How NOT to Play Poker

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Mariano

Mariano

3 ай бұрын

Hey! My name is Mariano, and this channel is about poker & travel.
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@jakoshin4702
@jakoshin4702 3 ай бұрын
Mariano, I already know how not to play poker.
@Mastamedina
@Mastamedina 3 ай бұрын
😂😂 fr
@charliechan6827
@charliechan6827 3 ай бұрын
LOL....but you gotta give our Boy props for entertainment value.
@JakeDarrow211
@JakeDarrow211 3 ай бұрын
Now that’s funny!😂😂
@HecG57
@HecG57 3 ай бұрын
Sir, you have a lot more to learn about not knowing how to play poker. Dont be fooled this lesson is only the beginning.
@christopherton
@christopherton 3 ай бұрын
Do you win every session you play ?
@gkLA33
@gkLA33 3 ай бұрын
Biggest loser in this game is that poor woman who has to massage Vertucci’s shoulders
@RobRochon
@RobRochon 3 ай бұрын
lol!!! Hilarious!! But that said at least her bank account doesn't drop at the end of the session like half the players do! haha!!
@christopherton
@christopherton 3 ай бұрын
Can you imagine how hairy and gross he smells drinking and sweating all game. ? Hope he tips well.
@AmericanSecurity1
@AmericanSecurity1 3 ай бұрын
@@christopherton as much as he bitches and cries every time he loses a hand, I doubt he even tips. My highlight of every game when someone stacks him and he loses his mind.
@jean-davidroy9997
@jean-davidroy9997 3 ай бұрын
Broooo 😂 you didn’t have to do him like that! 😅
@SK-kp2qq
@SK-kp2qq 3 ай бұрын
She’s the one who wears the device and colludes with LUDA, you heard it here first 😊😊
@Platipus725
@Platipus725 3 ай бұрын
I really appreciate your humility. When you screw up you say you screw up and own it.
@CrimsonWulph
@CrimsonWulph 3 ай бұрын
Knob gobbler
@jamescooper4108
@jamescooper4108 3 ай бұрын
What else is he gonna do? He lost loads of money gotta pump out more KZfaq content to recoup
@MarianoPoker
@MarianoPoker 3 ай бұрын
@@jamescooper4108yep the $3.26 ad revenue is keeping the lights on
@jamescooper4108
@jamescooper4108 3 ай бұрын
@@MarianoPokeryou can pretend you don’t make money from KZfaq that’s fine but most people know better… it’s funny how you specify KZfaq ads I didn’t say the ads were going to get you your money back, by the way you handled nik airballs comments about tanking with KK preflop like a champ by crying and whining the next 5 minutes and telling him to leave, good stuff brother
@recPokerFish
@recPokerFish 3 ай бұрын
@@jamescooper4108 dude anyone can go to any of the websites that estimate revenue from YT and see what he is making ...it's not a lot of $
@nnarquise
@nnarquise 3 ай бұрын
“I think the solution to all this dilemma is to play 3 high” this is why I love your channel so much. Never fails to add humor even after a bad session. Great video as always Mariano.
@dh381
@dh381 3 ай бұрын
Mariano owns it up like a man. No excuses, no blah blah. He's going to come back with that attitude
@pedrohenriquegaia1316
@pedrohenriquegaia1316 3 ай бұрын
Man, I’m from Brazil and I just wanted to say that you are one of the reasons I fell in love with this game. Bad phases always come to teach us something; don’t get discouraged. Your game is incredible, and with adjustments, you’ll go wherever you want.
@Psyc0tic
@Psyc0tic 3 ай бұрын
He won like a mil last year lol. He’s fine
@makemoney3282
@makemoney3282 3 ай бұрын
@@Psyc0ticdon’t get it twisted. He won’t get alla that, shit prolly not even near that, he sells shares
@Psyc0tic
@Psyc0tic 3 ай бұрын
@@makemoney3282 mmmm pretty sure he owns 100% of him self in 99% of his sessions
@meme-ge8tq
@meme-ge8tq 3 ай бұрын
I find it super admirable how you're so transparent with your gameplay - no sugarcoating it like some channels that make poker seem like it's a free money generator.
