How to ACTUALLY win the Bongcloud

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9 ай бұрын

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This chess video features an opening called Bong Clout. It's a chess strategy that allows you to have fun and win a game of chess in a cool way. You can play it at any elo, even as a beginner, since it's not meant to improve your performance anyway. It's just for the meme moment of using the Bong Clout Attack.

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@SebastianSpastian-ry3kp 9 ай бұрын

You say checkers is low IQ but you can't even spell Bongcloud

@chesspage1real 9 ай бұрын

Checkers and I can both be low IQ

@GMDHpeZ 9 ай бұрын

pin of shame

@imir_ 9 ай бұрын

Shame on you

@box_speedruns 9 ай бұрын

okay checkersgm753 who spent 55 hours playing boring checkers instead of fun chess

@ae3464 9 ай бұрын

This guy is as boring as how boring checkers is

@irtehmrepic 9 ай бұрын

Shoutouts to the Bongcloud being called an attack because "it certainly can't be called a defense."

@PTFS_Player72 9 ай бұрын

hes out of line, but hes right

@lightseraph3228 9 ай бұрын

Hey-... HMMMMM

@jrozlie2280 8 ай бұрын

Attacking your own king maybe

@errordaone4028 7 ай бұрын

No it attacks ur opponents emotions and gives them emotion damage

@Bloonsmonki 7 ай бұрын

Copied

@KJO1993 9 ай бұрын

Ah yes the classic king/bishop rush, nice to find another tactical genius who can appreciate such a nonsensical yet magestic stratagem.

@ShawnRakar 9 ай бұрын

I want to try it but we all know this won’t feasibly happen.

@sherriecampbell4900 8 ай бұрын

Yep

@Maxtherocketguy 9 ай бұрын

The only way to defend the bongcloud attack is the legendary double bong cloud Defense

@subsanyonewhosubsmecheckmy1365 9 ай бұрын

remember me?

@jasonlu9525 9 ай бұрын

Defense being defending yourself from the massive disrespect

@superepic4026 8 ай бұрын

The best time to play the bongcloud as black is when white plays wayward queen attack

@adnimifzalbinhaslanmoe 8 ай бұрын

*The double bong cloud variation

@pinecone3334 7 ай бұрын

@@jasonlu9525you might call it “getting defensive.”

@NotBamOrBing 9 ай бұрын

"Just accuse your opponent of cheating" is the kind of quality stuff i subbed for

@christhekrug 9 ай бұрын

"It's painful but your fault" You sound like my therapist.

@DimitrisRem 9 ай бұрын

That's the most aggressive king I've ever seen. This dude has a vendetta against the black king.

@Eleven217 9 ай бұрын

The king just pushes a pawn aside and pulls out a glock

@olenickel6013 9 ай бұрын

This is how Alexander the Great won at Gaugamela

@mirrortarget5729 2 ай бұрын

*stares in Shotgun King*

@question4984 7 ай бұрын

I love the bongcloud. I remember winning a friendly game with itand my opponent refused to shake my hand after the pure disrespect I gave him. Its beautiful. This is why I love chess lol

@MrSkaDan 9 ай бұрын

With this trick I was finally able to climb from elo 375 to 3750! Thank you so much!

@andy02q 9 ай бұрын

Pretty sure that this only makes you climb added 2 in the front much, so you reached 2750. Regards Former 1014 elo player.

@andy02q 9 ай бұрын

Pretty sure that this only makes you climb added 2 in the front much, so you reached 2750. Regards Former 1014 elo player.

@ReiAyasuka 9 ай бұрын

With this trick I was finally able to climb from elo 42 to 420

@ITz_Tahmid 9 ай бұрын

I think your elo went from 375 to -3750

@N3M3SiS 9 ай бұрын

Bro thought 375+0 = 3750

@hendry9984 9 ай бұрын

the last check mate was something else…

@ZackofSpades 9 ай бұрын

This is what Lelouch meant when he said that you can't expect your soldiers to follow a king who can't lead.

