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Also AlphaZero: pawns get in the way of your pieces.

Chess beginners: Pawns get in the way of my pieces Chess masters: Good pawn structure is essential AlphaZero: Pawns get in the way of my pieces

@@ericzhu6620 what?

@@descendency underrated comment

you made a blunder in your grammar Alphazero: pawns get in the way of my pieces and pieces get in the way of my pawns, but I'll win anyways

lol ;D

@@toan--HoangVuGiaHuy The most low-key response possible

It’s like alphazero is throwing for content and still winning

@@poobman6 Its easy to play like alphazero. 1. Feeds pawns. 2. Feed more pawns.

AlphaZero: *rails line of coke* AlphaZero: SAC TIME LFGGGG

I just imagined a guy with both hands on a table and smashes his face on a table just sniffing cocaine into his nose like a mf. Not even using a straw or dollar anything lol

@@Mike-we3rb yeah, accurate 100%😂

😂

Man this one got me, the image I got from this comment got me laughing for 5 minutes straight!

Alphazero: AaaaaAAAAAAAA

You need to know what your doing first😂

😂😂🤣

Eventually you'll be able to reach rank 1!

Some here

soon #1

When some random nerd does king development you just think the nerd is dumb But if alphazero does it, it is literally going to take your soul

King goes brrr

my man alpha zero is slowly , but surely evolving towards bongcloud *boss music starts playing*

The king goes skrrrrra

Hikaru: You shouldn't move these three pawns unless you absolutely have to. Me: [Gets backrank mated over and over again.] Gotham: Alpha Zero likes to let the king breathe. Me: [Rating jumps from 1200 to 1400 because I'm not getting backrank mated anymore.]

To be fair even stockfish understood the power of the delayed bongcloud, as it recommended capturing with the king

did u catch the game last night?

did u catch the game last year?

did u catch the game last decade?

@@allysson_ I appreciate the originality, but chances are I still likely didn't haha

400s are secretly superior

xD

We've come full circle

Nah, in the first two games pawns were absolutely necessary for the total blocade of Black pieces. If Nimtzovicz was alive he would've died of excessive ejaculation.

@@leonidtimofeev1178 400's: "Pawns get in the way of my pieces!" GMs: "Pawn structure is essential!!" AlphaZero: "Pawns get in the way of your pieces."

Exactly! It's actually what is going on in NNUE They ground on experience not logic So AZs move looks more intuitive one

@@Gingnose if we get very philosophical one may argue logic is formed from experience.

@@MrCrackheadst Quite interesting point! When we think about purest logic as a math, fundamental mathematical theories (e.g. Principia Mathematica) seem to have no room for assumption other than axiom. And the axiom is the only thing that can we assume but as seeing math working surprisingly well in this universe, at least there should be a logic which comes before experience, in other word "a priori" knowledge. But if we think about the other universe, I have no slightest idea what logic will be like lol Talking about these chess machines, what was unique about AZ was there was no input at first other than win = 1, lose = 0, still abled to be the strongest chess machine at that time. And AZ played very intuitively imo, it looked like a creative human player than any other chess machines, this i think partially suggest that experience is very useful in terms of your reduction of calculation. If humans were 100% calculation logic based animals, we might got extinct because each time we faced the complex situation, the brain stops and need to calculate lol. So, experience is the shortcutting method of the otherwise lengthy calculation, and extrapolating the solution based on previous experience. AZ only needed experience (win or lose input) to derive the winning strategy/ tactics to beat the stockfish. But after stockfish using the same architecture of NNUE grounded on the previous data, there was no competition for AZ to hold the crown.

@@Gingnose Thank you.

"Understanding" is kind of used metaphorically here.

Stockfish: "I fear no man. But that thing..." *AlphaZero* "...it scares me."

