Did you think you could get away? Discussion thread : www.reddit.com/r/ymfah/comments/m1x28t/thread_how_to_beat_skyrim_without_walking/? Music playlist (if the one in the description doesn't work): bit.ly/2PNJpmI

"You were trying to cross the border?" "No I literally can't move"

"Being over encumbered makes you faster." *It just works*

As ridiculous as this may seem, this is the most lore accurate Dragonborn character I’ve ever seen. To have achieved such mastery over the voice that you only move only using the Thu’um and to have followed in Tiber Septim’s footsteps by using the power of Chim to reshape your character’s past to get out of Helgen…it is a thing of beauty.

The plot twists just got better and better

What I expected: Barely scraping by at snail speeds The end result: A vampire lord and leader of an endless werewolf legion dabbing across tamriel as he pleases

-"So Ymfah, how did you escape Helgen with your hands bound?" -"To answer that, we need to talk about parallel universes"

its quite poetic that in a challenge where you simply cannot walk, overencumberance actually makes you faster

Ymfah: *Tries to use a bucket to fly* Random Guard: Go cast your fancy magic someplace else.

-"this is a bucket" -" dear God" -"there is more" -"no!"

Tonight on Skyrim James gets killed by a Netch, Jeremy shouts himself across Tamriel. And Richard falls down the 7000 steps

43:16 i was fucking CRYING when i first saw this, the huge, creepy husk of a wolf head on a human body being captioned “Become a furry” caught me so off-guard

I love that the challenge only restricts walking so lockpicking and technically swimming isn't banned, but ymfah goes the extra mile by finishing the game without using the left stick in general.

"Local Nord does enough drugs to break the laws of physics, creates alternate timeline where he is a cat girl for transportation."

**Naked dude wrestling a bucket** Guards: "Go cast your fancy magic someplace else."

7:17 "After the art of walking has been lost to the ages, fists are now the only method of locomotion somehow becomes faster the more you weigh" 11:56 "Temporary dash with a long cool down. With the discovery of space time manipulation, it has become the fastest way of travel" 18:26 "The tool was said to be used for levitation. Although that technology has been lost alongside with the art of walking" 24:31 "A rare drug that grants the ability to manipulate space time for a split second. Highly addictive, not to be used repeatedly" 37:09 "Displaces one person to another person's location. If speed is distance divided by time, does no time mean infinite speed?" 45:03 "Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof"

surrounded by 10,000 glowing red werewolves, slathered in netch jelly, 20 buckets in hand, moving infinitely fast, ymfah thinks: "i could have just died on that chopping block."

Imagine being that guard, and seeing someone twist themselves 270 degrees into a bunch, and when you ask them to stop, they slide into a wall.

Guard: "I used to be an adventurer just like you... then I took an arrow to the knee." Dovahkiin: "Pathetic excuse."

41:00 - the way that syncs up with the lyric version of beneath the mask is incredible

The knowledge, the strategy, the humor, the editing, the PATIENCE. It all comes together so beautifully that it makes me emotional. Like finishing a long drama series where the main character you have been rooting for has finally succeeded against all odds. Truly amazing.

I love how it somehow went from "Power Punching to get anywhere" to "Army of Ghost Werewolves slaughtering everyone in sight"

The man found every possible exploit in Skyrim just to not move.

29:04 I’ve watched so many Skyrim videos. I can never watch the hour long ones. This one on the other hand. I’ve been watching for close to 30 minutes and it feels like it’s only been 5 minutes. I’m amazed at whatever he’s done to “trap” the audience

I keep coming back to this. The glitches in this one are probably my favorite. The ragdoll shenanigans from using netch jellies never fail to crack me up

Me reading the title: "oh he must have found some cool alternative ways to move " -half an hour later- *an half vampire furry addicted to giant squid monster jelly summons unlimited werewolves *

Next is “how to beat Skyrim without playing Skyrim”

Every time I see one of these videos I think the game has finally beaten him and he pulls out a bucket or a bench or something and just jukes his way through...

