Imagine taking a nap after a hard work, then getting an ad in your brain.
@DragonGirlPKXD24 күн бұрын
@@KevYesZackNoliking your own comment again kiddo?
@Lebron_James_never_die24 күн бұрын
Bro you liking your own comment too@@DragonGirlPKXD
@Fib4r23 күн бұрын
You tired? Need rest, well get the all new neural link sleep subscription where you can sleep on command and get a good nights rest and automatically wake up when its time for work, 1099.99 per month
@tankman360923 күн бұрын
It sounds like Spotify "Want a break from the ads?" Guy
@larrisajednery23 күн бұрын
WHOPPER, WHOPPER, WHOPPER, WHOPPER
@thunderfist23219 күн бұрын
Brain: "What if i drive my car into that crowded section" Neurolink: "Say no more"
@deletedaccount935719 күн бұрын
"Access denied, Mustang required"
@cyberboi978319 күн бұрын
@@deletedaccount9357Thats wild 💀
@onlyforyou3119 күн бұрын
Accessed denied. Premium pass required for certain actions. Current only covers your breathing.
@xrgaming184719 күн бұрын
@@deletedaccount9357 Lmfaooo
@hellothere-pf9qu19 күн бұрын
@@deletedaccount9357nahhhh
@FireHawk94634 күн бұрын
Intrusive thoughts boutta be more dangerous than* ever💀
@nosredep787321 сағат бұрын
than*
@FireHawk946321 сағат бұрын
@@nosredep7873 actually it would be “than*☝️🤓”
@nosredep787321 сағат бұрын
@@FireHawk9463 Willful ignorance can't be helped, stay a dumbass lmao.
@Frilabird13 сағат бұрын
@@nosredep7873 thank you for correcting
@RadiantRhythmicReelsСағат бұрын
@@nosredep7873thank you so much I thought it said then
@GEFDAFo.o4 күн бұрын
This is the best ad I've ever seen to prevent the sale of a product 👏
@hudsonkline9 сағат бұрын
It’s not a product, yet. Only used in humans once to help a paralyzed guy interact with his environment
@ThreeSheep6924 күн бұрын
"How did you die?" "Well, I was awake"
@RayStickman24 күн бұрын
My dad said that if this channel hits over 1K subs, he's gonna buy me a new book so, please guys I'm begging you 🙏🏻
@BFDIFan82924 күн бұрын
@@IHateZachDfilmsYou're making it worse. Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS
@BokoAnimatesAndPlays24 күн бұрын
@@IHateZachDfilmsWould you like to spend a free vacation in twilight hell?
@BFDIFan82924 күн бұрын
@@RayStickmanBeggar, stop begging please. You'll get 1K soon.
@BFDIFan82924 күн бұрын
@@BokoAnimatesAndPlaysI'm sure he does...let's wait for an answer tho...
@Err0r12323 күн бұрын
"What's your worst enemy" *"Intrusive thoughts"*
@user-bl1zt1ps1i23 күн бұрын
Yes when I'm about to go to sleep
@Bee-known23 күн бұрын
Need to make sure to be careful with that 😂
@AT-977722 күн бұрын
Intrusive ads masquerading as your thoughts
@oldtelevisionbros94522 күн бұрын
😆😁😄😃😀😐😕🙁☹️😣😫😳😱😨😰😥
@_Animationguy22 күн бұрын
Fr
@BeIIaGrace3 күн бұрын
Them intrusive thoughts bouta win and my cars gonna go flying into some random pedestrians on the side walk 😭😭😭
@javis68716 сағат бұрын
Frrrr
@mrrainbrow4233 күн бұрын
"Sorry bro, my brain gotta update."
@PIatz24 күн бұрын
And he was awake the whole time
@Your_girl_gabbyy24 күн бұрын
@@IHateZachDfilmsNO
@BokoAnimatesAndPlays24 күн бұрын
@@IHateZachDfilmsGet lost kid
@ThreeSheep6924 күн бұрын
@@IHateZachDfilms no one wants kiddo
@user-mh8ph3xu8p24 күн бұрын
@IHateZachDfilms, no wonder why you hate zacks pfp lill bro. You aren't cool and unfunny
@secondchannelofe124 күн бұрын
@@IHateZachDfilmsGet a life you are nonexistent
@itsmejayzroblox19 күн бұрын
"how did you die??? "My parents saw my brain history.
