How I Married Haley Before the First Flower Dance... Again!
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2 жыл бұрынI have shown how I married Haley on Spring 18 year 1.
Here I recap how I was able to get a married to Haley even earlier, while exploring the RNG elements around it.
Come find me on Twitch where I will be using a new strategy to marry Penny even earlier.
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@campbellduncan9279 2 жыл бұрын
This video has changed my life! I now know how to create friends and be more influential. I can craft higher quality gifts and have cleaner carpet. Thank you!
@cloudy8934 Жыл бұрын
581 likes Heart from BlaDe Pinned NO REPLIES?? Let me change that
@_starlinx Жыл бұрын
@@cloudy8934I guess nobody else change it
@alainbcdefghijk 2 жыл бұрын
I love how your introduction to everyone around town is basically: "Hello, I'm the new farmer who moved in to town a few weeks ago at the start of the month. I am now also inviting you all to me and Haley's wedding."
@retinazer7652 2 жыл бұрын
yeah pretty much
@AdumskaH 2 жыл бұрын
Alex: Oh hey there my name is- wait hang on rewind a bit
@johnpett1955 2 жыл бұрын
Linus: wow I know I'm basically an outcast but this is insane.
@retinazer7652 2 жыл бұрын
@@johnpett1955 lol yea
@artUniversehounds Жыл бұрын
Cool
@Kizaco 2 жыл бұрын
"did you know its possible to marry someone who likes you less than a complete stranger" Oh yeah my parents did that.
@adamb.8796 2 жыл бұрын
You okay buddy?
@Kizaco 2 жыл бұрын
@@adamb.8796 nah
@biggyman8935 Жыл бұрын
Some romcom mangas be like:
@justsomedweebcat Жыл бұрын
“I married Haley on spring 17.” “In year 2 or 3, right?” *aggressively stares at you* “In year 2 or 3, right?”
@dizzpenzerr5367 2 жыл бұрын
Stardew Valley guides then: "How to get a dance partner on the first year's flower dance." Stardew Valley guides now: "Screw that noise! GET MARRIED BEFORE THAT EVENT EVEN TAKES PLACE!" Stardew folks are just build different, I suppose.
@astroguy4957 2 жыл бұрын
It basically went from how to get 4 hearts before the dance to how to get 10 hearts before the dance
@TurkeyTray 2 жыл бұрын
Can't wait till you somehow manage to marry haley before her birthday
@TheDarklingWolf 2 жыл бұрын
Culminating in marrying Haley before moving to Stardew Valley.
@demonicmerma1d22 2 жыл бұрын
I mean there is some interesting new tech so maybe...
@gferrol118 2 жыл бұрын
Marrying Haley on day 1!
@SuperiorPosterior 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheDarklingWolf so you role-play as a mail-order husband?
@atruepanda1782 2 жыл бұрын
Then it wouldn't even matter if it was Haley, since the birthday is the entirety of what makes it specific to her.
@auricdex8270 2 жыл бұрын
"Haley is after a handsome young man to give her a dandelion. She gets me instead." Woah there, didn't see that coming!
@GayAnnabeth 2 жыл бұрын
blade: talks to harvey for the first time ever haley: I feel like I want to marry this man
@judahgottlieb4586 2 жыл бұрын
Harvey
@judahgottlieb4586 2 жыл бұрын
Harvey
@judahgottlieb4586 2 жыл бұрын
Harvey
@judahgottlieb4586 2 жыл бұрын
Harvey
@judahgottlieb4586 2 жыл бұрын
Harvey
@AppleBiscuits 2 жыл бұрын
The solution to marrying someone within 3 weeks of meeting them is to have never once checked your pockets in your entire lifetime at last, I understand
@duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa 2 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute, is this why so few women's pants have pockets?
