How fast can you touch a Moblin in every Zelda game?

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j0rts

16 күн бұрын

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Moblins have been around since the very first Zelda, So let's go on an adventure to see how fast we can touch one in every Zelda game.
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@j0rts
@j0rts 16 күн бұрын
This is a Skyward Sword video.
@SyckoMode
@SyckoMode 16 күн бұрын
Noice
@theominouspigeon
@theominouspigeon 16 күн бұрын
it says tears of the kingdom in the description
@LinkTheOnePieceFan
@LinkTheOnePieceFan 16 күн бұрын
Hell yeah it is
@boy1015
@boy1015 16 күн бұрын
How fast can you get master sword in every zelda pls
@brucememechanreal
@brucememechanreal 16 күн бұрын
YEEEAAAAAAH!
@JJ_R
@JJ_R 16 күн бұрын
How about “How fast can you touch an instrument”? Zelda games are full of instruments, and not all of them are collectibles.
@DoctorSpacebar
@DoctorSpacebar 16 күн бұрын
Do instruments of torture count?
@05bear22
@05bear22 16 күн бұрын
​@@DoctorSpacebaris mayonnaise an instrument?
@kuriisa_
@kuriisa_ 16 күн бұрын
@@05bear22horseradish isnt a instrument either
@paulgrotebeverborg1119
@paulgrotebeverborg1119 16 күн бұрын
That'd be great
@JJ_R
@JJ_R 16 күн бұрын
“That’s why none of you have any experience.”
@RazzRG
@RazzRG 16 күн бұрын
Ganondorf sitting behind a desk with a clip board. "So tell me. Where did the bad link touch you?."
@libertyjensen6321
@libertyjensen6321 6 күн бұрын
*hysterical sobbing* "ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE"
@AquaQuokka
@AquaQuokka 16 күн бұрын
Moblins are just silly guys in BotW and TotK, I love them.
@greatlake_editz
@greatlake_editz 16 күн бұрын
I think they look way better in those 2 games, they fun.
@cato3277
@cato3277 14 күн бұрын
They're goofy but oddly threatening, I love em
@triclone
@triclone 16 күн бұрын
0:58 “he did not come back by morning” jorts can make tragic death into a punch line
@voltron77
@voltron77 16 күн бұрын
Didn’t die though.
@ShawnF6FHellcat
@ShawnF6FHellcat 15 күн бұрын
@@voltron77 In the English version's credits, it showed that Link wished that his uncle "recovers", but I'm pretty sure that the original Japanese version made it more clear that his uncle actually died and got resurrected by the Triforce.
@voltron77
@voltron77 14 күн бұрын
@@ShawnF6FHellcat Oh, makes sense.
@triclone
@triclone Күн бұрын
@@voltron77 eh doesn't matter still tragic and still a punch line
@DigitalxGamer
@DigitalxGamer 16 күн бұрын
I headcanon that the "Pig Warriors" from the Oracle games are actually the first Bokoblins in the Zelda series~
@dcbandit
@dcbandit 16 күн бұрын
Makes sense to me! I always wondered who those weird guys were.
@Shritistrang
@Shritistrang 16 күн бұрын
I always saw them as a different tribe of Moblins. After all, they also serve the Great Moblin (or Moblin King, as I used to call him).
@booxmowo2684
@booxmowo2684 15 күн бұрын
Their called "Boarblins" in the Switch version of Link's Awakening.
@KairuHakubi
@KairuHakubi 15 күн бұрын
funny thing is, bokoblins have not been portrayed as piggy until the Switch games, and even then it's really just the nose. whereas moriblins do seem to sway between dog, pig, or humanoid demon..
@CZsWorld
@CZsWorld 16 күн бұрын
Ocarina had the coolest Moblins. I still remember turning the corner in that maze and seeing one of those things charging at me for the first time.
@j0rts
@j0rts 16 күн бұрын
Definitely the most memorable I’d say, along with Wind Waker
@darrenmacqueen9884
@darrenmacqueen9884 16 күн бұрын
Ocarina of Time was the first Zelda game I played and I had no idea those things were called moblins until MUCH later because they are the only enemies you can't scan to get details on. I first learned about moblins in Wind Waker and found out that they'd been around since the first game and wondered why there weren't any in Ocarina of Time. It was years after that I found out those things near the Forest Temple are moblins.
