still had service like this in Oregon where you can't pump your own gas. The attendants don't even ask if you want your windshield clean.

@johnorlitta Жыл бұрын

Those days are long gone. Here in NJ all the attedants do is pump your gas and tear the money from your hand without even a thank you.

@XXMETAL4LIF3XX Жыл бұрын

@@johnorlitta station i work at we’re still nice and will do the windows if asked. Private family owned shop since the 1920s.

@johnorlitta Жыл бұрын

@@XXMETAL4LIF3XX is your station in NJ?

@seanbatiz6620 Жыл бұрын

ATTENDANTS⁉️ 😳😂 Gas stations here in RUDE A$$ SoCal, you’re lucky to get ‘any’ employee to even acknowledge you exist, from ‘their’ “important” personal cellphone convo & more likely have homeless at entry DEMANDING $, instead of offering to clean windows or whatever

@bradburks696 Жыл бұрын

So if Fred was filling up his car, would it only be with 'ethyl'? Not even sure he helped pay for any gas when the four of them drove to California in 1955.

@josephgaviota Жыл бұрын

I just can't believer William Frawly was born in 1887. DANG, that's a long time ago !!

@Lisa1111 Жыл бұрын

Next time, call on Lucy! Hey Bill, what's in that there thermos? 😉

@fujifrontier Жыл бұрын

Vodka

@josephgaviota Жыл бұрын

@@fujifrontier Mmmmmm, VODKA ...

@tylerzorn6152 8 ай бұрын

I was waiting for Lucy to pop in and start her crazy stuff. !!

@calbob750 Жыл бұрын

Anyone who experienced the gas station attendant of the 40s,50s and 24.9 cent a gallon gas, may also remember short sticking and overfilling. Short sticking would occur when the attendant checked the oil. Show the dipstick down a quart of oil and sell a quart of oil…….and result in an overfilled crankcase. Not a problem. It’ll burn off in 500 miles. Don’t forget overfilling to show even dollars on gas pump. You could impress the attendant with that crisp $2 bill you gave him to pay for those eight gallons of gas. Funny, driving down the road there was the distinct smell of gasoline in the air. I think New Jersey still requires attendant pumped gas? Do those old time gas attendants traditions still exist?

@AbuctingTacos Жыл бұрын

You can pay extra for full service in some mom and pop stations if you're lucky enough to find one.

@loumontcalm3500 Жыл бұрын

Sometimes, short stick & "fill" with an empty can with the metal spout stuck back in the hole. Another- squirt oil on the shock absorber then claim it was leaking.

@NONO-hz4vo Жыл бұрын

Perhaps justice was met as they checked your antifreeze for flakes with their bare hands. Odds are cancer took a lot of them early.

@XXMETAL4LIF3XX Жыл бұрын

Yep i work at a station in nj its still required full service. Never heard of any traditions like that. Must be real old school.

@amb-yz9ee 9 ай бұрын

Fascinating stuff.

@WAL_DC-6B Жыл бұрын

Wow! Back in the days when "permanent anti-freeze" wasn't so permanent.

@jimhaines8370 Жыл бұрын

most likely still could have been alcohol based not even glycol yet so not listed as permanent until glycol based with lots of additives and even said 3 years etc. came out and that old red stuff was fairly nasty even though it has some glycol in it.

@WAL_DC-6B Жыл бұрын

@@jimhaines8370 Good point about the anti-freeze still having an alcohol base back in the day.

@williamvaughan1218 Жыл бұрын

@@jimhaines8370 looked like it was straight glycol without the ethylene.

@TrapperAaron Жыл бұрын

Wtf is permanent antifreeze? To my knowledge even the blue antifreeze used in allot of contemporary vehicles needs to be changed. sure, it's good for 60k miles, and manufacturers sell it as "good for the life of components". This means ur gunna blow a hose, a radiator, or a pump before 60-70k miles. Maybe self changing coolant is a better name lol.

@Bobo-ox7fj Жыл бұрын

@@TrapperAaron Same trouble with ATF. Permanent, because once it reaches critical it will clean off your clutch plates and blow all your solenoids. Good for (ending the) lifetime of the system!

@kc4cvh Жыл бұрын

0:46 "You know, he reminds me of someone I used to know..."

@anotherdejavu Жыл бұрын

LOVE THIS

@couleewildflowers Жыл бұрын

"...you Takeatizzy!!" Truly expected Desi to show up!

