How Donald Trump Spent His MLK Weekend

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

7 жыл бұрын

If the President-Elect will attack a civil rights leader on the holiday weekend honoring Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., it makes us wonder how he'll celebrate other holidays.
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@earthlink1412
@earthlink1412 7 жыл бұрын
Dear CBS and Stephen, can you please stop talking about Donald for one fucking episode, make it a never trump episode day, there gotta be something going on around the world other than trump
@eulic3399
@eulic3399 7 жыл бұрын
he is a comedian and trump is the biggest joke that has ever happened to America, why shouldn't he talk about him the all time
@CamelDance
@CamelDance 7 жыл бұрын
That's a full dogwhistle orchestra, lessy! Impressive!
@scofield1154
@scofield1154 7 жыл бұрын
eu ra the problem is it isnt a joke anymore more videos i watch more i see direct opposition to Trump directly supporting Hillary and others news comedy or not should not be biased
@chrispereira420
@chrispereira420 7 жыл бұрын
Ha Alex I come here JUST for the Trump bashing. Never stop Stephen!!!
@pieriszartilas244
@pieriszartilas244 7 жыл бұрын
Ha Alex and live in paradise. ... impossible
@nuancedgamer3609
@nuancedgamer3609 7 жыл бұрын
I keep hoping Trump will rip off his mask and underneath is Bernie Sanders.
@bearheart2009
@bearheart2009 7 жыл бұрын
I'd never trust Bernie again if he did that though.
@helenanilsson5666
@helenanilsson5666 7 жыл бұрын
Or a robot running on a spambot program.
@danielkabelik7515
@danielkabelik7515 7 жыл бұрын
Well I feel like to chances of that happening isn't high. Since if he was Bernie Sanders then he would rather stay Trump, because he is better.
@ahahuehafook4207
@ahahuehafook4207 7 жыл бұрын
why do you want a socialist as your president
@jacklovejoy5290
@jacklovejoy5290 7 жыл бұрын
ropert wonger65 You mean like FDR?
@samanthawhyte8542
@samanthawhyte8542 7 жыл бұрын
Stephen is honestly my most favorite person right now!😂❤️👏
@audax956
@audax956 7 жыл бұрын
I'm glad some people can enjoy the comedy without hating! :)
@tobythompson199x
@tobythompson199x 7 жыл бұрын
wackydelly84 I'm not sure where you're getting the idea that Stephen influenced public perception in support of trump, he has done nothing but bash trump for his entire campaign. And to think he would want someone so terrible in so many ways to win the presidency just to be able to tell jokes about them isn't something I see being very plausible.
@stevieathome4942
@stevieathome4942 7 жыл бұрын
Yeh, I can see your point because he is better than Seth Meyer - Seth will likely lose his show because almost all of his "humor" is based on his love for someone who formed a foundation funded by Russia and hatred of a person who spent Martin Luther King Day with Dr. Martin Luther King's son exploring how to improve race relations and reduce poverty. That just won't fly on NBC.
@jpdemer55
@jpdemer55 7 жыл бұрын
Jack Gack is your basic, stereotypical fan of Il Douche.
@canislupusfool
@canislupusfool 7 жыл бұрын
Здравствуйте Vlad! How is Moscow this time of year. I'm guessing it must be pretty cold?
@leyona.7774
@leyona.7774 7 жыл бұрын
"Where's the rebirth certificate" Genius!!
@ChaosphereIX
@ChaosphereIX 7 жыл бұрын
It is good the circus is shutting down, what they do to animals is horrific. Good riddance.
@jarynn8156
@jarynn8156 7 жыл бұрын
Too bad the one worker to make the claims and bring up the charges had to be bribed to be a plaintiff and had his case dismissed as groundless.
@ChaosphereIX
@ChaosphereIX 7 жыл бұрын
doesnt matter, if they have animals, by the nature of the business they are literally tortured and broken to perform. Barbaric. Circuses should be people doing amazing things, but leave the animals out of it.
@jarynn8156
@jarynn8156 7 жыл бұрын
So should dogs be banned too, since they are also trained?
@ChaosphereIX
@ChaosphereIX 7 жыл бұрын
ANY animal performing in circuses should be a banned practice. Period. Watch some footage of the training behind the scenes - it is barbaric.
@millymillymilly
@millymillymilly 7 жыл бұрын
Thank you!!!!!! I can't believe that this is the only comment on here I could find about that god awful circus! I also can't believe the audiences reaction of sadness to that?! They should be cheering! The end of these poor animals suffering is amazing news!!!! In a world heading into complete chaos and disaster, it's so wonderful to hear that there is still some good happening, some humanity left.
@mO3fnMon3y
@mO3fnMon3y 7 жыл бұрын
I just hope Trump doesn't cause a nuclear war. I like to Live
@bibibernardi1570
@bibibernardi1570 7 жыл бұрын
I have a son. So I'm not indifferent. But those indifferent people will be our killers.