@sabrinavong1871 11 ай бұрын
@@duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa Maybe
@launderine 3 ай бұрын
checking your pockets reminds you of how you had a bus ticket in there which reminds you of the bus which reminds you of arriving which reminds you of robin and lewis which stops you from subconsciously ignoring their help wanted requests
@dazcarrr 2 жыл бұрын
there's a common joke in the community about a farmer on their 19th playthrough who knows everything in the universe but i think you actually embody that with this challenge
@launderine 3 ай бұрын
i love the image of the farmer just trying really hard not to think about robin and lewis so that he can subconciously ignore their help wanted requests
@gferrol118 2 жыл бұрын
This is why I love the internet. People spending a stupid amount of time and effort just to complete a self imposed challenge for no reason
@madeline569 2 жыл бұрын
We love the niche content 😂👌
@caramelapple5562 2 жыл бұрын
in a way isn't that the definition of playing a game?
@alexanderendrizzi462 2 жыл бұрын
It’s why I love humans tbh, we’ve done it all throughout history :”)
@generallyunimportant 2 жыл бұрын
@@caramelapple5562 i mean, if your definition if playing a game is spending a shitton of time rng manipping just to marry a video game character then yeah, i guess it is.
@caramelapple5562 2 жыл бұрын
@@generallyunimportant what is a game if not arbitrary, unnecessary challenges
@wowzadoo 2 жыл бұрын
Here I am getting denied by every Maru, Penny & Shane at the big dance while this guy is already filing joint taxes w/ Haley! Talk about a quick mover, eh fellas?!
@ImTheOfficialFox 2 жыл бұрын
Weird way of saying married but ok lmao
@brobot6565 2 жыл бұрын
blade has studied every section of sigma grindset guide
@aasliceofteaa 2 жыл бұрын
Ghostwritten by Elliot
@duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa 2 жыл бұрын
Ah, so Haley is a uhaul lesbian, got it.
@honeybee8194 2 жыл бұрын
The end of the video- a summary Blade: this is the absolute earliest we can marry Haley Us: *calm* Blade: or is it? Us: *panik* If you manage to marry her even earlier i’ll be insanely impressed ngl
@misterbrick4276 2 жыл бұрын
Yeh but what about right before that “Oh I’m glad you accepted my proposal I’m going to brutally assault you now”
@rachelallencamus 2 жыл бұрын
I literally gasped haha. Can't wait, BlaDe!!!
@MyselfVlogsPaul 8 ай бұрын
I don't think it's math possible cuz of the egg festival D:
@hackE444 2 жыл бұрын
I love that Stardew valley players warp space and time just to get married.
@bang.marcel0 Жыл бұрын
This cracked me up so friggin bad lol
@2003tsuki 2 жыл бұрын
Don't take this the wrong way, but this video has help me fall asleep every night. I've had insomnia for the past few years, but it was even worst recently. I would fall asleep at 8 or 9am even though I was in bed at 1am. Ever since you posted this video, i fall asleep within 10 minutes watching it. So, thank you so much
@BlaDeSDV 2 жыл бұрын
I should do audiobooks
@2003tsuki 2 жыл бұрын
@@BlaDeSDV I would 100% listen to it
@markeye2043 2 жыл бұрын
BlaDe: *digs up Clay* Elliot: “WIZARD!”
@weezylone 2 жыл бұрын
I spat my tea the first time Haley asked for an eggplant on one of her "you know what it's for!" requests.
@Zelurian 2 жыл бұрын
Is her request exclusive only to female player character?
@weezylone 2 жыл бұрын
@@Zelurian Yes it is. When playing as a female character the bulletin board request says "for girls only!" at the top.
@generallyunimportant 2 жыл бұрын
lmao
@DrZaius3141 2 жыл бұрын
@@weezylone When the farmer is male, the quest will say "need a handsome man to...", when they are female it's "for girls only".
@2003tsuki 2 жыл бұрын
21:10 funny to see blade's posture getting significantly better when gordon ran away
@rainbownova85 2 жыл бұрын
Id love to see the most difficult marriage npc speedran someday
@emma-vb8ys 2 жыл бұрын
i feel like it would probably be alex, but i’m not 100% sure
@tripplel8495 2 жыл бұрын
Probably Sebastian. Just due to how he only goes out late, his birthday being in winter and his love gifts being kinda hard to get early game.
