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Hi

Ok

Why does it say your comment was posted 8 hours ago if the video came out 2 mins ago 💀

Howdy

I thought it was to make sure they dont lose another war to small flightless birds Edit: Thanks to many strangers on the internet. My image of emus, have gone from slightly larger Kiwis to a miniature dinosaur, demon bird teh likes of cassowaries. Gonna be honest didnt think I would get nightmare fuel from this comment. I Herby apologise to the Australian people and the brave soldiers that fought in the war to rid their island of one more abhorrent remnant of Hell on earth.

@@mastermelee2543 mate ill tell you one thing, they are not small birds

@@mastermelee2543 they are some pretty big fuckers, idk what emus you’ve seen but they are bloody big birds

@@mastermelee2543 80 lbs bird is indeed pretty small kek

@@Jaydan-xb6mc also bloody delicious

it takes more than that to kill a bull moose

The absolute big dick energy of staring down the man who just shot you in the heart as you finish your soeech

@@uzahbupoggle2032 And it takes a bull moose to kill the Republican party

Not to mention the fact he looked at the man who shot him and went "you poor fool" before continuing on as though nothing happened.

Legend

Yet no eye pro

@@epluribusunum6622 Eye pro is generally not necessary but it's recommended in case of catastrophic failures.

@@PoshBeard no it's for casing being ejected and back splash from s direct blow back .22. if it were a bolt action or lever action the yeah fine for go the eye pro. Semi auto necessitates eye pro.

@@epluribusunum6622 good call. He should have been wearing some sort of safety glasses or other form of eye and ear protection. Though that has nothing to do with his trigger discipline. At least he got down the most important rule of gun safety. Baby steps I guess...

That safety won’t work when you’re getting shot at

goddamn

what the fu-

You live in America ? You should've kept 2 ARs per person, 3 M249s and 1 .50 cal in handy then ; unless you believe in those stinky democra.........................

oh

Are you urban american by chance?

joke? What joke? ;^)

No joke, she pretty pretty

Also shooting religious texts like this nothing

@@yacob1113 it was very disrespectful. colon hygeine is a very important part of many people's lives.

yeah, i ship

Get a plate carrier with ceramic or steel plates with a kevlar cover that reduces spalling for the steel plate

@@jlwalker2965 drive a leopard MBT everywhere you go

So basically you need a different vest for America and England then?

Ah I see. So you need to watch out if the vest was manufactured for the US or the Bri'ish market

@UCMexa1pNCr0AAIQco9BixsA the most concerning is a 736.6 mm Schwewer Gustav railgun. no amount of armour will protect you from the HE explosion

This is a certified Kevlar moment

'The slow blade penetrates the shield'

​@@lag9762why the blank discord pfp here lol

​@@mikuenjoyerXD good question

Thanks mate!! There arent many youtubers in australia and a lot of the publice dont realise you can make money from it.

@@Ididathing Thank you very much for reading my comment and replying. I truly appreciate it. I’ve long thought about starting a KZfaq channel. It’s a difficult decision to make, on what exactly the channel would be about. I would hope to have a channel that is well liked of course, but it has to have a future. I have to create something that people will always want to see what’s next. I also would like to do something that would help people in some way. I would hope to have something that’s entertaining as well as educational in some way. It’s something I think about often. If you have any advice I would greatly appreciate it. Thanks again, I look forward to seeing more of your videos. I’m a welder and create different things from repurposed materials. I saw your welding and it looked good to me. Your welds only need be sufficient for the job your doing. Thank you. Take care.

I know of How Ridiculous and Zylbrad as Australian 'tubers, though there are likely more.

@@nameunknown5106 Thank you for reading my comment and replying, I appreciate it. Take care

​@@IdidathingThere's a bunch of Smash Bros tubers in Perth

It's kinda annoying he gets too hype.

Himsbve Shuutin dem guns darn tooootin he gon be hipped op bruuvvv

@@robinlaszlo it becomes funny at that point tho, high energy guy

It's so funny at the cost of me being death

Alan kinda stole the show. He seems like a real cool dude to hang out with.

true

🥸

Or when he shows us a video of how he did a thing.