First game: 1. Nf3 Nf6 2. c4 b6 3. d4 e6 4. g3 Ba6 5. Qc2 c5 6. d5 exd5 7. cxd5 Bb7 8. Bg2 Nxd5 9. O-O Nc6 10. Rd1 Be7 11. Qf5 Nf6 12. e4 g6 13. Qf4 O-O 14. e5 Nh5 15. Qg4 Re8 16. Nc3 Qb8 17. Nd5 Bf8 18. Bf4 Qc8 19. h3 Ne7 20. Ne3 Bc6 21. Rd6 Ng7 22. Rf6 Qb7 23. Bh6 Nd5 24. Nxd5 Bxd5 25. Rd1 Ne6 26. Bxf8 Rxf8 27. Qh4 Bc6 28. Qh6 Rae8 29. Rd6 Bxf3 30. Bxf3 Qa6 31. h4 Qa5 32. Rd1 c4 33. Rd5 Qe1+ 34. Kg2 c3 35. bxc3 Qxc3 36. h5 Re7 37. Bd1 Qe1 38. Bb3 Rd8 39. Rf3 Qe4 40. Qd2 Qg4 41. Bd1 Qe4 42. h6 Nc7 43. Rd6 Ne6 44. Bb3 Qxe5 45. Rd5 Qh8 46. Qb4 Nc5 47. Rxc5 bxc5 48. Qh4 Rde8 49. Rf6 Rf8 50. Qf4 a5 51. g4 d5 52. Bxd5 Rd7 53. Bc4 a4 54. g5 a3 55. Qf3 Rc7 56. Qxa3 Qxf6 57. gxf6 Rfc8 58. Qd3 Rf8 59. Qd6 Rfc8 60. a4 (Game may have continued) Kh8 61. a5 g5 62. a6 g4 63. Qe7 g3 64. a7 Rxe7 65. fxe7 f6 66. Bd5 gxf2 67. a8=Q Rxa8 68. Bxa8 f1=B+ 69. Kxf1 c4 70. e8=Q#

@@Tortoisaurus thx

@@mark85gmballerbattleship39 ok

Stockfish should be renamed Marvin as im pretty sure its complete trouncing caused it to know depression 😒

nice reference

i have found out this comment section is solid gold

@@kemcolian2001 It is a reference to what?

This is exactly how a future war with AI will look like, except we are no where as strong as Stockfish.

alphazero: “that was your second mistake! your first mistake was of course challenging me in the first place

XD

XD

XD

XD

XD

Or loading guns especially Alekhine's

But what impresses me is that Stockfish doesn't lose its cool. I've never seen Stockfish kicking the table or throwing pieces after losing a match.

@@cinegraphics that would've been awesome to see

Sounds like GM Hikaru.

Å: oh yeah, it's all coming together.

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Is that an og quote or is it from something? It's badass.

@@Jeffrey_Tyler It's from a Star Wars comic, said by none other than Darth Vader.

@@drondasgupta9378 That's crazy. Star Wars is my all time favorite series. I've read every canon book and I'd imagine at least half of the "Legacy" books. But the only comics I've ventured into is Dr Aphra. I think it's time to redownload Marvel Unlimited and start reading more SW comics.

i am batman

​@@Jeffrey_Tyler *shields from nerd emoji comments*

And yet airplanes where inspired by watching hawks.

@@sebastiang7394 fr bro really forgot the existence of the indomitable human spirit 💀😂

@@sebastiang7394 Airplanes arent operated by people jumping off buildings.

Works in 400s after i dropped to 400 emulating that style

@@huymai7951 Magnus is building a plane. You don't have the skills to do that, you're just jumping. The point of the analogy is that you're too dumb to utilize the knowledge of alpha zero

Sounds like Germany

Just go through the Ardennes 👌

@@dekippiesip ggez

Just make Vichy France and .be invaded by the allies

best response

If you lost were they the best moves?

@@michaelrhodes258 if your opponent is god then yes

@@michaelrhodes258 "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not weakness. That is life."

@@michaelrhodes258 he said the best ENGINE moves

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me

@@oskain 😱😱

@@oskain you fr

@@oskain has to be u bro 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

Undoubtedly confident

Oh my word...🤣🤣🤣🤣

Soviet Russia enters the chat

50 soldiers on each side

This comment made my week lol!

