How to Beat the VAMPIRUS in BLOOD

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Nerd Explains

Жыл бұрын

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If an evil tree turned your son into a vampire, forcing him to consume greater and greater quantities of blood in order to survive, what would you do?
I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what you should do, and how to beat the Vampirus in BLOOD.
Written By: Martin Now
DISCLAIMER:
This video may show minor dramatized, fictional violence from movies.
Fictional violence is not the focus of this video, and excessively violent imagery has been blurred, masked, obscured, or omitted. This content may include facetious remarks, occasional mild profanity, and mild references. This content is for entertainment only. None of the strategies or advice present in this video is to be condoned or treated seriously. If your KZfaq homepage is full of puppies howling, Ryan's World, and Fortnite, you should probably leave now..

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@keithwhite8091
@keithwhite8091 Жыл бұрын
I like how over time he's gone from simply telling the hero of the movie how to survive to actively telling everyone how stupid they are.
@xuexxiong
@xuexxiong Жыл бұрын
One of the first videos I saw from him was how to beat will Smith in I am legend
@keithwhite8091
@keithwhite8091 Жыл бұрын
My first video was "how to beat the thing in the thing."
@ivy3204
@ivy3204 Жыл бұрын
Killer camera in Polaroid vid
@mom.left.me.at.michaels9951
@mom.left.me.at.michaels9951 Жыл бұрын
I actually found him through a video on indoor farms first 😅
@kyrohowe3156
@kyrohowe3156 Жыл бұрын
​@@xuexxiong That is one of my favorites, ngl
@austinmiller8356
@austinmiller8356 Жыл бұрын
I would love to see a horror movie where the characters are actually smart and still lose. That’s terrifying.
@Quincy_Morris
@Quincy_Morris Жыл бұрын
Higurashi. I believe that’s what you are looking for.
@mom.left.me.at.michaels9951
@mom.left.me.at.michaels9951 Жыл бұрын
You're Next. It's not explicit but I would say Erin is legally boned even if she's alive.
@ryebreadthebread
@ryebreadthebread Жыл бұрын
@@mom.left.me.at.michaels9951 nah Erin would probably be fine by skipping town
@thereisonlycis3566
@thereisonlycis3566 Жыл бұрын
That’s called cosmic horror. It doesn’t matter how smart you are when you’re fighting gods.
@Agent-57
@Agent-57 Жыл бұрын
Any movie that involves fight strong ass entities
@pyropulseIXXI
@pyropulseIXXI Жыл бұрын
Maybe feeding him is what is turning him into a Vamp, and if he just went through the withdrawal process, he'd be cured. But the more addicted to blood he becomes, the les likely he'll be able to get past his addiction... and the more likely he'll die from the withdrawal process
@sophiekohls5359
@sophiekohls5359 Жыл бұрын
Imagine just having the craving for blood but none of the powers a vampire should have lol
@DenBed
@DenBed Жыл бұрын
worst of all worlds
@kratosorokai1546
@kratosorokai1546 Жыл бұрын
he got night vision still sucked though
@Absorbant
@Absorbant Жыл бұрын
Literal worst nightmare
@rottencandy2675
@rottencandy2675 Жыл бұрын
reminds me of the "Vampire Support Group."
@ShiningDarknes
@ShiningDarknes Жыл бұрын
Not even that, bonus weakness to non-human blood. Like typical vampires can still eat normal food and such and most mythologies have them able to live on animal blood (just mentioning it tastes worse than human). Heck foaming at the mouth seems like something consuming holy water or some garlic sauce, not simply the wrong kind of blood. And the feeding frequency? Naw what is this bullshit? Terrible movie.
@eddieford9373
@eddieford9373 Жыл бұрын
There are always two easy solutions to surviving. Don't go there and leave immediately if you're already there, or tell someone even if it makes you sound crazy.
