When he eats bad

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Bwahaaaahahahaha!!! Ya got me with this one I did not see that coming at all.

Money money money 😂

So, he IS a flatplane V8 afterall! I can finally show the proof to my theory!

😂😂😂😂

This one caught me off guard

Lmao ppl stupid 😂

That made me think for 5 seconds before understanding 😅

That is freakin hilarious🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Once properly oiled it wouldn’t sound like that. Hopefully

Can you imagine the technology unavailable to the general population?

People drive things that sound worse

Small V8

That's why you get a touch screen speakers and cameras. Right?

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You best be lubed up once I get there scallywag lest ye face me blunderbuss

Bro is ai

ChatGPT ahh comment

Bro looks in the mirror and asks “am I dumb or is everyone else just smarter than me”

I thought of replacing my engines cylinders with magnets and the head block with coils but it would still have all the downsides of oil leaks and complexity

I mean technically it isn't an engine, it's not using heat energy

@@trisapientI really like the idea, but aren’t magnets brittle? How to stop it from shattering?

​@@hi-ld4gg correct, they are 1 way motors

​@@hi-ld4ggNow all of the old men who call them "V8 motors" will actually be correct.

Uh, aurora borealis?

Ah- Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your engine?!

No more light switch raves cheat!

How in the name of all that is holy did this turn into steamed hams

@@davemiller638 Yes!!

Funny comment

They wanna know if you are a Hamas supporter.

Only if using a flat-plane crankshaft and having 6 or more cylinders, the vast majority of boxer engines don't fire two cylinders at once.

A v-10 dodge engine fires 2 at a time back in the late 90s, as I remember?

some motorcycles are 2 stroke

Including the money grubbing.

Mr Krabs is a v8 engine

His legs move like a v engine

Glad you know how to copy someone else's comment. Your weird asf and clearly can't come up with your own jokes...😂

You made me spit my pop out!🤣

Come up with your own comments

@@kevinwehrer874don’t be so salty just the internet

​@@geezoticswe should always bitch against spam and unoriginality. Look up Dead Internet theory, that's where we're headed when we accept it😊

@@bendank9762 some people just have the same idea

@@bendank9762🤓

Did you graduate high school by chance? I'm glad to it working if you did.

@@sukhoifockewulf9371 yes

​@@AlexanderBrown77nice :)

@@AlexanderBrown77no one cares 😂

lol

I care ​@@sahabahkhan3858

I am gun grip

When your car makes a noise and it's not one of the 5 you already knew about

Fiat 2 cilinder does exactly that.

Funny story, I was driving to the gas station, and I was listening to the radio and I heard a loud beep and almost if it was a voicemail, and I heard a subtle "Bet" and my car started shaking almost if two cylinders fired at the same time. Does anybody know how to fix it??

​@@tjpg5083 for real

​@@tjpg5083 My car squeaks when it goes over speed bumps but that's ok, it's just some rubber bushings. But I don't wanna hear some weird engine noise hahahha

😂😂😂

The channel called 'Driving4Answers' has really good videos explaining how engines work, it's well worth checking out.

@@beachforestmountain4269 cool👍

​@@beachforestmountain4269seconded! D4A is amazing!

​@@beachforestmountain4269 D4A is excellent. Love that guy

​@@beachforestmountain4269did they explained solenoid engine?

I imagine the torque produced IA on the order of .25 of the combustion equivalent ...

You just copied the first comment with a little different wording. This is why your nor funny at all..😂

I am plant

If you speed it up fast enough, it'll sound more like a V8. It's wild.

No one knows wtf that BS is, just stop

Tru

Is the joke that it doesn't loop?

​@@biscuitbobification I was gonna say the same

I think I am getting near the end finally

I’m stoned too

I'm 15 hours in... when does it end?