@darkmusic11019 күн бұрын
🪑
@mysteriousformal19 күн бұрын
😭😭😭😭
@Woodle_Company19 күн бұрын
Wait its not 100% private? Time to delete
@eshankarandana424919 күн бұрын
😂
@deruured-ng9ed19 күн бұрын
IT WAS 666 LIKES BEFORE MINE
@shinx1232 күн бұрын
We gettin our minds hacked with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@themaskedman69282 күн бұрын
lol bruh fr
@davidmcgillveray1463 күн бұрын
Things like this should be branded illegal in society.
@lalahadams106119 күн бұрын
imagine you're driving on the highway and your intrusive thoughts are too strong for the neurolink 💀
@qgaucho908819 күн бұрын
Kaboom
@woodstok2319 күн бұрын
💀
@user-gb8mf3ud8p19 күн бұрын
It could happen, it will happen
@danielcantiego937419 күн бұрын
Kerosene
@eugenemasoniv864119 күн бұрын
Exactly
@vikasshukla708618 күн бұрын
Everybody gansta until your brain gets hacked 💀
@arukadofahrenheit18 күн бұрын
History's first netrunner 😂
@dinglebob18 күн бұрын
it's a closed loop device you can't really hack it
@deathtoming220118 күн бұрын
@@dinglebobum how if it can “interact” with things around you then ?
@luvhaley747218 күн бұрын
shut up
@osowiecwalking943418 күн бұрын
@@deathtoming2201 it goves output on external devices. input comes only through the brain
@RedCrusader-ph2vk4 күн бұрын
Half of sci-fi media has been spending the last half century telling us why this is a bad idea
@RocketMan21-vp9ieКүн бұрын
It's Elon. Not a mad scientist man he ain't like other billionaires, he treats his employees like people.
@RedCrusader-ph2vk12 сағат бұрын
@@RocketMan21-vp9ie I can't tell if your comment is satire or not
@PhantxmV3 күн бұрын
It's all fun and games until you have an intrusive thought
@Somedudeonlinehaha24 күн бұрын
Neuralink ❌ Never again blink ✅
@ZachDfilmsSuxks24 күн бұрын
My content = better
@ZachDfilmsSuxks24 күн бұрын
We hate Zack
@secondchannelofe124 күн бұрын
@@LBkevrssSHUT UP
@SketsaCollision24 күн бұрын
@@LBkevrssshut up
@FeathersOnFire24 күн бұрын
@@LBkevrss twi comments have already said that.....probs a bot
@estebanv561220 күн бұрын
"The design is very human" *Proceeds to take a portion of your skull*
@coolkid00619 күн бұрын
just wait it gets better it isn't EMP proof.
@Stinky-jo9uq19 күн бұрын
sup@@coolkid006
@nunokoan19 күн бұрын
@@coolkid006oof
@BEASDY19 күн бұрын
@@coolkid006wonder what will happen
@lachooo488319 күн бұрын
Corny
@riduck3 күн бұрын
Brain: (has a stroke) Neurolink: execute order 66
@GabrielGamezz3 күн бұрын
“911 what’s your emergency” “My friends flying”
@Beno_dover22 күн бұрын
imagine having to pay premium neuralink to stop getting ads in your brain
@frexxrru936720 күн бұрын
I wonder if the type of people who think this is going to happen have ads popping up all the time while using their phone's operating system? 😂
@arabman584820 күн бұрын
It's gonna happen once the outrage fades and people like you would accept it by then. Because you're being programmed to tolerate things that should outrage you.@frexxrru9367
@AntiTankLover20 күн бұрын
That's not how it works lol
@finalcam174020 күн бұрын
@@AntiTankLovernot yet.