@dikoehler4255
@dikoehler4255 7 жыл бұрын
moe bend over and kids your was good bye, we're all doomed!
@danielkabelik7515
@danielkabelik7515 7 жыл бұрын
I mean look a liberalist would be worst. Japan after getting nuked rebuilt, but places with liberalism went to an even worse point than Hiroshima did.
@rettwoods
@rettwoods 7 жыл бұрын
Atomic Grizzly That was when Atomic bombs were the equivalent of telegrams. Now a single Hydrogen bomb can destroy half the country. Especially taking into account the fallout, it would have long lasting environmental impacts.
@danielkabelik7515
@danielkabelik7515 7 жыл бұрын
Well if the atomic bomb blows up half the country, it still has the other side. Although when there is a liberalist, the WHOLE country is screwed.
@ziadlabib3575
@ziadlabib3575 7 жыл бұрын
the Jesus part cracked me up :D
@thehondfamily1268
@thehondfamily1268 6 жыл бұрын
ZIAD LABIB me too😂😂😂😂😂
@bernardoheusi6146
@bernardoheusi6146 6 жыл бұрын
"Buddha u r fat. Sad!"
@checkurbrainfly
@checkurbrainfly 7 жыл бұрын
Ok Colbert now you're growing some balls, I'll keep watching your monologues
@faypetrou
@faypetrou 6 жыл бұрын
checkurbrainfly: Colbert has always had the balls. Did you see his previous program The Colbert Report and particularly the show when Trump was carrying on about Obamas Birth Certificate. Colbert's super Pac had over $1 million dollars and he offered it to Trumps choice of charity if Trump would suck Colberts ball. It was in response to Trump telling Obama that he will give him $5 million dollars to his charity if he produces proof that he was born in the USA. He later offered $50 million. KZfaq The Colberts Report. It caused some controversy at the time. So does he have balls you bet he does.
@richahumagain9231
@richahumagain9231 7 жыл бұрын
"Remember mike pence?" Of course we remember him. He will soon go from VP to president in a few months!
@sdgdhpmbp
@sdgdhpmbp 7 жыл бұрын
I'm going to say days.
@Russ96
@Russ96 7 жыл бұрын
borot man more like 23 minutes. *look left and right* *dramatic music plays*
@bibibernardi1570
@bibibernardi1570 7 жыл бұрын
I wish that was true.
@CameronSlaysTBE
@CameronSlaysTBE 7 жыл бұрын
Bibi Bernardi I've heard he's just as bad. He thinks gays can be "cured" of their sexuality. What an idiot
@MrGanjaBandits
@MrGanjaBandits 7 жыл бұрын
Bibi Bernardi pence is 100 times crazier .believes in electrocution therapy for gays
@SNFDNSD
@SNFDNSD 7 жыл бұрын
8 years of liberal tears :D love it
@Cocpain
@Cocpain 7 жыл бұрын
You will be lucky to get 4, the race is over and now everybody wants to see behind the curtain, he has a lot to hide and even his own people want to see him fail. He stepped on many powerful toes and those people won't be soon to forget and are waiting at any moment to toss him under the bus. I dislike the regressive left as much as the next guy, but this guy is poison and may have given away too much to get his way.
@touchmeharder1737
@touchmeharder1737 7 жыл бұрын
Dirt Merchant honest to god you'd prefer Hillary to trump? not like Hillary is a confirmed liar. the people voted trump because what he said supported middle class america. if trump doesn't liar (which we can't do anything about) he will have 8 years. it was a known liar (Hillary) or it was an Ass hole (Trump) and what the asshole said got the support of the american people.
@GoldenMaverick3
@GoldenMaverick3 7 жыл бұрын
+Michael York can't use that argument. The people chose Hillary, the system chose Trump. You could say that Trump gamed the system, but a net of 3 million more people still wanted Hillary as president, not Trump
@keyemku6399
@keyemku6399 7 жыл бұрын
Brendan Alimony 8 years? I would hope that there would be someone less of an implosive idiot 4 years later. And no I didn't support Hillary.
@touchmeharder1737
@touchmeharder1737 7 жыл бұрын
Kmav do you know why the Electoral college exists? tell me
@soulscanner66
@soulscanner66 7 жыл бұрын
This stuff writes itself.
@tahmidahmed2208
@tahmidahmed2208 7 жыл бұрын
Man I love his opening monologues!
@CmdrSloanne
@CmdrSloanne 7 жыл бұрын
They should play at the Inauguration the Imperial March from Star Wars, it fits appropriately with this new Agent Orange Trump Regime. hahahaha
@getrealtv3625
@getrealtv3625 7 жыл бұрын
CmdrSloanne omg yes, if we could get anonymous to hack the speakers and have that played
@ineffablebeing4276
@ineffablebeing4276 7 жыл бұрын
CmdrSloanne now that would just make him look bad ass.
