How Conan Plans To Monetize His Gravestone | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

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A fan calls in wondering what visuals Conan and the gang would play on their gravestones if equipped with the technology to display photos and video, and Conan confirms that he'd like his monetized.
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@m_neama 20 күн бұрын

The QR code should play the Mac and Me wheelchair scene

@philpeterson7182 20 күн бұрын

Hahaha!!

@MichaelsExplorations 20 күн бұрын

LMFAO 🤣

@Kitty8791 20 күн бұрын

Found Paul Rudd's burner account! 🤣

@dobrydendavid 20 күн бұрын

This is the right answer!

@cleverusername9369 20 күн бұрын

Is that you, Paul?

@ByGriPhone 20 күн бұрын

Jordan Schlansky's QR code: He did various tasks in his lifetime. 5 page instructions on how to correctly make an espresso, all in Italian.

@kaelthunderhoof5619 20 күн бұрын

How to shave his body and documentation of the shrinkflation of toilet paper

@34nimajneb 19 күн бұрын

This was my voicemail. I was kind of bummed he didn’t answer for Jordan but then again idk how he would have taken it. You’re spot on though and I feel closure now 😂

@ByGriPhone 19 күн бұрын

@@34nimajneb Conan and Jordan do segments on Sirius XM radio from time to time. I'm sure Conan will bring it up.

@34nimajneb 18 күн бұрын

I don’t have Sirius but I may have to now. I just watch their clips on here. Pure gold

@kingofcarrotflowers2930 16 күн бұрын

you people have 1 joke lmao

@BrianClaridge 20 күн бұрын

Jordan's will be a 5 hour documentary about the ontological significance of funerary art, tracing its evolution from the primordial monoliths of Neolithic ancestors to the baroque elegies etched in marble by Renaissance artisans...

@ThatsOnYoutube 20 күн бұрын

Conan's grave will play an ad for Luxe Bidets.

@krisfinley6706 20 күн бұрын

Jordan's will have one for those bamboo squat potties he likes. It will star him rambling for 20 minutes about the various delights and history of this amazing invention

@user-yn7yo1co3k 20 күн бұрын

PLEASE say it's gonna happen!

@MoneyChanger02 20 күн бұрын

Next time you visit the cemetery, you want to make sure your ASS IS CLEAN! THIS IS MY LEGACY!!

@freemason4979 20 күн бұрын

The most interesting people are all in the "basement", not the "penthouse"

@der.Schtefan 20 күн бұрын

How matching, since a freak bidet accident will also probably be the cause of death.

@TheTarrMan 20 күн бұрын

I wan't Conan's QR tombstone to just be him illogically yammering on for hours and hours and at the very end he just says "Oh and I'm actually buried somewhere else".

@kreiss_x_jecht 20 күн бұрын

This sounds like something he'd do 😂😂😂

@ext609 18 күн бұрын

lol

@michaelsullivan1262 20 күн бұрын

Coney’s grave screen should only be a continuous loop of him doing that string thing dance.

@jkap34 20 күн бұрын

It's just called the string dance.

@34nimajneb 19 күн бұрын

This is my voicemail 😭😭😭 thank you for picking it Conan. You made my year!!!

@34nimajneb 19 күн бұрын

I really thought this topic would be up his alley. Since he has mentioned wanting his body to be found in cornfields lol. I hope any of you that has submitted voicemails gets picked too!

@34nimajneb 17 күн бұрын

If anyone else sees this, What would your voicemail/question for Conan be?!

@MarjanLion 20 күн бұрын

Conan will absolutely need a fart button on his gravestone.

@MayraAraujo01 20 күн бұрын

The angle of Conan watching Gourley made me laugh😅

@sergioventura2595 20 күн бұрын

His grave will have a huge spotlight with a image of his pompadour in the middle like the bat signal

@josephyoung2752 20 күн бұрын

Wow, it sounded like Matt and Sona were actually in the room with Conan when you listen on Spotify. Good job crew

@kenaynay6011 20 күн бұрын

Eduardo knows what he’s doin

@inappropriate_comments 20 күн бұрын

@@kenaynay6011not bad...Jose

@yurisich 20 күн бұрын

Conan: The Gravestone: The Gift Shop I'd get a keychain and a mug.

@Moekoffee2001 20 күн бұрын

It would be the only time I would take Conan for granite

@littleghostfilms3012 20 күн бұрын

Rimshot!

@goodlookingcorpse 20 күн бұрын

I want a voice-activated recording of a booming voice saying "WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER?"

@RoguSpanish 20 күн бұрын

You're gonna ruin some pants.

