Woooorrrd! I made this page my main go-to for all things crime

Fear not ! He's making a fortune. Like $80K a month. I don't mind bc he does a damn good job. Better than Crime Watch.

Agreed!

lol dont worry, 1,65 mio followers, every upload gets around 1mio+ views ... he should be good 👍,... real good.

I agree!

What about a compound bow ?

@@simoncullum5019 should I be worried 👀

No shit.

a red flag? you are too sensitive.

It’s the insurance that kills , not the crossbow 💯

Had same thing happen to me in HS. My friends did it to me thinking I would get diarrhea. I didn't, I threw up though. I'm happy looking back this never happened to me. Poor girl 😢

We were always told that when you pissed off a bartender, that’s what they’ll do is slip some visine in your drink and make you schyit yourself. It’s still terrible they did that but i can see how they thought it’d be harmless. We’ve all heard the stories of ex-lax in the brownies and we all laugh about it. Looking back, it shouldn’t never be funny to deceive anyone and put stuff in their food that they don’t know about

This is total BS. Visine poisoning can cause seizures, but it's not going to magically make the person epileptic.

​@@13ritneyanne don't worry, it's a fake story. It's scientifically impossible for Visine poisoning to magically make someone epileptic.

so, are people who have serious reactions to visine... allowed to use them as actual eye drops? Back in school we used to drip that shit into our eyes daily so the teachers don't see our red eyes from smoking weed before school, almost always carried a bottle in my sock. Nobody I know ever had a reaction.

Investigating people is TIGHT.

Wow, wow, wow... Wow

Yeah yeah yeah

Get all the way off of my back Well let me get off of that thing

Whoops! Whoopsie!

lol

Don't scare them like that , Said the detective

can confirm.

Like when a patrol cop tells you to "sit tight".

It’s the equivalent of when your parents say “you’re not in trouble, we just want to know what happened” year right 🤣😂🤣

Haha thank you!

We’re impressed Mike!

Agreed. Impressive video.

Mike is the man

😬

I mean I get it in some situations like some religions don't believe that u can get into heaven if you get an autopsy like if I'm not mistaken Muslim won't allow an autopsy bc of religious reasons

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😉wink wink lol

Underrated comment.

I remember in high school everyone thought it would just give you diarrhea. I thought it was in a movie as well??

@@stereozac7080 it gives you dierrhea

​@@HauntedOne666 true. it also gives you death if ingested in enough quantity

@@stereozac7080 It's in the movie "Wedding Crashers."

What an excellent point. Equally as amazing are those lucky ones like Jennifer Pan or the women whos name slips my mind where someone broke in the house murdered her two children and gave her a superficial cut on the arm or Jennifer whose parents were assassinated and her left tied up loosely enough to get to her cell phone. lucky lucky

@@luvmenow33 I know that case like the back of my hand: Darlie Routier

Not really..it goes against natural instincts..especially if you're a narcissistic personality

This is the most true statement I have heard in a long time.

Wouldn't doubt if he outsources script writing and editing at this point

LoL that’s what I thought

She wasn’t using a pair of scissors like she normally did 😊.

wait why is that odd? cause it’s never real quick? (i’ve never mowed a lawn)

Only takes me about a half hour to mow my lawn so I'd say I was going to mow real quick depending

​@@PrairieDoughow old are u if uve never mowed a yard

True. Creamy Irish complexion?

@@WVgirl1959and a lot of makeup

Use the shirt to distinguish

Yes then the second thing she said was that he puts visine in his own coffee on a regular basis.

@@mleh2512 .....what?!

@@mleh2512 just so glib, like taking a vitamin. WTF? She's a damn nurse!

@@mleh2512 I know right. One thing all these people that murder their spouses have in common…. Dumb as dog shit.

Also, if he was hospitalized, you'd think that the doctors could have noticed the effects on his body that substance abuse would have

I know! TURD TIME'S THE WORST!

Teacher here, also. NO KIDDING. They call them children because they are childish. Teens have serious impulse control issues when they are either angry or ignorant and puckish--a dangerous combination.

Watch those 🍏 🍏 🍏 too.!!!

