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I think it's lovely that, after years of Brazilian fans begging the Glamrock Four to visit Brazil, they really did it. And they even got there in under half an hour. That shows great appreciation for their supporters.

1:17:08 I can't believe Spiff read my message, called me a liar, got corrected by chat, apologised to me for calling me a liar and then called me an honest believer. Best stream ever

Openly talking about how to commit tax fraud/evasion is a certified Spiff Moment

Im honestly giving kudos to Steel Wool for learning from their mistakes

i think keeping the name matpat incident is funny, because he's the one man who probably dont want to skip anything, yet he accidentally, by himself, found a skip that bypass the most lore in the game edit:adding better spacing by popular demand

As someone who has attempted this speedrun I can really relate to "DONT SOFTLOCK"

I feel... proud of steel wool? They made a much less broken game and even found a way to make the majority of the game be played

I could feel the pain in him saying the code was astral at 4:25 instead of the whole astralspiff or something similar

Actually, it's almost sad that this one isn't as broken for speedrunning.

I remember hearing someone else describe the painting thing. It works better if you, the artist, and an art appraiser all work together. The process goes something like this: Artist makes a $10 painting with leftover paints in their garage. You, the rich businessman, buy that painting for $200. You "hire" an art appraiser to value the painting at something ludicrous, like $2,000,000. This costs you, say, $2,000. You donate the "$2,000,000" painting to the local museum, and you get to write that off on your taxes. The artist turned $10 into $200; the appraiser gets a kickback from the evaluation; and you get to save $2m after spending $2,200. Everyone wins! And that's why modern art is a thing.

I love how chat said "no illegal stuff" as a fangame requirement when like. Number 1, there is already a lot of murder in FNaF, even if you're not committing it. And number 2, DSaF exists. And has the option for you to do SO many crimes

I find it really heartwarming how many people during the stream used tts to tell you that you got them into speedrunning! In a way, you got me into it too, and I’m 175 on the Google solitaire speedrun board!

I love how sassy editor Connor is

2 videos that are longer than an hour in under 24 hours. We love your content spiff 💜

Pro tip, in relation to the fly: flies perceive time differently than we do. They're really good at detecting fast motion, but not so much slow motion. The best way to sneak up on them to swat them is to VERY SLOWLY move your hand/swatter/etc. as close to them as possible, THEN quickly swat them. Doesn't work every time, if your hand/swatter/etc. creates a sudden enough shadow over them while you're closing in, they'll fly away, but I've had fairly good luck with doing it that way. I don't normally endorse killing insects just because but house flies... yeah that's fine lol

Another video, another comment for Loaf appearances 3:54 past Ad Loaf sleeping on keyboard 4:17 Another sponsor Loaf 39:46 Loaf jump 40:33 terrible spot Loaf 1:16:39 Loaf clip

I find it unbelievably funny that steel wool spent so much time to revamp security breach and make ruin an infinitely better experience and make it more polished and less broken and people have still found a way to just exit the map within a day

I'm glad you figured out how to skip the first Chica jump scare, last time someone saw it things didn't end so well...

my favorite moment from these streams was when I tried to explain lore to spiff, he read it out loud, and then just said "no."

an under appreciated aspect of spiff is how involved he is with chat on stream most other streamers either dont read chat at all or barely interact but spiff holds predictions and conversations with them constantly its really fun

I'm so happy I was able to create and contribute to a Chapter 1 skip that is still being used in even sub 30 minute runs, I might have to try and see if I can get anywhere near as fast as Spiff at this speedrun

Spiff is probably the best KZfaqr who does sponsor ads. His narration is entertaining enough that I don't want to skip it, and for this video, I finally decided to buy that damn water bottle 😂

I still love that Matpat has his own speedrunning skip

Spiff's impression of Roxy saying, "GIVE ME BACK MY EYES!" is impeccable

6:06 am i tripping or does spiff seem to have a decently sized part of the community that sleeps with his streams on? it’s such relaxing background noise to sleep to

When Spiff said “Astral” as the code for AirUp, I legitimately went “Who?” I forgot that it’s AstralSpiff and not just Spiff. 😂😭

AirUp: Hey this guy seems popular! Let’s have him sponsor our product! Spiff: Finally an opportunity to share how I stole flavored water from the elderly!

