How does the harvester 1270g process trees

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Timberteamhdpm

7 ай бұрын

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@solomonyambem5947 5 ай бұрын

Remember everyone, always plant 10 new trees after we cut one tree.

@Timberteamhdpm 5 ай бұрын

Algo así

@user-zc6wn3xk3b 5 ай бұрын

Eso no lo hace nadie😢

@YA.MA.TO. 5 ай бұрын

@@user-zc6wn3xk3b誰もしないなら君がやろう

@monicafernandezpintos4024 5 ай бұрын

😢

@gustavomarroni1764 5 ай бұрын

Eu mais planto que derrubo! Aliás, nao derrubo árvore alguma.. Sou adepto á conservação da natureza. Sou mais adepto a utilização da madeira berrubada pela própria natureza ❤

@Vendetta162X 4 ай бұрын

The engineering behind this is absolutely fascinating

@Timberteamhdpm 4 ай бұрын

Jajajaja gracias amigo👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@muhrilolimaah8022 4 ай бұрын

Sus

@tanialemus1664 4 ай бұрын

Fascinantes para destruir los bosques, a eso te refieres????

@teorema5512 4 ай бұрын

Confirmo

@teorema5512 4 ай бұрын

@@tanialemus1664yo no vi eso en el video

@deadlyDrack 3 ай бұрын

Gonna start calling my hand the Harvester 1270g.

@Timberteamhdpm 3 ай бұрын

😳😳😳😳

@minimino9878 3 ай бұрын

Ehh 1.27kg only? So weak

@_ayamoo_4694 3 ай бұрын

猛者いて草

@Dan_The_Tanker 3 ай бұрын

Same

@deadlyDrack 2 ай бұрын

Considering it's absolutely jerg'n n borg'n a tree, I'd say it's still miles ahead of what you can do, champ.@@minimino9878

@bigjokers7391 4 ай бұрын

Netflix : are you still watching? Someone’s daughter :

@cashMAN62 3 ай бұрын

I should call her.

@ToenVu 3 ай бұрын

What the hell, how is sexualizing in anyway,is she gonna cut down the penis and shave away the skin with her teeth?!

@pupip55 3 ай бұрын

@@cashMAN62 Okie dokie

@Timberteamhdpm 3 ай бұрын

Jajajajajj que bueno

@Timberteamhdpm 3 ай бұрын

@@cashMAN62 no amigo porque 🤭🤭🤭

@scorpsjunknstuff4015 5 ай бұрын

Imagine being a 8th century peasant strolling through the woods and seeing this one day

@DeepinMaiYass 5 ай бұрын

Beware a beast of iron and rope that destroys trees with a single grope. The forrest hides terrible truths.

@fillingmachine7559 5 ай бұрын

That would be fucking horrifying, not knowing what the hell your looking at. But all you do know/think is that its a large metal creature with the ability to destroy entire trees wthin seconds with its huge claw thing

@GMedlock-vx5iw 5 ай бұрын

Ax men workers are cussing as they see this

@DeepinMaiYass 5 ай бұрын

@@GMedlock-vx5iw as their shoulders and elbows celebrate a simpler, less concussive life

@emperor2408 5 ай бұрын

Kids don't go near forest; there's a monster who eats trees.

@pepsibIue 5 ай бұрын

Medieval peasant would die from one glance of this machine

@santiagoorozco2570 5 ай бұрын

Looks like a transformer - horrifying

@vaporwave9996 5 ай бұрын

"It's a dragon!" - medieval peasant joinked to our time

@stormv7204 5 ай бұрын

Lol the peasant POV 😂 why tho

@harambeuzamaki2985 5 ай бұрын

Me lord there’s giant iron ogre committing sorcery in Blackwell forest just over Humboldt Hill! Please send the Calvary! - Message from Hamwigs Pidgeon

@yosepyo.z9905 5 ай бұрын

Quisiera ver sus reacciones

@ravanjock 3 ай бұрын

You shouldn’t be standing that close, remember you have to stay 30m (or 90ft) away from one of these. Mainly due to the flying tree limbs and debris which could maim or kill you

@monstergreen3646 3 ай бұрын

I would just like to laugh at this person. They have obviously never worked in the wood industry. Us as operators are expected to do this with our boss standing on the log.

@Unmannedair 3 ай бұрын

🤭

@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation 3 ай бұрын

Get outta my forest, OSHA

@kipbellington6960 3 ай бұрын

Probably in Russia or some crazy communist country with no health and safety laws hahaha

@Timberteamhdpm 3 ай бұрын

Porque dices eso amigo ?

@kellarkenderson9875 3 ай бұрын

I love the design and engineering process of this machine, it's like a miniboss in a machinery VS game lol

@Timberteamhdpm 3 ай бұрын

😳😳😳😳

@ayelio5982 5 ай бұрын

the engineer who designed this machine was a gamer.

@Timberteamhdpm 5 ай бұрын

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😮😮😮💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

@pharoahzeus 5 ай бұрын

😂😂 facts 😌

@stephenburgess5109 5 ай бұрын

Just cut them over sized too many come into our Lumber Mill too short to cross cut the debarker reduces stones damaging the Saw Blades in the mill .