@Nova-uq9nw
@Nova-uq9nw 7 жыл бұрын
Mordecai Goldblatt And we don't want that.
@SHOCKLT
@SHOCKLT 7 жыл бұрын
no, gays 4 Donald trump by filthy frank
@amyrogers7628
@amyrogers7628 7 жыл бұрын
CmdrSloanne Haha this isn't funny.
@sdgdhpmbp
@sdgdhpmbp 7 жыл бұрын
Weird how people are still stuck on "left" or "right" as if that means anything anymore.
@72marshflower15
@72marshflower15 7 жыл бұрын
borot man to harm another for ones individual gain and likeness is naturally individualistic and thus conservative where as to care for others more than ones individual self and likeness is naturally collective and thus Liberal... Are you for only yourself (me first, screw you), or are you for others as well (we first-thank you)?
@samnorris3649
@samnorris3649 7 жыл бұрын
Shutup commie, you don't have to subscribe to liberal/leftist fuckwad politics as a requirement to care about other people.
@KipKemeiSambu
@KipKemeiSambu 7 жыл бұрын
Sam Norris he didn't say so.
@DippKlippGuy
@DippKlippGuy 7 жыл бұрын
Just subscribe to our good friend classical liberalism, aka the policies of the Democratic-Republicans who actually did deal with a hotheaded president in opposition to them who did establish laws that allowed for "truth" to be used to imprison, who established laws to cull a source of voters of the Democratic-Republicans by hindering immigrants in America, and losing the next election with much of their laws being allowed to die out with no vote on whether to keep/maintain because they were that bad.
@penguin5096
@penguin5096 7 жыл бұрын
borot man Exactly.
@damnatiomemoriae1894
@damnatiomemoriae1894 7 жыл бұрын
I love that he's being publicly ostracized. This is how it needs to be in order for us to get through this imo.
@tigress63
@tigress63 7 жыл бұрын
OMG Stephen Colbert is the greatest!!! Impeccable delivery.
@ethanrummel7638
@ethanrummel7638 7 жыл бұрын
For Trump's inauguration we should find a way to reunite State Radio, they could play "Fall of the American Empire."
@stanwalkerlover23
@stanwalkerlover23 7 жыл бұрын
Ethan Rummel 1984 dude
@nritsch
@nritsch 7 жыл бұрын
Just have Green Day play their AMA version of "Bang Bang". Or American Idiot or American Eulogy. Any one of those would work.
@danielkabelik7515
@danielkabelik7515 7 жыл бұрын
I don't know if you've been living under a rock, but it's more like the rebirth. I mean hey, why not love Obama who armed the ISIS am I right? xD
@thumperpaul155
@thumperpaul155 7 жыл бұрын
No you are not, thanx for asking.
@queenofthorns6746
@queenofthorns6746 7 жыл бұрын
Alec Baldwin offered to sing "Highway to Hell" at Trump's inauguration.
@tytheguy13andahalf
@tytheguy13andahalf 7 жыл бұрын
George Carlin would be loving this
@funniburnz4942
@funniburnz4942 7 жыл бұрын
The show was phenomenal tonight !!!
@hanselmenezes1406
@hanselmenezes1406 4 жыл бұрын
Watching Rep.John Lewis today, just after his passing, makes this even more eerily-powerful and sad; cause he was right. Drumpf has never been a legitimate POTUS.
@AMinnie
@AMinnie 7 жыл бұрын
That Easter joke was golden. I honestly can't breathe lol
@queryq1330
@queryq1330 7 жыл бұрын
I was dying with laughter at that Jesus tweet XD
@Babykodofficial
@Babykodofficial 7 жыл бұрын
The Easter 🐣 joke was funny 😂😂😝😝
@leomolkner3671
@leomolkner3671 7 жыл бұрын
What I if told you That you read the first line wrong
@mkhuiogrgingid8021
@mkhuiogrgingid8021 7 жыл бұрын
Gabriel Molkner I fall for this comment every time I see it😂😂
@leomolkner3671
@leomolkner3671 7 жыл бұрын
mkhui ogrgingid lol
@ben1864
@ben1864 7 жыл бұрын
is it bad that i read it correctly
@rajchauhan2377
@rajchauhan2377 7 жыл бұрын
You got me!
@BTFLBEST
@BTFLBEST 7 жыл бұрын
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@Gada101
@Gada101 7 жыл бұрын
LOL Scoopz. What a blast from the past
@rogueuchiha4083
@rogueuchiha4083 7 жыл бұрын
I'd say Stephen talks about trump too much, but he just gives him so much content that u can't resist to use..