It's a nice name for a youtube channel. I remember saying this every Saturday afternoon to my mother after visiting my dad's garage.

it's always good when he do things that make me feel uncomfortable like him handling a gun

Literally. I’m really hoping it was chocolate but honestly I’m not sure 😂

Pretty sure its a snickers bar

It can break bonee

just not entertaining enough him

I thought he fixed it with an angle grinder ages ago

@@michaelramsey82 I thought he bought a tesla like almost a year ago

@@autodidacticartisan it was someone elses

@@tencents49 there was a recent video of his where he was crying and talking about comments on KZfaq where you mentioned buying it and feeling bad about it

Make a Norwegian bow and arrow grade armor.

Grain and pellet type are also important for penetration

What’s does frames per second have to do with this

@@ChrisS-bw7ft feet per second

.22 pellet at 800 fps is what I played with, goes through alot more than you would think a cheap airgun would

I️ was reading this and the first half had me concerned because ear protection is important but then I️ realized it was a joke about Alan’s voice being loud

ok

@IMY123 that makes no sense

@@nugget2366 its a bot ignore it

True

@IMY123 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mrenZ9pqvM28k4U.html ITS FINALLY HERE

“thankfully shes also an experienced stripper”😂😂

Who said it was a skit

Skit…?

I'd argue the rubber glue one from the chainsaw beyblade video is better

@@liamwood4331​​⁠​⁠luckily, william osman's mum is also*

He should be that shit looks horrifying

@@HostefarYou should not body shame someone’s OCD habits. L.

Solution remove your nails entirely and then you can’t bite them

That story wasn't very fun :(

You can kind of feel it start to happen after a heavy weight has sat against your chest or you sleep on your belly. Next time you fell that funny feeling like your lungs are being held against filling all the way, try to overcome it. It's really bizarre feeling like the weight is still there pressing your chest. Normally you aren't exposed long enough for such things to be permanent but a ton of shirts could potentially do it.

So... What happened?

🤓

as a trans man i agree

He’s pretty annoying lol

It got worse towards the end lmao

They could fix it in post processing.

I think he's yelling bc he's wearing ear protection and is "upping the volume" to hear himself without realizing it

@@noahbrewer8611 no they couldnt, you cant do anything against "analog" distortion

Judging by what Alex has done in the past I was starting to doubt that he wouldn't shoot himself. Oh and the bacterial zoo of kitty litter may be a lot more dangerous than you think

He danced near the saw disc bayblade. Guns would be the last thing he worries about.

Yo actually. Wft?

Well yeah, he had other people there to keep him safe and sane.

@@Bryophytan honestly as soon as i saw the kevlar stop the 22 rounds i really thought he would actually shoot himself with it afterwards.

booo

well it's only a 22 caliber witch is pretty small i don't think this fabric could stop 9mm or something bigger

@@MyDragonman123 he did say it was Kevlar which can most definitely stop a 9mm

i couldnt believe it

@@collincaperton6718 depends on how many layers. Enough layers will eventually stop anything.

13:38 Americans I guess?

I believe it left his apron in stitches too

What's sad is that's less than 1% of the total homeless population in LA

@@pogo1027 to be more specific its around 0.0015% of the homeless population

Intro music souns so familiar… what is the name of it?

Thanks nancy!

@@Ididathing I'm in your walls I'm in your walls I'm in you're wallsI'm in your walls I'm in your walls I'm in you're wallsI'm in your walls I'm in your walls I'm in you're wallsI'm in your walls I'm in your walls I'm in you're wallsI'm in your walls

@@willemdadrip7866 n i c e

As a thirteen year old tomboy, I’m happy we both share the same taste :D

Did you eat em?

yeah, the other stuff is used in london

Was looking to see if anyone said this

IIRC Kevlar is resistant to cuts, but not stabs. Stabbing forces the Kevlar threads apart whereas cutting/slashing passes over them.

Hello, moderator.

its lie how ballistic gel isnt realyy a good analog for human flesh outside of bullet testing

Does Allen have the mic inside his mouth?

The audio is pretty scuffed.

...Or modern day Rust xD

What about knives how come it defends them?

@@boredchild6631 Kevlar vests are at most stab-resistant if there are trauma plates or polyethylene sheet "fish plating" to deflect the stabs, at the cost of more weight and less flexibility

solution: knife bullets.

