How To Be A BMW Driver

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BMW drivers follow a strict code to make them superior beings. Here, for the first time, is an exclusive look at BMW's elite school of how to be a true BMW driver.
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@Misterlikeseverythin 5 жыл бұрын

Also, you cannot get overtaken. Being overtaken while driving a BMW is a sign of weakness. P.S. Speed limits are only suggestions for lesser vehicles.

@ducac-0457 5 жыл бұрын

Bmw can only br overtaken by MERCEDES💪💪

@ducac-0457 5 жыл бұрын

@Not a Russian Boi one time i was in a ferrari with a friend passing by at around 200km/h... Only to be overtakem by a Mercedes Slr

@jorgenmartensson6497 5 жыл бұрын

@@ducac-0457 About all legit cars can go faster than 200kmh, bmw included

@technicalcrown2743 5 жыл бұрын

@@ducac-0457 BMW M5 can blow the shit out of Mercedes

@vulpix9210 5 жыл бұрын

what if i take over a BMW with less horses than my S13, are they automatically banned from driving their BMW?

@geekybench 8 жыл бұрын

All BMW drivers use indicators. It's just that the bulbs emit a light which the poor people can't see.

8 жыл бұрын

+Mr.Rexxyy Haha!

@mipmipmipmipmip 8 жыл бұрын

#CloseTheGap

@ilgiallo1985 8 жыл бұрын

Ahahahahahahshahahahah

@Xilver_ 8 жыл бұрын

+Mr.Rexxyy lool

@JT4GM4K3R 8 жыл бұрын

+Mr.Rexxyy Now with a special glass that only let's in specialized BMW wavelengths.

@parkervarin 3 жыл бұрын

Seriously thank you. My friend recently bought a BMW M3 and he had no clue how to drive it properly, so I sent him this. There needs to be more properly educational content like this.

@zahidhasan9040 2 жыл бұрын

It's wonderful that online contents are getting more and more educational and realistic these days.

@superbpancakes4092 5 жыл бұрын

Even though this is comedy It’s pretty accurate Edit: it’s completely accurate

@garageqf 5 жыл бұрын

as a BMW owner I can confirm, this is completely true.

@timfrolov7891 5 жыл бұрын

Dude you have a Mustang profile pic. Ho many kills?

@Windows98R 4 жыл бұрын

Superb Pancakes There’s no denying it, I can confirm as a BMW driver as well

@toadfullya3558 4 жыл бұрын

Tim Frolov it’s been a month and he didn’t reply, looks like he’s on a long streak

@erminbecic711 4 жыл бұрын

@@Windows98R im i bmw driver for about 15 years and i can say that this is stupid..

@dingdingdingdiiiiing 5 жыл бұрын

Based on what I've seen on the road, I'm sure there's also an advanced class.

@genghiskahn9233 5 жыл бұрын

dingdingdingdiiiiing can confirm

@Face256 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 Ap

@mckenzireed9252 4 жыл бұрын

That's if they buy the "assholes'r'us starter pack. 🤣

@pduhovic6184 3 жыл бұрын

You Sir are a Genius 😂

@andrewtate568 3 жыл бұрын

That is for the pros that drive the M5s

@AKdsad100 5 жыл бұрын

If you you think your job is worthless, imagine that someone is putting an indicator part on a new BMW right now somewhere around the world...

@satyryczny797 5 жыл бұрын

More worthles is this, that someone, somewhere on this earth, is repairing BMW indicator.

@Dirtyboxer1 5 жыл бұрын

@@satyryczny797 I don't see how that's possible. How would anyone know it's broken?

@Random12249 5 жыл бұрын

wait, bmw's have indicators?

@VanquishMediaDE 5 жыл бұрын

@@Random12249 Blasphemy!

@tommillard4193 4 жыл бұрын

Knowing it will never be used

@waateb5262 4 жыл бұрын

10:50 he say's "who is our enemy" and I get a mercedes ad

@Wowplajer 3 жыл бұрын

Well ofcourse, you guys in your bmw's never move out of the way

@Owdriger2017 2 жыл бұрын

@@Wowplajer and aswell your Britney in their a class mercedes thinking they're at the top of the world is also a problem lol

@velociforce 5 жыл бұрын

What’s meant to be funny about this? This is just a real life doccumentary.

@limt8046 4 жыл бұрын

ikr

@randomaccount1605 4 жыл бұрын

True

@roibryan6379 4 жыл бұрын

Exactly it’s a class

@erminbecic711 4 жыл бұрын

Are you joking or? Because this is stupider then vw

@jilpol611 4 жыл бұрын

TRUE

@crawfordbrown75 6 жыл бұрын

As a bmw driver I can confirm I attended and passed this class.

@melkereriksson9175 5 жыл бұрын

Well done clifford

@AndrewKonkey 5 жыл бұрын

YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

@jmorton3462 5 жыл бұрын

Is there an actual exam though

@_richie96_37 4 жыл бұрын

@@gaboriloskity tudni magyar jól

@MrKobold22 4 жыл бұрын

@@melkereriksson9175 well he's CRAWford..

@GhostSickness 8 жыл бұрын

As a BMW driver, I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.

@user-po6hn9id1t 8 жыл бұрын

that swearing is VERY light for my standards...

@stephencagle999 8 жыл бұрын

+ΑΡΗΣ ΚΟΡΝΑΡΑΚΗΣ lol that's a cuss word?