Hearing Spiff talk about struggling with the fishing rod in Twilight Princess helped heal my soul knowing I'm not the only one who sucked so much that it took like 20 minutes to get the fish for that cat

I really like how it’s called the matpat incident instead of the lorehunter skip. Good job to matpat’s editor for this one

Talking about getting stuck, I got stuck at the golden claw door in Skyrim because I didn't know you needed to look at the claw.

the absolute pain in his voice when he says that the code is astral and not spiff gets me every time

really appreciate the narrator spiff distinction. i struggle to follow along sometimes, this definitely helped!

you can tell which sponsors have watched more than 2 minutes of the channel by the code they use. in all my time watching this man i have never seen anyone call him astral except for ads

1:04:31 I am *living* for the mic bonk. Such a mood. Encapsulates everything I've ever experienced as a gamer.

26:04 Isn't the difference that while softlocked you can reload save/reset character and be just fine, but while hardlock NOTHING will help you progressing further.

mentioning group projects made me relive a "fun" memory I took a course called "software development using Unity" so essentially making a game in the Unity engine we have around 7 months for the project and after 2 weeks of debating what we (a 7 person team) should do that was plagued with at least one person going "I don't want to do that" for any given idea we landed on a side scrolling shooter/platformer everyone gets assigned a part and we split up, no major progress reports and everyone assumes the others are diligently working on their assigned stuff. one girl was assigned to music, one guy made models etc. and my job was to also assemble all the parts I got sent so the 7 months are almost over, we have only 3 days until we have to present the project and I still haven't gotten a single thing from anyone. after asking around it became clear that nobody except me and the music girl had done anything for the project. So I had 2.5 days to make a Unity game in a genre I don't particularly like (but to be fair also don't hold any grudges against) to the level of quality you'd expect from a 7 month project. from scratch. alone. not fun I slept maybe 4 hours in that time and definitely drank too many energy drinks but eventually somehow got something together. nothing good but it was playable. kind of also the music I was sent was in a file format Unity wouldn't accept and I didn't recognize it so couldn't convert it, and the girl responsible couldn't export in any other format, so I also had to do music for the game. I do not know a single thing about music in the end I drove to present the project by car after getting way too little sleep, definitely not a good idea, but we had to present it I didn't even have time to properly build the game into an exe because I had to polish the code as much as humanly possible so it was presented by playing inside the Unity editor and also had to be handed in to the professor in this state after presenting we were asked to hand in a file detailing who did what work on the project by the following week. since you needed a good grade in this project work to pass the year (there's genuinely no way around this, you absolutely NEED that grade otherwise you get to do the year again) I split all of my work up into sections and assigned them to the other people so everyone would get at least a passing grade I ended up getting the least points out of all the participants (but enough to pass) still mad about that one despite it happening 4,5 years ago and I likely will never let that go not what I would call a "fun experience"

You are insane! Props to you and everyone who took part in this! ❤

It feels so weird to have seen the sub 30 run and then still be excited to see an hour and a half long video detailing it. Think it goes to show that Spiff has really fun narration and editing

35:30 Buy a painting and then have it evaluated by a corrupt critic, then donate a “million dollar painting” that you bought for a few thousand to a museum. Tax deductible donation

Only Spiff makes a 1 hour 40 minutes video explaining how he beats a DLC in under 30 minutes =D On that regards, he's the Otzdarva of the FNAF universe, lmao

I'm both happy and sad that Stealwool improved. Happy because, yay, lesson learned. And sad because, aww, we love buggy mess.

Lets just appreciate how long this video must of taken. Not only did he edit this, which is a whole other can of worms, but he also edited down and spliced in audio commentary into 5-6 DIFFERENT STREAMS. Thank you for giving me sleep videos!

