is it pink? otherwise i’m not taking it

we all belived in you sometimes

I indeed can't believe you won Jerma's unofficial official house flipper tournament ™

are tickets included+a barbie playhouse?

Real talk, I'm so excited for Oppenheimer

Yep, that is a nat20

​@@diablo.the.cheaterthat felt like a Nat20 on 3 different dice

Actually most of what Ludwig said about H. H. Holmes is the embellished true crime podcast version of events, RT was probably the more truthful one

H. H. Holmes's only secret rooms were where he hid furniture that he rented and didn't want to pay for/return.

From reading other people's comments and replies, I have learned that RT somehow b.s his way to the truth. That is prophetic levels of charisma and luck

Cool!

​@@WillKMBwell 3.3k people thought it was funny, yet not one of them agreed with you; looks like you should take your own advice Keepo

@@TS_Mind_Sweptthey really liked they own comment😭

@@arnold3065 must've SuperVinlin

@@WillKMBdamn, he wasnt able to please WillKMB whatever shall he do!

LMAO HE ACTUALLY DOES THAT

Mood tbh

4:42!!

im so glad someone noticed this

Tapping into the Jerma “dad in the walls” energy

to be fair barbie has genuinely used stickers to stand in for the bathroom before in the past, but the actual reason isnt to save money its cause small pieces of plastic are choking hazards

@@JubioHDX oh wow, I remembered having these stickers in the dollhouses when I was little but I never thought that it would've been dangerous if it were actual plastic! Thank you :)

@@AltheaIsana some kids are total idiots compared to others so it is important to not let those little ones choke from eating weird plastic

@@JubioHDX I can confirm this too. One of my old barbie doll houses had stickers for the kitchen/dining room as well.

@@JubioHDX LITERALLY, I still have a barbie house that me and my sister saved since we were young! the bathroom has stickers, so does the kitchen, and then a vanity above where the bed is stickers!

Damn I think I actually love gaslighting.

​@@toothless2773no you don't

​@@theloudestscreamiveeverscremYes he does

RTSlay's guide to gaslighting, gatekeeping, and girlbossing when?

As I learned doing plays, you've only messed up if people don't think it was intentional

That 100 in cleanliness did matter hahaha

Tru

Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "Don't forget to love yourself" ~ Søren Kierkegaard

​@@philosophy_bot4171Thank you philosophy bot

One of the only good bots lol

honestly the later you go in this, the more ammo you have to think of how to uniquely present your house

Imagine if he /doesn’t/ have great sound proofing and you are his neighbor, hearing a grown man talk about a barbie dream house he claims to somehow have built with working lights at 1 am

He would have been absolutely demolished had he gone first

​@@doozy5184 Yeah. Go find out why he delayed as much as possible, while trying to wrap his head around how he can bs his way to victory. Also known as "used car salesman presentation".

​@@coffee-with-spratsYou know he majored in English when he can easily bullshit a failed project into top of his class

That’s true, but also he’s claiming things he did on accident or due to not enough time to be on purpose. It’s like if you were in an art class, were told to make a painting in Picasso’s style. So you do so off a vague memory and then while others are presenting do some googling. Then while presenting you point out pieces of the painting that just happened to line up with Picasso’s style and said it was intended. It’s not wrong, you did what you were supposed to do, you completed the assignment, but you weren’t fuuuully honest. All the power to you for pulling it off though LMAO

As someone else in replies to one of the comments said: He was lying, indeed. But he wasn't lying about intentions and other unexpected things during presentation. He was gaslighting us into believing that he didn't know much about Barbie, although he played with his grandma's Barbie house as a kid. And i pointed, that he had us in both parts, not gonna lie. And that stunt with him reading that Wiki page was just an icing on the cake. Brilliant. If i didn't know that he's not reading anything himself, i would've believed in that bs. 😂 An actual improv king !

ngl I've crammed my way though life and I've got a great job. It works. It's the motto of our generation.