OhHhHh 😮 wow

Unfortunately, I think is a good rule for anyone in a public space. I used to bartend and we had to hide our waters/coffees far away from the guests because one of our female employees might have been drugged. It was a busy night so she left her water near her well and by the end of the night, it was pretty clear something was wrong. We never did get to the bottom of it and had to get strict with the no drinks rule, which sucked because of how busy we'd all get.

She got a lesser charge of manslaughter for acting innocent.

Haha. Yeah. I read “a few weeks later” in the voice of the french guy on spongebob.

@@mikebond6328 as it should be. You're living life right! 🙂💖🏆💎

They can be both.. my husband is normally wonderful and a good man but when we fight he’s emotionally abusive.. for days.. doesn’t even care that I’m upset and he will be super ugly to me the whole time

Jesus. I'm glad your friend turned out okay.

The visine didn’t work as they had hoped

I'm glad they made it out. So crazy!

@@celestialfox9282 Made it out with a ton of alimony, no contest. We were thinking that was probably what the ex spouse was hoping to avoid. Lucky, because we never thought of it until later after hearing a news story about it. Same symptoms, bottles of it in places you wouldn't expect... yikes.

Omg! So scary.

I always thought that he would have been great as a detective in that movie "hot fuzz"

Well, I hope she was arrested!

@@dianefarley37 She was investigated for fraud based on another coworker and my statements plus a sting operation by the state....found guilty, but only fired.

Omg! That sounds awful! Did you have to go to the hospital? How did you figure out what she was up to with the visine and trying to get you fired?

Me to! ✌☺

I love it... need more

Agreed...;)

It’s the dry irish humour for me. I live in Canada so you can imagine the similarities!!!! Aboot(about) 💀💀 i can never get past that lol

@@redneckshaman3099 😳

Me too, me too.. It's absolutely hilarious.. I love it and i'm always laughing. 🙏😂☺️

Man the carolinas need to just ban anything that could poison, injured, kill, or debilitate in any way. I live In NC also, town less than 18k people. There are gun shots every night, drug bust every day, and poisonings or assaults every week. God help us all. 🇺🇸

@@zevalastlegion4228 Not just the Carolinas. I don't know WHY people want to focus on just one state to criticize.

@@dianefarley37 lol, because as we both said, it's the state we live in and has particularly high rates of crimes amongst its neighbors. Silly comment really

@@zevalastlegion4228 do you live in Durham? I'm from Chicago but now live in Smithfield, North Carolina. I hear people talk about Durham all the time and they say that it's the murder capital of North Carolina.

@@dianefarley37 well that's because was it three different crimes happened in North Carolina and South Carolina. That's two states by the way. I'm just pointing that out, not trying to be sideways. Have a good night hun ❤️

Oh Yeah, exactly. When a person is found guilty and they start snotting everywhere while verbally vomiting their "apology" it's always with a "but" inserted and sewage mouth on how they are a victim... I have never heard a statement to the court that sounds genuine (and doesn't sound like "Im sorry I got caught") and puts themselves at 100% fault. Nasty piece of work, this vile disease...!

That's what Diane Staudte said after she killed her husband and son and attempted to kill her daughter too; that they were all putting the antifreeze into their own drinks on purpose. Nobody believes that rubbish 🤨

I think at that moment she was trying for a hail Mary.

This girl had the balls to be crying wtf

Errmm.. how come eye drops are lethal? Anyone..?

I know at least some flavors of Judaism refuse autotopsies for religious reasons, so preventing ppl from refusing is a dicey issue.

100% right. This is something we should be campaigning to get passed

It should be enforced very sparsely. Think about what it means to enforce it-- the government is physically taking away and cutting up the bodies of people's loved ones against their will.

@@jaynenunya6070 more religions that just Judaism also try to refuse autopsies but when it comes to the law it shouldn't matter. It is a frequent happening in suspicious deaths and often the bodies are exhumed after the fact and proven to be homicidal. Should been given an autopsy in the first place. Religion is used as an excuse far too often.

I see no reason why, when a spouse refuses an autopsy, blood and tissue samples can't be taken before the burial or cremation. Should really be done for any sudden death.