@user-po6hn9id1t 8 жыл бұрын

Stephen Cagle I was saying about the beeped words in the video

@stephencagle999 8 жыл бұрын

+ΑΡΗΣ ΚΟΡΝΑΡΑΚΗΣ oh. I thought you were talking about what that guy said Iol

@tinderinc 8 жыл бұрын

I drove a buddy's once on the highway and what can I say it makes you drive like a douche bag. Tail gating, speeding, short lane changes, no signalling, missing a mirror but who needs that. He for got to teach the pass and dip of the sun glasses with the death stare from satin.

@porschedude7687 5 жыл бұрын

"Here's a example of a good BMW Driver," *shows a picture of Jeremy Clarkson* Edit: Ok, I'm not gonna be like "4 like omg tysm", But Holy Cow 2.1K likes! Thanks! Edit 2: Ok why are people arguing in the replies about racist Top Gear or Jeremy Corbyn? Those have nothing to do with this lmao

@satyryczny797 5 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@Cwoman54 5 жыл бұрын

@manoelneto5098 5 жыл бұрын

Am I joke to you ?

@ryry47ftw 5 жыл бұрын

I knew it was him! Lol

@Clinicaldepression-ko4tt 5 жыл бұрын

I know

@Benediximus 5 жыл бұрын

Well, I had a E Class Merc before getting a 3 series. In Merc, people respected me in the road and expected me to drive appropriately. But in BMW, people thinks that I would drive like a BMW driver here in this video. This created some difficulties. So after a week, I said "F*ck it" and started to drive like a true BMW driver does. My life is easier now. I don't press brakes just driving straight to the front car, just blinking, taking over at right in left turns. If that's what people are expecting from me then they will get it.

@witp7928 4 жыл бұрын

Uğur Demirkol what kind of difficulties?

@GuitarSolo1217 4 жыл бұрын

Zachary Duquette people dont let you merge on highways for instance... because they think you are a prick in the bmw 😂😂 I can relate

@AYouTubeChannelwithNoName 4 жыл бұрын

There are friendly BMW drivers out there you know, like me :(

@griffin_kith6214 4 жыл бұрын

Mister_Zach_ people will cut you off nonstop in shitty Honda’s and Toyota’s because they know you’re going to stop as well

@allu2681 4 жыл бұрын

Get the mercedes back you normie! Idc what you drive but still mercedes would have been smarter

@thatoneguy5903 8 жыл бұрын

When driving an M3, 1. Never ever use blinkers 2. Always ignore traffic laws 3. When stuck in traffic, use the break down lane to heat that engine up 4. Drive over the speed limit 5. Tailgate 6. Zoom past every single goddamn Volvo on the road 7. Always be weary of the S60 Polestar (not package, but the real deal) 8. Be a macho 8.5. Always wear a suit 9. You are better than everyone else 10. "Because I have a BMW." should be the answer to every single question.

@tolgac9975 8 жыл бұрын

no joke i do number 10 as an excuse for everything car relevant and non car relevant(Can get annoying or boring). also mostly 1 but i drive a BMW 116I

@Glenn7719 7 жыл бұрын

A BMW 116I, is that even a car? it sounds like a peasants BMW.

@tolgac9975 7 жыл бұрын

Still a BMW better than most cars

@Glenn7719 7 жыл бұрын

Nah, not a true BMW owner, you're supposed to say ALL cars, not most.

@isthisnametaken978 7 жыл бұрын

There are two number 8's. Which one should I follow?

@Lord_Deimos 8 жыл бұрын

We don't need a class, just buy a BMW and let nature take it's course.

@howdoieatyou3603 6 жыл бұрын

Tyrant no but for real though, I feel like the more I drive my 328xi the more true it gets. Oh well!

@connorfalcon7080 6 жыл бұрын

Sometime I race people that didn't even know we were racing.. but I (usually) win 🖕

@Jonconji 6 жыл бұрын

Liam Nicholds i know lmao started driving like a good person straight out of driving school and instantly started becoming the “BMW driver ”

@armelinhol9456 6 жыл бұрын

Lool dude that’s so funny!

@FuyukiSakura 5 жыл бұрын

I found myself needing this class after buying a BMW after a Toyota😂 Following distance and blinkers does naturally come through. But not the language and parking skill@@

@jnicolson865 2 жыл бұрын

I actually saw a BMW driver use their indicator a couple of days ago. They still changed lanes right in front of me without leaving much space, and I still had to brake quite hard, but nonetheless I was impressed. It was like that scene in 'Day of the Dead' when Bub uses a gun; "Oh my God; they're learning!"

@losandos8619 4 жыл бұрын

2 things missing: loud music driving with angel eyes, no matter if it's day or night

@firecoockie1620 4 жыл бұрын

Don't worry about driving with angel eyes. I got an BMW a week ago and the angel eyes are always on. Like you have to actually go through the bordcomputer to shut them of😂😂

@losandos8619 4 жыл бұрын

Fire Coockie i know, but i mean driving with angel eyes but without the actual light, so it looks cooler :D

@carlmagnusson4951 3 жыл бұрын

@@losandos8619 aka DRL=Daytime Running Lights. Angeleyes are always on no matter day/night. During night they're on but faded to not dazzle other drivers, in combination with lowbeam.

@losandos8619 3 жыл бұрын

@@carlmagnusson4951 yeah i know, but a real BMW driver does not use any light but DRL, no matter what daytime it is

@carlmagnusson4951 3 жыл бұрын

Yup, I drive an Audi and always use DRL. Also built own fog lights since no A6 have fog lights🤷‍♂️

@Rear_Admiral522 8 жыл бұрын

As a BMW driver I would say he is not even exaggerating.

@alex199273 8 жыл бұрын

Same here. I think he's on point.

