how many kids can i have in crusader kings 3?

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jillyeon

jillyeon

26 күн бұрын

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i have no idea why this playthrough was so hard for me i swear to god i select very easy mode and mind my business
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@Fishbeings
@Fishbeings 24 күн бұрын
Mother was like a father to me, I loved him like my son.
@orihime2u913
@orihime2u913 5 күн бұрын
@xandermin
@xandermin 24 күн бұрын
i know the local bards were having a field day with mother's antics
@AlicenRowdy
@AlicenRowdy 24 күн бұрын
I love your ck3 videos so much. This is a SILLY game it needs more SILLY gamers!!!
@edgeman1135
@edgeman1135 24 күн бұрын
So true! Everyone keeps blobbing with their custom religion while breeding in perfect genetics, and that just isn't why I enjoy these games.
@matiasmartinez720
@matiasmartinez720 24 күн бұрын
Such a silly game I was lmaoing watching her play this wacky game 😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉
@smol_hamster_
@smol_hamster_ 17 күн бұрын
In my last playthrough, I established the polygamy tradition and my guy ended up dying at 80 with 34 living children. Can't wait for all the claimant rebellions 🙏
@rose4961
@rose4961 24 күн бұрын
You are the reason I actually got into playing CK3. I bought it but got so overwhelmed with all the shit in the game. Months later I saw you playing it like it was the Sims and it made the game seem way less intimidating. Thank you Jillyeon! Changing lives one Shrek-themed CK3 video at a time.
@Dell-ol6hb
@Dell-ol6hb 23 күн бұрын
Yea it’s basically sims
@zeynepsaka6404
@zeynepsaka6404 20 күн бұрын
same! these videos made me love the gameplay so much more
@bjornerluffy
@bjornerluffy 9 күн бұрын
Playing it as the sims is unironically so much more enjoyable than playing as a strategy game lol
@avo.avocado
@avo.avocado 8 күн бұрын
I want to play ck3 because I love history but my laptop is such a potato
@bjornerluffy
@bjornerluffy 8 күн бұрын
@@avo.avocado I became a historian in large part due to paradox games like CK3. But yhea, it is not that demanding, but my potato laptop cant play it either, I do have a better desktop tho so I am good. CK3 is a game that is infinitely better if you play it with a sims mentality than a strategy mentality. There is just more fun to be had that way.
@jabberjaws7913
@jabberjaws7913 24 күн бұрын
I still can’t believe they stole mother’s musk. Some boundaries shouldn’t be crossed smh
@TheActualAnthonino
@TheActualAnthonino 24 күн бұрын
I refuse to believe in a previous life you were not Genghis Khan.
@semamet
@semamet 23 күн бұрын
I should thank the youtube algorithm sometime because there's no way I could come up with these stories and challenges myself so it's a CK3 blessing to have found this channel
@Chikinbokbok
@Chikinbokbok 23 күн бұрын
I was gonna say don’t get paranoid cause that’s gonna kill him from all the stress, but since he’s got lustful, all the women he’s got is probably going to counteract it but I haven’t watched the whole video yet, so.
@justlilly7653
@justlilly7653 4 күн бұрын
"Noo! My daughter gave me that.. and NOT the one I had a kid with"
@Lentigorum
@Lentigorum 24 күн бұрын
Hey I really like your characters and I thought, to save them from death like here you could enter 'yesmen' in the console. Then just tell people that declare war on you "Nuh-uh, I won this war" and send them the offer to surrender so they won't attack you so soon again. But don't forget to turn it off or all proposals would be accepted. Also: Your wife and children can be imprisoned whenever one of your provinces is occupied.
@pinkestpeaches6302
@pinkestpeaches6302 10 күн бұрын
The wife in jail has my crying but the daughter in jail has me at a loss for breath
@thesquaremonger
@thesquaremonger 23 күн бұрын
You should have worn a #1 Dad hat.
