You only got 44 likes lol

45 now

Plot twist that guy was his dad and he left to get milk afterwards

This could never happen in 40k

​@@sunsetsleeper omfg thats..... that's something 😂

If you raise a kid to DM, you never have to worry about finding a campaign again!

We will be watching your career with great interest.

​@@lootgoblinmarketplace "this little maneuver's gonna cost us 30 years"

​@@spacemarine6212 i mean, I'm 17 and I would say I'm decent at dMing

"most impressive" - emperor palpatine as a dm with anakin.

Nice Oneshot pfp

I just need to last another 5 or sonyears and then he'll be old enough to take over! I MIGHT GET TO PLAY AGAIN!

The board throne be like Maxwell's in Don't Starve

Board Throne... Now I'm just imagining a throne made from the boards of a thousand completed board games Littlefinger: "Its not a thousand. Its barely a few dozen... good ones though."

@@Takintomori being a dm is like a genie, you dont get to play till someone takes over

I mean, technically the problem player took himself out. If he never attacked a random guard for no reason, none of that would have happened. The kid just laid down the "find out" part to the rogue fucking around 😂

Its way More adrenaline inducing when you attack a random guardsmen. Chaotic characters can Be fun, altho luck IS NEEDED ​@@Stunda_

@@briansak9171I need context for this

​@@briansak9171 Chaotic characters can be fun, but this was definitely a "I don't want to roleplay, let me kill people" character, which is *not* fun.

​@briansak9171 if you are going to be chaotic there are many ways to avoid playing a murder hobo, even as a chaotic evil character

and the following one? Oh please bring him every time, he can take "that guy"'s place.

People forget that they were once tiny humans as well. Tiny humans think, feel, reason etc. like the rest of us, they are just often less developed in these faculties. But, that's just the general case. I've met kids with more emotional intelligence than 50 year old manchilds. Just because they're less developed than they'll be when they're adults, still doesn't mean they're less developed than current adults.

​@@DeathbyCrowshuh what how is this related? And the comment is already 9 months old anyway

@@foxyhorse9142are you slow? How do you not get the correlation in what they said?

Because it's talking about intelligent kids. How could it not be correlated ​@@foxyhorse9142

​@@janaepowell9253making fun of the mentally disabled is worse than just being kind of a jerk

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Yeh

Reminds me of that time Autistic kid had embarrassed Dutch military

​@@mixer5557What exactly are you referring to? Sounds interesting.

@@Nai_101 there was this greentext story from dutch soldier in late 90/early 00's whos supperiors believed the army was not prepared well enough for fighting irregular militias. So to test it they picked up random people from the streets to play a wargame against soldiers. And there was autistic teenager who was strongly into history and he obliterated his oponents by some smart tactics

Odds are the party tried to minimise harm. The kid was most likely focusing down the actual culprit.

​@ninja6245-real also depends on the kind of table. As a DM I'm trying to give a satisfying experience rather than aiming to eliminate players, so random encounter enemies don't usually employ much in the way of tactics, they're there to give the players a new kind of puzzle to solve. If I took those same npcs and played tactically like a wargame I wouldn't be surprised if the story was very different.

Sounds like an anime plot.

​@@MainlyHumanits not a random encounter enemy though, they attacked a guard for no clear reason.

@@lulolie that goes in my random encounter bucket. Unless I've deliberately built up the location to be dangerous and scary place I don't actually want unnamed guard no.3 to discontinue a PC that someone has invested a lot of time and effort into. That's not narratively satisfying. Fights like that imo are meant to serve as roadblocks and puzzle pieces, not endgame content.

Seems this kid rolled a nat 20 on the resolve test. He was blessed with the power to eliminate a problem player. And used it to his best ability.

Yes

Indubitable

100%. I wish I could see what this kid gets up to next

Indeeeed

@@TheonlyMaskedMime Indeed ☕️

That’s really funny, every good DM needs one of those faces to talk the party out of trouble😁

@@lootgoblinmarketplace Oh I don't play. I just find your channel entertaining.

Don't underestimate children at a DnD table. While I never seet it personally I've heard stories of little girls becoming efficient murder machines who manage to brutally slaughter a cave of goblins quite easily.

I think that goes both ways, some kids are REALLY dumb

@@coryclark5442 I've met more dumb-as-rocks adults than children. Most adults forget that they have a lifetime of experience and book learning on which to draw to make decisions; very young children do not. Keeping that in mind, children can actually be stunningly logical and clever.

‘That guy’: “What the hell?!” Rest of the party: “Oh wow. The kid didn’t actually kill all of us. He nailed the role play!”

It’s a classic for sure!

@@lootgoblinmarketplace A truly great story.

