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@ModestPelican 5 жыл бұрын

I hope you legends are drinking excessive amounts of water. Twitter: twitter.com/ModestPelican Instagram: instagram.com/modestpelicangaming/ Twitch: www.twitch.tv/modest_pelican_gaming

@hurby8260 5 жыл бұрын

I'm over hydrated

@nicolasalonso9927 5 жыл бұрын

I always stay hydrated

@fearsomechip1030 5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@neveahneveah9476 5 жыл бұрын

what do you mean im like a pelican in the sea drinking

@never-walk-alone 5 жыл бұрын

Just gamer girl bath water

@devs277 5 жыл бұрын

"Be a peli-can, not a peli-can't " - Modest Pelican Gaming, 2019

@mrdan5943 5 жыл бұрын

Damn you I was about to post that 😂

@MrFakefall 5 жыл бұрын

Oh I kinda thought he said "be a peli-can, not a peli-cunt"

@manfredbobski8114 5 жыл бұрын

Damn! I was about to post that! XD

@viktorszenasi3664 5 жыл бұрын

yea, he said peli-cunt

@blax140 5 жыл бұрын

ORIGINAL COMMENT

@shadowbrogaming1996 4 жыл бұрын

"I gunned them like it was a school. Because I was teaching them a lesson." They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

@GAMINGBLAZE 2 жыл бұрын

typical

@sillycritic9649 Жыл бұрын

@@GAMINGBLAZE ikr such an overused comment format

@isaacstocking7746 Жыл бұрын

@@sillycritic9649 yet it will Never not be funny or false

@lobsanggemona3671 5 жыл бұрын

I was at starbucks and they asked for my name and I said “modest pelican” and they yelled modest pelican out loud Edit:the drink was a large water cup with extra ice cubes to stay hydrated

@jankoberic7620 5 жыл бұрын

You didn't put whipped cream on your water... pathetic

@lobsanggemona3671 5 жыл бұрын

MrBatman Oi that’s disgusting

@jerska100 5 жыл бұрын

Ower priced W A T E R

@jankoberic7620 5 жыл бұрын

@@lobsanggemona3671 how do you know if it's disgusting have you tried it

@lobsanggemona3671 5 жыл бұрын

MrBatman bro stop joking around it will taste mad gross

@raisulbhuiya6723 5 жыл бұрын

I fed people some extremely spicy sandwiches and told them I’d only give them water if they subscribed to Modest Pelican and they did.

@jlhlkhgjgjc8711 5 жыл бұрын

There’s no such thing as a small bit of cancer.. NO I I MEAN’T KINDNESS KINDNESS

@michaelbarker3078 3 жыл бұрын

Everyone who like was someone who was given a sandwich

@TheFirstAtom Жыл бұрын

Water just makes the spice worse! It doesn’t help Lmao

@chunto4329 5 жыл бұрын

Marcus on that scooter in thoes crocs does put a smile on my face

@ModestPelican 5 жыл бұрын

loves it doesn't he

@VeryDAWD 5 жыл бұрын

@@ModestPelican why did u get rid of the baby blue puffer jacket that fitted with the crocs so well

@milkynuggets_6539 3 жыл бұрын

And a little wetness in my pants

@TraceguyRune 3 жыл бұрын

As all things should be

@henkfourie9862 5 жыл бұрын

“The drone was like a son to me” * pulls full length AK out of pants *

@amandahensley6446 5 жыл бұрын

Water is what I breathe when i go scuba diving The water i breathe is modest pelican branded water

@mack7235 5 жыл бұрын

amanda hensley That was not a good joke but I’m still liking

@amandahensley6446 5 жыл бұрын

@@mack7235 I will also like

@Alphae21 5 жыл бұрын

Church of scientology? Pfft More like church of pelicanoligy, am I right? 😎😎

@romanminaster5180 5 жыл бұрын

Church of Hydration

@arynthiara7552 5 жыл бұрын

Just woke up 5 minutes ago. Glad to inform u I am very hydrated

@Christian-oi7sd 4 жыл бұрын

More like bore ragnorak

@Geck-nb5yh 4 жыл бұрын

Christian “More like bore ragnorak” Pffft More like bore ragnorak Jim Pickens: Go to other channels influence other channels (*OBEY*) Subscribe to the pelican as well (*OBEY*) The cult will grow, everyone else reading this (*OBEY-ALL*)

@Geck-nb5yh 4 жыл бұрын

Unvoiced Potato Subscribe to call me Kevin *OBEY*

@kylerpace3034 5 жыл бұрын

I love how when the gang drives up the mountain and assassinates the hiker, Papa Peli casually diverts their car off the hill at 9:46

@ilikepigeons6101 2 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah i didnt notice that lmao

@joeldavid0426 5 жыл бұрын

My friend confused a pelican with a pigeon... He's not my friend anymore

@user-njyzcip 4 жыл бұрын

A pigeon is the poor man's pelican

@URBOIPHONE 4 жыл бұрын

Probably dehydrated too..