@EdwinBetancourtJr
@EdwinBetancourtJr 3 ай бұрын
Marino was jealous of Rampage getting all the punt action. 🤣
@mikedungy
@mikedungy 3 ай бұрын
Lol
@mikedungy
@mikedungy 3 ай бұрын
Their big name pros, how u think they get the money to play these games. Theyve grinded it up
@officertenpenny9792
@officertenpenny9792 3 ай бұрын
​@@Paul-fe9ffhe's up 850k last year, sounds like a poker player to me
@jeffreypardue2762
@jeffreypardue2762 3 ай бұрын
"Punt action" lol
@lennypinskiy6598
@lennypinskiy6598 3 ай бұрын
I don’t know too much about poker, just like to watch for entertainment value. I watch both Mariano and Ethan. To the layman, I’d say that Mariano is a stronger player. He gives off the vibe of someone who knows what he’s doing.
@untouchable360x
@untouchable360x 3 ай бұрын
If you break even in Poker, you are ahead of the curve.
@miketang8719
@miketang8719 3 ай бұрын
Always if you can beat the rake you’re a winning player
@mr.doriangrey3394
@mr.doriangrey3394 3 ай бұрын
Can’t run like the sun forever man The hustler edit with Star Wars was hilarious and awesome
@xxgrainbarxx
@xxgrainbarxx 3 ай бұрын
One of the most transparent poker vloggers, keep it up, we all like to punt from once in a while.
@jailbreakoverlander
@jailbreakoverlander 3 ай бұрын
I just did same thing at south point folded a chop without showing BOTH cards
@funkywei2
@funkywei2 3 ай бұрын
Really love how you keep it real man. Your thought process, including the rookie mistake is really admirable... looking forward to your next winning session!
@mikebayong8057
@mikebayong8057 3 ай бұрын
I watched that A4 chopped pot Iive...and I was like yeah..the drinks are kicking in 😂😂..you will bounce back though..you always do
@ryanbarry5320
@ryanbarry5320 3 ай бұрын
Best poker Vlogger out there. Everything you make dude is pure gold. win or lose I learned so much from watching you play and hearing your comment.
@christophercumber427
@christophercumber427 3 ай бұрын
Why am i watching a video called “how not to play poker”?What has my life become?
@JOHNSMITH-ve3rq
@JOHNSMITH-ve3rq 2 ай бұрын
Dude watches 10k up and walk away just not paying attention while sipping a milkshake. Amazing content. I can never stop watching this channel.
@leespikes1
@leespikes1 3 ай бұрын
Poker blogger logic is crazy.
@user-ut6tj2nv9f
@user-ut6tj2nv9f 3 ай бұрын
I absolutely love your hand analysis and your full transparency on your wins and losses.. Thank you my brother for the best poker content and hand explanations on KZfaq.
@cruzhernandez7761
@cruzhernandez7761 3 ай бұрын
You have improved my poker game tremendously
@JorgenSwenson
@JorgenSwenson 3 ай бұрын
First comment ⁉️⁉️⁉️
@predadoora
@predadoora 3 ай бұрын
???? How is that even possible?💀
@user-rn8rd9yw8s
@user-rn8rd9yw8s 3 ай бұрын
Great videos. The satire is funny. I’m imagining you trying your hardest not to break character. Your serene voice through all this was hilarious
@ericnerenberg7064
@ericnerenberg7064 3 ай бұрын
I watched Phil Ivey fold a winning flush during the main event a few years ago. It happens to everyone, regardless of the BS anyone says. GL friend
@1morechance09
@1morechance09 3 ай бұрын
Appreciate your outlook on poker/non-poker. You seem to really get it.
@grantdenn
@grantdenn 3 ай бұрын
Your rookie mistake would change my life.
@richboyprado
@richboyprado 3 ай бұрын
Looking real stupid on camera
@vidteacher
@vidteacher 3 ай бұрын
Thanks for the great content, as always, Mariano…good luck in the next one!
@nicciblack2671
@nicciblack2671 3 ай бұрын
Man Mariano I got to be honest...this was had to watch but at the same time, I love the realness in this video!
@Googopqp
@Googopqp 3 ай бұрын
I appreciate you posting these not as great sessions and discussing them along with your mentality in the moments. I've had some rough sessions this week that I felt I just started playing off my game and making plays that I shouldn't have. Or trying to get people off strong holdings and this is in $1/$3 games where you just never should really be assuming your opponents are capable of big lay downs. Basically, I'm playing bad. But I got second in a tournament and bounced around and so will you. Keep it up! Great content!
