How to Collect over 1000 Semen Straws in One Go from One Hell (of a Time) of a Bull!

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How to Collect over 1000 Semen Straws in One Go from One Hell (of a Time) of a Bull!

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Enoch the Cow Vet

Күн бұрын

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@mels7735 2 ай бұрын

“If this vet thing doesn’t work out for me, I gunna Start Willy washing business I reckon 😂😂” Love your humour 💜

@rachelgoodkind6545 11 күн бұрын

I am sure you will have a ton of business...

@debraclogston9379 2 ай бұрын

Did you at least buy the bull a drink first?😂

@dalee.mccombs8571 27 күн бұрын

He can have a smoke afterwards!😂

@stefaniaslovat Ай бұрын

I don’t know if you people realise this but this is pure gold information. For people who want to be veterinarians, this is so important.

@Snoopbeccy 2 ай бұрын

Enoch is the funniest veterinarian to listen to I swear will make you choke on your food😂😅

@DefendTheStar 2 ай бұрын

Enoch is a madman and I love it. He cracks me up.

@mizzstrawberry_ 2 ай бұрын

I love your humour. You always make me laugh while at the same time teach me so much. I absolutely love that I found your page so long ago. You’re just an awesome human being with a beautifully kind soul and so much wisdom!!! We must protect Enoch at all costs!!!

@haggielady 2 ай бұрын

Absolutely fascinating! Thanks for showing us what goes into the process.

@avinashhansa3474 2 ай бұрын

Very informative......i like your way of working in the field conditions...... From India🇮🇳

@jonathanr1891 2 ай бұрын

I love Enoch, he just has a way about him. A way to make me, and about 9k people watch a bull, well have happy time.

@candacecurtis5739 2 ай бұрын

Loves their job and really cares about the animals. What’s not to like?

@devmeistersuperprecision4155 2 ай бұрын

This guys going the distance cowboy….. Had me rolling. Along with Willy wash and fluffer nutter.

@melodymacken9788 2 ай бұрын

Willy washing business... 🤣🤣🤣

@geneard639 2 ай бұрын

@16:00, you show up and say hi, and they all get up and start walking away looking rather embarrassed.... damn. HAHAHA

@meowth900 2 ай бұрын

Ty for gettin the micro phone much easier to hear what you’re saying now ❤❤❤

@theunsteadysteader 2 ай бұрын

Another great video Enoch, thank you!! 💜👍💜

@larag4646 2 ай бұрын

You're the best cow he's ever had. 😂

@PeaJayCee 2 ай бұрын

Thank you for coming 💀🤣🤣🤣

@rojelio989 Ай бұрын

"Thank you for coming "😂

@queenbee3647 2 ай бұрын

Any excuse to play with a bulls willy. Enochs Willy Washing Service. 😁😂😂

@glancycorner7425 2 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@leaper2294 Ай бұрын

You are hilarious! The little girl was mortified and did NOT understand the cigarette comment!😂

@charinajohansson3890 2 ай бұрын

That bull will sleep well that night❤

@42389459 2 ай бұрын

It was about 4 or 5 collectors in before I noticed the deep breathing 😆

@bluesteno64 4 күн бұрын

4:26 if you pause just right, he has this awesome grin! Truly someone who is passionate about their work

@busterbailey370 2 ай бұрын

I thank dinner and a drink is on order great video keep them coming please

@SnowWhite-ox3um Ай бұрын

How in the he** did I stumble across this video???

@sedzesanimathavha9939 Ай бұрын

I am wondering too😢

@romeo162006 29 күн бұрын

Me three.

@batmantiss 2 ай бұрын

He's going for... speed...I love it

@kimberlylloyd5014 2 ай бұрын

Love your videos Enoch. Thank you for sharing!

@tunasalad3919 27 күн бұрын

I want to enjoy my job as much as this man does. Love these videos and the commentary.

@leslieandrews6324 12 күн бұрын

Gezzz, I'm already exhausted, ready for a nap just watching

@glancycorner7425 2 ай бұрын

Would love to know that bird call. Four notes.

@davidlozano3084 19 күн бұрын

😂😂😂 Willy washing business!!! There’s a way to meet the demand!!