@@gorkemaykut5230 Modern day Russia enters the chat.

AlphaZero: "I reject your reality and substitute my own."

@@cinegraphics dungeon master! Nice!

@@rianharrington1505 what? no... mythbusters

@@kyro8581 what no

I am so happy to see a saoa reference here :')

*Salutes*

Only GothamChess master of all positions could stop it

@@rohankrishna5786 when the chess community needed him most he vanished

This is so perfect, I don't wanna ruin anything

the joke here is that its kinda like avatar, not funny 😐 ( joke)

​@@numeric9834you are somehow both right

I play hypixel skybolck and maxed aotj isn't scary

@@snivydream not yet

@@_xxmidnight5351 I don't think it will reach the highs that it on e reached

@@snivydream wdym, it the best sword

Samay Raina : Hold my beer !

"it's all about suppression" - Gothamchess

Marie Antoinette before she was executed?

I enjoyed StarCraft commentaries just because of that :)

@@StandaNovak alpha zero also plays starcraft funny enough

@@NeostormXLMAX yup, watched the matches with Serral live :-)

First game: 1. Nf3 Nf6 2. c4 b6 3. d4 e6 4. g3 Ba6 5. Qc2 c5 6. d5 exd5 7. cxd5 Bb7 8. Bg2 Nxd5 9. O-O Nc6 10. Rd1 Be7 11. Qf5 Nf6 12. e4 g6 13. Qf4 O-O 14. e5 Nh5 15. Qg4 Re8 16. Nc3 Qb8 17. Nd5 Bf8 18. Bf4 Qc8 19. h3 Ne7 20. Ne3 Bc6 21. Rd6 Ng7 22. Rf6 Qb7 23. Bh6 Nd5 24. Nxd5 Bxd5 25. Rd1 Ne6 26. Bxf8 Rxf8 27. Qh4 Bc6 28. Qh6 Rae8 29. Rd6 Bxf3 30. Bxf3 Qa6 31. h4 Qa5 32. Rd1 c4 33. Rd5 Qe1+ 34. Kg2 c3 35. bxc3 Qxc3 36. h5 Re7 37. Bd1 Qe1 38. Bb3 Rd8 39. Rf3 Qe4 40. Qd2 Qg4 41. Bd1 Qe4 42. h6 Nc7 43. Rd6 Ne6 44. Bb3 Qxe5 45. Rd5 Qh8 46. Qb4 Nc5 47. Rxc5 bxc5 48. Qh4 Rde8 49. Rf6 Rf8 50. Qf4 a5 51. g4 d5 52. Bxd5 Rd7 53. Bc4 a4 54. g5 a3 55. Qf3 Rc7 56. Qxa3 Qxf6 57. gxf6 Rfc8 58. Qd3 Rf8 59. Qd6 Rfc8 60. a4 (Game may have continued) Kh8 61. a5 g5 62. a6 g4 63. Qe7 g3 64. a7 Rxe7 65. fxe7 f6 66. Bd5 gxf2 67. a8=Q Rxa8 68. Bxa8 f1=B+ 69. Kxf1 c4 70. e8=Q#

WTFFF, I have these kind of dreams all the time, didnt know it was a common thing?!?

@@knockkek9808 If I were into dream therapy I'd tell you that this probably means you have something in your life that you feel nervous / stressed about, and you can't find a way to solve it. But I'm not into dream therapy, and basically everybody has something like that.

@@isaakvandaalen3899 This just made me to study dreams.

Stockfish calculates 60 million moves per second, alphazero calculates 60 thousand moves per second, ai is insane

@@AF-mv8hq so stockfish had a higher calculation ability ?!

@@merzeporgoher both stockfish and alphazero simulate possible moves. AlphaZero just picked the smarter moves.

​@@merzeporgoher yes, but it's not mean higher quality of calculation, which in AlphaZero better

@@merzeporgoher yeah but alphazero is better at evaluating positions. Even now Stockfish isn't the best at evaluation, but it's still on top through raw calculation power.