I caught that, too. I know some engines that were designed to do that for one reason or another. One that always comes to mind is the Yamaha tuned v6 engine that went into the OG Taurus SHO. I think it did a thing where it would do a secondary ignition at some point during the exhaust stroke of an opposing cylinder. I spent over 10 minutes trying to find details, but Google is worthless and I couldn't find anything on the Dual Ignition System. I had 5 of them in my early driving years and did just about anything (including engine pulls/rebuilds), and they're notoriously easy to futz firing order on because of it haha

or literally any motor that isnt cross plane? lol

@@_BaguetteDoggo That too. Unless it’s a rotary engine, then the rotors fire just as the one in front is finishing the process.

Yamaha 4-cylinder motors from the 70's & 80's had 2 coils, and always had a "wasted spark" firing on both the combustion and exhaust strokes.

@@illitero the V6 SHO motors had secondary intake runners to have a wider power band, but they did NOT have a secondary ignition event that did any work. All engines with 2 wire coild have a wasted spark setup, it does nothing for power. Source: Built and base tuned a turbo SHO 3.2L ATX. The SHO powered 1995 Z28 is also my work.

It's that there aren't more catastrophic engine failures that always gets me... Like, I know engines have been modernized and such, but the sheer number of them that are operating just in North America at any given time, compared to the number of them that fail in a way that scraps the engine, is just incredible.

@archietiberius5005 Give the manufacturers another penny to squeeze and there will be more failures. If it wasn't for planned obsolescence and EPA regs, they could make million mile engines all day. That is IF they wanted to. But there's no money in that.

​@@Quinid1million mile truck engines are quite normal

@@alanhat5252 you are talking about old diesels. Proving my point.

NOPE 🤔🤔, gasoline engines are a bunch of NONSENSE, especially engines made today. The engine has ONE JOB, and that's to make RPM. You don't need all that foolishness under the hood, it's complete BS. 😒😒😒😒

Me too brotha. Me too

The engine game? What are you 10?..... Oh yeah you probably are..... Have fun with your engine games whatever that is.......

​@@Orthaluminoxyou can't be insulting someone's age when you can't even grow proper facial hair

What's this engine game and where can I find it?

@@Orthaluminox let him live his life bro damn… I’d like to see what happens if you talk that way to someone’s face.

Like in Ghostbusters you never cross streams

Guess nobody told Harley Davidson that. Maybe it’s general rule for v8s but not every engine.

@@Observer61 Or Victory or every older waste spark ignition system from every manufacturer. lol

@@ariebossley2509 Thx, learned something didn’t know it was that common in the early days.

There are no spark plugs on a EV!

its brilliant!

just need it slowed down

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_sorry_ _ignore_ _these_

A car for true gamers

if it took you 40 years to learn about firing order, you never actually spent time learning about engines.

How long will it take to understand that this video is a joke.

@@sighvatssohn its not a joke, its a demonstration. Jfc so many idiots

@@splitloopgaming3523 🤣 I knew there would be one or 2 of you douches. No shit I never spent time looking at engines numbnuts, I was too busy getting buns and being the man 🤣

​@@splitloopgaming3523 that's the point

What is next? 😂😂 V12 electric before GTA

No body care about gta 6 except TikTok lame o’s

@@Bussdownbanditand anyone who remotely enjoys video games

​@@Bussdownbanditimma touch you (I came from Instagram not TikTok)

@kayvega1156 Eww no! Maybe if your a insecure 12 year old

As a percussionist I applaude the simple musical knowledge applied to the audio of an engine. That definitely takes a bit of skill.

Bloody drummers!! Although Bonham made his drums sound like powerful V6 with those insane triplets

Fellow dinner here. I know what ur talking about. 🤙🏾🤙🏾🤙🏾

I love paradiddles

Baha. Superior comment

why you gotta ruin the fun

Some people might want the real sound... sorta. Also you can mess around and configure this thing to never run out of energy

I am sorry, what? Never run out of energy?

@netimma you heard him, its perputal motion. Atheists win this one buddy.

​@@mojojojo6400EV's do sound real, real fast. Otherwise, there's no way to get a combustion engine sound from a non combustion engine, unless you use a speaker. Further, I'm going to need an explanation on how they can possibly "never run out of" energy. I'm pretty sure Newton made pretty clear what's required to convert energy.

