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@thiago_maximo0464Ай бұрын
I love how 100 rated players can make the absolute best moves sometimes and also not see that they're riding their horse to their deaths
@vervixx9272Ай бұрын
and sometimes they do both at the same time.
@theoboangiu7950Ай бұрын
Surprisingly balanced challenge! That guy must've been like "wait, you can checkmate without 2 queens?"
@RoundShadesАй бұрын
Right lmao? Hopefully this actually becomes a lesson for them too, after having seen it once.
@chrisv4758Ай бұрын
Introverted chess: No one wants to be the center of attention. None of your pieces or pawns can enter or move through the four center squares of the board.
@user-xm1rp7hu5vАй бұрын
Тоo easy. Let's change it to 16
@magnetsphere2872Ай бұрын
Too easy, full board Also I think he done did that already
@carlsong6438Ай бұрын
Think this one has been done
@fabioguggeri325Ай бұрын
I like how he added 5 points after taking that rook, but still didn't use anything other than the minor pieces. TESTOSTERONE.
@kemosonicfan123lbpАй бұрын
Didn't need to
@lewisirwin5363Ай бұрын
How come taking the enemy Rook gave him 5 points, when it only took 3 points to activate his own Rook?
@fabioguggeri325Ай бұрын
@@lewisirwin5363 I don't understand your question, he didn't activate any rooks
@lewisirwin5363Ай бұрын
@@fabioguggeri325 Whoops, prolly confused the Bishops
@WingedEspeonАй бұрын
It only put him to 8 which didn't activate the queen, and his remaining rook was already on a good square and there were more pressing move to make than grabbing a pawn with it.
@anime_enjoyer5507Ай бұрын
5:18 why does his ''we win" sounds like a villain where all of his plan work out in his favor
@FlechasheАй бұрын
"I won"
@lukasmayer9041Ай бұрын
all according to keikaku (keikaku means plan)
@MartinPuskinАй бұрын
Made me think of Light Yagami
@Spexx368Ай бұрын
Me: plays a random chess move because I’m bad at it Chess people: ah I see you are playing the Nurburgring defense
@dibenpАй бұрын
I love how you checkmated with the bishops and knight, since that was a frequently requested challenge. We got a two for one today. 🎉
@bloodleader5Ай бұрын
Technically it only counts if it's a checkmate with one bishop and one knight, but that's almost impossible to pull off.
@kiro3854Ай бұрын
Leeroy Jenkins Chess: Randomly select a pawn. Move only this pawn on your first two turns. This pawn must stay alive for the rest of the match or the video ends.
@roma540Ай бұрын
First move is forced to be 2 squares, or certified coward
@rohan1864Ай бұрын
Boy would you be crying if he'd just taken that h pawn though
@WonkieNJАй бұрын
5:12 I know it's a 100 rated player, but that's still a mouse slip 100%. Poor dude.
@deandelvin9924Ай бұрын
Simp didn't say this guy wasn't a paid actor. Hmmm...
@moderndayvampire1469Ай бұрын
Well, he wants the queen, so no, that's not a misclick. Just a blunder.
@kyrarose4517Ай бұрын
You know, l always wondered how mouse slips could be so common. Then l played on this site for the first time myself and had like ten mouse slips within an hour. Yeah... l have a habit of fidget clicking pieces l don't plan to move because in my head l think "Dragging=Moving" But now l'm curious how people even hit 100 rating. l'm atrocious at chess and hover in the low 300...
@BWeManXАй бұрын
I love how he both seemed to know AND not know that you could only move pawns at first
@NeunEinserАй бұрын
I love how even when Simp interprets the challenge the most sensible way, people still try to point out things the challenge didn't word 100% accurately.
@emmeeemmАй бұрын
Holy smokes, that got dicey! The challenge said that "pawns" had to capture material values, not that "*your* pawns" had to capture such a value of materials. So actually, the pawn recapture at 4... fxe5 contributed one point of material for challenge purposes, and your Queen was movable within the challenge rules after 18. exd6 Of course, by that time, you didn't really need your Queen to win anyway, but awesome work taking down a 100-rated player without moving the Royalty at all!
@xaviersavard6343Ай бұрын
And people said my balance the board challenge was impossible...
@sp4cef0rc37Ай бұрын
"subscribe or your cat blunders your maiden" Golden Easter egg right here.
@davidtitanium22Ай бұрын
the one time a 100 rated didn't move their queen and she helped in getting checkmated
@Sior-personАй бұрын
This was an actual hellhole-
@idonnow2Ай бұрын
Probably the greatest paid actor in this entire series
@dawidwojacki5049Ай бұрын
Did anyone noticed that icons on the left say: "Subscribe Or Your Cat Blunders Your Maiden"?