@CaptainDevilSticks 18 күн бұрын

FOR THIRTY YEARS I'VE LAID DORMANT

@c016smith52 20 күн бұрын

Sona, re: being buried alive “I won’t do that” 😂

@ab-oh6zb 18 күн бұрын

She would rather not

@sew75962 20 күн бұрын

Ok but I love the idea of tv gravestones. I like walking through cemeteries and reading the names and wondering about who the people were. It’d be so cool to actually know.

@dudekazoo 20 күн бұрын

Same! I was really enraptured when he was talking about it. I love the idea.

@Cloudcass 20 күн бұрын

When this becomes a real thing, we'll all be wondering: was this always going to happen, or did Conan speak this into existence? Lol

@elijahlovejoy5438 20 күн бұрын

"Here Lies Conan O'brien" - Sponsored by the Cheesecake Factory.

@doncotton3367 20 күн бұрын

You have not died until you've seen Gandhi's impression of drunk Dean Martin.

@inappropriate_comments 20 күн бұрын

CONAN O'BRIEN. MUST GO never made more sense

@Tonyhouse1168 20 күн бұрын

“Here lies Conan Good Times O’Brien - THERE WAS TALK OF GERBILS!!”

@mwrench4185 13 күн бұрын

Conan interviewing historical figures from the afterlife would be the best thing ever.

@BlakieTT 20 күн бұрын

7:20 Dat Coco interview with Jesus gonna be FIRE! Oops, sorry, gonna be HEAVENLY! 👼🏽

@brandonslemoine 20 күн бұрын

This is actually very intriguing and fascinating. God, I love Conan’s mind.

@splorn 20 күн бұрын

Oddly this is one of my favorites ever Might as well be anyway Thanks Ben

@34nimajneb 19 күн бұрын

Hey, Ben here. I’m a mega Conan fan. Promise I’m not trolling. You’re welcome. I know he has talked about wanting his body found in cornfields. So I thought this might be right up his alley. I never thought they’d pick it tho! 😅

@MikeTD 20 күн бұрын

Conan is not gonna get Abe Lincoln and Ghandi, he's gonna get Abe Vigoda and Bea Arthur.

@TehBellcarl 16 күн бұрын

The idea of a graveyard just turning into the tv section at a Best Buy is hysterical.

@Tonyhouse1168 20 күн бұрын

Scans gravestone: “Will Ferrell shaves Conan while Will Forte’s Ted Turner yells at Conan from atop a mechanical buffalo”

@discodennyv 20 күн бұрын

I can see Conan’s grave now, “Pater, I don’t want a normal coffin. I need an extra wide velvet lined coffin. You know how I toss and turn at night. Imagine during my eternal slumber! And please some 2% milk as well.”

@jasonmajchrzak2509 20 күн бұрын

The Miller Lite ad was hilarious!

@CAMMYSINCLAIR 20 күн бұрын

Excellent

@andi.4pf 20 күн бұрын

If scanned Conan’s QR code I’d like to see a super compilation of the hips on strings dance 🕺 it makes me happy every time I see him do it

@LordOfTheDrinks01 20 күн бұрын

Ah ... he didn't answer the part for Jordan :(

@Kitty8791 20 күн бұрын

Perhaps, he'll pose it directly to Schlansky? 🤞🏻

@34nimajneb 18 күн бұрын

Hey, sorry for geeking out but this was my voicemail. My being from Ohio and asking a dark question is not related 😅 but someone mentioned he might ask Jordan in their Sirius programs?

@Kitty8791 18 күн бұрын

@@34nimajneb Congrats, Ben, on having your VM selected! 👏🏼 You've used up ~half of your 15-minutes of fame; at least it was entertaining for us. 🤭 My apologies that you are from Ohio, that does help explain the morbid thoughts. At least if you have a QR code, no one will actually have to go to your grave; someone who attends your funeral should simply post it to your memorialized Facebook page to save others the trouble. 😅

@34nimajneb 17 күн бұрын

That’s a good idea! And thank you! Have you sent a voicemail? What would your question be?

@lonelyone 14 күн бұрын

Commercials that pay for the upkeep of his gravesite is actually a pretty solid operation.

@benzaiten933 20 күн бұрын

Jordan's virtual grave would be of Japanese make, on which he'd brag about the elegance and simplicity and how long lasting it is.

@starxhilmie 20 күн бұрын

man I love this predate format for this podcast

@michaelkupfer3723 6 күн бұрын

I still think nothing will ever tops Don Rickles tombstone! "There goes the neighborhood" 😅😅😅

@maxellis3325 20 күн бұрын

I really dislike that we still bury people for multiple different reasons. However, Conan's idea of a tombstone with a screen in it that shows highlight's of that person's life is an idea that has brought me back around. Someone has to have done this before, right? The idea is just too good.