@latoyaforever
@latoyaforever 7 жыл бұрын
Trump stays getting roasted. WENDY's should get at him
@hairoftehdog
@hairoftehdog 7 жыл бұрын
No one spreads hate quite like a liberal comedian pretending to be a news anchor :)
@liamknew2645
@liamknew2645 7 жыл бұрын
bro thats dumm as Leave off stupidface , your music is awful
@liamknew2645
@liamknew2645 7 жыл бұрын
bro thats dumm as ur dumbbutt music is so awful
@liamknew2645
@liamknew2645 7 жыл бұрын
bro thats dumm as Rise off fatty , your music is stinky
@liamknew2645
@liamknew2645 7 жыл бұрын
bro thats dumm as Poop off dude , your music is silly
@liamknew2645
@liamknew2645 7 жыл бұрын
bro thats dumm as ur dumbbutt music is so awful
@TalhaTETBIRT
@TalhaTETBIRT 7 жыл бұрын
I'm not American but these Trump parts in these late shows that Stephen, Nouah Trevor and Seth Mayer do had become my every day must watch rituals. Man we the rest of the world are really going to enjoy this Trump presidency.. Of course as long as the American forces and intelligence stay away.
@indiciaobscure
@indiciaobscure 7 жыл бұрын
Unless this business is shut down, this will effect the entire world, and not in a good way. Nobody is safe. I as an American must admit I'm entertained, but it's highly unnerving to see a powerful nation take a fascist turn.
@samiamtheman7379
@samiamtheman7379 7 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure the fascists are the people who assaulted his supporters, harassed his events, and want to assassinate him and overturn a democratic election just because they lost.
@alexaconrad4244
@alexaconrad4244 7 жыл бұрын
samiamtheman 73 we didn't lose? Hilary won the popular vote and you honestly don't believe Russia has anything to do with trump winning? GTFO. Trump is a whiny little fascist bitch who will never follow through on his promises, thank god for that!
@samiamtheman7379
@samiamtheman7379 7 жыл бұрын
Alexa Vittitoe Trump won because he won the Electoral vote and the Electoral College voted for him. Russia had nothing to do with it. If you knew anything about the US, you'd know how the President is elected. I also suggest you look up fascism before calling him a fascist.
@jazzx251
@jazzx251 7 жыл бұрын
I will enjoy these too ... until the bombs rain down. This is NOT COMEDY - it's a fucking horror show, and we're all the victims. This is terrifying.
@showtimelakers1795
@showtimelakers1795 7 жыл бұрын
Damn! These one-liners are legendary!!
@chop54321
@chop54321 7 жыл бұрын
Remember when the media was unbiased??
@chop54321
@chop54321 7 жыл бұрын
art so you think this is unbiased??
@EchoL0C0
@EchoL0C0 7 жыл бұрын
A54321 No. Bias has always existed. To think otherwise naive.
@BeeGeenie
@BeeGeenie 7 жыл бұрын
Remember when you were smart enough to figure out that this is a late night comedy show, not a news broadcast?
@universalmiki7813
@universalmiki7813 7 жыл бұрын
A54321 nope
@kingfatiusiii4744
@kingfatiusiii4744 7 жыл бұрын
Damn... Roast after roast after roast...
@clairealderwood1928
@clairealderwood1928 7 жыл бұрын
Bearing witness to Trump's behavior is EXHAUSTING. I can only hope we collectively get fed up and get him out of office.
@betweenthepanels9145
@betweenthepanels9145 7 жыл бұрын
Colbert is savage lately. love it.
@cookycooky1627
@cookycooky1627 5 жыл бұрын
Hay i loved how u gave that shout out to MLK( that one was for u) while looking up to MLK with such respect on it . It was like u gave trump a gut shot for MLK .man u just made me really respect u and your show . u can be my president any time ill vote for u.
@Lucius1958
@Lucius1958 7 жыл бұрын
The ideal entertainment for this inauguration would be a performance of Stravinsky's _Petrouchka_. What could be more fitting than a ballet about a Russian puppet?
@vaanir2325
@vaanir2325 7 жыл бұрын
I just love how instead of stepping down the insults now that Trump is gonna be president, Stephen's just taking it to a new level!! This is why I love him! XD
@CouchKiwi
@CouchKiwi 7 жыл бұрын
"Strong words.. Strong.. Accurate words"
@lawrencemuindi1119
@lawrencemuindi1119 7 жыл бұрын
Keep it up Mr. Colbert
@belainegibsson.2082
@belainegibsson.2082 7 жыл бұрын
Can we clone Stephen so the clone can become president and the real Stephen can keep doing this?
@jocomfiresin6982
@jocomfiresin6982 5 жыл бұрын
Ah that's cruel why would we make the make criticize himself.
@lordkameguru7851
@lordkameguru7851 4 жыл бұрын
Or somebody better, like John Oliver.
@yammmit
@yammmit 4 жыл бұрын
LordKame Guru not eligible for the presidency
@duckhawkninja3614
@duckhawkninja3614 4 жыл бұрын
@@yammmit John Oliver himself may not be eligible, but if he was cloned on US soil then his clone might be eligible.
