If your borzoi is white in color, you can expect your borzoi to be green in color after a bath due to rolling in the first grass they see. Best to sacrifice a rug to them to roll on unless you fancy a grass-green borzoi.

Borzoi curses can be deadly. Take care, stranger.

Normally, vertical videos bother me, but this is obviously the correct aspect ratio for a borzoi.

I absolutely love this women's description of her dogs, so creative.

Maybe it’s just the fact that it’s 2 in the morning right now and my sense of humor is impaired by a lack of sleep, but this is genuinely the hardest I’ve ever laughed at a dog video.

Instructions unclear: borzoi turned into a long soggy pasta noodle

Post-bath existential crisis! 😅😅😅😅😅😅

The longest faces require the strongest wills.

what a lovely horse

The side-eye in the thumbnail is enviable.

1:09

Post-path existential crisis, then the bath was successful LMAO

The back end...it's where they hide their secrets!! 😂😅

I so enjoy your commentary. It's at least as enjoyable as looking at your dogs. Thanks for the chuckles, laughs, and loud guffaws!

"Let me do it for you."

i love that everyone inexplicably agrees that all borzois tell riddles

oh my god his face at the end, you aren't kidding

"let me do it for you"

My Aunt Catherine was a model in NY back in the day, and she owned the famous Wolfshmidt Vodka borzois. I had no idea they were famous until I checked out some books from the library on borzois and they were in the books!! Beautiful dogs. Gentle and sweet, and SO gorgeous. Their names were Lady and Baron Wolfshmidt. They lived to a ripe old age. They have thousands of descendants

Hahaahaa!! Killer thumbnail, dat side-eye... "I used to trust you... well, no more!"