Comment: "I hate those cubes"

Children's programming website beef goes hard

1:28 it's been years since I really used scratch. The text on screen stating the obvious, brings back memories.

i think it wouldve been funny if instead of a generic "you were the good guy all along cutscene" it was a really dark and gritty backstory lol

I hate those cubes and here is why... Cube soup: -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Olive oil Dice the cube Green onions Grated ginger Thai red curry paste Coconut milk - Make sure to use unsweetened coconut milk. I like to use equal parts full-fat and low-fat coconut milk, but you can mix and match as you please, depending on how rich and creamy you like it. Chicken broth Mushrooms Flat kale Fish sauce - This ingredient doesn’t make the soup taste fishy, it just adds a rich umami flavor to the dish. Cayenne pepper Salt Pepper Lime - The lime is a garnish. Cilantro - The cilantro is a garnish. Red chilis - The chilis are a garnish. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- To make Cube soup, you will need a large pot or Dutch oven. We will be making it on the stovetop, so it’s pretty straightforward and simple. Start by heating Dutch oven on the stovetop with a little bit of vegetable oil. Add shallots and saute until fragrant, then add chicken thighs (that has been seasoned with salt and black pepper) and sear both sides until they are slightly brown on the outside. Sauteing shallots and adding chicken to the Dutch oven Next add all your veggies to the Dutch oven or pot - sliced bell peppers, mushrooms, and carrots. Saute for about a minute, then add the Thai red curry paste. Sauting carrots, bell peppers and mushrooms on stove top, then adding red curry paste Mix everything together and then let’s add on the liquids and seasonings! Start by adding chicken broth, and bring it to a boil. Then add fish sauce and lime juice. Give it a good stir, cover pot with lid and let your curry cube soup cook on medium low for 10 minutes, or until the cube is fully cooked, tender and shreddable. Next, add in coconut milk to thicken your soup and make it super creamy. Let your Thai cube soup come to a boil then shred or cut cubes into smaller pieces. At this point I like to taste the soup and add more salt to open up the flavors if needed. Last but not least, add cooked rice to it and garnish with cilantro. YUM!

I hate those cubes. They ruin everything and prevent actually good scratch projects from appearing on featured.

i find it funny that they basically all use the same bad story, "oh no i need to get home" or "oh no i need to stop this". they also use the same cube like MAN i hate those cubes

i hate those cubes so much that i would delete my scratch account if scratch would then get rid of them

My code is part of taking down generic platformers!!? Thanks :)

I honestly think we need more "meta" generic platformers, ones that seem innocent at first glance but after a certain point something weird happens. I tried that before where after collecting coins in every level you would be transported to a new game style/genre entirely. Sadly I never finished that project.

People have made 3d platformers, soft body physics, rope physics, 3d adventure games, so many awesome projects, yet the trending tab is just the same generic platformers.

GRRRR.... I HATE THOSE CUBES!!!!! also: knowing the internet, SOMEONE will probably try to viewbot your project to force you to make a 3rd part lol

Baby’s first propaganda idea

This cube has seen it all

i hate those cubes

Scratch has another problem... MiNcErAfT pLaTfOrMeR

I hate those cubes!

your videos just keep getting better and better!

These types of games honestly inspired me to try and experiment more with the platform, to try and distance myself from like and favorite bait slop

I hate, no, despise, generic platformers, that are unoriginal and make it so hard to find actually fun games on the website, because apparently putting in effort is too hard and all they care about is views on a EDUCATIONAL WEBSITE. You know, a website you can’t make money off of from views and stuff like KZfaq.

I never paid much attention to the popular projects when I was newer, but I sure as heck don't remember seeing this many cubes! I like the twist you've added, I find the ending a little sad. You know what? I'm off to give some love [pun not intended] and favorites to some obscure projects. I remember back in my day, even my subpar projects using unaltered or recolored premade sprites, and circle tool-headed animals would always get a heart or maybe 1 comment. I feel like everything changed after 3.0 launched, including the community.

0:06 “this game is not sigma rizz bc it is a generic platformers. I know that I am a nerd but I dont care bc I dont know I dont like this game” -Itchy_5Head, 4 minutes ago

Makes me wonder what platformer even started this trend of generic platformers.

0:32 Wait, wait no, it makes sense. First you make a generic platform, and then... Then you make - a sequel! Finally, you make it a trilogy! With these three steps you're set to go, and generic platformers should be just about gone.

I think a way you could have fixed the breakable wall is by adding a knock back effect when you destroy it

What keycaps do you have? They look like matchas.

I’m your 6 thousandth sub!!!

I got another idea! Try to make really good engines so other people will try to use it! The only problem is that they will still use the generic cube for that we need something else...

Just Toadifyed ur generic pkatformer ;-; I hate those cubes

Blue cube with a c: thank you for making this video, viiperrr!

i HATE those CUBES😡😡😡😡😡😡

I hate those blasted cubes 🦆🦆🦆

generic scratch platformers is like pyro in tf2. it's hard to get it at first, but you can really farm alot when you do it right

I just gave up looking on the trending tab of roblox entirely, and I haven’t looked at it in years. There’s no point when its just nothing but those generic platformers, makes you wonder how they’re so successful in the first place when they’re all so derivative.