@lycaon6467
@lycaon6467 16 күн бұрын
Playing in the baltic countries and expecting not to be raided is a strange concept but hey, we need hopefull people
@greenacadian4197
@greenacadian4197 23 күн бұрын
Your videos are how I'll convince my Sims-but-not-sure-about-grand-strategy-playing friends to play CK3. Also this is definitely a fun way to play the game. Very entertaining!
@LanderPlasschaert
@LanderPlasschaert 24 күн бұрын
As a map game enjoyer, your ck3 content is very refreshing. Absolutely great stuff!
@libby5004
@libby5004 5 күн бұрын
I love that throughout the video the country gets smaller and smaller after every war 😂
@vivianphillips1602
@vivianphillips1602 24 күн бұрын
Honestly? These are the antics I’d expect from a Jax-from-Sons-of-Anarchy-look-a-like, and I’d let him get away with it too.
@AAAAAAAAAAAAAa644
@AAAAAAAAAAAAAa644 24 күн бұрын
My dear madam Jillyeon, what an absolute delight it was to discover your latest video hath graced mine eyes! I must confess, my heart swelleth with joy and gratitude at thy diligent efforts to enlighten and entertain us with such splendid content. Verily, thou art a beacon of knowledge and mirth in this vast realm of cyberspace. I doth offer thee my deepest thanks and sincerest admiration for thy unwavering dedication to thy craft. Pray, continue to regale us with thy wisdom and charm, for thou hast earned a special place in the hearts of many, including mine own. With the utmost appreciation and fondness, I remain thy devoted subscriber and admirer.
@AAAAAAAAAAAAAa644
@AAAAAAAAAAAAAa644 24 күн бұрын
is it clear that i get no bitches
@DummyThiccc
@DummyThiccc 24 күн бұрын
bro left his shakespeare filter on
@gwendolynrobinson3900
@gwendolynrobinson3900 2 күн бұрын
The Sims 4 100 baby challenge looks different from what I remember
@lordedmundblackadder9321
@lordedmundblackadder9321 22 күн бұрын
“Oh, she’s 18. Perfect!”
@Acrane_
@Acrane_ 24 күн бұрын
PLAYING AS A MAN? This can't be D:
@BrianSievers
@BrianSievers 23 күн бұрын
I love the silly, more open ended videos! Anything that allows you to be more creative or set your own goals make for great vids, so I hope you keep that a priority going forward. It’s kinda crazy how small your channel is when I look into it, so just wanted say we appreciate you and I wish you nothing but the best of luck as you grow!
@lilithmather
@lilithmather 7 күн бұрын
Making kids and marrying them off is honestly the reason I play this game 😂
@choryllis6646
@choryllis6646 2 күн бұрын
I did not expect to cackle so much during this video. The antics and commentary was hilarious!
@schnapapoo
@schnapapoo 24 күн бұрын
I'm kind of amazed and delighted at how quickly this challenge went off the rails. jillyeon is truly crusading kings like no one else 🙏
@nameless7098
@nameless7098 23 күн бұрын
Walder Frey Simulator
@iceical
@iceical 23 күн бұрын
this was a joy to watch (:
@miriam_rc
@miriam_rc 5 күн бұрын
"we need to find a woman who match our freak" instant subscribe
@freyjathehealer5559
@freyjathehealer5559 24 күн бұрын
These videos totally make me feel legit about how I play this game
@kono152
@kono152 24 күн бұрын
the goat is back
@gasmaskman1354
@gasmaskman1354 12 сағат бұрын
genghis khan: finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendarily!
@ceciliadbeck
@ceciliadbeck 11 күн бұрын
Just got this video recommended! Really fun video ❤
@pelaus
@pelaus 4 күн бұрын
All I knew about ck3 before this was that it could be chaotic but this completely exceeded my expectations for chaos 😂😂 hilarious video
@florallychaotic
@florallychaotic 24 күн бұрын
Wonderful advice on the end card there jillyeon 👌👏👏
@Acrane_
@Acrane_ 24 күн бұрын
Great video again!
@DaFloove
@DaFloove 15 күн бұрын
HEY, I LOVE ALDI! lol this is so funny though. I love it
@weedy9583
@weedy9583 14 күн бұрын
God, I haven't laughed so hard in a while!
