i forgot about taxes 😢

As a dominos employee, getting ganked by Voidwalkers on the way to deliver to a guild base HAS to be the worst part of the job.

"Hey Klaris, I got 45 Medallions, Can I buy something cool like dawnwalker?" "Ill trade you a domino's pizza for 5" "WHAT A STEAL!"

The gold bar is stated to be worth a rat's weight in gold, and we'll assume it's 24-karat for the purposes of the math. If a gold bar sells for 7 notes in-game, and the average rat weighs about 350 grams, then a gold bar in Deepwoken is worth 22,397 USD. If we divide that by 7, since it sells for 7 notes, we get approximately 3200 USD. This means that 1 note = 3200 USD, and if an enchantment stone sells for 200 notes (or 5 medallions) 1 medallion is worth 40 notes. 40 multiplied by 3200 is equal to 128,000 USD, meaning 1 Kyrsan Medallion is worth 128 grand. The average Domino's pizza is around 12-15 dollars, so you could buy about 10,000 Domino's pizzas with 1 medallion.

Birb, you know for a fact that pizza guy has synapse and is turning it on the second he goes into layer 2

Klaris states that you could buy a castle with a single medallion the first time you talk to her with them. I think 1 medallion is enough to buy the whole pizzeria

Enchantment stones sell for 200 notes, meaning 1 kyrsan medallion is worth 40 notes (5 medallions = 1 enchant stone). You can buy one of Lance Leshi's mushroom omelettes (famous chef) for 25 notes, the real-life usd equivalent to a high-quality mushroom omelette would cost you around $18, meaning the conversion rate of notes to dollars is 0.72:1, meaning a dollar is worth 1.38 notes or a note is worth 72 cents. So a single kyrsan medallion being worth 40 notes, it would be worth $28.8 using the 1:0.72 ratio. The price of a small Domino's pizza is 12.99 meaning you could buy 2 pizzas per medallion. In conclusion an artifact in the depths of Deepwoken's equivalent of the second circle of hell that you obtain by slaying the avatar of an all powerful wind god is worth $28.80 a pop.

According to the captn in layer 2 they are worth more than a person which is quite a high price

"none of these are obtainable in real life" The dye in question :

If you could kill the son of the god of gale let me ask you this Your deepwoken character can parry smack from something 60 times bigger than you jump 4 times your hight some how parry flame with bare fists parry big lazers with a fist, so i would give it a 50/50 chance

According to the Captain in Layer 2 you can buy an entire kingdom (around the size of a small city in America) with a single medallion, in America, a small city is worth around 325,000,000$, and an average Domino's P pizza is 10$ meaning you can get 32,500,000 Domino's P size pizzas with a single medallion.

I can feel the Domino's Pizza coming inside of me

Hello Birbingish. I just wanted to say I respect you as a KZfaqs and a gamer. You are the best bro!

"There is one real life enchant, if you play deepwoken you have it" Feck you that's funny

I find it funny how I got an ad for pizza underneath this video

How many souls do i have to sell to the devs, how many pings do i have to do, and how many of arch's houses do i have to raid, to get the ignition union origin 🙏.

or instead just convert the enchant stone to black market prices since those are accurate prices that people give usd currency for. After finding how much 1 enchant cost divide it by 5 (because 5 medals can get u 1 enchant) and u will then be left with an accurate price in usd. U then multiply that amount until you have enough for a SINGULAR slice of domino’s pizza and multiply 1 by the same amount needed to afford 1 slice of pizza. This is how u can translate medallions to usd

If you think about it, that crystal stuff in real life is just a temporary enchant stone that gives you an edited version of NLK on your body that makes you lose sanity until you lose the enchant and also makes you see fake realitys and also if you add too many "special enchant stones" they will kill you.

Birbingish you could've used a equipment dye and compare that to a dye irl and use that to find the cost.

ok but just a reminder that you got to go down in the depths of layer 2 and slay a avatar of a drowned god to dye your cloths 👍

Id grab the enchant/enchant stone, and notice how they sell for 300 notes, a Megurger is 15 notes, so 1 enchant = 20 Megurgers, a cheeseburger irl goes for around 5$, therefore medallion is worth around 100$ Which is a much more boring, though a little more realistic calculation

what was the diff type of deepwoken layer 2 in background

this is interesting but what was that weird offbrand layer 2 clip at 3:04

What font do you use for thumbnail? Please tell me!

*This one’s insanity must’ve already crumbled* 😔

What editing software do you use?

bro what is that background footage? blood mantras?

Oh great heavens one of the freshies had a gluttony enchant.

Time to make birbingish’s pizza delivery guy build, dawnwalker fist track star, cause you know he gotta deliver those pizzas.

Birbingish it's been 69 years without a progression video I'm going insane

whats the name of that other deepwoken-like game you played? I've seen footage of it and im kinda intrigued as to where it comes from

Yo Birmingham i got a build idea batman build we can do it with creativity also are you and suppa friends?