@lennypinskiy6598
@lennypinskiy6598 3 ай бұрын
Great video Mariano. Loved the transparency in this one. You’re a great poker vlogger. Your content is always entertaining, win or lose. I wish you good luck for the rest of the year.
@xraydonnie1
@xraydonnie1 3 ай бұрын
Mariano I believe you to be a very special person with unlimited abilities. Tks for all your time and efforts with the making of these vids!
@wyattgreen3903
@wyattgreen3903 3 ай бұрын
Love the Vlogs bro keep them coming 🙏
@BSweetVideos
@BSweetVideos 3 ай бұрын
That was an awesome interview with Vertucci. You have a brand that can transcend poker imo and hope you keep at it.
@xavierharding8938
@xavierharding8938 3 ай бұрын
One bad session does not define the greatness that is within you. Do you think that when Harry MaQuire has a bad game he gives up ? Of course not ! He gets right back out there on the pitch and continues to score own goals. Now get back up on that horse and fly like ET ! What we do in this life echoes an eternity !
@pattyonabun7476
@pattyonabun7476 3 ай бұрын
Rootin for you man. Love your vibes, the upswing is comin your way soon hang in there
@atxchaser
@atxchaser 3 ай бұрын
Mariana, love your transparency and taking us with you for the grind.
@Johneoeoeoe
@Johneoeoeoe 3 ай бұрын
In terms of quantity in your videos, you are the best poker vloger. I'm a fan of yours and I always root for you brother.
@edwardkain5006
@edwardkain5006 3 ай бұрын
Watched you discuss this on Nik’s pod. Sounds like you have a really good understanding of the causes of this session. You consistently impress with your maturity and level headedness off the felt.
@rkvere
@rkvere 3 ай бұрын
You are positively crazy man. Its very good to hear honest analyze of both ends of poker.
@JLRRyan
@JLRRyan 3 ай бұрын
Love your style Mariano. Even listened to your interview with Nick and Veronica. You seem like a down to earth dude. Easy to root for. Keep your head up and stay grounded my dude
@megaclash3r744
@megaclash3r744 3 ай бұрын
love the beats youre using for your vlogs! theyre so chill haha, can I ask where you get them from? (just for personal use not for videos or something like that)
@robleaney9803
@robleaney9803 3 ай бұрын
Pretty sure he makes them as he has said many times he creates music and I can't seem to find alot of the tracks in his videos. Unreleased songs makes the most sense..
@miithic5948
@miithic5948 3 ай бұрын
would love to hear your thought process while not knowing villians hands
@pocketkings5663
@pocketkings5663 11 күн бұрын
Great vid, and thanks for the sharing of mistakes & learning. I am a fan from Europe, and I not only enjoy watching your videos but learn from them as well. Question: you ever play OMAHA?
@manueld5253
@manueld5253 3 ай бұрын
22:57 “Brown Balla is a good player” 🤣🤣🤣
@TheGalleria35
@TheGalleria35 3 ай бұрын
Good video! Thanks for talking through your process.
@ericmendoza8474
@ericmendoza8474 3 ай бұрын
What’s up bud I am one of the people who watch your videos and always have said you rarely show your Ls……I know it definitely sucks to run bad, punt and lose, but I respect 🫡 the fact you made this video…. You’re definitely a way better player than I’ll ever be, but thanks for making this video…..shows how much class you got man 💯
@ahmadkoopal3120
@ahmadkoopal3120 3 ай бұрын
Love the creativity you put into preparing your blogs :)
@Wildest_Wahoo
@Wildest_Wahoo 3 ай бұрын
Is Profitville anywhere near Flavor town?
@bendixon3854
@bendixon3854 3 ай бұрын
Might as well have just filmed me playing at this point, love the content!
@heyguytv356
@heyguytv356 3 ай бұрын
Hi Mariano,my idol,can I ask u a question ,do u build bankroll poker from level low to high or from another job and start the career poker professional???
@hunterwalls-wood1252
@hunterwalls-wood1252 3 ай бұрын
I lose a $60 tournament at my local card store and feel like the world is over after a bad beat. Watching your vlogs and seeing your attitude even when things are going wrong encourage me to keep going. Thanks for always showing the real side of poker.