@JOESMITH-bx8qv 5 ай бұрын

More like a fat lazy man with low testosterone levels. This world is getting way too soft... SMH

@LONEWOLF-rq5tl 5 ай бұрын

@@stephenburgess5109Or just do it the way they're doing it here. 😒😒

@MB-px7iu 5 ай бұрын

I swear, forestry equipment has gotta be the coolest looking gear on the planet

@Timberteamhdpm 5 ай бұрын

Porque dices eso?

@gasskeun4656 5 ай бұрын

Absolutely badass😁

@user-vi2wj6sq9v 5 ай бұрын

А сколько ты сам своими руками посадил хотя бы одно дерево,а может ты,сука,посадил 100...200...1000 деревьев??????Это наша планета-ЗЕМЛЯ!!!!!!!НЕ ВАЖНО В КАКОЙ ТЫ СТРАНЕ ЖИВЕШЬ,СОВСЕМ НЕ ВАЖНО...ЭТА ГОЛУБАЯ (ПОКА ГОЛУБАЯ😢)ПЛАНЕТА СРЕДИ ПЛАНЕТ В КОСМИЧЕСКОМ ПРОСТРАНСТВЕ...СОЗДАННАЯ....???????,НАСЕЛЕННАЯ НАРОДАМИ,ЖИВОТНЫМ,РАСТИТЕЛЬНЫМ ,ЧЕЛОВЕЧЕСКИМ ВИДОМ....ЭТО ТАКИЕ ЗАГАДКИ ПРИРОДЫ,КОТОРЫЕ НЕ ПОДВЛАСТНЫ УЧЕНЫМ...ОНИ(ученые...делают вид,что все знают...На самом деле...они профаны.)ПОЛУЧАЮТ НАУЧНЫЕ СТАТУСЫ,ЗВАНИЯ...НО,ОНИ....0(ноль!)Природа... не изучена даже на 40%(земля,моря....) Раньше были исследования умнейших ученых-многопрофильных(тащили все на себе...не ждали вертолетов-самолетов...,теперь ,,ученый" за счет папиного верт.-сам.,,делает"...Нет,это это не опечатка...Не защищает,а за него делают...И эта ...тварь потом будет(со ,,знанием дела"😤🤑🤪) преподносить ,,свои знания" абитуриентам 😢Такие...обычно,собирают мзду...за ,,хорошую оценку,обедают-ужинают в ресторанах..,и пока ,,писька"не ляжет на отдых...склоняют податливых студенток на интим(ну да...ради хорошей оценки...)Вот эта гнилое научное обучение...ни к чему хорошему не приведет...)ПОРА ПРОШЕРСТИТЬ ЭТО СООБЩЕСТВО И ПРОВЕРИТЬ ИХ НА ПРОФПРИГОДНОСТЬ....НЕ ПРОШЕЛ...УВОЛИТЬ И ТОЧКА.

@dougmeisterman 5 ай бұрын

@@Timberteamhdpmwhat do you mean mate, fucking looking at it!

@gigglemeblahblah3266 5 ай бұрын

It looks cool but :( really isn’t

@victororji4633 3 ай бұрын

Wow! Seeing this for the first time.

@Timberteamhdpm 3 ай бұрын

Jajajajajajaj que gran comentario

@chatzyt8030 4 ай бұрын

i could do this all day and all night

@Timberteamhdpm 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@howtokdj1498 5 ай бұрын

"GET ME THAT HARVESTER..." "But SIR!"

@XOGMAMBAx 5 ай бұрын

"Don't you care about the forests?" "NAAAH"

@IchBinSylvester 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@mega_jonne1546 5 ай бұрын

Jews

@notoriousdragon2213 5 ай бұрын

That harvester isn’t bad, it leaves the branches and needles behind to grow more trees and become a cozy cottage for snakes and other small animals

@Cstr0yer 5 ай бұрын

Don't know if I understood this joke correctly, but if I did, DEAR GOD IT HURTS TO JUST THINK ABOUT IT 😫

@Esoteric_Loonaism 4 ай бұрын

Elves: "The Forest is Sacred and we must protect it at all costs!" Dwarves:

@Timberteamhdpm 4 ай бұрын

Jajajaajaj

@MashizMo-qp7pn 4 ай бұрын

😢😭🎋🐼😵

@ExceedProduction 4 ай бұрын

Nah, that is humans. Imagine the terrifying marvels dwarves would wreak upon the woods.

@boofe7206 4 ай бұрын

ROCK AND STONE

@zedtric1512 4 ай бұрын

Soooooo cring

@Lame_904 3 ай бұрын

the nature is beautiful ❤❤❤😍😍😍

@Timberteamhdpm 3 ай бұрын

Claro que si amigo

@EddieBR 3 ай бұрын

I love the way this looks. It has such a brutal look.

@Timberteamhdpm 3 ай бұрын

😳😳😳

@johnnylee2903 5 ай бұрын

“I swear I didn’t use teeth.”

@nikobrioso376 5 ай бұрын

💀

@o7josh 5 ай бұрын

“Then why is there bite marks?”

