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Adam hadn’t missed beat. It’s like he never left

“Let me have a go...” That’s a bizarre way to pronounce “And I can do it better”

Chad Gable: "Give me what I want!" Batista: "Son?"

"Gable, I might not be your father. But at WrestleMania, I'll be your *daddy*

"He's Back...and better than ever!" You're what the game's been missing! Long live Plumpy...

Adam: Books Chad Gable in an angle that makes him a viable talent and potentially a top heel. WWE in real life: "Let's call him Shorty G because he's short and that's funny."

I"m genuinely upset this did not happen.

This is so good. It makes Chad Gable a great mid-card heel, it actually gives Kurt Angle a great retirement match (where losing is acceptable, because we understand the purpose)... Adam, ya still got it!

- Kofi's Title Reign - Shinsuke's first year on the main roster - Samoa Joe vs Lesnar - Dean Ambrose Heel Turn - IF Cesaro won a world title Please and thank you.

Adam: *appears* Everyone: GAAAAAAAAAAASP *sits and pays close attention*

“GO TO YOUR LOCKERROOM” ☠️☠️☠️

I figured “I’m not really your son, and you outlived you’re usefulness” was the direction they were going before Jordan got hurt.

This is why I missed Adam. Every time he explains an angle that doesn’t exist, I see it, vividly in my mind as if it’s on my tv screen. When it’s all done I am both excited such an idea exists, and pissed we’ll never get it. It’s fuckin awesome.

Best part of this scenario: The canon is that Kurt Angle is incapable of wearing hats that fit him.

"No... no way." "OH MYYYY." "You gotta be kidding me." "The Plumpy. Adam is here!" Crowd cheers "You still got it"

How Adam Would Book ideas: - Scott Steiner in WWE. - The Radicalz. - Raven in WWE. - The Ascension. - Vader in WWE.

I'm so glad Adam's back. His charisma is undeniable.

How cultaholic should book: the return of Adam Plumpied

To this day I still love the dynamic it eventually devolved into. “Dad, I want a match.” “No son.” “BuT dAhYuD-“ “Alright son, you can have the match.” “Thanks dad, I love you.” “I love you too, son.”

I'm glad Adam is back. He talks sense, echoes a lot of things fans think and feel, and presents it in such a smug, articulate way. Now, I just need a list of Adam's videos so I can watch them all.

Screenstalker: "We're watching" Narrator: Sadly the audience wasn't Welcome Adam

He’s back, and better than ever Got a knack, for making things better Welcome back plumpy

"I'm ready, willing, and Gable!" Adam's is better as of that line.

13:41 Small extra adjustment Have Gable come back in towards the end To Angle Slam Shane McMahon (the last Smackdown wrestler) while the ref is out, to give Raw the win Y’know A little like how Angle did an angle slam to stop team WCW at survivor series ‘01. Which also had Angle coming out on raw the next night and expecting a heroes welcome.

God. Less than a minute in and I realize I had no clue how much I missed this man’s videos :’)

How Adam Would Have Booked: - ending Goldberg's streak - the 2006 ECW revival - Daniel Bryan vs. The Miz - Tazz in WWF (before his retirement)

"You've still got it!" Yet again I find myself wishing your story was the one that actually happened. But at least we get a chance to imagine a world in which it did, I guess.

Yeahh perfect then Shorty freakin G would never be born

Parts Funknown. Michael Cole: *"ISN'T IT SO COOL, GUYS?!"*

Adam's hair pulled a Bischoff.

This is how I would book Kurt Angle's illegitimate son: I wouldn't.

"Hey kid! Here are mine! Where are yours?" That line sealed it for me that this is the direction I wanted it to go

Was not expecting that burst of anger and venom for the “Shorty G” angle Jesus Christ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 holy hell, I’m glad someone said it! Please let that out more Adam. It’s time WWE listens to fans legitimately Edit: holy shit!! Thanks guys/girls for liking this so much, greatly appreciate it. Vastly grateful

The fact that it wasn’t Chad Gable was so damn stupid of them. They had a chance to make a real star.