@robissuperiorfazerobbie4080 8 жыл бұрын

at all

@BLlNKED 8 жыл бұрын

Rob owns a bmw :oo

@ItumelengS 8 жыл бұрын

i am about to get those glasses though... they look dope

@nickthehalonerd 8 жыл бұрын

Yup, this is me

@vitico123ful 7 жыл бұрын

"Gavin, there are ladies present and this is NOT Audi class" lmfao!

@edwindominguez2548 6 жыл бұрын

DeathLotus as an Audi owner i approve of the joke

@pauljr.harrington1905 6 жыл бұрын

They need an Audi School skit.

@athwal77 6 жыл бұрын

DeathLotus ii

@teqfreak 5 жыл бұрын

Thank you for this class. As a BMW driver i really want to get all the details right and improve myself as a BMW driver. This helps a lot. Many thanks! Nigel

@freezegod3861 4 жыл бұрын

@Dee Jay yes, of course they are, if you dont drive reckless with them they gonna break! No but on a more serious note, dont know where you are coming from, but we never had any problems with our BMWs.

@Jupiter__001_ 4 жыл бұрын

@Dee Jay Only in the US of A. In Europe BMW reliability is much better, except for the early X3s (which, incidentally, were manufactured in America).

@HotNoBeans 3 жыл бұрын

The dislikes are form BMW drivers who “don’t think they are like this.“

@CoreyMack5000 3 жыл бұрын

Those dislikes are from people who use to date BMW drivers. BMW drivers know they’re like this. Ive been bone for 3 days. Ive watched so many videos on them, i ended up here, and I know I’m not alone.

@Titan-gs6cf 8 жыл бұрын

If you drive a BMW X5, the goal is to take up 3 spots, not 2.

@KA467 8 жыл бұрын

4 spots and a disabled space of you're in an hippo (X6)

@straxwb 8 жыл бұрын

Nah, disabled parkings are for Audi drivers, everybody knows that. You're in a Beemer.

@eniojaupaj5615 8 жыл бұрын

nah,the goal is to park over a car

@MrSupercar55 8 жыл бұрын

Four spaces is where it's really at. metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/parking-car.jpg?w=748&h=561&crop=1

@straxwb 8 жыл бұрын

MrSupercar55 That guy is promising. Too bad he's just too poor to afford an X6-M and has to stick to a Ram...he isn't worthy of being called Nigel.

@EngineeringExplained 8 жыл бұрын

Ethan is my spirit animal. Always hated on by the bros. Stay strong Ethan!

@emce3ime_linuxtechaddict936 8 жыл бұрын

+Engineering Explained notice me senpai.

@cdj2000ful 8 жыл бұрын

" Hello everybody, and welcome "

@emce3ime_linuxtechaddict936 8 жыл бұрын

cdj2000ful "Hello Everyone ,And Welcome"*

@cdj2000ful 8 жыл бұрын

+EMCE3IME_LINUXTECHADDICT sorry. my mistake

@DexMcqueen 8 жыл бұрын

Hey

@killstacy8088 3 жыл бұрын

The only being superior to a BMW driver is the mechanic that keeps it running

@raynardhymen2139 3 жыл бұрын

My mechanic last saw my car about 12 months ago, when it got new brake pads.

@XXX-ez1od 3 жыл бұрын

Amen

@averageheightwizard4798 3 жыл бұрын

pls leave

@FernieAriel 4 жыл бұрын

“Lesson 4: Indicators. What Indicators?” After that, he should’ve said “Ok, Lesson 5...”

@reluctant4116 5 жыл бұрын

In germany BMW drivers are either aggressive businessmen, you can recognize them by their obviously expensive new models... But the older models.... Oh God. 120hp 316ti with straight pipes and -3° camber, 5mm ride height, blasting bad rap music, typically driven by 19 y/o "gangsters".

@elvispresley5643 5 жыл бұрын

I love the bmw engines, but not so much the cars and definitely not the drivers

@emanuel1281 5 жыл бұрын

Or its a dude who actually is from mafia

@Tore_Lund 5 жыл бұрын

Negative camber is the stupidest thing since parking tickets.

@IntellectualHazard 5 жыл бұрын

You're talking about yourself aren't you

@FeZerret 5 жыл бұрын

And mainly turks drive 3/5 series BMWs

@kylejohnson4921 7 жыл бұрын

I lost it at "Gavin this is not Audi class"

@FuyukiSakura 5 жыл бұрын

Something related to ladies probably?

@daniyalshariq968 5 жыл бұрын

Lmao, same 😂😂😂😂😂

@bruperina 5 жыл бұрын

They need a “How to be an Audi driver”

@AdvBrewery 5 жыл бұрын

Hilarious had me cracked up

@CanisoGaming 5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Unsalted375 Жыл бұрын

"That ladies and gentlemen is a 330ci, he's in the ranks, couldn't afford an M3, probably don't want to be his friend" lmfao

@domegrobnik74 Жыл бұрын

My question is...who can afford m3? I barely could afford my e46 318ci which is like 8x cheaper than m3, and let's not talk about fuel consumption...

@WarlordRising 4 жыл бұрын

When you see a BMW in a merging lane about 200 feet behind you going 4x the speed limit: "Here we go again."

@DTCJimmy 7 жыл бұрын

i lost my shit at 1:10 "Do we look like a bunch of cunts"

@xzakx7036 7 жыл бұрын

Dan Clark kind of...

@iaincampbell6959 7 жыл бұрын

actually they are @$$holes

@NeuroticPwa 7 жыл бұрын

Yeaah.. That ass! What?