@SexMan4 5 ай бұрын

💀

@AngelerFils 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

@markb4890 5 ай бұрын

Well those are some sharp ass tonsils you have 😂

@illusion630 5 ай бұрын

“Find me that harvester!!!” “But sir???” “Find me that harvester…”

@o7josh 5 ай бұрын

hear me out

@allofthelights4734 5 ай бұрын

But sirrr!!!

@cpnd 5 ай бұрын

Downbad fan woohoo!

@raybanzdaman4174 5 ай бұрын

*Sweating intensely*

@mzk1221 5 ай бұрын

I’ve not seen that guys memes in sooo long ahahaha thanks brother for reminding me

@pdf16500 3 ай бұрын

It takes mother nature several years to grow trees but humans take a few minutes to destroy it completely. Wish humans developed a technology to grow trees faster... 🌲

@Timberteamhdpm 3 ай бұрын

Porque dices eso? Es malo ?

@machinsin8081 3 ай бұрын

@@Timberteamhdpm are you special?

@johnnydanger8701 3 ай бұрын

Mother Nature destroys them much faster.

@bethanychatman9531 3 ай бұрын

@@Goldsteinbergbaumthalowitz you sound like a daft child.

@tu913 3 ай бұрын

Cala a boca

@crazyarceus4617 2 ай бұрын

Elves: the forest is our home. It is a sacred place that shelters us from all evil Dwarves:

@draconian_dragons6588 2 ай бұрын

This is the best comment

@Timberteamhdpm 2 ай бұрын

Porque dices eso?

@lukeskywalker6491 5 ай бұрын

The Lorax been real quiet since this dropped

@Timberteamhdpm 5 ай бұрын

Lorax?

@rockharvey4225 5 ай бұрын

The fuck?

@rickandbrandonshow 5 ай бұрын

The fact people don’t get this joke makes it so much better

@icetre4769 5 ай бұрын

Didn't expect this comment to be so underrated when I found it

@masonbroadhead8742 5 ай бұрын

@@rickandbrandonshowfr 😂

@ricochet8643 5 ай бұрын

If the old school lumberjacks from the 1800s-1900s could see this today they would crap their pants

@IllIlIIllIlIIIll 5 ай бұрын

"Yur stealin maH jobs"

@melparker9272 5 ай бұрын

“Dis is sum oxenshit”🪵💪🏿

@TYLERSWIFTSWORD 5 ай бұрын

Lmao

@masonagent4009 5 ай бұрын

i’m crapping my pants right now, unrelated matter that’d i prefer not to talk about

@user-zc6wn3xk3b 5 ай бұрын

Si los leñadores de el 1800 hubieran tenido esa máquina, usted y yo y KZfaq no existiriamos. Ya estaría todo hecho un desierto de arena. Lo que le vamos a dejar al próximo siglo:ARENA.

@user-li5ly4xp1b 3 ай бұрын

I would like to do all the work on my own, it gives me joy and adrenaline.I used to do back in the day with my grandad,since now I live in an apartment I can't longer do this type of work.

@Timberteamhdpm 3 ай бұрын

Pues a por ello amigo , de donde eres ?

@davidstene9328 2 ай бұрын

That is satisfying, and probably would be fun to operate

@Timberteamhdpm 2 ай бұрын

👌🏻😳

@CharlieDoutt-uw6kw 4 ай бұрын

"The trees can't be harmed if the Lorax is armed."

@Timberteamhdpm 4 ай бұрын

😳😳😳😳

@user-ol1pm2iw9j 4 ай бұрын

"Once you are shot, know that any more actions are for naught" "For when Lorax has an AK-47, you shall see the pearly gates of heaven"

@CharlieDoutt-uw6kw 4 ай бұрын

@@user-ol1pm2iw9j "The Oncelers attempts were in vain, for all he feels now is pain."

@henryboi_hehe 4 ай бұрын

@@CharlieDoutt-uw6kw”The Lorax warned you nicely, but he’ll make the eyes the place that feels the pain lastly.”

@user-xc9he3lx8s 5 ай бұрын

That thing literally seems like it’s got a mind of its own

@Timberteamhdpm 5 ай бұрын

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

@Drewsky840 5 ай бұрын

No. It's literally being controlled by the operator.

@igkinatsu 5 ай бұрын

@@Drewsky840 we all know xD is just how the machine looks

@peterpumpkineater6928 5 ай бұрын

Maybe because the operator has a mind of its own

@squid_eats 4 ай бұрын

@@peterpumpkineater6928 true. it does seem quite fluid though, but i’m assuming he’s done this a lot.

@user-hx7yv2ke1w 2 ай бұрын

Das Holz wie du immer wieder auf KZfaq anschauen durchgehend ohne Pause ohne Essen anschauen

@juansoto745 3 ай бұрын

Imagine showing this to a lumber jack back in the 1800s lol

@Timberteamhdpm 3 ай бұрын

Jajajajaja imagine 😜

@Froggyman145 5 ай бұрын

"Wake up Dave, time to circumcise the forest." "What"

@TonyRoseGardoce 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 I'm using my grams phone if that was circum id rather die

@temanawaclayton7445 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@edithboozy1000 5 ай бұрын

Information unclear. Circumcised myself with a forest named Dave. 😮 🔪🍆

@Imgood-letitbe 5 ай бұрын

🍆 destroyer

@arezanmusic 5 ай бұрын

i wish we could tag beastchild

@thepatplays8351 4 ай бұрын

The Lorax is going crazy rn

@fabiolazelaya1464 4 ай бұрын

I was searching this answer

@CiscoWes 4 ай бұрын

The Lorax has entered the chat

@thatoneguy3284 4 ай бұрын

He definitely would be in a coma or something

@Donvitto20 4 ай бұрын

Was jus boutta say this smh

@Timberteamhdpm 4 ай бұрын

No entiendo el porqué?