@anthonymort5202 7 ай бұрын

He said if the king doesn't lead how can he expect his subordinates to follow

@DarkGope 3 ай бұрын

Unfortunately, we don't have a code guys

@SproingBoing 9 ай бұрын

Can't plan out your moves when the opposing King is drunkenly staggering across the board Gotta love winning through obfuscating stupidity lmao

@DaeoSZ 9 ай бұрын

how is a chess youtuber so consistently making me laugh?

@darkxzero13 9 ай бұрын

I dont even play chess. This was just entertaining as hell

@yueni_bizzare_simp 9 ай бұрын

Then you should consider to start playing chess. That's the way how I entered chess

@eliecersuarez2966 9 ай бұрын

@@yueni_bizzare_simp He doesn’t have to bruh

@sirnato5218 9 ай бұрын

@@eliecersuarez2966 he didn’t say he had to mate

@eliecersuarez2966 9 ай бұрын

@@sirnato5218 what

@Chance62 9 ай бұрын

@@eliecersuarez2966he never said he HAD to

@bluecocacola 9 ай бұрын

Bong Cloud Bong Clout ✅

@ghostcat5303 2 ай бұрын

Brave of you to assume we only have 2k less elo than Carlson

@racerozzy2639 2 ай бұрын

Damn, that's actually a crazy tactic... You confuse your opponent by aggressively developing your king so much that in the end they only focus on attacking your king and forget about protecting theirs. Sick!

@Sweden0987 9 ай бұрын

NOW I CAN WIN WITH THIS

@xXxNECROMONGERxXx 9 ай бұрын

love your vids even though i don't actively play chess, the way you present it is so humorous and approachable; thank you for the laughs!

@FED0RA 9 ай бұрын

i used to have the exact same goku pfp as you lol

@anthonymort5202 7 ай бұрын

Wait you don't play chess why the f*** are you watching this how did you even get here

@JoeMama-sk4wg 7 ай бұрын

@@anthonymort5202hey I play chess but before I did I used to watch chess videos because it was humorous

@ChristianTurnerLifts 9 ай бұрын

Thanks for the upload, AlphaZero. Always love new content from you

@cchc0511 9 ай бұрын

Impressive. I love disrespecting my opponents, nice video! (Also your serious videos are so good, thank you especially for the Ruy Lopez one. Can you do the Italian please?)

@chesspage1real 9 ай бұрын

I think next one will be another big guide about an opening for black, definitely planning to do more big guides

@cchc0511 9 ай бұрын

Oh nice, great to hear that

@Echo_1773 8 ай бұрын

blud turned down 38 dollars and still wont do ittallian im crying=@@chesspage1real

@petervilla5221 9 ай бұрын

People are so used to the fools mate with queen/bishop that they dont even consider the fools mate with king/bishop. Is this the stupid mate? The double fools mate? The checkers mate? Idk. But i want to do it now.

@StrategicCastle 5 ай бұрын

Great narration in your videos. Appreciate your sense of humor and directness.

@BoinkChess-wj2ym 9 ай бұрын

Just the guide we needed. Thank you

@user-qk7ry4wq6f 9 ай бұрын

Bong clout souds like a Chinese Spotify rapper name

@imir_ 9 ай бұрын

Lmao

@_AceOFSpadesGD 9 ай бұрын

yuno miles

@CheukTheGreatestOfEverything 3 ай бұрын

雪花飄飄北風瀟瀟

@luckyomen 9 ай бұрын

Call that last one a King's Fool, because that's your opponent after you win. I wonder what the success rate of that is and other ways it could develop.

@sangamghorasaini5016 9 ай бұрын

this is the only chess channel that you don't get bored while watching😂😂

@VirusPL 9 ай бұрын

check out Chess Simp ;)

@samarth548 9 ай бұрын

2:00 I laughed so hard 😭

@phillsflychannel 9 ай бұрын

This op af with you teaching us these openings tyvm

@its_kins 9 ай бұрын

love your vids! keep em coming!