I have missed seeing adam he was my favorite personality at what culture and it saddened me that he left cultaholic i am glad to see him back. This page gets an automatic subscribe from me. I love your work adam keep it up

Really wished Jason Jordan came back. He’s actually an alumni in my high school.

For Future Booking Episodes: -How Adam Would Book The Explosion of The New Day -How Adam Would Book Dean Ambrose's Heel Turn -How Adam Would Book John Cena's Retirement -How Adam Would Book a Sami Zayn Face Turn -How Adam Would Book Cesaro becoming WWE Champion

I feel like a former alcoholic who finally gets a shot in after years of staying clean! I missed this fantasy booking

GREAT video, but there's a few gaping holes. The biggest one is the fact that Gable canonically is Daniel Bryan's son.

During the Kurt angle A&E documentary. Kurt mentioned that Vince thought it was so funny that he dated black women. In wwe Kurt always had storylines going after other wrestlers gf. Booker T

Book Nakamura’s main roster run, from his debut to whenever is a good place to stop in the timeline.

Is the “Cause I’m a smart ass” DING trademarked by name redacted?

Finally.... the king has returned to reclaim his thrown. Welcome back Adam

Dear God, it's mad how every one of Adam's fantasy bookings, from vocal delivery alone, has given me goosebumps. Please can you get yourself involved with another wrestling promotion's creative as soon as. It'd be an absolute delight to follow storylines like these in reality.

Hey Adam, I'd like to see how you'd book Nakamura's heel turn

Oh god it has been so long finally the best wrestleing video concept with the perfect man for the job is back!

How WWE should have booked: The Shield Reunion.

"You stil got it clap clap clapclapclap" I was just thinking the other day how much I miss the Superstar Diaries. Me and my girlfriend still quote the Lesnar one to this day. Good to see you finally back.

Adam has finally comeback to KZfaq...(just imagine saying it with the rock voice )

He hasn’t lost a step. He is still the funniest wrestling You Tuber 😂😂😂

I would’ve made him be a perc angle 2.0 “YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH” with the mouthpiece and everything

I can't put in to words how much I've missed Blampied's fantasy booking. 3 years off and still never disappoints👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

Would love to see an ultimate "The Retirement of Vince McMahon" angle

If there was ever a chance to do the “I wouldn’t have booked it at all” joke. This storyline would’ve been it

"Well, let me have a go..." "Because I'm a smart arse" DING

Adam is legitimately one of the best things about the extended wrestling community and he had been sorely missed. Glad to have you back.

Should've been Chad Gable. Even looks like Angle.

"Because I am a smart arse."

KZfaq just popped this up in my recommendations. Had to do a double take when I realized this was a recent video. Great to see him back.

I still remember when this storyline debuted lol I was confused when Jason was the one who was Kurt's son but not Chad Gable who uses Kurt's move set lol like what??

Can we get how Wrestletalk should've booked wrestletalk vs cultaholic

Awesome that your back with “How Adam would have booked it”. Looking at past storylines it would be cool if you could redo the dean Ambrose vs Seth Rollins storyline, it started off so good with the heel turn and it never lived up to what fans wanted (really ruined what could have been possibly a top match at mania)

Adams so good at fantasy booking the guy should honestly work for WWE creative. He focuses on storytelling, the importance of going over, and understands how the audience would see what he envisions. Fantastic stuff.

I can't put words on how happy I am to see and hear from this guy. Welcome back to the game Adam. You're the GOAT.

How to book Brock Lesnar's Money in the bank. My pitch: Brock finds out he has a whole year to cash in (just like in real life). He disappears from TV (which he's good at) to the point that everyone almost forgets that he's holding the briefcase. First episode of Smackdown on Fox, Kofi and Daniel Bryan have a 1 hour iron man match to celebrate the new network. Kofi wins, is visibly exhausted, Brock cashes in after the match, and for the beginning of Smackdown's run on Fox it's all about Kofi chasing the title back from Brock.