I hope your dog doesn’t find out…that would be messed up😢

Same! Mike is the only one my husband will listen to with me.

But if hubs starts taking notes, be afraid, very afraid. Especially if he also takes out a life insurance policy on you [insert life insurance dance here].

@@nhmooytis7058 lol

I think he's more worried about me killing him. I hope he doesn't look at my search history. Lol

@@ImTheKatBurglar haha me too, I watch a LOT of true crime...Mikey, MrBallen, Coffeehouse Crime.

Seriously?! I can't wait to host my first Visine Party now.

Laundry detergent also glows under black lights. My brother and his friends would paint on his bedroom walls with detergent under the black light as teens. One day my mom saw it all and made them scrub the walls lol.

@@michaellapierre7103 That's what I was thinking!? Just sent out the party invite now.

Don't laugh, but what on earth is black light??? Edit: ah ok UV light 👍 Never heard it called black light before

Wish I had known this back in my drug experimentation days! 😂

Thing that concerns me is that eyes are so sensitive, so how is it ok in 👀 but not in our bodies? Spooky, ‘eh?

A full, live set with microphone and everything, I can see it now ⭐

Yeah...and he looks so handaome

i dont get why one needs a laugh when watching a homicide documentary. or sprinkle in jokes.i watched a lot of forensic files, and liked JCS. Mike wasnt so comedic a short while back. sure a little sarcasm and stuff, but jokes throughout? a channel like Truly Criminal does it proper.

@@axch2983 okay…? “Don’t get why one needs a laugh while watching a homicide doc” REALLY? You just watch stuff about homicides and take everything in super seriously? Sounds unhealthy imo.

@@krusher181 yes I take it seriously. this isnt a cheeky 'well will ya look at that' type category. just like murders, what would you be thinking of this if an incident like the recent school shootings in TX were presented in the same manner. different? how so very much? i subbed to Mike when he wasn't sprinkling in jokes every sentence. there was a sarcastic take and maybe half a chuckle here and there. imagine someone related to the victim come across this video to see a doc, and then asked to laugh every other sentence. i liked Mike and even did Patreon for a while. still do but this is too much. my opinion, dont assume a whole personality out of half a para.

If it was saline eye drops it's not really dangerous. Basically it acts as a laxative. Not good, but not nearly as toxic.

That little shi† should have been arrested. Tampering with food is a felony for a goddamn reason.

@@aaronjustice9020 That's what I always thought Visene was, now I'm learning different.

@@aaronjustice9020 Unless specifically designated as such, almost all eye drops contain an opthalmic lubricant like tetrahydrozoline. I'd bet dollars to donuts that the eye drops in question weren't just sodium chloride and distilled water. And yeah, even a few drops will make your body shed its gastrointestinal lining, which is an extremely unpleasant experience. Tetrahydrozoline also attacks the nervous system, causing the damaged nerves to fire off rapidly, which is an intensely painful process.

There was a “kid” here a couple of yrs or so ago, ( at the beginning of the ‘Rona) had put some hand sanitizer in the teachers coffee… 🤦‍♀️

Omg. What someone will do to take advantage of another… Every day you hear of some crime that is an injustice to human being. Why can’t life be simpler? Canada 🇨🇦 👋

Same thing happened to me in Turkey, thankfully my friends took me to the ER and stayed with me thru the night

Blue Eyes in Africa what did you expect at least wear contacts

@@rushslayer8647 aww. Such a beautiful blonde haired blue eyed golden retriever

@@rickispanish2283 Haha awesome love your freaking name man

No that was crazy! A student tried to poison her. There is compassion and then there is being delusional. She should have pressed charges.

@@w.k.astrolabe280 Exactly. 💯

She seemed like she deserved it

Hey, Trippy, she would be more compassionate by pressing charges and putting it out there that this is his behavior. This is one thing people need to know!

​@@w.k.astrolabe280Ehhh. Teenagers are stupid and "visine causes explosive diarrhea" is an old urban legend that's been told for years. Kid could have easily thought he was just going to embarrass her and nothing more. So I don't know if the intent was there but I hope he was punished severely. Tampering with people's food is behavior that needs to be stamped out immediately.