@conlanmacleod4307 2 жыл бұрын
Krobus is probably the most difficult, he has a winter birthday, and you need to unlock the sewers
@lord_ozymandias 2 жыл бұрын
Elliot. his loved gifts are *the* most difficult to find early game- pomegranates are maybe the easiest, but you’d still need to earn the money for the fruit bat cave and even then they are rare with a capital R
@lord_ozymandias 2 жыл бұрын
also, while i’m here rewatching; as stated in video elliot is the only npc who doesn’t leave his house on rainy days; every rainy day for fishing or any other reason before 2 hearts would be a setback. definitely the most difficult
@thenailsageofgeo4975 2 жыл бұрын
This level of Hailey simpness is unheard of! Incredible video as usual!
@judahgottlieb4586 2 жыл бұрын
Hailey? with an i?
@thenailsageofgeo4975 2 жыл бұрын
@@judahgottlieb4586 ...Probably not, huh. Well, I'm too lazy to fix it now lol
@judahgottlieb4586 2 жыл бұрын
@@thenailsageofgeo4975 cool
@chompythebeast 2 жыл бұрын
Patavas geo?
@emmakathy4621 2 жыл бұрын
By someone who doesn’t even like her 😂
@Boog2811 2 жыл бұрын
Loved the stunt doubles, especially that you had Gug gift Haley!! Amazing video!! :)
@severinraun9111 2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love how you remade the day you didn't record with other creators as stuntdoubles. Great video!
@Rikrobat 2 жыл бұрын
I love that I can recognize the stunt doubles as other SDV content creators because their avatars are so distinct. This video is so dang informative; you're incredible, BlaDe.
@Gredddfe 2 жыл бұрын
You can do a "manual unbind" of your E key. That's where you physically pry it off your keyboard.
@sleeplesstime 2 жыл бұрын
If you could make a video about marrying Alex the earliest, that would be so great. I love him, but he's definitely one of the hardest spouses, having only two loved gifts and both of them are difficult cooked items.
@CliffCardi 2 жыл бұрын
Do a community center speedrun. You’ve clearly cracked Stardew’s RNG.
@quoimafu 7 ай бұрын
guess what
@kittyburger 2 жыл бұрын
I kept ignoring the recommendation to watch this video until I realized that you're THE Blade that has so much inside knowledge of the game that he helped Argon navigate the Price of Perfection challenge. Great video!
@businessmudkip4548 2 жыл бұрын
Next: “marrying and divorcing everyone before the first flower dance”
@KnifeWife-vx6hx 2 жыл бұрын
I found it helpful as I’m attempting a marriage run my self.
@stoopidapples1596 2 жыл бұрын
I was going to suggest that maybe by some insane luck particularly with the travelling merchant, completing the bulletin board bundle would grant 2 hearts earlier, potentially saving a couple days on the run... but then i looked it up and apparently it only affects non-dateable npcs... this is so sad...
@Faloola_Festoon 2 жыл бұрын
Wonderful! Thanks for being smart and funny, and sharing Gordon with us. Also in group things, I love hearing "Little Butterknife's" sweet voice in the background. ☺️
@elenna1237 2 жыл бұрын
Yay, I was right about your plan for Penny! Awesome video, as usual. And some of those stunt doubles look strangely familiar… 😀
@Jonasaurus7 2 жыл бұрын
I said it last episode and here it comes again, this needs to be a low% style speedrun, how quickly can you get married under a certain day count
@UnsurpassableZ 2 жыл бұрын
16:17 WHO'S THAT HANDSOME FELLA?
@unknownmgnon 2 жыл бұрын
I rate this video "E counter" out of 10
@BlaDeSDV 2 жыл бұрын
I did manage to rebind E to F, so I only mishit E once
@Theqmortis Жыл бұрын
Bro did a 25 minutes statistically proven video to show my wife is an easy girl 💀
@ivonne_lau 2 жыл бұрын
I love when you post a video because I know is going to be mind blowing. Can't wait to see what you came up with next!
@marialorca6612 2 жыл бұрын
Blade you’re a mad mad! Contratulations! It’s really entertaining to see someone with that much knowledge of the game try different challenges! I love the content
@nobody7295 Жыл бұрын
Imagine being Emily A random farmer moves in and doesn't talk to anyone and each day comes to talk to your sister giving her gifts and completing her requests then after 17 days he takes your sister into his home and imedietley divorces her
@bobecarma 2 жыл бұрын
“Mixed seeds. Have a nice day.”