@syedahmedjilanee6041
@syedahmedjilanee6041 7 жыл бұрын
that first press conference was funny as hell especially with that CNN reporter 😂😂
@SuperAwesome10101
@SuperAwesome10101 7 жыл бұрын
Glad to see you guys get your political information from a comedian. Hope you guys realize that you're the people responsible for his election, lmfao
@SuperAwesome10101
@SuperAwesome10101 7 жыл бұрын
You people fucking actually believe that the golden showers thing was real. Fucking idiots.
@Pinko_Band
@Pinko_Band 7 жыл бұрын
And I'm sure you totally didn't think 'pizzagate' was real either....
@MJ-ev5vr
@MJ-ev5vr 7 жыл бұрын
SuperAwesome10101 dude, I personally saw hookers pee on trump. don't spread it around though, I don't like to start rumors
@facebones5885
@facebones5885 7 жыл бұрын
SuperAwesome10101 glad to see you helped elect a businessman that has no political experience into a president
@petricedobson7836
@petricedobson7836 7 жыл бұрын
SuperAwesome10101 he's funny and tells the truth!
@tlahuican
@tlahuican 5 жыл бұрын
Lashing out lately?...it's 2019 and he is still lashing out!
@Whokilledbob
@Whokilledbob 7 жыл бұрын
that guy in the band laughs like jared letos joker
@SP-fj2ow
@SP-fj2ow 6 жыл бұрын
Emma Berg It is Jared Letos Joker.
@thatmahtabgirl
@thatmahtabgirl 7 жыл бұрын
ITS BEEN SO LONG I'VE MISSED YOU STEPHEN
@tarinai344
@tarinai344 7 жыл бұрын
In these bleak times, you can still count on Stephen for great jokes! This ep's good!
@alan43ish
@alan43ish 7 жыл бұрын
Guys just report all the hate comments on trump, and his supporters
@nachoman4ever
@nachoman4ever 7 жыл бұрын
WorK4It Well isn't that kind of hypocritical to expect people to listen to you while you try to get others silenced?
@productionsceo88
@productionsceo88 7 жыл бұрын
that tweet on Jesus is hilarious!!!! God help us
@davedee599
@davedee599 7 жыл бұрын
Donald Trump: "MLK? The educational system is so bad in this country we not only misspell "milk" but we honor the mistake by giving it a holiday. Thanks, Obama!"
@marktwainwood2363
@marktwainwood2363 7 жыл бұрын
Dave Dee reagon signed the law making MLK day.
@sepehrjamali
@sepehrjamali 7 жыл бұрын
are you gonna just talk about trump in your monologue for next 4y? no wonder your show is going down
@miratodc
@miratodc 7 жыл бұрын
right? Im so sick of hearing trump, trump, trump!!!! This shit got him elected. Yet eveyrone keeps at it.
@indiciaobscure
@indiciaobscure 7 жыл бұрын
The thing about Trump is that he basically writes the material for Colbert. No other president has been such a comedy goldmine, and Colbert would be a fool not make use of this sweet, sweet opportunity.
@DippKlippGuy
@DippKlippGuy 7 жыл бұрын
Right? What are people expecting when you're new president's claim to fame is Reality TV? For people to not make jokes? Just sponge up the insults as they're nothing. But nope they show just how thin skinned they are. Donald Trump, a thin skinned president for a thin skinned people.
@millmill4993
@millmill4993 7 жыл бұрын
sepehr jamali you stupid fucking Trump supporters always make up bullshit this show is not "going down" it's bigger than ever, and OF COURSE EVERYONE IS GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW WE ELECTED A CLOWN AS THE PRES.
@JoseGarcia..
@JoseGarcia.. 7 жыл бұрын
This is what is going to get me through the next 4 years, if it even is going to be 4. Hopefully not.
@julietobrado4668
@julietobrado4668 5 жыл бұрын
that vivid imagination had me dying😂😂😂
@Nomar.Norono
@Nomar.Norono 7 жыл бұрын
Instead of watching news, I watch Colbert's monologues.
@DagobertX2
@DagobertX2 7 жыл бұрын
Trump should get Vitas for inauguration, I am sure Putin can help with that :D
@jacobryan4341
@jacobryan4341 7 жыл бұрын
This just shows why we won lol. Keep whining and crying.
@xxymoder
@xxymoder 7 жыл бұрын
Just keep watching and commenting - because nothing says classy like winning and then whining about the losers!
@KipKemeiSambu
@KipKemeiSambu 7 жыл бұрын
xxymoder your all over this comment section and your quips are💯. keep em coming
@rachel.7598
@rachel.7598 7 жыл бұрын
+xxymoder You are freaking genius man....
@realhippiesarecowboys
@realhippiesarecowboys 7 жыл бұрын
Jacob Ryan you republicans are so cocky.
@xdindica2979
@xdindica2979 7 жыл бұрын
ZugZug is republicans you guys said a year straight that trump wouldn't win and we can't say trump won and were happy about it?