That's how it was, made. It learnt by playing thousand of games against itself

@@chrisdawson1776 🤡

@@chrisdawson1776 🤓🤡 or is it 🤡🤓 either way 🤡🤡

@@chrisdawson1776 🤡🤡

@@krishnachoubey8648 🤓

Timestamp??

When?

@@jaitelyaditya03 10:30

10:33 I think

10:33- 10:40

add another two 0s

Yeah 0~0'''

@@Marsh370 who are you warrior?

bro same

It's only a matter of time until someone puts Alpha Zero or even more powerful AI in the Military.

They should give the engines additional neuronal networks to shit talk each other, fueled by dialogue data from levy. That would make chess engine matches so entertaining hahaha

It literally built a cage and then many moves later put the Queen in it. So savage

Rook to c8 was kinda weird from stockfish

@@jaredjenkins99 That was the gnarliest set up to trap the king AND queen in a cage ive ever watched!!

Yes that was terrifying to watch . . . :-O

And that's how you get classy girls. Slowly...

Nice

I'm fairly sure that Alphazero isn't an engine in the conventional sense of the word, as it doesn't brute force. So... maybe it counts, but maybe not.

I know AlphaZero ia a big cheater

@@nomdeplume9590 it's still an engine, just not in the classical sensd

@@nomdeplume9590 to be scientifically correct, it is a Machine Learning Algorithm, as it gets better the longer you give it time to learn. But it still works like an engine, as it still looks at a given position and then calculates - based on potential later threats and changes - how good or bad the position is for either side

44 cores is still way high

Based

Maybe in another country 😂

france lol

anne boleyn?

GM Maurice Ashley has a similar infectious attitude in his commentary.

where does he say that?

No replies

@@srbhatia703 lies and deceit

@Black Swan55 Just because it was beaten doesn’t mean it’s not strong. Plus, I bet it would absolutely obliterate you if you had played a game with it lmao

@@amadeus3506 I think we would all lose to Alpha Zero, I can't even beat stockfish.

@@avaanoliah2984 Drawing stock fish is already a feat

@Black Swan55 because the engine don’t have time to calculate and he is using a shit processor idiot

@Black Swan55 "speed chess master" so he's shit at classical huh

I keep on coming back

Actually if you skim through various chess channels,you can find they are more or less all sublime in their commentary. We all know what kind of a monster stockfish actually is, so if there was someone to come along that would probably lay that stinky little fish over its knee and paddle his cheeks for a bit... man that would be some kind of quite fascinating ^^

and when he says stuff like “ i will take, i will take again, and you *die* “

"I don't just take your king, I take your soul!"

you just lose a queen after Bb4 pinning the queen against the king so its either king takes or knight takes

nice profile pic

5:53 move. Why didn't the queen take the A2 pawn?

@@marinhosantos1929 Because of Pawn to h5

You would lose the queen after Bb4, but it could've taken with the knight

my dream playstyle is slowly taking all the pieces, lifelines, moves until they admit defeat

There is a meme using this joke

400's: pawns get in the way of my pieces!

Does 900 elo players were right after all

​@@Galoric 😂😂 i laughed out loud

I think you can find games of alpha zero against other professionals. I’m not too sure but I know you can find some games between Magnus and very strong chess engines

Wouldn't that just be like launching all of earth's nukes at like a bug?

@@killmine1235 I mean alpha makes it so that his chances are the same as a cockroach surviving a nuke apocalypse.

Normal distribution meme in text form. Love it.

return to monke

Alphazero has got the spirit of a beginner and the mastery of a super GM

So a low elo player is as good as alpha zero

@@sakshamsinghal5418 It's more likely to think that alpha zero is just the greatest low ELO player ever.

Sounds very immoral

I mean chess was originally invented in India for preparing better military tactical plans

you stole this comment

Yeah he stole it

No he stole it

You fuckin stole it

He captured the comment

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Well you should coz az has determined all of those moves he probably already determined the way you will before you parents have been born

I got scared even without the description. If stockfish feels like a super smart could guy, alpha zero truly plays like a snake, just lurking and doing things that don't make sense, and when you realize, you're already trapped. That bishop d3 in the third game was so scary, cuz i firstly went "what the fuck? Why" and feel moves later stockfish was already fucked because of the light bishop position.