Best part is, what exactly can “that guy” even do? Get mad? At a kid? Yeah, i think not. Good job, kid

@@KronosTheRevenant get mad at a kid in front of their parents no less? good luck surviving

​@@KronosTheRevenant probably blame the dm for somehow putting the kid up to it if things go south

No one has more resilience or matches his practical tactical brilliance

@@andrewlance3898 you wanna fight for your land back? I need my right hand man back

That's how you know yah child can plan.

@@Parker_DNDnerd Go and get your right hand man back!

I'm surprised he can up with that. As a dumb kid growing up, I would have just ran in and started swinging.

Indeed!

Wait until he kicks the asses of all the furries in the group 😆

But seriously I think he has serious potential to be a legendary dungeon master.

​@@kiarastaggs180 THE CHOSEN ONE

@@kiarastaggs180what an oddly specific target-group from the person with a Lion King OC in their profile picture, lmao

let him run the bbg. Instead of some op monster or god or whatever, it's a human emperor and his royal guard. The type of npcs that would only be an even fight at most when played normally, but with the gimmick being that they are intelligently controlled to counteract the party mid battle.

Always two there are. A master and and an apprentice

the goblin king

Watch out for he may go 'goblin mode'

​@@geo82max55 aka "murder that jerk!" Mode but much more subtle and precise

No

@@troydunnage6749 join me then and we can change everyone else’s mind!!!

Only if a hero is born for but the first of his deeds.

*sigh* It's a cannon event (The amount of times my brother and I have used that saying is starting to get to me, but every time it has been accurate)

this, but conceived as in made up.

JUDGEMENT PREPARE THYSELF CRUSH THY END IS NOW

Ultrakill reference. 😮

So you have chosen - death.

That is amazing ❤️

That is... my favorite thing for the next few weeks.

That. Is. ADORABLE!

That's so damn cute 😂

You should make his character a fey

as a child, can confirm

as a non-child, can confirm

Nice.

Um. its ESCAPE Goat. Duh. they even made a Video game after the Character. i swear, you Boomers don't know anything.

​@@Glitch-Gremlinwhat

We all do!

@@ronotrademgamerronotrademg7498 how to play dnd (in a nutshell): you read a lot about how to create a character, gamble for good dice rolls and have a group halluciation while roleplaying your character Gets a bit more complicated if you are the dungeon master, because you will have to come up with a story, locations, have to tell the story and the most terrifying part: come up with names when a player asks "what is that NPC called?"

Unforseen jojo

This is a JoJo reference?

He's been playing 5D chess with multiversile time travel since it came out on steam 24/7

Considering the post is dated for 2011, I think he might have been playing 3.5d chess

Actually it was 5E D(&D)

⁠​⁠@@gilliganinjathat’s where the time travel part of 5D chess with multiverse time travel comes in.

The party was the pieces

Hell with that attitude, what do the Sith call their trainees? 😂 I like this kid.

@@ryanbarclay7939 Apprentice, right? I think its just Sith Apprentice.

​@@Orpheus6428 either way this kids going places and fast

10 months later and it still kills me 🤣

It's been too long since I've seen a good brawl

Even adults can’t outmatch ‘em.

“Like I said, kids are cruel Jack! And I’m very in touch with my inner child!”

My brother played an evil mage for a short kid plot on a larp once. He said the kids said, they wanted to eat his heart to gain his powers. I think there are a few BBEG among them.

I want to know how that went, most of mine ended up in a somewhat violent death

I mean my little brother was playing world of Warcraft when he was four so we have been playing wow for 2 years by the time he had kneecaps

Takes me back to when I first learned at age 10. 3.5e was terrible.

​@@scarletbard6511 Pretty sure you could have gotten a law degree instead. 😅

@@DanielMWJ Honestly, it would've been easier.

Assault of an officer is indeed punishable by death. That kid knows his stuff.

You could do that and End with a Foul mood, or you could Get some Cartarsis first

As a DM I must ask if you’ve ever dealt with a “that guy” at the table, because trying to talk them is usually like talking to a brick wall. Usually a character death is a humbling wake up call or just enough for them to leave in a fit of rage. In my experience at least

@korpsmaninfantry7238 yes I have.

@@korpsmaninfantry7238I wonder if « kill rogue » was what the kid saw in the dm-s notes

We had a PC like this, he would intentionally put the party in danger then dip out before things got bad and he would take our characters gold/items off them during rests. DM talked to them multiple times and they basically told the DM to go eff themselves and the DM did everything he could before just kicking the player out but every time he tried to kill the pc dude would roll high enough to be safe. Or he would conviently know a cantrip thatd help get him out of a situation, finally one day the PC died and dude wigged out throwing shit around and everything and stormed out of the apartment. He left his dice and character sheet and we realized his dice set had 2 D20 dice one was weighted for nat 20s one wasnt and we realized he would keep one in his sleeve and just sleight of hand switch them out depending on if he needed a high roll or not.