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Indonesia plese

Greece pls

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The Middle East one is nothing but fax tho

@@bigsmokes2708 they forgot the part where the generals will be shot if they talk to each other, because they could be plotting to overthrow [INSERT DICTATOR]

@CageyBee that’s not how they fight in the war though

@@bigsmokes2708 nope :/ they don't drive around on camels and they don't wear thobes while at war

@@BigNavy8175 Leafs? Fight wars?

@@gammadion pretty sure their hockey teams don’t fight their wars 😂

The brits were alwright here.

this wasn't offensive

@@BigNavy8175 does it offend you that they missed Canada? Then it served its purpose :D.

FINALLY. I’ve had this saved for years waiting for someone to figure out the USA portion’s song. Thanks

Same here

I need the north korean music I NEED IT NOW!

Hehe, Cock

the North Korean one is called “July 27th, Our Victory Day”

As a fellow German, I approve this comment is absolutely correct.

als Deutscher ja

@@chris19984 korrekt.

Ja, aber Nein. As a native son from Bavaria, we prefer Sabaton. 😎

⁠@@KMZX_700As a Son of Prussia we prefer Preußens Gloria.

Or according to legend, everyone casually strolls out of the house, fires a single shot, then goes back inside.

Oof

Actually that describes Palestine pretty good

Holly shit Flakfire didn't think I'd see you here 🤣🤣🤣

@Mike Wazozki no no, i meant that hamas is hiding their artillery and bases under civilians' houses, and that creates a cover for them, meanwhile the poor people have to suffer bc their government is a terrorist organization

Well “every” is abit of an extend

yea they hit the *one* enemy *no miss*

Facts

Well they did hit every SINGLE shot.

Switzerland is famous for it's many gun clubs, many homes have a rifle and someone who knows how to use it, and a bunker in the cellar. As so many wars become sniper battles, I expect the Swiss are ahead of the curve here.

1:36 !

What years did you tour? I found the Iraq one really inaccurate, even taking into account that this is just a humoristic take on stereotypes. What would've been more accurate yet in line with the video's style, is a completely incompetent arab commander wasting his expensive military hardware as most of his soldiers either surrender or desert their battle-stations. At the time of Desert Storm, Iraq had the 4th largest airforce in the world, and Saddam's Republican Guard had modern tanks. Baghdad was the most heavily protected city in the world with thousands of SAM batteries. They also had a Navy which was completely wiped out in a day by the coalition, but it's a bit far-fetched to reduce all that to a camel-powered car hull and a couple of suicide belts.

@@CosmicTeapot very true. Love it. ‘07-08 and ‘09.

@@CosmicTeapotpov: the suicide bombers pop left and right and the CRAM buzzes nonetheless 😂😂😂

​@@NorthernWisconsinandStuffApparently there are about a half million vet disabled since then. So something must've been working. Edit: The number is 1.8 million with 150k of the disabled committing the deed.

Oh god, doesnt that violate the Geneva convention? That has to be a war crime of sorts!

@@hmsrenown7801 More like Geneva Suggestion.

Never underestimate psychological warfare.

Also Switzerland: fortifies every mountain and has mandatory gun ownership/ training laws - Germany during WWII: "Its not free real estate"

arent trolls supposed to be under cover

So little known fact, but the Air Force fucking LOVES Burger King. I think every single Air Force base I have ever gone to has had a Burger King in its food court.

@@ThefinalLPer oh that’s interesting! Thank u!

@@sandspar haha 😆

@@ThefinalLPer There was even one in the massive air base Bagram Afghanistan! I love how accurate ours was.

@@ThefinalLPer It isn't that we love it, it's that the government has an exclusivity contract with them and a handful of other companies for cheap, accessible fare. You've probably also seen Anthony's Pizza, Baskin Robbins, Robin Hood, and Taco Bell. They have similar deals.

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​@mitsistudio what's the song that plays during the US part?

Like a chicken walking onto landmine would be great

Air superiority: cant have KIA's if there aint no one to get killed!

Did you notice the Burger King sign? Seriously, there's more to the U.S.A. than Burger King, and this coming from a person who is within walking distance of three restaurants and two convenience stores.

Bro the pilot is a fat guys controling the drone

U saw the fat man in the bunker/container?

@@kevinlane1219 Yeah didn't know any Americans actually liked burger king

But they surprisingly made it so it's not offensive at all

@@TheHaller Facts dont care about feelings.

@@TheHaller Stereotypes comes from truth, now stereotypes dont always apply, but more often than not they usually do. But in this case its not a stereo type that terrorist blow themselves up.

@@TheHaller Lmao when they stop blowing themselves up in real life, maybe it won't be a "Stereotype". Stop being offended for terrorists who blow themselves up.