@ivcmom75 2 ай бұрын

Thank you for coming!!🤣🤣🤣

@mea3665 2 ай бұрын

If I watch will I need a cigarette after 😂😂😂😂😂

@Mrs.Chaos1982 28 күн бұрын

He's a gorgeous bull!!! I want one!

@paulreis1648 2 ай бұрын

Very informative if the bulls where just for straw production how often can you collect. Great video

@boboliveira3722 2 ай бұрын

Nothing like a " fluffer nutter " !!😂

@user-og2wt3le4j 23 күн бұрын

I can't help but wonder if this is same fate for human males if aliens ever take over earth.

@dunkelschwarz Ай бұрын

WTF am I watching? 😂

@deblepley7755 2 ай бұрын

Tick resistant too?? What more could a guy ask for??!❣️❤

@nickwiseman7770 2 ай бұрын

Great video! Very well done and a great learning tool to get a peek into the process of collecting semen! Beautiful bulls and great cross. I absolutely love the shorthorn breed overall my favorite!

@joywebster2678 2 ай бұрын

Hes gonna need a cigar after!

@nightfall22 9 күн бұрын

lol,if he’s slowing down we just turn the pulse up… the bull meanwhile goes OMG OMG OMG r the next 3-5 min 😂😂😂 I can’t stop laughing. This guy always is a barrel of laughs.

@randybutler4772 Ай бұрын

I feel as though I should receive credit for watching this video. Thank you for sharing. 🐂

@Anubis30224 2 ай бұрын

Enoch. Different breeds have different ejaculatory needs?!

@EnochtheCowVet 2 ай бұрын

Individuals collect differently, and different breeds even more differently! Cheers!

@Anubis30224 2 ай бұрын

@@EnochtheCowVet that's amazing! Told my biology teacher mom and she's geeking out about it. Cheers Enoch!

@proud_grandma12-6 2 ай бұрын

He might need a nap

@maryfrederickson9400 2 ай бұрын

And a cigarette!

@GREEN.EYED.ALLYCAT86 2 ай бұрын

I would never eat anything this guy cooks. Why he likes to bare hand it confuses me. Just for your own health reasons.

@hotbread1004 2 ай бұрын

You mean the touching the pecker part or the cow poop?

@Anubis30224 2 ай бұрын

Hands do not absorb germs, that's why we have skin. Germs only become a problem when they get into our mucous membranes (eyes, mouth, nose, lungs, throat, stomach, intestines) or bloodstream. Well washed hands are just as clean as sanitized gloves, the only differences are: gloves can be readily changed, hands must be regularly washed, hands only means you're touching gross stuff.

@feuerling Ай бұрын

@@Anubis30224 a small scratch is enough to allow bacteria in. And it's not easy to fully clean around the fingernails.

@Camothor10 Ай бұрын

Not really a reason to use gloves and they hinder dexterity

@sidwilkins3078 Ай бұрын

Worked for a guy that owned a bull service. Started when i was about 12 or so. Would take a plane out to the ranch to collect, eventually he trained me to do the lab part also, extending, freezing and then going back later and warming a sampling of straws to check viability. Also eventually learned to ai cows and do ultrasounds. Should have stuck with it. Used to work at several hog farms collecting boars and processing their semen. Did they ever figure out a way to freeze boar semen or is it still only viable for 7 or so days if extended properly?

@EnochtheCowVet Ай бұрын

Boar semen is huge volume, still shopped fresh. Cheers!

@zachwalker5085 2 ай бұрын

Is it cold? This is the first time ive ever seen someone in Australia wearing a carhartt coat

@bootsontheground1388 25 күн бұрын

That's a hell of a lot of money you made for making him feel good. He's gonna have lots of babies.

@RendaJane Ай бұрын

How many women want to buy one of these contraptions for their husbands for a birthday present? 🎁 😂

@brendafegley3317 25 күн бұрын

Love the humor

@megandrewcrew8046 2 ай бұрын

Willy washer business 😂

@Potmesil04 Ай бұрын

There are a lot of equestrians in the USA that pay really good money to have this done for them on their geldings. I have more time than money so I'm a do it myself kind of gal.

@TheInvoice123 2 ай бұрын

Did you warm your hands?

@simplymeconnie4003 2 ай бұрын

I hope you made him a sandwich afterwards! That's gonna make a lot of baby big macs and steaks in the future!

@mikedavis4411 2 ай бұрын

Why aren't you wearing gloves ?