The fact that you travel *faster* while overencumbered is so hilarious. Thanks for not doing any dumb loopholes like just running and stopping every time you run out of stamina since “it’s not walking”

A list if things you might need to prevent walking: - Strong biceps - Very strong lungs - No less than a few hundred tubs of paralyzing alien jelly. - Intricate knowledge of parallel universes - A friend to carry some stuff for you

If Bethesda just released Elder Scrolls VI we wouldn't have ymfah putting himself through this kind of torture just to feel something.

So basically, he cheated in the tutorial, but then he repeatedly swapped places with a different version of himself from a parallel universe, so technically, he was now replaced by a different person who never cheated. Skyrim exploits are something else, man.

I just loved how you timed Beneath The Mask's "Where have you been" with the game. You're a talented editor

I love how the solutions to all the problems in these runs are so absurd and unrelated to the topic. “How do you beat skyrim without walking” “You’re gonna need to combine the vampire lord and werewolf animations to make a fur suit that summons an army of infinite red ghost werewolves.”

32:30 i like the plot twist, that until the middle story, this was all a dream, since you already died in the beginning just likes Dante's inferno, lmao

The crippled Dovahkiin went all the way to Solitude for a bucket. Times were hard in 4th Era Skyrim.

Launching yourself full velocity while paralyze-dabbing straight into portal to Sovngarde from literally outside the Skuldafn courtyard is the best fucking thing I've seen in a Skyrim gameplay

At the start: Spastic man punching the air repeatedly At the end: Telekinetic werewolf vampire hybrid dragonborn god dabbing everywhere at insane speeds only to land and cause an explosion as hot as the sun while summoning a ghostly werewolf army

Honestly, this remains as one of the best videos I've ever seen on KZfaq. From the humor to the pacing and the amazing workarounds, I barely even noticed that an hour has passed by. Thank you for all the time and hard work you put into these.

This hit every note I needed it to, what a fucking masterpiece. Edits were flawless, the little sound clips and jokes weaved in added so much to the experience. The plot of this challenge weaved unpredictable problems into every step of the journey which resolved themselves brilliantly. This video is engaging and it stays consistently interesting throughout. 10/10 maximum effort for maximum payoff.

I love how this is scripted as a Guide when no human ever will recreate this atrocity.

"Perform a fat ass dab straight to racist heaven" Am ded. Edit: All I wanted was to say how I found the idea of a guy dab-flying into an afterlife hilarious, and I come back to a minor argument over the fact the joke called Sovngard 'racist heaven'. Huh.

8:28 the guard saying "go cast your fancy magic somewhere else" is how i feel almost every time i watch ymfah bucket-fly cause its something ill never be able to do... much like that guard seeing people cast magic

Bro… I know this video is old and no one probably noticed it, but at 41:00 the time up with the “where have you been” in the persona song with Vilkas saying it was seriously perfect. So many good tracks in this video too.

This is the opposite of a walkthrough.

"Lydia?" "Yes, my Thane?" "Go commit an international incident." "Of course, my Thane."

I’m surprised Ymfah hasn’t done a gag with Ludwig’s “you were at my side all along” dialogue when he gets rescued from a soft lock by a bucket for the 79th time

This video is just an absolute masterpiece. It feels like all the other Skyrim videos were a setup for this one with how you try certain old tricks only for them to not work and introduce new ones. And the choice of music is top notch from moment to moment.

Me: "how tf are you gonna get out of Helgen without access to 90% of skyrim's glitches and bullshit?" ymfah: "T E L E P O R T A C R O S S A L T E R N A T E T I M E L I N E S"

"The speed will crash your PC" Speedrunners fear this man. Even tho he's not fuckin' running

the pumpkin game voice line in the beginning was very unexpected but hilarious

I really loved how I felt while watching this video. It was so cool to see you explain all of the exploits, and I really loved the JJBA vibe that this video gave off. This is truly a work of art.