@ocelotw.6104 2 жыл бұрын
please keep making videos like this, i'm obsessed with this channel
@garretthouzenga1530 2 жыл бұрын
would love to see a video of “lets just stare at gordon instead”
@mentalquorum3116 2 жыл бұрын
A video with Gordon in it is always lovely
@jpearce956 2 жыл бұрын
I love this. It's so satisfying to watch!
@jacquesalope 2 жыл бұрын
I love the different ways people play this game. it brings so much joy to see the ways different aspects bring joy! this is amazing and you should feel fantastic
@saucysoprano 2 жыл бұрын
You're killin it, Blade! Nicely done 🙌
@madina3061 2 жыл бұрын
Could you do one for Shane? His birthday is before the flower dance too!!
@moirayt292 2 жыл бұрын
You need so many more subscribers. Your videos are great!
@sam-zx8ns 2 жыл бұрын
... or is it? We love a good cliffhanger! Another great video BlaDe!
@flavafee Жыл бұрын
this was so fascinating! great video; thanks for sharing
@vanguardbreaker8826 8 ай бұрын
I love the visual image of this guy with a mohawk and welder goggles, digging tirelessly through an old abandoned plot of land, stuffing clumps of mud in his jeans and very specifically not looking at what else is in there, constantly bringing a book up to his face to think of what to do next, and then he accidentally looks in his pocket, gets irritated, and resets time. EDIT: "Hi, I'm Clint-" *yoinks furnace and slams the door*
@mockingjaypin 2 жыл бұрын
I loved watching this, an really amazing video! You’re so good at explaining and keeping it interesting!
@mayrimbas 2 жыл бұрын
Great video!! and loved seeing Chloe as a stunt double :)
@kittyshippercavegirl 2 жыл бұрын
I love the editing decision of gordon instead of boring parts
@AwkwardSquirrel13 2 жыл бұрын
Excellent video blade!!
@elloDucky 2 жыл бұрын
This dude is gonna blow up I just know it haha. I've only been able to get 4 hearts with Harvey before the flower dance (nothing fancy, just despera- pure love)
@danielgal4274 2 жыл бұрын
omg i cant wait for another 1 like this the very end gives me hope there will be another 1
@Omeghost17 2 жыл бұрын
Is it possible to marry a multiplayer partner even earlier? You don't have to worry about friendship, so you only need to worry about getting the wedding ring.
@BlaDeSDV 2 жыл бұрын
It may be possible to propose on Spring 5 this way. Fish up magma geodes for the iridium, get an omni geode from the museum trash for the prissie, and buy the recipe from the cart on Spring 5.
@Omeghost17 2 жыл бұрын
That makes sense. I know this isn't really important, but what are the chances on a non-seeded run to complete this?
@areybhuta 2 жыл бұрын
"or is it?" Ah shit, here we go again..
@Sugar3Glider 8 ай бұрын
After Effects can apparently be programmed to read data harvested in-game while recording the video to create cues you can use in editing. An example I saw was following the character perfectly for adding effects, or displaying information read-out of the behijds the scenes information. I could see you making a script that utilizes the ding call to create a ñ second cut, which could then be tailures to match the tempo of the music for a buttery smooth edit
@ream1622 2 жыл бұрын
I am so happy I subscribed for this
@stolenshortsword Жыл бұрын
its so cute how all the stardew youtubers get cameos as stunt doubles haha. I thought this would be a redundant video after watching the first one but its just, if not more interesting! gifting demetrius mixed seeds was hilarious.
@san2709g 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t wait for the CinemaTicketPennyWedding% speedrun!
@wiosennedeszcze Жыл бұрын
This is just insane and incredibly impressive, I'm in awe
@mainh.d7386 2 жыл бұрын
I watched 2 unskippable 20 second ads for ur hard work ❤️🔥
@mitnehmerrippe 2 жыл бұрын
That’s a sneaky, complicated strategy. I love it!