I’m actually beefing with my GF right now so this hit hard😂

yall saw it, right?

Out of all the things you could have noticed, you noticed that?

Nice one bud

Put some valves, it might work🤷‍♂️

They’ll hide the digital record that makes a broom broom noise somewhere unobtrusively. Still the younger generation will fall for it hook line and sinker.

No, exhaust noise comes from the explosions in the engine being amplified by the exhaust pipes, this has no explosions so it wouldn’t make sound

​@@drumnbasssakuga9352it would make sound from the pistons moving. Not the same as a real car sound, still, a sound

And those pistons remind me of the child-molesting monster from Silent Hill 2

It would have like 0 torque

I am gun grip

​@@Gun_Gripdon't lie

@@RealG.Washington I am Gun Grip

This is blasphemy this is madness...

@@strangepetscmty I was refering to makingf electgric v8 . we jave v8 tnc

@@strangepetscmtyThere are more electric cars than just teslas lmfao. And like it or not, they’re going to be the standard pretty soon. You can cry about them all you want lmfao

That's because of the carburators

@@uncomfortableshirt3870till we run out of electricity. 💀 we do not have enough (also want to point out the batteries in the cold issue) they can try but it won’t happen.

opposed-piston and radial engines are definitely not V-shaped

@nehart1938 He specified internal combustion engines, which would include all possible configurations. Also, the famous Deltic British locomotive engine was an opposed-piston type and it was "V-shaped" any which way you looked at it. As I said, never say never.

Was just about to say this also, there are most definitely internal combustion engines that fire two pistons simultaneously

German and 1940 is a terrifying combination

Honda inline 4 does it as well 2 outside 2 inside !

average F150 owner can't spell. Checks out.

@@amil89 yeah, because typing on a phone keyboard is perfect. I totally don't know how to spell love, you're right. Let me guess.... Chevy fanboy? Smug and dumb. Thats you.

​@@amil89 he's compensating, remember?

Ahhh, F-150. The sportster of the truck world.

Look at all the poors upset about their pos 1992 Chevy. 😆 🤣 😂 😹

Neat for a model, but completely impractical for real use due to losses from friction and unnecessary moving parts. A standard electric motor is much more efficient and powerful.

​@@UnwindTimeVintageWatchMuseumit also has more torq

​@@TheOnlyKingBeesource?

​@@mizan-mq3me Physics, 8 grade.

@@mizan-mq3me electric motors have way more torq than internal combustion engines, that's why on trains you have electric engines that are powered by generators

Drop u may wanna drop the scissors before u run around in shock telling ur mama papa about the new discovery in ur life.

That's why a high lobe cam cause a hot rodded engine to sound as it does, which is actually strange because it actually sounds like the engine is about to shut off at idle but if you rev it up it sounds like a MONSTER 😱🫣😮😲🚦🚙🚗

That's all it is... animation. Do you believe all the cartoons you watch?

​@@paulwood4056 who's going to tell this guy That you can make animations Of stuff That happens in real life? Like if I made an animation of a plane, does that automatically mean planes don't exist? Dumbass logic 💀

There’s some proper dickery happening in this comment thread. So, the 4 people who replied above me, do you bully everyone in your lives or just people you find on the internet? That’s a rhetorical question, I think everyone already knows the answer…..

Replace useful with useless

the model is quite useful to get a general idea of what an engine is doing@@tomnuss7396

Literally who is this useful too, very cool but pretty “useless”

a tool is only as useful as the person wielding it@@daviddettmann6660

We need “longs”

Its almost like we’re on a platform made originally for long platform videos

@@kh9242we have longs. They’re called actual videos

then just watch a "normal" youtube video?

@@Datsun7705 Oh shit that’s true we already have “longs” (mind blown)

Demonstration model of an idiotic engine type.

@@user-eb8ul1hc9w are you criticising combustion engines or did you not understand that this thing doesn't exist on a large scale?