@@upforellie You don't say. You should've been there when Jerma crammed his ass with those baseball balls. He's a true ball fondler !

its literally just the phrase fake it until you make it. Sure he wasnt fully honest over it only being by coincidence or ue to lack of time, BUT thats exactly what all people have to learn to do to an extend since this is the most used way to pitch anything including game plan, houseplans, design, etc. you really have to work around the flaws and pitch it to be something intended making it look unique and more creative. so i agree he deserves more credit to being able to successfully pitch his house

Your kid knows rt well

I would be too

He truly has a talent for making the most relaxing games stressful and the most stressful games relaxing, except when it comes to Splatoon.

@@Mantis24513he is the king of doing that

​@@MrCheese270 and drifting, he only lost his cool when playing a competitive shooter!

The paint cans as ice cream is even funnier if you've watched Jerma's old Jermall of America build in one of his House Flipper streams. He wanted to make an ice cream parlor but there was no furniture for it, so he just lined up different paint cans, took a photo of it to place as the banner of the parlor and told chat to pretend they were ice cream.

Oh the pink paint was bullshit alright. Everything else, though? Absolutely facts, for some reason 😂

​@ToodleDoodle that's what I thought of too when I heard him say the paint was ice cream

Like the merc gla?

Selling used Barbie Toys

Literally the definition of "Beating them with Kindness".

ive been playing WAY too much ace attorney (RT play great ace attorney on stream challenge) and to me its just "Aw you're too kind!" (How did I get away with that!?)

@@nyarg33 Jerma is the judge in this case.

​@@samandom8772Chat is the prosecution

EXACTLY LMAO

He pulled the charisma and luck rolls cause the way he improvised on the fly and it worked was so funny

@@Undergamer12 His Charisma cannot be understated, but his house genuinely just looked really pleasant

He actually rolled a Nat 20 in deception because most of his bullshit was actually true 😂

​@@seisosimpHe did the uni student last-minute research

He was also reading a barbie wikipedia page during the other people’s house tours lol

How every school presentation usually goes lmao

Lol it definitely had some 'teacher trying too hard' and 'kid masterfully bullshitting a crammed presentation' vibes going on.

Jeremy as anything except a streamer messes with my view of reality

Now this brings up an interesting question: is it still lying if you just didn't know it was true?

​@@cainprescott4937Not particularly no

was the garage also sold separately i need to know

I mean he did pull the wikipedia article up at one point, so it might have been mentioned there

​@@helper_botI think so

I'd like to believe that it's the English degree at its full power

@@iexplainjokesforaliving.5415 He finally got some use out of it!

Dan said he told him after the competition and Jerma found it hilarious (source: Maritime Southeast Asia Minecraft Build Stream)

They 100% ignored the paint buckets

​@@user-xv1cs9mm9dice cream buckets

Funnily enough vinny is an English major too

@@invader_guy1171 ludwig too

Glad the english degree worked out for all of them

Job that english degree is useful for is apparently video game related entertainment

TBH it is actually one of the few degrees that would make sense for a content creator

He was actually right about a lot of it lol

​@@rosesarerosie2701considering he showed the Wikipedia article on screen i can definitely bet he was researching as much as possible before his turn to know what he can bullshit and what he can't

this is why marketing is more important than the quality of a product

Always have been

Joel gassed us at the beginning of the tours, and it finally hit when we got to RT’s

Ong

Well, he did

Honestly, I was like “wow an actual normal house with a beautiful yard. RT really knows his stuff. AND he knows the topic he made the house about? Wow he really went leagues ahead of everyone… oh, none of this was planned, he lied about nearly everything. I can’t believe this.”

More like the grift king

So that's why he's a used car salesman

and a bit of bullshitting king as well

Drift king used auto sales!

@@gunmunz Shop with us and we'll treat you like royalty. You'll be so happy with your car, you'll drift home and feel like a champion.

He also was lucky as shit that he decided to put the sand down because it hid the sacks of concrete still left in the yard lol. You can see him purposefully pointing the camera up when walking to the corner behind the garage and then walking back with the camera to the fence and Jerma didn't notice a thing lo.

​@@AliceDiableauxthats like the equivalent to standing in front of a broken vase so your mom doesnt see it lmaoooo

He truly is the German nine to five

JERMA has them all in his BASEMENT and FORCED them to play HOUSE FLIPPER for CONTENT

@@snusey3642so? A normal jerma video

and rt matched that energy perfectly

​@@KnightandDay33Jerma smellt the smelly smells and then got GGGASlit by pathological liar RTGGGASgame

As long as you sound confident few people will question you.