Imagine getting upset over something in a video

Fake we have a McDonald’s not a Burger King

It’s also lovely that the fat soldier is sitting on top of the oil.

‘Murica

Hey at least we aren’t fighting on empty stomachs lol.

We'd also have some tim hortons within a naval base.

if we throw enough people at the bullets sooner or later they will run out of bullets

@albert einstien 🤣🤣

*Someone get me more ammo, and somebody get that women condoms*

@Joe Blowe Not really they were quite smart but there plan wasn't to throw men they just had poor training post of the time.

You mean America: 300 men per min. Because it literally would be the same but it's also effective because more men mean more bullets per min.

They’re not wrong but not many people here are actually that obese Edit: I’m American, and I wasn’t here to be offensive, because honestly it’s probably one of the least insulting stereotypes, now if I say Arab, you already know what you’re thinking don’t deny it

@@Cahrssomething well yeah sadly, but I’m also thinking they took the concept from the time there was a Burger King at an actual base in the Middle East back in 2010 or sum

Sometimes it’s a Popeyes or Domino’s.

@anti gacha commander you can go to any asian or european country and see that there are significantly less overweight people compared to the us

@anti gacha commander man usa is the country with more fat people in the world just acept it

I trust 'em implicitly.

You can help by expanding this list

At least they're honest to us about it.

If only James bissonette were here.

That’s been happening

Уважение народу Вьетнама

As an Afghan, I can confirm this 🤣

It not target nothing, it target at iraq’s children hospital

If soldiers prefer KFC?

As a Taliban I can confirm this

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You forgot the Somali is boat

@@garikm24 I was triyin to simplify

Why fight, when you could bore them to death

You forgot Germans that attack with fish

Uk: paratroopers China: overloaded defense Germany: bunker NK: nuke Iraq: camels

"Our army is double the size of your population, what would you do if we invaded?" "Shoot twice and go home."

@@prestonjones1653 Whom are you quoting?

@@kevinlane1219 Kaiser Wilhelm to a swiss ambasador

Ahaha, yeah, it is actually hard to accurately hit someone with rock, I'm not joking now

Big brain mode

Where'a the Burger King station in the video?

@@tompegorinno5141 it’s in the bottom of the trench ravine thing on the American one

@@brennenfry8416 thanks for that man! Didn't see that at first. Kudos, fella. 👊

I know I was not the only one seeing ut

in my 14 years of life in the us ive never eaten at burger king

Should have put Finland in there on radios they hacked pretending to be the enemy convincing them to turn around because they have just released an army of Yettis

Thanks Rico for the compliment, we are making more countries! Please share, subscribe and/or donate on our video to help us grow our channel. greets from the Netherlands!

是野生rico

@@mitsistudio good news your video was shared on Tik Tok so you are probably gonna get more views, and when are the next countries coming?

@@mitsistudio impressive is kind of an understatement, not only was it accurate it was funny and looks amazing

@@mitsistudio add Canada: just crazy fella not scared of anything with maple syrup France: surrender but do rebellio each year Japan: BANZAIIII

Oh man!! You just got me excited 😱

It would be amazing

This may sound a bit crude, but I've made a mess of my trousers at the mere thought

What a comment

Dude! Took the words right out from my fingers

Burgertown lmao

It's actually fact. Well-established US bases all have their own fast-food chains.

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@@mitsistudio I see other KZfaq content make stealing your visa how could I report them.

Mitsi Studio please bring Taiwan 🇹🇼

@alfred lauridsen Enough that there had been several laws and attempts to prevent them from just going and messing up other countries on payroll.

more like, "they profit".

They smelt the gold of war victims and hide dictators money

They've become experts in the ancient art of vibing so hard they don't have to fight any wars

@alfred lauridsen thats was a veeery long time ago

lol

Usa un palo más largo joder!

La buena referencia a Goyo

Sounds a lot like the Sherman Firefly meme... lol British Military Development: "SIR THE 17 POUNDER WON'T FIT" "PUT IT SIDEWAYS" "THERES NO ROOM FOR THE RADIO" "PUT IT IN A BOX AND STICK IT ON THE BACK" "THE ENGINE ISNT POWERFUL ENOUGH" "GET 4 CAR ENGINES AND STICK THEM ALL TOGETHER"

@@wazzdawg ah yes churchill

The subtleties is what makes it so great.

the irony is is that switzerland has a pretty good army and mandatory military training also EVERYONE who was in the swiss army gets equiped with a rifle to use after service incase of war, so VERY strong local militia defence forces if they ever enter war

One word for those who ignore history: Lansquenets

@@firebladeentertainment5739 They just don't have ammunition for those rifles aside from very controlled circumstances under normal circumstances. Which, incidentally, is a great way to prevent the misuse of firearms while maintaining high levels of ownership!

@@AveSicarius oh didnt knew that still the swiss are WELL armed and trained pretty much all of them.