Lol 2 letters and 2 words 🤷😂

@@RiceDriedger now I can understand it! Thank you so much! Lmao

lol yeah

Yes I only watch them both.

Mike poops mints 🔥

Shout out Mike on MrBallens comments. That’s how I found “That Chapter”

I agree 💯. They are definitely the best content creators/story tellers on KZfaq. They both have their own podcast channel now too.

He's so freaking cute 🥰

(Trying to word this so it's not creepy cos I'm sixty) If he said that and gave those little smiles in a club or wherever my fictitious grandchildren would melt! No way anyone (young lol) could resist it.

Haha, he was asleep and it was 'accidental." Hilarious, I just can't with these people.....

good to know. thanks for the info 👍

Sounds like a good business model for Visine.

Ok shit well wish I knew that before 😂 I have to use it like 3 times a day now my eyes get red alot

@@natalierichardson9175 you can try regular wetting drops. They will sooth the dryness and irritation, without constricting the blood vessels. I would think eventually the redness will settle down. The eye has an amazing way of healing fairly fast.

It's the same with nasal spray it helps. For a tiny amount of. Time but then your worse off then before

I never knew a bartender who actually did that to anyone.

It's a lot of BS, in my opinion. If people got their drinks spiked with visine as often as some bartenders like to say it happens, then you'd have way more people getting incredibly sick. You know it's nonsense if they claim explosive diarrhea is the immediate result since it's primarily a CNS toxin. I think a lot of folks like to tell tall tales of getting revenge on bad customers ....

lol

I look forward to Mike's Life Insurance Dance 🕺 😁🥰

@@baffledanderanged2101 They show up here and there. We regulars always hope for a life insurance case, because we know the dance is a comin'! Hope you enjoy the dance, and stick around for more. There will always be more, people being what they are.

I’ve asked a few times for the name of the music. It’s a jam! I watched today’s four times.

I totally agree. The insurance dance is a huge highlight that I look forward to.

I'm also in support of an Inheritance Dance. It was mentioned briefly on a recent episode, and I think the number of times inheritance has been a motive on his channel justifies it having a dance of its own.

Use phenolphthalein instead. No serious side effects, just gives people the shits and turns their pee blue.

Yea definitely predatory ohhh those darn male step dads eh

@@shirleysmith6131 ever heard the saying “Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.”

Apparently, it's from "Wedding Crashers" (2005). I've also heard the Visine rumor over the years, and always wondered where it came from. According to Google, that movie was the first to implant the idea of "Visine = diarrhea" into the zeitgeist. Hope they're happy.

It’s the f🎉kin TV! The movies told the kids it was a funny thing to do😮

Agreed😂

Yeah i think Mike is one of the best out there. (Like his sarcastics as well lol)

The best in the biz!

I doubt HE piece them together though...

@@piotrw3954 and how is that so??

​@@Nufatec Makes sense to hire someone to do that and i think he indicated a few times already that someone else is actually doing that.

Hope that kid appreciates her understanding 😳

I've always heard it was called "bartender's friend" for its ability sicken a person (puke or poop), but here's the 1st X I've heard of it killing folk! Them kids probly just wanted her to shit her pants, not die! It's algebra, after all! 🤮🤣💩😭

She's a high school teacher, she has to be bad ass to survive.

Why are teachers drinking coffee in class in front of kids?

@@azby7933 I heard she wasn't even wearing a burqa

You can add color acctualy

@@naukanaukowo9671 right and then no one would buy it.

@@heath6809 I mean, you def wouldn't add red. You're right. I wouldn't mind green or blue...I think 🤔

@@naukanaukowo9671 I highly doubt that, eyes are extremely sensitive, adding coloring to the eye drops might make them harmful, usually anything involving the eye is specially formulated not to do damage to the eye

there's something that can be done though make it prescription only.

No one should use Visine, it's awful for your eyes. The active ingredients in Visine cause retinal blood vessels to physically shrink. After prolonged use those blood vessels can permanently enlarge, causing your red eye to look even worse. This is called rebound hyperemia, or rebound effect. Your eyes can become addicted to these drops. It is a vicious cycle of using your drops, worsening your red eye symptoms all the time.