I hate those cubes

My beef with Scratch isn't all those boring uninspired platformer games, my beef is that ST blocked my account in September because they thought I was someone else, and then they ghosted me. So I basically can't return to Scratch.

if you somehow reach your part 3 view goal then you need to make a part 3 where the big red cube just GRABS the black cube like an object and screams at their top of their lungs: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"

I hate those quadrilaterals characterized by four congruent sides and four congruent angles, each measuring precisely 90 degrees, wherein the diagonals bisect each other at precise right angles, resulting in four equal right triangles within the confines of said quadrilateral, thus exhibiting maximal symmetry and equidistant properties among all geometric shapes within the Euclidean plane.

I Hate Those Cubes... BUT NOT IN GEOMETRY DASH!! Also, I Hate That Deviled Hedgehog (Note: Deviled Hedgehog does not refer to Sonic... It refers to Exetior)

I hate those cubes. They stop good projects from existing. Non generic platformers are okay, bot gp's? No

bro really said fight fire with fire

I hate those cubes so bad that they don’t fit the the way they do now

Awesome man!!

the plot is scratchnapped but with cubes

is there something with making a square platformer or not is my question

Bro is the definition of: if you can’t beat them, join them.

Rubber bands. Remember. Don't forget them. You need them.

I hate those cubes. I have made one generic platformer but it at least uses an ancient temple as the setting and enemies as well as a character that isn’t a cube.

Guys we need to get it to 999999999999 views for part three!

I laugh at those who make generic platformers as their project, they were creating small obstacles while I WAS creating simulations of unrealistic cellular life! Pathetic…

WE FOUND OUR SAVIOUR WHEN WE NEEDED THEM MOST

At first I was like: “bro it’s kids y u so mean” Then I realized how many copy and pasted stuff that isn’t even fun exists.

I would turn second part into a horor game with the cube as a main villian XD

1:37 back on track

Alright, I've got some new ideas to get rid of generic platformers, make a generic platformer that is 100% pen but looks normal at first glance, make a programming interpreter then write a generic platformer in that interpreter well also looking normal, or make the entire thing in a 3d engine but flattened in 3d space such that it looks normal, if the project gets popular enough you will forever associate generic platformers with the technical side of Scratch making all non-technical generic platformers shunned and banned for being non-technical.

the easiest way is to scam them into adding a sprite onto project that gives you RCE, then use it to add swear words into their project. And then wait for them to get banned

Ik its messed up but I think the true best way to eliminate generic platformers is to mass report...

Also why does the cube always pause before hitting the ground anyway? Like, there's a way to not do that.

finally, our team has a leader

I hate those cubes there too painful with their sharp edges

Hundred billion views you get there one day

I hate those cubes, they are so generic.

I love trolling scratch. it is hillarious.

Imagine being some random 5 year old who made one of these and suddenly getting pissed on by some random dude's audience

I hate those cubes /j

I love those cubes

Kind of a complex plan for a software made for children

how to fix your generic platformer: give the cube 2 eyes 💀

I love those spheres

i hate those cubes!!!

i got confused to when those ugly cubes were everywhere

ok so like they aren't really a problem anymore because the past 2 years they haven't appeared. But the things that really need to be removed are those weird really colorful thumbnail japanese games that are all over the homepage

I know it seems weird but I can’t code a generic platformer for my life

I hate those eyebal- cubes

if only turbowarp's 2d physics extension could be ported to scratch so i could finalize my dream of 7 Grand Dad but it's an actual game

*this epik video fills you with hate... *FOR THOSE CUBES*

I like to spend a good 4 months on average making a game on scratch, and when I see these lazy games getting hundreds of thousands of views I get mad.

I hate those cubes. I made a project in the past that is basically FNAF but with Rain World creatures and that is more original.

GET THEM BANDS ON

“Umm, actually, cubes are 3D, and Scratch is 2D, therefore, it is a square.” 🤓

These "generic platformers" are just some kids trying to make coding projects. It astonishes and deeply saddens me that the demographic for this website has become so south of its original vision that the children who the platform was meant for are getting mocked and lambasted off the site. Everyone here needs to do better.

I do hate those cubes, I’ve actually watched them basically take over the site real time

thats actuly fire

These cubes, I hate them. They prevent the game being featured.

Those cubes are so over used, and the project platformer is so overused as well. The generic platformers ruin actual good projects

I fucing hate those cubes.

I don’t like those cubes.

I really dont like how the spikes in these generic platformer games dont have good hitboxes.

How many attempts do you think you will end up having after verifying Every End?

THANK YOU I LEGITIMATELY HATE THOSE CUBES

my dumb scratch brain thought there was a generic paltformer template

I HATE THOSE CUBES

i made a game similar to this but scratch wouldn't upload my project

Wow, that's a lot of green

I think is saw this game come up

“This game is not sigma rizz because it’s a generic platformer, I know that I am nerd but I don’t care because I don’t know I don’t like this game”

5:55 what if I made a platform game that jumpscares you for beating it?

i subbed and I HATE THOSE CUBES 🔥

I HATE THOSE DAMN CUBES

I hate those gosh darn cubes