Say "and I can do it better Adam!" Say the line, Adam!

All I really wanted from this storyline was Kurt angle and Jason Jordan in a series of vignettes doing father-son things like playing catch, riding a rollercoaster, and performing stereo ankle locks on the Miztourage, all while "People let me tell you bout my best friend" plays in the background.

I want to see Adam tackle Kofi’s title loss

Adam please do “How WWE Should Book... Kofi Kingston’s Rise Back to the WWE Title”

So is "Well... let me have a go" going to be the new generation, alternate-brand version of "And I can do it better"?

It's so good to see Adam back, the way his mind works when it comes to wrestling is amazing!! Keep up the good work!!

I like the whole video, of course, but I always come back to watch the Shorty G rant. Priceless.

Oh for the love of God there's a lot that needs to be rebooked after you left. Let's see... 1. Shinsuke Nakamura at WrestleMania 34 2. Shinsuke Nakamura at SummerSlam 3. Shinsuke Nakamura as US champion 4. Shinsuke Nakamura as IC champion 5. Shinsuke Nakamura in general 6. 2019

Edge was the best return of 2020 *Adam: Hold my hair dye*

Triple h's pedigree to Jason Jordan is the best in his career ever. 2 years later and Jordan still hasn't stepped foot in the ring again

Adam was the guy that got me interested I'm wrestling journalism channels. Dude really knows his stuff and can fantasy book like no other. Glad to see him back on KZfaq

Came here as soon as I saw this in my subscription box

I’ve missed Adam doing these videos. only thing missing is “because I’m a smartarse” at the start

We’ve all missed you Adam ❤️ Glad you’ve been able to get everything together and come back to KZfaq which it seems like you still have a strong passion for. Much love man you haven’t missed a beat

I mean technically this is two scenarios. Kurt angle’s illegitimate son, and Kurt angle’s retirement. But I wish Adam would book Kurt Angle’s retirement. It should’ve been John Cena god dammit.

Glad to see Adam back. Hopefully we see him back with the Cultaholic lads at some point in the near future 👍

"So what else would you like Adam to book?" ALL OF WWE'S STORYLINES FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE!

Feels like ages since you’ve shown your creativity. Haven’t missed a step Adam. Well done

So happy to have you back!!! Missed this series and it's been missing from youtube! Perfect booking once again! #LongLivePlumpy

My Theory: It was written for Gable, and he quite rightly said no, they just picked a new person and ran with it.

Adam's how he would book it series makes me feel the way people feel when they hear Morgan Freeman's majestic voice.

God I've missed these fantasy booking videos from Adam so much. So glad you're back.

Amazing. Adam is so God damn talented. It's amazing to see him doing videos again. I have no clue what the hell this channel is, but I will watch it just to see Adam do more videos. So glad you are back Adam.

"First thing Jason out"😂😂😂😂

I have missed seeing these videos. Adam, you haven't missed a beat

“Daddy time” is so wrong sounding.

Senpai watashi ni kizuete... Damn, did not know that Adam is a slice of life weeb.

So this is what happened to ScreenStalker.

So happy to see Adam back doing what he does best, having watched him at WhatCulture and been so entertained by his presenting style and great wrestling love, it’s so nice to see Adam enjoying himself in front of camera again

Greatest Comeback of 2020! Missed you brother ! Glad your back!!!

Been a fan of yours for years Adam I’m glad you took some time away and have come back as strong as ever looking forward to more content

I’m so surprised a wrestling company hasn’t hired this guy yet wtf 😂

His anger towards Shorty G is a mood if I ever saw one. Welcome back, Adam.

Thanks Adam. I'm really happy to see you back.