Step 1: Do as Mumbo says, not as Mumbo does.

"You can't be a good Minecraft player if you don't have an organised storage system" **Grumpy Grian sounds**

Mumbo: "I know this one goes without saying, but..." Ad: "Get tacobells party pack"

The most important think to remember from this video is that to be a good minecraft player you need a lot of patience and a lot of free time

"Only people with moustaches can be good at Minecraft." Mumbo's IRL skin: well then

Mumbo: “Gets good” Also Mumbo: Can’t get a pet parrot

"Understanding redstone..." Yea, I play on bedrock. Nobody understands redstone in bedrock"

having an existential crisis after realizing mumbo's shadow is a circle... in a cuboid game...

Mumbos like a teacher: "Theres no such thing as a bad challenge!" Grian: "Get good lol" Mumbo: **angry teacher noises**

Grian: *starts it as a joke* Mumbo: *ends it with a whole video about it*

Mumbo: "death to all wandering villagers" Mumbo two seconds later with leather and leads in his inventory: "so anyways..."

4:20 my brother was so excited about the boat on ice that he started to breakdance on the floor

Mumbo: Only people with mustaches can be good Grian: “Im gonna take that mustache away”

Mumbo: "death to all wandering traders" *has leather and leads in his inventory in the next shot*

One important one I feel got left out; efficient exploration of caves, mineshafts, and other structures. A good player has a system to keep themselves from getting lost, tackle the most important things first, and quickly get every valuable from the space. Sure, this gets a lot less relevant with automatic farms and more non-cave updates, but a good player still knows how to get it done. Am I good at this? Honestly, not really.

Mumbo: only people with mustaches can get good Me: I’ll ignore that

Mumbo: it's hard to get large quantities of leaves Me: remembering him taking down most of the jungle in hermitcraft

1: Don't toss shulker shells into the void

I think in a game being "good" should be based off of the players expectations of themselves.

I think a better tittle would be “how to mine off camera”

Mumbo: "water buckets aren't that useful" Speedrunners: "mm yeah"

Mumbo in Minecraft: "only people with mustache are good at Minecraft" Mumbo in real life:

Mumbo: "only people who have mustaches can be good at Minecraft" Me: "dang it" Also me: *remembers I've been growing my stache out during quarantine* "guess I'm good now"

I love how he says "oh get out of here" to the wandering trader and then next thing you know the hotbar has 2 leashes and 3 leather. I wonder where that came from.

"you could have your whole storage system mobile" Lama and donkey with chests: are you challenging me?

“Ice is considerably better than water buckets” *happy stressmonster noises*

"this one's gonna go without saying" "this toothpaste is amazing"

I think my recommended is trying to tell me something

Mumbo spinning in a boat: "Make use of fast transportation devices" *Proceeds to break the sound barrier*

Grian: “get good lol” Mumbo: *makes 2 videos on it* “does this count?”

Mumbo: Get elytra Techno: laughs in dream smp where elytras are banned

#1: Effective use of the Ender Chest Me: The f*k is an ender chest?

Mumbo: "Only people with mustaches can be good Minecraft players" Mumbo's face on endscreen right after:

"How to be good at Minecraft" Step 1: -Dont shift click with your thumb-

9:20 Ice can't be used to break your fall. It requires training with water, but it changes your life, especially when you fight the enderdragon

Or you could just type /gamemode creative

I feel like Mumbo is still overthinking Grian’s challenge. Edit: Mumbo once again forgot to mention a beacon

Me when I see a wandering trader: Thanks for the leads And leather as many have corrected

"im not a true professional " this man is too humble

I hate when I spend hours of farming to build a base and farms and I show someone and they are like “You probably cheated.”

