The corporate music makes this so much better.

"...the trumpets aren't assembled correctly and are instead sold, for cheap as rejects, also known as cornets". As a trumpet player, that honest description made my day. Thank you.

I'd love a whole little mini series of these kind of videos

The chris brown joke got me good

Bruh, when he said a special worker named Chris Brown uses violence to beat the edges together, i laughed hard.

Okay Trent has officially lost his mind and it’s great

Trent failed the Monty Python cast audition. But only, and I stress only, because he wasn't born yet.

My man Trent doesn’t disappoint lmao

'Woodwind' is my new safe word

“Ending the process, I slam my trumpet onto the floor, giving the bell it’s final final final finalized final shape”

Best episode of "How it's Made" ever.

It's not even April fools so please keep bringing out quality content such as this

"... to decide which brand will be put on" you're killin' me here!

The other 2 instruments that are cool to play are, of course, the trombone and the euphonium.

I'd never thought to insert a metal rod during rimming, genius life hack!

For a minute I thought this was gonna be an actual mini-documentary on how trumpets are made in factories lmao

Trent did a Huggbees bit i love these so much, his voice is great for the dry scientific commentary that actually makes no sense

Huggbees is gonna be PISSED

Secrets mankind was never meant to know. Loved it!

Band room floor spit... explains a lot!

Trumpets one of only three musical instruments that it's cool to play. In this video I will explain how there instruments are made. Trumpets have three valves to alter their pitch. On most trumpets the third valve is just decorative to add the aesthetics of the trumpet. Trumpets are made out of a special metal alloy called brass. Brass is a combination of tin, orange peels and paprika for extra spice. Brass is harvested off the vine and sheets. A skilled worker takes an old trumpet that has been steamrolled and uses it as a template to trace out the pattern from the sheet brass. Using motorized dentures, the skilled worker cuts out the pattern. This piece will become the trumpet's bell end. A piece of dead tree carcass is used to bend the brass in half. This wood only comes form disused Steinway pianos and helps the trumpet achieve its tonal superiority. Notches are cut in the edges of the brass to join the seams together. Some instruments still use the traditional method of Sellotape and moist syphilis nodules to achieve an airtight joint. A special worker named Chris Brown uses violence to beat the edges together and straighten out notches. He uses a mallet made from peeled cowl to reduce the marks left behind by this process. Guests from the local curry house is used to heat up the metal and dried toothpaste is used to seal the joint. This creates a watertight joint that is invisible in every way except for visually. Because Chris Brown wasn't very accurate in his beating the horn from a poached rhino is used as a from to give the bell its final shape. Because that didn't work either the rhino horn is spun at 2000 revolutions per minute and the penis of a fossilized bison is pressed against the bell to give it its final final shape. A wooden rod completes this process and gives the bell its characteristic oaky flavour. A prisoner's tongue is used to grip the edge of the bell and bend it over. This is a process called "Riming". A brass rod is inserted into the rim's cavity to provide a superior experience for the player. The riming continues with several extra production steps, some of which are done off camera to protect the modesty of the trumpet. The climax of the riming comes when the bell end is heated up and a gentle kiss of rosin is applied to prepare the bell end for its final assembly. Poking with a sharp stick completes the assembly process. A cloth is used to clean up any mess that has been created by the riming, in this case there was a lot of residue so it's back to the lathe to use a chisel to clean up the sticky mess. This gives the bell its final final final shape the bell is filled with spit collected from a band room floor. This gets frozen at minus 68.9 degrees Celsius. Once the spit has been frozen the ballot is placed in a special jig. Loud music is played to mask the sounds of screaming as the bass is bent. This is a process known as "Kinking". Special properties of the spit means that the is kept from buckling during this pressure, although all trumpets are taught a special safe word "woodwind" if the pressure gets too much. A gauge is used to check how kinky the trumpet is. If the kinkiness is to high then the trumpet is only to be played by adults. Elsewhere in the factory, skilled workers assemble the rest of the instrument using this video as a guide. If KZfaq is broken then the trumpets aren't assembled correctly and are instead sold for cheap as rejects also known as corners. The instrument is lubricated liberally to ensure maximum slipperiness. The valves are tested for maximum boing. The final parts of the instrument are assembled including decorative items such as finger rings and water keys. Before being sold the instrument is polished, lacquered and play tested by a professional musician. The musician tests out how the instrument plays to decide which brand is engraved on the bell end. And that's how trumpets are made.

