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"cut the dead weight off, like the wife when she divorced him" god i died.

This girl: *thinks she can outswim a gator* The gator: fuck around and find out

"a tornado might destroy a mobile home in Bumfuck, Missouri" Me, sitting in my mobile home in Bumfuck, Kansas: "thank God, that was a close one"

For everyone who has been asking, and hopefully for everyone who sees this before asking: Crawl part 2 was struck with copyright and is currently no longer available.

"at some point you just have to cut the dead weight off... like his wife did in the divorce." i keep forgetting how fuckin savage this man is

"Like his wife did when she divorced him" Fucking dead from that

as a born and raised florida man, i can confirm that this is accurate. we sometimes put leashes on the roaming murder alligators to keep them as pets. the fact that they didn’t do this tells me that they are not florida men

"Why do older folks not keep their phone on them most of the time?" Because they still think it's still the 1300's where nobody needed phones

"aligators are deaf outside of water" *protagonist then gets caught and dragged away because the aligator HEARD her phone* the film cant even stick to its own crazy logic XD

Movie: Tries to justify human outswimming aligator Nerd explains: Amazing... every word you just said was wrong...

The most realistic part of this movie is that people who live in Florida underestimate a massive hurricane

Title: *How to beat KILLER alagators in "Crawl"* Alternative Title: *Nerd explains roasting the actors for **27:14** minutes*

I’m a Floridian. There is literally no way that the girl didn’t know about the hurricane. They wouldn’t have even had the swim practice that morning.

I’ve never been so stunned by the pure stupidity and absence of common sense from a protagonist.

Interesting facts about alligators! They are incredibly powerful when they bite down, but have almost no muscle to force their mouth back open. Basically, if you can find a way to hold its mouth shut…it’s incapacitated lol

Saddest thing that part 2 got deleted. The entertainment factor this 2-parter had was oscar-worthy

Teacher : "You're the apex preadator" Alligator : And I took that personally

Him: "she was probably busy playing Raid Shadow Le-" Me: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo"

Just thought I’d let you know alligators are actually pretty scared of humans, whilst their cousins crocodiles are known to actively hunt humans, and anything they can kill

Bruh that "To be continued" absolutely killed me😂😂😂

you forgot one thing: this takes place in florida, and every floridian is a superhuman who can easily beat a gator in any fight, and who can shrug off any hurricane damage.

“Haley was probably to distracted-“ No. “playing Raid-“ No, please. “shadow legends.” *NOOOOOOOO*

Please please please reupload crawl pt. 2! I loved this one, and just saw pt.2 got copyright struck. Pplleeeaasseee reupload!

Who’s here when there is no part 2?

"It's like a ghost town, everyone's gone." ..."No sh*t"

"They can climb trees and fences too" Well thats a nightmare I never needed.

The Jocko bit had me cackling. That was great. “Good” 😂

Pov: still waiting for pt 2

This seems like the angriest Nerd has ever been just because of the sheer stupidity of these character and the disregard for their own saftey and he just cant hold back on making fun of them.

"Alligators are deaf outside of water" Alligator: is that so?

I am still here. Still looking for Part 2

To anyone wanting part 2, you can find that NerdExplains video on Odysee-he's smart to have a backup plan and not rely on KZfaq.

I'd find it incredibly funny if she made it upstairs with her dad only to get jumped by a group of crocodiles instead of gators.

Moral of the story: when life gives you gators make Gatorade

Sir, you have my like on how clean that transition to Raid Shadow Legends ad. First time I got got by it since I usually can predict ads

where did part 2 go, these are some of nerds funniest ones! these two videos are hilarious

"We might be stubborn but we never quit." That script was gold.

"If you made every possible wrong decision when a hurricane was hitting your home what would you do?" die

2:44 That was the slickest transition in to a sponsor advertisment I have ever seen. You smooth bastard, you.

as a man from Florida , i can say.. her shrugging off the hurricane like its another storm was pretty believable. last hurricane my friends came over and i bought mimosas. the more unbelievable thing is that she didnt have a party lined up to go to

“Nature can be a bit*h if you swim out your lane.” That is funny

His sarcasm is hilarious 😭😭

Yooo nerd, you ever gonna make a part 2? It's been a year, brother.