@BruceFord-pe3ge
@BruceFord-pe3ge 3 ай бұрын
I’m stunned you folded chopped hands twice. Would love to know what you were thinking as it can get distracting for sure. Thanks for such a transparent and detailed breakdown. Great job!
@wildpleasureswildpleasures2355
@wildpleasureswildpleasures2355 3 ай бұрын
That opening joke with the facial expression got me
@matt5656
@matt5656 3 ай бұрын
It happens bro, Ive been playing 10 years and last year i folded QQ when opponent shower AA, and i completely missed that a straight ran out on board. I also needed new glasses at the time. Lol.
@shandyschaffner2839
@shandyschaffner2839 3 ай бұрын
Good on you for your humble pie sir. It sucks to do a bad call or whatever but to be reflective and not pissy about it . Good vlog.
@inri9817
@inri9817 3 ай бұрын
Congrats on the new home bro! Keep your head up.
@peterkwek8742
@peterkwek8742 3 ай бұрын
Appreciate Ur honesty, I am sure u can get it back , really enjoyed watching Ur vlog
@TheScapegoat420
@TheScapegoat420 3 ай бұрын
That king was a dagger in the heart.
@dennishughes8233
@dennishughes8233 3 ай бұрын
I dont know where you found that beat with prodigys voice sampled in the beginning, but that was fire. Need to know where to find it
@The_Cohen
@The_Cohen 3 ай бұрын
I have watched you play for the last few years and you generally play well and run well. You will get it back.
@reecefox4763
@reecefox4763 3 ай бұрын
Where’s can I get the grind days shirt?
@khmer5o3
@khmer5o3 3 ай бұрын
Hey Mariano! Glad to see another vlog. How are you doing today my man? Enjoying Spring yet?
@pocketBreaker
@pocketBreaker 3 ай бұрын
Apparently u didnt watch the video
@khmer5o3
@khmer5o3 3 ай бұрын
@@pocketBreaker lol, i'm asking how he's doing in general. we all know he's not feeling great about this video. use your brain some time buddy.
@MoeMoneypoker
@MoeMoneypoker 3 ай бұрын
On a down swing myself, this year, keep your head up. See you in az when you visit. Let me know
@mttmmedia
@mttmmedia 3 ай бұрын
You weren't wasted lol
@zeejohn007
@zeejohn007 3 ай бұрын
Mariano u r a good player man overall. Cheers to that.
@OfferMeMoney
@OfferMeMoney 3 ай бұрын
Mariano “I’m having a downswing. Rampage “Hold my beer.”
@iwioz
@iwioz 3 ай бұрын
U omitted the "watch this" hand. Where it was a chop and u folded 😂😂
@user-ty1kg5cs1g
@user-ty1kg5cs1g 3 ай бұрын
Awful feeling when you beat yourself
@TobyRedMilo
@TobyRedMilo 3 ай бұрын
🔥 music at the beginning
@cactuarnoob100
@cactuarnoob100 3 ай бұрын
Accountability is the hardest thing to master no matter what stake you pay. Thanks for sharing this.
@ottorodrigues163
@ottorodrigues163 3 ай бұрын
Appreciate your humility 👏
@paumsr1662
@paumsr1662 3 ай бұрын
Hello! Name of the intro hiphop song? Ty
@Troy2573
@Troy2573 3 ай бұрын
What’s going on with the music gigs?
@JoeyIGT
@JoeyIGT 3 ай бұрын
with lessons learned for sure there will be better times ahead
@mkader2494
@mkader2494 3 ай бұрын
omg i feel for you! better runs to come.
@ent3ndu
@ent3ndu 3 ай бұрын
The DJI mic is great, use the included dead cat attachment when outside
@justinscherb749
@justinscherb749 3 ай бұрын
Lol 2 chops you folded! Gotta laugh.
@fitzzz2347
@fitzzz2347 3 ай бұрын
what kinda shirt is that?
@jessedurham6575
@jessedurham6575 3 ай бұрын
Keep going Mariano
@mikezaloznyy5613
@mikezaloznyy5613 3 ай бұрын
I mean "How not to play poker" could be a title for every single vlog you make!