@sule001
@sule001 14 күн бұрын
THOSE BIG GUYS ARE MOBLINS!
@Shader1019
@Shader1019 15 күн бұрын
J0rts: Touch. Ganon: Don't touch. J0rts: Touch. Ganon: Don't touch! J0rts: Touch. Ganon: Do I have to follow you all day?! J0rts: Oh my gosh! Another Moblin! Hang on, I have to touch you! Ganon: HEY!!
@EmilyS-gk3st
@EmilyS-gk3st 14 күн бұрын
😂
@thelemonsheep7257
@thelemonsheep7257 16 күн бұрын
"Touch moblin" I CAN'T I KILLEDED THE ALL
@HongryMongry
@HongryMongry 16 күн бұрын
5 hours 10 minutes for a moblin... dedication
@cuddlequeen3225
@cuddlequeen3225 16 күн бұрын
These dumb "challenge" videos are what I live for
@robinnordqvist-pettersson457
@robinnordqvist-pettersson457 16 күн бұрын
I love dumb challenges sometimes i am doing them myself
@MisterNohbdy
@MisterNohbdy 16 күн бұрын
0:52 - Link showing that when your dad says he's going out for cigarettes and doesn't come back you _investigate_ like a good concerned child. Preferably within an hour, not five years.
@sakotaatokary1335
@sakotaatokary1335 15 күн бұрын
The enemies who were attacking the past maku tree were actually Moblin Pigs, essentially a weaker type of Moblin, so those count
@wraith444
@wraith444 16 күн бұрын
15:04 touching the magical bean sounds like a euphemism
@Pumpernikkle
@Pumpernikkle 16 күн бұрын
I had a friend named Moblin in the third grade
@Krakenpus
@Krakenpus 16 күн бұрын
I had a pet Moblin in third grade
@Rob-ob
@Rob-ob 15 күн бұрын
I love that he had to just like play through skyward sword to touch a moblin
@goodolbreadguy5038
@goodolbreadguy5038 15 күн бұрын
Botw was my first Zelda game. Which means my first moblin encounter was in that game. I’ll never forget it. I enter the same forest shown in the video. But it was nighttime and I could barely see the moblin sneaking up behind me. The last thing I see before a game over is a tall dark figure taking a swing at me. It was terrifying.
@HermanTG
@HermanTG 16 күн бұрын
The Wind Waker Moblin design is still the best imo
@watts_up2006
@watts_up2006 16 күн бұрын
Breaking news, youtuber j0rts was recently arrested for multiple counts of harassment against moblins, some witnesses even say this harassment was generational. We are are waiting for a comment from the suspect
@frightrider5995
@frightrider5995 12 күн бұрын
Reporter: "Sir, we are from the Tri-News and we want to question you as to why you were harassing moblins in each generation?"
@nonemo138
@nonemo138 16 күн бұрын
Please do not touch moblins in the wild. Always ask for consent before touching any moblin.
@VATJON
@VATJON 16 күн бұрын
Next game: The Legend of Zelda The Moblin Touch
@happyhippoeaters4261
@happyhippoeaters4261 16 күн бұрын
Good thing you like Skyward Sword, cause it's going to be a hot minute
@mageius
@mageius 16 күн бұрын
A small note, if using the very easy Exploration glitch in A link to the past you could speed up the process. Well any of the easy glitches for some of the games. (Note EG glitch in Alttp just requires a save and quit mid air then getting knocked in to a wall upstairs inside the castle to get to the under map. It's why at minimum you can beat the game in under 3 mins.)
@greysonkeanu
@greysonkeanu 15 күн бұрын
The getting attacked in Skyward Sword compilation was hilarious
@goodolbreadguy5038
@goodolbreadguy5038 15 күн бұрын
Botw as my first Zelda game. Which means my first moblin encounter was in that game. I’ll never forget it. I enter the same forest shown in the video. But it was nighttime and I could barely see the moblin sneaking up behind me. The last thing I see before a game over is a tall dark figure taking a swing at me. It was terrifying.
@destinymontez6170
@destinymontez6170 9 күн бұрын
It was scary meeting Moblins for the first time
@TriMoblin
@TriMoblin 16 күн бұрын
I appreciate this as a moblin myself
@kymmie_girl
@kymmie_girl 16 күн бұрын
In Wind Waker, moblins touch you!