@BMoneyTSM 3 жыл бұрын

@Kira Zurn i’ll get my bb gun, I’ll General Shepard my best friend.

@davidpatterson3906 3 жыл бұрын

“I run in guns blazing like it’s a school..because I’m teaching them a listen they won’t forget” God tier joke 😂😂 modest pelican is legitimately one of the funniest creators on the platform

@jeremiahgoff5790 5 жыл бұрын

Great vid man, crazy to see how far the channel has come since Battlefield 1 list videos with 20k subs to now.

@ModestPelican 5 жыл бұрын

Appreciate you man. You always comment on literally every video and have been so supportive. Have a great week :)

@vicity4585 5 жыл бұрын

@@ModestPelican I started watching your videos bout a month ago. I have watched alot though. Sometimes I wonder wonder if it's all written down or from the mind

@godlovesyou1995 5 жыл бұрын

@@vicity4585 u kinda trailed off a little there, were u saying that

@vicity4585 5 жыл бұрын

@@godlovesyou1995 rectified it abit. Thanks

@ThatMotorcycleRider 5 жыл бұрын

Modest Pelican Gaming lmao I used to comment on your vid every day but with a different account but I had school and my job Bc I have to pay out my college tuition

@machina_spirit 4 жыл бұрын

Holy crap 9:40 i literally smiled when lo and behold the gang showed up in the middle of nowhere on a dirt road in the mountains to perform that drive-by hit 😂 So out of place but god that was gloriously hilarious, thank you for that!

@angryninja6109 5 жыл бұрын

WE are Marcus? Are you sure YOURE not making the cult?

@thatmemer96 5 жыл бұрын

I planted a bomb in Harvard’s university and said if they never change everything to pelican themed I will blow the place up because this spreads the good world about you’re channel. Edited cuz of my gud gramar

@ModestPelican 5 жыл бұрын

thanks mate this really helps spread the good word my Harvard/Acedemic demographic is growing fast.

@thomasplayswerewolfonline3248 5 жыл бұрын

@@ModestPelican stay hydrated my friend

@lucaspeyton226 5 жыл бұрын

Soviet Boi Welcome to Mother Russia! The fbi is en route

@thatmemer96 5 жыл бұрын

Modest Pelican Gaming oh my lord my favorite KZfaqd responded you bloody legend I’m crying

@thatmemer96 5 жыл бұрын

Modest Pelican Gaming if u read this stay hydrated my lad u cured my depression (for real)

@FrankAndreasLia 5 жыл бұрын

"There's only one good type of torture, which is getting waterboarded, because even though it sucks, at least you stay sufficiently hydrated" 😂

@uselesstomato8191 5 жыл бұрын

“I head in there guns blazin like it was a school “ had me CRYING

@thatlolguy6799 2 жыл бұрын

"I head in there guns blazing, like it was a school" quote of the year

@theclonecollector9245 5 жыл бұрын

If you enjoy this video, please become a video game developer and create a game called “Watch Pelicans”, as this really helps spread the good word of your channel.

@theclonecollector9245 5 жыл бұрын

Who needs blood, my heart pumps water

@MB-lz5eb 2 жыл бұрын

Someone do this asap plz.

@ambivalentaxe 5 жыл бұрын

Me:I need to study for English What Am I Doing KZfaq: *Modest Pelican uploaded* Me:¿que es Ingles?

@homersimpson5292 5 жыл бұрын

AmbivalentAxe you typed the first 2 sentences in English bye

@homersimpson5292 5 жыл бұрын

Not funny 31 ppl suc ass

@ambivalentaxe 5 жыл бұрын

@@homersimpson5292 wow it's called a joke

@homersimpson5292 5 жыл бұрын

AmbivalentAxe a bad one lol what are you 12?