You gotta believe your lies to convince others of it, and goddamn did RT believe it.

As with most creative endeavors it's 10% the idea, 90% how you sell it.

Don't hate, I did all my graphic design homework that way!

Fake it till you make it

Life in plastic, is truly fantastic

But can you brush his hair?

Curse you Barbie and your weirdly catchy song that last for like a few days in my head playing nonstop!

​@@RTGame (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+

I am so glad no one continued the lyrics

What the fuck

I had to pause to catch my breath it was so funny

Im pretty sure its starting few notes to a song he made and uploaded into the game lmao

Waiting for the garage doors every time going to a new room had me in tears

The power of an English major.

How do I give a standing ovation to a KZfaq comment

Perfect word choice

The 3Gs

He is an English major after all

He wouldn't be the Drift King if he couldn't slide past the finish line at the last possible moment

Damn I haven't seen that pfp in a while

He’s literally me

English Majors: "This is the Way."

cough cough redbulls city skylines cough cough

Cheating teams huh? This looks like sarcasm on your end but idk

@ktosktos1312 that was a reference to the casual Mario Kart tournament that Nintendo organised, where the Spanish team fielded Pro Mario Kart players against regulations.

@@ktosktos1312 and the biased judge is from the red bull one

​@@ktosktos1312 Cheating teams may be referring to the Mario Kart 8 Deluxe one

it unironically was a 100 barter check

Haven’t gotten to new Vegas yet but in my recent first play through of Fallout 3 I walked up to the president computer, all I did was talk to him, and then he was compelled to completely self-destructed the whole enclave empire, which was a little sad, but it was good for the story I guess.

​@@JBBrickmanjust like: "Perish" "...Fair enough"

@@JBBrickman the game lets you pick whatever dialogue option there is at that point, except for one if you want to "Spare the Enclave", and all would do the exact same thing. It's a perfect preservation of the history on how Bethesda is dogshite with storytelling.

He didnt mention the swiss cheese plants 💔💔

"What if... I were to purchase the Simpson house and disguise it as my Barbie Dreamland?"

Delightfully devilish, Daniel

Ah well, that was wonderful. Good time was had by all, I'm pooped

My God, you're right.

"D'oh, no, I said Barbie Dream House. That's what I call a pinkish clusterfuck."

It worked out cause he was right about the furniture stickers in old playsets

😂

when you bullshit so hard that you loop round to being correct again

No way

@wotter9032 yes way. I'm actually kinda terrified of RT's knowledge

He showed us himself he did his research

​@@magic8girlnot only that, by sheer fucking luck he managed to bullshit his way to make the mistakes coincide with actual apparent facts

And also failed succesfully at that task

He did show off the wikipedia page for a moment. Seems he actually decided to study up before his turn arrived just to make the bullshit better

The things rt said were true. Especially about the stickers

Jerma must be one of the few people that doesn't just pick the most juvenile answer in Cards Against Humanity/Jackbox

Thing is, I feel like if someone did go 50-50 it would have sh't on RT's. Have half the house (mostly one of the top corners) shattered and broken apart. Have all the barbie-esk furniture thrown to the ground aside from a barbie-pink bunker that is only beat up on the outside. The paint having splashes of grey on it from the dust that settled after the bomb.

@@haruhirogrimgar6047 Unfortunately Criken had no idea how anything worked and only figured out how to even use tools at the end. He also had never played before and had no idea what was available. That whole result was just floundering

@@haruhirogrimgar6047To be fair that requires that one of them knows what they were doing

@@haruhirogrimgar6047 That would've lost points on cleanliness

RT really pass the charisma check

It’s the english degree

Same here, it's crazy

Sort of, the 30 minute panic was news to me, but I absolutely knew he was insanely full of it at the time. The paint buckets; the lazy stickers; the untouched garage that "he thought of removing entirely because it's sold seperately" (but then why didn't he remove it?); the exposed dirt under the swing-set; the unpainted walls upstairs; the vomitted plants; It's all far too convenient, and he had an answer for everything. Most importantly though you should never bullshit a bullshit artist, and whilst _most_ American viewers will easily fall prey to his charms, anyone who is even slightly familiar with or related to RT's culture started with a presumption of guilt, that he'd be highly proficient in, and very likely to try telling a story that would benefit him. If you rewatch this, I want you to take note of just how quickly RT decides he'll try to talk his way out of it, that's his cozy place - what he's familiar and comfortable with.