Because you’re a planner 💯

@@lauriewilson4741 😄 good one

You're supposed to gradually increase the dosage.

@@OneEyedJack1970 ironically, person named “One EyedJack giving Visine dosage advice 🤯

@@OneEyedJack1970 so..if you're one eyed jack, do you only take half a dose? Seems logical.

Yip.

Hmmm that isn't suspicious...

Dude... When I was fighting for custody of my son, the closer it got to me winning the more ridiculous his mother would get with her allegations. I was so scared because I thought the courts would believe her (because they say they usually do) but they saw through her BS and I gained Full Custody!

One womAn. Two womeEn. Same as one man, two men. It's exactly the same.

Thank you :)

@@CoExist64 I hope you tried it. I think it turns an adequate but ho-hum regimen into a fantastic experience practically for free.

I do this with my allergy eye drops. So refreshing!

Thank you!

@@ruthie8785 I say put the bottle in the fridge now for storage. I think it's better for preservation of the contents, anyway. Treat yourself to some chilled eye drops even if your allergies aren't pestering you. You can always use something plain for moisturizing if you're concerned about overuse of medicinal types. The effect is especially wonderful during the summer. You'll feel like a million energized bucks!

Well said 😀

I thought he was saying "I love you" to *ME* 😭😭 Mike is the best, I happened upon his videos a few years back and I am so impressed with his ability to both grow, and stay true to his original format. He is the best

Me tooooo!!!!!

Well said 👏 😊❤🙏

Agreed

Yep, that is assault. Funny how 'pranks' are so often actually horrible criminal behaviour framed so the perpetrator thinks they have plausible deniability that they had intent to harm. Generally pranksters are people with a vacuum in place of a personality anyway.

yeah it prolly takes a lot to kill ya, more than a bottle

did you tell him? is that why you mean thank goodness you werent a little shit? Cuz that makes no sense. Why would it matter what you are?

Her boyfriend probably looked around a room that contained an attractive woman, the bastard! Or she saw him with his pretty sister and KNEW he was cheating, but never mentioned it to him. A couple drops, right...

I read your comment as soon as he started doing the dance lol

I thought I was having a stroke

They knew that no testing is done on ANY bodies for tetrahydrozyline. They KNEW that. It was only an observant detective who spotted visible in the room, who realized the whole thing looked fishy a to why she'd let him lay around pissing the bed he was so sick, that led to them finding the tetrahydrozyline in nthe 2nd guy's murder, if the wife had never admitted putting those in his water, she'd probably be free today. We tend to think they'll catch anyone if they poison someone but no, they miss a lot of those cases because coroner's don't test for all the different things that someone can poison you with, they only run tests for what they suspect might be there. The tests are very expensive so they don't routinely test for everything, or many things at all. It's pretty scary when you realize that. So many nursing home deaths, deaths of the critically ill, the elderly and handicapped people, even the deaths of many children who may have appeared to have died from some other causes, like drowning or some type of accident, likely were due to poisons or suffocation but bless the work is done correctly, unless someone takes the time & expense to test enough things then no one will ever know.

That part yes they deserve to be locked up for forever how dare them

Perfect timing so!

I’m going through all his vids, desperately looking for one I haven’t watched. Wish me good luck 🍀

@@julieroberts4847 good luck 🍀👍🏻

@@Jay-ov4gl thanks, I’ve found a couple so far but I need more, lol. So I’m going back, like the junkie I am, to hopefully find some more. Lol

Time has changed.

Get the pet pad and plastic bed sheets out

😂😂😂

This is what I was saying but I got “trolled” and apparently as an “adult” we should know these things . 🙄 well I wasn’t looking up this shit to see if I put it in someone’s drink , if it would kill then or not !

With a little knowledge one could make a great many very dangerous things with common household chemicals. And chemicals intended for medical use are always dangerous if misused. Also I have found wise to never underestimate what a human is willing to do if they believe they can ‘Get Away’ with it.