@pedroalvarez443 3 ай бұрын

Beautiful 🎉❤

@Timberteamhdpm 3 ай бұрын

Muchísimas gracias amigo

@Celestialsapien7 2 ай бұрын

Always remember one who grabs your hand ...is not your good wisher❤😊

@Timberteamhdpm 2 ай бұрын

😜❤️

@RealSless 4 ай бұрын

"Yes sir, the doohickey is fully operational."

@Timberteamhdpm 4 ай бұрын

😜

@FrostComrade 5 ай бұрын

Elves: "I love my forest" Dwarfs:

@dustyramenshop2234 5 ай бұрын

Underrated comment

@quixotic_mind 5 ай бұрын

Not out of necessity, purely to spite the elves

@banjerd8032 5 ай бұрын

น่าเสียดายธรรมชาติ

@kylejohnson5585 5 ай бұрын

meanwhile the real dwarves :I AM A DWARF AND IM DIGGING A WHOLE

@deltazero7012 5 ай бұрын

That's a lot of axe and hammer handles

@ThePretender1 4 ай бұрын

Looks like me cutting my tail at 6am after several burritos 😂

@Timberteamhdpm 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@ericmcnair8417 4 ай бұрын

my favorite part was walking infront of the tree, it's like we forget electronics and hydraulics fail daily

@Timberteamhdpm 2 ай бұрын

👍🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@darthjump 5 ай бұрын

Imagine showing this to a 1900s woodsman.

@Timberteamhdpm 5 ай бұрын

💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

@ROKASniper89 5 ай бұрын

Hed be like neat. Then climb 200 feet up to top a tree.

@didamnesia3575 5 ай бұрын

He'd be upset that he's cutting those logs so darn short they're basically useless.

@SoundWaveOfficials 5 ай бұрын

peasant be like....." Oh Hell No, We have someone from a different galaxy ......AlieNNNNNNN"

@josephpostma1787 4 ай бұрын

@@didamnesia3575 They are probably being cut a tad over 8'.

@edwinvalero666 5 ай бұрын

This machine should be a boss in a horror videogame😂

@Timberteamhdpm 5 ай бұрын

Como? Jajaja

@dinkvjr 5 ай бұрын

Yes indeed 😂

@SerenaBustamante 5 ай бұрын

i am a bit unsettled by it lol

@xdragon2k 5 ай бұрын

You're a tree and you have to fight it off... as a tree... that doesn't move.

@edwinvalero666 5 ай бұрын

@xdragon2k A human being hunted by self aware machines in a tree cutting warehouse, at night

@KuzenkovdRu 4 ай бұрын

Удобнее верблюду пройти сквозь игольные уши, нежели богатому войти в Царствие Божие. ❄️

@Timberteamhdpm 4 ай бұрын

Que quieres decir con eso

@FZ2HELL 5 ай бұрын

Imagine being a tree and hearing this machine coming up the mountain for you and you know you cannot run away from it.

@Timberteamhdpm 5 ай бұрын

😳😳😳😳

@soymenssi7770 5 ай бұрын

Imagínate el inodoro escuchar cuando estás por centarte a cagar encima de él y no poder hacer nada 😢

@heltonmello2091 5 ай бұрын

@@soymenssi7770HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@kgeethupp7 5 ай бұрын

@@soymenssi7770sO lame with u.... Tree is an immobile living being🙏🏻🤷🏽‍♀️

@FZ2HELL 5 ай бұрын

@@kgeethupp7. Don't take it personal....but you are right. A tree is a living organasm. I wish I didn't do Biology..... It sorts of makes one a monk. Life is supreme. All sorts of life.

@Alexorsumidk 5 ай бұрын

This man has more control over that harvester than I have over myself

@emiltoutou1 5 ай бұрын

This man has more control over that harvester than I have-over-Esther

@OmenmaMoses 5 ай бұрын

You're better than me that can't even control my self at all

@stefandries3339 5 ай бұрын

No he hasn‘t

@jakerazmataz852 5 ай бұрын

@@stefandries3339 I think he was having a seizure during that first cut. It looked like the machine was fighting him and winning.

@ShreyanshMishra-qg4pm 5 ай бұрын

😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

@jasonvelez-pico6254 Ай бұрын

Beautiful machine, i love engineering

@Timberteamhdpm Ай бұрын

Muchísimas gracias amigo 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

@JesusEstaVoltando000 2 ай бұрын

É tão bom quando o ser humano usa à tecnologia para fazer o bem..