@meta527II
@meta527II 16 күн бұрын
Molblin: BAD TOUCH!
@HyruletheCheetah
@HyruletheCheetah 16 күн бұрын
I honestly think Windwaker had the best Moblin design
@ahmedfalahy9337
@ahmedfalahy9337 15 күн бұрын
A few ideas, how fast can you: A) Defeat the first boss B) Open the first treasure chest C) Leave the opening area D) Get the first sword/master sword E) Start the trading sequence (first item) F) Win first prize in a minigame G) Reach rupees cap (including all wallet upgrades)
@Tyrecordslol
@Tyrecordslol 16 күн бұрын
Ahh I love these videos
@Hvision0000
@Hvision0000 16 күн бұрын
get this miner outta here!
@elliotgandersen
@elliotgandersen 16 күн бұрын
I really love the humor and the quips in these videos. Good stuff. 👍🏻
@mackistwack
@mackistwack 16 күн бұрын
The sexual tension between link and moblins is INSANE in this video
@guineapiggames8208
@guineapiggames8208 16 күн бұрын
WHAT
@HyruletheCheetah
@HyruletheCheetah 16 күн бұрын
Ummmm....
@christopherjobin-official7440
@christopherjobin-official7440 16 күн бұрын
Now this is cringe
@guineapiggames8208
@guineapiggames8208 16 күн бұрын
@@christopherjobin-official7440 no it’s not.
@ButWhyWasTaken
@ButWhyWasTaken 13 күн бұрын
TBH a speedrun to touch every moblin in one zelda game sounds much more interesting.
@insertfunnynamehere8984
@insertfunnynamehere8984 16 күн бұрын
How fast can you touch Zelda in every Mario game
@ThunderCam777
@ThunderCam777 16 күн бұрын
I love it when the green guy touches everything, this time Moblins!
@Kamekthegreatgamer
@Kamekthegreatgamer 16 күн бұрын
See how fast you can touch ice in every mario game
@JasperCasper24
@JasperCasper24 16 күн бұрын
As someone who's never played Zelda, the uncle being dead in A Link to The Past was both hilarious and quite sad xD
@freddykingofturtles
@freddykingofturtles 16 күн бұрын
I seem to remember he's actually alive in the ending credits. Apparently he was just so tired he had to nap in the sewer until you saved all of Hyrule. Next level sleep goals.
@JasperCasper24
@JasperCasper24 16 күн бұрын
@@freddykingofturtles that's even funnier thank you for the info lmao
@fanana6193
@fanana6193 15 күн бұрын
@@freddykingofturtles I'm pretty sure he died but Link brought him back by wishing on the Triforce to restore Hyrule.
@freddykingofturtles
@freddykingofturtles 15 күн бұрын
@@fanana6193 Maybe, I never got that impression from the ending, but maybe I'm wrong.
@Kurtfan1991
@Kurtfan1991 16 күн бұрын
Give Sonic the chance to revel in the sheer joy to touch grass too.
@Doctorwhofan451
@Doctorwhofan451 16 күн бұрын
Touch a skeleton next??
@SDW_YT
@SDW_YT 16 күн бұрын
Maby you can do how fast can you touch a Toad in every mario game
@leoyang5840
@leoyang5840 Күн бұрын
WERE TOUCHING BEASTS WITH THIS ONE
@draconesetmagicae9
@draconesetmagicae9 15 күн бұрын
how fast can you enjoy every game to its fullest alternative: speedrun a game 100%
@TylerDevine
@TylerDevine 16 күн бұрын
0:58 he did not come back by morning😃👍
@MrQirat
@MrQirat 16 күн бұрын
Great video. May I suggest, "How fast you can touch the Master Swords? Or even any sword.
@-frizno-8530
@-frizno-8530 16 күн бұрын
I love the editing in this video. So damn funny. Great work
@fishfood1117
@fishfood1117 12 күн бұрын
as a former speedrunner of Ocarina of Time-I have never seen that method of the door of time skip. well done
@damiencouturee6240
@damiencouturee6240 15 күн бұрын
9:45 ish - Man I was expecting you to say you had to recalibrate system settings or something, then you show the Y button and I almost died laughing, thats something I would do lmao
@Monkeymonkemonken
@Monkeymonkemonken 15 күн бұрын
You should have done a video on how fast can you touch a _blin in ever Zelda game, that covers bulblins, moblins, bokoblins miniblins etc.