As someone who has lived in Florida my whole life, many people here are stubborn and don’t evacuate when a hurricane comes. My family has always hunkered down, boarded up the windows and got gas and back up generators, non parish-able foods, lots of waters and filled up our bathtubs and sinks ahead of time. As well as candles. I’ve luckily never been in a situation where we flooded more than maybe 2 feet and it didn’t get into our home. We also didn’t have gators in our streets. But trees fall on houses a lot, I’ve seen that happen, and that’s a hard thing to avoid

If anything ever hits the fan, let’s coordinate to meet irl Nerd. I don’t want to die. I’m staying in San Diego lmk bro

This video could’ve been ten seconds long, just say, “Eat them before they eat you.”

WHAT HAPPENED TI PART 2!? Did you delete it?!

For anyone wondering. Part 2 got taken down. It's still up on odysee.

Sharks: Smart enough to bail when a hurricanes coming People: What's the worst that could happen

character: * Breaths* Nerd explains: The first mistake she did was to inhale oxygen

I've been trapped in my cabin in Bumfuck, Colorado for 3 days because this damn mountain lion won't let me leave. Thanks for keeping me entertained.

Love your content very much! I noticed that part two to this video has been taken down. I hope it gets restored soon as these two videos are some of my favorites!

People: think they smart Alligator: hahah mouth chomp

Honestly I would love to see a movie where basically two writer teams have to out do each other, meaning we actually get smart characters and the plot gets driven forward not by mistakes or stupid desicions but just a cleverer enemie

This one was absolutely hilarious 😂 “A tasty distraction” 🤣🤣🤣

11:06 Thank you! I been having this issue with my folks for years

Everyone in the comments: omg alligators can do all that Floridians: Hmmm interesting *rides giant alligator into hurricane*

When your parents calls you stupid for getting F on report card but you know you're smarter than the protagonists in Crawl

"From what I care to over hear on the phone call ". Bro cracks me up.

I live in Louisiana and have dealt with alligators most of my life. While they are dangerous, short of them starving , guarding a nest , or feeling threatened, they are relatively docile. For the most part if you don’t mess with them they won’t mess with you.

Who missed the line" I'm Coyote Peterson and I'm about to enter the bite zone with the alligators"

"The only problem is that it's eyes are located behind it's giant pissed off mouth."

Can't believe we lost part 2 😔

15:59 while he said 'unless you have these bad boy' and ad came 'call of duty deep sea'

I’m not even mad about the raid ad the way he did it was so clean 🧽 🧼

If you can’t get it’s eyes, another chance is holding its jaw shut. They have insane biting strength but their jaws can be held shut with one hand.

For those who are wondering paramount pictures claimed and copy righted part 2 of the video(for some greedy reason) and now can't be viewed or watched anymore.

4:54 i get where your comming from, i live in cali, we ignore earthquakes all the time, we dont even get out of bed for anything less then a 4.0

You’re right that alligators can be dangerous, the ones that attacks lions and cheetahs that you mentioned are crocs. Crocs are usually bigger and more likely to attack larger prey than gators. But you’re right that gators attack people. But I would say from my days of living in Kenya that crocs are more dangerous. When I lived in Florida I wasn’t terrified of standing near a river. But it was a different story in the Serengeti lol Edit: the Serengeti is in Tanzania and it’s the Maasai Mara in Kenya in terms of national parks. I mixed that up. Although I recall being in the Serengeti and in Kenya many years ago. Anyway, you will have a better chance of seeing crocs in the Mara River in Kenya anyway!

I love how the intro's not even "if killer alligators invaded your home...", but "if you made EVERY WRONG DECISION when a hurricane hit your town, what would you do?"

I was laughing so hard when the atm robbers were getting eatin in the backround and homie in the store had no idea😂😂

9:10 "with a big iron on his hip, big iron on his hiiiiiiiip..."