@snarflatful Жыл бұрын

William Frawley was sober that day. 🍸

@belarusian8380 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@mikedrown2721 Жыл бұрын

Damn water cooled engines

@jaminova_1969 Жыл бұрын

I like Fred, I mean "Mr. Smith's" tie and thermos!

@SaltGrains_Fready Жыл бұрын

So Nice 2 C Fred from Lucy here like this..

@65gtotrips 2 ай бұрын

We live in a time today when cars can go a hundred thousand miles without hardly maintaining them.

@billtisch3698 Жыл бұрын

Wow. "I don't know anything about cars! I expect you to tell me what I need!!" A mechanic's dream! I bet the garage owners line the streets waving and shouting at this guy like hawkers outside of strip joints.

@georgemartin1436 11 ай бұрын

"Can't believe I need tires and wiper blades EVERY MONTH!

@billtisch3698 11 ай бұрын

@@georgemartin1436 LOL

@MarioMastar 5 ай бұрын

The best customers (and bosses, wink wink) are the ones who know nothing but have a TON of money to spend. He basically just confessed he's an easy paycheck. XD

@whatsamattayu3257 Жыл бұрын

I wonder how many gas station attendants and mechanics contracted cancer and other illnesses due to unprotected exposure to chemicals in gas and anti-freeze?

@greglivo 8 ай бұрын

What? You mean you don't test engine coolant by splashing it about in your hands?

@samiam5557 Жыл бұрын

When liquids came in steel cans. 🤗

@federicocresci698 Жыл бұрын

If you operate a machine you MUST learn how it works and it needs

@trickolas78 Жыл бұрын

OK, Boss!

@luisreyes1963 Жыл бұрын

4:49 Drain the ol' lizard...🚾

@NONO-hz4vo Жыл бұрын

Not a good use of everyone's time. Especially as things get more complex. My grandfather owned a shop and I do all my own maintenance from replacing pistons and transmissions down to tires and air filters. The knowledge to really understand how all of the modern machines we use work takes a lot of time to acquire, time that people who don't love the mechanical world can spend understanding things I don't do well like art of any kind.

@packersnerd Жыл бұрын

@@luisreyes1963 lol

@rainbowranddy Жыл бұрын

Just don't let them try to sell you no Ethel.

@NONO-hz4vo Жыл бұрын

I am afred to say something.

@Hyprmtr Жыл бұрын

@6:42 is that Hogan from Hogan's Heros?

@stanburdick9708 Жыл бұрын

No. Not Bob crain

@stevek8 Жыл бұрын

I'm old enough to remember full service gas stations. They were just starting to be phased out. Watching out of the back window at the attendant with a coin changer on his belt and the biggest folded up wad of cash I ever saw. And they NEVER demanded tips.

@jimmyp6443 7 ай бұрын

That's right

@MarioMastar 5 ай бұрын

I feel like these stations generally only exist in small towns where it's possible to service everyone with that level of effort, or the wealthiest towns where they can charge like $200 for such a service, but it must've been rare as the biggest reason the same thing isn't done today is there's just no time for everyone to get the full treatment (nothing worse than sitting in the parking lot for an HOUR waiting for the guy before you to finish getting a sponge bath along with his car...) but a larger population will do something like that, and I think more so, there comes a point where technology needs to grow with the population, if 1 million people have mechanical cars in America, it's easy to do a full service and expect it, but if 300 million people each have 2 cars then everyone pretty much has to be their own mechanic or the whole town is littered with gas stations and no jobs to actually afford them. Unless they pay for themselves. Though the internet also has tons of tutorials and information now, people just mostly do it themselves so there's no need for a full tune up. It's not a matter of past vs present, but just change in time and the lack of evolution to match it. and now .... the population needs vastly out classed the technology and people are switching to electric cars to avoid gas stations entirely.

@Riverratthh20 Ай бұрын

Bob Crane from Hogans Hero's!

@whiskeysixindigo7371 Жыл бұрын

is that fred mertz?

@leedaniels7196 11 ай бұрын

Yes it is Fred!.

@user-il5oq5df6l 11 күн бұрын

Srarring the legendary William Frawley of I LOVE LUCY fame!

@albear972 Жыл бұрын

*Freeeeed!*

@MisterMikeTexas 6 ай бұрын

Fred Mertz working the complaint department? 😀

@keithskelhorne3993 Жыл бұрын

how about knowing how to service your own car,,,,?