@piggynatorcool66820 күн бұрын
@@AntiTankLoverat the very least we could have a situation where a advertiser can measure your interaction with the ad, so the ad never stops until the chip reports back that you are in fact paying attention.
@Water20558 күн бұрын
Pilots bouta have a hard time fighting their intrusive thoughts 💀
@user-lb4be1gb2w5 күн бұрын
NAHH💀 THEY BOUTA CRASH INTO EVERY TALL BUILDING
@Sta4y_lightz_5 күн бұрын
Two towers...
@ancientcommandoPL5 күн бұрын
Arabic airlines mode 😏😏😏😏
@megadark87905 күн бұрын
LMAOOOO
@brennen34515 күн бұрын
THEY HIT THE PENTAGON
@Lucia-BryanneКүн бұрын
Intrusive thoughts joined the chat 😅❤
@tehnopig456720 сағат бұрын
Wth is your pfp
@Duolingo.buddyguy2 күн бұрын
Imagine you were driving the car with you're mind and you got a notification there will be an ad in ten seconds.
@zoristar_24 күн бұрын
Me: **thinks about driving my car full speed into a tree** Brain: “It’s a go”
@letmeseeyourbones23 күн бұрын
I really wonder how this would work for people with intrusive thoughts
@UnitedPublic1288923 күн бұрын
@@letmeseeyourbonesfr
@EnderJack1623 күн бұрын
@@letmeseeyourbones its annoying
@Aged_Onions23 күн бұрын
@@letmeseeyourbonespretty sure almost everyone has spontaneous or intrusive thoughts. i wonder how it differenciates between thebthought of wanting to drive and the actual command to drive
@HelsenbergFan23 күн бұрын
everyone in this reply section is a dumbass bro it doesn't drive for you it will never drive for you it like clicks on a computer screen after analyzing your thoughts for literal hours and it does it very slowly. like ELON MUSK MADE THIS and guess what he is also working on???? SELF DRIVING CARS
@kpl122123 күн бұрын
**3 AM, snoozin** Wanna break from the ads? Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper
@DjVillanueva879123 күн бұрын
Lmao 😂 I sang it while I read it
@thunderhog4523 күн бұрын
😂
@danielstrakos80423 күн бұрын
best comment
@SiriasisOFFICIAL23 күн бұрын
Golden comment 😂
@nijah_r23 күн бұрын
LMFAOOOOO
@CreeperTheGamerSSofficial4 күн бұрын
My brain:what if I jumped off this bridge Nerolinks: got it
@ChristopherTechOfficial3 күн бұрын
2099: Someone With Neuralink Builds A LITERAL Computer Core
@dizco793419 күн бұрын
My intrusive thoughts: "You should drive full speed ahead and ram into that truck in front of you haha" Neuralink: "Your wish is my command"
@LoneGuyOnTheStreet19 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@avengeranubis19 күн бұрын
💀💀💀
@S-CB-SL-Animations19 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@2013elemanta19 күн бұрын
"Wait, Wha"
@LoneGuyOnTheStreet19 күн бұрын
@@2013elemanta be a superhuman under government control or be a lack knowledge person,your choice,sorry about My English
@kylejantjiesauthor18 күн бұрын
"Neurolink starts with a surgeon drilling a hole in your head" No thank you
@aldaurum167818 күн бұрын
literally
@bittenbone238218 күн бұрын
how did you think something quite literally called "neurolink" was gonna intertwine with your brain
@nado758018 күн бұрын
@@bittenbone2382welcome to my humble abode which is called a comment section this will be our safe place
@s0bad18 күн бұрын
Neural link starts No thankyou
@TheRobloxian75418 күн бұрын
Not to mention it also costs a million dollars or so🤔
@himshake19 минут бұрын
Nah we got real life Cyborgs before GTA 6 💀
@ShadowGaming-pj2ucКүн бұрын
"You why that robot looking a bit thicc?" Neuralink: "Say no more."