@Timberteamhdpm 2 ай бұрын

💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@bradbury1971 5 ай бұрын

That last one was destined to be a 2x4 at Home Depot

@Timberteamhdpm 5 ай бұрын

😳😳😳

@kevanmchale1921 5 ай бұрын

Bet😅

@shenton18 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@IRONKING-en6cx 5 ай бұрын

Looks like Terminator Rise of the Machines!

@kifer2594 5 ай бұрын

Idk looks short to be useful for most things except maybe furniture

@djentyboi6878 5 ай бұрын

By far one of the coolest machines ever built. It fascinates me

@brannyxD 5 ай бұрын

And I think that is one of the worst machine ever created

@Jon-er7pm 5 ай бұрын

@@brannyxDwhy

@noahbarrette9355 5 ай бұрын

@@Jon-er7pmyou live under a rock or something?

@senselesskilla7275 5 ай бұрын

@@noahbarrette9355you live in the forest or something 🤡🤡

@senselesskilla7275 5 ай бұрын

@@brannyxDno, go cry in a corner

@itsreallyted Ай бұрын

saturday night. jack and coke. two prozacs. and this thing workin my shaft 🙌

@Timberteamhdpm Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@yogesh3502 3 ай бұрын

कोई भी आदमी सार्वजनिक जगह से एक पेड़ भी नहीं काट सकता लेकिन सरकार हर साल सिगरेट कंपनियों को करोड़ों पेड़ काटने की अनुमति देती है जिससे देश में Cancer भी बढ़ता है फिर सरकार सार्वजनिक जगहों पर सिगरेट पीने पर जुर्माना भी लगाती है

@Timberteamhdpm 3 ай бұрын

Amigo esto no es nada malo

@WhiteWolfos 4 ай бұрын

The way it does it so fluidly makes it look like a creature 😂 I gotta try it out one day

@freshcut3398 4 ай бұрын

Its human-operated

@captainawesome9458 4 ай бұрын

Thought it was bumblebee 😮

@tyruwas1 4 ай бұрын

It’s something out of the Matrix

@brendonprophette8890 4 ай бұрын

it looks like the DNA encoders in animal cells

@fernandosepulveda7297 4 ай бұрын

Lol does look like the claws that's grab the humans in the matrix.@@tyruwas1

@dglesterhardunkichud4287 5 ай бұрын

Cameraman just chillin in the most dangerous spot he could find

@Timberteamhdpm 5 ай бұрын

Porque dices eso?

@zimzimph 5 ай бұрын

@@TimberteamhdpmI think because the camera is so close to the machine and log. But in reality a falling tree is much more dangerous as you have control over the angle of the log when it's in that claw

@davidedds6562 5 ай бұрын

Osha has left the chat.

@xCMG1987x 5 ай бұрын

No he’s not.

@leroy2158 5 ай бұрын

Camera man never dies bro come on...first page in the OSHA Safety guidelines

@trongaming7890 3 ай бұрын

I have one of these in my Farming Simulator 16 Farm and i call it Sir LogFeller😅. I also have the Claw Machine that picks up the logs and transports it to the Final Destination Trucks.

@Timberteamhdpm 3 ай бұрын

jjajajajajj que bueno amigo

@creamcheese9704 3 ай бұрын

the way the chainsaw comes out makes this look like some dystopian torture device

@Timberteamhdpm 3 ай бұрын

👀👀👀👀👀

@andrmusic4969 5 ай бұрын

girlfriend: don't worry, I'm gentle. also she:

@Timberteamhdpm 5 ай бұрын

Ajjajajaajja

@Void_Serenade 5 ай бұрын

why would ya worry

@RamadaArtist 5 ай бұрын

"Dentata, is Latin, for teeth!"

@amclaughlin681 5 ай бұрын

Too much teeth for sure 😂

@mileselon1339 5 ай бұрын

"NO GIRLFRIEND STOP! STOP! AHHHHHHH!!

@lukluke2461 5 ай бұрын

Imagine looking at a metal dinosaur chomping trees. Gotta look super cool lol

@Timberteamhdpm 5 ай бұрын

😳😳😳😳😳😜

@grovegang1078 5 ай бұрын

Yeah i was just imagining whrn ai will be in comtrol of these type of operations 😢🕴🏾

@InfiniteDarkMass 5 ай бұрын

@@Timberteamhdpmtf is that supposed to mean?

@Uncleduncledinklecrunkle 5 ай бұрын

@@InfiniteDarkMasspeople being out of the job probably

@nakulkaushal4473 5 ай бұрын

Idk. Just asking maybe you there was a show on discovery where the build robotic dinosaurs and fight each other. Do you know the name of it?

@adarshbro5617 3 ай бұрын

Wood is rare than diamond in universe 🗿

@Timberteamhdpm 3 ай бұрын

Porque dices eso?

@lapointdaniel 2 ай бұрын

One of my favorite machines to watch.

@Timberteamhdpm 2 ай бұрын

Muchísimas gracias amigo

@lapointdaniel 2 ай бұрын

de nada! @@Timberteamhdpm

@WildandWonderfulFishing 4 ай бұрын

I’ve always wondered how those machines worked. Pretty cool to be able to see it close up like that

@Timberteamhdpm 4 ай бұрын

Porque dices eso?

@jorgeottavionascimento8033 4 ай бұрын

De noite faz medo ver essas máquinas.