@@00Discourse00 I am a very frequent RT watcher and had no idea. Also as for the garage a lot of people tried to remove it but the game actually won't let you

How did jerma react after learning the truth

This got a laugh out of me.

This is going down in history

If you want to be house-flipper number one, you have deceive Jerma about your plan!

​@@captaincaspian42if you want to be a barby fan number one

I personally would have made Etalyx won just from him doing the literal perspective flip, but I understood that RT had more content than him

The scary thing is that he was right on what he was talking about too

@@illamericawell he did look it up on Wikipedia while everyone else was presenting

Imagine how this would've gone if RT had been the first in line

@@illamerica even funnier because Ludwig's history lesson was mostly wrong

and he ends up losing points for it because a rat infestation is the opposite of cleanliness

@@owo26666 that section was the funniest for me because I literally read a biography about the dude recently and there's multiple things wrong but in a funny way. For example, Holmes didn't actually kill the owner to get hold of the drugstore, he had worked for the owner who was a widow who eventually sold it to him. Granted, she wasn't seen again after, so either he killed her or she moved away without documentation

​@@absolutetr4sh551apparently, his original house idea wasn't going well so he turned it into the murder house but had Chatgpt write the "facts" for him, which turned out to be wrong

​@@andrewdiaz3529that's hilarious

@@andrewdiaz3529why am i not surprised that it was chatgpt

This is why we love Dad. He is just the master of falling upwards.

Remember, kids, lying isn't illegal if no one knows you're doing it.

Wasn't Ludwig reacting to vids during this?

@@braindavidgilbert3147 He was, but not in the moment of Rt's house

"It ain't stupid if it works" - RT "Daniel" Game

Jackson Pollock will always be the best friend of every art student who had to hurriedly cram for a presentation

Exactly. I was super impressed watching from Doug’s end, and now my whole worldview has changed (still super impressed, but for different reasons).

I need to watch all the other perspectives now

@@jessefanshaw8948 I saw joel's live and watching him panic grow higher and higher just for 2 poorly planned out jokes had me losing it.

The best part is that RT's facts were actually correct, completely by accident. Stuff like the garage being sold separate, the stickers being used for some appliances, etc, is all true.

​@criptastical5247 I don't think it was on accident. He did look up the Wikipedia article and I think he might have also known some stuff. But he is just really good at bullshitting (even if it is true). Like, you can guess/ remember that the garage is sold separately and you can remember the decall stickers. But to come up with that (even when using the internet) is really hard for most people.

Except I don't think that was to save on plastic, but rather to avcoid smal / loose objects (and leave space in the room for play).

@@MajkaSrajka Right, even from b.s.ing perspective I think that for ease of play or about the complexity of the items makes more sense, but really RT did such a good job on the presentation as a whole.

usually its furniture in paper cutouts, for like tiny handheld mirrors or something but yeah. he's right and made the dots connect precisely, even if his initial thought was to save time haha

YES!! I was thinking about it, how so many toy houses used stickers for details, it made me crazy because I wanted to rip them off but then it'd look so damn ugly 😅😂

I knew that bit at least was accurate because Lego did the same thing.

Wait he wasnt all bullshiting

​@@Jesus_OfficalOh he was absolutely making stuff up for his presentation, but a lot of the stuff he said was actually pretty close to how real barbie playsets worked lol. For instance the stickers and different playsets sold separately was spot on

​@@galaxywizard8904wait like actually no bs?

@@galaxywizard8904 I mean in the video he was reading about Barbie from wikipedia, so he might have just remembered rather than bullshitting

@@kabirarya5381 Well he pulled up the wiki page after he finished building the house, so the fact that he could even coherently link up real barbie facts with all his building mistakes on the spot was really impressive

Yes please lmao

Oh that would be perfect lmao

“‘Company’s Coming’ but it’s RTgame scrambling his way to victory”

Oh my god please, this needs to be made!