@cubexgirl12185 күн бұрын
Brain: "I should throw that baby into the river.". Neurolink: _”Say no more.”_
@LeEpicDinoКүн бұрын
"1.3k likes and no replies? Let me fix that" ahh moment
@cubexgirl1218Күн бұрын
@@LeEpicDino fr
@willreignezekiel5878Күн бұрын
@@LeEpicDino fr
@dasyt897221 күн бұрын
2024: cop chases the suspect 2050:cop deactivates neurolink
@HorusHerotic20 күн бұрын
He gets it
@mediumgentium18 күн бұрын
if 2050 for you is just neuralink
@Sylvershade17 күн бұрын
Funny because that's actually the end goal.
@polochris925517 күн бұрын
Mannnnnnn
@mr.fatcat507216 күн бұрын
as in deactivates your neurolink to stop you from moving or as in turns of his bodycam and mindcam
@luciuswildcatКүн бұрын
"i wanna die (joke)" Neurolink: bet
@jimmystolemymilk50794 күн бұрын
The guy with the Neuralink chip when I send him a zip bomb:
@carter28817tt4 күн бұрын
bro's about to die
@stoneydaulton356619 күн бұрын
"why'd you commit 12 homicides" "Someone hacked my brain chip"
@tiredofallthiscrap19 күн бұрын
Legalize territorial genocides
@TVMANCLAN218 күн бұрын
Lol
@Plushy64518 күн бұрын
Now they control you
@Parallax17716 күн бұрын
"Imagine if I swerve a little to the left" *Fcking dies*
@ekkehard816 күн бұрын
No, but after surgery I will poke there.
@IJustAnimateThatsTheJist16 күн бұрын
Intrusive thoughts are gonna have a field day
@theawesomeunknownguy75Күн бұрын
WE CONTROLLING THE WORLD WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@geo_the_superКүн бұрын
Brain: “what if I do a 300km crash?” Neurolink: “say no more”
@Wosa_20 күн бұрын
”can we still meet at 7pm?” ”nah my neuralink is updating”
@meshot809420 күн бұрын
Hopefully, it’s like cyberpunk and there aren’t any updates
@AfzalGital20 күн бұрын
@@meshot8094there’s always an update
@Molaninn19 күн бұрын
@@meshot8094😂sadly cyberpunk neuralinks do have updates.
@Russell-vq6ux19 күн бұрын
@@meshot8094literally the edgerunners plot
@Da_scp_foundation22 күн бұрын
New fear unlocked: ads in your brain
@user-nr3lm1ug9j20 күн бұрын
I started searching for this comment from the moment I clicked on the short
@Da_scp_foundation20 күн бұрын
Thanks i can't belive i got 329 likes in a night
@kaze378420 күн бұрын
That's technically impossible for this version of the neuralink, cuz it only outputs information from your brain to another device
@yudhistira8620 күн бұрын
@@Da_scp_foundation 35 mins ago
@RealReittieR20 күн бұрын
Stolen from me lmao
@sarahb52104 күн бұрын
Imagine wanting to “deactivate” yourself and then you start fighting yourself….. unwillingly.
@casualwatcher681523 сағат бұрын
Boutta pluck it out like Thanos did to Vision-
@2213-fh5hc24 күн бұрын
“Drilling a hole in your head” Damn I can feel that 💀
@2213-fh5hc24 күн бұрын
@IHateZachDfilms If you don’t like Zach, who if you don’t know, has better content than you, you don’t need to comment shit here. Go get a mom.
@iwillfindegg24 күн бұрын
@@2213-fh5hc i agree w/ u
@iwillfindegg24 күн бұрын
@@IHateZachDfilms just like what the other guy said, get a dad, friends, a mother, a social life, because u have none of that shit 💀
@randonguy_s5024 күн бұрын
Bro, @@IHateZachDfilms is a bot, he joined KZfaq 11 hours ago 😂
@Point...011024 күн бұрын
@@randonguy_s50 blud is speedrunning cancelation 💀🙏🏻
@jomonrto677119 күн бұрын
Imagine getting woken up by: “Want a break from the ads?” Out of nowhere 😂
@zoheabkhan77019 күн бұрын
Next thing they ask you if ur interested in their Premium that has no ads 😂
@sirkermitthefirstoffrogeth962219 күн бұрын
Bro I legit thought of the same thing. *_If you tap now to watch a short video, you'll receive 30 minutes of ad free Neuro-link usage._* 💀
@Uksknitch19 күн бұрын
Ngl, I would pay ANY amount of money for an adblocker on this jawn
@seanhill5904Күн бұрын
Imagine trying to sleep then hearing “want a break from the ads?”