@RendaJane Ай бұрын

He only wears them when he’s up to his shoulder in a heifers v j j.

@ericafoster4368 Ай бұрын

Because it's not a sterile procedure.

@Le_Bold_Thinker 19 күн бұрын

Ugh, I couldn't do it. Nope.

@davidluchsinger7377 Күн бұрын

Where does one buy a human version of this electro thingy?

@AlfredOx3 2 ай бұрын

How much would it cost to buy that Liquid Gold

@EnochtheCowVet 2 ай бұрын

I would guess between $20 to $50 per straw?

@devmeistersuperprecision4155 2 ай бұрын

Straws for top angus, highland and waigu is way way north of that. Our last withdraw from the sperm bank was several hundred for average DNA.

@EnochtheCowVet 2 ай бұрын

Same with any breed, volume is king!

@adewolemayowa 25 күн бұрын

Hey Enoch, thanks for this informative video. I’d never seen how semens are collected in bulls before. We have a farm in Nigeria with about 50 Sokoto Gudalis also knows as Bokolo. They are short horned, very similar to Brahmans. What are the possibilities of experimenting with semens from your bulls in our flock? How do you safely transport semens from a place like Australia or USA to Nigeria? I’d like to experiment with semens from Angus, Brahmans and some special breeds from Australia.

@EnochtheCowVet 25 күн бұрын

Different countries have different import requirements. Not sure what Nigeria’s requirements are but it shouldn’t be too difficult. Cheers!

@rachelgoodkind6545 16 күн бұрын

Become a vegetable farmer instead and stop exploiting animals.

@EnochtheCowVet 15 күн бұрын

No way! Monoculture excludes biodiversity! Come and walk through a pasture full of cows, then a wheat field… you may well start eating beef again. People are making money by allowing people to perceive they are helping…

@rachelgoodkind6545 15 күн бұрын

@@EnochtheCowVet Grow a variety of crops and fruits. Thank you but I am very healthy and grateful not to consume dead corpses anymore. My energy is happier and not as HEAVY. take care.

@EnochtheCowVet 11 күн бұрын

I am blessed with true a true perspective of animal agriculture. I am not trying to be judgmental, just trying to help! Cheers!

@wilsonmlongoti941 Ай бұрын

The way i hv been admiring to work with Enoch the cow vet. Please if you need a vet assistant I'm available😅.. from Zambia

@mistresskupo Ай бұрын

"Thank you for coming!" 🤣🤣🤣

@shonaguthrie848 2 ай бұрын

What does it smell like?

@zachwalker5085 2 ай бұрын

Just like any other farm. Smells like cow shit and the outdoors. The semen doesn’t smell 😂

@devmeistersuperprecision4155 2 ай бұрын

@@zachwalker5085what? The spinach smells like hard core cash. Smells like money.

@hefniehawkins1564 2 ай бұрын

love your work their Gov.. learnt something New tonight.. Noice

@quarterhorsgirl 11 күн бұрын

Beautiful bulls

@ivcmom75 2 ай бұрын

And why did you leave the US?

@EnochtheCowVet 2 ай бұрын

Adventure!

@Akki-bhau 19 күн бұрын

This is so un natural

@romeo162006 29 күн бұрын

This guy barehanding that I get it it's his profession. But dude.

@montanawhite5699 27 күн бұрын

He enjoys it too much.

@remyd5032 4 күн бұрын

So what did you do today? I was out on some random ass ranch lighting cigarettes for a bunch of bulls.

@SafiyaSafo 2 ай бұрын

Very informative good sr.

@bryantsnider3908 2 ай бұрын

What do you feel about people who have farm animals and have no veterinarian

@juliaalvarado8472 2 ай бұрын

For the saline if you go lower than .9 would it still be neutral for the sperm?

@EnochtheCowVet 2 ай бұрын

No, .9% only. Otherwise will damage the swimmers!

@duaneyoutbe Ай бұрын

Like the movie “ a boy and his dog “. WATCH IT. Starring Don Johnson.

@brendafegley3317 25 күн бұрын

I loved the comment thanks for coming to the bank and making a deposit

@MrsFrogmother1 2 ай бұрын

Here for the comments😅

@sweet68pea 2 ай бұрын

i live in Hereford which has the best breed of beef cow

@blackberrylady9265 17 күн бұрын

Is it painful 😟

@Spoiled_horsegirl 17 күн бұрын

That's what I was wondering

@rachelgoodkind6545 16 күн бұрын

Of course, electricity into the bulls rectum.