This is me when I get called on in math class and trying to explain the answer to the math teacher knowing that I got the answer completely wrong and just wanted to sound like I know what I was doing

I would like to add my 2 cents to this, an ironclad which is the equivalent to a frigate class warship which has a wide range of prices anywhere from 200 million to 1.2 billion, however for the sake of simplicity I will assume it’s worth 600 million usd, it sells for 6,000 notes ingame meaning (600 million divided by 6,000 = 100,000) each note in Deepwoken should be worth 100,000 usd. Medallions can be used to purchase enchant stones which sell for 200 notes, you need 5 medallions for an enchant stone meaning (200 divided by 5 = 40) each kyrsan medallion is worth 40 notes and (100,000 x 40 = 4 million) therefore each kyrsan medallion is worth 4 million usd. Meaning you can not only buy one pizza with a kyrsan medallion but you can buy (a large cheese pizza in dominoes is worth $9.99 so 4 mil divided by 9.99 = 4,400.4) 4,400 large pizzas with your medallion.

I got a dominoes ad clicking onto this video

hey, i have a question that i asked supaa which he didnt reply to, would u mind birbingish? i saw ur crazy slots thing with maestro, like the dual guns, and i thought they were really cool. are dual guns meta, or bad, or both, or what? im getting deepwoken as soon as i get my robux from premium and i'd like to know. and also, mind reccomending an attunement and oath for dual guns? I kinda thought bird oath and thundercall. thanks in advance.

The stench enchant... usefull if you want people away from you to play deepwoken quietly

This one's sanity must've alreay crumbled

3:41 stench costs 5 medallions in deepwoken but it costs my hygiene in real life

Is this inspired by the dmc red crystal to dominoes video?

That dmc video about how many red orbs dante would need to buy a domino's pizza

Is that pre layer 2 deepwoken chime clip

I cannot unsee the scion of ethiron ordering pizza now.

what is that layer 2 gameplay???

From which game is the gameplay in the background

Another method to find it's worth is notes to usd Then armor enchant to notes (roughly 300 notes) so 1 medallion is 60 notes, aka 2 emeralds, which is 400 usd minimum, so 1 medallion = 400 usd using this method Edit: for the emerald im using Orlandeu's emerald from the tutorial since the tutorial is cannon and we dont know if the pricing of the emeralds we sell in main game are edit 2: this also proves the "riches" that erisia holds

The enchant is stench 💀

funny cuz i saw the same video yesterday but with dante and red orbs

W vid fr

bro where is the best place to get brilliant pualdrons i can't find them

I woulda done it via buying an enchant stone selling enchant stone for 200 gold than translating gold to a real world item in deepwoken

Bad higiene enchant is op for scaring people away

Finally, this is it, this is deepwoken

this is truly the most video of all time

any explanation can be countered with, we do not care

0:34 i somehow got Tiran when i first played deepwoken

When i saw the video title i instanly click it because its a parody of a video i liked

Bro what is the layer 2 exploration with blood magic I’m so confused ☠️

Literally after seeing the how many red orbs to buy a domino's pizza

I like how everyone in the comments have VASTLY different calculations for conversion rate

what a masterpiece

Peak content

I just know that sooner or later someone is gonna stab me in the back with a knife, when i will turn my head the killer will softly whisper to my hear "Hi its me birbingish" and I will then die in agony

captain orlando said that you can buy kingdoms with 1 of those

i thought this is gonna go the BM route

i wanna know what bro was doing in the background

brono joke i dead bought the exact pizza you order and saw this eccomended

Lance Leshi prog next

What is he playing in the background? Ive never seen that part in layer 2

bro seeing old curved brings me back

W video

i was delivering pizza to a guy in song seeker then i got ganked but l learnt the parry block dodge and got 5 medallions

gonna use a dominos pizza representing a crab pizza crab pizza = domino pizza with extra sauce and bacon (i actually went on dominos its 15$) 15/8 (its one slice) 1.87 klaris states a medallion is worth a kingdom, the average cost of a castle is 6 million so 1.87x3.3m= 6 mil which is 1 kingdom so thats medallion to pizza rate in conclusion a medallion is worth roughly 3300000 slices of pizza with 1 medallion

curved blade looking goofy 💀

Me after this video:WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT YOU DON'T ACCEPT MEDALLIONs AS PAYMENT! Dominoes guys:frick this sh__ i'm out

4:04 HOW DID BRO GET TO LAYER 72

way no way this bird choosed college to make the calc instead of the equip dye :skull:

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE GODDAMN BACKGROUND GAMEPLAY

bro be using blood bending

klaris states when you first talk about medallions with her that a single medallion could buy a kingdom or a whole entire city if people knew new kyrsa still existed, so i don't really think that's accurate

3:23 what is that ability?

Okay cool, now buy the pizza using the medallions.

How many Krysan Medallions to buy Authority Origin?

klaris says they would have value if people knew about them

Babe wake up, birbingish posted!

dawnwalker pizza delivery boy progression when?

take notes brib gonna quiz us trust

nah but this is super unique, good job on this

4:12 WHAT IS THAT GAME

just watched a guy do Lego math for a pizza. Best 8 minutes of my life

Didint klaris mention that 1 medallion could buy an island?

Why did I just watch this whole Video?

The scion of ethiron isn't the son of ethiron 💀

A medialin is accuely worth an mountain or more

At 5:25 what gameplay is that

When pizza guy prog??

i believe in gluttony gobletto supremacy 🙏

Meatlord disciple origin when

3:23 what was it?

Wtf is that game in the background is that chaser origin story?