@bohdand3318
@bohdand3318 Жыл бұрын
Well you can tell it in the way it doesn't. For example, you don't tell "my son is a vampire". You just say that you need him checked, since something weird is going on with him, as in he developed unhealthy interest to blood, and you think it can be due to dog bite, or its something mental, and you very concerned, so you want him checked mental and physically, and while he there they will see this s* going on and at least wouldn't look at you as a crazy person
@asahearts1
@asahearts1 Жыл бұрын
Final Destination, Happy Death Day, and It Follows wouldn't really be solved with this, though.
@baintreachas
@baintreachas Жыл бұрын
@@bohdand3318 yeah, ¨my son drank blood (due to mental confusion) and it helped (due to ???)¨ isn't that hard a sell. i mean, this is clearly supernatural (i.e. it has to be human blood) but it's not unthinkable medically that he has some super unique condition where some very specific property of human blood is what's helping him out - or even that it's all psychosomatic and he just got cravings (which is a known thing).
@kiraphobia222
@kiraphobia222 10 ай бұрын
@@baintreachas As someone who knew a women who gained a like to the smell of Racoon piss, I wouldn't say it's too far out of the realm of imagination
@chibiwolf1005
@chibiwolf1005 Жыл бұрын
the way you have, over time, changed your tune from just being a 'how to beat' type of channel into your own tune, based on your sarcasm and style of humor, has made your channel completely unique and i appreciate that you have grown more and more comfortable with it as you've gone on. As a long time fan, I'm proud of your progress. Keep it up my guy, and thanks for the amazing content!
@FaceFamous
@FaceFamous Жыл бұрын
I been saying the same thing. When u was seeing the changes in tone and he is now on this on. I love it.. its different and funny as hell
@andedom
@andedom Жыл бұрын
Agreed, I love this channel. This was my favorite episode in a few weeks
@2hotflavored666
@2hotflavored666 Жыл бұрын
Seriously. Made watching the How to Beat channel much more boring.
@arienmartinez5025
@arienmartinez5025 Жыл бұрын
“Blood is thicker than water, and apparently best served warm” 😂😂😂
@salted6422
@salted6422 Жыл бұрын
So relatable, I hate it when evil tree turns my family member into a vampire, it's just such a bore to deal with!
@BrennenKleckner-fk5vl
@BrennenKleckner-fk5vl Жыл бұрын
I know right?!?!?! Such an annoyance, always trying to bite me
@alexinfinite7142
@alexinfinite7142 Жыл бұрын
Preach
@sintanan469
@sintanan469 Жыл бұрын
Don't you mean it is "such arbor to deal with"?
@memecat9830
@memecat9830 9 ай бұрын
Yeah it happened to Kyle last night, had to take him round back and stake him
@_S.D._
@_S.D._ Жыл бұрын
My Grandaddy was supposed to have a pigs heart valve transplanted to his heart. He declined because, and I quote, "I don't want your MamMaw to get home from work to find me rootin' around in the mud." 10 years, 2 more heart attacks, and 3 strokes later, it was pneumonia that took him from us.
@thebean6496
@thebean6496 Жыл бұрын
Your granddad sounds like a funny person Rip hope you doing good
@WolfEliteYautja2001
@WolfEliteYautja2001 Жыл бұрын
Oh I’m sorry for your loss my grandma had a cow heart implanted and she’s doing great
@kharnthebetrayer8251
@kharnthebetrayer8251 Жыл бұрын
Fun thing: There's an actual condition that causes symptoms like Vampirism. Actually a fair few, though I cant remember the names There's a condition that can cause people to believe they're dead A fair few that cause sunlight sensitivity And there's even a couple that give cravings for various strange things, which can include blood in some cases
@rottencandy2675
@rottencandy2675 Жыл бұрын
oh! That first is Cotards Delusion. I'm not sure about the second (aside from Albinoism), but I'm pretty sure doctors have associated drinking/craving blood with an iron (or anemia) deficiency.
