Hype... Train...? Yay?

Time to hype the train of math rocks

choochoo!

Yes keep this Hype Train going!!!🚂😃

Hype Train

Y’all know I had too 😂

Deadpool level 4th wall break...respect 😌

I appreciate the honesty, because I like being the good rogue.

I only now got the joke XD

I was just listening, good thing comments point these things out. Time stamp would have been neat. 1:29 - 1:39

I like the idea of a Roll Off. I'm going to use that next time I roll dice to decide who goes first in Settlers of Catan.

Look writing dialogue hard, worldbuilding fun

"Roll off!" conjures images of cartoons of John Candy and Harold Ramis snorting space dice off the floor.

@@Animallovercomedian tbh when I dm I just wing it most of the time with some kind of idea of the charecters personality

tolkien: did u really tho?

Exactly my main reason I’m hesitant to play lol

@@themimsy I don't know if this was genuine. But if this is a part you have a problem with, just leave it out. It's not like it's necessary. Just a side option for some players that like the idea. Find a group that shares or at least respects that and you're good to go. Always a nice thing when new players try the game!

This funniest thing I've heard 2021. Lmfao i am dying right now

Makes a Celestial Warlock and throws the whole thing sideways.

@@themimsy yeah hey if this is a genuine problem for you, myself and my whole group are literally all Christians XD probably none of our characters will make pacts with demons lol we just play it how we want to play it!

One game I was in legit got shut down because the DM's mother is still persuaded DnD is devil worship

Part of the 80's and 90's devil scare in the US. All started from some jackass making up a story about daycares practicing satanic cult worship and using the children in there practices and even indoctronating them... all made up but presented as nonfiction when published. It started the satanic scare in the US and led to many established crazies. Such as the people putting things into your candy at halloween so check your candy (despite it not ever being a thing) and of course the famous D&D is devil worship. Which led to mass banning and bookburnings. Good times.

@@Lowlightt Wellllll there is the Warlock class.....

Ive explained to my grandmother so many times its not devil worship theres just a lot of gods and demons in d&d that you CAN worship and she still thinks im worshipping Satan ...I mean I am but thats unrelated

My family are atheist nerds. They're more like, "Honey, how about you stop with that Wiccan, Satanist-" "It's not Satanism-" "whatever, -that satanism silliness and just play Dungeons and Dragons like your cousin does?" "=_= ... how 'bout I do *both*?"

It’s true...

"We suck."

We're the best at being mediocre, unless your DM allows variant humans.

At least in Star Wars we are better by simply NOT being a green pigman, furry cyclops, tailhead with teeth, fish face named after squid, goatmouth with three eyes, flying tusker with little frog feet, stunted slime, walking carpet, the Nerf that is Herded, a cute cannibal teddy bear, long neck cloner who can snap and end their life from the whiplash of running, mouth of drooling jowls that seem cut off viciously, with matching elephant ears fused to the head and mouth smaller than the jowls, an always hidden 3.5 ft glowing yellow eyed man of mystery who is a scrap scavenger, or so hideous we hide our face and hide our numbers in single file or else all are killed, and not just the men, but the women, and the children. Or a beaver toothed, duckbilled, floppy batears, who jumps like a frog, swims like a loser, with shrimpy eyestalks, who goes blrrrhrrr, and Bombad because that can both be Bombad, and bomBad! Being Basic in Star Wars saves us. Except from being a fat, sluggy, ugly Hutt. Because they are so fat blaster fire struggles to get through, are indigestible to most creatures, can regenerate so well even half their brain and head at a time, immune to most poisons and radiation, can live for a thousand years, eats anything, can reproduce without a mate, and are actually quite strong in the end for a giant serpentine slug. Also, typically wealthy, powerful, and controlling other beings by knowledge, schemes, and some raw might and vileness. Luxurious living with everything of the underworld. Yeah, Humans escape being anything except a Hutt

@@mitchellslate1249 the tusken raider knocked me out cold 😆😆😆

Tell me about it...

You're never alone if you can play D&D with your split personalities

Well…you’re not wrong…

DnD is literally a multilayer only game

Guy talks to himself in all of his videos. Of course he's lonely.

But what IF we rolled dice?

@@OneShotQuesters what if one of us NEVER got to play the game?

Ok but whoever played Bilbo got an OP stealth bonus about halfway through that campaign, lol.