"We invited that dragonborne guy to the party and he just stood there outside the carriage for about an hour, not moving an inch. Then he grabbed a bucket and started slapping himself with it. He did it all the way up the stairs. What a lunatic"

Dragonborn: *loses his legs* Also dragonborn: my name is barry allen, the fastest man alive-

I believe this is probably the best youtube video ever, at least for me. I watched this over and over, and still getting laughs every time.

The editing, music and subtitles are amazing. I can't even image how many hours this took to record, figuring our how to even beat the game and then edit it all. This is peak content, fantastic.

average skyrim fan : this game is full of bugs and makes it unplayable average skyrim enjoyer : no walk

This is literally a shonen anime. When you think he's finally met his match, he pulls out MORE EXPLOITS.

To this day this is the craziest challenge I've seen someone complete in Skyrim. I miss ymfah Skyrim videos, and I hope we can see him do crazy stuff like this in TES 6 when it comes out.

So I know this video is like 2 years old at this point but ymfah is one of my comfort youtubers and for the first time, i decided to try and translate the dragon writing he uses in this video. below are timestamps of when he uses it and what the translation is for anyone who's curious :D (also, the letter 'c' doesn't exist in the dragon alphabet. even though other letters can be used in its place depending on the sound it makes, ymfah decided to just use 'k' everywhere instead. so if some of the words seem weird, that's why lol) 1:03 - bitkh (since 'c' doesn't exist, I can only assume this is meant to be a spelling of 'bitch') 1:16 - after warp (since he load warp'd to get out of helgen, more about that in a bit) 7:16 - top left: information bottom left: fist top right: bitch (just assume that every time you see the 'skyrim no walking' title, it has bitch written above it) middle right: after the art of walking has been lost to the ages, fists are now the only method of lokomotion. somehow bekomes faster the more you weigh. 9:32 - volsung (probably didn't need that translation since it's just the name of the Dragon Priest, but whatever) 11:55 - middle left: whirlwind sprint right (from top to bottom): information temporary dash with a long kool down with the diskovery of spake (space?) time manipulation, it has bekome the fastest way of travel 18:28 - left (from top to bottom): information the tool was said to be used for levitation although that tekhnology has been lost alongside with the art of walking right: bukket 21:01 - netkh (once again, probably meant to be a spelling of 'netch' since 'c' isn't real lol) 24:31 - top left: information bottom left: netch jelly right : a rare drug that grants the ability to manipulate spake (space) time for a split sekond highly addiktive, not to be used repeatedly 24:54 - gargoyle 32:58 - the truth (yeah, it just says the same thing as the subtitle) 37:07 - top right: information middle: load warp displakes (displaces) one person to another persons lokation if speed is distance divided by time, does no time mean infinite speed (same joke from a few minutes earlier) 38:40 - Harkon 45:02 - bottom left (top to bottom): information woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof right(ish) - dog 48:51 - miraak this was a lot of fun for me to do and took me about two hours to translate it all (and watch the video, of course). love all your videos, ymfah, but your misuse of draconic grammer killed me lol

Ymfah whenever they encounter a problem in skyrim: this is a bucket.

Serana: "This is my saviour..." ymfah: "Fucking stairs."

I remember first watching this video and being surprised by the sudden burst of creativity Ymfah had put into it, despite the grueling hours to find out every solution to the problems they've encountered. I was surprised to notice that this video is now 2 years old, but I still come back to it and keep enjoying it. I'd just like to say amazing job and hope you can continue to improve and hopefully still enjoy playing these games.

41:00 I love how I can watch those videos 5+ times and still miss on those genius level of details

_Naked man trying to jump on a bucket._ Guard: Go cast your fancy magic someplace else.

“Preform a fat ass dab straight to racist heaven” Amazing.

I started this video thinking “this is gonna be boring. There’s no way I’m gonna watch this for an hour” but, I was wrong. This is seriously awesome. 😂

Imagine throwing a high class party for elves and nobles and suddenly an almost completely naked nord skateboards a fucking bucket into your house and hands you an invitation

>Beats Alduin of Throat of the World >Still ~25 minutes left *"Something's wrong, I can feel it."*

>be a half-vampire furry abomination with infinite werewolves and can phase through any door. >scared of water

This is still one of my all time favorite videos from you. The pacing along with the editing is fantastic.