@EnclaveColonel
@EnclaveColonel Жыл бұрын
Porphyria. Causes sunlight sensitivity, even burning in sunlight. Causes the gums to recede, making the teeth look longer and sharper. It's a blood disorder focused on Heme in the blood. Blood transfusions, or even drinking healthy blood, can help with the disorder
@ccovertide8048
@ccovertide8048 Жыл бұрын
iron deficiency was also a reason for vampirism
@baintreachas
@baintreachas Жыл бұрын
¨Cotard's syndrome is a rare neuropsychiatric condition in which the patient denies existence of one's own body to the extent of delusions of immortality.¨
@Kat-lt6qd
@Kat-lt6qd 11 ай бұрын
I have one of them. Lupus, with hyperphotosensitivity. My skin breaks out in horrible lesions from sun exposure, even indoors through a window. I have to use broad-spectrum suncream SPF 100, a hat, strong sunglasses, clothing that covers me. I require regular blood transfusions &/or iron infusions, due to the chronic anemia lupus causes. Fatigue makes me sleep through the day a lot, while insomnia kicks my arse keeping me awake at night.
@Alexdad84
@Alexdad84 Жыл бұрын
That mom learned no lessons. She only protected her daughter in the end. If her son was attacking anyone else she would've let it happen. She was selfish. Stupid and evil.
@TheJaker5
@TheJaker5 Жыл бұрын
As intriguing as the movie Was, I stopped watching shortly after the NURSE mother didn’t tell the docs about his blood lust. Like cmon lady.
@jakmayhoff9057
@jakmayhoff9057 5 ай бұрын
I've met quite a few nurses that are dumber than a bag of hammers.
@chelsiruiz1886
@chelsiruiz1886 2 ай бұрын
I had the same thought. She should've told someone, but doesn't. Obviously, the doctors wouldn't think vampire, but it's not uncommon for someone to want blood in order to stay alive. I've heard of cases like this.
@b.s.9403
@b.s.9403 Жыл бұрын
Yeah blood is valuable but it does expire, the blood cells are only viable for a limited amount of time. Just become bff's with a lab tech in the blood bank and have them shift the regularly expiring samples your way.
@joeschmoe3815
@joeschmoe3815 Жыл бұрын
The little sucker probably is so lame that he can't ingest that without the same outcome as with the animal blood.
@Haloguy3959
@Haloguy3959 Жыл бұрын
@@joeschmoe3815 Well when you put it that way I think that little sh*t should stop being a spoiled brat and drink his goat blood mommy got from making a deal with Satan lol
@ryancialone3045
@ryancialone3045 Жыл бұрын
i'm trying to understand what the real threat is. unless I missed the part where he has vampire powers he is literally no more dangerous than a normal 12-year-old. they should have just locked him up and said he went crazy until they could prove his condition. i guess the point is that the mom is the real monster because she was actually taking the blood from people or something.
@dontkickmychick6076
@dontkickmychick6076 Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure he *was* starting to get powers like night vision at the end of the ordeal byeah no super strength or anything like that that would make it actually difficult
@tastefultortillie9861
@tastefultortillie9861 Жыл бұрын
as a blood bank tech the nurse straight up grabbing the blood out of the fridge is wild 💀
@2bidfilmsguy
@2bidfilmsguy Жыл бұрын
When can we get some horror movie characters that don't have the intelligence of some one who just huffed paint thinner and can make logical decisions
@alexinfinite7142
@alexinfinite7142 Жыл бұрын
The Void was pretty good
@mom.left.me.at.michaels9951
@mom.left.me.at.michaels9951 Жыл бұрын
You're Next, Erin makes a few mistakes but overall is one of the most logical final girls ever shown on a big screen. Also Cabin in the Woods, the stoner is at least pretty smart in that one. Lots of good satire.
@deletekeys
@deletekeys 9 ай бұрын
I love the scene where she is driving Helen. You see on either sides of the road, a healthy field and a decrepit dark field. Her driving between the 2 is almost a representation that she's been towing the line this whole time in what she's been willing to do in order to protect her son. The grass from the road into the dark decrepit field has tracks accross it almost as if to foreshadow that she's going to cross the line into some dark shit. Low and behold, she follows up the scene by sedating Helen and kidnapping her. I'm not one to often dissect movies to that degree, but that bit spoke to me. I am a fan on the cinematography here.