@FrstSpctr883 күн бұрын
"Nuggets would nice about now..." Car: "Driving to nearby fastfood joint"
@angelic_autumngachaclubgac348324 күн бұрын
If Elon musk adds ads to neuralink, means getting ads in your dreams
@MilesNtando-sn6pd23 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@roboket352423 күн бұрын
I’ve heard that so much bruh
@swissbrony23ch7223 күн бұрын
LMAO
@boomkittyFX23 күн бұрын
oh my god its like futurama!
@33yss23 күн бұрын
Gotta charge you like he did to twitter
@fadilahdanish537919 күн бұрын
Everybody gangsta until your neuralink gets hacked.💀
@shrekkek939619 күн бұрын
How often your keyboard gets hacked?
@joseocasio374019 күн бұрын
Me with a homemade emp
@Russell-vq6ux19 күн бұрын
Netrunners bouta cook him
@RTFS19 күн бұрын
Won't affect you Since ITS only a Output device
@n.m.h_edits19 күн бұрын
It can't be hacked, It can only read your mind, can't control your brain
@lambertazur16674 күн бұрын
Hackers in the future: Let's put Rick Astley on repeat
@MaskedPresenceСағат бұрын
"What if I slam into that orphanage" Neurolink: say no more
@_st4r_gazer_17 күн бұрын
Elon Musk sometime in the future: "execute order 66"
@zoefboy17 күн бұрын
Good Tesla’s follow orders
@ellis-ui9ue17 күн бұрын
Bro bouta make a brain washed army lmao
@ELEFTHERIOS8817 күн бұрын
BLAST EM
@ellis-ui9ue17 күн бұрын
@@ELEFTHERIOS88 [proceeds to fall 200ft off a cliff.]
@danielhivner930416 күн бұрын
Highly underrated comment 👏👏👏
@kimjong-un433418 күн бұрын
When you're the first person to fall asleep at the sleepover.
@PoopNose-kl8kc18 күн бұрын
I was looking for this comment 😂
@prathamshenoy984018 күн бұрын
and your sleepover buddy has a deal with elon
@omega-levelnightmares376318 күн бұрын
@@prathamshenoy9840EEELON MAH, his Chinese doppelgänger, wants a word.
@user-hp2py2ym7z18 күн бұрын
Erm it’s actually Yilong Ma 🤓☝️
@AyanDeezNuts18 күн бұрын
Intrusive thoughts gonna ruin our lives
@kenfrlll2 күн бұрын
“I should cause a massive car crash” Neurolink:”Say less”
@Big_Raga12 күн бұрын
"damm,the teacher be looking fine-" Neurolink:say less
@SkuttleCS17 күн бұрын
“Wanna break from the ads?” 💀💀
@DefinitelynotKenji16 күн бұрын
-kawks a .45-
@LinhmcLOL16 күн бұрын
Hacker 🤑
@William_afton.1987316 күн бұрын
-joe mama-
@William_afton.1987316 күн бұрын
_lol_
@flameonhood16 күн бұрын
im pretty sure its confirmed that theres ads
@lamuzzo512019 күн бұрын
imagine driving a car and intrusive thoughts appear
@OlgaG1819 күн бұрын
NAHH BRO IM DONE FOR 💀💀💀💀
@elbabaganush501719 күн бұрын
*free bird starts playing*
@flyingstonemon356419 күн бұрын
__Kerosene intro playing ominously__
@Itz_ElectroLite19 күн бұрын
@@OlgaG18So are the people on the sidewalk 💀
@xkxkxkxer19 күн бұрын
People have intrusive thoughts while driving anyways. That's would be no problem
@KnoxloveFNAFКүн бұрын
*Intrusive thoughts joined the chat*
@Gojira1955.Күн бұрын
imagine when ur chilling while driving a car then you imagine crashing on ur front car and crash on it💀
@Taylor4ever-mn9yt8 күн бұрын
New fear unlocked: letting the intrusive thoughts win
@sabanplaysNG4 күн бұрын
😂
@galaxielTheGreat23 күн бұрын
Intrusive thoughts boutta get wild 💀
@GilbertGGreal21 күн бұрын
Imagine you think of horny stuff in a room with a tv and your parents in there, Then it just starts playing PH
@Onefunworld21 күн бұрын
That's gonna be so bad💀😭
@_fiddleton_21 күн бұрын
@@Onefunworldfrfr😭☠️
@spadesgamer25102 күн бұрын
Intrusive thoughts be dammned, we becomming either felons or corpses with this one 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@sushiricebowl-us8el3 күн бұрын
Bro imagine he was trying to turn off a bomb one intrusive thought and its done💀
@user-ph9mx8hk9i16 күн бұрын
My brain : what will happen when i die ? Neurolink : lets find out!!