@lilvirtt3577 7 жыл бұрын

cocks*

@kimjongdavidsothesexymugba1138 7 жыл бұрын

TheBetterButterLTU no

@BossSfeedy 8 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile in Mustang class they're killing crowds

@estenneighbors1929 8 жыл бұрын

+BossSfeedy as a mustang owner i can confirm this as true

@Tryhardninjaas 8 жыл бұрын

Don't be silly the class uses reusable dummies. It's only when you graduate they bring in the crowd.

@patchienow1597 8 жыл бұрын

Don't forget poles

@estenneighbors1929 8 жыл бұрын

you start off with small children and the elderly who can't move very well, then you graduate onto middle aged people and teenagers.

@unfound23 8 жыл бұрын

If you mean krauts, your kind called us like that probably because they didn't knew it before coming to Germany.... And to greet our American friends a little something to translate for you "Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem Amerikaner und Joghurt, das Joghurt hat Kultur!"

@stephanalbrecht7889 Жыл бұрын

After all these years, this is still one of the best videos on entire KZfaq 🎉😂

@vincentproductions8963 4 жыл бұрын

To BMW Drivers, the road is always empty, they only see other BMW Drivers, we peasants are invisible to them.

@vicesat 8 жыл бұрын

You deserve to be on Top Gear, not Chris Evans.

@66Tinchoo99 8 жыл бұрын

hola vicesaaaaaat

@Bairdogg 8 жыл бұрын

+vicesat wrong lol

@sanpepsiman1277 8 жыл бұрын

soy sub te amamos

@DCGarage 8 жыл бұрын

+vicesat no. Just no.

@bubanzizwagpnw4554 8 жыл бұрын

nope they deserve to be here. Car throttle

@theHedgehogPro 5 жыл бұрын

I love how this is a cross-contental truth. England, USA, Germany...

@yegorsmetiukhov6249 5 жыл бұрын

HedgehogPro Tech and Poland

@gaboriloskity 5 жыл бұрын

@Tim M In Hungary too

@MrPaukann 5 жыл бұрын

In Russia like 1/3 of BMW drivers are super arrogant women. They don't drive particularly fast, but they are total assholes and are incredibly stupid. Just today a BMW cut through 4 lanes, causing me to brake pretty hard and some other cars up to tyre squel, just to cut the "traffic jam" in front of a red light (all the cars go through the intersection after the light changes).

@brotheroftuxdan 5 жыл бұрын

@@MrPaukann dunno about the third being women, but can confirm bmw drivers in Russia are wankers. Funny how blinking the lights is 100% accurate. Sometimes you just wanna slam the brakes and teach those tailgating fucks a lesson or two.

@rangasmash0467 5 жыл бұрын

Mostly in Australia too.

@bimmeronline Жыл бұрын

As an owner of 2 E34s, an E39 and an E23 I take a refresher course every month.

@ZsomborZsombibi 4 жыл бұрын

First I thought it's a parody, but just realized that school must really exist.

@Charles-nu4si 5 жыл бұрын

“This is not Audi class” I’m dying.

@kanyegaming9136 5 жыл бұрын

RIP you

@AAAChanel 4 жыл бұрын

Proud owner of rs3

@RealGrooveRandom 4 жыл бұрын

Killer line! "This is not Audi Class" lol...

@HossuhAffasHomBOSS 4 жыл бұрын

@AMGstudios Oof size: large

@adrianbaumann6638 4 жыл бұрын

@AMGstudios ehmm Tesla's batteries are limited too

@eliteiel9747 6 жыл бұрын

I drive a BMW and I can confirm that this video is almost accurate. I live in Germany and i have to use my right hand for the steering wheel and mostly my left for the middlefinger.

@zdengvox 5 жыл бұрын

I guess that's the point of automatic transmissions in newer BMWs. You can hold a wheel and point a middle finger WHILE overtaking.

@Pugnare-et-vincere 5 жыл бұрын

@@jerichamesclammay3107 I am also German and a BMW driver and I can confirm this 100%. Speeding bye with 260 km/h on the Autobahn while coursing at those slow ass bitches who drive with 140 km/h on the overtaking lane, god how I hate them😂

@jerichamesclammay3107 5 жыл бұрын

@@Pugnare-et-vincere the autobahn has corrupted you.

@tomfischer3210 5 жыл бұрын

Luke Dearey better shut up. You lil twat

@frenkie6446 5 жыл бұрын

@@Pugnare-et-vincere i am dutch, when i am in germany on the autobahn i drive max speed

@tom_kearley 4 жыл бұрын

Was this supposed to be a comedy sketch?? Because it is like a documentary

@el3v4t0r5 4 жыл бұрын

TOMK 05 just liked bc of profile pic haha

@motorworld2513 5 жыл бұрын

How to be a Skoda driver: drive as slow as legally possible

@jackdaniels3873 5 жыл бұрын

likes this comment

@nicorosbergf1fan783 5 жыл бұрын

I don't agree with you. Last time I was on the Autobahn I was doing around 170 to 180 kph in an X3, but in the left lane there were so many Octavias doing at least 220 or something. Those VRS estates seem to be some kind of little sleepers. I know, I am a disgrace to BMW drivers, but I am more of a Mercedes guy anyway :P

@BWPT. 5 жыл бұрын

You see this is why you get wankers in Audis and BMWs always trying to take you on 30MPH roads, I had a Skoda and didn't drive it slow, you would get people assuming you were driving slow because you are driving a Skoda. Was always fun to dump the clutch and leave them standing at the lights too. :D Skodas are technically VWs now anyway, just cheaper and a lot more pensioners seem to drive them.