@raynightshade8317
@raynightshade8317 Жыл бұрын
Honestly a Hospital drama about trying to cure vampirism sounds like an amazing movie or show concept
@etienne8110
@etienne8110 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: in the 80's in my hospital (st antoine Paris) we used to hook patient on the waiting list for liver tranpslant with pigs. The pigs were alive (anesthesied) under the beds and there was a continuous blood transfer going on between the patient and the pig. Pig's blood isn't incompatible with humans, which allowed this to work and have the pig's liver work as a surrogate liver for the patient while waiting for transplantation. It saved a few lives but was stopped due to costs, returns, hygiene issues etc... Still fun memories to retell. ^^
@joeschmoe3815
@joeschmoe3815 Жыл бұрын
That's pretty clever actually. Outsourcing biochemical pathways to a compatible organism....in real time. I dig it. Thanks for sharing that story.
@etienne8110
@etienne8110 Жыл бұрын
@@joeschmoe3815 Liver functions are so diverse and complex that we can't reproduce it artificially. Even nowadays, the best dialysis or diachysis, MARS, prometheus and co; can't fully do the job as well as those pigs were.
@docwulff907
@docwulff907 Жыл бұрын
Just give him some Monster energy, boom his heart goes.
@erikminion2397
@erikminion2397 Жыл бұрын
Man, studying to be a respiratory therapist has ruined movie hospitals for me. That bag masking technique at 3:24 was the most useless thing I’ve ever seen. 😂
@kwameosei-agyepong8777
@kwameosei-agyepong8777 Жыл бұрын
This! ❤😂
@BigHighWarGodBandos
@BigHighWarGodBandos Жыл бұрын
Sees the dogs eyes *whistles the goosebumps theme song*
@therebel1375
@therebel1375 Жыл бұрын
Big plot hole as a nurse at a decent hospital has any access to blood or blood products. She would have to go to the blood bank in the lab where it is stored and then there is a whole protocol for getting blood signed out and sent anywhere in the hospital.
@xxreaperszz
@xxreaperszz Жыл бұрын
These videos give me confidence in surviving the un-survivable(?). Keep up the good work, mate!
@RiderCruise
@RiderCruise Жыл бұрын
NGL I truly thought this movie was gonna end with Owen popping off head like cheap champagne. But as it turns out mom was the one trying to call in the care package. Well played
@StrangeCreed
@StrangeCreed Жыл бұрын
This is exactly the sort of horror movie that gets so so close to being something I'd like, but is so dependent on a *smart person acting consistently stupid* to work that I can't enjoy it.
@smokedog7333
@smokedog7333 Жыл бұрын
I love how you talk about how stupid these people,in these movies are sometimes
@Quincy_Morris
@Quincy_Morris Жыл бұрын
The most unrealistic thing a movie can do is have everyone always make wise decisions.
@smokedog7333
@smokedog7333 Жыл бұрын
@@Quincy_Morris yep
@wiseguy01
@wiseguy01 Жыл бұрын
I'm honestly more upset that the mother survived, she at least should be in prison. Don't feel the least bit sorry for her. Horrible.
@deadcarnivora8648
@deadcarnivora8648 Жыл бұрын
Yo I can't tell you how much I appreciate these frequent and quality uploads Nerd I ABSOLUTELY LOOOOVE your content I don't even watch tv as much as I watch your videos Continue to be blessed 🖤🤘🏾 Ps this is YOUR channel don't stress. Upload exactly as much as you see fit
@JRWinner19
@JRWinner19 Жыл бұрын
Good luck feeding this kid.
@haydenchevy08
@haydenchevy08 Жыл бұрын
You content is really good and your pumping these out weekly good stuff man
@tsaucetheking2059
@tsaucetheking2059 Жыл бұрын
I know my mother would let the proper authorities know that I have a thirst for human blood the first time she saw me drink it😂😂😂😂
@thebean6496
@thebean6496 Жыл бұрын
Seems logical
@DrakeBarrow
@DrakeBarrow Жыл бұрын
I wonder what was in the tree in the first place. And I absolutely adore the use of mud around it, simply because people tend to underestimate how dangerous deep mud gets.