@DonutsReview
@DonutsReview 7 жыл бұрын
[MLK morning] Trump wakes up: Hmm Wife: It's M-LK day? Trump: I'll repeal it!
@anotherjunkie2
@anotherjunkie2 7 жыл бұрын
Delacroix it was a joke meant to prove a point about how stupid trump is
@nahor88
@nahor88 7 жыл бұрын
You did it wrong: Trump wakes up: Do you really love me or are you a golddigger? Melania: Da Trump:....
@garpikemike1
@garpikemike1 7 жыл бұрын
LelouchL3 good! about time!
@kartikeyakrishna3611
@kartikeyakrishna3611 6 жыл бұрын
he's not gonna write a official document he'll just tweet on Twitter frankly he post more on Twitter than actually doing something good for the US
@osorious
@osorious 6 жыл бұрын
What you say is ridiculous: He wakes up and... there is no wife next to him...
@BigDH28
@BigDH28 7 жыл бұрын
Kills me every time Colbert mimics Trumps voice. Hahaha!
@ian12346
@ian12346 7 жыл бұрын
Nope. Didn't have the day off. Worked a double, actually. Time and a half though! Thanks MLK day!! 😁
@chrispereira420
@chrispereira420 7 жыл бұрын
Ian Luman You guys only get time and a half on holidays? Double time and a half here in Canada 😎😎😎
@ian12346
@ian12346 7 жыл бұрын
Chris Pereira Fair enough bubby. At twenty two dollars an hour normally, being a tapas chef at a bar in a hotel on the beach in the central coast of California, I think I'll still sleep well tonight. I heard I'm supposed to love your healthcare plan though... How's that workin for you?
@chrispereira420
@chrispereira420 7 жыл бұрын
Ian Luman What plan? It's free... no plan. How are them earthquakes, landslides, forest fires, bitches full of botox and Trump working out for you? Lol
@ian12346
@ian12346 7 жыл бұрын
Chris Pereira Trump isn't my concern. I'm a white land owning male with guns. No worries over here. As far as all your little natural disasters, haven't had an issue with ONE. Again, I take care in where I live. We love your oil though.... mmmmm...
@alisaali123aa
@alisaali123aa 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah Walmart employees don't have mlk days off
@mohsinkamal1446
@mohsinkamal1446 7 жыл бұрын
He met with mlk son who defended trump that speaks a lot about his persinality
@richardl8810
@richardl8810 7 жыл бұрын
personality*
@romulus_
@romulus_ 7 жыл бұрын
yeah, he did it to save face. his personality is dog shit and so are your brains if you think he's a good guy.
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446 7 жыл бұрын
peesonality
@j.criquette3334
@j.criquette3334 7 жыл бұрын
Define "defended". More like he was being diplomatic. "He said he is going to represent Americans - he said that over and over again," Mr. King, the president of the Drum Major Institute, a progressive New York-based public policy organization, told reporters. "We will continue to evaluate that." www.nytimes.com/2017/01/16/us/politics/donald-trump-martin-luther-king-jr-son.html
@TuanNguyen-nx3nm
@TuanNguyen-nx3nm 7 жыл бұрын
That's why Hillary called Black people "super predators", am I right?
@graystarstudios1179
@graystarstudios1179 7 жыл бұрын
Now your just being rude to your president
@ids5621
@ids5621 7 жыл бұрын
FrostManFilms because everybody was so nice to Obama
@LebowskyDude
@LebowskyDude 7 жыл бұрын
because Obama was black, you shouldn't be rude to blacks because you are definitely going to be called racist.
@thomaswenglinski
@thomaswenglinski 7 жыл бұрын
yea, get back in line! bow down to authority! obey! obey! obey! what's authoritarianism again?
@entertain7us148
@entertain7us148 7 жыл бұрын
Damn right son remember all dem civil rights leaders protesting because they were 2nd class citizens? Remember all dem suffragettes protesting cos they couldn't vote? S O R O O D.
@ifthousayestso
@ifthousayestso 7 жыл бұрын
FrostManFilms After 8 (or at least 4) years' listening to the rude things that were being said to and about Mr. Obama while HE was president, I can't get enough of any and all the rudest stuff about Trump - unlike Obama, he deserved all of it.
@gixellia8455
@gixellia8455 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Steve, for dressing up on this special day :o)
@archersterling5919
@archersterling5919 7 жыл бұрын
The Whitehouse is going to need a serious cleaning after 4 years of Trumps Pee Pee Parties.
@kickenwing_gaming
@kickenwing_gaming 5 жыл бұрын
@ that's not how it works. You're just racist.
@Jen-rw7yh
@Jen-rw7yh 5 жыл бұрын
@ pee pee or barbecue? I would clean the barbecue! I cant believe you still support this guy who put Russia first!
@wolframstahl1263
@wolframstahl1263 7 жыл бұрын
Only three days until he becomes Oppresident.
