This enraged hisbfather who punished him severely

You mean Henry the eighth?

@@finalhourhd8822 well that's what VIII means so yes

@@finalhourhd8822 You absolute dingleberry, he said eighth.

Jacob Davis We aren’t Roman so use English numerals instead. If you’re going to speak English use it correctly.

The genius was a man of culture

@@crawlingboy he wanted to die from snu snu

@@Zenden1ST who doesent

@@sirrivet9557 Agreed

The nerd is banging the gym girl

I feel like half the CK youtubers just made inbred chads hahah

I mean, eugenics is always a part of that plan.

I mean they are the same thing

By eugenics you mean incest right?

I mean, eugenics at least has the purpose of making humans "better", however unethical that can be. Incest is just the side effect of finding your sister really hot

Primarch

Prequel to David and Goliath

Bearded or inbreeded?

@@nool9046 sequel actually

I'm imagining him meeting the Mongol horde in open combat and it's basically just the opening scene from LotR except Mongols instead of humans/elves and he's backhanding people barehanded THE POWER OF THE CHAD, COULD NOT BE UNDONE

Better hope you have a crossbow handy, and even then you're probably screwed by anyone in full plate.

@@gajbooks you think a crossbow is going to stop big chungus? Lol

@@bird9230 Hey, better than a pitchfork or a spear against such an absolute unit. If he gets close enough for that, you're already dead.

@@gajbooks true, but I'm pretty sure if you shot him, his belly would just absorb it into calories. Hed just get BIGGER

24 prowess for a reason.

Have your ruler build an epic statue of themselves that’s still to-scale

@@LeafseasonMagbag no need to worry about making inaccuracies in the design, just have him stand there and wait while you make it

Now imagine him in armor charging at a wall of peasant soldiers.

Chuck Norris...What is this, 2007?

none shall sway his mighty beard. he shall be forever victorious at beardnarok

@Shane L perfect. Petition to add the "orange" trait in CK3

Hapsburgs: My Mommy/Aunt says its a strong chin for a strong Boy!

Sorrow: actually never mind that would taint our bloodline, I'll give it to my sister who is also my mother

the habsburgs got the pure recessive genes, this guy purely got the other ones

AxxL wut

GoldenDiamond Wooof don’t worry about AxxL, he isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed

INSERT NAME HERE ok

Ax r/nooneasked

And they both have sickle-cell anemia

I am become Chad. The creator of worlds.

And you also sometimes play Crusader Kings.

I sure do hope you married those children for political gain and not your sick desires

Sounds like your average Muslim to me.

Romantic

he created the Gigachad

gains trait: *D E P R E S S E D*

Why should he make trotzky?

He just did.

well there are the mod for that tho but still waiting official one from paradox

There’s a ruler designer in debug mode

A genius mountain. This guy beat the nerds for so long that he actually absorbed all of their knowledge and became a genius.

She's prb a "size queen". Look it up on urban dictionary. You're welcome.

@@wtp7631 Hotkinkyjo?

As a non Spaniard I wish I had a king like that

Any human being on this planet wants to have such King of Kings as his ruler.

Imagine being a mongol and thinking that you’re people are taking over the world, then you come across a rapidly expanding empire of these giants

You already have one just need him to get thick then there you go

Juanca va a ser la cosa más cercana a eso

Its a paradox game. OF COURSE IT DOES BECAUSE PARADOX HAS A HARD ON FOR COMETS

Almost heaven

THE ECONOMY, FOOLS!

if only you had comet sense you'd know it was in the game

*IT’S A SIGN*

Genetic Perfection

Amen

Not Where I expected to see those references but ok

Those inferior Xenos wouldn't know whats coming to them!

Heresy

Hey Hey People

SSeth here

giant beautiful herculean horse when

H O R S E M.D.

Or Primarks, the shopping destination.

I just posted The same thing, oh shit-

Skull dad had a very interesting procedure

@@crawlingboy My 3 braincells read this as "Skull Dad has a very interesting profile picture" And i sat there re-reading this comment thinking "Who is Skull Dad?" And then i read it correctly and developed a 4th braincell.

True. For a game where you play as a Dynasty, that sort of option is a big upgrade.

yes but it's also OP

@@theTranscendentOnes yes but it's also fun

@@pedrokiihl856 its not fun anymore if u roflstomp everybody.