When?

@@lillie3029 lmao

@@lillie3029 Judgement day.

There's no fate but what we make...

@@lillie3029 You know it's gonna happen. Just a matter of time.

They didn't?

👀

@@carboncompounds9377 they went through the Ardennes

All of this and still the are people who still think that we don't land on the moon

@@brm3175 how is that related

@@user-sicparvis well some people created machines able to learn and you can say that u gotta be smart to do something like that but then people still think we faked the moon landing... Humanity is stupid overall

@@brm3175 is English your first language?

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What the heck is the romantic era?

@@hienable6933 during the romantic era of chess, it didn't matter how dogshit your move was, all that mattered was the intention behind it. Getting your queen out early without backup is bad, but, it was a sign from you preparing to launch an invasion.

@@blushingbutterfly7742 woah that's cool

Alphazero is Napoleon confirmed

@@Opanker_ it'd be actually interesting if AlphaZero deploys the Napoleon attack. I tried it before, it's an okay beginner move.

I bet Google hasn't released those ones, they're studying them the hardest

funny to see you here

nice to see you, minecraft chess when?

good to see you

Lmao

Play sea of thieves again.

I wouldn't say it seems more 'human' but it definitely is more comprehensible, ie we can understand the way it works. But the way Stockfish works is further away from how the human mind works than Alphazero.

@@MrCheerios2011 The way I mean is, for example when alphazero sacrifices pawns stockfish seems to always take them. The way it values material advantage seems more human, we don't see stockfish sacking pawns left and right, just the way most humans don't.

@@forbiddenlies1938 Yes but Stockfish still makes many moves that are not human at all. It's just that Alphazero is able to see the long term positional advantages and therefore evaluates the position differently.

@@MrCheerios2011 I never said stockfish seems human, it seems more human compared to alphazero. Of course it makes moves we do not understand.

Stockfish is more more human because people taught it to play. It learned from human games and we taught it how to evaluate the situation. AlphaZero learned just by playing against itself.

timestamp?

@@shiralea 21:02

AZ is also called python because of their slow torture

For a second I thought it's programming joke about how Python is slow

So it is better than some humans

"Alpha zero annihilated the French defense" Germans: Yeah, you just go around them.

It’s like a kitten with killing a mouse. They pat them around playing with it and wound it very slowly then just rip it apart lol

For him, worth more than a King.

I wonder if he’ll beat Hikaru

@@DivinePlant nah he won't Hikaru is at 990k already so. id like if levy got there first tho.

@@praneelgogoi7769 maybe he will beat him long term

Hikaru's basically already at 1 mill, but Levy's channel is growing much faster. In a couple weeks Levy will surpass him, but not until after 1 mill. Sadge

Chuckles... I'm in danger

he hide his King from my bishop who can do nothing because of all my white square pawn... ooooh! those pawn are gonna disappear

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/i752grCgmc_LfGw.html so true

Ahaha yes

His subscriber count is approx. increasing @6k per day so why not!

"a small price to pay for salvation"

we all know it and we all love it

Watch all 200 of those games and come back and tell me it's beautiful lmao. The vast majority of its play is laboriously shuffling pieces for miniscule advantage. Levy just spared us the pain of watching that stuff.

The straight up ridiculous amount of subtleties in it's slow improvements is still really beautiful though it does get admittedly boring when you can't understand any of it.

AlphaZero: Bong Botez strategy go BRRRRRRRRRR.

5:53 move. Why didn't the queen take the A2 pawn?

@@marinhosantos1929 The war is on the other side and you wanna take a pawn?

give alpha zero or any of these NN engines the personality of Eric Rosen, "oh no my pawn, oh no my knight"

I mean it's more like "Slow, gruelling, and soul-crushing endgame in which your mobility and then material is completely killed" but that wouldn't be as good of a one-liner

@@NormCantoral Exactly.

@@aa01blue38 right.