@MattMorencyАй бұрын
Congratulations. You are now part of the club.
@peterstangl8295Ай бұрын
You should go back and check the other videos, you're in for a surprise 😉
@gianlucatartaro1335Ай бұрын
It’s amazing how the 5 extra points weren’t even needed at the end. That sick mate still managed to happen!
@ecMathGeekАй бұрын
Definitely blundered a pawn, but the comeback was impressive.
@plzletmebefrankАй бұрын
This one would be cool to see again.
@redeye4516Ай бұрын
I would bet a thousand dollars that he didn't see the checkmate and was just trying to get revenge on your bishop for taking his knight.
@AlresuАй бұрын
I like after the "We win" still only the minor pieces were used and the 8 points didn't matter at all :)
@rookjamesonАй бұрын
Great challenge and great execution! I love how the voice cracked when you blundered the pawn xD
@zombie5176Ай бұрын
of all the unpaid actors I've ever seen, this guy MIGHT be paid
@TexanMiror2Ай бұрын
Wow, that was a tough one. And as a result, it was very fun to watch.
@LittlesmugАй бұрын
Wow, that was really an exciting opponent and challenge, keep up the good work
@DiabloTheKingOfHellАй бұрын
Fun fact: The name of this challenge is "utter pawnage."
@Ozymandias83Ай бұрын
Yin yang: after capturing on a dark (or light) square, you must move to a light (or dark) square.
@JackVermicelliАй бұрын
I didn't expect a bishop to be moved, when he only qualified up to 3 point pieces.
@peace2652Ай бұрын
That must have felt good
@imjust2whiteАй бұрын
I was waiting for black to not recapture the pawn on g7, and then Simp would have to decide whether to promote to a knight/bishop that could move, or a queen that couldn't.
@ms-starАй бұрын
This game is pretty rare given that you have less amount of material
@johnagatesАй бұрын
Classical Fischer Random: play a game of fisher random, but you may only move pieces that are in their proper starting spots in classical chess
@TheMMMificationАй бұрын
The clutch on this one.
@whosilenceАй бұрын
Impressive payed actor
@San-lh8usАй бұрын
that was a really good challenge!
@KayronTheFifthАй бұрын
I dont know Simp, the instructions say 'Equal to' the amount of captured material, not 'Equal to or greater.' Your last few moves were against the rules, weren't they?
@benjfr5723Ай бұрын
Chess but climate is capricious : every odd (resp.even) move you cannot move a piece that is on the four leftmost (resp. rightmost) comumns
@foursixone7251Ай бұрын
From 3:40 i kept expecting the opponent to play Bc3 ending the video
@jaideepshekhar4621Ай бұрын
Hello! ❤ Edit: Absolutely insane ending! Great unpaid actor, since simp didn't refute it. 🤔
@sukositbАй бұрын
your opening plan is the most ambitious yet.
@simonpaga4232Ай бұрын
i did reasearch for king value😁
@simonpaga4232Ай бұрын
typo lol
@nhpkm1Ай бұрын
Simp have you considered adding the game review analysis accuracy at the end of the game / video . I would love that
@dragonduke5872Ай бұрын
Chess but you don’t understand the rules: You cannot move any piece(not pawns) until your opponent moves that piece so you can understand how that piece works. You also can not move your pawns 2 spaces on their first move or capture unless you see your opponent do so with a pawn.
@NeverSnowsАй бұрын
clean.
@John-yg1cqАй бұрын
Close call!
@martinnolhaf3151Ай бұрын
that was good!!
@theleo98Ай бұрын
It's funny that taking the rook gave him 5 points but he still check mated only using the minors pieces
@interactiiАй бұрын
Good work today, Simp.
@vita7632Ай бұрын
i read the title "How strong are the paws?"
@choco1101Ай бұрын
Given what’s coming soon in theaters, this sounds like something Deadpool would say to Wolverine 😂
@waldoman7Ай бұрын
You bought one piece and started moving all of them... It's said piece, not piece type
@PankypopsАй бұрын
Did the TTS sound weird in this video for anyone else?
@dee5559Ай бұрын
Ngl that one made me sweat! 👍
@boredlakeАй бұрын
Well if the king is worth 3.5 then the pawns can never capture an “equal” amount of material…? Why isn’ it just worth 4 😭
@smbaileyАй бұрын
Congratulations on also winning "chess, but neither player can move their queen" against a 100 rated player.
@QamarPlАй бұрын
This give me an idea. What about?: In order to activate any single piece (not pawn) you must spend number of points equal to floor function of value of that piece. You earn points whenever pawn captures a piece or pawn (your or your opponent's) equal to point value of captured material. I wander which challenge is harder.
