"Finesse" the art of jamming throttles back and fort hard enough to make belts squeal...

Can we have a minute's silence in memory of the gearbox

Still holds the record for most fenders out to this day.

Neutral is your friend. This guy is trying to drive his boat like a car.

I thought despite his heavy throttle hand he was getting it done until I realizes he was just going down wind out of control until he hit the dock and ripped the fender off. Surprisingly it did not look like a rental with the emergency outboats on the back that somehow he did not crunch! This is a good case where a single throttle and gear shift is not a good idea. Had he just left it in idle and used the shift lever he would have had so much better and safer control. Oh well...... Thanks for posting.

I always wondered how people make it into those tightly packed marinas without hitting anything. I guess the answer is they don't.

Throttle up until the belt squeaks! So that’s how to walk the boat!! Thanks coach!!!

Calling this boat a yacht would be like calling a Ford Pinto a racecar.

he bounced off everything except his fenders lol. Always a warning sign...

Part of it, is that (at least in my area) they do not have a "driver's license) for boats. You have the money to buy or rent, you can then drive, and that is wrong. If you really get down to it, it IS the problem. Putting that aside, us boaters need to practice, out in the open until we are really good, but we don't do that. Practice in all kinds of circumstances, wind of the port, off the starboard, off the stern, off the bow, currents from different directions. Go slow--but know when even THAT, is not the answer. And what happens when the engine stalls? Where do you place your crew on the boat when/if the engine stalls--or any other problem. WHAT should they have in their hands? The list goes on, it is as they say "pretty simple--when you know how". And if you don't how, NOW is not the time to start learning. My two cents.

Word has it that to the day, he's still trying to park that thing.

That's how I always approach this challenge. What's the problem? Just don't be timid, throttles down, full speed ahead!

He's not using near enough throttle!

Everyone starts off as a noob and takes the walk of shame atleast once.

That is why you should never rent a boat without local skipper

I feel sorry for the transmission. That can't be easy on the gears.

You can tell by the number of fenders he has overboard that this isn't his first time hitting other boats, docks, concrete, you name it.

Rip this mans transmission

This is what it looks like when Skippy is operating the throttle.

Hey at least he had fenders out every 3 feet. He knew he was aquatically challenged...

don't help. just stand there like a dope and record.

anyone with a small boat like that with two davits with a rib and an outboard hanging off the back like that should be considered dangerous

To gledam svaki dan, u živo na molu, užas!!!

Captain Bratwurst from Dresden💪🏻

His inexperience tells 😂

My favorite boat name ever was "Sailbad the Sinner". Maybe this guy is a relative.

Looks like a fellow I know. His qualification to operate a boat is having lots of money. He believes in "terrain assisted docking". Now has a 50 foot floating condo. I cant call it a boat. The thought of him out on Puget Sound has me running for a high mountain lake.

This guy drives like a US Naval Officer I once knew!

What a plonker, I feel sorry for his boat, his car and his acquaintances.

In the amended words of Christopher Walken, "I got a fevah, and the only cure, is more throttle".

is this the annual mad man marina boat dockkng challenge? cause this guy would win worst of the year

I think he was showing off at first, then that camouflage rock had other ideas

When you don’t know how to use your engine to control your boat.

What the hell did I just watch....????? Hard day of drinking obviously

You NEVER want to hear CRUNCH , on a Fiberglass Boat !!!

This song should be listened to while watching the video. The Hues : So I'd like to know where, you got the notion Said I'd like to know where, you got the notion To rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby

Flat bottom boats drift easy and fast, so it's not allways easy to get current fast over the rudder. Two Engine hole different or som bowthuster..

Das kennen wir alle, die einen Vollgleiter haben! Ist einfach super empfindlich bei Wind und ohne Geschwindigkeit. Ich sage nur; learning by doing! We all know that, who have a full glider! Is just super sensitive in wind and with no speed. I only say; learning by doing!

this reminds me a friend of mine named Ernesto Volpe with his fiart 25

But, above all, i really don't understood where he wanted to go! :D

I've never understood why there isn't a boat "driving license." They will sell the biggest and fastest boat to the stupidest person with zero experience, no knowledge of maritime rules or law and then he is turned loose to raise hell. I just don't get it.