I was gonna play a game before clicking on this video, but a minute into the video I got absorbed and couldn't stop. Excellent editing, music picking, and just great content in general. Well done.

"From the moment he entered Skyrim, he chose violence. His every action was as if he was trying to attack the world itself. None knew what drove him. When a bandit asked him, as a last request, why he was filled with so much anger, he only smiled and whispered, 'It just works.'"

ymfah after 30 minutes of midgame content: "Yea you can't beat the tutorial btw"

Didn't expect a "bottom gear" reference at 11:13, absolutely golden

this is probably my favorite video of all time, ive watched it at least a dozen times and left it playing in the background for hours (alongside the other bethesda playthroughs). its just so funny and the editing is perfect. i love skyrim being a buggy mess that you can do all of that and still beat it. thank you so much for all that hard work!

*"See that mechanic? You can break it."* - Todd Howard (50ft in the air travelling at 40mph)

Skyrim wiki: Prisoner's cuffs are unobtainable without the use of console commands. ymfah: Hold my beer

I have never seen something quite like this.... This... Is something to respark the warrior gaming spirit I used to have since I felt like nobody could challenge me anymore How my blood boils ymfah! You are quite something indeed!

Been a minute since I’ve rewatched this vid and the editing gets me hyped up for every major development great shit man

Ymfah: *tries to get on bucket* Guard: Go cast your fancy magic someplace else. *H E K N O W S*

I love how he adds instructions, like anyone else here has the balls to pull this off and not rage quit.

This is some of the highest production skyrim content I've seen, this is both awesome as hell and damn hilarious

I'm trying to imagine the Thalmor watching you kickflip a bucket up their stairs, naked except for an amulet of Talos and a warhammer, and then having to smile and welcome you to the party like a worthy guest and not a total lunatic

The amount of patience required to pull this run of is truly admirable.

This is one of the best long-form videos I’ve watched! Thanks :)

I always come back to this video. A classic

Me: "My humor is highly sophisticated" Ymfah: *calls Miraak a bitch* Me: "Now this is peak comedy"

8:00 "this. is a bucket" "Dear, god" "there's more" "no..."

I'm German and every time he does the Whirlwind Sprint it sounds like he's saying "verkackt" roughly meaning something is shitty or someone "fucked up" lmao adds a whole new level of comedy

This was absolutely amazing! Genius use of the various glitches, loved every minute of this video. Keep up the amazing work!

"How did i escape helgen? Well first, we need to talk about parallel universes."

"Perform a fat ass dab, straight to racist heaven." Probably the best quote I've ever seen.

I really appreciate all those lines of dialogue lining up with the music

The editing alone in this video is excellent. Not to mention the mind-boggling lengths gone to not “walk”. “Well done” doesn’t feel like a grand enough praise for this, but damn, well. done. What a video!

*Here's your Dovahzul translations if you're interested* 7:17 "After the art of walking has been lost to the ages, fists are now the only method of locomotion somehow becomes faster the more you weigh" 11:56 "Temporary dash with a long cool down. With the discovery of space time manipulation, it has become the fastest way of travel" 18:26 "The tool was said to be used for levitation. Although that technology has been lost alongside with the art of walking" 24:31 "A rare drug that grants the ability to manipulate space time for a split second. Highly addictive, not to be used repeatedly" 37:09 "Displaces one person to another person's location. If speed is distance divided by time, does no time mean infinite speed?" 45:03 "Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof"

i like how he's explaining the tricks like anyone is insane enough to do it

Bro, I absolutely LOVE how high quality this is!

This is literally the perfect video on yt - editing, humor, music, topic, skill, it got it all the perfect mix. I am just immensely sad that none of my friends have the knowledge of both Skyrim mechanics and anime to fully understand this masterpiece....

"Perform a fat ass dab straight to racist heaven." Truly, those are words