Have you been watching huggbees videos, trent? Excellent video.

"skilled workers assemble the rest of the trumpet, using this video as a guide" I lost it hahaha

Please, more of this series. Loved the clarinet video. LOL

Brother Trent, thou art too, too much. Without thee where wouldst we bee? Thou art essentially de trop. What wouldst wee do without thee? Maye GOD bless thee and thine familie!

Us KZfaq addicts need more videos like this.

Brilliantly funny, Trent! And all the while technically accurate.. offhandedly.

I really hope he makes more of these

I’m thought this was gonna be a genuine educational video and I wasn’t dissapointed

I love it when we find out the truth.

Man, this guide is the best i have ever seen, Trent you are the funniest musician on earth😂 good job mate

“The bell is filled with spit from the band room floor” Lmao

This is the best brass-related video on the interwebs, hands down. Kudos, sir.

this summarizes band kid humor pretty well

As a trumpet player, I can't stop laughing 🤣. Absolutely love the video, well done!

I didn't know how much I needed this in my life!! Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Chris brown is actually really good at drums! He learned how to beat the pads from his wife!

Funniest watch for a long time, keep it up sir

0:00 trumpets one of only three musical 0:02 instruments that it's cool to play 0:04 in this video i will explain how these 0:07 instruments are made 0:08 trumpets have three valves to alter 0:10 their pitch on most trumpets the third 0:12 valve is just decorative 0:14 to add to the aesthetics of the trumpet 0:16 trumpets are made out of a special metal 0:18 alloy called 0:19 brass brass is a combination of tin 0:22 orange peels 0:23 and paprika for extra spice brass is 0:26 harvested off the vine and sheets 0:29 a skilled worker takes an old trumpet 0:31 that has been steamrolled and uses it 0:33 as a template to trace out the pattern 0:35 from the sheet brass 0:37 using motorized dentures the skilled 0:39 worker cuts out the pattern 0:41 this piece will become the trumpet's 0:43 bell end a piece of dead tree carcass is 0:46 used to bend the brass in half 0:49 this wood only comes from disused 0:51 steinway pianos and helps the trumpet 0:54 achieve 0:55 its tonal superiority notches are cut in 0:58 the edges of the brass to join the seams 1:00 together 1:02 some instruments still use the 1:03 traditional method of 1:05 sellotape and moist syphilis nodules to 1:07 achieve 1:08 an airtight joint a special worker named 1:11 chris brown uses violence to beat the 1:14 edges together and straighten out the 1:16 notches 1:17 he uses a mallet made from peeled cowl 1:20 to reduce the marks left behind by this 1:22 process 1:23 guests from the local curry house is 1:26 used to heat up the metal 1:27 and dried toothpaste is used to seal the 1:30 joint 1:31 this creates a watertight joint that is 1:33 invisible 1:34 in every way except for visually because 1:37 chris brown wasn't very accurate in his 1:39 beating 1:40 the horn from a poached rhino is used as 1:43 a form to give the bell its final shape 1:45 because that didn't work either the 1:47 rhino horn is spun 1:49 at 2 000 revolutions per minute and the 1:52 penis of a fossilized bison 1:54 is pressed against the bowel to give it 1:56 its final final shape 1:59 a wooden rod completes this process and 2:01 gives the bell 2:02 its characteristic oaky flavour 2:05 a prisoner's tongue is used to grip the 2:08 edge of the bell and bend it over 2:10 this is a process called 2:13 [Music] 2:16 a brass rod is inserted into the room's 2:18 cavity to provide a superior experience 2:21 for the player 2:22 the roman continues with several extra 2:25 production steps 2:26 some of which are done off camera to 2:28 protect the modesty of the trumpet 2:33 the climax of the comes when the 2:36 bell end is heated up 2:37 and a gentle kiss of rosin is applied to 2:40 prepare the bell end for its final 2:42 assembly 2:43 poking with a sharp stick completes the 2:45 assembly process 2:50 a cloth is used to clean up any mess 2:52 that has been created by the 2:54 in this case there was a lot of residue 2:57 so it's back to the lathe to use a 2:58 chisel to clean up the sticky mess 3:01 this gives the bell its final final 3:03 final shape 3:05 the bell is filled with spit collected 3:07 from a band room floor 3:08 this gets frozen at minus 68.9 degrees 3:12 celsius 3:13 once the spit has been frozen the ballot 3:15 is placed in a special jig 3:17 [Music] 3:19 loud music is played to mask the sounds 3:22 of screaming as the brass is bent 3:24 this is a process known as kinking 3:27 special properties of the spit means 3:29 that the brass is kept from buckling 3:31 during this 3:32 pressure although all trumpets are 3:34 taught a special safe word 3:35 woodwind if the pressure gets too much 3:39 [Music] 3:40 a gauge is used to check how kinky the 3:43 trumpet is 3:44 if the kinkiness is too high then the 3:46 trumpet is only to be played by adults 3:49 elsewhere in the factory skilled workers 3:51 assemble the rest of the instrument 3:53 using this video as a guide 3:55 if youtube is broken then the trumpets 3:57 aren't assembled correctly 3:59 and are instead sold for cheap as 4:01 rejects also known as corners 4:05 [Music] 4:08 the instrument is lubricated liberally 4:10 to ensure maximum slipperiness 4:13 the valves are tested for maximum 4:15 boiling 4:17 the final parts of the instrument are 4:19 assembled including decorative items 4:21 such as finger rings and water keys 4:23 before being sold the instrument is 4:25 polished lacquered 4:26 and play tested by a professional 4:28 musician the musician tests out how the 4:31 instrument plays 4:32 to decide which brand is engraved on the 4:35 belly end 4:36 and that's how trumpets are made