@IloveJesus777j7715 күн бұрын
Jesus is coming back. Believe He died for your sins and rose again then repent to be saved.
@maricelagonzales998415 күн бұрын
@@IloveJesus777j77bro, no one cares lol
@Stranger_Box115 күн бұрын
@@maricelagonzales9984 It's a bot.
@aestheticbeauty51615 күн бұрын
@@IloveJesus777j77 Amen❤
@aestheticbeauty51615 күн бұрын
@@maricelagonzales9984I care.
@m.a.d.vortex318 күн бұрын
My Brain: “Hope My car doesn’t Crash” Car: *Swerves into traffic*
@kufarimahdi963617 күн бұрын
😮😮😮😮😮
@amonbrown213517 күн бұрын
Uh, hell no.
@VictorchisalaKantengwe17 күн бұрын
It's a lie
@camerondixon107117 күн бұрын
Lol
@phillipsantillanes774917 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@klaud73112 күн бұрын
New horror movie idea: guy with neurolink has intrusive thoughts.
@Tomato_League4 күн бұрын
"Hurry up man we're late" "Hold on I'm changing"
@CaydenWendell18 күн бұрын
The intrusive thoughts are gonna have a hell of a party
@timetellnolies942517 күн бұрын
Facts
@iceey24775 күн бұрын
Them intrusive thoughts gon be winning every time💀
@teairajoiner58802 күн бұрын
I was looking for this comment 😭😭😭
@IamMr.SmallGuy2 күн бұрын
bro im gonna be cruising down a mountain on my car and say something stupid like "oooo would be really nice if i was in that river 15 feel below me" then the cars just like "ALR BET " and yeet me into the water
@Lloyd..2 күн бұрын
Exactly
@michaelgarza58012 күн бұрын
😂😂
@weafurry2 күн бұрын
Impulsive* sorry to be that person but by wildly using the term intrusive thoughts it makes people misunderstand what intrusive thoughts actually are and how they effect people. /lh
@SpencerHills-pe7pn2 күн бұрын
The intrusive thoughts 💀 Neurolink: *Say no more*
@_.-Tsunami_Puppeteering-._2 күн бұрын
What if I’m driving and I see two little kids running across the road and intrusive thoughts Kick in😂
@xx_w0lf_g0d_xx578 күн бұрын
It's all fun and games until that one hacker starts streaming *those* hypnosis videos into your brain
@batipapo4 күн бұрын
Works as well as a Tesla autopilot 🧐🤣
@mimichy-pyre3854 күн бұрын
Thats...not as bad of an idea as you think it is
@bobbybobby3254 күн бұрын
damn. if only I knew any hackers
@Toonz_blox4 күн бұрын
😂
@SWE704 күн бұрын
They can’t dummy
@artisticfilzah11 күн бұрын
*old lady crossing road* "Ughh.. she's taking so long.. i just want to drive now.." Neuralink: *"your wish is my command"*
@samuelheller30428 күн бұрын
I like the idea of the Neuralink talking like some kind of ancient magical servant that obeys you’re every command, but in a monkey’s paw kinda way
@sunflowerpeachartКүн бұрын
Intrusive thoughts be coming out faster than you can say intrusive
@Aapozgamerz2 күн бұрын
Elon Musk about to execute order 66 irl
@Sorc3rerSSG19 күн бұрын
“So how’d you die?” “🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖”
@catmatism18 күн бұрын
Well, we know others will die of stupidity. 😂
@TeeB-fc4ot18 күн бұрын
Nah, the robot went a little too deep 💀
@mistylover739817 күн бұрын
@@catmatism good
@munch138518 күн бұрын
Everyone’s gangsta till ur intrusive thoughts become active💀
