The same way he lost his hair. Slowly but surely

You did Hans dirty using that pic 😅

Gotham catching his daily random stray lmao

4:32 oh my god they were roommates

The new Odd Couple: Hans and Goth.

(Fade in) Lucy: I don't understand, you're renting out the loft? Levy: yeah..... turns out that crypto currency is not a good hedge against inflation, I lost all our savings Lucy: You lost it all?! Levy: Unless dogecoin recovers, then I think so , yeah. Listen, it's going to be fine, this is going to pay for our trip to Europe and all the money I owe Vinny the mook. Lucy: Why would you borrow money from the mafia? Levy what is wrong with you?! Levy: Sweety, you knew when you married me that I had expensive taste, that gold toilet didn't pay for itself. Now listen, the new renter will be here soon and I want to make a good impression. Lucy: .... It is a nice toilet Levy: Exactly! This guy is giving us money for basically nothing, we never use the second bathroom, what could possibly go wrong? (a brief knock and Hans enters) Levy and Hans together: YOU! (Theme music plays)

If that thumbnail picture is real, Hans has much more to worry about losing than just a game of chess. Buddy is on a one way street to rocking the old birds nest hairdo

Batteries died.

I think even people who aren't into chess would watch that sitcom

What about the original position, was it black to play (1…e5?)

this is the best episode of all time

Chess speaks for itself

I guess the chess spoke for itself 😂

"It's a good show for one or two episodes" I believe that's called a movie

No joke, I think Emma Stone and Nathan Fielder just bought the rights to the Hans Niemann story, so we may actually see this sitcom before long.

Hans listened to your advice to ignore Dvoretsky's books

When is the Hans vs Levy chess boxing match?

His chess.... spoke.... for.... itself.

So Hans has at least 11 pawns in the game

Hans seems to have lost his future world championship momentum, even since the St. Louis incident.

The answer is fries.

It's just so suspicious about hans, his level in some games and at explaining is too low compared to the rating he has and his best games, though I don't see how one could cheat in blitz, since moves are so fast and he has good blitz rating.

Poor Gotham Chess roasted 🤣🤣🔥🔥

The beads lost the wifi signal

Bojack Chessman?

His computer crashed during the game. That's how he lost. 😅

Better question: how did Hans cheat to get his Grandmaster title?

Had to prove he wasn't cheating?

His batteries literally went out.

Maybe the batteries ran out in the butt plug?

Who's the opponent? Abdusatorov?

Hans sucks

anti-cheating, that's how

I’ve always tended to give Hans the benifit of the doubt; maybe he just got luck and beat Magnus on a rare bad day, maybe his mind works in a way that makes him very bad at verbally articulating chess moves, and so on. But this is probably the most damning evidence against him. White here, on a different day, beat Magnus otb hmmmm

When hans got away with his cheating, it motivated other chess players to cheat at hig level, i believe even in the last candidates the winner cheated, specially when he is from india and milions of fans from india, so of course no one dare to Accuse him.