*Sounds of anger*

@@culturalliberator9425 COME ON THEN YA SPOOKY AMERICAN

@@FrozenWaffles64 We blow away entire towns because we suspect they're related to terrorist who have messed with us. Scary is an understatement.

@@culturalliberator9425 uh oh shiver me timbers.

@@ronnieoki.517 You're lucky we're allies you know. Without us the world would have been ruined 3 times over. But your mockery is amusing non the less.

welp seems like im the first guy to reply

Putin aproved

Noice

Wha-

Feels depressing being this early but not knowing what to comment

Hahaha I mean if it ain't broke why change? 😏😜😂

Working since 1815.

They weren’t Scots even though they used a bagpipe they’re paratroopers

@@yorkshireman5861 royal Scots commandos.

@@yorkshireman5861 many scots in the paras mate

yes , i would sign up aswell

The Minecraft clay soldiers mod looks crazy with RTX on

Little Devil Inside

Toy Soldiers on xbox

You might be on to something

Securing food supply is important during warfare

True Anarcho Capitalism

Known fact: burger King is one of the few fast food chains that employs civilian members to set shop where ever the us sets up a base. Go to any base and you'll find either a burger King or taco bell

McDonalds is better.

@@Lincos321 better at lower quality fast food maybe. Trying to compare the two to each other is akin to comparing pig shit to human shit. Both are utterly terrible, but McDonald’s is more so.

А чё делать если эта ху**я не фурычит?

That was the most Russian thing to do

I mean it is my guy have you not seen amazing vs Russia vids lol their funny

"Oh just launch already, suka blyat!"

r/ANormalDayInRussia

🇨🇳>🇬🇧

I totally agree!!! This deserves at least 100m views. Such great production!!!!!

i finaly found it! im saved

This channel deserves 7.9 billion views

No.

This comment is pure gold😅😅

@@JJ-cy2fi no

And your Broadsword and Longbow, don't forget those either

It was more scottish

I think it was in WW1 when a British infantry division charged a german line and the bagpiper made it across unharmed. Later the German soldiers said they were so shocked seeing an unarmed scotsman charge them playing bagpipes that they just didnt even try to shoot him.

And the USA spamming the "Research Tech" button

@@BloodRaven1045 usa is like a ftandmaster playet playing the starter race every match quickly gaining the best economy tech airforce and.. overall most kills. Irl Usa is most destructive military ever and despite everything we're the worst all things considered

Damien Kendrick USA pay to win😀

Makes much more sense now with the US soldier with the missile spamming predator. China does the massive army and one US soldier could potentially wipe out a whole squad or more with a radio call and a drone.

Russia is just decked out nuclear tech and submarines

Same!

best comment here 10/10

ikr

Same

To be fair, Kimmy boi there inhaled enough smoke to turn his lungs into raisins.

Basically yes

at least they got the USA right somehow ;D

@@Azaghal1988 its funny but not accurate

exactly :D

@@laxuanhuy18-ms4lc because you all came out of the bushes and trees and now wax peoples' bushes while doing their nails and help people who have fallen from trees by being nurses : p

borgir

capitalism

For freedom!.......and fries.

Well in Ancient Rome when the legions move they were followed by a several merchants this is not so different

Mano eu acho muito que esse esteriotipo de gordo nos EUA só cola na Internet, pq esse esteriotipo é muito forçado pelos cara, acho que o esteriotipo dos EUA tá mais pra cowboy e racismo mesmo

Well they do have large ass artillery cannons just in case

They don't need to. Even the Nazi war machine avoided Switzerland. And for good reason; every adult there must take military service (if they are capable) and own more firearms per capita than anywhere else on Earth. Yes, that includes the USA.

@@imapseudonym1403 There's also the fact that the territory is hell to fight in.

@@TechnoMinarchist also their warplan is basically, self destruct

They have lots of bunkers in their mountains

The bank always wins.

You don't get it.

but where are the bunkers? And the streets and bridges fited with explosives?

Would have been more accurate if they would have turned the house into a bunker like in the real reduit. And as a side note the farmer should have turned into a banker shooting money or something like that ^^

@@MisterPyOne I expected the house to open up, and show the mighty howitzers hidden in them.

Probably a couple months to a year I’d assume. I may be overestimating though.

@@RandomRyan definitely underestimating, couple of months would be taken just to make the three d models (I am assuming since it takes the least time in this kind of animation)

@James Estelle ZA RODINUUUUUUU! ))) For motherland!!! )))

@@elfyserascer3735 за Сталина

well let's be honest here, kicking nuke to fix it is probably most russian thing ever

@@cheerio3878 true true

@James Estelle I hate to break it to you but that is in ukraine

We Russians are accustomed to the cold.

China literally be breathing out soldiers

Russia: ancient U.S.S.R. technologies and artifacts.