@richieC199917 күн бұрын
Ong
@blizzunt420e17 күн бұрын
Or just watch hackers find a way to hack your brain, so that they can see a live video feed through your eyes that way when you’re entering your personal information for banking, they’ll be able to steal your info without even needing to scan it.. billionaires want you to put this technology in your brain but if you think them or any of their rich billionaire friends are gonna have this stuff implanted in their brain, you’re crazy and even if they did have something put in their brain, it would be a special version that would be free from all of the intrusive features that will be added to the ordinary person model
@plomo917 күн бұрын
Siri pipes up: “your account has been banned for breaking thought policy”
@tea-man138617 күн бұрын
Oh OH MY GOD, I DID NOT CONSIDER THAT
@crepe-chips17 күн бұрын
they obviously didn't consider people such as myself with conditions like p-ocd...
@prem.k95794 күн бұрын
Bro intrusive thoughts are gonna win with this one
@CrazyW31rd0Күн бұрын
one intrusive thought and that guy is done 💀💀💀
@jso824624 күн бұрын
I don’t think the world would be ready to see my intrusive thoughts manifested…
@ZachDfilmsSuxks24 күн бұрын
Would you like to help me get Zach cancelled
@user-om7to5ge6m24 күн бұрын
@@IHateZachDfilmsNO
@nijmegenares24 күн бұрын
Hahahahahahahahaha 👌😂
@BENSUS24-oz1rt24 күн бұрын
@@IHateZachDfilms get out of here if you wanna not learn so badly just don't 🤓
@cats.areadorable24 күн бұрын
In head: what if I just do a hard right In real life: NONONO-NO WAI-WA-W-AIT WAIT
@RynFang22 күн бұрын
Intrusive thoughts finna get wild
@flamingblood844720 күн бұрын
I imagine it would be similar to how your brain thinks things but doesn't mean to actually do them (a thought of slapping someone when instead you clench your fist and punch them)
@zachsands886920 күн бұрын
"What if my brakes just stopped working?"
@RynFang20 күн бұрын
@@zachsands8869 Imagine they work again💀
@corpig402120 күн бұрын
😂
@enderslime209020 күн бұрын
It’s gonna be more wild when robots are available to everyone
@salamander554Күн бұрын
"Did you chop down that tree George"? "Well I can't tell a lie.." "We know"
@Rosie-the-cannibal4 сағат бұрын
Bro has a firework show in his head 💀
@myntishere16 күн бұрын
Imagine getting your neuralink hacked
@arifgdg16 күн бұрын
neuralink itself is a hacker for your brain
@D3Sant016 күн бұрын
Wouldn't work like that. Since you can't "hack" a brain, it's just the technology you control with your neurolink that could be hacked. But I see your point, I'd never put anything in my brain especially something that connects to the Internet, quite literally becoming part of the simulation lmao
@mirarman16 күн бұрын
Someone has already done that
@Justsomethingsyearsago16 күн бұрын
@@D3Sant0bruh OP said imagine getting your neuralink hacked, didn't say anything about hacking your brain
@wlf332016 күн бұрын
Just hack back with brain 😏
@omxrvtoube18 күн бұрын
"How did you die?" "Well, my intrusive thoughts won."
