To be fair, he did fight in the UFC

The entire gang of Rogan orbiters prove it's about who you know. All of them have ruined stand-up comedy.

Brendan knows how Rogan because he fought in the UFC. He’s not joes nephew or somethin. Y’all are gross humans

Not even a best friend…. Just a friend a Rogan and he still shot up pretty high lol

@@HansKlopek I totally agree

I mean, that's a relatively common thing these guys with pods do. Gillis did it with his "Madea goes to the moon" joke in his special.

yea hes just pathetic and sad

It’s just a really really bad joke regardless of this fun fact. In fact, this fun fact is actually more enjoyable than the joke itself lol

@@jb1996BLOP dont you ever compare Gillis to Brandon, how dare you

@@steverogers7601 ooof not a good comparison. Gillis is actually hilarious

I was trying to figure out why he was saying shit that way

George Carlton

I digest. Abyssal. I knew something was off. Right? This was done ironically... I hope

Bruh Patrick Star is smarter than brenda

The Don Johnson vaccine

Looked for this comment as soon as I heard it 😂

Stolen from Ali g

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Some would say, the diciest.

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his voice with those exact words are burned into my head

It must be a sophisticated joke within a joke, or an ironic throwback to the 80s. I mean, the alternative is almost sad.

If there had been a sitcom in the 1890s...

Is that what he said? I thought I heard eggs and cookies. Haha. A loud “Boo!” Can be heard right after he delivers that line. Haha

What a terrible joke , i too thought it was a troll and he could not be that bad , wow he is worse . Rogan and rest of Rogan sycophants did schaub no favors by telling him he should do comedy cause this is worse than his MMA career where he could at least be completive with mid tier fighters .

I though the joke about his son speaking Spanish could, in theory, be funny, if it was delivered well.

Thank you for clearing that up. I was like, George Whaaaa?! Should've known BumbleDick said it first...

@@paulyskudder4490 there's many more references that people don't get lol

This video is just as unfunny as brendan

But I digest...

Lots of people are fortunate enough to have not watched enough Schahb to hear him mispronounce Carlin. Envy those people.

Bbbbbut the Botox is for like migraines, swear to Christ bro. It’s like T shots man, but like only for your head. Man dude bruh, scouts honor 🤞🏻

Yeah this is the first place anybody has made fun of it ever. Not even like Speaking already made this same video. Glad you can laugh though you loose wet turd brain idiot

I can't stomach Brenda's comedy thank god Beige does the work for us. 😂

Brendan is an amazing comedian you are all just haters. People will be watching these specials for the next 10-300 years

Other people have been making great videos roasting him. I think speaking for funny made a good one

wust pain of yo lyfe mista shab

@@Derek_Keenan "It's not the Russian state. It's the COUNTRY of Russia".

"I think he'd fuck you up" - Joe Rogan on Brandon Schaub's comedy 2 years ago

Lmaoooo

Don't think it could get worse? Could he make a new special titled something awful like "The Gringo Papi" and it be worse than his previous special before? Well I got an answer for you, and I think "you'd be surprised" by it

for the love of god i need a source

Good. I hope he boxes himself out all circles. Dude is a shameless liar. If he was smarter, he’d go into politics because he sure is comfortable with lying to people and just swaying with the popular opinions and stances.

please provide a source I need this

That club owner is my new hero

Beige should definitely keep an eye on this, he could be chronicling the new Chris Chan.

i axtually felt that way too

You think this would make a woman's comedy special actually funny? I've never found a single female set to make me laugh once.

@@lynchinjesus lets not get carried away

It's like a humor enema

Lol I unintentionally did that. I stopped like 10 minutes in and watched a Lee Mack stand up routine live at the Apollo. He's a British comedian for people who don't know. Not the best comedian ever but after Brendan I was just in tears of laughter and saying "Now that's a comedian "

A perfect ending Comdey Gold

As a man with a Nicaraguan wife. I know so many more dishes he could have used that would have made the joke better, or at least make sense.

You ever see the bit in SNL where Keenan Thompson does Big Papi on Update? Brendan was biting that.

Hell, huevos rancheros are even sometimes just called Southwestern omelets. Schlaubo just wants the bean pass.

@@Lawviathan bruh , being from Mexico ...it was hard watching this , I'm of the thought he only ate the resort food in mexico when he went .... He literally just named things Chicanos do in LA and passed it off as authentic mexican

Lmao yeah, the dude is in THE most Mexican place not named Mexico and is talking about the culture like it's a completely foreign concept. Not only is he bad at telling jokes, he's bad at knowing his audience.

*Beige

he forgot the middle east music did ISIS copyright strike him??

You’re waiting on a video from a man hating on another man who’s out here doing things he can’t. Keep hating, just admit he’s a great comedian and this new special proved you guys wrong!