Someone @ me when its made

My stomach hurt from laughing at Poke's doors.

Nah it’s the radios playing the same 3 seconds of a song at all time that literally had my sides from laughing

same, that moment was so surreal, I swear I've had dreams being in houses like that

Thank you Jerma chat

It has the part where uses photos of the living room.

I love how this comment reads like a book review 😂

most of the facts he bs'd about barbie actually were thoroughly correct which is funny

The thing is that the bullshit was not bullshit but actually true by pure luck. He managed to spit very correct bullshit

😂

@@Jesus_Offical holy shit, Jesus??

Honestly, considering that everything he said was technically true, it could be Persuasion.

VON JERMA 💀💀

@@4pl3x34instead of chemicals his factory makes GYAS

Same

So that’s why he made the atomic bomb

I see you everywhere

​@@MrCheese270Quite the opposite. She's the one who made the atomic bomb, by having so much plastic in a location it reaches critical mass and detonates.

Yeah

Has she been a president yet? She has worked in every field.

​@@PowerSpirit50no president yet

​@@PowerSpirit50At this point I'm pretty sure she's above president

​@@PowerSpirit50there's a couple US president Barbie

The advantage that having played the game before gives you lmao

​@@bobbobert9379he is also a very good bullsh*ter to lol

They got defeated by RTs charisma

This is the moment he truly became Jerma.

Jerma needs successors to fuel his immortality

​@@Mark-dy4ybbro thinks hes alexander of brennenburg

@@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413t all makes sense now. Jeremy has been chugging vitae all this time. The monster

Was this stream pre or post the splatoon 3 collab? Because that mental break would've been enough to awaken his inner Jerma

Lying his ass off so hard my god

if it was a design comp, i say the guy with the flipped house won.

@@SarutinMcWhotookmyname tbf he only lost by one tenth of a percent, it's virtually a tie

Thats because this is from Dan's perspective You should've seen what Jerma was doing!

@@metetural9140yeah I spoke too soon…

Still sad to hear people only see the memes and stop there but it’s fine. I really reccomend jerma though

Was it the shrine room dedicated to his vampire self that pushed you over or the toilet hatch stairs?

yeah, jerma is funny weird but you know how internet blows it out of proportions. but hes also a super creative person, look up jerma doll house where he is a chat controlled Sim in a studio house. it has ui and all its awesome, he even acts the needs stats.

Bluffing to the max

On a different save file, RT answered every question Jerma asked by showing him his attorney badge

@@sonarchy5158 This proves... that I'M A LAWYER

If the KZfaq thing ends up falling apart, he'd make a killing selling used cars. Or bridges.

Nor to jump through hoops that well, or grasp at that many straws. He truly was the Sports King, back in college

I think he convinced it to

​@@WispreaHis English degree allowed him to

@@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 Little do most people know, English degrees unlock new dialogue options.

@@lorenzobiraghi2545 They called him Sports King back in college

This is the best comment. Congrats.

I can imagine the buyer walking around the house's yard while Jerry Seinfeld is giving this whole ornate speech about it, covering up glaring flaws with his body all the while

how do u accidentally buy a house

@@kathaai you be the protagonist of a sitcom, obviously

Steamed real estate

Sticker closet, sticker fridge, sticker fireplace. Sticker to represent an entire room that you could see but not go into lol sticker stuff was "great" lol

If you were raised female, how were you lowered? /j

“Raised female”

@@KWBR1123raised female, lowered diabolically. who knows how or who or what they’re now, but they were fed only evil and devious schemes henceforth. 100% bursts into maniacal monologue. pure evil. watch out for the fuckers lowered diabolically

They’ve done this for the upcoming movie with the set, too. Watched a set tour hosted by Margot Robbie the other day. She pointed out how they used stickers or decals in some areas to reference how the toy sets do the very same thing! So cool. I bet RT would’ve known that’s how the toys are, too. Even if he likely didn’t have Barbie toys growing up, I feel like it’s a well known fact about Barbie’s playsets? Idk tho, I’m biased as I love Barbie 😂 Grew up playing with her dolls and playsets and am now an adult collector.