@intheyear2k 20 күн бұрын

Podcast in the afterlife! Yes, please! 🙌😁😆🤭

@Kitty8791 20 күн бұрын

This made me think of the song "Hell" by the Squirrel Nut Zippers. 🤣

@justtwobrotherspokemon 19 күн бұрын

The image of going to conans grave and having to press skip ad after a 60 second ad about ozempic plus is kind of hilarious 😂

@teejeya 20 күн бұрын

The thumbnail for this made me laugh 😂

@LegamSSF 20 күн бұрын

For real though, the idea of graveyards becoming screens is actually a pretty interesting concept. Leaving this comment for future writing ideas wow

@Uarehere 19 күн бұрын

The TV series Upload has a kind of sci-fi take on this. A person's entire life experience is digitized and can be re-watched at any time.

@LegamSSF 10 күн бұрын

@@Uarehere oooh imma check it out. Thanks for telling me about this!

@zan917 20 күн бұрын

There should be souvenirs: “I went to Conan O’Brian’s grave and all I got was this t-shirt”

@growupjohnny9374 20 күн бұрын

It’s funny how different Conan is when he’s at Sirius

@alankingchiu 20 күн бұрын

Conan O’Brien, sponsored by, “World’s worst assistant, Season 2, only on Max”

@deeemm979 20 күн бұрын

The only gravestone with a Chuck Norris lever, but first a word from our sponsors.

@GPS379 19 күн бұрын

My gravestone would just say “ he pooped his heart out every morning till tears came out”

@EnoVarma 20 күн бұрын

I wish that his gravestone says: "Conan O'Brien Needs A Nap". The acronym would be CONAN.

@unknown5150variable 20 күн бұрын

I came up the idea of barcodes and screens for tombstones in the late 90s. My girlfriend at the time told me it wouldn't work,my friends laughed at me, my mom told me nobody would want it. I hope it catches on, and people wanting tech in all aspects of life it just might. I hope whoever actually followed through with it makes a small fortune, even better a large fortune.

@doggedout 20 күн бұрын

Conan's visions of the future always seem to involve dystopian hellscapes. Way to cheer everybody up funny man.

@parkermorgan6890 20 күн бұрын

That bar joke was amazing.

@jameshoff7986 13 күн бұрын

I love the gravestone idea. I’d be so sad and compelled to go to grave sites

@flashback7273 20 күн бұрын

In the year 3000...

@bobmeyers186 20 күн бұрын

Jordan Schlansky's would link to a website full of facts, categorized by greco-latin origins of words, italian cuisine, japanese self-care products, toilet products

@fotoquiet 20 күн бұрын

I'm intrigued by an afterlife version of Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend. I can only imagine the guests Conan would have. 🤔

@Gigofestesflats 20 күн бұрын

He got me at “because like any pharaoh…”

@jarvisridley438 20 күн бұрын

Should the screen be touchscreen so we can skip the ads?

@ricksmith2127 20 күн бұрын

I really hope that Conan’s old advertiser Fracture see an advertising opportunity here

@TREVONBACH 20 күн бұрын

Conie... whenya having setzer on video? Friend of family, uncle Ed was in his behind the music.

@Matteroosky 18 күн бұрын

Jordans should be Conan correcting him on where the Karate Kid movie was shot.

@RoguSpanish 20 күн бұрын

If it were up to me Conan's QR would lead to an endless loop of that video of him dressed as a leprechaun on his knees saying "So you want me gold eh? Well you won't be gettin my gold!"

@BlackPlated 20 күн бұрын

Jokes aside, it'd be great to have some kind of Conan memorial playing his segments.

@QuantumBraced 18 күн бұрын

I love Sona's idea for a link to the menu for the Cheesecake Factory, in fact I might put that on mine cause that's hilarious. And maybe on the tombstone there's also discount code for 5% off but it's only good on the day of my death, and half of that will be covered by my will, the rest by the Cheesecake Factory for the promotion.

@jefferyduke6532 15 күн бұрын

In the year 2000. In the year two thousAAAAAnd!

@Makoto-Hayashi 20 күн бұрын

If the interactive tombstone idea became real, I imagine that Dr. Arroyo will have the only one that uses a B & W CRT instead of Color Touchscreen LED. Obviously it will play the documentary film about how he graduated Top 100% of his class at doctor school in 1998. 😅

@michaelyount3843 20 күн бұрын

"I'm busy" - Sona 🤣🤣

@michaelhockus8208 20 күн бұрын

This Conan guy and his friends are funny.

@MaxineShaw_84 20 күн бұрын

I'm BUSY. 🤣

@willpfister 20 күн бұрын

Sona & Matt are always more involved on zoom than in person.