@@MrGFloyd Yes

@@MrGFloyd Hi mark

Schaub's bad at comedy the same way this "youtuber" is bad at editing videos. The only reason he even gets clicks is because of Schaub. When he finally moves out of his mom's house at the ripe age of 40 he should make another video thanking Schaub along with all the other successful people he bashes from the luxury of his mom's basement.

I would say most rich and famous people have open marriages so she’s aloud do what she wants look at McGregor he has a family and 3 kids but he would cheat on he’s wife girlfriend first chance he gets Apparently he was with Rita Ora so wouldn’t surprise me.

She posted a picture of her and her entire family sitting in the living room with a caption like "about to watch the new special with the fam!" Wonder what that was like 😬

@@cash4goldteeth Duuuuude, ouch. Schaub is lucky to be alive.

Dicey dicey

He called his wife a rattlesnake and called his kids monsters. Not that successful comedians haven't done that before, but then, anything is allowable in comedy if it actually makes people laugh. In Schaub's case, it just ends up seeming like gratuitous ill will.

Brutal haha

Tremendous review lol

“Carlin Carlin Carlin” -The Kid

Dicey Dicey

I dont get it .. who is carlton? carlin wouldve made sense… schaub is a baller. Just because you his cant understand his style doesnt mean its objectively bad. I put him up there with B ill Hicks and Dave Attell, one of the greats. Come on, he practically carries Theo. You guys are are a bunch of jealous trolls.

@@bobanonymous6814 because Schaub called Geoge Carlin, George Carlton

@@bobanonymous6814 oof

I sat through his first special to see for myself what his comedy is like and form my own opinion, yknow give him a fair chance. Man, that first special was so bad that it was enough to make me feel confident that his second special would be terrible. I don’t even have to watch the second special to know it’s that bad.

At this point it's only his haydurs that watch him

LMFAO same here. Took me about 2 hours to get thru it all

You are a better man than I, I simply couldn't finish it. I made it to the first hacky messican joke

Sucks to be you.

it's a Schwabian dialect

E-Rock made this joke recently on Speaking For Funny, it worked cause he’s fat.

@Joe Forge It's not a mistake, he used the wrong word on purpose as a joke.

@Joe Forge This vid is full of references to dumb things BS has said, like George "Carlton." What's more likely? Beige just happens to screw up the exact same words and names BS butchers, or Beige is intentionally referencing this guy's funniest failures to speak the only language he knows?

@Joe Forge it’s a Brendan schaub reference

how was the Triton series?

Rogan is nearly as bad as Schaub. Absolutely horrendous comedians

I laugh any time he talked about one of his MMA fights or grappling matches in retrospect. His delusions of grandeur in both his accomplishments and skills are fucking bonkers.

Rogan has had a couple of funny moments on his podcast when he's not trying to be a comedian. As a comedian, Rogan is a joke. It's hard to say he's any better than Shaub really.. Just a bit more intelligent and sophisticated in the way he puts his performance together. But in terms of how funny Rogan's stand up is, and how much it makes me laugh - Rogan and Shaub are essentially equally terrible..

They’re both bad comedians but are popular enough and successful enough to make each believe they’re genuinely that funny. The worst is when Rogan talks about the business and craft of standup comedy as if he’s some living legend, and it’s rubbed off on Schaub who now likes to talk about the business of comedy as if his comedy specials were cash cows and a big drawl.

All hail Janoy Cresva.

I have no idea what you both are talking about but im gonna agree anyway

Everyone hating on this special and Brendan (aka the GOAT) simply because they are jealous. His stand up is far better than Theo Von, Bobby Lee, etc. the only one that beats him is Dave chappelle MAYBE. Keep hating y’all, jealous haters.

it sick it piss

Stop talk shit

Boooo, don't use a dslr's for video.

Its the biggest sign that brendan shouldnt be doing stand up. If you put in almost a decade of practice into something and you havent improved, AT ALL then i think its time to come down to reality bapa.

For sure the art is looking technically better but my fav is still Quinton. I guess you're good and making the art look like the people's personalities.

why hire an expert for something when you can just have your team do it?

True. Looks *exactly* like Patrice O'neal and the lollipop looked delicious.

I've been thinking about doing a belated video on Jeff Foxworthy's latest special. That was truly the worst special I've ever seen.

@@BeigeFrequency you’re so jealous of Brendan. Keep hating cause he’s out doing things you can’t. His special is far better than Dave Chappelle’s last special everyone was saying was sooooo good. Lol what a joke. Gringo Papi is the second best special to come out in the last 5 years, right after “You’d Be Surprised”. Keep hating on the GOAT.

@@BeigeFrequency You should!

@@MrGFloyd the trolling is obvious

@@FreefallSC yea okay. Keep hating.

sus af comment. he isnt going to sleep with you bro

@@SadBoys.1996 why do you keep posting this ?