@pablomartinez8793
@pablomartinez8793 12 күн бұрын
A friend recommended this. These are my new favorite obsession.
@klawzie
@klawzie 10 күн бұрын
Thank you KZfaq for knowing this was what I wanted to watch today!
@Dinnyeify
@Dinnyeify 23 күн бұрын
happy mother's day
@bunanamilku
@bunanamilku 11 күн бұрын
i love this, trying to get into ck3 but its so confusing and overwhelming
@juneau1605
@juneau1605 5 күн бұрын
i got a betterhelp ad on this video and i think it speaks for itself
@Pomlithe
@Pomlithe 24 күн бұрын
she's BACK let's GOOOOOOOO mother is definitely my problematic fav
@elizavtuber
@elizavtuber 6 күн бұрын
Your videos are so funny❤
@aj7058
@aj7058 10 күн бұрын
Your laugh is delightful.
@xoaquinsilva6941
@xoaquinsilva6941 15 күн бұрын
He should be the ruler of Cumania
@ChanelAthena
@ChanelAthena 4 күн бұрын
9:18 made me like comment and subscribe lmfao
@SevenEllen
@SevenEllen 7 күн бұрын
I saw The Man With 1000 Kids yesterday, so this is kind of spooky.
@Amy_the_Lizard
@Amy_the_Lizard 15 күн бұрын
For what it's worth, if you have the Elder Kings mod and play as an Elf you can have an unreasonable number of children as a woman because menopause is delayed by a couple centuries. You DO have lower fertility as an Elf, but if you make sure the character is Lustful, Beautiful, Fecund, Pure Blooded, Matriarch, Seductress, Whole of Body, abd the astrology sign that boosts fertility you can more than make up for it. I was trying to see how many I could get her to have, but I had too much homework to play for a while and updates happened that glitched everything out, so I had to end that campaign at only 33 kids...shame, because she wasn't even a hundred yet... Edit: Also, you forgot to make Aldi your concubine, if you had the game wouldn't have considered the kid a bastard. Characters who are friends or lovers to your character will almost always join your court if you invite them (some will even do it for free) and once they join, you can declare them concubines. Or marry them regardless of religion - it's a great way of getting concubines, or for getting spouses that normally wouldn't marry you due to religious differences
@AMinibot
@AMinibot 2 күн бұрын
I feel like this is the kind of run that needs to be played in debug mode so you can a) bap any people trying to declare war with instkills to get them to fuck off while you pursue your true objective and b) confirm for entertainment purposes when you have in fact fathered a bastard. (I will always advocate for snooping regular saves in debug mode once in a while regardless, it dredges up so much DRAMA).
@TheFandomExpert
@TheFandomExpert 11 күн бұрын
this is the first video of yours i’ve seen. was mildly engaged but kinda neutral until you named the first kid velociraptor without even thinking about it 10/10 would vote for you to be king again
@marveludus
@marveludus 8 күн бұрын
Times are hard for a closeted trans woman in those times. Good on Mother for fulfilling her dreams of having just. so many children. so so many children.
@CallMeFreakFujiko
@CallMeFreakFujiko 8 күн бұрын
16:43 Today I learned that I am Jillyeon's son.
@nonarygaming9520
@nonarygaming9520 24 күн бұрын
A Lot of my comments made it into the video lol Keep up the great work!
@jillyeon
@jillyeon 24 күн бұрын
lol yeah when im doing the first cut i dont pay attention to who says what i just include whats funny or what i can build off of - so in the second editing runthrough when im actually pulling messages i was like shit i hope nonarygaming doesnt get mad at me for using them so much
@nonarygaming9520
@nonarygaming9520 24 күн бұрын
@@jillyeon haha not at all, it’s flattering!
@cmystery4180
@cmystery4180 6 күн бұрын
i subscribed the instant you said "i have to do the unthinkable. play as a man." b/c same.
@fruity4820
@fruity4820 8 күн бұрын
This game broke my sense of "normal" when it comes to age differences between a couple. "Here my 12 years old son, have this baby as your betrothed, you will make a fine couple once you are 28 and she is 16", "oh no, my wife of 30 years of marrige just died. Oh well, this random 18 years old with good stats sounds good, it would even be legal if it was irl!"