@homersimpson5292 5 жыл бұрын

This type of comment getting so old , cheesy n kinda cringe so stop

@mack7235 5 жыл бұрын

I love it when Pelican makes super complicated and technical military references like the Reaper drone joke in this vid or the “really sh*t escort joke” in the Doomsday video

@biggersmok7415 4 жыл бұрын

0:15 THEY SEE ME ROLLING

@abdolibya5171 5 жыл бұрын

As someone who has been tortured before, water boarding definitely keeps you hydrated😋

@Just_Adrian_ 5 жыл бұрын

I'm drinking a 3 liter bottle of water while watching this to stay hydrated

@ambivalentaxe 5 жыл бұрын

Me: I'm going to make papa peli proud Modest Pelican: Go on a date and talk about my utube channel *Mission Failed Forever Alone*

@thewarhawk8203 5 жыл бұрын

It's because you and the date were not H Y D R A T E D

@Taserbollocks 5 жыл бұрын

Mate you dont know how much you make me laugh, keep up the good work with the channel and please stay hydrated

@levongevorgyan6789 5 жыл бұрын

I love how you make a game about a hacker into a game about a mass murdering terrorist.

@kasper3951 5 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile , a local barber in my area just got arrested for selling drugs. Blew my mind. I've been his customer for years. I had no idea he was a barber.🤔

@subfrte6080 4 жыл бұрын

Why

@adamsellick8116 5 жыл бұрын

You drank all their "holy" water and they got dehydrated.

@935gamer 5 жыл бұрын

He would never do that

@ModestPelican 5 жыл бұрын

haha 1000iq play of the year

@adamsellick8116 5 жыл бұрын

@@ModestPelican you are a true peliKING

@mynamejeff3799 5 жыл бұрын

i love how modest pelican saves his jokes from being "inappropriate" so that youtube cant demonetize his video 😂😂 love the videos bro keep it up 🙏✌

@nomorerekfj 5 жыл бұрын

Even when I’m sick modest pelican never fails to make me laugh

@brandly9360 5 жыл бұрын

-"He was like a son to me, now I run in guns blazing like its a school😂😂😹😹

@thegrayyernaut Жыл бұрын

All those futuristic techs and yet the ultimate solution was a Russian rifle made in the 1940s xD

@dakipro Жыл бұрын

man you should do some standups, your humor is on another level man

@NicoNoInteresa 5 жыл бұрын

Im really glad you are enjoying WD2, hope to see more of it!

@finn8210 5 жыл бұрын

Petition to start a church of pelicans

@finn8210 5 жыл бұрын

Out peli, who art in moisture KZfaq brought thy fame, You are a pelican, You are always fun, On pc or on mobile. Give us this day, Not the big gae, But laughs and memes galore, And peli we will love you now and evermore.

@DanKuman 5 жыл бұрын

@anasa2364 4 жыл бұрын

lol

@domique1118 5 жыл бұрын

Neat vid keep up the good work :) Btw i loved the part where u got slammed by the motorcycle

@stulongy6967 5 жыл бұрын

Markus full ov pingers hahaha, quality stuff bruh u r a true LEGEND m8!!!

@dwaynemondragon6421 5 жыл бұрын

I’ve been having a rough week and this helped me smile

@user-cy7ki7ms1q 5 жыл бұрын

You deserve it

@scottarcement8888 5 жыл бұрын

We need a Modest Pelican convention. PeliCon 2019 anyone?

@thewarhawk8203 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@bermo7559 5 жыл бұрын

One of your best. The flow was epic. Nice work man

@scottfinefocus 4 жыл бұрын

8:43 the lab rat was a game steamer way to get rid of competition

@LordKotal 5 жыл бұрын

The only water I drink is Pelican Certified Water for Epic Gamers Remember kids, stay classy while staying hydrated!

@OneClownShoe 5 жыл бұрын

I always give Modest Pelican a thumbs up before I even watch the video.