@luisguilherme2403
@luisguilherme2403 Жыл бұрын
3:15 "I'm not a doctor. I'm pretty much the opposite of one" bro's out there just getting people sick
@Certerrus
@Certerrus Жыл бұрын
Dude great job making these videos, I love them yeah!!!
@rinwithahoodiek6836
@rinwithahoodiek6836 Жыл бұрын
My question is that why didn't the mom try using deer blood, or any other animal blood for that matter?
@mom.left.me.at.michaels9951
@mom.left.me.at.michaels9951 Жыл бұрын
Ummm like that rabbit that she drowned?
@ryancialone3045
@ryancialone3045 Жыл бұрын
she does it doesn't work
@wiseguy01
@wiseguy01 Жыл бұрын
when someone comments without finishing the video....
@Aquilenne
@Aquilenne Жыл бұрын
@@mom.left.me.at.michaels9951 S/he probably meant any other animal blood beside rabbit
@Gadgets2059
@Gadgets2059 Жыл бұрын
More of this. Directly into my veins lol. If you ever did a patreon, I would definitely sign up.
@TigerWarrior78
@TigerWarrior78 10 ай бұрын
He has a patreon, its in the description
@Gadgets2059
@Gadgets2059 10 ай бұрын
​@@TigerWarrior78He don't have it at the time I posted this 3 MONTHS AGO. And I'm glad he went back and updated the video descriptions. He deserves to be paid for these. And FYI, I'm one of his high tier patrions.
@Spruehwuerstl
@Spruehwuerstl Жыл бұрын
Laughs in German. We have literal blood sausage. Germany is safe from Vampires. Just go to a supermarket and buy tons of blood sausage
@scragar
@scragar Жыл бұрын
Butchers or asian super markets also sometimes sell pig blood so it'll still be liquid.
@bigchungus6827
@bigchungus6827 Жыл бұрын
@@scragar It's not as common now, but that used to be pretty common in most of europe. Either butcher shops or town meat exhibitions. People would sell blood and often just bake it right there for people to eat.
@kommisaryeltsin2781
@kommisaryeltsin2781 Жыл бұрын
I love blood sausage, we have it in Hungary also
@WolfEliteYautja2001
@WolfEliteYautja2001 Жыл бұрын
@@kommisaryeltsin2781you guys are probably are hungry all the time 😂
@LewisRJHope
@LewisRJHope 6 ай бұрын
But is it human blood sausage?
@DGneoseeker1
@DGneoseeker1 Жыл бұрын
So do we know why the tree makes people into vampires?
@justifano7046
@justifano7046 Жыл бұрын
It's not a very nice tree
@tosheriahtaylor6849
@tosheriahtaylor6849 Жыл бұрын
😂😂 the level of sarcasm is genius lol. Love the witty commentary 😅
@TheHamsterfist
@TheHamsterfist Жыл бұрын
To all wannabe vampires. Butcher shops will just straight up sell you blood.
@alyssamay9237
@alyssamay9237 11 ай бұрын
Asian markets will as well, as a lot of Asian recipes use it. There's also blood powder, which is used in UK recipes
@Just_A_Mate
@Just_A_Mate Жыл бұрын
Another fire video as always
@fiddlefart7344
@fiddlefart7344 Жыл бұрын
Gotta love the Vampires Suck clips. Just rewatched it last night too 😂
@ithielpitt7525
@ithielpitt7525 Жыл бұрын
Solid work as always nerd
@j.scottwigginsjr.3946
@j.scottwigginsjr.3946 Жыл бұрын
How to Beat the Graboids from the first Tremors movie please
@eraserhead8548
@eraserhead8548 Жыл бұрын
Not the fuckin liver king reference 😂😂😂
@andreasbjork9244
@andreasbjork9244 Жыл бұрын
The Nerd is great 💯 he really goes down town. He is truly my man 🤝🏼
@hzdmyxwy9316
@hzdmyxwy9316 Жыл бұрын
Actually, the best way to control a dog is grab them by the neck and pick them up off the ground. Most dogs are light enough. Most humans can do that . Trust me I’ve been there done that. By necessity as I was getting attacked, dogs have more control when all 4 feet are on the ground. Once you get them off their balance they’re done.