@luismi_vh 4 ай бұрын

@@Timberteamhdpmpero si en su respuesta te ha explicado porqué comenta, vuelve a leerlo anda

@kingwitherasher4628 4 ай бұрын

What are those machines called???

@AlejandroHernandez-hg2ce 4 ай бұрын

@@Timberteamhdpm te pregunto como es que trabajan esas maquinas y que es sorprenderte verlas trabajar

@e30connoisseur 5 ай бұрын

“This is my first time”

@Timberteamhdpm 5 ай бұрын

jajajjajajajajaj

@ilikeanimals5015 4 ай бұрын

I don’t understand why people keep cutting trees for fun, one of the biggest problems we have rn in this world

@e30connoisseur 4 ай бұрын

@@ilikeanimals5015 I don’t think they’d do all that just for fun but I get what you mean

@xTheBOISx 4 ай бұрын

@@ilikeanimals5015It's mostly for necessity, not "fun"

@3n3ly7m9 4 ай бұрын

@@ilikeanimals5015 For fun? Bro give me some of what your smoking, it must be some good zaza

@katamarques8365 3 ай бұрын

(Me, after a break down from stress, thinking like a toddler) It’s a dinosaur :0

@Timberteamhdpm 3 ай бұрын

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

@Adam_Gaber 3 ай бұрын

Her: “This is my first time” Also her:

@Timberteamhdpm 3 ай бұрын

Jajajajajajaj 🤭🤭🤭🤭

@im_a_tortoise9299 4 ай бұрын

Elves:"The forest is so beautiful and pretty! Truly, nature is an artist, and this is her work! Dwarves:

@Timberteamhdpm 4 ай бұрын

😳👀👀👀

@victoriagrayson5082 4 ай бұрын

*Elves: "The forest is so beautiful and pretty! Truly, nature is an artist, and this is her work! Dwarves:

@Dennis-en9fh 4 ай бұрын

*Elves: "The forest is so beautiful and pretty! Truly, nature is an artist, and this is her work! Dwarves:@@victoriagrayson5082

@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066 4 ай бұрын

😭

@karelpgbr 4 ай бұрын

Dwarves? ROCK AND STONE!

@punkypiez8872 4 ай бұрын

The fact it can chop a whole ass tree like it's nothing is terrifying

@Timberteamhdpm 4 ай бұрын

😳😳😳😳

@texanedm 4 ай бұрын

I am also a tree

@boredboi6279 4 ай бұрын

The sliding mechanism reminds me of a can opener

@jeremiahjohns5258 4 ай бұрын

Wrong! It'S cHoPpInG iT lIkE iT'S a TrEe

@WIZZARDVRR 4 ай бұрын

What do you mean by that my guy?

@richardgoed8101 3 ай бұрын

Elves: "Trees are our home" Dwarves:

@Timberteamhdpm 3 ай бұрын

😳

@guillaumebezuijen8551 3 ай бұрын

The operator tool. Damn i love this thing.

@Timberteamhdpm 3 ай бұрын

👀👌🏻

@fishbizzzz 5 ай бұрын

Truly amazing machine! 100 years ago they would have laughed at you if you told them it was going to be built..

@soggdogg 5 ай бұрын

They also would have laughed at that tiny tree he cut down.

@sachin1825 5 ай бұрын

They would still be laughing at the disaster we made.

@joaquinmoroz4885 5 ай бұрын

Hace 50 años solamente 🎉

@Timberteamhdpm 5 ай бұрын

Muchas gracias amigo 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 gran comentario

@sahadebray3332 5 ай бұрын

@@sachin1825😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

@roudyman777 5 ай бұрын

The rest of the trees looking down like: 👁️👄👁️

@tiantianhuaniangzhiyin 5 ай бұрын

哈哈😂

@Titan-so1kh 5 ай бұрын

More like🌲

@AjayKumar-vu5ez 5 ай бұрын

@@tiantianhuaniangzhiyin me to send me a photo ii

@broadbandtogod 5 ай бұрын

Everything is a fleshlight if you're brave enough

@chinandabhiswas4978 5 ай бұрын

@@Titan-so1kh jñjjkjjjjjmjjjmkmmjjjmjmjmkj

@akterhossen1426 3 ай бұрын

Nice 👍

@Timberteamhdpm 3 ай бұрын

Gracias bro 💪🏻

@jackmehoff6299 Ай бұрын

Looks like fun

@Timberteamhdpm Ай бұрын

Si amigo 💪🏻

@EllieBergeron92 5 ай бұрын

That machine is crazy, handling these massive trees like they're toothpicks

@Timberteamhdpm 5 ай бұрын

😳😳😳

@Jovan_Jarkarane 5 ай бұрын

Guess maintaining it must be very expressive

@Omen465 4 ай бұрын

Just like Piper Perri

@BigHatLoganGaming 5 ай бұрын

"It's my first time" Her five seconds later:

@destiny2gambitenjoyer990 5 ай бұрын

Just chops it off?