@cedwards2768
@cedwards2768 7 жыл бұрын
damn...that was a classic monologue. I love Colbert!!!!
@wstormf
@wstormf 7 жыл бұрын
Wow, brilliant writing. Best intro yet Stephen. Loved it.
@dexgray4581
@dexgray4581 7 жыл бұрын
I know I may be the odd man out here… But sincerely from the bottom of my heart I am so absolutely thankful that the circus is ending, solely for the livelihood and health of all the animals in how they are treated and trained into doing tricks. If you've never seen the process of a wild animal being "trained" for the circus or to do tricks, go look it up… And if you have any heart whatsoever, you'll be so thankful the circus is finally coming to an end. I understand the political rants on this show being the main drive for obvious humor, but I really think he should've at least amended his opinion after the joke was made. People should be made more aware of this stuff. It's so disheartening & sick.
@sirsir913
@sirsir913 7 жыл бұрын
Amen my brother!!!! 👍👍👍👍
@chrisjohnson4738
@chrisjohnson4738 7 жыл бұрын
The "free" press. Funniest thing you've said yet.
@elmerfudd3216
@elmerfudd3216 7 жыл бұрын
I am now reading "Born A Crime" by Trevor Noah, not only has he had a remarkable life, he is also a gifted writer, and storyteller.
@davesolemi5141
@davesolemi5141 7 жыл бұрын
I choked on my food at 2:44 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@AttitudeAdjusterAA
@AttitudeAdjusterAA 7 жыл бұрын
how has trump not tweeted about his unfair treatment on The Late Show, someone needs to send him these clips
@MrPeterneu
@MrPeterneu 6 жыл бұрын
The art of political satire at its ULTIMATE. Stephen (and his brilliant! writers) are in the noble tradition of Voltaire, Jonathan Swift, George Orwell and Mark Twain. He does an extraordinary service to the nation with his perceptive commentary. Keep on, Stephen!
@SAli-uh3qr
@SAli-uh3qr 6 жыл бұрын
“Scoops with a z” 😂😂😂
@waltgodsoe9111
@waltgodsoe9111 5 жыл бұрын
Steven is Kit Kat Klub's Master of Ceremonies in Cabaret.
@mintbrisk5961
@mintbrisk5961 7 жыл бұрын
Martin Luther king jr day is also my Birthday!! am I lucky or what?
@RK-ep8qy
@RK-ep8qy 6 жыл бұрын
Khizr Imrin you got a lot to live up to
@Cunncuts
@Cunncuts 7 жыл бұрын
Just made a Trump Song
@sciencewrap9791
@sciencewrap9791 7 жыл бұрын
haha
@xxPawz
@xxPawz 7 жыл бұрын
good
@diltonx6066
@diltonx6066 7 жыл бұрын
I hope it makes America Great Again.
@064razor
@064razor 7 жыл бұрын
It's gonna be huge
@justizzyryder
@justizzyryder 7 жыл бұрын
Does every joke have to end with overwhelmingly explosive applause that lasts over 15 seconds??
@eleutheriak.6155
@eleutheriak.6155 7 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for this
@atombaxter1975
@atombaxter1975 7 жыл бұрын
MLK baby!!!!
@Oujouj426
@Oujouj426 7 жыл бұрын
Gotta give it to him, he doesn't skip a single wrong box to tick, he's very good at becoming more and more horrible.
@Herehear49
@Herehear49 7 жыл бұрын
Somewhere the gods of humor smile down and say "Well done, Stephen!!!"
@clarkmueller1564
@clarkmueller1564 7 жыл бұрын
TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!
@stoffmisbruker2542
@stoffmisbruker2542 7 жыл бұрын
Clark Mueller SUCKS! SUCKS! SUCKS! SUCKS!
@danielmocsny5066
@danielmocsny5066 7 жыл бұрын
Putin! Putin! Putin! Putin! Putin! He hacked the democrats and gave us our most unqualified President ever.
@saltedvince
@saltedvince 7 жыл бұрын
Proud of supporting an ego maniac who cant control himself, tweets all the time like a 15 year old? Your a fucking moron and you will live the planetary shit storm that is coming your way
@yourlocaldrumkitplugg3800
@yourlocaldrumkitplugg3800 7 жыл бұрын
Racist Racist Racist Trump
@thelonecabbage7834
@thelonecabbage7834 7 жыл бұрын
Remember Mike Pence? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
@jules8976
@jules8976 7 жыл бұрын
Did America learn nothing from V for Vendetta?
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446 7 жыл бұрын
Nope. They're a total Idiocrazy now
@logan5669
@logan5669 7 жыл бұрын
Jules Broun I gotta watch that now
@TheRightGuy777
@TheRightGuy777 7 жыл бұрын
Dumbass. America was always similar to 1984 and V for Vendetta, even BEFORE Trump.