@kylewilliams3645
@kylewilliams3645 Жыл бұрын
Always having me in tears 😂
@namsterpoleman321
@namsterpoleman321 Жыл бұрын
That scene with pippen in the beginning reminded me of the goosebumps theme
@jicudi
@jicudi Жыл бұрын
Love the Jim Can't Swim shout out.
@lonelystarslibrary9326
@lonelystarslibrary9326 Жыл бұрын
Your best vid so far, no doubt
@LexusLFA554
@LexusLFA554 Жыл бұрын
2:47 "She is betting a whole lot on the DPS of a cheap piece of garbage" That cracked me up so hard.
@KAY-FLOCK-ON-TOP
@KAY-FLOCK-ON-TOP Жыл бұрын
Love your videos
@skyberg_______here2796
@skyberg_______here2796 Жыл бұрын
moral of the story "blood is thicker than water and apparantely best served warm" 💀💀💀💀💀💀
@Jackcial
@Jackcial Жыл бұрын
dracula’s lost son
@uutdiegodzilla3821
@uutdiegodzilla3821 Жыл бұрын
I'm not a mother myself, and I know there are some real nutjobs even among the medical profession...but I do not believe for a single second that 99,9 % of mothers would act like this. Even in the US, where medical treatment is incredibly costly! Your dog was the first one to get infected, therefore the source of this infection is still out there somewhere. Every normal adult - no matter how much you are in sorrow about your child - would alarm the CDC about this, to avoid an epidemic breaking out. Furthermore, even if my kid would spend years or even decades in a laboratory, I would leave him up to this fate rather than never get any chance of healing him, and additionally put everyone else in danger! But yeah, that's the way the world goes, huh? Such things always happen to people with absolutely no compassion for non-family-members, no sense of responsibility whatsoever, paired with no common sense or foresightedness! 🤷‍♀️
@leoultimaupgraded9914
@leoultimaupgraded9914 Жыл бұрын
Nah thats just typical horror movie writing. They have to make the characters dumb enough so the killer/monster can easily prey on them, instead of giving them common sense and making the antagonist smart or good at hunting kinda dumb when you think about it but eh we literally got a Winnie the Pooh horror movie so I’m not totally surprised
@heuzame6198
@heuzame6198 Жыл бұрын
You still can pay him a visit while he's in the laboratory. I'm pretty sure they will let you in.
@uutdiegodzilla3821
@uutdiegodzilla3821 Жыл бұрын
@@leoultimaupgraded9914 Yeah you are right. Unlogical behaviour is vital to a huge number of horror movies. Sadly, they wouldn't even work without it. But some are just too much, IMO. "Winnie the Pooh and the bystanders" indeed is a good example for this. It was a really dark chapter in horror movie history - and not in a good way...🙄
@uutdiegodzilla3821
@uutdiegodzilla3821 Жыл бұрын
@@heuzame6198 Of course they would - as long as He doesn't attack his mom. Which he surely wouldn't, because a lab could easily feed him with blood samples or donations.
@iranicus3393
@iranicus3393 Жыл бұрын
This is like the origin story of vampires in Daybreakers o.o
@dr.bright3081
@dr.bright3081 Жыл бұрын
“I’m not a doctor. As a matter of fact, I’m pretty much the opposite” Yeah, bro. You’re seriously like the spokesperson for American Unhealthcare with all the firearm and explosive knowledge you have and advocate in many situations!
@riftvallance2087
@riftvallance2087 Жыл бұрын
I don't know, with the staggering number of people killed by doctors every year it kinda feels like they are in the same lane to me.
@Quincy_Morris
@Quincy_Morris Жыл бұрын
America is the number one destination for medical tourism in the world. People leave their own deteriorating countries medical systems to come to the US for the best care.
@dr.bright3081
@dr.bright3081 Жыл бұрын
@@Quincy_Morris it was a joke lol. I love the medical service I get in america. It’s why I pay what I do for insurance (though it’s the insurance companies fcking everything up with all the BS they do).
@mehalmensk3487
@mehalmensk3487 Жыл бұрын
@@dr.bright3081 Doctor bright. You are not a doctor. And you are not allowed anywhere chainsaws. Altough, i do wonder what SCP this is...