@@midnight4685 Or just use large calibre armour-penetrating bullets with an extremely high velocity and a tungsten core

Ratio

especially in bindie season

@@adorbiequeen232 its always fuckin bindie season

@@harleen9971 You know it, there's a bindie for any occasion.

I have 2 of them

@@psychedashell *screams in Brisbane language*

Spike strips and pit maneuvers are archaic and destructive. Today we will find out how many pedestrians it takes to end a high speed chase.

John Oliver beware

I thought at first you were saying that ”How many pedestrians Does it take to stop a train” :D

More like : "How many pedestrians does it take to stop a speeding car?"

How many bullets does it take to stop pedestrians?

Just like the shields in Dune

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jt6inLhjv5q2hKs.html TASAK 61

No, and yes. It’s a fabric, a textile, which means it is vulnerable to shear, which is exactly what a sharp knife foes. However, it is extremely strong in tension, which is gonna be the resultant stress of a blunt bullet. In the same vein, it would also protect you against a pick strike which would pierce plate armor, since the tip won’t be small enough/sharp enough to pierce between the fabric’s fibers or cut them. But you are ultimately wrong because an ESAPI ballistic vest is meant to stop rifle round, not low kinetic energy impact, but it’s still a centimeter thick hard ceramic plate, so good luck piercing it with anything else than a rifle round.

The slow blade pierces the shield

high tensile strength. each fiber is incredibly strong, That's why you'll often find these fibres in bags as single odd coloured threads.

It was impossible to level him

What do you mean? 1000db doesn't mean sound quality it's just how loud something is

@@sean6992 yeah but the mic was peaking out so much it made them sound super loud. Which is what Declan was saying.

lol it started to get alil annoying honestly, but agreed, good vid hahah

@@sean6992 did you not watch the video or?

It's insane

Oh no

@@Ididathing i lov e you

cringe

@@basilruys8894 cringe

You sound like sheldon and a Cambridge mf banged

cringe

@@hildejgersborg1286 cringe

smells like fandom hipster comment

Stop it youre making me shy

Stop it you're making him shy

Stop it youre making him 👉👈

I agree. Great content. (Except the mic sucks. when everyone gets excited, all I hear is BRRRRR)

The best state.

I think William or Allen was the firearm expert there with them

​@@wolfiemuse Which is both terrifying but comforting due to his trigger discipline.

Why wouldnt you, when else are you gonna get to fire a gun?

And they can leak their garbage opinions and make a video with a much ignorance and stupidity as they want

@@hellishcyberdemon7112 Yeah, the whole “im not American thus i must make fun of school shooting” stick is getting old very fast. Especially when they suggest solutions that fell apart the last 4 times

be warned^^^

@@hellishcyberdemon7112 garbage opinions? you mean making fun of our dogshit country with dogshit gun laws that result in the deaths of way too many people every day at this point? yea you are for sure not a waste of air my man

Yeah I got bored

@@Ididathing so you did a thing

@@Ididathing looks like you were having some good fun at the range, hope you got to shoot some of the rifles, an AK would be fitting since your time in North Korea

Can you please dumb it down

@@Lystr0saur went from a purple scar to a golden scar

yea bro now open more cardboard ya goblin

Why are you in this video's comments and not out foraging for cigarette butts in a Bunnings parking lot?

How many PSA10 1999 Pokémon 1st Edition Base Set Shadowless Holo Charizards does it take to stop a bullet?

Love the interview you all did!

I suffer from children's cardboard defficiency and it's your fault.

being a student in america was your first mistake

You can make body armor with epoxy, sheet metal, and marine fiberglass sheets. I'd suggest layering until you have a plate that's about 1.5-2 inches thick. That should stop most conventional handgun calibers (9mm, .45ACP, .38 Special, .22LR, etc)

I will pray for you in australian. That means drinking. Took a sip for u rip

maybe you should get armed and provide for your own defense instead of just setting yourself up to be a victim.

@@joshmonus I think you missed the joke

Literally

Didnt laugh

@@okboom4everyt580 cope and cry

same thing I was thinking of

@@exess_melons9645 109.94.047.02

safe yes, but easier im not so sure

No worries. let me know how it goes

wait until they switch from .22 to 9mm

@@BetalerIkkeSkatt I feel like 22 being thinner made it like a needle thru the shirts but i wouldnt knwo

Well the solution is to get all the kids wearing level 3/4 body armour as a school uniform for all schools in America. That way, the police can slack off(cover in fear) even more outside, while there is an active shooter in a school (uvalde incident)

Let me know how it goes

@@Ididathing lol

plot twist he owns 2 shirts

It's been 6 hours... Yeah i think this guy is dead.