@rodger996 Жыл бұрын

Still pump gas in New Jersey

@randybargar4916 Жыл бұрын

Was this before or after I Love Lucy?

@michaelpeterson2962 Жыл бұрын

Future ABC/CBS TV News anchor and correspondent Hughes Rudd on the left at 6:28.

@flyingo Жыл бұрын

Fred Mertz.. William Frawley!

@65gtotrips 2 ай бұрын

Man, this guy’s a crank

@mikepotter6426 Жыл бұрын

Here’s how it works for me…call it like I see, predict eventualities and get called salesman. Do only what is asked, cause owners know and are highly trained, it flies apart and ya get yelled at for not doing enough.

@albertpatterson3675 Жыл бұрын

Chuck Berry said it best and put it to music: "Working in a filling station, too many tasks. Wipe the windows, check the tires, check the oil, a dollar gas. Too much monkey business, don't want your botheration, go away, leave me!"

@customkey Жыл бұрын

A classic!

@michaelpeterson2962 Жыл бұрын

1956?

@fromthesidelines Жыл бұрын

1957.

@Imintune... Жыл бұрын

Wondering if this before doing i love Lucy show

@josephmartinez8803 Жыл бұрын

Nope, because there is a 1955 Chevy in the film.

@huf67 10 ай бұрын

Was this the original "Me too" movement ??

@DJKinney Жыл бұрын

Wow. Cars were pieces of shit back then. Or perhaps I should say cars are absurdly reliable and simple now.

@peterparker9286 Жыл бұрын

Red Cap on the thermos.

@WaverBoy Жыл бұрын

FRED MERTZ RULZ DUDE

@jamielacourse7578 Жыл бұрын

Back in the days when every shop had a varsol tank in the back........you dunked your part and grabbed a brush with bare hands......sometimes with a smoke in your mouth......thankfully we're past that. The smoking part, I mean.

@josephgaviota Жыл бұрын

FWIW, I've spent many an hour cleaning parts back in my youth. I'm approaching my 7th decade ... I don't think it was as bad as "they" want us to think.

@YAFONOOB Жыл бұрын

$5: full tank of gas and a radiator flush, lol

@SquatchyBunker Жыл бұрын

Hey! Ethel's the only one allowed to talk to Mr. Smith like that...

@stealthfighter2923 Жыл бұрын

Fred was even a prick at work

@manhoot Жыл бұрын

Well I'm certainly relieved to see someone takes antifreeze seriously.

@NONO-hz4vo Жыл бұрын

More of the seriously you need some and less of the seriously running this through my fingers will probably kill me one day.

@warmstrong5612 Жыл бұрын

When 'Health' and 'Safety' were just words in a dictionary.

@fujifrontier Жыл бұрын

I saw the hands letting the coolant flow through them, and I was like omg I bet he got skin cancer after years of doing that

@58sportsuburban 8 ай бұрын

When obesity, and being allergic to everything wasn’t a thing…

@MovieMakingMan Ай бұрын

Republicans want to go back to those days with no regulations or safety measures. It’s part of MAGA. They also want to eliminate civil rights and put minorities and women back in their place. Republicans mindlessly cheer wildly when their candidate says they want to slash regulations. They don’t give a damn what happens to people of the environment. Ralph Nader write Unsafe at any Speed back then and was attacked by republicans and corporate owned democrats. But Nader saved millions of Americans from injury of death, me included. Republicans claim to be prolife but they don’t give a damn about people or the environment. They ridicule and condemn people who care about the environment calling them terrorists and tree huggers. Those same morons live in the same environment so it’s obvious they don’t even care about their own families being exposed to toxic wastes.

@aarond23 8 ай бұрын

Well if Fred says do it...

@CamaroAmx Жыл бұрын

While gas stations no longer do this (they are now focused more on the convenience store aspect) all of this still need to be taken care of. Sad part is that even if there is a service station at a gas station they aren’t equipped with the necessary equipment and products to service every car on the road. Back then cars were alot simpler. Many tools and products were universal. They only had stock a handful of tire sizes and oil and filters. Now they would need to be massive buildings to stock all the parts. Plus you add to the fact that people do t like to spend much time at gas stations (in most cases they don’t have to time). Get there gas, their coffee and move on. I imagine that people back then must of left an hour or 2 early for work if they needed gas. Getting gas, tires checked and aired up, topping off fluids and a check over must of taken forever. Then you add on to the poorer and poorer reputation gas station service centers got in pricing and ripping people off (antacid in the battery, pretending to top off the oil with empty cans, not sticking the dipstick all the way in to show that the car needs oil, even as far as puncturing a tire to either sell them a tire or a repair. Now it’s an in and out deal. Gas and go.