@dr.bright3081
@dr.bright3081 Жыл бұрын
@@mehalmensk3487 What are you talking about?
@terrancechilds3049
@terrancechilds3049 Жыл бұрын
Dammit I completely forgot that this movie even came out I hope that it is still in movie theaters
@kaheaisaac1
@kaheaisaac1 Жыл бұрын
Thus was in theaters?
@gliocz
@gliocz 4 ай бұрын
If Owen got his hands on the world's largest blood bank... He'd have the time of his life.
@luisrivera7938
@luisrivera7938 Жыл бұрын
I love your how to beat!!!!
@willkenboocat
@willkenboocat Жыл бұрын
This channel is amazing
@Furballpug
@Furballpug Жыл бұрын
"hey Joe, how's your son?" "Oh you know, tom. Ripping into peoples necks for blood. The usual. Boys will be boys after all." "Hahahaha" "hahahaha'
@UzumakiNaruto-le4zj
@UzumakiNaruto-le4zj 6 ай бұрын
I love this channel haha
@skun406
@skun406 Жыл бұрын
I always just sit through the whole video, waiting for the moral of the day.
@2oshow
@2oshow 5 ай бұрын
I like how the director/writer of this movie acts like she isn’t a terrible person who shouldn’t go to prison for torturing and killing an old lady
@killeing
@killeing Жыл бұрын
"For all we know he got that way from sniffing an Evil Fire Hydrant or something." I would *LOVE* to see that as the plot of a horror movie- "The Evil Fire Hydrant" XD
@rabidrjmma1211
@rabidrjmma1211 Жыл бұрын
As a jiujitsu nerd strangling anything by pressing your forearm into the windpipe is inefficient. The sides of the neck are where you apply pressure. Trying to choke the dog inefficiently will likely get you bitten as well.
@cheche2459
@cheche2459 Жыл бұрын
Another cool movie again bro
@blockmanvideo5635
@blockmanvideo5635 Жыл бұрын
Kind of disappointed this wasn’t about the game Blood from 1997.
@robertrose81
@robertrose81 Жыл бұрын
Easily my favourite channel
@adamjack7891
@adamjack7891 Жыл бұрын
Hope your week is going well!
@renamon5658
@renamon5658 Жыл бұрын
Awesome content here
@guns102
@guns102 Жыл бұрын
Where is that stake stab clip from (the one with lots of blood in black and white)?
@bunnyblackwell6107
@bunnyblackwell6107 Жыл бұрын
I think it's from Dracula: Dead and Loving It, but has been grayscaled.
@frankoconnell6745
@frankoconnell6745 Жыл бұрын
I got here as fast as I could!
@pegeta
@pegeta Жыл бұрын
Rabbits are less then 10 dollars at the flea markets near me.
@spambot_gpt7
@spambot_gpt7 Жыл бұрын
The water dish DPS comment had me :)
@emmz34chills17
@emmz34chills17 Жыл бұрын
There is no point to keep him alive because he’s a threat to society and the amount the he would need to drink would soon become a large as tanker truck
@anthonyhero9605
@anthonyhero9605 Жыл бұрын
This Mom and the Mom from the movie Bright Burn have equal intelligence 😂
@wizardmari3497
@wizardmari3497 Жыл бұрын
Nice video
@coreybrooks3031
@coreybrooks3031 Жыл бұрын
"jesus dude, her, at least pick something that'll fill u up"
@mrgray5576
@mrgray5576 Жыл бұрын
Love your humour mate. Best how to beat channel 😜
@dravenrogers7040
@dravenrogers7040 Жыл бұрын
I haven't finished the video yet but I couldn't help but make a comment maybe Helen could try to convince the doctors that he has some sort of physical form of mad King's disease I believe that the name of the psychological condition where someone needs to drink blood even if they couldn't convince them he's a vampire
@hhhhssjlkl_
@hhhhssjlkl_ Жыл бұрын
i know its a movie but i feel so bad for the grandma :(
@leahrabon7600
@leahrabon7600 Жыл бұрын
Hey I just was thinking… Don’t morgues drain the blood from corpses? It’s definitely illegal but also harmless and it’s still human blood even if it’s not warm. The mom is a nurse… can’t she just switch careers or get connections to a morgue.