@HamanKarn567
@HamanKarn567 7 жыл бұрын
I miss Johnny Carson and David Letterman so much. They knew how to have fun and didn't focus on politics. Sadly one is dead and the other is retired.
@hawabarry
@hawabarry 7 жыл бұрын
that was one of the most amazing things I have ever watched
@gabe4398
@gabe4398 7 жыл бұрын
Keep the trump monologues going ! Do not stop. Love this
@loditx7706
@loditx7706 5 жыл бұрын
Since they have notoriously abused animals for way over 100 years it's about time they closed down. Of course declining attendance didn't have anything to do with mistreatment of animals. Let's face it; circuses are fucking boring.
@oliviadotjpeg1407
@oliviadotjpeg1407 7 жыл бұрын
his trump impression XD 👌
@cbyelverton
@cbyelverton 7 жыл бұрын
very well done Colbert!
@lauragadille3384
@lauragadille3384 7 жыл бұрын
Enjoy your last days of freedom
@rosered3920
@rosered3920 7 жыл бұрын
I don't like the way the world is going...why some people don't see this.it is so sad...
@damenrowland2395
@damenrowland2395 7 жыл бұрын
at least acknowledge Trump met with MLK son
@xxymoder
@xxymoder 7 жыл бұрын
troll
@leemurdock5222
@leemurdock5222 7 жыл бұрын
You are so awesome it hurts...nailed it.
@lb9927v2
@lb9927v2 7 жыл бұрын
Evey time the guy in the band laughs i think of jared letos version of the joker laughing
@kelerews
@kelerews 7 жыл бұрын
He is legitimate tho. We might not like it, but we voted for him. We can cry like babies over the fact democrats were hacked, or we can accept that Hillary was not the best choice to begin with and move on
@DAShafri
@DAShafri 7 жыл бұрын
kelerews Yes. Finally. of course Trump is arguably one of the most unlikely of candidates. But regardless of the hacking, the United States of America, with its electoral methods, voted for Donald Trump. Donald Trump revealed several problems with America's democracy and voting. Now, America has just got to buck up and move forward. whinning about him winning isnt constructive. Focus your energy and attention on what he is actually going to do when he is President. There will be many times where you will have to voice out your disagreements with him. Prepare for that. I love the show but this is just giving him more attention. you are feeding him!
@jaketaur
@jaketaur 7 жыл бұрын
Colbert, I'm terrified at what he will do/attempt to do in the next four years but you continually make me laugh. Thank you!
@totalbliss1
@totalbliss1 6 жыл бұрын
Guess what, one year later in 2018, he spends MLK day in Mar-a-Lago playing golf. Nothing's changed.
@alan43ish
@alan43ish 7 жыл бұрын
Not funny at all.
@TheLastCrusader22
@TheLastCrusader22 7 жыл бұрын
Are you kidding me?! That joke about Trump's Jesus tweet was great! But of course now that the cons are in government jokes like that will be punished with stoning to death
@tanner.n2304
@tanner.n2304 7 жыл бұрын
WorK4It triggered?
@Cupit29
@Cupit29 7 жыл бұрын
"The last thing we need is Trump to learn more about segregation." That was actually very funny.
@chriss.9398
@chriss.9398 7 жыл бұрын
Throngdorr Mighty, it is no surprise. Really anyone who got their own show after being on John Stewart's daily show turned out to be the aids of comedy. Look at Samantha Bee, John Oliver, Larry Wilmore etc.. Its like a shit factory.
@chriss.9398
@chriss.9398 7 жыл бұрын
Ryan Fernum, What does being a liberal or a conservative have to do with being a good or bad comedian? What comes into play is if they focus more on an personal political agenda than actual decent unflitered comedy. Take Bill Burr for example, one of the funniest comedians alive and he talks about politics just like Colbert does. The difference is Bill Burr makes fun of politics and takes jabs at both sides and the entire system and Colbert can not be impartial lately. The way Colbert talks about politics is a distraction and gets into the way of him being a good comedian or even a funny one. You don't want to be a Bill Maher and let your own personal convictions get in the way or limit your range. You might at the end of the day be labeled a shill or a panderer or person with an agenda outside of comedy. Thats exactly the problem the daily show had/has, John Oliver, Samantha Bee(all though she is just a terrible comedian), and Colbert has. At least on the Colbert Report he was making an entire parody now he has become the very thing he parodied just for the democrats instead.
@tedgegi155
@tedgegi155 7 жыл бұрын
I'm truly hoping that by the end of the President-elect's term, that all his Trumpeteers will have completed the requirements in attaining their GED.
@aurgho_
@aurgho_ 7 жыл бұрын
I am literally applauding right now.
@roopinderpalsinghrandhawa9846
@roopinderpalsinghrandhawa9846 7 жыл бұрын
:D This is hilarious. Good show !!!!
@AndromedaKai
@AndromedaKai 7 жыл бұрын
"Trump is president" is the funniest reality show in the world right now.
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