At risk of ruining a joke, iirc it did have similar origins but I believe the original goal was to make a smaller scale fantasy war game, something you can see in the OD&D rules, but became more about roleplaying with Advanced D&D, although this is more speculation on my part based on a few tidbits and looking at OD&D rules

Characters in book acted stupidly. We would do things better. We need only a game to do things better than them

That's like 90% of dnd

2 years to finish? My group's only about halfway through the campaign and it's only been 2 years.

Fck I know right

You are totally right....

Or having the characters fail the campaign you spent a month writing in the first session. (The win condition was convincing an 18th level priest that you are truly lawful good so you can be cured of a curse that turns you into a monster, a player decided to be a murderhobo)

More like every third Saturday, except when Dave's wife sticks him with the kids while she goes out, or Bob has to work late because his boss doesn't understand staffing levels, or Jen decides to go see a movie instead.

I feel like it's more like Arneson to Gygax...

Thats amazingly accurate!

With a little more sexism I’d say it’s the real footage

-Awesome, that sounds great. -Unless you're a Caster with more spells than you can prepare.

2 year old comment and nobody got the reference? Wow wow wow wow Wow!

True... but involved parents help their children word the Pacts well enough to fool the Patron is getting free powers while not signing away their soul, anyone's soul, or any children! We just hand over some cookies and invite them for Christmas. Note, they HATE fake Christmas Trees!

Because in reality I’m just talking to the wall 😂😂

@@OneShotQuesters Now I'll never be able to watch your videos again the same. 😂

@@OneShotQuesters heresy, I believe in the cult of dukes. No words shall make me believe that there is just one true duke

Come now, 4e had *some* good ideas, just very few that worked in the grand scheme of D&D.

@@morgan9660 I still DM a 3.5 campaign. 3.5 till I die!!

@@graywolfdracon i’m in a 3.5 campaign and 3 5e campaigns, but 3.5 for life

Well, that and the history of the satanic panic.

Hey! People in the comments, what did I say about talking about 4???

I was thinking the same thing!

dude, same here! they should totally do a collab, that would be the BEST!

@@goofballcartoonist7848 I think you mean tight Now's your opportunity to say "I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that"

That's exactly what I was thinking! Nice to see others think the same.

Player: Why can't we win at D&D? DM: I DON'T KNOW. Player: Fair enough.

*Mr. Wilford approves*

Adding hype to your profile pic, and to the train

D&D Snowpiercer

Ah you are right

I’m doing great! How are you??

"Why is OSQ????"

@@OneShotQuesters haha I’m doing great

@@commandercaptain4664 where I OSQ

I mean yeah, that is an option, but so is getting very real powers from your convictions or god to slay said demons and devil worshipers.

I happen to be religious and play dnd and that is now on my list of things to do in dnd

@@hairypotato8469 Devil pacts or the other thing?

@@davidparkes7741 I want to make pacts with devils

@@hairypotato8469 Ahh, right. Fair enough.

I've been running games since '95. My groups didn't start coming up with party names until I started running multiple campaigns. Naming the groups just tends to come up naturally when you need to differentiate them.

@@CirJohn not really. The campaign should be the one with the name in that case.

I think it has to do with permanence of the group. Back in "The Day", we knew that we were always one bad decision away from at the very least a dead character, or for really dumb decisions a TPK. You wouldn't want to be some silly fools that named your group "The four Amigos" only to have to trade out amigo's every couple of sessions. because one of them can't help themself from saying "I sprint down this hallway screeming 'nothing can kill me'"

My group in the 80s were called "Damage Inc" from Metallica.

2nd edition character sheets literally had a line for the name of the adventuring party. It was popular back then because the novels gave names to the various hero parties. I've been playing since 1996 - believe me, it's not a new thing. It's just been revived.

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3.5e is just a revision or 3e.

I mean, you got me there but it's still worth mentioning.

When people say 3, they really mean 3.5. Nobody talks about 3.0.

Who ever played 3.0? It lasted a hot second before 3.5 took over.

@@jonathanblanton9446 3.0 is the 4.0 of 3s.

"So is it gonna be hard to get people into the game?" "No, it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience." /// "Some people will say it's devil worship." "Oh, worshipping devils is TIGHT." "What?" "What?"

Exactly

Player: I'm going to jump to the moon. DM: You can't. Player: Why not? DM: So the campaign can happen.

Thank goodness for the streamlined skill list.

Your perception skills are BOSS ... but your insight sucks !

You, sir, just succeeded your Save.

"Really, I'm a cleric who prays by studying arcane magic."