I never drank water before I saw this video, thanks to your sponsor now I can be properly hydrated.

honestly I'd have to give props for Spiff's editing for this channel making funny content is one thing, but transforming hours of VODs into a single video while keeping it funny and not awkward is another skill itselfー I've seen other youtubers do this, but not all of them come out really well... So keep doing what you're doing Spiff, you're doing great and love your content!!

gotta say this is the best version of your vids ever. a 50/50 split between narration and twitch commentary with a bunch of fun editing. keep it up--and nice work connor ;)

my goodness, my first stream i caught of spiff and the first time you see me is at 1:31:07 saying to get loaf to kill the fly, it was great to be in a WR run for my first stream on twitch

Spiff questioned it in the vods, how does Roxy come back after being turned off I think, like sun/moon, she was simply rebooted, she just took a sec to come back online

7:24 You're telling me that jumping while using the main mechanic of the game once again allows you to escape out of bounds? Well at least it doesn't unload the entire map this time!

Ashley hydration reminders in an ad?? Love it. There is nothing that will stop me from hydrating now. Loved the video, congratulations on sub 30! And thank you for a beautiful 1 hour and 30 minutes of my time spent watching this video.

I love how Connor is making sure to mention SPIFF lied, not him.

So not only is bonnie bowl the easiest to skip in speedruns, but also the easiest to skip for steelwool in adding the bowling minigame!

did you know the brazil ending is probably called that, not because of jokes, but because of a movie by the same name! the movie, basically, goes like this: so theres a guy who has a fantasy world he escapes to when stressed but is going throught tons of situations and at the end, he escapes into his mind for probably the last time. theres a video explaining it in better detail...

I love these long ass videos, since they're barely edited, it's just the best parts of the streams compiled together which makes it very enjoyable to watch or just have in the background and listen to the wacky conversations Spiff has with chat

In the speedrun lore, Cassie HATES Roxy and thats why she never hesitates to deactivate her despite not being told. She cries at the end because she couldn’t find Giga Monty, her favorite animatronic

LETS GO I CAN FINALLY LEARN THIS RUN

I think its nice to have a face appear in the corner when spiff talks outside of the stream

I got stuck in the Lakebed Temple as a kid because there was a small underwater maze I kept getting lost in. And as a kid, whenever I'd get stuck on a hard part in games, instead of trying to solve the problem and push past it, I'd just restart the game and play through the whole game up to the point I had gotten stuck, then repeat the process. People say TP's intro is too long, and thinking on it I'd agree, but I've played through that intro so many times it means absolutely nothing to me lmao.

I always think of Security Breach as the silly goofy glitch game that's more of a sandbox than anything and can be beaten in 5 minutes, so it always floors me when I remember that its the single largest game (I think) in an incredibly large franchise that still has more problems than the average 90s console game that probably only had 2 updates and a single playtest.

Watching this after watching Matpat play is a little funny. “The game has nine chapters, and we can’t skip any of them.” Matpat: “Hold my beer”

Oh my gosh! It's my favorite youtuber, ASTRAL! I can't wait to use code ASTRAL to get an AirUp bottle so I can stay hydrated during ASTRAL's streams!

No illegal stuff in your child-murder-franchise fangames. Fazbear Entertainment has never broken the law.

With how ADAMANT you are that ruin requires you to do all chapters because of the way the game is divided up, I just can't help but feel that there will be found a way to corrupt the loading trigger at the end of chapter 1 to take you straight to chapter 9.

Thanks for uploading Spiff, your videos help me through the day and I love listening to your videos while I make a new MTG deck because you’re funny as hell.

15:38 apart from ocarina of time. Me and my siblings skipped every piece of dialogue but managed to get to adult link before I can't remember what happened next. It took about 3 months to beat queen ghoma and I was so proud when I did it. Although I did get stuck instantly in pretty much all the other zelda games I played.

3:42 Struth, working outside is a constant fight against death by dehydration, I routinely go through a gallon and a quart (little less than 5 liters) over 8 hours and still get off my shift dehydrated

Spig needs a spacebar counter everytime he streams ruin

honestly the pepe frog being there when narrator spiff is talking really helps to clear up confusion, a nice addition to your already amazing vids

Spiff, you should play twilight princess on stream so that chat can hold you accountable for not finding it if your try to quit

the pepega fading in as spiff gets stuck on a connect the dots puzzle is the reason I rewatch this video so much

If we’re talking about portal I have a thing. The first portal game I played was surprisingly portal 2 and I was a wuss as a child so for the first 6 months of owning it the loud buzzers in the tutorial shook me so much I just kept quitting. During the tutorial. Eventually I made it through but then I opened the door to greet Wheatley and he screamed and I got scared and quit again. I had to watch a walkthrough before I could actually get past and complete the game. About a year after getting it

There aren't really exact definitions, but generally softlocks refer to situations where you are unable to progress the game except by resetting/reloading, as a reset/reload will get you out of the situation (put you to a previous save point, previous zone, etc.). A hardlock is usually you are completely stopped from progressing. For example, you glitch into an area that you don't have the tools to get out of, decide to save in that area, and reloading the save keeps you in that area. Twilight Princess actually has a hardlock regarding the sky cannon if I remember correctly.

are we sure cassie isnt secretly a mountain goat?