It's not common for me to laugh until I cry. Great job Trent!

April Fool’s Day was two months ago Trent

This is a masterpiece, much like the instrument that was being presented.

Man he got me in the first half not going to lie 😂😂 awesome commentary. Never knew how cornets came to be formed!!

That's how the good trumpets are made. 🎺😉

We need more of these tbh

"peeled cow"

Thanks for a great way to begin the day!

This was hilarious and yet very informative. 👍🏻😂 I just bought a vintage Marceau and ran across your video Enjoyed it.

absolutely brilliant

🎺

this was so funny that I had to restrain myself from laughing too loud and drowning out the audio lest I miss another 11/10 joke

I love this!

I'm watching this masterpiece like million times, and it's everytime made me histeric laugh...

Pissed myself at maximum boing 🤣 4:15

Thank you good sir for warning me about the trumpet being too much where only adults can play it it really helps to also know that I can make a trumpet at home

Thank you Trent, very cool

i now want you to tell me how every other instrument is made. This was very educational indeed!

Bloody brilliant, cheers..

Oh my god I love this

I've toured that factory. Great staff. Treated me like royalty (even though I'm just a weekend warrior trumpet nerd). Great folks at Getzen.

Wtf, this man really just said branding is a method of measuring the quality of a trumpet, even if from the same factory.

This is just too good

incredible

Very informative, thank you

It took me mere seconds to spit out my drink. This is going to be a good one!

I was not expecting to be so entertained😂😂😂

It's like a Trent's version of How it's Actually made. I oddly like it

I've always wanted to know how trumpets were made

Brilliant!

The other two intruments that are cool to play are trombone and euphonium.

My band conductor accidentally played this in class and it went south real fast

Amazing

Please make more of these vids lol!

This was amazing!! Please do the episode on tubas too 😂

Trying to work- cannot concentrate lol this is too hysterical 😂

excellent stuff 🤯

this really got me for about 7 seconds

Star turn, Trent!

Thanks for the video! Very informative

Bro this brought me back to 2010

Sounds about right!

1:54 this killed me 😂

I WAS DYING

This is gonna go viral

Sounds about right

This was hilarious!

I thought this was a serious video, *I was seriously wrong*

Brother Trent, you are warped bent and twisted; I like that in a person! Excellently and professionally spoofed, but nevertheless extremely satisfying and informative video. Thank you. I never knew how oboes were fabricated until I saw this video. Now my music/musicology and quantum physics knowledge is almost complete. And should I die sooner than anticipated I will go to the grave knowing how the oboe is fabricated. However, there is something that you might further explain to me: How do you get that brassy finish to be stained, painted, or anodized black like the finished oboes. Keep the home fires burning, Mate!

"Spit collected from the band room floor"

“Prisoners tongue is used in the process called rimming”

You’re a genius

good job

the 3 instruments are trombone trumpet saxophone

NOT THE SPIT FROM THE BAND ROOM FLOOR

I love this.Why don't you do a vid on a trumpet like my two "Leningrad" trumpets?

My teacher got confused with this video and the real one and she didn't realize it was fake and she played half of it 😭

savage... i love it lol

Ótimo profissional

what are the other 2 cool instruments

No lies told