@javierchaires2521 5 ай бұрын

Pobre bosque

@lightffx6889 5 ай бұрын

💀 💯

@ProdbyBiggz 5 ай бұрын

😭😭😭😭 I knew it was here

@TheSunMoon 5 ай бұрын

Vag dentata? 😮

@dripleaf9494 2 ай бұрын

Me randomly at 3am

@Timberteamhdpm 2 ай бұрын

Jajajajajajaj que bueno

@WeFlyAway 3 ай бұрын

OMG.That tree got slayed.

@Timberteamhdpm 3 ай бұрын

🫣🫣🫣🫣

@MeganeGuy 5 ай бұрын

-"Sir, SIR!" -"Bring me that machinery"

@juliannnyirenda-nx2gu 5 ай бұрын

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 better he do so i need one

@Timberteamhdpm 5 ай бұрын

Adonde bro

@REHM. 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@phan8438 5 ай бұрын

@@juliannnyirenda-nx2gu😊

@sherwinelvina 5 ай бұрын

But sir!!!! That machinery is heavy!

@thesepticbossalduin8859 5 ай бұрын

This is like one of the coolest machines ive seen

@Timberteamhdpm 5 ай бұрын

😳😳😳😳

@user-ew8ux6qk3p 5 ай бұрын

What's good about deforestation? about technology yes, I agree, it looks amazing, but it's not what will lead us to a better future

@LukesRetroRoom 5 ай бұрын

@@user-ew8ux6qk3pDo you like writing with pencils or owning furniture?

@thesepticbossalduin8859 5 ай бұрын

@@user-ew8ux6qk3p I agree with you that deforestation is a bad thing. No doubt about that. However, humans will always use trees for wood and paper and such for the foreseeable future. But as long as we give back more than we take, I believe it will be alright.

@cuppo9121 5 ай бұрын

@@user-ew8ux6qk3ptrees are just big crops. We harvest them, we plant them, and we do it over again. It doesn't make sense for the forestry industry to skimp out on replanting because it means the land they've purchased for logging can only be used once. It's all a pretty well maintained process

@gnomeknight2311 2 ай бұрын

This is the most unhinged machine. I like it.

@Timberteamhdpm 2 ай бұрын

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👌🏻

@kingrapid 4 ай бұрын

That machine is amazing...

@Timberteamhdpm 4 ай бұрын

Muchísimas gracias amigo

@ComradeTomatoTurtle 5 ай бұрын

I still think this design is crazy good, the person who made this really thought outside the box.

@CARSFRLIFE_ 5 ай бұрын

2 in 1 basically

@nuntana2 5 ай бұрын

Well it wouldn’t fit inside a box, so… 😜

@youraveragecitizen1442 5 ай бұрын

This is seriously a cool machine

@tomdiets5079 5 ай бұрын

It’s crazy to think that these things have been around since the first half of the 20th century

@scots_knight4706 5 ай бұрын

@@nuntana2 😂😂😂😂❤😁👍

@AxlePlaysGames 5 ай бұрын

You don’t realise how strong tree harvesters are until you realise “THAT THING JUST PICKED UP A WHOLE DANG TREE??”

@D.heARTist 5 ай бұрын

How long did that take you exactly?! 🧐

@drew8570 5 ай бұрын

...by the end, not in the middle

@dream8870 5 ай бұрын

I’m certain the claw hand could crush a suv like a can with ease

@CovertCarrot 5 ай бұрын

Meh, ez 🥱

@t.l.robinson2162 3 ай бұрын

Very cool.

@Timberteamhdpm 3 ай бұрын

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@chrissalter8342 2 ай бұрын

Those logging (?) machines are absolutely impressive, totally awesome...

@Timberteamhdpm 2 ай бұрын

Muchísimas gracias amigo 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@prophetm77 5 ай бұрын

machine’s got more grip than most relationships

@Timberteamhdpm 5 ай бұрын

💪🏻🤭🤭🤭

@cocknball2732 5 ай бұрын

Huh??

@user-py8wt9hy3u 5 ай бұрын

Эта машина очень опасна.

@Holycryptonite47 5 ай бұрын

The trees looking down like "look how they massacred my boy"

@Timberteamhdpm 5 ай бұрын

😳😳😳😳

@HowlingWolves 5 ай бұрын

it's a horror movie waiting to happen

@Art-X-W 5 ай бұрын

Some trees can communicate with other trees with theor roots

@elviraottonialves3618 5 ай бұрын

@@HowlingWolvesThe Massacre of the Wooden Nightmare ATENTION VIEWERS: RATED R AND +18

@thebigserb 5 ай бұрын

Nice Godfather reference 👌

@kingzs0mbr463 2 ай бұрын

Satisfying 😮

@Timberteamhdpm 2 ай бұрын

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

@jake_w123 3 ай бұрын

lucky this isn’t on IG reels

@Timberteamhdpm 3 ай бұрын

😳😳😳😳

@AndrewHaan 5 ай бұрын

When you tell the barber “just a trim”

@noahclark7603 5 ай бұрын

the shock and horror on your face in the mirror. *internal scream*

@samuelthompson8080 5 ай бұрын

When your girlfriend says you are her first but she has no gag reflex lmao lol

@lothricknightsword2996 4 ай бұрын

Her: "I've never done this before.. this is my first time." Also her:

@theebigstink4193 4 ай бұрын

Me 10 minutes after waking up

@buzwa2k 4 ай бұрын

HahajahahhA

@anajarquin. 4 ай бұрын

So glad to find these types of comment. Thought I was the only one

@johndivine7597 4 ай бұрын

@@anajarquin.Lmao same😂😂

@juanmarodriguez9112 4 ай бұрын

I also think that Jajajajaja

@Rajkumar-1717 Ай бұрын

Amezing

@Timberteamhdpm Ай бұрын

Muchas gracias amigo 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@aidenrea5978 8 күн бұрын

If anyone was curious the reason he cut the end at the start us so he could start his measurement and clean ut up

@Timberteamhdpm 7 күн бұрын

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔😳😳😳😳

@reddbeard2030 5 ай бұрын

That chainsaw Cutoff is NO JOKE!