Mumbo: "if you die you can regear up quickly" Me: *Laughs in Hardcore*

Mumbo: "You're not a good minecraft player unless you have a mustache." *immediately shows a picture of himself in real life without mustache*

I start off with my storage as 1 large chest, then when that gets full-ish, I make 2 large chests, 1 for blocks and 1 for items, then 1 for blocks, 1 for items, and one for planty items, then after that, all the above plus 1 for treasure(iron,diamond,flint,etc), then one for tools, then one for redstone, and along the way I also make specific storage for items/blocks I have a ton of

When I started my survival world, I didn’t think of organizing my storage system. I hate myself for doing that.

Wandering villager: *walks into video Mumbo on the next tip: *has sword, leads and leather*

"only those with mustaches can be good at minecraft" immediately cuts to real life profile picture of himself showing no mustache..

As for the grinding one, I've been thinking of coming up with "grinding games" to play related to it. I haven't really got that much for it, but things like "How much wood can you get in a minute" "Best times on filling a chest with stone" Ect... That said, if anyone else has some ideas for stuff like that, please share, I would love to hear others opinions.

"Only people with moustaches can be good minecrafters" Also his moustache irl: *Non-existent*

Mumbo: "Death to all wandering traders" Next clip: Has leather and leads in his inventory... Literally killed me I loved that so much

When he was desperately trying to turn off the xp lever... I felt that

Awesome video Mumbo! I haven’t even thought of most of these tips. I’m thinking about efficiency and accessibility in a whole new way now. I was thinking about how small the inventory is but with an ender chest and some shulker boxes, you can have PORTABLE building supplies, extra items, a portable nether portal for fast travel back to base, and so much more for the cost of ONE INVENTORY SLOT!!! Not to mention the always loaded spawn chunk! That could be used for some farming or something! All rambling aside, thanks again Mumbo. I was actually getting a bit bored of Minecraft but now I’ve got a ton more ideas and things to try and test! Keep up the great work!

Java villagers: MILLIONS OF LEVELS bedrock villagers: 5 levels that are shit take it or leave it

Mumbo: only good Minecraft players can have moustaches. Ilmango: Guess I'm good

“Only people with mustaches can be good Minecraft players.” Mumbo, you don’t have a mustache...

Mumbo: there are Always chunks loading. There are chunks here and there and chunks loading all the way over there. The animals do their things on chunks and bluh bluh bluh, chunks chunks chunks. My brain: chunk ... is .... what???

Mumbo: you need an automatic food farm. Speedruners: well, shi# ._.

“You cant clear a perimeter in a couple hours” SciCraft: *let me introduce myself*

"Only people with mustaches can be good minecraft players." -said by a guy who is clean shaved

You can sort your shulker boxes by color Red: Nether stuff, Gold boots, gold ingots, flint and steel, lava and obsidian Blue: Water buckets, prismarine, bucket of fish, ocean stuff Purple: Enchanting table, bookshelf, experience potions, lapis lazuli Lime: Emerald, trading stuff (glass, sticks, etc.), composters and other 'job blocks' Yellow: All armor Light Blue: Ice, packed ice, snowballs, blue ice Black: Tools and Torches White: Iron ingots, iron blocks, anvils Brown: BLOCKS Green: Ender Chests, extra food Magenta: Endstone, Ender pearls, eye of enders, Elytras, fireworks Purpur: A rose for good luck that I don't die and lose everything. Regular armor, tools, elytras, foods, blocks and other regular items are carried in hotbar

8:15 ooh a self burn those are rare

Alternate title: How to get good lol

Mumbo: Can't find any parrots Grian: Looking in his double chest full of pesky bird heads

MUMBO: you need a good chest organization Grian: *nervously shaking*

Mumbo: "Only guys with moustaches can be good minecraft players." Me: says one of the many guys that doesn't have one

Mumbo: "I feel like I'm going to take off!" Me: *throws up from dizziness*

3:40 *Notices wandering trader* *CUT!* After that, his hotbar consisted of a sword, three leather and two leads. Rip wandering trader and his llamas

Mumbo: Only people with mustaches can be good minecrafters Me: *Laughs in mustached skin and having a mustache in real life*

Mumbo : only people with mustaches can be good minecraft players Me : good that I have a spare mustache with me

Mumbo: "There are no rules" Grian: "get good lol" Mumbo: "There is 1 rule"

Mumbo: “brilliant bases can’t be build in a day” Grian: OH REALLY

3:30 Mumbo: *Has a complex machine Jerks: *Breaks everything Mumbo: “What do u think ur doing” Jerks: *Places 1 redstone

3:17: Well, I guess I’m never going to be a good player

"you have to have a mustache to be a good minecraft player" *screen goes dark, showing a photo of Mumbo without a mustache*

"only people with mustaches can be good minecraft players" good thing I came prepared.