@zeebags9885
@zeebags9885 3 ай бұрын
He was just up six figures. That’s poker. Up and down. I’ll bet by December he’ll be up a little on the year. Rampage… not so much.
@brianpechin3959
@brianpechin3959 3 ай бұрын
Bros worst session looks like a regular Tuesday for rampage lately
@GabGotti3
@GabGotti3 3 ай бұрын
One of the things I don’t like about hustler is they do the percentages after accounting for the hands that were folded.
@gitargr8
@gitargr8 3 ай бұрын
It's nice that you're trying to make Rampage feel better about his play lately.
@jonnysfishingadventures9959
@jonnysfishingadventures9959 3 ай бұрын
The way your commentary says how your plays were terrible but the next video comes out and it keeps happening, that bluff into AJ was a wild punt
@jonnysfishingadventures9959
@jonnysfishingadventures9959 3 ай бұрын
And before I finish the video I hear, "and I think the solution must be to play 3 high" 😂
@exhan1
@exhan1 3 ай бұрын
You are easily one of the best instinct players I’ve ever seen
@move_i_got_this5659
@move_i_got_this5659 3 ай бұрын
20:45 “You’re right, I don’t have spades.”
@griffy85b
@griffy85b 3 ай бұрын
Sorry about the loss, Mariano. Sometimes that's just how poker goes. Keep grinding and playing your game, you'll climb your way out of the red.
@johnmar6376
@johnmar6376 3 ай бұрын
In poker you win some you lose some. I'm happy as long as my winnings are more than my losses. Tough session but as good as you are; you'll get it all back. Thank you for the upload kid.
@jimmyhuynh6049
@jimmyhuynh6049 3 ай бұрын
the hand 88 , why would you call. flush, trips, two pair, straight. any of those will beat your pair. can you explain your reasoning to call ??
@TakenGTs
@TakenGTs 3 ай бұрын
Rampage and Mariano torching stacks with their last vids 😭😭😭
@zeebags9885
@zeebags9885 3 ай бұрын
Yes. And both getting called down on their bluffs. Bluffs shouldn’t be played as much as Rampage plays them. I noticed Mariano having the same luck with them.
@TakenGTs
@TakenGTs 3 ай бұрын
@@zeebags9885 Yes they're absolutely over bluffing and playing too many hands, but it is live poker and running card dead on top of tilt while being a vlogger trying to make content most likely leads to these situations. I haven't played live so that's my assumption.
@jopeckproductions782
@jopeckproductions782 3 ай бұрын
Mariano you gotta learn from this session, dude. I can't imagine how hard high stakes is; I would've cracked too. But you can't play poker at high stakes if you crack like this. -josh
@mathewstubbs
@mathewstubbs 3 ай бұрын
I learn how not to play poker every time Rampage uploads a video :(
@LittIeMLO
@LittIeMLO 3 ай бұрын
Happens to the best of us Mariano. Bad luck mate
@fredtillson1493
@fredtillson1493 3 ай бұрын
dude i hope you had a dedicated driver for the ride home today
@angelousromero
@angelousromero 3 ай бұрын
It’s good to know you are human too. Love your humility and humblesness . You’ll be alright
@michaelyamin7156
@michaelyamin7156 3 ай бұрын
Thank you for the lesson
@HeyMichaelLeo
@HeyMichaelLeo 3 ай бұрын
If we want to know how to lose in poker we can just watch your buddy Rampage. 😂
@mdini5841
@mdini5841 3 ай бұрын
What is the stream etiquette on that hand Mariano and Dylan should have chopped? After Dylan sees it should have been a chop, should he give Mariano half the pot back or a little rebate? Curious
@homargarcia149
@homargarcia149 3 ай бұрын
Mariano and rampage only win when they get lucky not by playing good! They try to bluff a lot in streams… they feel the stream pressure.
@nervyodds3937
@nervyodds3937 3 ай бұрын
I’m letting the ads play out so you can get some of your money back. It may be only 30 cents, but it’ll add back up to this loss, eventually.
@OpticDTiger
@OpticDTiger 3 ай бұрын
That missed chop was rough. You’ll never do it again. Going down as one of the greatest.
@SV-VA
@SV-VA 3 ай бұрын
I'm curious...Rampage was at your table. What did he think about your many punts?? :P
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