@tessa8230 9 ай бұрын

Hahaha, the intro. Ah I love this channel so much.

@SS4Xani 9 ай бұрын

5:06 - I actually did something like that by accident recently by using the King as a bully like that. Lol.

@MrBrave6000HQ 9 ай бұрын

Love your openings videos

@hongkonger885 8 ай бұрын

3:14 bro fianchettoed his king

@orenyt4633 9 ай бұрын

Your videos are the best bro i wish you luck, i cry from laughing every video 😂😂😂 love you man 😂😂😂

@alessandrolonghi8585 6 ай бұрын

man I ove ur videos keep it up and you'll go really far far away!!!

@Comradegato 9 ай бұрын

Disrespect=funni=angry opponent=less precise opponent😎😎😎

@Echo_1773 8 ай бұрын

damn donald u right

@Comradegato 8 ай бұрын

@@Echo_1773wank you👍

@Comradegato 8 ай бұрын

*thank

@Comradegato 8 ай бұрын

damn

@user-tp3cd9ue2o 3 ай бұрын

Thats the neat point

@neaputbutter 9 ай бұрын

finally something for my chess repertoire!

@oceanfung4140 9 ай бұрын

lol

@bookoo995 9 ай бұрын

Dude your videos are so fun. Your editing style reminds me a lot of Ostonox, whom i would consider the best editor on KZfaq.

@whyops9862 9 ай бұрын

YOU ACTULL MADMAN!!! WHAT A LEGEND!!!!!

@fabianproxd5434 9 ай бұрын

0:42 king david's opening 💀

@cosmosux153 9 ай бұрын

This channel is the funniest one on how to play chess, I feel like I am watching an epic movie 😂 very well done 👏

@rufelabanil731 9 ай бұрын

bro taked KINGS GAMBIT" to another whole new level

@deniskrivchenkov9042 9 ай бұрын

I like your chess channel the most

@Vatsal4177 9 ай бұрын

You gained my respect and sub cuz of this video 😂

@JessebergFam 4 ай бұрын

Didnt even get to use this, opponent resigned from confusion

@NahintheW 9 ай бұрын

the trap tho💀

@thisaintart 9 ай бұрын

Real talk tho, who here has watched every video this guy uploaded? Mad respect to good chess channels

@manimonji6516 9 ай бұрын

Great as always! Could you mind teaching englund gambit?I'm looking for a way to crush d4. Your tutorials are always funny and effective!

@aidenabreo4667 9 ай бұрын

Whats your rating?. It only works max 900.i hv experience playing this. Im 1600 cc

@aditi002jens7 6 ай бұрын

@@aidenabreo4667 can relate as a 1200 I recently absolutely crushed a englund gambiter by refusing the gambit

@FenShen-us9tv 6 ай бұрын

The englund is bad don't play it.

@Ilo722 6 ай бұрын

@@FenShen-us9tveven at my level (1900) the England gambit isn't terrible, black usually plays d6 after giving up the e5 pawn for development

@FenShen-us9tv 6 ай бұрын

@@Ilo722 you're leaving games to chance rather than playing consistently. But i'm 1500 only.

@_AceOFSpadesGD 9 ай бұрын

bong clout = triple brilliant

@jean-bart 9 ай бұрын

ha ha i like the way you make chess funny

@dariusEMPEROR Ай бұрын

Maaaan! I haven't laughed so hard in a while! 😂😂😂😮

@bruhmemegang7849 9 ай бұрын

damn nice video subbed

@materysakcz1995 9 ай бұрын

Amazing video, I will play this in my Turnament today and we will see how it will go i will keep you informed

@RoundShades 9 ай бұрын

It's, no joke, better than playing the Evans.