@@ddshilo And it's still enough to make the entire planet scared.

@@smolpener7430 You just don't have to poke a sleeping bear in the nose with a stick. Especially in winter.

@@ddshilo i’d say it is quite rare to find non- modern equipment nowadays here, I think biggest war stereotype for Russia is just: cold. Reading history books back in school was like reading Charlie Chaplin skits: someone invades, “winter is coming” moment, they get sniffles and die. Gotta love those -40C winters, am I right, boys 🥲

They even put Hitler's Krupp Factory speech at background.

i wonder why there is an octopus lying on the beach :D

@@GerginGorunusluAdam59 cannot hear it out

@@ludger9878 Listen again. At the start

That panzerfaust shooting rockets tho

The Netherlands would've flooded the place and drowned (with) the enemy.

As an italian, id'say we would probably be best represented by ww1 trench suicide charges.

Yes, but i didnt see indonesia :(

finland would just be there and do something

@@crushedarts1281 Finland would emerge from the snow with skies and bolt action rifles (I think)

Should be 17/10

@@o-zone1217 or 1968/10

Whose gonna tell him lmaoo

@@tch6831 who’s gonna tell me what? Also unfortunate update, Gramps has passed away 🥺 died of a heart attack in his bed on the 4th.

@@donovancolvin8487 On the 4th July! Damn bro. Atleast he watched this masterpiece before he died. He sounded like he really enjoyed it.

Minecraft he like

Damm bro how many times have you commented on yt lol

I see you everywhere is that a curse

You are not the only one. Ironic that I saw your "fewl cute might delete later" community post like 2 min ago xD

@@znerodarp5392 It's really funny, I see him and some others in so many commentary sections again and again, too. I guess some people have reached synchronicity with their Algorithms ... xD

Ey same iron

So true. Wtf even is an NFT???

@@idontwantanysubscribers1157 some shit with fur potential being used in the dumbest way possible

Crazy* not fur don’t even know how that happened

@@Gvexx you can edit comments, you don’t have to post a clarification separately

@@Gvexx 😂I'm glad you didn't just edit it

There’s a part 2 if you’re interested

Switzerland: "I'm up here on my mountain, leave me the fuck alone or I'll kill you on your way up." This has worked for them for over a century.

*Bolt action rifle intensesifies*

Chinese soldiers are a joke basically any country can kick their asses red and send them home, like the Indian army did, The biggest difference between the Indian army and Chinese army, is the Indian army actually has to actively defend it’s borders from terrorists While the Chinese soldiers are just soldiers for show they could never win a real battle despite Winnie the Pooh saying they can, Search for Indian army vs Chinese army and you’ll seem some videos from a border skirmish a year or so ago.

@@clxwncrxwn Yes, fatsos eating curry versus a well disciplined army? Yea buddy we know the clear winner here.

xd

If it ain't stupid, don't fix it.

I feel like Turkey fits the Drone strike catagory more than the U.S. cause at least The U.S still uses lasers and airstrikes.

Honestly I picture U.S as U.K version. instead being unloaded on empty sand, U.S is unloaded next to oil derrick. But drone warfare makes sense though.

@@blacklight4720 U.K. and U.S. are pretty much the same in how they fight

@@deformeddoge4453 IDK how the UK fights but I do know the USA just uses everything and hopes for the best.

I was just thinking that

I predicted that too, with its wonky flight path.

their nuclear missiles can, and often do, make it into space. if they didn't there really is no way we would know about them as they are all tests, so there is no real warhead to explode. so all it is is a small fuel fire deep in the north korean highlands if the missile fails to get high enough to be detected.

@@cageybee7221 yet if in some parts of Japan you can hear or even see the launches so they do in fact know.

Everyone else? 10 years away. Hammertech? 20.

they never goddamn stop

They don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming….

Russia: * Playing hardbass loudly while in the distance shit ton of nukes explode *

Sea of humans... imagine fighting over a hill and when you get to the top at the night what you see is a waves of people with chinese drums and warhorns played with torches lighting up the whole battlefield....

Boy oh boy I like copy nad paste chinese soldiers

Take it or return it

"Shoot twice, then go home."

@Bradley Stott ignores the Napoleonic Wars

The other countries: we have guns 🇨🇭: I got a rock

Press E to retrieve rock ammo

They are op

All the uk needs is 4 soliders

China is like the droid army in star wars U kill one and there are more

America just needs a gamer chair

@@yeehhhhh8413 The U.S. only needed one fat dude with a drone

Its Fuckin Germany what else do you expect?

grow a set, join a war

As a former crack head i can confirm.i know nothing about anything

As someone who suffers from ED, I can confirm they make pills for it.

@@Smitherrrrs grow some years cus only a 15 year old would say this

@@JohnSmith-nh2te it's a joke you moron