@falconfrenzy679 5 жыл бұрын

I think I’m in love with your sarcasm

@iecsti7027 4 жыл бұрын

“Be a pelican not a peli-can’t” *THAT* got me out of bed

@theflyingeyeball 4 жыл бұрын

11:50 “Registered Democrat”

@T1ffan1 5 жыл бұрын

I am sufficiently hydrated and ready for this video

@siu5814 5 жыл бұрын

you’re videos are just the most funny thing ever. peli you never fail to make me laugh even when i’ve has a shit day. i love you and stay hydrated

@Hayden-yu5eg 4 жыл бұрын

This guy should have millions of subscribers Only found him a few days ago and can’t stop watching 😂

@michelleereaut9121 5 жыл бұрын

I ALWAYS LOVE YOUR VIDEOS THANK YOU FOR MAKING HILARIOUS AND GREAT CONTENT 😂👍🏻

@wiechert5067 5 жыл бұрын

I was here before papa peli

@ModestPelican 5 жыл бұрын

Michelle you are a legend, appreciate you :)

@wiechert5067 5 жыл бұрын

I told you

@dakotacross1519 4 жыл бұрын

@@ModestPelican trust me that aerial drone can be very effective at causing trouble... people complain about the sjw crap im like "sorry could hear ya over a sjw in-game getting blown sky high by an aerial bomb drop!" hehe!

@karankhm6001 5 жыл бұрын

A question for you: How and from where do you get inspired to make satire comedy continuosly?

@tanvvir8996 5 жыл бұрын

Karan K H M Karen, would you like to speak to the manager?

@jaromchristensen5598 5 жыл бұрын

This isn’t satire it’s just sarcasm

@jameswelsh2621 4 жыл бұрын

bless him [jarom] doesn't know what satire is, lol. I agree with you Karan. He's unbelievably under appreciated as a KZfaq comedian. He's excellent, really funny and really enjoyable to listen to. I wish I could be one of his "Boys, Boys, Boys" - "Karan K H M has 3 initials like a serial killer that stays hydrated but just can't help killing old women just to remind the world who's the dominant sex. You don't wanna fuck with Karan K H M"

@jaromchristensen5598 4 жыл бұрын

James Welsh I wasn’t saying I don’t think he’s funny, I agree that modest pelican is hilarious and I love his vids. Just clarifying that most of the jokes I would classify as sarcasm, I wouldn’t classify it as a video that’s satirizing anything.

@jameswelsh2621 4 жыл бұрын

@@jaromchristensen5598 I understand mate & I deffo wasnt debating whether u find him funny or not. Of course we all find him propa funny, lol. But anyway thanx for replying so I'm not gonna be a dick at all we're all on the same team as such. . . But if u look up satire it includes" ridicule and making fun of. . . & he does that countless times, takin the piss out of rich kids, idiot gamers, trolls ect, the list goes on and on. If you're thinkin of the word satire as in the most common usage which is about politics then fair enough u could argue its not satire (even though he does give the odd mention to president Trump) but with my understanding and Karan's we're well within our right to say (hmmm, that's the wrong word, its totally cool for us to say that) its satire. You bloody legend!!

@P1MPTR3Y 4 жыл бұрын

I just stumbled across your channel & you're hilarious! Keep'em coming & stay hydrated!

@chrisc1926 3 жыл бұрын

"I head in there, guns blazing, like it was a school"

@thewarhawk8203 5 жыл бұрын

I'm now sufficiently H Y D R A T E D

@ModestPelican 5 жыл бұрын

excellent news mate you're inspirational

@thewarhawk8203 5 жыл бұрын

@@ModestPelican it's not easy being the H Y D R A T I O N H E R O Im the hero people deserve but not need

@mack7235 5 жыл бұрын

He drank alcohol to escape his problems...literally

@collectipediareviews7099 5 жыл бұрын

YOU BLOODY LEGEND JUST IN TIME!!!😂

@Davichiz 5 жыл бұрын

'imagine being known for that' Have to go through a load of your videos, honestly crack me up.

@Fish-o7o 3 жыл бұрын

7:26

@Comrade420_ 3 жыл бұрын

Hej är du också svensk?

@lostwizardcat9910 5 жыл бұрын

11:50 now that is the proper reaction to a democrat XD Make pelicans great again!

@MalaklypsetheElder 5 жыл бұрын

I'm not going to lie, I'm pretty hammered right now. Vodka. But this is so funny and I'm laughing so hard I'm actually crying.

@dinlokalasvenne3801 5 жыл бұрын

I've been sick all day thank you for upploding. Like seriously Thank you!

@relj4047 5 жыл бұрын

I always talk about modest pelican videos on first dates It always works

@brucetonkin2882 5 жыл бұрын

Just wanna point out that with the correct upgrades your quadcopter drone CAN be used to carry out tactical airstrikes (Remote control tree, the upgrade is the one that lets your drone drop IEDs + maxed out IEDs). Pretty deadly

@Comet-de6hb 5 жыл бұрын

I spilled water with extra ice cubes on my PS4 so it peli-CAN stay hydrated.