@vulpix9210 5 жыл бұрын

you mean prius???

@motorworld2513 5 жыл бұрын

Vulpix Don’t diss the Priuss, it’s a stealthy, sexy beast.

@NomadJedi 7 жыл бұрын

Having a BMW is such a safety measure. I'm not afraid to mess up and drive recklessly because everyone is already expecting it.

@murphy1832 5 жыл бұрын

Gon screen this

@rogueuniversities6866 2 жыл бұрын

@@murphy1832 Do you English?

@murphy1832 2 жыл бұрын

@@rogueuniversities6866 Do you have any hobbies besides replying to old ass comments?

@rogueuniversities6866 2 жыл бұрын

@@murphy1832 I'm going to attempt to answer you despite your lack of English: Yes, I do have hobbies besides replying to old ass comments. I see you've not discovered an English tutor yet.

@captainjackparrotcjp2827 Жыл бұрын

@@rogueuniversities6866 still you make fun of his English, but you literally said "Do you English?"

@TuddecBMW 8 жыл бұрын

I'm shocked at how accurately this represents my driving behavior.

@OK-bg8wr 8 жыл бұрын

Im proud of how Ive done all that even before I watched this video :-)

@OK-bg8wr 8 жыл бұрын

***** Driving superior cars :D

@Baerzilla 8 жыл бұрын

One can always improve on some Little things, so pay attention to class. :D

@sajinsanand 8 жыл бұрын

I am surprised as this behaviour come by default when you become a BMW driver.... Cant believe that I am one of them

@OK-bg8wr 8 жыл бұрын

Sajin S Anand Hahaha thats right :D

@salomiabogdan6163 4 жыл бұрын

As a BMW driver I agree!This is 100% accurate!Wish I saw this before,sadly I had to learn everything on my own.

@huwjones5879 3 жыл бұрын

A couple of points you missed: When parking your BMW don't forget to use a Blue Bay for disabled drivers if available. Drive with the drivers window open on a hot day even though you have AC so everyone can see your huge ostentatious 'designer' watch.

@patriks.590 5 жыл бұрын

I just got my first BMW and I wasn't sure if I drive correctly. Thanks for the video

@lovrocosic5180 4 жыл бұрын

@Dee Jay youtube expert, thanks

@timmiekat6072 4 жыл бұрын

@Dee Jay mate it's not as bad as many people claim im European so maybe it's different in America and you have to get yearly check ups on your car here and they often last hundreds of thousands of miles without major issues

@SpitfireFortyFour 4 жыл бұрын

@@timmiekat6072 Regardless of the yearly MOT or equivalent BMWs still fall apart within 100k.

@timmiekat6072 4 жыл бұрын

@@SpitfireFortyFour no of you buy a complicated.car with a lot of tech and drive it hard that's going to break it sure making maintenance higher in some cases but the cars driving around here hold.up well BMW is not know for doing reliable or unreliable in particular as most German cars

@AlfahrezyRF_89 3 жыл бұрын

Youre my enemyyy,,,,, when i see u im not gonna use any indicators and overtake you hard 😂

@DenverJohnBradley 8 жыл бұрын

This little skit was quite good. He can be a new gen clarkson. xD

@bjakobs98 8 жыл бұрын

Alex indeed can !

@logan2213 8 жыл бұрын

+Patrick Star how dare you say that's wrong

@ernodios 8 жыл бұрын

let's let both of them to be unique and keep our faith in humanity

@grtbgf 2 жыл бұрын

A few days ago a woman smoking a cigarette in a Dacia overtook me, and the car in front of me I was merciful to. It was in a village while i was driving slowly because i was following that old car. I have to admit, i got so triggered i swore on my bavarian gods that i will overtook that Dacia while driving as fast as i can. I gave him a few minutes of headstart, waited until we got out of the village, and finally cought up with him and overtook him at 170 kp/h, then stared at his puny soul through my rear view mirror. Gotta say, my bmw soul was finally at peace. I knew i wouldn't have slept that night if I hand't passed him.

@thedarkmirror316 9 ай бұрын

Good. Very good. Correct behaviour.

@silenceinmyhead3419 4 жыл бұрын

As BMW owners we really need our own highways exclusively for BWW drivers so we can be happy forever n ever.

@mikhaelsundin1798 7 жыл бұрын

I have a bmw e90 330 nd and as bmw driver I approve of this video and garantee u this is true

@bsg2621 7 жыл бұрын

I have a bmw 335i e92 coupe :D it really does change your character.

@emirkadric7314 7 жыл бұрын

miguelito starz 320d e90 :D

@bsg2621 7 жыл бұрын

Jacob J Your prius does too

@veronicaarevalo5213 7 жыл бұрын

BMW 330i!!!! I also approve this video lol !!!! Love my BMW !!!!

@spengmeister1239 7 жыл бұрын

miguelito starz BMW 540 i and x5

@ianlai7964 8 жыл бұрын

'Pretend you're the hair dresser in the MX5' Said the hair dresser in the MX5

@ZZZxRv 8 жыл бұрын

+Pittiplatsch he knows you know?!

@ZZZxRv 8 жыл бұрын

***** You know you don't know that he doesn't know that he knows?!

@seimolddickhead5552 8 жыл бұрын

+Darude - Sandstorm all I know is shut up

@ZZZxRv 8 жыл бұрын

Alexandre Poirier bmw driverstorm

@tachysphex4095 8 жыл бұрын

Darude - Sandstorm Du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du

@iceteafan56 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you, just got an BMW and always wondered. Im even such a good driver that the police already awarded me with an extra point for my driving skills.