Great video, never watched it.

Knock yourself out... kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qZqqe5ye2sWUf5c.html

I actually just finished it and it’s awfully funny and Beige is absolutely dead-on in his assessment. Besides, with this channel, great content is almost assured the moment I click on it. In fact, it gets a like before I’ve seen a second of it…you’re not going to call the KZfaq police on me, are you?! As far as Sad Boys 1996…go fuck yourself, moron.

I'd say it was more like a chocolate chip with salsa on it.

@Bob Lazar shut up BRENDA

@JBSilverstein205 lol you watch The Office? Is it right up there with your Friends Blu-ray box set?

@JBSilverstein205 trying to get away from the fact that you admitted you watch The Office is commendable.

@JBSilverstein205 I’m not the one in this thread who’s basic enough to watch The Office. I’ll defer to your expertise on the matter though, clearly you’re well versed enough for me to trust your in-depth knowledge on the subject.

No it isn't. In the grand scheme of things, the guy is completely irrelevant. As the saying goes: A rising tide lifts all boats. Including garbage barges. Compared to some of the dreck the '90s stand-up boom inflicted on us, riding the coattails of the people who were actually good at it, Schaub is a total nothing. If you don't seek his shit out, he might as well not exist.He's not ubiquitous like some of those '90s oxygen thieves were for several years. Rob Schneider comes to mind. Stand-up comedy in the 1990s was a lot like punk rock in the 1970s - or podcasts nowadays, for that matter. A few really good acts all got somewhat popular around the same time, a few more less-good ones got super-popular and made tons of money for the record companies, then everybody who could climb on stage without breaking their necks got signed - and it all went into the toilet.

Cant forget the sizzling fajitas

Same I was wondering if he would cover this it would be a shame if he hadn’t

Same here!

This guy is your boyfriend? Lol

kinda sus comment

@@FpvMental yes, we are partners in life.

i think it was a 90 seat club, but theres no way he sold out every show. Thats 450 tickets he doesnt have that many fans worldwide lol

Also sometimes when stand up do specials they give away free tickets to fill the room

@@chillingguy8386 no THEY WILL FILL THOSE SEATS like production will do whatever and have people corralled off the stage

@@-Dildo.Baggins. I love how this isn’t even exaggerated. He’s going to run out of family, and friends eventually. He can’t keep buying all of the tickets himself.

Friends and family

No shit totally agree with he said Huevos rancheros and pico de gallo I lost it 😂

You’ve never seen zoolander 2 then

I’m laughing at him

Mistah Schaub But yoh liyup

Worse pain yolife

Give it a watch. It’s only 25 minutes.

@@onmike7944 why be a masochist and subject yourself to 25 minutes of pain for no reason?

@@Romanus- it’s important to experience this one for yourself. It’s the worst comedy set I’ve ever seen. It’s historically bad.

Bapa 1 million views tho water we dune here

Lmao yes

Its legit middle school humor. Just pick any ethnicity and make fun of their culture all while using a bad accent. For Schaub, the punchline is that he said many things in a Mexican accent, or that the thing he was referring to was Mexican. He’s F’ing corny and this special was terrible lmao

Yeah it's such lazy writing. If you're going to go there and make fun of Mexican cuisine you could easily just talk about how terrible pandulse is because it tastes like suger mixed with dry wall and you can break a car window with a stale one. Or anything like that? Simply saying a cookie with salsa is so basic and racist.

@@lynchinjesus Definitely wouldn't categories that joke as racist, but incredibly lazy

@@pede6272 it's racist because it's lazy.

@@lynchinjesus It's lazy because Brendan's been punched in the head too often. . . . Actually, that sounds a bit harsh. It's more likely because he hasn't been punched in the head often enough. Either way, he's so utterly unfunny that everything he says or does becomes hilarious, and not for *any* of the reasons Brendan thinks. Which is funny in itself.

Wow how funny and reblious you are

@@fredburns6846 Seethe harder

@@1sanitat1 lol

we have jokes at home, B *jokes at home. ay no *

Lmao he exposed himself

Yeah he admitted bert kreischer helped him with his whole first special.

That was such a twist

His friends aren’t funny either They’re all degenerates

Everyone is afraid to rock the Joe Rogan boat. Soon as you make fun of Schaub, it’ll get back to Rogan that you were being mean to him.

Toe is the ultimate degenerate idk why KZfaq deleted my other comment

Little secret for you, life isnt a beige frequency video

probably people who didn't have anything to do and were given free tickets to a...show.

both

I was a fan but after this special and the whole Bobby Lee thing I think I'm done. I haven't listened to anything with him since.

A little column A, a lot of column B....

@@lynchinjesus honest question, what would make you be a fan of Schaub? Do you actually find him funny or entertaining?

Lmao

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💯, especially with how eloquent he does it.