I gotta say, I appreciate the narration distinction with the pepe icon

alright this run is pretty sick now. All the movement oob with the mask seems really sick

IT HAS BEEN DONE, good job Spiff!

I’m only at the very beginning of this video, but I wanna point out hell The Game theorist unintentionally skipped the most lore filled chapter with the mask, so that is a speed running strategy, just trying to figure out how to replicate that bug

Spiff mentioned GTFO at like 10:10. I’d love to see Spiff play and stream GTFO! I’ve been playing that game with a few friends and it’s a lot of fun. The bots can get you pretty far in GTFO but past most C1 levels, you’ll probably need a full squad of people. Exceptions include R1 since that one is pretty tame, and there are a few levels where they’re actually not too bad to solo by yourself or with bots. A lot of levels in R5, and R7 need a full squad or at least three people. Once you get to C1 in those rundowns, you usually need a full team.

I love how you make your videos, I always liked you voice + VOD + music style of video but now it's just so much better, the icon to tell you are talking the musics the montage everything is so much better and I love it ! I love speedrunning content in general but I think you're one of the few people on Internet that knows how to make a good video on speedrunning content and that is so refreshing !

Just finished rain world, end, now this! I'm not sleeping tonight 😅

matpat incident (crying) So real Livesplit, so real.

i love these long spiff vidoes. not that I don't mind watching full vods, but seeing a compilation of a whole run/challenge is nice. Good job on the editing too :0

14:05 I never thought I would hear about this game ever again. Nice to know about more people who have played it. I never played, but only know if it because someone I knew was playing it and I was watching it. So cool.

Im at an airport Rn waiting for my next flight…. And there’s a four hour layover. Spiff, you saved me 🙏🏻🙏🏻. The waits gonna feel a lot shorter after this FEATURE LENGTH video.

the area behind giga endo is the only abnormality I encounter with my time in Ruin

Thanks pepe spigg for naratting certain parts of this video.

Hey @AstralSpiff I was one of the people who worked with the yogscast i worked on Shadow of Israphel, i can tell you that Sadly that series was stopped after Lewis updated the server and we didnt keep a back up of the world. It honestly sucked as there where so many people who loved the Series but it did teach us to remember to do back ups of the world after that accident. We did add little bits in Yoglabs of Israphel but that was the last it was really talked about

Connor a real one for giving all the jumpscares to Spiff, shame on Spiff

its always a good day when spiff uploads to his channel

Spiff is now getting sponsored by the same company sponsoring team theorists? I feel like a collab is becoming more and more plausible.

Using the catwalk railing to jump over the trigger for the final Monty encounter. Now where have I heard this before?

"HOW I beat RUIN in UNDER 30 MINUTES" >1h38 vid ah yes

Spigg I’m a long time fan and this video is a banger love the editing and the flow of it all, it’s a really good mix of post commentary info and stream clips. Can’t wait to see more!

Spiff standing at the fence lowering his frame rate like "Ugh! I bet the sub 30 is all the way down there!"

I just finished watching the CLOWN runs on your channel, thanks for more fnaf content!

Roses are red This jacket is new The speedrunning starts At 4:32

35:11 i believe you hire an in house painter to make a painting, then hire an in house appraiser to appraise it as some ludicrous amount of money, and then donate it to a museum to deduct that from your taxes

After hearing about those water bottles I really wanted to get one, and found out that they do seemingly every country EXEPT Australia. Certified Australia moment.

markiplier might be the king of fnaf, but i'd say spiff is the king of security breach. he deserves the title.

Ahh, another magnificent video. Thank you, AstralSpiff for this journey that is 3 times as long as the said record. You've outdone yourself. 👏