@wilkerl6159
@wilkerl6159 8 күн бұрын
"Our last line of defense, will be Link" "Link!?" 11:14
@DaedricPrinceOfSmash
@DaedricPrinceOfSmash 13 күн бұрын
J0rts: Goes on a history trip to touch every moblin in history. Moblin: "And I was touched by his dedication."
@KhanaHatake
@KhanaHatake 14 күн бұрын
The Skyward Sword death compilation was *chef kiss
@ammy_the_white_wolf
@ammy_the_white_wolf 14 күн бұрын
11:21 the side dodge off into the abyss is killing me
@endcorruption993
@endcorruption993 5 күн бұрын
"How fast can you touch a Moblin?" Moblin, "I need an adult." Link, "I am an adult."
@SebTheNoob314
@SebTheNoob314 16 күн бұрын
Whatever you huff to get these ideas in your head, I really want some 🙏🙏🙏. Great video as always lmao
@thedarklord4017
@thedarklord4017 12 күн бұрын
How fast can you touch a child (appropriately) in every state.
@robotmastercutman
@robotmastercutman 16 күн бұрын
these videos are always a lot of fun. Great editing too.
@w_toons7640
@w_toons7640 11 күн бұрын
Next video: How fast can you touch a child in minecraft
@SylvesterAshcroft88
@SylvesterAshcroft88 9 күн бұрын
Man touches Moblins, Moblin police are still hunting for the Moblin fondler.
@Delcat42
@Delcat42 14 күн бұрын
j0rts videos are like Saturday morning for the soul
@DaviddeBergerac
@DaviddeBergerac 16 күн бұрын
The addition of speedrunning tricks is the kind of escalation I was hoping for in this series when I subscribed so thank you, and godspeed. Aim high.
@deadlyore3986
@deadlyore3986 15 күн бұрын
Dude I love Skyward sword moblins, so glad they got to eat a large chunk of this video (also my fav zelda) I love your vids, this is great stuff!
@elliottclarke871
@elliottclarke871 14 күн бұрын
In ALttP. There’s a glitch you can do at the bridge. It’s even on the switch port of either SNES games. After entering the dark eWorld, go to where the bridge is in Hyrule. Use mirror, the try to inch forward while facing right still. If it works, you won’t be warped back and can jump down then off into the main area of the dark world, skipping all the bosses except for the one in the Eastern Palace
@Night-Jester
@Night-Jester 14 күн бұрын
Your humor was great!
@frankborden7175
@frankborden7175 16 күн бұрын
0:54 he put the morn in morning
@MrWeedCat7070
@MrWeedCat7070 2 күн бұрын
They were at their most gruesome in Ocarina.
@hedgehogmorph7248
@hedgehogmorph7248 14 күн бұрын
*no moblins in "Phantom Hourglass" and "Spirit Tracks" * So, this "great flood" thing actually did something, huh
@quantemwensday
@quantemwensday 6 күн бұрын
the 8 bit moblin in the thumbnail looks like he's flipping everyone off
@watergirl929
@watergirl929 13 күн бұрын
When I saw the title I knew immediately what was in for him with Skyward Sword. I knew the Moblins only appear after beating the first 3 dungeons and the first Silent realm. I was just waiting for him to get to SS 😂
@MaJuice209
@MaJuice209 14 күн бұрын
Incredible content! Thank you! You have no idea what this means to me!
@Jelly_shy_guy_man
@Jelly_shy_guy_man 16 күн бұрын
Time to take that out of context 2:24
@Jelly_shy_guy_man
@Jelly_shy_guy_man 16 күн бұрын
Dark Manila convermed?, btw that’s baby godzilla 11:44
@mudshrooze
@mudshrooze Күн бұрын
I just love Pig people in fantasy and they are so cool in BotW and TotK . Wish I could have got a bokoblin amiibo
@rokuken
@rokuken 15 күн бұрын
Funny how the left side moblin on the thumbnail looks like he’s flipping everyone off. 🤣🤣🤣
@macblackledge6121
@macblackledge6121 15 күн бұрын
Twilight Princess was going to have moblins but for some reason they were cut, I believe you can see them in early trailers and screenshots for the game if I'm not mistaken.