@AttilatheThrilla 20 күн бұрын

Why is Conan sooo obsessed with Lincoln?? He brings Abe up ALL the time

@CJMattis 19 күн бұрын

I’m worried Conan might be sick with all the stuff going on lately 🥺

@ArtHeart88 20 күн бұрын

Monetized with a red velvet rope and concessions 😂

@Noahvelli21 20 күн бұрын

Can you imagine the cars Jay Leno will have in his heaven garage? Could be hard to compete for guests🤣🤣

@palaceofwisdom9448 20 күн бұрын

"When you toast my death, do it with Miller Lite!"

@gravityassist1524 20 күн бұрын

Pitch Please with Adam Waheed “Grave Stories”

@adambenton9673 19 күн бұрын

This is more or less the premise of the upcoming David Cronenberg movie. Real life continues to outpace science fiction 🤘🤣

@vojta123654 18 күн бұрын

OG fans of Conan know the one and only possible quote for this matter: Sir Conan of Braye End. Died of over titillation while witnessing an act of unicorniposituphilia. Anyone knows wha´s it from?

@bennyfactr6122 20 күн бұрын

Death by cut brake lines?? Sounds like leno stole conan's life twice

@edwardprice4723 14 күн бұрын

Damnit

@cleverusername9369 20 күн бұрын

Kyle Kinane has a joke about his headstone, something like "Kyle Christian Kinane, Born: 12/23/1976, Died: In Your Arms Tonight (It Must've Been Something You Said). Not a great joke but the funniest joke you'll see in a cemetery"

@RobSomeone 20 күн бұрын

A quarter of the qr codes are just going to be Rick Rolls.

@todorow22 20 күн бұрын

To continue on Conan's idea, I picture needing infrastructure for the visitors to his grave. Specifically restrooms adjacent. The contract will misunderstand the drawing and end up piping the effluents into his grave. Which will preserve Conans body similar to formaldehyde, but in this case human excrement from all his visitors. There will also be a Chipotle stand adjacent just to make things interesting. I went too far I know.

@Laki2 19 күн бұрын

"Here's something fun!"

@Ashen-One1 20 күн бұрын

Man, I am not ready for Conan to go.

@TheWolfbay 20 күн бұрын

conan: i still think it was somebody in my family who did me in sona: i didn't know you consider me family

@BF... 17 күн бұрын

Matt, why do you have 3 clocks on your wall?

@BonShula 20 күн бұрын

Jordan's would just be a picture of him in Tuscany BBQ'ing Guanciale

@WOLFFMAAN8714 20 күн бұрын

My code would be drinking beer on a loop.

@FredCracklin 20 күн бұрын

Conan's will be like Bender's pyramid in that episode of Futurama where there'll just be this blaringly loud "REMEMBER ME" in Conan's voice drowning out the sound coming from any other entombtainment center.

@evildevil97 20 күн бұрын

Ah, the podcast of the afterlife. They still couldn't book Norm.

@Weasel_Patrol 20 күн бұрын

Imagine this as a Call of Duty Zombies radio message

@SynthiaVan 20 күн бұрын

Jordan Schlansky's grave will have a mini peppermill so we can all visit and grind a little pepper on him in remembrance.

@EdgeSanityGaming 20 күн бұрын

What did she say that? Now he's really going to have the menu for the Cheesecake Factory at his grave.

@gilbertodepiento8521 20 күн бұрын

Jordan's cold, lifeless eyes staring at ya, Qr should show this

@zevmag 20 күн бұрын

Like the Max Headroom TV show or Futurama Head in the jar!!!

@pavanatanaya 20 күн бұрын

I will personally leave some empty Miller Light beer cans on Conan's Grave. "Miller Light,,,Sex in a Canoe"

@zoperxplex 20 күн бұрын

I just hope they stock the soda vending machines with root beer.

@weeniehutjunior 20 күн бұрын

The QR code will just bring up a clip loop of Conan showing how he had his mouth washed out with soap by two people at the same time🤣🤣🤣

@NandiCollector 20 күн бұрын

*Someone, somewhere in the world is really brainstorming about this absolutely fantastic futuristic idea and will try to make it happen!*

@amandafermanich4641 20 күн бұрын

The only down fall I see to this is that they are TVs and WILL get stolen. It is a good idea though.

@NandiCollector 20 күн бұрын

@@amandafermanich4641 Just a simple QR code would be enough. I don't think they will put a TV screen on the gravestone, because even the gravestones will be redundant in the future. Just a horizontal metallic piece with a pic, name and QR code!

@avidadolares 20 күн бұрын

Not at all. The tech and functionality (QR codes) will eventually go the way of cassette tapes. It's already dated tech... I did some work with it back in Japan around 2011ish.