@trickolas78 Жыл бұрын

Kudos to anyone who read this entire passage of verbal diarrhea

@clipperz4life Жыл бұрын

Yup gas stations make little profit on gas itself, they make 💰 on products in the store

@luisreyes1963 Жыл бұрын

If one wants their auto fluids replaced, you're better off taking it to a oil change place. 🛢️

@thomaskraft239 Жыл бұрын

He always asks for the ethyl

@bobwilson758 Жыл бұрын

Up sell ! Come on fellas - Get out there and , get it done !

@greglivo 8 ай бұрын

Never trust a mechanic wearing a clean and perfectly pressed shirt.

@kwhite145 Жыл бұрын

The Original Karen!

@mickeybitsko1676 Жыл бұрын

Frawley often drunk at trocadero

@davestvwatching2408 6 ай бұрын

Car owners today are even worse with being absent minded or just ignorant.

@13orrax Жыл бұрын

lol why have i never once had to change or add anti-freeze in my life?

@luisreyes1963 Жыл бұрын

Do you even own an automobile? 😆

@NONO-hz4vo Жыл бұрын

You don't really have to worry about it as much today. OAT typically last 150k which is longer than most people own a car.

@williamvaughan1218 Жыл бұрын

Wow that's a bunch of Karen's. Lol

@SmithMrCorona Жыл бұрын

Back when you could live on a retail salary and have that kind of first world problem...

@markreed171 Жыл бұрын

Fred, your shit is over heating. Ya' gotta' quit with the street racing!!

@tobycatVA Жыл бұрын

When there use to be "service stations" not "convenience centers" and the world was good.

@loumontcalm3500 Жыл бұрын

Because cars of that era needed lots of service- Chassis lube, some every 1000 miles, frequent oil changes, tires wore out in 10-15,000 miles, brakes, etc. Anti-freeze was an OPTION on new cars then.

@manhoot Жыл бұрын

@@loumontcalm3500 recall however how those old cars could actually be repaired unlike today's complex disasters.

@loumontcalm3500 Жыл бұрын

Absolutely true

@scratchdog2216 Жыл бұрын

Would've been neat if Lucy was in that crowd of women.

@chillybrit2334 Жыл бұрын

A strangely grey nose... prosthetic?

@Whiteboytripping Жыл бұрын

He’s an old drunk with a red nose. They powdered it for the camera.

@lestersabados1306 6 ай бұрын

The anti-freeze gets changed and 5he car still died. Even my 2013 has rusty frame rails. those 1950 cars rusted out in 5 years so why bother

@bonniegaither3994 11 ай бұрын

Wow!! To be an a hole, just to be an a hole. Most men at those times DID know more about their cars than we do now.

@slowneutron6163 Жыл бұрын

"Saaaaaaay......filler up boy! I gotta get home to my dog and my slippers and my tube of K.R.E.M.L and my petite subservient wife who gets slapped around because I don't brook no back-sass. I'M 50's MAN!"-50s Man, On The Go Well, Fred Mertz was hardly a 50s man, because he was already a bloated walking corpse by then, but still...............you get the idea.

@littleshopofelectrons4014 Жыл бұрын

Maybe Ethel has been nagging him at home. 😀

@johnnieguitar5724 Жыл бұрын

Fred Mertz from The Honeymooners TV show!!

@loumontcalm3500 Жыл бұрын

No- that was Gleason/Carney

@bigloo609 Жыл бұрын

From "I LOVE LUCY".

@uvisionproductions Жыл бұрын

Fred was too cheap to buy a car

@chillybrit2334 Жыл бұрын

Seems to me the underpaid peons should know their place and keep my vehicle primed to go. Sure, I am just paying for the fuel you''re putting in it but obviously you need to do an engine and transmission oil change. And change my worn tyres while you're at it. And my brakes. And my suspension struts. All included in the price of the fuel right? Sadly this mentality is still alive in 2023. SOURCE: my life.