@SexMan418 күн бұрын
lol
@outcome271518 күн бұрын
Nah fr , “hmm what if I just rear ended the living shyt out of this car” 🤣😅
@CelestialStrawberriesYT2 күн бұрын
Everyone gangsta till the intrusive thoughts start
@Elementedferret4 күн бұрын
bro if you get some of the messed up intrusive thoughts your search history is gunna get you on a watchlist.
@FryingPanPlays16 күн бұрын
Intrusive thought: I want to jump off this 100 story building Neurolink: 👍
@hassankhalid712215 күн бұрын
😂
@wahyutriwibowo180315 күн бұрын
l'appel du vide - “the call of the void” suddenly not a missed call.
@ThinkpulseNetwork15 күн бұрын
Nuerolink action when they see this comment
@tombradydeflates831319 күн бұрын
It’s all fun and games until someone quite literally hacks your brain
@venge566519 күн бұрын
Your brain is an analog computer; it can’t be hacked. But someone can upload you nightmare while you’re sleeping 😂 though.
@Judgement-xv1pr19 күн бұрын
@@venge5665I would be so pissed if someone zip bombs my neuralink with mha fanfics as a ”prank”.
@HanzOrHans19 күн бұрын
@@Judgement-xv1pr ZIP BOMBS MY NEURALINK
@mikle026619 күн бұрын
@@Judgement-xv1prhonestly no one send massive amounts of big titty goth girls to my neuralink i would be so mad 😡
@Mostly_memes19 күн бұрын
If your intrusive thoughts win😭
@Havadcadabra3 күн бұрын
I’ll just wait for the wireless update. 💀
@ChrisAnimates-ca3 күн бұрын
"Yo what neuralink did you get?" "Zackdfilms"
@dcdares14 күн бұрын
"How did you die?" "An ad came on while I was in the car about my comment blowing up"
@Coolbroadam2000_RBLX11 күн бұрын
Doctor: 🤦🤦🤦 Family: 😭😭😭 Elon musk: 📉📉📉💸💸💸
@Mini_Bluey8299 күн бұрын
May that model fly high🕊️
@arvt_8 күн бұрын
erm actually it just transmits electrical signals from your brain and doesn't actually have an input 🤓 ☝️
@dcdares6 күн бұрын
@@arvt_ r/wooosh
@NickH_1219 күн бұрын
POV: You're the first one to fall asleep at the sleepover
@lestinkythingy19 күн бұрын
😂
@Akko119 күн бұрын
Never gets old 🤣🤣🤣😭
@sirrudy123319 күн бұрын
Lol 😂
@Black_sukuna19 күн бұрын
That's messed up
@All-Fur-Coat_No-Trousers19 күн бұрын
Bro, it's just a prank!
@teckkinglee21283 күн бұрын
Bully: I think you're dumb Me: with neural link I will be dumb anymore
@YOUR_LOCAL_BRUNETTE813Күн бұрын
“With a surgeon *drilling a hole in your head*” “Not scary at all.”
@winterbloxyz24 күн бұрын
Imagine sleeping at 3am and you randomly get a ad 💀💀
@spiral-tm9uc24 күн бұрын
one minute ago is crazy 💀
@Hudsongray12324 күн бұрын
@@spiral-tm9ucno one asking is crazy
@winterbloxyz24 күн бұрын
@@spiral-tm9uc51 seconds ago
@swagger_rushed24 күн бұрын
@@Hudsongray123dawg
@ZachDfilmsSuxks24 күн бұрын
Would you like to play Gacha life with me
@user-ts2oi6mq6h23 күн бұрын
"How did you die?" "i got hacked" "ah, getting hacked by a machete hurts" "well..."
@user-vx2vl9cr5m21 күн бұрын
*me then trying to explain to the 100 year old explorer who got betrayed by his friend after they ran out of food how a robot can cut you open and put a chip in your brain*
@Nochannel1245320 күн бұрын
🤯🧠
@Tooneric52523 күн бұрын
@@Nochannel12453 ZERO-what?
@siriwanintanin8724 күн бұрын
Its all cool until your homie starts making a battle of sending 100's of memes
@user-yb6xn5lx9c3 күн бұрын
" Thinks about f1 racing " *Neurolink say no more*