@WhoIsSirChasm
@WhoIsSirChasm 16 күн бұрын
I also play the Wii U version of Breath of the Wild, so you have my undying approval.
@rookiechess222
@rookiechess222 14 күн бұрын
bro takes pg comedy to a whole new level
@GoGoForIt
@GoGoForIt 10 күн бұрын
No Cadence of Hyrule? Moblins are everywhere in that game
@BradTheDead
@BradTheDead 16 күн бұрын
"and doing some breakdancing with emperor palpatine" LOL
@cowboycurtis4944
@cowboycurtis4944 10 күн бұрын
Looks like there's a good amount on optimization to still do in these speed-up categories.
@jonahj9519
@jonahj9519 16 күн бұрын
In the original version of Link’s awakening(not dx), there’s a glitch you can do where you hold up as you transition down a screen, causing you to transition up a screen instead. This allows you to skip the sword and immediately enter the forest to touch a moblin. Also I’m sure there’s some trick or glitch you can do to get off Death Mountain when you first enter the dark world as Bunny Link, though I don’t know specifically how. Look it up.
@dekufiremage7972
@dekufiremage7972 15 күн бұрын
Even faster is using map glitch in the Hyrule Castle Sewers where you get a guard to knock you out of bounds. You can get to the triforce in 3 minutes with that glitch and it's what any% speedruns use. Could very quickly make it to the dark world and a moblin with that.
@shark_girl
@shark_girl 14 күн бұрын
10:32 I HATE THOSE STUPID PUZZLES SM WHY COULDN'T IT JUST BE A NORMAL KEY OMG DJFNCNDJFNFMFI
@StealthVenturi
@StealthVenturi 13 күн бұрын
How fast can you touch the Master Sword(or equivalent) in every Zelda game?
@mateuszlewandowski4418
@mateuszlewandowski4418 16 күн бұрын
2:30 blastoise in zelda confirmed?
@joelmavity1467
@joelmavity1467 16 күн бұрын
Link is a menace, running around touching innocent moblins. How indecent!
@youtubeuniversity3638
@youtubeuniversity3638 16 күн бұрын
How quickly can you BE touched in every Donkey Kong?
@marcalcantara1174
@marcalcantara1174 16 күн бұрын
Link: "I'm gonna touch you mobler"
@MoblinFanLikesMoblins
@MoblinFanLikesMoblins 16 күн бұрын
Good video! Moblins are cool
@M.cmoters
@M.cmoters 16 күн бұрын
I remember when you first played wind waker on stream
@M.cmoters
@M.cmoters 16 күн бұрын
BTW it me blaster
@retsu_shin
@retsu_shin 10 күн бұрын
I bet most zelda beasts can cross breed, then just factor in some alternative timelines. It writes itself
@kattnip500
@kattnip500 16 күн бұрын
You could have probably gotten to the moblin in skyward sword faster if you played the Wii version and used a glitch called Back in Time to either skip dungeons or if the map allows for it, reach a later area that has them
@gregh378
@gregh378 15 күн бұрын
Moblins are the jorts of Zelda enemies
@dekoldrick
@dekoldrick 16 күн бұрын
Now to find out if there are moblins in the unofficial CDi games.
@jonesthemoblin1400
@jonesthemoblin1400 8 сағат бұрын
What's this about touching Moblins? I... I don't think we consented to this.
@semaJCh
@semaJCh 15 күн бұрын
Best skyward sword content around
@calennon3
@calennon3 16 күн бұрын
Once again commenting to request how fast can link be attacked by cuccos in every Zelda game
@KairuHakubi
@KairuHakubi 15 күн бұрын
2:09 technically that's a butablin (ditto in the 3DS games), but i'll allow it. You made the distinction a few games later. I believe the gameboy games are the only ones to have both moriblins and butablins.
@chaytonaverygunawan3458
@chaytonaverygunawan3458 15 күн бұрын
YO???????!?!?!? TOUCH a moblin?
@pipootkelter3289
@pipootkelter3289 16 күн бұрын
"How fast can you go to space in every mario game"
@Jsolo13
@Jsolo13 14 күн бұрын
Honestly didn’t know these guys were even called Moblins until BOTW
@JackLipman
@JackLipman 11 күн бұрын
You should do “How fast can you touch a child in every Zelda game” It might get link a lawsuit but It would be a fun challenge!