@naylisyazwina6836 5 ай бұрын

Not me imagining what happens if a person was in place instead of that tree…

@bucketheadrox 5 ай бұрын

You should see a hotsaw in action.

@bucketheadrox 5 ай бұрын

@@naylisyazwina6836chain doesn't cut, it tears!

@brettdrake482 5 ай бұрын

Thats a beast of a machine. Its amazing what we can build.

@Timberteamhdpm 5 ай бұрын

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻💪🏻

@joeyyybadass9615 5 ай бұрын

It's sad how we can lose so many trees in so little time

@BeforeThisNovember 5 ай бұрын

Speak for yourself I can’t build shit

@john-nx4xn 5 ай бұрын

And then use it to rape the land.

@john-nx4xn 5 ай бұрын

@@Timberteamhdpmyea doesn't matter what you do to the only earth we have. Do you even have the foresight to plant more. And not just pines. There needs to be hardwoods too. But u'll not coz that would take more than ur lifetime to be able to chop it down. 👎

@KirkPadilla-ud8bn Ай бұрын

The Harvester 1270G: Replacing Hard working Americans by the dozens👍🏼

@Timberteamhdpm Ай бұрын

Grande brother 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

@akubudak2216 2 ай бұрын

i want want 1 set ..how much?

@Timberteamhdpm 2 ай бұрын

😳😳😳😳

@vryaboshapko 5 ай бұрын

That hidden chainsaw is just mind-blowing 🤯

@Timberteamhdpm 5 ай бұрын

Jajajajaajaj

@Old-Sport-1987 4 ай бұрын

Once-ler: I’ll only cut down one tree Once-ler 5 seconds later:

@Timberteamhdpm 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

@existenceispain_geekthesiren 4 ай бұрын

That, my friends, is why we don't ship the Onceler with anyone, let alone himself, you weirdos. As an avid Tumblr user, pro tip- don't use Tumblr. This place sucks.

@omegawilliam95s36 4 ай бұрын

@@existenceispain_geekthesirenI remember seeing all those Tumblr blogs a few years ago, crazy stuff.

@existenceispain_geekthesiren 4 ай бұрын

@@omegawilliam95s36 you say that as if we aren't all still here. Or, well. All the Tumblr crazies became -Twitter- X crazies, like the human pet guy, so now only the chill mentally ill people are left. My people. The people are great, the platform is dogshit. Don't use Tumblr. Do as I say, not as I do, lol

@ZizoMass 3 ай бұрын

Definitely a Horizon inspiration

@Timberteamhdpm 3 ай бұрын

Buen juego

@bek071. 3 ай бұрын

Perfect 👌🏻

@Timberteamhdpm 3 ай бұрын

Muchas gracias amigo 👏🏻

@chasefisher8261 5 ай бұрын

“i swear it’s my first time” also her:

@cripknuckles9112 5 ай бұрын

💀

@carrotburgers6364 5 ай бұрын

This was the comment I was looking for take my like bro😂

@Gh0st_0723 5 ай бұрын

Thanks for this bro 😂😂😂

@Tsunfy5050 5 ай бұрын

💀 bro

@claudiocarbone2225 5 ай бұрын

@@carrotburgers6364same😂💀

@user-be6fc4nj7f Ай бұрын

Amazing

@Timberteamhdpm Ай бұрын

Muchas gracias amigo

@KieshaDaNicest 3 ай бұрын

Feels like I got woodchips in my eyes

@Timberteamhdpm 3 ай бұрын

🫣🫣🫣

@DigB-One 5 ай бұрын

That machine is a beast

@Timberteamhdpm 5 ай бұрын

Muchas gracias amigo💪🏻

@luke4010 5 ай бұрын

He built it by himself^

@alexwells9929 5 ай бұрын

As a residential tree trimmer, I didn't expect something so technologically advanced to just have a little hydraulic saw pop out every now and then, Lol.

@Timberteamhdpm 5 ай бұрын

Porque dices eso?

@rosenberg1144 5 ай бұрын

But it makes sense when you think about it, the service costs of that function is kept at a minimum, just a new chain. Easily replaced and stored

@Corn0nTheCobb 5 ай бұрын

@@Timberteamhdpmbecause he obviously hasn't seen technology like this in his experience

@Wardo2 5 ай бұрын

@@Timberteamhdpmare you dumb?

@andyaltamirano102 5 ай бұрын

That chainsaw sound is oddly satisfying 😮