​@@Ferrari255GTOjust because it doesn't, doesn't mean it can't. It's working on a small scale, which means it could potentially work on a large scale. I don't know how much power it produces, but it's an idea to make an electric car have a sound similar to a gas.

@@ogshotglass9291 let me explain why this design is stupid: even though it could technically work, it'd be a HUGE waste of energy, because you take the main advantage from electric engines, wich is that they have no mechanical energy loss, and you completely obliterate it. The engine would be RPM limited, wich means the engine would need a gearbox, wich is more wasted energy on conversion. Now you have to add to that the fact that there's X amount of motors instead of a large one or four small ones (one per wheel) wich need to work with each other. To top it all off, since the engine has cranks and a crankshaft reliability goes down, costs skyrocket and maintenance goes up too since the engine would need oil. Safe to say this just isn't happening at a full size scale. Also, the sound wouldn't really be there as there is no need for compression, exhaust or intake, so it'd be an unsealed system with no pressure variability, otherwise it'd be even more complex and even less eficient, as the electric motors would need to fight the engine's friction and displace the air.

​@@ogshotglass9291Jesus Christ, you people are dense!

I didnt get it

What he knew he was doing?

He was just making a engine😅

@@Randomguy98939you don’t want to know💀

@@Randomguy98939the valves look like an adult toy for males 😭

You don’t; this is just a fun little model. He goes into it in the full video about how this isn’t useful when electric motors are already good at creating rotational motion directly.

Lobe separation angle

...but it adds to the vibe, which gives energy!

I hear you loud and clear! 👍🤞

That Is just completely wrong Edit: it's not wrong in the fact that sound is wasted energy but loud=inefficient is wrong, almost no energy is lost from sound and some engines are more quiet and less efficient than louder engines. Also straight piping an engine doesn't make it less efficient, it would make it run leaner but your o2 sensors will compensate, it will be louder and the same efficiency.

Uhh, maybe in a motor with the sound from shaft bearings rotating and the air displaced by said movement. But that isn’t really going to be anything substantial. For an ICE engine, you’re not really hearing sound energy from similar sources. You’re hearing the sound of combustion, which isn’t really an energy you could utilise. There’s advancements in fuel injection, timing and component design, which alter aspects such as flame propagation and burn velocity. You want a controlled, yet high burn velocity to minimise heat loss, utilise the most energy from the fuel and to reduce emissions. If you alter the intake or the exhaust for sound energy, you’re probably going to make negative gains while interfering with intake temperatures as well as the scavenging properties of the exhaust. Essentially, you’re not wrong that sound is energy wasted, but to attempt to recover it primarily to sound more efficient is misguided.

​@@ethan4237An attempt to recover that wasted energy was never mentioned though.

Can't work today, magnets imploded my car.

I doubt this would be applied in the same way as an ICE

@@nicholasfinch4087 LMAOO

Why have all this machinery to replace a simple electric motor?

...and why would you do this instead of electric motors on 2 or all 4 of the wheels? It introduces vibration, wear & tear, transmission dependency, reduced per-tire torque control, etc...

You people are incredibly thick. This is not how electric cars work

stolen comment

There's a subtle difference, listen with complete attention.

@@tameemjamal5505 no

They're very different if you can hear pattern instead of the funny clicking lol

As a master mechanic listening and feeling is what you need to know. Also KZfaq is a great help too 😊

The sped up ones sound the same. Or at least it's so close to the same that it doesn't even matter. The pattern although may be different, once played in full speed sound the same.

That's... Pretty standard...

is that a fact? 💀

My '74 Rover goes beautifully too. Never had any repair work done in 50 years!

Does it have the Buick Designed all Aluminum V-8 ?@@greasylimpet3323

A new Oldsmobile is worse than a broken Toyota.

Just Call up your man Ice T and tell him to fix your Sakichi Toyoda, Hope it's not your CVT Transmission or it will be Mechanically Totaled, $6000 Repair . Who does that ? !@@toolbaggers

To fire evenly you need 3. Otherwise you are odd firing or stuck at top and bottom dead center.