@ThornDevl
@ThornDevl Жыл бұрын
I hope this guy does a video on either antlers or hydra
@Aeryn4John
@Aeryn4John 8 ай бұрын
Never drop your guard around a dog named Pippen. 😂
@amoose8439
@amoose8439 Жыл бұрын
Since you used footage from Roar can you give us a HOW TO SURVIVE FILMING THE MOVIE ROAR
@AgentFulgoreBasedDepartment
@AgentFulgoreBasedDepartment Жыл бұрын
i love the Jim Can’t Swim mention, didn’t know you watched his stuff too! both of you are a couple of my favorite creators 💖
@coolbreeze2.0-mortemadfasc13
@coolbreeze2.0-mortemadfasc13 Жыл бұрын
The police didn’t have a warrant to search the home…come on.
@gliocz
@gliocz 4 ай бұрын
25:48-25:49 bro became a cat with that hiss ☠️💀
@ryebreadthebread
@ryebreadthebread Жыл бұрын
Would love to see you try to beat killer klownz from outer space
@Justme-ih9ws
@Justme-ih9ws Жыл бұрын
Something interesting about the scientific part of drinking blood, is that vampires are directly getting nutrients from the blood, so glucose or other nutrients that the blood has. By a logical stand point the higher the nutrient density the better the meal for a vampire. But what never makes sense to me is why some vampires can't eat real food. Why this doesn't make sense because food should he more nutrient packed than blood and therefore be better for the vampires. Even vampire bats in real life are capable of eating fruits and insects. So unless the vampires have lost the capability to digest food, it doesn't make sense that vampires can't eat real food.
@ryancialone3045
@ryancialone3045 Жыл бұрын
i mean science won't make sense when applying it to a thing heavily rooted in magic and folklore like a vampire. a vampire drinking blood has less to do with getting physical nutrients and more with consuming life force. but people think its quirky to scientifically rationalize it for some reason when you should just enjoy the ride.
@scragar
@scragar Жыл бұрын
Vampires are supernatural. They drink blood because it represents life, they're draining life from their victims to keep themselves alive despite being dead. A lot of mythological creatures are symbolic like that, scientific explanations just don't work.
@thebean6496
@thebean6496 Жыл бұрын
Maybe they can’t take nutrients from real food and therefore can’t/won’t eat it Also another could be be the body rejects anything except blood
@ronniehopper2726
@ronniehopper2726 Жыл бұрын
Time to call the inquisitors
@luboisfat
@luboisfat Жыл бұрын
These just keep getting better and funnier lmao. BTW, what's up with that "How to beat" channel? He's doing the same type of videos, and the exact same style of thumbnails and titles too. His vids aren't that good, they're somewhat dry and soulless, tho he does put out a lot more of them. Any affiliation? Or is the guy just ripping you off lol
@kevind6723
@kevind6723 Жыл бұрын
Oh I’m pretty sure she directly caused that ladies death. Unintentional maybe, but she definitely directly caused it.
@yoshi5I4
@yoshi5I4 Жыл бұрын
Damn son when do you find all of those shotty movies?
@gamertechlive1780
@gamertechlive1780 9 ай бұрын
how to beat it ? ez when you found the child become something like a vampire then end his life = game beat but well its not like that, the best option here are: 1. talk with the entire family including the father 2. decide what to do, if they afraid for the kid to become a lab rat then the parents will become murderer just to harvest blood but in the end if they find out the kid is dangerous enough to the point he will kill just for blood they will obviously end his life since sending him to the hospital and to explain everything is a problem, police might connect the missing people to them. The other option is to tell the doctors but if doctors can't do something about it obviously scientist will be involved and if they can't find a cure and if they judge the child is a dangerous being since there's a very high potential he can infect other people then this scientist will end up killing the child.
@SoUhmHi
@SoUhmHi 5 ай бұрын
POV ME: I’m not keeping you child
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