Mumbo: Only a mustache will allow you to be good at Minecraft Me: *has Alopecia Universalis*

I was expecting him just to say “get gud”

Mumbo: “Oh most important, you need a mustache to be a good Minecraft player” Also Mumbo in real life: *cant grow an actual mustache*

Yo this is kinda irrelevant but what’s with Mumbo and doors in S7? Mumbo: Creates door to keep grian out of his stuff Also Mumbo: Builds moredoor outside of Grians House *ALSO* Mumbo: Dares grian to steal doors throughout the entire season. 🤔

Morning! My friend Mumbo Jumbo without your excellent guidence with out it I couldn't reach my Minecraft java/bedrock goals. THANK YOU!

Mumbo: "Spider hunting... Bane of arthropods" Pythonmc: "MORE LIKE BANE OF MY LIFE"

Step 1: LEARN HOW TO USE SCAFFOLDING INSTEAD OF DIRT WHEN YOU ARE LIVING IN A BAMBOO JUNGLE.

Mumbo: .. so you don't have to look through every single chest.. Mumbo on the Hermitcraft server: where did I put that gold again?

4:12 Mumbo, when you started pulling donuts on that ice I almost did a spit-take in response. I had to hold the laughs in just so I could swallow my drink without doing so on my laptop. Edit - I also had a flashback to the first time I pulled donuts on a 3-wheeler when out riding with my late uncle, my cousin, and a friend of theirs. I hadn't yet learned to lean into my turns, and was going so fast and sharply that the inside wheel was coming off the ground. They weren't donuts, but do-NUTS!!!! If anybody reading this comment go riding any form atv, don't do like I did, and whatever you do, stay safe and have fun. Sorry for the off topic ramble, but watching Mumbo doing those donuts brought back memories.

thx mumbo i just lost my 90 days minecraft survival world to the end void and i was having a really hard time starting a new world cus i wanted all my progress back and i knew it would take hours but u have really gotten me back into the swing of things and im gonna go back into it

the title should've been: " *minecraft: how to get good lol* "

Mumbo: having a basic idea how redstone works Me: oh no....

3:40 Mumbo: "Death to all wandering villagers." Me 2 seconds later: *sees hotbar* Huh, wonder how those things got there

Step one : Grian proof Step two : say "It's not that complicated and it's easy"

Mumbo: Smooth stain My Building tutorial: use smooth stain Mumbo Jumbo approved

I don’t need this as a pro but I can’t stop watching you

Mumbo: "Death to all wandering villagers" *Transition* Inventory: A diamond sword, leather and two leads appear ... MMMPH

Mumbo: Having fully enchanted *diamond* gear is a given Netherite: Nah, I dont think so

Heheheha I cracked up when I saw the leads and leather in your hot bar

Mumbo: "You can't be considered a good minecraft player if you're always hunting through your chests looking for items" Grian: *sweats nervously*

Mumbo: "only people with moustaches can be good at minecraft" Also Mumbo: *doesnt have a moustache irl and has had his moustache stolen many times*

10:28 scicraft: *_is this some sort of peasant joke i'm too redstoney to understand?_*

3:15 Mumbo: Fun Redstone projects Me: Just move the lever by 1 block TwT

Mumbo: you can have your whole storage system in an ender chest People on the sci-craft server: umm... I don't think so.

“Ice is considerably better than water buckets” i want to see you water bucketing with ice when you fall off your high horse.

Alternate Title: How Hermits play Minecraft