I don’t like raid:shadow legends like everyone else, but that sponsor transition was as slick as always.

we need so many people like this guy he has the best content ever

I've watched this set of videos like three times and that 'to be continued' last part still cracks me up xD

I think its really cool that they made a documentary about everyday life in Florida.

"An alligator isn't gonna burst through the stairs like the Kool Aid Man!" I died 😂✋

Boy: "Ma, another gator got in the house." Ma: "Another gator! Give me that shovel."

I like the use of footage from hurricane Micheal that panama city FL, I evacuated just before that stage 5 hit

You had me at "Ludicrous Mode".

Speaking of food chains... "When an animal is born, they automatically know their instincts. When a human is born, we need at least two people to watch over us so we won't choke on a cheerio." -Christopher Titus.

"Her parents are divorced" Him: And that was the first mistake.

Gators: Viscously attack Florida mid hurricane Nerd Explains: And for desert, may I suggest the Benelli M4

We don't really have basements in Florida because of water levels in the soil. Could be just a ground-level crawlspace with the house built on top. But you wouldn't usually be able to stand up in most of those.

“She really didn’t think this outfit through” well unless she owns men’s pants there was no way she was ever going to find a pair with functional pockets in her closet. Women’s pants don’t hold shit, it’s a fact.

"And just bumf*ck Missouri" lmao that shit came outa nowhere

It is also not common here in Florida (due to hurricanes and flooding) for homes to have basements. Lived here my whole life and never saw a home with a basement

Love the jocko references, it was, good.

Nerd Explains: Hailey was probably playing rai- Me: *Spams skip button aggressively*

I can tell you as someone who has lived through hurricanes, all of them in Florida, we get PLENTY of notice and with where they live in the state they would have realistically have had shutters up days in advance. Shit like this is realistic to a degree when people deny reality but most (if not all) of us shutter up and are ready to go days before its time to deal with the ordeal.

The Jocko reference had me DYING. 10/10. GOOD.

I like that he was talking, I see it as a way of him giving proof of life and keeping himself awake.

I'm beginning to think getting killed by the 'Gator-icane" is actually more impressive than surviving it Surviving seems super easy, barely an inconvenience

I mean the gator got her leg there, if that gator wasn't being mind controlled by the plot to act like a movie villain instead of an actual gator, it would've death rolled, he leg would be broken and ripped off in a second, since an alligator can tear even other alligator's limbs clean off with a death roll, she would enter a state of shock and pass out. Then if she didn't die due to blood loss she'd likely drown after the gator left her to tenderize in a body of water nearby. Her dad meanwhile is in no shape to escape and likely would simply scream at the top of his lungs to see if she was alright, letting the villainous gators know where he is and resulting in him following her. Results: she could've been saved and left with almost no physical and psychological damage apart from a sense of guilt if she didn't check on the dad she apparently strongly dislikes, the dad would inevitably die because that man doesn't know anything truly useful about alligators and because his survival instincts are about as good as those of a rat contaminated with toxoplasmosis. In the end, we could beat the alligators by simply not engaging them to begin with. THE END. I'm really not a fan of these kinds of movies and how they get a normal predatory animal and treats it like some evil hunting machine. If you want to make a movie like this, at least pick Japanese hornets, they're big they're terrifying, they kill people and they ACTUALLY DO hate humanity on a personal level

I laughed my ass off through this entire video! Off I go to part 2! PS: 100% spot on!

12:17 yoooooo😭💀💀💀💀 only Nerd Explains😂😂

I love how this movie implies that some Floridians could EVER be caught off-guard by a fucking hurricane. Hell I live in Texas and we haven’t had a proper hurricane landfall in a good few years, but even we undergo a period of cautious vigilance every single hurricane season. And you’re telling me these obviously red-blooded Floridians are less prepared for a hurricane than we are? Yeah. No.

Here's how to beat the Gators, don't be a side character...

2:30 me a floridian routinely not caring about hurricanes* “ Sounds about right”