@materysakcz1995 9 ай бұрын

@@RoundShades bro why do you say that,😭

@GusherManX 9 ай бұрын

This absolute mad lad 😂❤

@rolfvictormabao5942 9 ай бұрын

I noticed the first video and watched it.. Did not regret subscribing the moment I watched it.. I will give a prophecy.. *This channel will someday reach 200k*.. I shall give another future sight once this channel becomes famous..

@AnahiRumak 9 ай бұрын

should be called the drunk king opening

@zxori9517 9 ай бұрын

FINNALY AN UPLOAD

@karlhinze Ай бұрын

Actually peeing myself laughing watching the end 😂😂😂

@wiktorhenselmann6840 9 ай бұрын

Played the bongcloud at 700 elo can confirm great success

@MCFGlobalBusinessSol 8 ай бұрын

“Ok just gonna develop the king…”

@Fishy_17 9 ай бұрын

You’re supposed to activate your king in the endgame anyway.

@Barbutt 8 ай бұрын

That’s King Arther vs Black Knight… “‘Tis only a flesh wound! Have at you!”

@ayubshaik2907 9 ай бұрын

King be like : I'll do it by myself

@smit5983 9 ай бұрын

"Mathematically optimal disrespect" LOL

@VirginVulture 9 ай бұрын

**B O N G C L O U T**

@Chessehan 9 ай бұрын

Thank you for this vid I actually defeated a person with the bong cloud 😂😂😂😂😂

@Ihave5cats 9 ай бұрын

Another very amazong video

@ROLLIORIBS 2 ай бұрын

It’s called the bong cloud because you gotta be high to play this

@saaliheditz5317 9 ай бұрын

Hi nice video need new opening and tactics BTW what's your elo

@yasmine1235 9 ай бұрын

Hello! what kind of music do u use in your editings, and what kind of app do you use may i ask? I am making a chess youtube channel, and i'd like to have some tips from a professional ^^ Thank you!

@iankim5395 Ай бұрын

i never artificially castle in bongcloud openings to maximize the disrespect lol

@knv5761 9 ай бұрын

King: I do it myself!

@k-STL-2023-zk6wx 4 ай бұрын

LOL spit out my soda twice!! You are hilarious!!!!

@Rogeramirez 5 ай бұрын

I can’t remember a funnier chess video than this. Jokes are amazing 😂

@briansrandomstuff411 4 ай бұрын

Scholar's mate with the king!😅😅😅

@rikkieboy7436 9 ай бұрын

Love ur humor

@CyherPrismo 2 ай бұрын

Achievement unlocked: manual castle 😮

@user-pw6kb6xb7z 7 ай бұрын

I might have confused my opponent to much to the point I took his queen and almost checkmated him but he resigned

@user-xy9lx6xk3k 8 ай бұрын

Hikaru's favourite video:

@user-cz5zb3ws3y 8 ай бұрын

Finally someone teaches how to actually play bongcloud🥰

@iskanderzhus 9 ай бұрын

Opponent plays this opening Me:I wouldnt take this level of disrespect

@abdalahyasin511 9 ай бұрын

The french defense

@bobbyfartz5591 5 ай бұрын

This video needs a hysterical laughter warning I was in a library when I started watching this and oh god I don’t think I’ve been so embarrassed and yet unable to do anything about it

@Saulimedes 7 ай бұрын

You deserved your subscribe.

@v.spectre 3 ай бұрын

Glorious.

@shiyiruikcs4373 9 ай бұрын

Y is this bong clout so good

@imir_ 9 ай бұрын

Thanks ! I just won a Blitz game with this :D !!

@fishmacronisoup 5 ай бұрын

Unexpected ending 💀

@trockynang 9 ай бұрын

You should probably make a video about King David's

@turtlesrule2213 9 ай бұрын

I was hoping for the coveted Tennison gambit video, where I will learn to triple pawns, but this will more than do for now. Time to bully my friends in chess!

@chesspage1real 9 ай бұрын

I‘m pretty sure Tennison Gambit will be online next week but I can’t guarantee