Omg....I am addicted to Mike’s videos and his channel. I adore him. He should have a sitcom. Thing is...he makes me laugh...shocks me (with his true crime videos) ..and never fails to be entertaining. I’m a tad worried now tho. There’s so many bat shit crazy people in this world...that I think there’s gonna be an uptick of Visine sales....🤷🏼‍♀️🥰

when you grow up in rough areas surrounded by horrible people, you find out a lot of bad things about everything in life. I witnessed a coworker put visine in another girls drink at a job I had. the girls drink she put it in also had chrons disease (digestive issues) so she was gonna get really sick. just one of the stories I have a LOT.

@@tjones3393 So was she a difficult person to work with?! That’s so messed up. My ex coworker spit in a bottle of salad dressing that her roommate would use. Wtf is wrong w people.

it isnt wrong to remember those who have passed

Thank you I know that but still feel abit bad as its someone's heartbreak if you know what I mean?

As long as you haven't created content for the video I think you're good.

I mean your liking the information not the act....come-on now don't be silly

@@jakoclown4175 yh your right I just feel abit guilty by liking it and laughing when something bad happened

Absolutely hate the reference to Stacey’s mum! Had enough of that shit when the song came out lol..

Mikes the BEST!

@@Starae336 I can only imagine. While not a "Stacey", myself, according to my middle school classmates, my mom did in fact have it, "going on", so I can definitely relate in that respect. ☺ Fun, and totally unnecessary fact: I went to high school with the guy who played the "good looking" massage therapist in that video, and the "good looking" spy, who made out with Stewardess Spears, in her "Toxic" video.

Mike puts a funny spin on murder

I literally started singing it when he said it! 😂😂😂

Good advice.

Visine is still toxic today? I would have thought that they would have reformulated it by now, no?

@@2tall4u_ No. The effective ingredient in it (tetrahydrozoline) is the only known remedy for red eyes. It is pointless to use eye drops without it if you're looking to get the red out. I knew a bartender that would lace certain customers drinks with it to get them to leave or because she didn't like them for any reason. She was unconcerned about the risks. Just interested in flexing her power/control muscles. This was way back in the early eighties. It was Visine's well-kept secret for a long time. It's become popular and widespread lately.

In the 90s in High School we all knew it gave you the runs… someone must have tried it once..

And animals

... and sadly in this case all these psychos were in professions that are involved in protecting and caring for others: 1. Nurse 2. Paramedic 3. Security Guards 4. Caregiver

Yea when she told the cops that I almost shit myself

there is some movie that came out where someone puts eye drops in someone else's drink, then cut to them throwing up in a toilet. was it Wedding Crashers?

I like my coffee with a splash of antifreeze.

I wonder where someone would even come up with Visine in the first place. It's so damn random.

lol its so funny to laugh during a story about a person tragically losing their life to an abusive spouse

The insurance bit never gets old!!

@@camdt456 Pretty sure nobody said they were laughing about the man losing his life.

@@kanthony65 yeah but its not fuckin cool to even laugh when talking about someone losing their life. theres no excuse to be joking around when someone you dont even know lost their life, the only time you can joke about their death or make jokes while talking about it is if you knew them and knew they wouldn't care. this dude's a goof for trying to make it some comedy true crime special, get outta here with that shit

She is more like something that should have been flushed.

I've never heard of visine before today

I’ve heard it can give a person diarrhea. Definitely didn’t know it could kill!

It's a vasoconstrictor which is why it shouldn't be ingested, says contact poison control right on the bottle. I heard about these cases on CSI like 10 years ago.

Me either!! I literally just put some in my eyes & kinda concerned.🤯

Me neither. I actually live in Charlotte, NC, which is about 30 minutes from each of those murders. I have not heard of the,. Charlotte is great. Those places, not so much. Ugh.

wow, that's insane! big, big yikes- so glad yall turned out alright :>

Geez oh man. I’m glad he made it.

Were they charged?

By a coworker?? What did your husband do to make the other hate him so much?? That's crazy. I'm glad he is well now. And so lucky you were there to witness the act!

@@feliciagaffney1998 the guy had mental problems ..he was doing this to a few other people as well