@piethein3122
@piethein3122 24 күн бұрын
I love mother
@lucasistrom
@lucasistrom 10 күн бұрын
I am going to do 4 of the 5 things you said at the end
@fronk_alt
@fronk_alt 24 күн бұрын
Holy moly
@MaiseNow
@MaiseNow 8 күн бұрын
I tried playing CK2 but couldn't get into it (I spend all my brain cells on Dwarf Fortress instead). I love hearing about the unhinged shit you can get up to in this game though. What I'm saying is, this is 1000% the kind of content I need more of in my life, so consider me a new fan. And I love supporting fellow femme gamers who play weird, complex, tactical games.
@boomboxgirl8412
@boomboxgirl8412 4 күн бұрын
Why does your character look like Ayrichy XD I was laughing so hard.
@boethia7367
@boethia7367 12 күн бұрын
The game tends to start killing of my kids once i hit double digits.
@JerryCuberton
@JerryCuberton 22 күн бұрын
my record is 32, I had like 15 lovers as well
@sas_quatch
@sas_quatch 10 күн бұрын
Bruh the fact you chose Estonia, like how Valefisk chose Estonia for his inbreeding video… it continuesssss
@kronosbach5263
@kronosbach5263 19 күн бұрын
Walder Frey Speedrun
@alejandroquesada
@alejandroquesada 13 күн бұрын
6:48 Fig: K EDP by Dolce & Gabbana Mint: Eros EDP by Versace Lemon: Allure Homme Blance EDT by Chanel Pomegranate: l don't know
@theorixlux2605
@theorixlux2605 24 күн бұрын
Oh Mother....
@tigipilled
@tigipilled 13 күн бұрын
MOTHER NO!!! !!!
@justdirt
@justdirt Күн бұрын
I have to turn off the adhd urge to min-max this game. I'm like talking to my phone saying how you should've picked a religion that allows polygamy lol
@darkwitnesslxx
@darkwitnesslxx 23 сағат бұрын
Ive played a lot of ck3 but still the sentence, My daughter Daughter gave birth to my daughter" was a bit unexpected,
@pritybird8502
@pritybird8502 15 күн бұрын
More and longer vods on crusader kings play as a women!
@dionte300
@dionte300 5 күн бұрын
“your beautiful but you have herpes”😭😭😭😂😂😂
@scarletbard6511
@scarletbard6511 22 күн бұрын
Ah great, I've found a new KZfaqr I like watching. I procrastinate college enough as it is. Jokes aside, great video. #MotherDidEverythingWrong
@Kate-ie7vx
@Kate-ie7vx 2 күн бұрын
CK3 100 baby challenge
@pacifica2391
@pacifica2391 23 күн бұрын
This is how CK3 is meant to be played
@hollybrooks7677
@hollybrooks7677 14 күн бұрын
If youre not playing ck3 as a romance sim what are you even doing
@kazakhstanenjoyer8487
@kazakhstanenjoyer8487 24 күн бұрын
Q errar Q bush
@Husky-gj3fe
@Husky-gj3fe 7 күн бұрын
Every Medieval Monarchs attempt at seizing power ass video (this is historically accurate 💀)
@thesquaremonger
@thesquaremonger 23 күн бұрын
5:55 I thought she was gonna fart on you.
@roberthudson3386
@roberthudson3386 20 күн бұрын
I reckon your wife cheated on you, probably just knows how to cover her tracks
@anni-riin3254
@anni-riin3254 9 күн бұрын
Is this the solution to the estonian population decline we need to consider?? Maybe I should call our parlament up....
@mrpathfinder3665
@mrpathfinder3665 6 күн бұрын
Couldn’t you have done this as a woman?
@MayHave
@MayHave 3 күн бұрын
I guess it’s because men can keep on having kids for much longer than women. I believe in ck3 it’s like...till 35? Then their fertility drops a lot, so while it’s not impossible, it’s a lot harder to have so many children as a woman in ck3
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