@EnochtheCowVet 15 күн бұрын

Very very low current, apparently they actually enjoy it to some extent

@victorhugocedillo9475 Ай бұрын

😂😂❤❤❤hawk tuah😂😂😂😂😂😂

@cherylmillard2067 2 ай бұрын

Is it similar to a TENS unit?

@Anubis30224 2 ай бұрын

DO NOT USE A TENS UNIT ON YOUR WILLY! They make electro-stimulation toys you can purchase.

@cherylmillard2067 2 ай бұрын

@@Anubis30224 No shit for f*ck sake, now go reread my comment and quit making straw man arguments to suit your ignorance.

@Camothor10 Ай бұрын

No the electric current is a lot more subtle as far as i know

@KaijaWeissenbach-yd8uv 18 күн бұрын

Animals abuse

@destinyfaith6476 2 ай бұрын

Did he say semen straws 😂😂😂

@jclo9803 25 күн бұрын

I hate when this do this to me!!

@lebo3793 17 күн бұрын

Milking a bull

@myreasonforlife.9511 2 ай бұрын

I hope u didn't show yr face .

@duaneyoutbe Ай бұрын

Doesn’t even wear gloves, and always here and there puts a little bit on his own nose. How many of the women who touched the pulser or vibrator decided they too should invest in one for themselves?

@montanawhite5699 27 күн бұрын

It’s for men, you think he tried it himself?

@user-nt3xo1jz6g 26 күн бұрын

Of course 😊

@rachelgoodkind6545 16 күн бұрын

Yes, it is incredibly exploitative and disgusting.

@ValCole-ws7zd 2 ай бұрын

Oh my god your too much.l watch your show from Canada.did you just say tick resisted?we need some syrurm here the ticks got me chewed up lol

@scee8299 20 сағат бұрын

13:46 hilarious 😂….Sorry brotha I don’t think she has a sense of humor 🤦‍♂️

@g.w.hampton5525 Ай бұрын

I guess you could do this in a clean professional manner or choose to make crude jokes and innuendo..

@EnochtheCowVet Ай бұрын

I choose humor! The days are way too long, the flies too numerous, and the dust too irritating. I love my job!

@steve1234596 26 күн бұрын

It’s outback farmer Aussie humour, it’s always been this way 🤙🇦🇺

@g.w.hampton5525 26 күн бұрын

@@steve1234596 I did have a mechanic fasten something on a machine I was using and he said. "that's tighter than my girlfriend" and I replied "you call you right hand your girlfriend" and he got butt hurt. =))

@jesusperez6072 4 күн бұрын

Thanks but not thankfully

@saltypineapple8371 Ай бұрын

please turn off the HDR setting on your camara. its possible to do so in the settings app on the iphone. it makes watching videos in low lighting unbearable because i get flashbanged as the video brightens to the full brightness of my device suddenly.

@EnochtheCowVet Ай бұрын

Cheers!

@GritSchonherr Ай бұрын

Wieviel Abartigkeit bringt der ,, Mensch ,, noch zum Vorschein . 😢

@stellamarisurruchua6521 2 ай бұрын

Que feo lo que hiciste 😔 desde Argentina saludos ❤ bombón 😘

@benjaminmusasizi3777 Ай бұрын

This is some gay shit😂

@Bskirs Ай бұрын

Lmaoo

@bethany7518 Ай бұрын

It puzzles me how veterinarians contribute to agriculture where ultimately animals are abused. Surely you would want to persue this occupation to help animals.

@soyoucametosee7860 Ай бұрын

Ever think about how child abuse gets by someone who is more concerned about animals?

@Camothor10 Ай бұрын

These animals arent being abused so what is your point

@rachelgoodkind6545 16 күн бұрын

@@Camothor10 Bend over and see how you enjoy it, they ARE abused

@rachelgoodkind6545 16 күн бұрын

You make an intelligent comment. Many vets leave these industries because they are disgusted by their exploitation, considered, normal. Next, watch the videos of inseminating the cows and see how lovely that is, disgusting as well. Go vegan.