@eriksvensson2098 4 жыл бұрын

Good God only one extra point for your driving?! When the cops came to congratulate me on my driving skills they said that my driver's license would be hung up and framed at their office.

@HappyDude1 3 жыл бұрын

You forget the most important thing. In any conversation you have to tell people you have a bmw. People need to know 😁 And Im going to put all these lessons into practice now that i have a bmw M2. See what i did there 😉

@GERstarBROT 7 жыл бұрын

As a BMW Driver, I can see that i've got a lot to learn.

@GERstarBROT 7 жыл бұрын

LeoThe Greatxx E30 Touring 316i :)

@justinnigel3822 7 жыл бұрын

You boys spelt push bikes wrong :)

@TheRealboyColor 7 жыл бұрын

me too ^^ e36 coupe 316i ;)

@youngyeezus1845 7 жыл бұрын

GERstarBROT I gotta learn soon man 328i

@Susazeu 7 жыл бұрын

120i here

@semireality 6 жыл бұрын

WiFi Password: TAILGATE

@stephenrochester6309 5 жыл бұрын

Semi Reality great observation skills

@DzeDavis 5 жыл бұрын

audi drivers are the tailgating master tho

@waterskijake 5 жыл бұрын

Ethan M it’s both in the US

@need4spe3dBeast 5 жыл бұрын

Password incorrect

@alvachan88 4 жыл бұрын

@@etekweb Where i am from, tailing simply means following while trying to not get spotted.

@gystav0 4 жыл бұрын

All BMW driver's same in all countries. XD Thanks for the advices.

@neildempster2827 2 жыл бұрын

Love how he's givin everyone the bird when they walk in the room. 😂

@trhacje_m2187 5 жыл бұрын

The Lesson 5: How to park is incorrect - you always park as close as possible - in the front of the building, near entrance, on the yellow stripes is the best... I didn't buy a BMW to walk around and get hit by some clunker

@BWPT. 5 жыл бұрын

Aim it in the general direction of parking bay

@MowerModdin 4 жыл бұрын

If you see "Fire Lane" that's just a synonym for "VIP Parking"

@sheva4ever1 4 жыл бұрын

wheelchair symbol FTW

@kenny-hp2kx 4 жыл бұрын

This guy is my favourite bmw driver!

@bananasir 4 жыл бұрын

That's an advanced lesson for BMW drivers which you can take after finishing this class first

@redcartiers 7 жыл бұрын

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? The pricks are on the inside.

@KariIzumi1 7 жыл бұрын

+1 million 😂

@bsg2621 7 жыл бұрын

LOL

@rturner4205 7 жыл бұрын

Penrose Proven fact

@harsheebeauty 7 жыл бұрын

Penrose 😂 I own a bmw

@FlyingBassMan 7 жыл бұрын

I'm a BMW driver and find this very funny.

@tayloryoder7399 3 жыл бұрын

I was with some friends recently when we saw a BMW parked in the "correct" manner. He thought no one could park next to him. He was wrong.

@LeHDawg 3 жыл бұрын

I recently bought myself a BMW 3 series and this video was the first thing I saw on my KZfaq, Thank you for extremely important formation

@axxdrian 8 жыл бұрын

I've watched that Top Gear episode where Clarkson shows Hammond how to properly dress when driving a BMW lmao

@brandonherrera2891 8 жыл бұрын

+Adrn Ncos Lol I have to see that

@satriosukarnoatmosudirjo9722 8 жыл бұрын

I saw that too lol miss the old top gear

@CATPLAYING 8 жыл бұрын

+Adrn Ncso what episode is that?

@axxdrian 8 жыл бұрын

Series 10 Episode 10, It's the M3, RS4 & C63 shootout

@ernodios 8 жыл бұрын

+Adrn Ncso best episode ever along with the Ferrari/Pagani/Ford one

@RocketElectronicMusic 7 жыл бұрын

wifi:BMWSCHOOL Pass:Tailgate lost it..

@sotiriospapastergiopoulos8582 3 жыл бұрын

I've learned more things by alex than any teacher at my 10 years of going to school

@asad4310 4 жыл бұрын

Love this video keep coming back after years. Would love to see a Mercedes school or a prius school and this video is absolutely gold marks when youtube had read content

@randy438 8 жыл бұрын

I drive a BMW and this is true, assholes... Now I'm late for my meetings

@JohnyFilms20 8 жыл бұрын

We are superior beings, you know?

@randy438 8 жыл бұрын

CynicMuzik indeed we are, Nigel

@hellknightf1 8 жыл бұрын

+Mike Hunt don't mind me im just in the way

@julianarjah1175 8 жыл бұрын

+Mike Hunt fuck bmw drivers and their cars

@itsDanielOfc 8 жыл бұрын

Get out of the fucking way, Nigel

@guerschonnoel1 6 жыл бұрын

You forgot to mention that you always have the right of way, no matter what.

@Mr365097 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, coz you run out of blinker fluid.

@floriankraft2553 5 жыл бұрын

You talk about mercedes...

@madhurkumarsharma1732 3 жыл бұрын

passed the test with flying colors, destroyed our enemy Audi q3 by performing golden manoeuvres, blinking and passing with a nice one foot gap with no indicators or whatsoever >>

@akaPugMom 4 жыл бұрын

OMG their “bluetooths!” 🤣 I’m dying.