@HalfBoyHalfGod 2 жыл бұрын
Great job on the stunt doubles' parts
@sebbog 2 жыл бұрын
"or is it" *vsauce music starts playing*
@robertsyrett1992 2 жыл бұрын
these information graphics are amazing
@lincolo-san2356 2 жыл бұрын
This need to become a speedrun category!!!
@colin5227 2 ай бұрын
Very good! Also good guest starring by Gordon.
@aeril8372 2 жыл бұрын
I watched the first video, took a nap… and then this got recommended to me. Wow.
@ashleylange6628 Жыл бұрын
You are a mad scientist and I commend you for it.
@RagnarokiaNG Жыл бұрын
Elliot staying in his home all day when it rains is fun when you neglect him until his birthday and it rains.
@lordhelix7937 2 жыл бұрын
Good job blade, a tragedy happens twice and i’m happy to see it
@Tippex_Official 2 жыл бұрын
Interesting how Haley and Emily seem to be some of the easiest marriage candidates to marry. Haley can be married before the end of spring year 1, and Emily has a bunch of relatively easy-to-obtain gifts she loves (if the player is willing to put time into fishing and mining)
@Waksiu 2 жыл бұрын
He's a different breed
@jupiter_6854 2 жыл бұрын
I love these videos
@uncreativename454 9 ай бұрын
Fell asleep watching this, it was oddly relaxing
@caseyleenb 2 жыл бұрын
fantastic video.
@lazice 2 жыл бұрын
omg gordon the cat be stretching like omg
@durrpeygameboy7960 2 жыл бұрын
Can't wait till you merry Haley before you start the game
@PenelopeE36 Жыл бұрын
When you didn’t save the footage and had to use sound doubles, i love how waligug was the one gifting haley. (You’ll know why if you see his videos)
@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty 2 жыл бұрын
Twitch chat is a blessing and a curse. In this case, they were a huge blessing with mentioning the scroll.
@sonicyellow Жыл бұрын
Really cool video
@jaredgarrison2000 2 жыл бұрын
Just watched the last video yesterday and then this
@Isilily 2 жыл бұрын
I thought I was lucky finding a pink cake in the garbage early on one time to give to Haley. I can't imagine manipulating game mechanics like this to marry her after barely two weeks!
@Alex1sn Жыл бұрын
god I love this channel lol
@alkemi5522 2 жыл бұрын
Love it!
@fedda9999 3 ай бұрын
1. Give seeds to demetrius 2. refuse to elaborate 3. walks away 🗿
@kappkapp2110 2 жыл бұрын
Next level simping right there loll. Nice vid :D
@mustafahamza4812 2 ай бұрын
Blade realising that he could have met emely on the heart cutscene and skipped all of that
@nobody7295 Жыл бұрын
Now attempt to do the same but after that you divorce and remarry her
@user-jr6es1bo6f 2 жыл бұрын
Given that shane's birthday is also before flower dance, one could also marry him easily early, yes?
@olliefischer 2 жыл бұрын
oh sure you could, shane% speedruns exist, but the problem is that shane's loved gifts are: 1. beer, which can't have a quality until you get casks, and is a huge money sink besides; 2. hot peppers, which you can't get en masse until summer; and 3. a couple of cooked meals. he does send you these meals in the mail sometimes, but that would take an initial friendship investment and a lot of sleeping. so basically, shane% is good for saving real-world time by sleeping for days on end, and haley% saves in-game time through extensive min-maxing.
@BlaDeSDV 2 жыл бұрын
You could. Not as early as Haley, but you could.
@camelboop 2 жыл бұрын
blaDe putting a new meaning to speed marriage
@bobo34 2 жыл бұрын
You sir are a beast :)
@pp_aiya 2 жыл бұрын
weird question but are you from nz? I just found another stardew content creator also from nz and it honestly feels kinda relieving finding another! :') no need to answer, its just feels good hearing my own accent (or at least similar) in youtube vids :>
@BlaDeSDV 2 жыл бұрын
I am :)
@michaelnelson2976 2 жыл бұрын
I love this master manipulation
@Meadowlark-Video 2 жыл бұрын
I used to be proud of my GPA but this man is a goddamn genius
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