@JAWS 5 жыл бұрын

As a San Francisco resident, that island next to that bridge would make a great base of operations as it’s an abandoned military based complete with bunkers, 2 airplane hangars, and the US sailing team practice facility. Google it it’s called Treasure Island, no joke.

@mitchellhoover3047 4 жыл бұрын

Now that you have a drone, you should really go back to that yacht in the first episode and get that bag on the shelf.

@liamevans5456 3 жыл бұрын

The whole time you were on the bridge I was screaming JUMP!!

@oc2226 5 жыл бұрын

Pelican please keep up these Watch Dogs vids, I love them

@jackwilliams6097 5 жыл бұрын

When Marcus went on the bridge, I had pyrocynical flashbacks

@relay9461 4 жыл бұрын

the part where he calls in a gang hit on the hiking couple is the funniest thing i’ve seen in a while

@iamlegend7569 5 жыл бұрын

Notifications are like the Desert for this Hydrated Legend! I've been waiting on this episode so I check in to see if...(BANG) Here it is 🤯

@the_lichgamer4271 5 жыл бұрын

I took your advice and told my date about your channel and she laugh at me and told me she’s was subscribed to you and hydrated i guess your wisdom spread

@michelleroland4145 4 жыл бұрын

“I guess the lesson here is there’s no problem alcohol can’t solve.” Incredible.

@thederpycookie0awwman289 5 жыл бұрын

Im loving you watch dogs videos!!

@biwhalexd5481 5 жыл бұрын

Everytime you upload I get reminded to stay hydrated

@brandonperez7011 4 жыл бұрын

“I go in there gun blazing like it was a school you know because I taught them a lesson” lmfao

@swampybman7741 Жыл бұрын

Back in form! Keep er up Pelly!

@mrsneshi6748 5 жыл бұрын

Thanks to this notification I remembered to stay hydrated. Thanks man I don’t know what I’d do without you.

@wolff_ 5 жыл бұрын

Hey Peli, now that you have that drone, you can get that suitcase in the yacht from ep1

@6ix750 5 жыл бұрын

you got me at the ankles part😂

@townespotter3995 5 жыл бұрын

They were dehydrated and salty so you had to defeat them

@ModestPelican 5 жыл бұрын

that's it mate we don't stand for that kind of devil's work

@wolfeiii2019 5 жыл бұрын

keep up the good work you bloody legend. I'm staying hydrated att all times.

@fli6973 5 жыл бұрын

Crocs have a strap on the back because that's how you activate off-road mode

@prodigywavy4360 5 жыл бұрын

Posted as i come from church. So i sat down got my water and watch the most hydrated youtube channel

@moneysigndaniel6583 5 жыл бұрын

Please do more these keep me hydrated

@manasiwesavkar2385 2 жыл бұрын

your voice is so funny that that i cannot hesitate to like in a second after hearing it

@spidertube1000 5 жыл бұрын

More Watch Dogs 2 please. This game is awesome.

@willsharpe6492 5 жыл бұрын

Imagine being as hydrated as this modest legend

@avatarschlaang1105 4 жыл бұрын

Yes! I’m so glad you played this

@stevenlim8962 3 жыл бұрын

5:24 LOLLLLLLLLLL that joke sent my stomach aching bro

@jackhoving4945 5 жыл бұрын

Just got an ad for water saying to stay hydrated. Looks like they’re spreading the good word

@brandonerdmann7474 5 жыл бұрын

Fun fact, the OG members of Scientology was really into summoning demons and having members kill themselves and shit, their first headquarters was actually seen on Ghost Adventures and everything since the founder haunted the place and killed her husband

@thesidingshow4656 5 жыл бұрын

Yeet drunk ops of hydration liquids today and nothing like sitting at home and watching modest pelican

@starboy5652 3 жыл бұрын

"I head in there guns blazing like it was a school." - peli hahah that was dumb

@Damian-vo8wf 5 жыл бұрын

Cortana in her own is not sufficiently hydrated, but the flood are very moist.

@onesekcbagel5119 3 жыл бұрын

"Be a peli-can not a peli-can't."-Modest Pelican Gaming Quote of the year.

@leonhalblaub4474 5 жыл бұрын

Dude I bought Watch Dogs 2 one week ago after your first video and I finished it yesterday xD But keep going your videos are some good stuff bro 👍🏻 And pls bring back the blue jacket