@m.slaneytruckstyling 5 жыл бұрын

The most important part to a bmw driver Start - 9:33. End - 9:36

@wavey_hus7950 4 жыл бұрын

_Scanidaf_ no you’re wrong

@driver3272 4 жыл бұрын

NEXTER KO how is a true documentary

@hazaltiger5601 4 жыл бұрын

True hahahahahah😂😂😂😂👌👌👌

@chongxina237 4 жыл бұрын

In asia bmw park correctly lol they don't take 2 space

@QKanoni 8 жыл бұрын

Up Next: How to be an Audi driver.

@victorragnarsson2828 8 жыл бұрын

How to be a miata owner*

@mushypasta7425 8 жыл бұрын

Toyota, Cadillac, and Kia drivers are also pretty shit.

@Trenhc 8 жыл бұрын

+Giddy Gamer you forgot Mercedes drivers

@CODR0B 8 жыл бұрын

+Kim Jung un "How to be a miata owner*" thats called gay porn and that already exists

@Masa6x 8 жыл бұрын

+Adam Thomas How to be a Prius driver?

@Giuseppe-ew8rx 4 жыл бұрын

Here is a perfect bmw driver! (Shows a picture of Jezza) Me: I want them baaaack😭😭😭

@DickiMonster 4 жыл бұрын

“Have you seen Gavin? English blood” “GAVIN”

@iantownsend5480 8 жыл бұрын

I'll shall drive my Bmw with pride tomorrow LOL

@DG_427 8 жыл бұрын

+Mario Only e30. ;)

@DG_427 8 жыл бұрын

Mario Noo, I'm more into japanese cars, but e30 looks really nice imo.

@hrtbrkkids 8 жыл бұрын

Remember, we are superior beings. Lol

@lisalouisekeen4191 8 жыл бұрын

hmmm. I have become this since owning a BMW. :-)

@wetlettuce4768 8 жыл бұрын

+Ian Townsend I will keep out of your way my good sir. -Lesser Volvo peasant.

@giriwidodo8013 7 жыл бұрын

How to be a Honda driver: 1. Get a Honda 2. Put some upgrade (sticker & bodykit) it will add 150 BHP 3. Become a Ricer

@xzakx7036 7 жыл бұрын

Giri Widodo lol #poorcivic

@George-nx4bp 7 жыл бұрын

Giri Widodo it's funny cuz my friend has a del Sol and wants to put a turbo on it

@giriwidodo8013 7 жыл бұрын

xZAKx lol George Rickett really? i wanna see that, if that car turn out to be nice then your friend is one of the few "not a ricer" out there lol

@wetlettuce4768 7 жыл бұрын

Don't forget to tell everyone about 'Vtec yo'

@VB_8 7 жыл бұрын

when the vtec will kick in tho 😍😍

@DeepGamingAI 4 жыл бұрын

My first BMW (330i) on the way! Should be delivered in couple of weeks. Need to be prepared before it arrives, thanks for this valuable educational video 👍

@f99o46 3 жыл бұрын

I confess, I’m a recovering BMW driver, but since selling mine other BMW drivers are now trying to run me off the road

@alexthompson5172 8 жыл бұрын

i can't imagine what audi classes would be like then :P

@zman360auz 8 жыл бұрын

That needs to be the next video

@young9534 8 жыл бұрын

+Alexander Thompson Audi and Mercedes drivers are not nearly as douchey as BMW drivers.

@Valtra103 8 жыл бұрын

+young 95 Can't wait till i get my BMW. Since I can't be douchey in another car.

@calebpotter3055 8 жыл бұрын

+young 95 audi drivers are mustang drivers.

@young9534 8 жыл бұрын

Caleb Potter Nah. Mustang drivers are in a class of their own. I've seen the videos.

@TGIJustin 8 жыл бұрын

Took me nearly the entire video to realise that they're not actually wearing Bluetooth headsets...

@AceITH007 8 жыл бұрын

Lol I didn't even notice

@JacobSpam 8 жыл бұрын

+AceITH007 They are wearing pipe cleaners lol

@ZirJohn 8 жыл бұрын

+Jacob Salty hahahaha u didn't even notice

@TGIJustin 8 жыл бұрын

***** I was like, wait what xD

@labombaromba 8 жыл бұрын

+TGI J 5:35

@joshikun7177 2 жыл бұрын

I recently got a 2008 BMW 318i touring and I absolutely love it, this video was a very good educational video.

@mikecherri 4 жыл бұрын

My BMW local dealership would not let me purchase a car without completing this course. Thank you for the easy layout, very easy to follow along. Picking up my bmw tomorrow!

@miloa.2684 7 жыл бұрын

Surprisingly this is accurate as many BMW drivers have done this to me as I drive in my BMW doing this to them...

@slavic_nibba572 6 жыл бұрын

The real way to park a bmw 2wd=two soaces required 4wd (x-drive)=four spaces required

@KingBalisong 5 жыл бұрын

Soaces soaces soaces soaces soaces soaces soacea soaces soaces soaces soaces soaces soaces soaces soaces

@colonelyungblonsk7730 4 ай бұрын

And then the bmw driver gets socked in the face,

@vincentrowe4116 4 жыл бұрын

Most entertaining thing I've seen in a very long time... 😂

@elijahbell1717 Жыл бұрын

By far one of the best car throttle videos

@emanueljj7355 5 жыл бұрын

The problem at bmw drivers is that they forget to put blinker fluid

@SnowCatFanX87 5 жыл бұрын

Emanuel Jj Whaaaat that explain why my blinker's is not working atm

@broncogray1483 4 жыл бұрын

ChrisFix?

@IsaiahEsquivel2026 4 жыл бұрын

No, they never run out of blinker fluid because they never use their blinkers

@thebaguettecompany 3 жыл бұрын

Blinker fluid exists?