@@theTranscendentOnes I don´t know, by the time I am king I generally can stamp on everyone except the largest Empires.. That is a problem that is always there.. To me it depends on how you look at it, your going to get a pretty difficult early to mid game.. Because you need to marry your relatives together to ensure the traits are passed down and the `Pureblood` trait is given.. And you need to be micromanaging your family a lot.. Losing characters will be a big deal.. And they kill each other a lot.. Giving setbacks.. It is very powerful as long as you keep it up.. Stop working on your family and those traits are slowly be diminishing within a few generations. It is a pretty powerful play style, but to me it stays fun for a lot longer then just expanding your Kingdom.. After becoming a Empire I am usally done with the game, but with this family play I have being going for quite a while now.. Not even expanding necessarily but expanding my dynasty into every kingdom in the world.. Got more then a 100 living family members at this point

And it's a third world shithole.

And it means lake

@@penguinw7 Wait...so it is "Lake Lake"?

@@darmocat the same as the faroe islands, except with islands instead of lakes

@@portalmanHUN weird how that happens to most of the former colonial protectorates of "cultured western first world countries" wiki: "The French came to perceive Chad primarily as a source of raw cotton and untrained labour to be used in the more productive colonies to the south. Within Chad, there was neither the will nor the resources to do much more than maintain a semblance of law and order. In fact, even this basic function of governance was often neglected; throughout the colonial period, large areas of Chad were never governed effectively from N'Djamena (called Fort-Lamy prior to September 1973). "

Crusader Kings is redpilling young men about the prime age of women.

I don't know how it is for CK3 but I'm almost positive that a woman in CK2 can keep having kids till they hit 45.

@@redbaronflyer8392 Tell me about that. My last game I used the old seduction focus for lovers, and marry a barren woman for the prestige, so gavelkind doesn't end me, but she had 2 fucking kids at 44, TWINS

@@redbaronflyer8392 i tried to marry my heir to a 38 y/o and he refused, saying she's past childbearing age

IRL reaction 👀

A small price to pay for salvation.

Issorow roleplayed as an emperror of man and created primarchs

Eugenics 101

"tries"???

That's Robbaz who always tries to create incestual inbreed abomiations. ISP look like he does true eugenetics by getting the right genes rather than the cultural perjudices.

Tries to defy God himself by creating Big Chungus*

He is god 😂

True

He should try to recruit some of his herculean, giant children as knights, if possible- I wanna see what destruction they can wreak.

Agreed

@@athath2010 warhammer 40k

Chad nation later becomes the imperium of man.

This beard has been passed down for generations in the Chad family!

Creating Senator Armstrong from MGR revengeance Medieval Nanomachines, son. You can’t hurt me, infidel!

Incredible valor! Respectable muscles!

Homo "No Homo" Chungus. :D

Chungosapien

You have seen Genghis Khan..... Now you'll see *CHUNGUS KHAN*

Funny how as a disfigured person you look cooler than most other people.

Reminds me of Doctor Doom

@@torquevonthorne948 same

does anyone know if you can get prostheics in this game if you lose limbs like in ck2?

Walk around in London until you get acid thrown in your face, then wear a cool carved mask for the rest of your life.

​@Drinker_Of_ Milk You still will prob. Idk if you have seen the map but uh not so subtle foreshadowing.

Tbh, I was fine dropping the cash on CK2. I am in pain that I cannot play this yet.

Daniel Jabari China?

@@Ake-TL i am pretty suspicious of it, yes

@@danieljabari1772 tbf map changes are usually free in paradox games

yea i feel wierd when i see it on another channel, i actually thought it was his intro before seeing it on the other.

@Jack Renders well, he's sponsored

It's not eugenics, just evolution.

@@gajbooks you need to research this...

@@Ypog_UA He's not going around killing disabled people or making breeding choices for others. He is "himself" as the many incarnations of Big Chungus, so he is just following "natural selection".

@@gajbooks its not natural selection, selective breeding is part of eugenics...

@@Ypog_UA Is me not wanting to marry a fat stupid dwarf with heart problems considered eugenics? No, that's just my choice. Same with Big Chungus only looking for Giantess Amazonians.

Next he will just be spectating every game

that's one of the reasons why cruzaders king's is so good

Is that a Dune reference?

Oh god I remember that

true

Cries in Prussian

ah yes Imperator 3

Stellaris 3 confirmed

March of the Eagles 3 when

Epic

Epic

Epic

Epic

Epic

only a megachad can cccfdsawefxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Simp.

Don't you mean trotsky productions

There was a *fun* bug when as Hellenistic pagan in CK2 you would get "The sword of JupiterMarsNeptune..." It really made it kinda annoying but also kinda funny

Or Robert

think those traits are mutually exclusive

@@emilianorios4761 someone has to make a mod, it will be done somehow.

@Ankit Chandola I mean I guess...

@Ankit Chandola very wide and chunky normal height person

@Ankit Chandola Or Eitri from the Avengers Infinity War.