@@frankuraku5622 it's been 6 more hours..... oh no..........

Soon to be son figure

Ceramic will be much lighter for an apron.

Yeah but you can't make little Timmy and his friends wear a steel plate to school xD

@@GodlikeIridium some middle schools and elementary schools don't have metal detectors

@@lordskeletor4558 hold the fuck up some schools have metal detectors???

@@crookeddesk plenty do

I know it's probably a bit personal for youtube, but why on earth?

@@_BangDroid_ Because Australia is a Chinese subject state lmao

@@metaltrombone549 not yet

@@metaltrombone549 bro what💀

@@_BangDroid_ because it's awesome here and our government recognizes some basic rights like self defense and free speech.

Yeah its such insance fabric

But what if you combine Kevlar with a layer of stab-proof fabric? 🤔

@@MafiaCatNyoshi then ur stab proof and bullet proof like super man

@@Ididathing *insane

@@MafiaCatNyoshi the person will just punch you to death.

Your Profile pic👽

Wtf is that pfp 💀💀

@@casualguyxoxo Buff man

Also - kevlar gets weaker as it takes impacts. The more you shoot it, the less effective it is.

I don't think he actually wants the kevlar on the apron after this video.

@@seeker6514 no way bro.thanks a lot because I thought that shooting it makes it stronger!!

@@somefish9147 The point I was making is that after one or two hits - it's supposed to be replaced as it is no longer rated to be able to stop what it was intended to stop - it is SIGNIFICANTLY weaker, as the strength comes from the tightness of the threads; the impacts stretches them.

Yeah i figured it would ruin the sewing machine but i defintely should have done that

@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok.

I can't think of a safer place to work than a gun shop. There's a reason you're made to bring firearms into the shop in a case. The first thing the person behind the counter does is make sure the firearm is unloaded. My local store has a "jar of shame" of rounds that have come out of "unloaded" firearms. If you attempt to walk in with a gun in your hands you'll be asked to leave. If you draw a firearm from a holster in the store you'll have every ccw in the store pointed your way. As an employee you don't have much to fear. Just enforce the rules with no mercy, treat every customer as if they're about to negligently discharge their firearm. Treat every firearm you handle as if it were loaded. You'll be alright. Congrats on the new job!

Does it also sell shirts?

I figure your workplace's dress code is going to get a lot more expensive after this video 😂

Walmart?

ahhh that explains the sweatiness

The obesity actually cushions us a little bit more making us slightly bullet proof. It’s just sort of like an evolutionary adaptation

Those guys were pretty obnoxious tbh.

fr why is the mic so bad on the shooting

I mean, you can only really go up from tampon gun.

I have a good question. How is it in canada?

@@thekuba9352 Its like a nice old couple living above a meth lab

Tampon gun was also my First vid i saw from Him ^^

Thanks mate

He is NOT okay with what he's seeing lol

Yeah

lol

I thought they had no use, and that my closet full of Books of Mormon was useless after I left the church. But lo and behold, all I need is a roll of duct tape and I’ll be safe everyday at school.

Yeah, as a latter day saint it was hilarious but also a lil painful to see him shoot straight through one 🤣

We can finally rid the kids of bulletproof blankets and backpacks now, just load em up with religious

Can i stay at your house when the apocolypse hits

@@Ididathing you can stay at mine, we have about 100 lying around, and some super huge font thick ass Bibles too lol

oobleck, the fabric

adding onto what you said: its because knives will just push the fabric apart; whereas bullets sort of 'ram' directly into the layers

Useless in England

Kevlar can be stab slash and bullet proof what are you talking about. It depends how the layers are woven

@@huh2634 No This is kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jt6inLhjv5q2hKs.html. Its finallly here YeSSSS

Lmao threats of what.

@@ZeD69420 Rabid bullets

Innovators like him are changing the defense industry

@@ZeD69420 maybe check out the news lately

It's a threat? I tought it was just daily things that happen in America....oh wait, *IT IS*