@brentsnocomgaming7813 3 жыл бұрын

It's because BMW blinker fluid is expensive

@spicymeme9291 7 жыл бұрын

How to be BMW driver: Kill your indicator.

@dikkodikko6262 6 жыл бұрын

I dont think my m3 has indicators lol

@rubilacxe033 6 жыл бұрын

spicy meme whats a indicator? never heard of that.

@adamosuilleabhain324 6 жыл бұрын

Via not supplying it blinker fluid

@Windows98R 4 жыл бұрын

“that my friend, is a 330Ci, couldn’t quite afford a M3” Ok I died at that moment 🤣 But then, that was also me a couple of years ago, now happy with a used F80 M3 :^]

@kaniel_outis1 4 жыл бұрын

You’re dead though, so how could you be happy?

@anthonyeuceda6729 4 жыл бұрын

[] 😂😂😂😂

@notoriousmaddox4105 3 жыл бұрын

I’ve watched this at least four times and it’s still hilarious😂

@lehlohonolomofula 5 жыл бұрын

Just got my BMW 335i M Sport taking notes

@jackmatt1022 5 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the club 😎

@vsabadazh 5 жыл бұрын

Congrats, bud. Have you already chosen your new name?

@alisioardiona727 5 жыл бұрын

Are you planning to tune it ?

@toadfullya3558 4 жыл бұрын

Daan Made in Holland you wouldn’t want him to be your friend

@princekelvin6476 4 жыл бұрын

Dee Jay because he can do wtf he want with his OWN money lol

@Drives31forhalo 8 жыл бұрын

I feel like you're forced to go through this class before you're allowed to buy a BMW

@fallencommaner 8 жыл бұрын

+The Evenger Yes, it is a mandatory class with a test at the end.

@misterchips358 8 жыл бұрын

If you fail, they won't sell you one and you will be taken out of the dealership with some "fuck off's" of the graduates

@edgarterrenal8414 Жыл бұрын

Confirmed, even when I was just considering taking an 850 GS I was still forced to attend

@YoungCarWiz 4 жыл бұрын

This is like my favorite video in KZfaq 😂

@ok-jw8px 2 жыл бұрын

As a just-passed BMW driver I needed this. I was too used to driving according to the highway code and using my indicators.

@darkz4747 8 жыл бұрын

2:29 look at the reflection on his glasses, the room is empty xD

@TassieLorenzo 8 жыл бұрын

+D4rk Spyro Good detective work!

@kingheidfeld789 8 жыл бұрын

You sir are a legend. How in God's name have you noticed that?

@ekoewicaksono 8 жыл бұрын

dat outdoor reflective sunglasses works r8 lol

@Lumptious47 8 жыл бұрын

oh my goodd

@JasonBuchina 8 жыл бұрын

I also noticed that

@Espacado 7 жыл бұрын

So when do we drain the blinker fluid?

@kurtblackburn2658 6 жыл бұрын

The One, The Only, ESPACADO never

@fabulousprofound 6 жыл бұрын

no need to drain because bmw's don't have blinkers!

@cavekritter1 6 жыл бұрын

The One, The Only, ESPACADO It comes pre drained from the factory

@InMooseWeTrust 6 жыл бұрын

The One, The Only, ESPACADO after you change the muffler bearing

@obrez6975 6 жыл бұрын

Preston Ford When there’s a motorcycle behind you, you squirt the full load onto him.

@AnthonyTalerico 3 жыл бұрын

Literally 100% accurate. Every single last part of it for me at least. I have a beat to shit E92 M3 with a bagillion miles and I’m the most elite driver on the road locally... possibly in the world. I honestly sometimes think I could drive F1 because I’m so elite.

@jonsmith1162 2 жыл бұрын

My 197k E91 320D has a similar effect. I am Nigel Mansell in that car. My E90 330i doesn't have the same effect....I think it must be broken.

@AnthonyTalerico 2 жыл бұрын

@@jonsmith1162 I recently sold my M3 after seven years with 189k miles on it and got a Focus RS. My aggression immediately weakened and I started driving (sort of) more like a normal human being. Long live BMW drivers though. I’ll always be one at heart. Nobody knows how to fuck around on the road like we do 😜

@Alishaan2002 3 жыл бұрын

Passed my driving test this year after taking his advice, works 100%

@EriComicuDesu 8 жыл бұрын

#CloseTheGap

@Ghrostillo 8 жыл бұрын

If you see a gap, close it! There's NASCAR for a reason, fuck the ovals, the road is straight, just get that sweet slipstream and pretend that you are tapping the ass of the car in front like a real master. Drive those highways like a boss so everyone goes out of the way as soon as they see your swag coming for their souls xD

@EriComicuDesu 8 жыл бұрын

felpel102 Comment of the month right here XD

@alastairwood7277 8 жыл бұрын

+felpel102 hahaha

@punman5392 7 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile in the Toyota class they're learning about the mysterious phenomenon known as a "breakdown"

@CK-fq9lk 7 жыл бұрын

Matt Bowen hahaha!! 🤣 owned a Toyota once in HS and this is absolutely hilarious

@CrazyDutchguys 7 жыл бұрын

Matt Bowen been driving one for 4 years, no mechanical problems at all

@isaiahash9697 6 жыл бұрын

270,000miles and still going happy!

@user-jh6vt8vx4v 6 жыл бұрын

Isaiah Ash And that is why it is mysterious. The phenomenon of breakdown is a myth in Toyota owner community. It is probably more far fetched than meeting a fire breathing dragon!

@nedajstoot9154 6 жыл бұрын

Matt Bowen you are mistaken for a ford class