@bloodleader5Ай бұрын
Floor function?
@QamarPlАй бұрын
@@bloodleader5 In asian it suggests that king should have value of 3.
@bloodleader5Ай бұрын
@@QamarPl So when you say "floor function" do you mean rounding down?
@QamarPlАй бұрын
@@bloodleader5 That's how that function works.
@bloodleader5Ай бұрын
@@QamarPl Just say rounding, it's what any normal person understands. I was the top of my class in math and I've never heard of a "floor function". I'm almost 30.
@B0NES48Ай бұрын
Now do it in reverse. You can only move pieces equal to the material point loss
@depotheose7890Ай бұрын
No upload today?
@kirito5547Ай бұрын
Why do you not take challenges on youtube?
@tarvoc746Ай бұрын
...was this the first time you checkmated with Knight and Bishop?
@mous3kteerАй бұрын
Isn't this a two bishop mate? The knight's nearby, but the only square it's covering is already covered by the light bishop. It's the dark bishop that's covering the rest of the king's options.
@WillHirschUKАй бұрын
never been this early
@K328Ай бұрын
ok
@NoomStuffАй бұрын
Video 192 of asking simp to play fps chess
@sheepcommander_Ай бұрын
razy
@mauijttewaalАй бұрын
Testosterone!
@hdhsxjfhddsАй бұрын
Hm
@callmecrimson4806Ай бұрын
Pawns. Not specifically *your* pawns
@idonnow2Ай бұрын
That's a coward interpretation
@callmecrimson4806Ай бұрын
@@idonnow2 not even interpreting it lol. Read the thumbnail lol
@themobius5798Ай бұрын
@@callmecrimson4806 I mean we added "your" (Simp's) to the "piece" in the beginning, so it's fair to do the same to "pawns" after it
@callmecrimson4806Ай бұрын
@@themobius5798 ooh, time to analyze text! Ok, so it says specifically "Before a piece can move, pawns must capture an equal amount of material to the piece you want moving" Now, without any extra interpretation, or changes to make a challenge more doable, the first piece of the challange would imply every piece (which if we go by drawback chess rules, piece = pawn) is affected by the rule. However, in the next section, it exempts all pawns from that rule, as their movement and captures is what will unlock the challange. And then in the "piece you want moving" part, it clarifies that your opponents pieces are also unaffected by the challenge, as you can only cause your pieces to move on any normal turn (tbf, that was worded weirdly in the challenge, so a little confusing) Ergo: either side's pawns are able to captuer and add to the counter, due to the wording of the challenge.
@themobius5798Ай бұрын
@@callmecrimson4806 boy am i glad that simp is better than his viewers
@theominouspigeonАй бұрын
chess, but it's actually 2D you can't move pieces diagonally through two other pieces, and knights can't jump over pieces
@mamoonrasheedshaik9461Ай бұрын
Bishops/Queen (or pawns) don't jump over the pieces so, their movement can be considered as 2D...
@landonwong3848Ай бұрын
100 rated chess but you are a coward. None of your pieces or pawns can go on the opponents side of the board
@gregorysimon4421Ай бұрын
Blunderlust: you cannot capture a piece until you have blundered that piece yourself. You cannot checkmate until you have blundered a checkmate to your opponent. Your opponent need not accept these blunders.
@RupertAndCheeseАй бұрын
Made it harder for yourself, enemy pawn captures should have been included.
@ReddwarfIVАй бұрын
Well it is meant to be a challenge
@kehtabpegАй бұрын
You should say 100 rated guy with a flag of India, as you don't know he's from India
@colfaxhamilton3052Ай бұрын
Yap a doodle doo Why is blud offended by that
@KnighterforkerАй бұрын
Day 52 Chess, but the game must end in a bishop and knight checkmate
@user-10100Ай бұрын
Today’s game sort of ended in a bishop and knight checkmate. Not the one you’re going for tho.
@Sior-personАй бұрын
Doesn’t bro have a discord channel for this?
@DarthValesandrАй бұрын
when i was tought to play chess , Queen was 10 points. Since whes she is 9 ?
@corradomattevi1379Ай бұрын
Since the beginning of the universe
@ledkicker2392Ай бұрын
Always has been
@DarthValesandrАй бұрын
@@corradomattevi1379 well, my chess book from 1914 year states what Queen = Rook, Bishop and 2 pawns . which is 5+3+2 in points . My other book, Soviet one, states what Queen = 2 Rooks, which is, again , 10 points.
@dex6316Ай бұрын
@@DarthValesandrqueen is considered to be 8 or 9 points (I believe 9 is more common). I don’t know what books you are reading to have 10 points of value.