This falls into the "more money than brains" category.

Half the people make major mistakes like this because they are trying to look all cool for the people watching them. Dont worry about the people watching, Just do your thing.

Guy has zero knowledge...

Never ever help a throttle jockey...you will end up with a nick name.....Three finger-insert name here-.....

More proof that money is no substitute for intelligence

He should be banned to ever set his feet on a boat EVER AGAIN!!!!

I thought the bow sprint was designed to harpoon a whale... not carry one!

Where was the yacht?

That looks like something the Beverly Hillbillys would drive.

Aye ramming speed captain

I think the engine idle is stuck up high or he's clueless.

If that’s a yacht then my Chevy Impala is a Lamborghini

Just go slow and controlled...

Lmao the belt squeal is hilarious, this guy should not be operating a boat!!!!!

id say an outgoing tide was going on. Happens to the best of us. Especially ones without knowledge of currents

Well, there goes his deposit.

reminds me of my super driver brotherr with his new ZTR- finally traded it for a steering wheel

Can you say "heavy handed"? Easy on the controls, man.

I think the boat was blocking the view of the yacht.

Das tut weh. Schönen Gruß vom Getriebe. Der hat keine Ahnung was er da macht.

Trying to drive a boat like a car

Being a rental boat it may have bad engine control cables making it hard to control...

just slam shift it from forward to reverse as often as possible, what could go wrong?

Grande manovra,il comandante schettino gli fa un bocchino!

NEED MORE BUMPERS

Boy if he would have hit that bayliner he would have been hitting probably the best boat ever built( not anyone who owns a bayliner doesn't know shit about boating). Maybe he was drunk or just having a bad day. Not people like this are the ones who get people killed or hurt on the water. Some people should just stay off the water or maybe get something they can handle like a kayak or John boat

Needs to go to mrs puffs boat driving school

Always.. Always.. Always... go full throttle..

Crack and beer do mix. You just have to take the boat out of the equation. I see he has all the extra gear on board. Dingy surf board a bunch of fenders. More dollars than sense.

I don’t think I could be that bad even if I was 6 times the limit.

a couple of beers more and he would have got it.....

The great sailor

Any idiot can own a boat. Doesn't mean they know what to do with it...

the person on the bridge was suppose to help!!!

Windage! High sided, no fore foot and a helm with no throttle sensitivity whatsoever. Did I mention they didn't have a plan either. Ah well at least it makes good click bait. And in truth that wasn't really a confined space. I'll let the rest of the skippers say what should have been done...

Every time I see shit like this, I get anxiety.

All this would have been prevented with more Buoys

1:05 so much for the side bumpers

Nice! More work for us grp guys...

Wow 🤦‍♂️ sell your boat before you sink it

it's a boat with a clown at the wheel.

Looks like the tide/current was messing with his chi....

I have no idea why I clicked

Captain Crunch.

😀😀😀😀 Bow, so lausig am fahren? 😁 Dead ist mit in 12 Jahren nicht passiert. Fad auch noch mit einem Z Antrieb, leichter geht es doch kaum. Ist sich ja wahrlich nur ein sehr kleines Böötschen. Würde viel üben, Gas geben kann jeder

The issue is that he needed a few more fenders...

Haha that's a good captain

Too many rum runners!

Yacht?

All the grear and no idea

Yep. Don't do that...

where is the yacht

Hahaha when in doubt throttle out.

just turn the motor off, more $$$ than brains!!

It’s ok, I always do it like this

What the F ??? why so much power??? let it trim... just a notch.. then let the wind do the work.. keep it calm.. it's not a car...

OOOOHHH YEEEAAAHHH FRENCH TWAAAATS NO PROBLEM

Incompetenza allo stato puro

I watched video twice, but I still has no clue - what he fuck was he trying to do?))